32 year old man eating kiddy pizza and watching slop, smoking weed rotting in his bedroom. grim

lets have a nice clean thread alright

Another day spent wasting away in bed with a hangover. Need to cut out the booze

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POVVOS

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thats scroteland done

rorke smells of cum
leftypol smells of some other mans cum

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get yourself a woman who picks her own nose and eats her own snot

i don't judge anyone for how they spend their evenings and reckon anyone should be allowed to do anything they want in their private life as long as it's not hurting anyone and isn't gay

>>219193839
how old are you

>>219193858
Thought you were leaving lmao

Apparently I’ve got to be ashamed of having a cheeky zoot and a ‘kizza after work and popping a box set on instead of… sitting on 4chan all night getting angry about foreigners and starmer like you lot?? Ok…

>>219193885
37 but I look 17

>>219193863
why do you keep posting this

>>219193877
Doesn't make any sense. What are you on about? Obviously I'm going to pass judgement on a mongoloid living a grim and pathetic life. Doesn't have to hurt me.

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>>219193887

getting my penis licked

>>219193867
They’re McCain Gastro Chips aren’t they lad? Excellent taste, spotted them right away

>>219193863
It's incredibly strange how both the Northern Irish and Scotish "nationalist" groups and parties have retained inexhaustable ire for the English, yet are among the most leftie, brownoid, invader loving retards in the UK.

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https://anigo.to/watch/ssssgridman-pwd3#ep=1

>>219193902
SCREWAMING

>>219193893
why do you have to blog about it here for approval though you seem insecure

>>219193904
what do you think a 32 year old should be doing in his spare time? there's only so many nights you can spend shagging your wife

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>NHS medic sacked after taking suicidal patient on a 'date' and calling her 'Sleeping Beauty'
Fuck sake lol

Might even order a Ben and Jerries or a Hagan Daz to go with my ‘kizza, that’ll send angrlad’s jealousy into overdrive oh yes it will

>>219193872
But I want some, she can't have it all!

wonder if i can buy adhd medication somewhere

women hate the idea of men having fun and other men have adopted this mentality so now it's considered socially unacceptable to simply enjoy life past a certain age
simple as that lads

>>219193946
thought that was a hoop earring he had but I think it’s just a design on his head rest

>>219193953
get the new churros flavour of ben and jerry mate its amazing, that ice cream is my favourite when im stoned i eat a whole tub

>>219193931
not clicking that shit nigga

new bub games

defenestrate all women

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GPT is such an ally to my disabled trans bame (self identified) neurodivergent otherkin self. I love AI!

>>219193941
>still cant use rhetoric correctly
reel your neck in

>>219193994
isnt that like over 2000 calories

the matrix reloaded was such a hyped film back in the day, if you werent around for then you'll never understand but when it came out it was such a massive letdown

>>219193941
In what way?
>>219193994
I’m not very adventurous with ice cream flavours I usually just stick to chocolate fudge brownie that’s my favourite but may pick that one up if I see it on offer thanks lad

XXL condoms purchased. not even joking

>>219194015
ok rorke

>>219194024
Wow, your boyfriend sure is big!

>>219194024
Tyrone coming to service your mum again?

>>219194026
i'm not rorke

feel a bit sick. i think i ate too much on the wegovy

>>219193945
Play some golf
Go to the pub and play some darts/pub quiz
Go to the gym
Go sightseeing
Go for a drive to the countryside
Go for a walk/hike in the countryside
Go swimming
Go trainspotting
Go sailing
Go to festival
Go to a museum or art gallery
Learn a language
Read a book
Go travelling overseas
Learn a skill
Go to church
Go to the beach
Go to the theatre
Go to the wrestling match
Go to a comedy show
Go out to a fancy restaurant
Do volunteer work
Go to a carnival
Go cycling

>>219194020
dunno

>>219194024
>condoms
lol k. enjoy your blown out roasties

>>219194048
Cheers virgin

>>219193917
i wonder if you can trick a cat into licking your willy by putting some milk on it

>>219194068
thats you done

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>>219194066

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>>219194069

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nth for the gyaldem

>>219194011
>reel your neck in
is that what your big bro told you right before he you know

>>219194048
what if you have a cheeky zoot before doing any of these activities?

>>219194048
>everything has to be productive and/or involve other people
no thanks!

