the spread edish
volunteering to spend time with another grown man without a set purpose just seems a little bent. Billy Hasmates, care to chime in?
far too early but I shall post regardless
>>219208438
Got an erection that needs servicing but the missus isn’t home. What do lads
>>219208460*sighs* you can just ask you know*gets up and walks towards you*
nth for the gyaldem
>>219208457Lame AI twaddle
>>219208470its real
>>219208470Neoluddite twaddle
get it down you zulu warrior
Morning lads
>>219208507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IIHexu5Yysmorning lad
67
I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and poop, and then use her bum to smear the poop all over my face.
>>219208522
starting with the man in the mirror
right well that's the holly demmies
took me like 10 years but I think I know what irony is now. It's like when you purposefully understate something, so there's a double meaning to what you've said. Now I've got to learn how to do it
>>219208560is that allowed
>>219208507Ыpă кyн пyлтăp!
>>219208566
>>219208574Khabib x Mr Bean !!
I know 69 but what sex act is 67?
>>219208521hehe, glad you liked that chune, it's one of my favorites.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WShn0ehj7LM>>219208572I look like this
>>219208560BIG UP
>>219208587added all the tunes you posted to my gym playlist
i've arsed me life up
The Venerable Bradley Poster
oh fuck it's friday the 13th again
Australia got gold at the Winter Olympics before Canada LMFAO
might be a bit too spooky to post tomorrow
>>219208640why
>>219208598I'm flattered, hit me up when you are here and I'll post more, I have 7TB ;D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIWmQ_HRg0
>>219208644he meant today
>>219208644day before valentine's day
>>219208665aye but why
>>219208660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy01EjU7vg&list=RDGdy01EjU7vg&start_radio=1>7tbfucking hell mateI'll save them all. you have good taste
>>219208665oh yeah i forgot you guys are already posting from the future. have any misfortunes befallen upon you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnH4M8mlZA
>>219208683UM
>>219208683Love this gimmick
>>219208635Oh fuck..that's right. Right before Balantines day.
>>219208683Don't post kids mate
>>219208682yeah ive woken up hungover at 3am with no antacids
>>219208660You always post pure sexo tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y8w2W1uy2A&list=RD3Y8w2W1uy2A&start_radio=1
>>219208703wtf is an antacid an insect only found in the outback?
havent touched the demon drink in 140 days me
Bet her crack reeks.
Mogusa
>>219208676>>219208706>You always post pure sexo tunesCheers ladBoth classics nice, saw Tiesto here live, my Trance taste is very particular but that guy killed it, he ended his set with 2 hours of pure techno, glad I went at the last moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_TY6wCawgc
>>219208703do you have baking soda? mix a bit with a glass of water and drink it down, it will help
Trans Lives Matter.That’s it. That’s the post.
how many cocks do you have? asking for a friend
>>219208734>my Trance taste is very particular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAggzuJYsxo&list=RDLAggzuJYsxo&start_radio=1Same, I prefer techno. Trance gets me all emotional and nostalgic, but I do love it. Always found Tiesto to be a bit of a sell out going down the EDM route, but I suppose he has bills to pay like the rest of us.
sir male loneliness
Told chatgpt I wanted to fuck a 14 year old girl
can't believe wot them slags did to sussan ley
>>219208821That lad is no older than 20. He needs to get a clue
>>219208766Yeeh I like Tiestos earlier stuff, funny enough he started playing EDM at the beginning but he immediately realized we are not plebs here so he switched and started playing proper trance and techno. Same happened with Fatboy Slim, he started with retarded EDM but nobody was having it and then played of the best sets I've ever heard in my life, a party I'll remember forever.>Chicaneanother classic of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-uQea_p8N8
>>219208824whys it so fucking cucked
Emailing samaritans to tell them I want to shag 14 year olds
Yeah are you a fuckin green little fuckin bird are you gonna chirp for me
>>219208841Easy way to get a cheeky little knock on the door from 2 hijabi constables btw.
