the spread edish
volunteering to spend time with another grown man without a set purpose just seems a little bent. Billy Hasmates, care to chime in?
far too early but I shall post regardless
>>219208438
Got an erection that needs servicing but the missus isn’t home. What do lads
>>219208460*sighs* you can just ask you know*gets up and walks towards you*
nth for the gyaldem
>>219208457Lame AI twaddle
>>219208470its real
>>219208470Neoluddite twaddle
get it down you zulu warrior
Morning lads
>>219208507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IIHexu5Yysmorning lad
67
I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and poop, and then use her bum to smear the poop all over my face.
>>219208522
starting with the man in the mirror
right well that's the holly demmies
took me like 10 years but I think I know what irony is now. It's like when you purposefully understate something, so there's a double meaning to what you've said. Now I've got to learn how to do it
>>219208560is that allowed
>>219208507Ыpă кyн пyлтăp!
>>219208566
>>219208574Khabib x Mr Bean !!
I know 69 but what sex act is 67?
>>219208521hehe, glad you liked that chune, it's one of my favorites.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WShn0ehj7LM>>219208572I look like this
>>219208560BIG UP
>>219208587added all the tunes you posted to my gym playlist
i've arsed me life up
The Venerable Bradley Poster
oh fuck it's friday the 13th again
Australia got gold at the Winter Olympics before Canada LMFAO
might be a bit too spooky to post tomorrow
>>219208640why
>>219208598I'm flattered, hit me up when you are here and I'll post more, I have 7TB ;D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIWmQ_HRg0
>>219208644he meant today
>>219208644day before valentine's day
>>219208665aye but why
>>219208660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy01EjU7vg&list=RDGdy01EjU7vg&start_radio=1>7tbfucking hell mateI'll save them all. you have good taste
>>219208665oh yeah i forgot you guys are already posting from the future. have any misfortunes befallen upon you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnH4M8mlZA
>>219208683UM
>>219208683Love this gimmick
>>219208635Oh fuck..that's right. Right before Balantines day.
>>219208683Don't post kids mate
>>219208682yeah ive woken up hungover at 3am with no antacids
>>219208660You always post pure sexo tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y8w2W1uy2A&list=RD3Y8w2W1uy2A&start_radio=1
>>219208703wtf is an antacid an insect only found in the outback?
havent touched the demon drink in 140 days me
Bet her crack reeks.
Mogusa
>>219208676>>219208706>You always post pure sexo tunesCheers ladBoth classics nice, saw Tiesto here live, my Trance taste is very particular but that guy killed it, he ended his set with 2 hours of pure techno, glad I went at the last moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_TY6wCawgc
>>219208703do you have baking soda? mix a bit with a glass of water and drink it down, it will help
Trans Lives Matter.That’s it. That’s the post.
how many cocks do you have? asking for a friend
>>219208734>my Trance taste is very particular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAggzuJYsxo&list=RDLAggzuJYsxo&start_radio=1Same, I prefer techno. Trance gets me all emotional and nostalgic, but I do love it. Always found Tiesto to be a bit of a sell out going down the EDM route, but I suppose he has bills to pay like the rest of us.
sir male loneliness
Told chatgpt I wanted to fuck a 14 year old girl
can't believe wot them slags did to sussan ley
>>219208821That lad is no older than 20. He needs to get a clue
>>219208766Yeeh I like Tiestos earlier stuff, funny enough he started playing EDM at the beginning but he immediately realized we are not plebs here so he switched and started playing proper trance and techno. Same happened with Fatboy Slim, he started with retarded EDM but nobody was having it and then played of the best sets I've ever heard in my life, a party I'll remember forever.>Chicaneanother classic of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-uQea_p8N8
>>219208824whys it so fucking cucked
Emailing samaritans to tell them I want to shag 14 year olds
Yeah are you a fuckin green little fuckin bird are you gonna chirp for me
>>219208841Easy way to get a cheeky little knock on the door from 2 hijabi constables btw.
I was here when I was 14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_31l74nRpYw
>>219208861grow up
>>219208825i dont know what they were thinking with angus taylor with his background and also 80 million dollars that went missing in a water buyback scheme deal that he and barnaby joice cooked up where the money went to a company angus founded. come election time if angus even lasts till then labor will have a field day putting this all over the telly and socials if people dont know about it already. his best bet is to bring one nation into the coalition
>>219208850leftypol's gospel
>>219208860the greatest painting of all time by an englishman
ASIS making "have you seen" posts on /brit/ as half the countries children go missing
>>219208860remember seeing this in person and having to go wank in the bogs because there were so many lengers with fat arses walking around in front of me
gpt wont respond when i say, its legal to fuck a 14 year old girl in germany if youre a 30 year old man
shoveling handfuls of shite into my gob and forcing them down with an audible gulp
>>219208864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXphA_kIng8&list=RDHXphA_kIng8&start_radio=1this is the only youtube set I'm in... I thinkfucking love sven vath btw; got accident in paradise on cd
18 months since the last thing resembling a social outing and there is nary a care.All I can think about is how glad I am that I do not have to go anywhere or talk to anyone else.