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IT BEGINS
RACE WAR NOW
RACE WAR NOW

>>219194082
>is dat what...

youre a fucking moron

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>>219194104

>>219194104
why are you so angry is something wrong

uh oh raped nonce melty

Spent all morning making Rorke posts and time has just flown by, mum will be home soon I’d better do the dishes!

>>219194048
>Go to a carnival
it's not 1890 anymore

>>219193863
>>219193929
let them leave then

snorting some blow

>>219194082
they call your mum the bone collector

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>>219194126
you are mentally ill

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>iz dat wot ur big brudder

retard

>>219194138
whys that

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>>219194150

>>219194126
will the bergs yoke never be lifted from rorkes shoulders?

>>219194069
you keep them thoughts to yourself, ok?

>>219194131
Some people live in small towns with communities and events still going on each year. You must live in an absolute shithole

>>219194163
wanna cookie?

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the raped

>>219194201
is dat wot ur big brudder

>>219194183
i live in a town of 2000 people and we don't have "carnivals"
victorian ahh nigga

>>219194210
sc

>no bro we need some Latina baddies here trust me bro
Yes, what the UK is sorely lacking is loud, obnoxious brown people

brain dead neanderthal

hi lads. where can I buy a good bayonet-screw lightbulb

>>219194207
i can't understand you with your brother's dihhh in your mouf

>>219194210
you very clearly don't, because every other town in England, Wales and Scotland has at least a couple of carnivals a year each summer. Maybe you just don't go outside?

>>219194229
didnt see that one coming. youve got me on the ropes man, ill definitely be heading off now.

>>219194158
racism is the cancer destroying england

hes so easy to set off because of the brain damage its not really fair

>>219193904
>>219194048
It's actually hilarious how much the idea of me having a relaxing Thursday night in has broken you

>>219194232
what fucking world do you live in where your town is having "carnivals" multiple times a year
screaming

people love to shit on SUVs but did you know you have a 55% higher chance of surviving a car crash if you’re in a SUV

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>>219194229
>>219194265
cant wait for your next brilliant iteration of the same stupid shit forced meme

>>219194275
Meltdown

going to the beach on a thursday night in mid february

>>219194271
well you've been coming back for the past hour now seething about it so I reckon you've been the donned one here

>>219194274
then everyone ends up in an SUV, nobody's safer, there's less room on the roads and for parking and more pedestrians are killed
nice job!

>>219194283
Ahh yes, melty ....how original. chimp

>>219194275
not forced is it though it is all true

>>219194294
Lol ok make if it makes your feel better
You enjoy your hike/carnival/whatever it is you end up doing

>>219194306
Why did you come back after claiming to quit (for the 100th time)

>>219194272
I think you've just accidentally exposed yourself as a shut-in virgin mate. Go to your high street and I guarantee you you will see posters on lampposts and street furniture of summer events in the local park and pavillion. Actually insane how much of a shut in you are you think local activites is "victorian" lmfao

can tell theres a few decent posters about right now but they're being shouted down by the idiots
will come back when the toilers have come home

>>219194309
what about: mental how badly i mindraped him

and now youre using someone elses shtick and continually repeating yourself and having a little giggle as if the entire world is laughing with you. youre illiterate and probably actually mentally retarded. whether or not youre aware is completely inconsequential

>>219194335
thanks mate see you later x

extreme meltdown 67

>>219194330
my town doesn't have a pavilion
do you also ride your pennyfarthing down to the world's fair? lmao

>>219194365
sc

>>219194323
I will enjoy that. And you enjoy wasting away on here telling everybody about your epic zoot and runtslop you're eating

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>How the gay mafia nearly launched a coup and seized the premiership in Britain

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>I will enjoy that. And you enjoy wasting away on here telling everybody about your epic zoot and runtslop you're eating

>>219194365
You're a brownoid from london arent you. Nobody could be this disconnected from their own locality

>>219194356
>he actually took that post offensive
says a lot about you. but, surely its not your fault. just keep "meming" your way to victory, ignoramus

>>219194365
they have a world's fair every year mate

>>219194365
howl

>>219194347
what about it what are you even talking about are you okay

>>219194274
Just wear a seatbelt lmao

>>219194399
what are you even talking about are you okay

brownoid astonished that local towns do things lmao

>>219194399
learn to read, n*gger

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i'd be a depressed shut in too if i lived in this

