real /brit edish
cant wait for all the good posts you were saving
leftymong's lair
Bossman texting me offers for delivery tonight already and it’s not even lunch time, swear he doesn’t even open until 5pm wtfBlud knows it’s payday today I swear
won't be real when this is linked as the new at the end of the next thread though really will it
>>219192154always wait a few minutes so no one realises i was saving a zinger for the new
ngl clicking through emails on jmail dot world does give me a sense of power
Tonight's plan? Smoke an extremely large zoot, order a pizza on deliveroo and watch the entire of Garth Marenghi's dark place WITH dvd commentary
leftypol framingShowerShavePooon his bathroom wall
>>219192174anything juicy that I wasnt aware of?
>>219192177please grow up mate
>>219192177paki pizza or normal?
>>219192162Who the fuck gets paid on a Thursday on the 12th of the month?
>>219192177proper leftypol bugman life
Fell in a puddle on my walk and a bunch of school children laughed at me. I think they let the older ones out at lunchtime. My trousers are a mess too and so i'll have to explain the whole embarrassing story to mum later as wellHope everyone else's day is going better
chatgpt always be yapping. just give me a yes or no botnigga
>>219192206rather boring fanny
>>219192215why did you put your dirty pants on the shag carpet
>>219192215you've clearly shit yourself mate
drugs are for teenagersgrow up
>>219192177proper brainlet humour in that can see how only a monged out druggie would enjoy it
>>219192224Tell chatgpt not us
Such a silly country
>>219192200>>219192210Just admit you're jealous>>219192201Paki, probably have 3-4 cans of lager too
>>219192206>homer bimpson
>>219192209My official payday is on the 15th of the month, which is a Sunday this month, so they would pay me on Friday. But because I’m a Monzo chad I can access my salary early, from 4pm today. So you see now, does that explain it clearly enough?
>>219192246you're my friends though :(
bit embarrassing he got the population numbers wrong though
>>219192250sounds like the life of someone who doesn't really give a shit about anything especially themselves
>>219192259kekers
>>219192225They’re the best fannies, little chubby slits that hide their mysteries. You have to peel her open to see the beautiful pink fruit within
avoiding any work today so i actually have something to do when i'm in the officei can't believe how little work there is to actually do, everyone is just making up tasks for themselves to keep busyutterly utterly pointless why are they paying us to sit around
such a strange thing to lie about
>>219192194juiciest stuff is already doing the rounds on x, did find something about a nyt journalist recieving pics though
>>219192247did giving trump a peace prize bring the game into disrepute?
>>219192250Sounds comfy lad, don’t listen to these gimps who will just be posting on 4chan all day from their smelly childhood bedrooms
>>219192282He didn’t though he got the year wrong he meant to say 2000 instead of 2020
>>219192288damn sonu freaky :P
>>219192243Kek ok mate you enjoy your "intelligent" humour then we're all really impressed>>219192284Sounds like the life of someone who's living
>>219192303there's nothing wrong with posing next to girls in bikinis he does that openly
>>219192296There's a good episode of Kino's Journey that addresses this
>>219192303donald in a bikini? corrr
yamming microwave pasta rn keeping it neoliberal
>>219192315Infantino did that that in America though nothing to do with the English FA
>>219192215Ok Rorke, and this is really important now, were they immigrant kids?
>>219192288unfathomably
>>219192296I think this about my work sometimes as well, occasionally I go whole weeks doing literally nothing except responding to a few emails and I am still spoken about highly by my boss simply because I know how to use Excel and PowerBI and Jupyter Notebooks and Python and he doesn’t.
>>219192331yeh but it's girls in epstiens kitchen, don't really think they'd be of age pal
Not enjoying the heavily-political tilt to Mousey's Twitch streams of late. Not least because his knowledge of politics seem to be very off, Mandelson was never Chancellor of the Exchequer for example.
> Reeves says Ratcliffe's comment about UK being 'colonised' by migrants 'disgusting'
>>219192342whats bellingham up to in his villa today crodeep? xx
>>219192358boomers will call you a whiz kid and computer wizard for knowing how to do formulas in excel and writing a python script
>>219192299It's indisputable, it's history
>>219192316Cheers la finally someone with a clue
>>219192296>>219192358This is why office wagies/toilers should never be revered. You're simply cattle paid to do made-up jobs to have something to do and keep the economy going. Never forget that.
yung onyx BAP BAP yeeah twin
>>219192377well she would wouldnt she
>>219192391LMAO yeah, kind of why I hate AI desu because it lets normies have my magical powers (or at least appear to)
grim how much Trump lives inside your sad little leftypol brains
>>219192406we both end up doing the same thing which is posting on 4chan except we get paid more than PIP pays you
>>219192393?