The Overwatch set up
>>219208965aye okay show off
>>219208965quite similar to mine actually
>>219208978lying git
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6IgJqNf4SX0
boiling a poo for tea.
i used to be good at talking to women during uni but since then i just haven't bothered trying so now i just come across as autisic
sir sunrise
>>219208992fuck up poof
>>219208916Nice, I've never been to a boiler room set, got invited to one in The Netherlands but I couldn't go. I think I like Optimo, it's a familiar name. I am here and I can see myself in the video lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv3atmDavmU&t=865s>chunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEZ_yGgudY>fucking love sven vath btw; got accident in paradise on cdHe is so fucking good. Probably in my top 3 favorite DJ's, absolutely flawless sets. The video that I posted from Cacao Beach is one of my greatest memories, what a monster he is.
>>219208982alright you caught me
>>219208949only because porn and video games trick your brain into thinking you are accomplishing things and having sex. if you lived in aristotle's time, the isolation would have driven you mad
Sir Moonlight Sonata
experienced 3 mandela effects recentlyi thought that mark addy, brian blessed, and gordon brown were all dead but no theyre still quite alive
>>219209000I've seen Daeth Grips but I'm not in the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57E5wHSPc8wGlad you have those memories brother
>>219209021Fucking based, you saw em even earlier, how bout that energy in the room, fucking bonkerz. Did you hear they are recording a new album?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGDR2WoO-7M
Original zach hill is god video got deleted?
rorke spending his valentines on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66A_3uwuZ_I
>>219209059It was mad, I thought I was going to get fuckin trampled on. I'd been in pits before that and Death Grips was much more mental. I didn't hear that no, kind of stopped listening to that kind of music since then but that's cool, I'll defo listen to it
rorkette spending her valentines on crystal cafe
>>219209103ktim
CORRR imagine Emma Watson doing a sex poo.
How little a human life is worth. How inconsequential our actions are. Why worry? Why care about the thoughts of creatures more common and banal than cattle? You are, afterall, one of them. You too will be swept aside. As memorable as a the chicken i cooked for dinner. How sad it is for you and I, that we are aware of this, and incapable of changing it
I used to be shit at talking to women, then I put in the work and found out that women are shit to talk to so I stopped bothering.
>>219209116Are you a girl? Do you have a vagina?
>>219209077el classico, also saw em live here, you guys have the best bands. >>219209088Pure insanity, in Paradiso where I was at there was a no mosh pit sign put still people were jumping around and it was wild. It was one of their last Live shows before they said they are breaking up, but at the end of last year they announced they are recording a new album which is great. I'm really interested in what they are cooking up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKwEdle9_Ng
>>219209132That's what I'm saying to anons, there's nothing to be afraid of, a lot of them are not very bright and also they are just people.
Exactly. Just talk to women like you would the lads. t. shagged 40+ women. Just cba now because I want "the one".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-sSqMsckgM
>>219209189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMdP02jv8Bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HgzkGUXUUcThe early 2000s was the peak of human civilisation, by far.
might go to the local jap scrannery for some yakitori
When Jesus came to Golgotha, they hanged Him on a tree,They drove great nails through hands and feet, and made a Calvary;They crowned Him with a crown of thorns, red were His wounds and deep,For those were crude and cruel days, and human flesh was cheap.When Jesus came to Birmingham, they simply passed Him by.They would not hurt a hair of Him, they only let Him die;For men had grown more tender, and they would not give Him pain,They only just passed down the street, and left Him in the rain.Still Jesus cried, "Forgive them, for they know not what they do,"And still it rained the winter rain that drenched Him through and through;The crowds went home and left the streets without a soul to see,And Jesus crouched against a wall, and cried for Calvary.
>>219209152you're one of the best posters I've bumped into on this site (except the other lads >.<) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpZ2s1BrLHI&list=RDBpZ2s1BrLHI&start_radio=1
>>219209236keep it at church next time
somehow 2016mong returned
2016lad was right all along
I starterd posting on brit in 2015
>>219209262>>219209268Woah, what's with the call outs?