I was here when I was 14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_31l74nRpYw
>>219208861grow up
>>219208825i dont know what they were thinking with angus taylor with his background and also 80 million dollars that went missing in a water buyback scheme deal that he and barnaby joice cooked up where the money went to a company angus founded. come election time if angus even lasts till then labor will have a field day putting this all over the telly and socials if people dont know about it already. his best bet is to bring one nation into the coalition
>>219208850leftypol's gospel
>>219208860the greatest painting of all time by an englishman
ASIS making "have you seen" posts on /brit/ as half the countries children go missing
>>219208860remember seeing this in person and having to go wank in the bogs because there were so many lengers with fat arses walking around in front of me
gpt wont respond when i say, its legal to fuck a 14 year old girl in germany if youre a 30 year old man
shoveling handfuls of shite into my gob and forcing them down with an audible gulp
>>219208864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXphA_kIng8&list=RDHXphA_kIng8&start_radio=1this is the only youtube set I'm in... I thinkfucking love sven vath btw; got accident in paradise on cd
18 months since the last thing resembling a social outing and there is nary a care.All I can think about is how glad I am that I do not have to go anywhere or talk to anyone else.
The Overwatch set up
>>219208965aye okay show off
>>219208965quite similar to mine actually
>>219208978lying git
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6IgJqNf4SX0
boiling a poo for tea.
i used to be good at talking to women during uni but since then i just haven't bothered trying so now i just come across as autisic
sir sunrise
>>219208992fuck up poof
>>219208916Nice, I've never been to a boiler room set, got invited to one in The Netherlands but I couldn't go. I think I like Optimo, it's a familiar name. I am here and I can see myself in the video lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv3atmDavmU&t=865s>chunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEZ_yGgudY>fucking love sven vath btw; got accident in paradise on cdHe is so fucking good. Probably in my top 3 favorite DJ's, absolutely flawless sets. The video that I posted from Cacao Beach is one of my greatest memories, what a monster he is.
>>219208982alright you caught me
>>219208949only because porn and video games trick your brain into thinking you are accomplishing things and having sex. if you lived in aristotle's time, the isolation would have driven you mad
Sir Moonlight Sonata
experienced 3 mandela effects recentlyi thought that mark addy, brian blessed, and gordon brown were all dead but no theyre still quite alive
>>219209000I've seen Daeth Grips but I'm not in the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57E5wHSPc8wGlad you have those memories brother
>>219209021Fucking based, you saw em even earlier, how bout that energy in the room, fucking bonkerz. Did you hear they are recording a new album?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGDR2WoO-7M
Original zach hill is god video got deleted?
rorke spending his valentines on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66A_3uwuZ_I
>>219209059It was mad, I thought I was going to get fuckin trampled on. I'd been in pits before that and Death Grips was much more mental. I didn't hear that no, kind of stopped listening to that kind of music since then but that's cool, I'll defo listen to it
rorkette spending her valentines on crystal cafe
>>219209103ktim
CORRR imagine Emma Watson doing a sex poo.
How little a human life is worth. How inconsequential our actions are. Why worry? Why care about the thoughts of creatures more common and banal than cattle? You are, afterall, one of them. You too will be swept aside. As memorable as a the chicken i cooked for dinner. How sad it is for you and I, that we are aware of this, and incapable of changing it
I used to be shit at talking to women, then I put in the work and found out that women are shit to talk to so I stopped bothering.
>>219209116Are you a girl? Do you have a vagina?
>>219209077el classico, also saw em live here, you guys have the best bands. >>219209088Pure insanity, in Paradiso where I was at there was a no mosh pit sign put still people were jumping around and it was wild. It was one of their last Live shows before they said they are breaking up, but at the end of last year they announced they are recording a new album which is great. I'm really interested in what they are cooking up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKwEdle9_Ng
>>219209132That's what I'm saying to anons, there's nothing to be afraid of, a lot of them are not very bright and also they are just people.
Exactly. Just talk to women like you would the lads. t. shagged 40+ women. Just cba now because I want "the one".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-sSqMsckgM