>>219192435They wake up every morning and he's the very first thing that pops into their heads. It's actually mad.
>>219192406You’re right of course however I am still more intelligent than you which is why I was able to get such a comfy job in the first place so really I do deserve all the perks of it
'cattle' is the most pot calling the kettle black insult everlike yeah mate you're not a billionaire you're on the same ranch
Leftypol has floppy eyelid syndrome
>>219192224Simply ask it to answer briefly
suppose i should eat something
Reeves says Rorke's comment about UK being 'colonised' by migrants 'disgusting'
>>219192467floppy arsehole syndrome too. from all the bummings you see
>>219192388he was kickin it wit mandem
>>219192482shes got it out for are rorke
I hate how chatgpt constantly glazes you nowadays, very cringey and it also encourages specimens like heathermong to discuss their mental theories with it and makes them feel like misunderstood geniuses feeding their psychosis
rorke's got a dihh like an acorn
Point of privilege:Please refrain from calling the kettle black, and instead use the more progressive term PoC (pot of colour) thank you
We at /brit/ call her Aeris and do not recognise the name Aerith.
>>219192491mental how they've segregated themselves
>>219192491blud put trent on the timmy table omds
Simon Jordan defending Ratcliffe on Talksport uh oh starmer will be on his case
>>219192491the timmydem
>>219192446>Printing is considered one of the Four Great Inventions of China that spread throughout the world.[3][11] In 2009, UNESCO recognized Chinese woodblock printing as an Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity.[12]:4METHODSOF MASSKILLING
a lot of very silly little boys itt need to grow up pronto
>>219192543If there's no God mass killing is fineJust all atoms floating on a ball across the universe
>>219192544Go do that then you sad virgin
>>219192520Aerith sounds better so I say Aerith. Simple as.
>>219192564well thats me done
>>219192543are you okay
i can't say th sounds
>>219192562Again, let me repeat: it is not a matter of morality.
>>219192520I don't like localisations so I call her Earisu
>>219192576>I say AerithGay lisp that's why. Sorry, "that'th" why.
ziedy on his lunch break spamming black men on 4chan
>>219192591What do you call a thumb then?
rorke mentioned 15,000 times in the epstien files
wish i was getting my butt stretched rn
>>219192591i used to be like this but when i went to university i felt like such a povvo lower class freak compared to everyone else that I learned to do it properly
>>219192564get a grip and give your head a wobble
there were a couple of mongs of Traitors who couldnt say ths so would say fatefuls. very stupid people
It's actually pronounced Aerice
>>219192520your accents probably make both spellings sound like Aerif
>>219192631were they not just irish
>>219192631Still vastly more succesful than you'll ever be
>>219192648not to my knowledge. which is vast and deep
yeah but am I bovvered
>>219192661hs?
>>219192647Irishman opining on how names are pronounced compared to their spelling - with zero shame whatsoever - is it?
Do you mean you say th as f? or like you've got a speech impediment? I say th as f usually because I grew up with a cockney sounding family. Moved to a more upper middle class area in my early teens and got made fun of for being a mong
he's posted about his dollhouse character 783 times in the month of February alone
>>219192684I HATE FUCKING NIGELS
>>219192684yes?
>>219192693he genuinely needs a word with himself. this is not healthy. even if hes only responsible for 50% of that, its still concerning
>>219192604fum
katy sunbathing rn somewhere with sum premier league star dada blocked
>>219192684demolish that shaehainmous o'connererain (pronounced shane o'conner)
>>219192712Take it as the joke it was intended like >>219192710 did and don't be so sassy.