>>219194394
did you respond to the wrong post or something

wfh
it lush

Gingerpaedo is malfunctioning lmfao

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>>219194427
SCREAMING

>>219194433
FUCK YOU

>>219194380
Honestly between this and your weird obsession with carnivals and pavilions you might be the weirdest little freak we've had here in a while lmao

>>219194429
>>219194443
have sex

>>219194450
(^:<

>>219194459
why

>>219194454
You're seething about the reaction you go to a post you made in the last thread nearly 2 hours ago. Thats you done mate

>>219194470
because youre obviously hot for each other. why do you ask so many questions? youre an obese old man stop acting like youre a tween

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I don't get foot fetishists

>>219194393
>>219194413
because i don't live in a town with a pavilion and a carnival right okay rorke sorry
we don't all live in the merrie england that you do

carnivals? i sit in my smelly bedroom smoking weed and watch garth marenghi dvds at 32 years old actually

>>219194492
Thanks for that mate

>>219194491
why are you so upset

It's sad, when I post unprompted in other generals I always get (You)s and get treated as funny and exotic, but here on /brit/ Im just another dago wop waiter

>>219194475
As opposed you who who's been posting about a post I made two hours ago
You're extremely unwell
They need to put you in a jar for studying

>>219194515
i love italy
i love you

>>219194514
why are you so upset

>>219194495
What kind of sink estate do you live in lmfao ooooo a pavillion alri billionaire

>>219194515
no you are just a contemptible frogposter

warning 3/3 by the way you crippled little retard faggot but im going to finish up the project im working on before wasting even 5 minutes on you
just know that with what happens and how it looks, you arent that important (at all)

Actually screaming at carnivalmong
Same level of larp as that guy who said in Surrey villages you're ostracised if you don't go to church

>>219194523
I'm just responding to your meltdown. Insecure little man

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>>219194526
I like england too
>>219194536
True

>>219194529
i asked you first though

without fail. every time i come here. the same two retarded faggots are here.

one of them lives with his parent

>>219194564
kys kiddo

>>219194539
well thats him told then

The Epstein thing is just becoming a psyop to add onto the moral panic about straight men finding post pubesecent girls attractive as biology dictates. This is being used to distort the meaning of the word 'pedophilia' and add into the moral panic of our era.

The end result will be the AOC is raised to 45.

this brown goblin trapped in his london one-bedroom flat actually flabbergasted at the very concept of having local events happening in the area. He's just used to Notting Hill Carnival

>>219194553
I posted details of my evening and you immediately went into a tizz
Only person having a meltdown here, is you

>>219194574
why do you come here then

>>219194574
Meltdown

>>219194581
stfu 190

>>219194598
why do you come here then

>>219194603
190 is dead

>>219194597
By making fun of you, and telling you to grow up? Not really a tiz nor a meltdown is it mate. Telling you you're a mong?

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>>219194602
still thinking about suicide?
still living with the parents?

meltdown, indeed

>>219194608
for a bit of fun you seem to be having a bad time though

>>219194531
rorke skipping on down to the village green to ride on the merry-go-round

>>219194642
why are you so upset

>>219194626
>still living with the parents?
Whats wrong with that if you're not married? Peak judeogolem unitedshartism

overweight mid-30s man wasting his life on 4chan

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>>219194596
>the local events in question

i'd lock myself in my smelly bedroom and eat runtslop and smoke weed too if I didn't go outside or know anything about whats going on in my area. All jokes aside here, this lad just outed himself as the most socially isolated freak on /brit/

>>219194655
im not but you seem to be is something wrong

>>219194659
>a fucking wop

dont ever @ me again

>>219194620
Just seems with how emotional you're getting that yeah it could definitely classify as a melty

i'm a grifter in the game of love

>>219194672
one thing is certain youre easily convinced

alright who's melting who around here

Our village has got two pavilions. It's not difficult

>>219194667
better than garth marenghi lmao, and probably more pertinent too

>>219194685
of what

>>219194698
any and everything you deem appropriate.

>>219194674
I accept your concession, golem

>>219194681
Multiple people just told you the truth, grow up and get a clue. You then spent 2 hours apoplectic about the responses you go and dragged it in to the this thread. Thats what a meltdown is. Thats what we call a tiz

>>219194669
You've been posting non stop about this for over an hour getting increasingly hysterical
Any pretense you had of being a normal well adjusted person has long since disappeared

>>219194688
tarq oh tarq oh tarq you tarq on tarq you are tarquin alright?