>>219209268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlbZXz7l8c&list=RDiVlbZXz7l8c&start_radio=1
>>219209277The discord has been doing that gimmick all day
>>2192092732014 pour moi x
>>219209182>Just talk to women like you would the ladsyes, a lot of women want to be part of the banter and if you make em laugh that's a big plus >>219209189noisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XamiYltYvcM>>219209216so much good music came out during that period, especially electronic>>219209248Thanks lad, I appreciate that :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9dxS53VSgw
>>219209292old fag
NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED TO GET A JOB
having a dark night of the soul
>>219209291They still care about that old hat? Good lord.
surreptitiously quarrying stone
>>219209300same man, fuck sake. think I'm loaded? no no no
rorke watching a documentary about hitler on valentine's day
>>219209313job market in this country and especially my area is fucking shit
>>219209322Aye same bro. I'm skint too man. Don't fuckin top yourself over it though. Fuck it all, let's all laugh and smile. You're young brother. Love you
>>219209332i'm not actually gonna I'm just dramatic like that sometimes cause I get easily stressed
>>219209300>>219209322>>219209332>>219209338Why slave away for this country?It's a piece of fucking garbage.British "people" are disgusting, obnoxious, and have no taste.I won't waste a single day of my existence do anything that might benefit "them".
>>219209351who you talking to you fucking wog cunt
>>219209351Gets extremely fucking boring being a neetNeed to go out and at least be a normal human once in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y94GLSGVRWg
>>219209357I am 110% Anglo-Saxon, you dirty brown bastard. I am a son of Hengist & Horsa. Get out of my sight
>>219209351having a job is good for most people
>>219209351okay brownoid cousin raper you lot are all net drains on whitey no matter if you work or not so why not just fuckcoff back to pakistan you wog cunt nonce
New Overwatch update is looking good
>>219209374>okay brownoid cousin raper you lot are all net drains on whitey no matter if you work or not so why not just fuckcoff back to pakistan you wog cunt nonceThat ain't English, cunt.Try writing it again except make it grammatically coherent.You are not an Anglo-Saxon.
>>219209351i feel that but with my own country
2 thessalonians 3:10 is quite clear on work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBCSFGGDc8YRIGHT. embarrassing because this is my town
>>219209401absolute based
piss off jenrick you wog loving nonce
>>219209364What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little nonce? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Catholic Church, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Russian Orphanages, and I have over 300 confirmed child molestation's. I am trained in Hebephilia and I'm the top child rapist in the entire UK house of lords. You are nothing to me but just another asset. I will blackmail the fuck out of you with perversion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pedophiles across the World and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sodomize you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed rape, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Israeli Defense force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>219209401Paul BEGGING Greeks to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQmlkLJIYcThe song of summer 2014.If only a benevolent fairy could cast a spell and take me back to those times...I want to walk the streets of London once again and feel the sun beating down upon my face,Knowing that I am the King.
reckon if you were under 18 when /brit/ started in 2013 then your opinions about /brit/ don't count
bible quoting nonce thinks hes white for quoting a sand nigger bookdelusional spastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYCZoILdXvs
there are too many asian "people" in australia
>>219209431I staterd posting here in 2015 when I was 19
yes yes, you're better than brown people who work, pay taxes and offer a service to their community because you sit and sponge off benefits
>>219209442Why are you worrying about Asians when you've got about 10 billion Abbos trying to de-construct your entire identity and nationhood?Exterminate the Abbos, then Australia shall be free.
need tae fill up carberg with a bit of the ol' 'trol
he defends pedo rape gangs because they maybe pay taxeshe also thinks hes a good person because he follows some 2000 year old sand wog
>>219209452abos aren't really that big of a deal in australia outside of academia where they fellate them any chance they get, don't understand why foreigners think we're overrun with the buggers, we genocided them pretty good and most self-identifying abos are blonde haired leftypol types who speculate that they may be 1/8th abo but often have no concrete evidence for it
>>219209470Nigger who are you talking about???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L27jqe4_Ty8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAsdo0zMUyA&list=RDtAsdo0zMUyA&start_radio=1Scottish songs are pish desu
>>219209431i was like 9yo in 2013
thinking about enormous congolese bbcs again
"The rochdale paki pedo gangs were a small price to pay for my weekly curry""I read the bible i am a very good person"
>>219209480>i was like 9yo in 2013You HAVE to go back to Tiktok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO5XlpTG6NM
>>219209431unc ahh blud
parasite meltdown
i love everyone
"Im an Anglo saxon who reads the bible. Paki nonces who avoid paying taxes are good while white brits out of work due to government policy are going to hell""I am very smart and good"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_4Df6WiWbU the listen
>>219209472if abos arent a big deal then whats up with that bloke who threw a pipebomb into a crowd of them in australia day, why did he think they were a big enough deal to try kill a bunch of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQPo9CwZg8
>>219209526rorkes will do as rorkes will do
you don't work because you're a parasite matenothing about government policy is stopping whites from workingyou are just a parasite
>>219209502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VgbtmtaP54&list=RD1VgbtmtaP54&start_radio=1choose nigger, or choose white man
>>219209488>>219209516who are you quoting
"Inbred paki gangsters setting up barbers and curry slop houses to use as money laundering fronts for drug distribution and prostitution rings is really good for the country. I am very smart"
coooooorrrr
> Igirisu
>>219209541voices in his head it seems, as nobody has said any of the things he's said
>>219209498i prefer the shorts on /gif/ and /wsg/
You're a rape enabler
>>219209563うどんはおかずやぁぁぁ
>>219209576>i prefer the shorts on /gif/Cuckolds deserve the sawn-off shotgun.I'm coming to your house right now, and I'm going to deliver it to you.