>>219192684lmaoooo
Beholdthe whitest man in the thread
>>219192721Wonder how much money he's made off this
>>219192747>2% Cornishnon-white
>>219192758good post
3 million files releasedstill not a single piece of evidence of child trafficking to the island
>>219192721why are you so obsessed with this lad
One thing I just realised about Pokemon Gold and Silver is that Silver has a Crobat which means that over the course of the game he actually came to bond with his Pokemon (Crobat is a friendship evolution) despite at the start he always talked about how he only wanted strong Pokemon and how they were tools for battle. Character development portrayed through game mechanics instead of through the narrative. Very cool I think
>>219192758cope on saxonoid
>>219192747dios mioel ogre de las celtica un norseano...
rapidly onyx bashydem zooted off da clizzy rn
>>219192794i'm welshi am NOT white
last celeb you wanked to?
>>219192788maybe that particular crobat is also a dick
>>219192788Yeah I got Silver and tried to convince myself it was the right one as well
>>219192797La deliciosa bestia parda de la conquista normanda...
>>219192821scream
>>219192788My first shiny was a Crobat
>>219192821Why are you posting pictures of children you nonce?
>>219192806chase infiniti
>HE DIDNT GO BALLS DEEP INTO TSM STOCK
the raped
>>219192857thought you said you were leaving this general for good
lost all zest for life ladstime is slipping awaylike grains of sand in the windlike tear drops in the rainlost forever
>>219192821gotta give them credit this zoomzoom's gimmick of pretending to be 36 is pretty good
>>219192867Reckon you need a drink mate
please dear god can someone recommend me just one (1) actually good song.
>>219192862>>219192865Arent you glad you didnt take my advice and pool your money so your not stuck on this dog shit site stroking each others egos? Youll always be poor and mentally stunted.
>>219192788>One thing I just realised about Pokemon Gold and SilverStopped reading there
doing FUCK ALLjust sitting around at 1:40 on a thursday
>>219192902make a plan it has to happen TONIGHT
>>219192889digbar - 3 big balls
>>219192821Paedo vibes
>>219192897relapsed again :/
>>219192889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7gNodZS3c
Time for a nap I thinkI get a bit cranky without a nap as I'm getting older
>>219192889do you like bladee
>>219192889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeEw0yp9_Q
>>219192897how much money have you made then
>>219192966enough to have yer mum give me top
twitter is so retarded
>>219192975three pence?
>>219192912not worth dignifying with a response>>219192924did you upload that dogshit yourself tranny>>219192941yes>>219192943everyone’s heard that slop before
>>219192978Yum
>>219192991grow up
reckon i've arsed up my life as much as it's possible to arse up one's life without going to prison
done me with the one two whammy
>>219192978Corrr runt slop
>>219192978you're scottish arent you
>>219192983SHOTS FIRED
>>219193008how so
I am enduring as a Sensitive Young Man in Misery Island
Bread and water soup for luncheon
>>219192991
everyday im hustling
>>219193008are you addicted to any opioids, meth, or crack?
hes reposting the images for attention again
>>219193020it's all to do with my mental state really, i never socialised properly and am anxious as fuck which led to my life never really getting off the ground at all
>>219193057kek this nigga is scared of the normgroid goyim cattle. nigga can’t talk to anyone without spazzing out
>>219193057sounds like it over yeah might as well kill yourself right now
>>219193055i dont think its attention at this point. just autistic ritual compulsions. he's also clearly quite bored
just ghost rode the whip
>>219193081swag
lorde sex arse
>>219193102The sauce looks, smells and tastes like vomit
>>219192978>>219193043>>219193102have some self-respect
>>219193093>dyed armpit hair
why’s english such an ugly sounding language. and shove it up your ass before you start talking about accents, all the germanic languages are ugly as shit. hey did you dumbass niggas ever think to pack this goofy shit up and switch to french when the french ruled you for all those centuries?
>>219193116do you really think theyre his photos? think on you fool
>>219193102scrancheon
>>219193139french sounds faggy :/
34 years oldExpelled from school in 2006 at 14No GCSEs, no A-Levels, no uniFired from 5 out of 14 jobs since 2010Fired from one place twice in the space of 3 yearsBanned from wetherspoonsBanned from all social media platforms over the years for threats of violence, racism, sexual abuse, cyberflashing, doxxing and hacking£0 in the bank account
>>219193139sounds fine to me
>>219193171move to atlanta
lynch the goyim
>>219193171adhd?
37 year old male model who looks 17
the filthy depraved hangover wank, as it were
>>219193171time to become a mercenary-adventurer in darkest africa
>>219193171you sounds like a legend m8
>>219193171ktim except 38 and never employed
wish i was 8 years old playing pokemon soul silver again ;_;
one hour to go
>>219193171It's ok Rorke
on the xannies
Meltdown
>>219193171You ever think suicide might be the only way out?