>>219194710
such as

rorke looking at Brighton pavilion and slamming the desk

>>219194698
in short, youre a gullible retard. sorry lad

watching gath marenghi in a pavillion during carnival smoking weed and the pavillion smells

Gonna defent the shut-in here. Going to any event alone is never going to help you out. Most of these things are for families and you look like a nonce walking about while all the kids are running around. Otherwise, you'll mostly see couples and established friend groups. You aren't just going to walk into a social life by going to Blandtown Spring Fate or whatever. Get real.

>his town doesn't have a travelling circus and dance troupe
lmaoing at your life

>>219193823
did you guys know the CIA did 9/11? I just watched a YouTube video about it

>>219194730
about what

>>219194721
>and dragged it in to the this thread
The first post in this thread was you seething about me lmao >>219193839

>>219194722
All this seething because you got a negative response when you told everybody your plans to rot in your smelly bedroom all day watching an unfunny channel 4 has-been smoking drugs. Melty

my local town has a shopping centre and that's pretty much it. oh and wrestling

>>219194755
alri chandlers ford lad

seething that i am unable to monetise my twink body with an onlyfans

Another spaki melty is it

>>219194747
weve already gone over this.

>>219194710

>>219194755
Where's your bloody pavilion you brown freak

>>219194750
That wasn't even me, thats someone else also disgusted by your fat drug addict lifestyle.

>>219194779
lol ok

>>219194765
such as

>>219194786
your dad raping you

>>219194768
circus nicked it while everyone was distracted

>>219194764
yeah he cant comprehend the idea that some people don't live in a paki ethnostate

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>>219194795
doesn't make any sense why would i be gullible about that

>>219194764
who are you talking to? or about?
just admit you dont know what "pavillon" means and step out of the conversation until the topic changes and you can jump back into the thread. your dogshit contribution isnt required for the thread to keep on ticking. you can shut up you know

>>219194816
why are you so upset

Rorke attending the local carnival and picking up a fair maiden with his disarming wit

>>219194819
um

>>219194821
what makes you think im upset

most towns in england have a central pavillion area. The pakis in here melting down over it obviously live in one of those grim narrow high streets with just a DFC chicken and an Aldi lmao

>>219194821
why did the CIA do 9/11
why didnt the FBI stop them
I cant believe the POTUS would do this
thousands of Americans died like the shoah

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>>219194838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I08jN84MNl4

getting hired by the carnival as the brown freak understudy

>>219194858
okay

everywhere ive lived has had fairs and fêtes etc

screaming at the carnival gimmick

Lads, how can I keep a lid on my emotions with the escort I'm seeing?

I fear that I've made myself unattracted to her by overthinking things. She agreed to meet again on the 22nd so am I just panicking too much?

How can I ensure I remain attracted to her enough to have sex with her but not be obsessed with her?
I think she likes to be fucked hard so should I take viagra?

not even remotely funny

if companies can spend (and lose) $1billion on AI and/or the metaverse, and Facebook can get sued by the CIA for >$100M dollars to pay for Ukraine war, and those companies are fine, then money doesnt exist and that means they could solve world hunger so why dont they just do that? not talking about Africa tho. I mean world hunger in our own countries, like orphans and the homeless

>>219194890
same. unironically nearly had a seziure of laughter thinking about that post the lad made when the australian asked what there is to do out there. "go to the carnival" LOL

>>219194898
*rapes you to shreds*

>>219194889
our school had a fete

Off to the carnival at the pavillon lads. Anyone want owt?

it actually is the jews though

there actually is a big winter carnival i could go to but i wont

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how does that MrBeast cunt have so many subscribers

anyways that all. off to go havemore truths revealed to my by the magic of the internet
if we solved world (all countries that arent lost causes) hunger, then we would have a lot more tax-paying citizens. just saying
this would unlock a lot of money and power and we could go do our full potential human species thing

>>219194903
people should just get jobs to not be hungry why is that mark zuckerberg's responsibility

>>219194839
Nobody is listening to your weird little rant mate

>>219194890
>>219194912
LOL he's such a freak

thats what my last name would be BTW
first name something like truthseeker

>>219194903
>>219194940
so you dont actually want anyone to respond you just posted your naive half baked thoughts here for no reason

>>219194940
alri tom harwood

It's gonna be a while before I eat anything from Satriale's

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>>219194903
>>219194940

the CIA did 9/11?