>>219209585ああ、焼きそばもな。たこ焼きも。
>>219209534>>219209557lov a nice sag me>>219209537classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prAmeyu7CNg
>>219209626fuck should've posted the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJt6C97kAjkKool Keith is the goat
>>219209631That looks disgusting. Retardedly large. This woman deserves to be shot.
>>219209626oi don't let nigger music flow through the veins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvD5-uA34Io&list=RDjvD5-uA34Io&start_radio=1
lotta failed normgroid paki/Indians in here
>>219209604you wont do shit
>>219209631*disappears your dick*>>219209654I love 60's70's80s black music, it's some of the best music out there lad, for me at least.This is in my top 10 of all time, might be a perfect song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sYPg32rBzo
>>219209678Yeah I will. Don't go to sleep. Cause I'm murdering you tonight. 100% and guaranteed. You won't be waking up tomorrow, you fucking cuckold piece of shit. I'm slitting your throat and letting you bleed out and die. And I'll march home and my people will embrace me as a hero.
i just pray that they free durkio
>>219209414god yanks are so unfunny it's unbelieveablethey try so hard too
weed vapedatb
>>219209687https://youtu.be/5d5rXq3_M6U?si=331lT_H_pfvpUVunfor me it’s this, lovely tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clEXm7G4Dh4
>>219209446i started posting here in 2014 when i was 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FzpuIZMhPg
>>219209693not sure but i think this post may violate US law
>>219209693what is the charge? watching a webm? a succulent JAV webm?
bracing for the first sunny day in a month
farting up a storm in my smelly bedroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2GZfqwd4P8I have always loved Emi.My eternal waifu since 2012.
>>219209720Brother...what a song. Thanks for posting this! Instant save and download.Here's an 80s band from Bermuda, kind of rare gem, been waiting for someone to put in on Discogs but nobody has ever listed it and if they do it's gonna be at least $300. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T6Gt5Lgju4
>>219209739never played this, only colosseum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4470tXW0-w
Good morning everyone I hope you all have a magical day Nobody can tell you when you are ready to do something only you know how you feel So only you can put yourself in that moment You control youYou’re life
>>219209829Hell yeah dude, good morning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr0IfprLnmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2eWjPEA8ScThis song gives me very warm feelings.It feels, and tastes like that certain period circa late 2012 through to spring 2013.Nothing could be as comfy nor as tasty as this.
>>219209842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o72NpKj0nxw&list=RDo72NpKj0nxw&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNyGLYKs6pcAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaah.I want to wake up back in 2012.I want to live in the greatest year the world had ever known.Send me back there, and I shall go forth and conquer the entire world.Let me do it. Let me do it or else there will be consequences.
Mad how these parents look to blame other people other than themselves and their dead kids.The building was on fire, they didn't immediately leave. You've got to be thick as shit to stay in that building and deserve to die. Kids shouldn't be so dumb and parents should be teaching their kids some fire safety
>>219209869Good classic lad, I'm gonna see him this summer with Gorilaz and The Cure. The Cure is my mom's favorite band so I bought her tickets for her birthday, she flipped out, had no idea they were coming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmrfgj0MZI
>>219209896UM x
>>219209896what a sad cunt you are
>>219209902Kids fault for imbibing in the devils drink
>>219209902That shit was crazy, how retarded were they, just sitting there and filming the fire and cheering.
>>219209908Um what?>>219209916How am I sad? Because I have a strong emotional longing for the past? That makes me sad? How, cunt? Go fuck yourself.
>>219209926meltdown
>>219209907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfu7U8ALxNknigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zuTjIN6rXI?
>>219209930I would like to hear you say "meltdown" when I'm standing above your bed in the dead of night, with a hammer, slamming it down on your face again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, until it is made a bloody pulp.You can call the ambulance, but it won't provide any help. Because you are dead.
we ALL will be listening to Make-Up is a Lie on REPEAT
>>219209948meltdown
*surreptitiously phones 999*
>>219209957pscr
>>219209957scr
>>219209746It's so grim. And there are people who like not seeing sunshine for 4 months
Why’d they both mention 2016mong and then he shows up isn’t that a bit weird