>>219193171ktimfired why?
>>219193246until?????????????????????
she's so fucking peng
baco noir shits are very smelly this morning
>>219193261new here?he's implying that he will wait till school finishes so he can masturbate looking out of his window at school girls in little skirts
>>219193283? I start my shift at toil at 3pm...Are you a paedophile? Sounds like you have kids on your mind a lot
>>219193298the toil: watching school girls walk home
been trying to spend more time outdoors lately but every time i try it's too fucking hot and i also just get bored
>>219193255way out of what? This is entertaining?
>Banned from wetherspoons
Rorke feeling anxious whenever a police siren is heard nearby
>>219193273all women should look like this
>>219193309this is why i love british weatherand people always complain because we don't roast in the summer or freeze to death in the winter
>>219193328past couple of summers here have been unbearable though. last year i swear it was 35c from May to August
>>219193328aye i think i'll wait until australian winter or at least mid-autumn before i start trying to spend time outdoors
>>219193341where lmaowe had one week of 28-30 last yearthis winter was mild
How does a lad find themselves banned from Wetherspoons? All kinds of miscreants and skullduggers frequent my nearest 'spoons
>>219193341I remember when it hit 40c here back in 2022, that was kino. Really felt like being in a big oven
>>219193246i got three hours until the shift is over
Do escorts usually ask their clients for film/book recommendations? I also suggested her to check out a bookshop and she perked up and said she would.I'm trying to work out whether the escort I see genuinely likes me or not.
>>219193363i had a wank under the table in one of the booths and the waitress saw me
>>219193372blow yo shit smoove off
>>219193363i had a poo under the table in one of the booths and the waitress saw me
sticking my finger up my hiney
>>219193352You must be an indian on a VPN then because the literal opposite was true. Last year it was back-to-back endless clear sky belters day after day and the place fucking fried. And this past november and january was freezing
>>219193372no it's common tactic to fool punters into thinking their connection is real and not a simple financial transaction
>>219193372Is /adv/ broken
why is escortmong wasting his time trying to find "connection" with prostitutes? Thats why im strictly east asian. I'd rather they didn't know english at all.
Why is YouTube now full of AI videos narrating unsourced stories about German POWs living in Britain in WWII? And why are they all about a man named Ernst Weber?
>>219193401you think india had one week of 28-30 and a mild winter? lol
when's the last time you lads shoplifted?i haven't done it since i was 15, don't have anything against it morally just scared of getting caught x
>>219193426Because I have no interest in just having sex, I want intimacy. I like cuddling and talking with her.>>219193404Do you think real connections can ever form? Don't escorts sometimes date clients?
>>219193437no im saying you're larping as from this country and making up weather reports
Rorke drinking a lot of tea at once and spluttering and coughing and it's all coming out of his nose jesus Rorke sort yourself out mate!
>>219193453>Do you think real connections can ever form? Don't escorts sometimes date clients?more likely to win the lottery
Most dead soldiers recovered from the battlefields in WW2 had fully loaded guns and never fired a shot.
>>219193463lol
>>219193363had a poowank by the bar and mum saw me
>>219193456that would be a bizarre lie indeed
yanks
>>219193480how did they recover if they were dead
>>219193480id be ripping the shots off blowing niggas heads smoove off they'd give me medals
i wonder what leftymongs algo looks like. must be page after page of delusional thumbnails with the same talking points from 2006 calling everybody racist or something lmao
>>219193501german humour
>>219193501They were killed by artillery and aerial bombing, landmines and tanks
>>219193501screaming
coffee with the toil lasses went rather well in the end, made them both laugh several times and we talked for so long we nearly ran out our parking tickets. Think I'm finally moving on from my socially awkward weirdo phase
>>219193527ok but how did they get better after that
not sure if i should get yazuka kiwami 3. sitll feel a bit let down by that pirate slop last year
>>219193551why dont you have sex instead
>>219193544they didnt. they died.
>In September 2020, Ratcliffe officially changed his tax residence from Hampshire to Monaco, a move that it is estimated will save him £4 billion in taxb-b-b-b-bases!
>>219193561i've had sex
>>219193563you said they recovered
>>219193536ever going to cut about with other men or are you a gay best friend?