Bin Laden CIA 9/11 agent? Barack Osama BinLaden (brother?)

Bin Laden very rich?

the Jews in Afghanistan?

The FBI didnt stop the CIA doing 9/11?

Actually this would be my name

2 out of 9 little courses done wahey lads get in etc

got it all out your systems you incel mongs?

>>219194939
Because his type of content appeals to the two biggest demographics: children and Indians.

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>>219194999
youre brown, why are you here?

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>SIX TWO
>SIX TWO
>SIX TWO
What did he mean by this?

https://files.catbox.moe/iesrsc.mp4

>>219195022
you said children twice la

until the companies that waste money fix hunger in the first world countries, I am going to be recycling, business as usual; but for every bag of plastic bottles I recycle, I am going to add a second bag of poisoned recycling, with clothing, paper/glass/metal, dirt, sand, to counter that recyling. so they better stop it now

>>219195048
new zoomer culture just dropped

gnashing my teeth and rattling my cage

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This, a paki pizza and a big fuck off sticky zoot
Absolute bliss

>>219195054
lekkurme capacitor. lekkur safety, aafihsajfha;sfasgfahsfa;sfasfgasfaf lekkurme capacitor

>>219195048
BAME being disruptive while BAME urban scarecrows mill about doing nothing
Wouldn't have seen this 30 years ago

going to the carnival

spaincunt
more like


chinkycunt brown cripple

mentally retarded

dirty

annoying retarded

failed artist

shameless faggot

waiting to kill himself ...

cunt

can we get a carnival edish next please

>>219195102
tried watching it and never saw the appeal

>>219195107
>urban scarecrows
Going to use that one.

I dunno who La Cosa Nostra are nor why Mousey keeps slagging them off in his streams but they seem like some pretty tough blokes who won't take too kindly to such abuse

>>219195107
>urban scarecrows
scarecrows actually do their job

i feel bad for Prince Andrew, he doesnt seem like a bad guy to me.

>>219195107
And to perform that essential duty they're renumerated with 70% of the median wage

and whiteys on the moon

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>https://files.catbox.moe/iesrsc.mp4
kys

>>219195168
wife

mambo hachimi

>>219195204
doesnt hit hard these days. turns out the moon is just a rock in the sky like Jesus said

>>219195214
wtf why does that piece of cheese have bitcoin on the side of it
>>219195247
coping blackoid

i'm such a tubby little loser

niggas on the moon

50% of the white race love burning coal and bame-excusing and burning coal and bame-excusing and coal burning and burning coal

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>Why yes how could you tell I'm Irish

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i drew a comic of what would happen if i met Epstein

>>219195307
would leech the sweat from her soiled knickers

>>219195317
Masterpiece, DIsney get this man hired!!!

>>219195307
Is that the girl who played Ginny Weasley or whatever her character's name was

>>219195317
are you mixed race?

>>219195168
she looks tired id like to pamper her so she could get a good night's sleep

>>219195342
^__^
>>219195377
yes

>>219195367
Reckon this is how the Romans perceived the British.

>>219195390
I like fat women, judging her to be a good sexer.

>>219195279
slaps your belly until its pink and you cry big tubby tears

Sex with a condom on is SHIT

>>219195317
love this

>>219195390
She's just on the edge of being too fat for her body type/genes. You can see the start of it accumulating on far face. If she puts more weight on she will have a gross fat face and become an apple shape with a fat stomach. As of now, just being on the edge, that's perfection.

and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love youuuuu

>>219195453
tell your bf to take it off then

fasting? they should call it slowing lol

>>219195390
peng

>>219195453
is SHIT on a condom with sex

>>219195501
>>219195501
>>219195501
fuck it early new lol

>>219195478
kino

>>219195512
Good one but hopefully the janny will let it slide.....

>>219195512
Disgusting early new basterd bhenchod

lots of freaks fighting for attention right now

>>219195537
ktim

need a piss pretty bad, toilet is not even 5 seconds away but for some reason I’m not going don’t even know why

>>219195556
you are gay and enjoy the pressure on your prostate

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*bursts into thread*
BITCHES LEAVE

hiya x