>>219193536gay little coffee with the faghags was it?
>>219193574They were recovered by alive people. Look understand you're trying to get me to see the "joke", but it just didnt really work.
>>219193336do you live in an oap home?
leftypols love for taxes tells you a lot about the content of his character leftypol types love conforming, must be why women are all leftypols
>>219193577its the opposite if anything lad, spent most of my formative years hanging out with dudes almost exclusively so this is a major milestone for me
>>219193572i meant with me x
mental how almost none of our billionaires are british and the ones that are just inherited their moneywe are truly incapable of creating wealth
Getting sick of job centre shite. Wish I could get sanctioned for a few months then get back on it
Some good stuff in the files actually
>>219193609Are you incapable of reading tables or something
blocked the toilet with poo award
https://youtube.com/shorts/3a-Ws2MXI6QGet back in your box rorke, you’ve been done
great bait he's done therehe's forced leftymong to defend billionaires now
>>219193587ok thanks x
>>219193569Fucking vileAnyway, Angela for Leader.
Another miserable rainy day
what's the point of partitioning a hard drive
>>219193645are you incapable of reading the early life section schlomo?
Sir James Dyson
sir dyson ball
>>219193657not his fault the uk's tax rate is retardedeveryone's moving, that's why your GP is full of nigerian doctors
getting a bit sick of memes and podcasts and reviews and opinions just shut the fuck up
>>219193569>>219193657why do you caredo you think throwing money at the government is going to make anything better
Jim Ratcliffe may be entitled to his opinions about immigration. He is not entitled to embarrass or alienate Manchester United and Michael Carrick, when 3/4 of gheir entire squad is made up of players from 14 different countries. Especially when he doesn’t even fucking live in this country or pay tax here.
Loooooool
was sitting by myself in the cafe at uni once and this fit girl came over and said they were giving away free nandos and asked if i wanted any and i said no thanks
Opinion of my meme review podcast lads?
>>2191936724 of those listed contradict your statement
>Labour MPs have told Keir Starmer that they have been branded "paedo lovers" on the doorsteps
>>219193702no i unironically think he did the right thingonce we stop taxing the shit out of everyone to pay for timmy's PIP and rasheed's 5 bed house, maybe businesses will want to business here
>>219193720Virtually all refugees don't pay tax and come here, don't see you seething over that. Curious..
>>219193725well we haven't listened to it have we
>>219193735kek might hurl abuse at my local labour mp
>>219193720Ah yes because footballers are the problem
>>219193729that's patheticthe majority of the wealth isn't in british hands
me re-writing a post multiple times before realising this is all meaningless so wtf am i doing? then i just never send the post because fuck you all
>>219193720Before he left for Monaco he was the third highest tax payer in the country. He would pay more in tax in one year than you or I ever will in our lifetime.Saying colonised was the wrong word but the actual premise of what he was saying was correct
leftymong psyopped in to defending indian billionaires lmao
want to get a desk is much lower and sit on a rocking chair would be comfy as
favourite pizza place closed down in 2015 and i haven't eaten pizza since
leftypops is a fucking retard lets be honest
isnt there some muslim billionaire buying up all the pubs in london just to close them
>>219193722looool farage literally can’t take banter at all can he look at him raging
>>219193783You finally grew up
Always do a little howl when the posters here start to act all sanctimonious just because I want to spent one evening smoking a wikkle zoot and watching high quality comedySorry we can't all spend every evening wanking and posting about poo
>>219193609>we are truly incapable of creating wealthOnly in this country because this country hates billionaires. We are very successful in business abroad.
>>219193794no
>>219193783Had a really nice Italian place down the road from me that closed down at the end of covid. Still think about it and miss it. Owner used to give us free wine as well
>>219193801are you sure
>>219193744>>219193755>>219193765Well this one certainly rattled the runt cage didn’t it?
>>219193799You'll be a depressed husk by the time you're 30 if you carry on like this young man. Get a clue
>>219193800>Only in this country because this country hates billionairesthis country hates anyone who is independently successful period
>>219193796>finallylad it was over 10 years ago, i was still a fresh-faced little zoomer back then
>>219193808You mean three posters pushing your shit in over a dumb post? If thats what rattling the runt cage means then yeah haha
>>219193809Jokes on you I'm 32
>>219193823>>219193823
>>219193807yes
