literally me edition
just slept for 12 hours love snoozing me
Hilarious ending to the last thread where the incel faggots felt they have to take women out for valentines day and the actual shaggers in long term relationships know it's a fucking nothing holiday
heatwave is heremight crack a window this weekend
*drives into the new thread*
>>219213019yeah i’m sure “actual shaggers” get emotionally invested in 4chan arguments about valentinesyou’re a grown man
>>219212992Extremely weird that the entire article only ever calls him Andrew there is no mention of his last name
>>219213019It’s always funny seeing /brit/ incels thinking they know anything about women lol
>>219213024All the cuckolds moving out of the way for her to let her continue endangering lives fucking faggots
>>219213029done that incel freak
Smoking on that shit that made Marjorie Taylor green
Not to brag guys but I’ve just been told the company is paying for me to go to Portugal in November. You’re talking with an executive now
>>219213019>>219213033Actually jokes how rattled you get when people tell you women do actually like it when you show you care lmao
Planning the steamingtoil itinerary
>>219213031maybe you're the weird one
>>219213066Yeah and my point is that you show that all year around, not just on one hyper commercialised silly day lol
Rorke taking his grok waifu out for valentines day dinner
always love the tragic cunts on this board worst term i’ve seen is “protogf”, which normally translates to “woman that looks at me or has spoken to me a few times”>toil protogf made eye contact with me ladsgrim
good book this
I'll be dating a PNG image file tomorrow, an upgrade from the JPG I was dating this time last year :)
>>219213068What's on the menu?
>>219213066Weird how you are an incel then isn’t it?
I'm a big fan of the poem 'Viroconium' by Mary Webb. It was inspired by the archaeological excavations in Wroxeter (which takes its name from the Roman civitas of Viroconium Cornoviorum).>POEMVirocon—Virocon—Still the ancient name rings onAnd brings, in the untrampled wheat,The tumult of a thousand feet.Where trumpets rang and men marched by,None passes but the dragon-fly.Athwart the grassy town, forlorn,The lone dor-beetle blows his horn,The poppy standards droop and fallAbove one rent and mournful wall:In every sunset-flame it burns,Yet towers unscathed when day returns.And still the breaking seas of grainFlow havenless across the plain:The years wash on, their spindrift leapsWhere the old city, dreaming, sleeps.Grief lingers here, like mists that lieAcross the dawns of ripe July;On capital and corridorThe pathos of the conqueror.The pillars stand, with alien grace,In churches of a younger race;The chiselled column, black and rough,Becomes a roadside cattle-trough:The skulls of men who, right or wrong,Still wore the splendour of the strong,Are shepherds' lanterns now, and shieldTheir candles in the lambing field.But when, through evening's open door,Two lovers tread the broken floor,And the wild-apple petals fallRound passion's scarlet festival;When cuckoos call from the green gloomWhere dark, shelving forests loom;When foxes bark beside the gate,And the grey badger seeks his mateThere haunts within them secretlyOne that lives while empires die,A shrineless god whose songs abideForever in the countryside.
>>219213090If it was that good you'd be reading it then re-reading it for the rest of your 'existence' instead of advertising it here
to be real it doesn't matter anyway. you know it's just to little too late
Leftypol ordering online from specialised retailers to support them against the behemoth that is AmazonRorke forgetting to cancel his Amazon Prime subscription yet again despite not having used it for anything in years
luv beanzluv rozieluv englandsimple az
>>219213120(you) wasting your time making unfunny political jokes on the internet
>>219213076>Yeah and my point is that you show that all year around,Yeah you should but I guarantee you don't, the fact you're so standoffish about this point makes it obvious>>219213101I'm married
>>219213120>Leftypol ordering online from specialised retailersyea, giant rubber dicks and other subhuman faggot paraphernalia
Peng how you can drink 4-5 pints and you stop feeling hungover by bed time the next day
rorke taking a nice girl he met on Hinge out on a date. she's a little disappointed by how he looks but lets him down in the nicest most polite way possible and overall they both have a nice time with no hard feelingsmeanwhile leftypol getting rammed on his marital bed by several black men in succession
mad how we kept mogging them
>>219213120actually i cancelled amazon prime last month so there
giving up wanking for lent so i amhow about you lads?
Rorke doing one thingLeftypol doing a different thingWhat are they like!
>>219213120I'm always buying shit off Amazon, Prime is legitimately a good deal.
I'M GOING TO SAY IT
>>219213191Can't drink more than 4 pints me. Always end up vomitting if I do
thoughts on australian girls
>>219213257sounds like a good idea
>>219213253bit gay
>>219213236Thank you for your service in helping one man become even richer
>>219213277hs?
>>219213253How fast are you drinking them?
absolutely peng geography
>>219213145No, Rorke, you aren’t married.
being in a relationship doesn't make you a shagger lmao
>>219213305I'm a slow drinker so over several hours
>>219213221Had 4 wanks yesterday, which I hadn't done in quite some time. Tempted to do one now but I will very likely be shagging the gf tonight so probably shouldn't
surprised how religious freemasons are they don't seem that dissimilar from like unitarians or late quakers to mei think anyone going htere expecting world power shenanigans and smoky business rooms would be disappointed
>go into town and deal with rude smelly biomassvs. >order online in 5 minutes easy choice
>>219213333what makes it uncertain? always found this strangeare there really couples that aren't shagging at least once a day? why wouldn't you? you don't enjoy sex?
Why did I drink four pints sat alone at home last night?
>>219213383just treating yourselfnothing wrong with a goy's night in now and then
>>219213372Most couples aren't shagging once a day after the first year or so. Incels have such an odd concept of relationships
I'm very interested in the Nazi structures built on the Channel Islands in WWII. It'd be nice if you lads discussed such things occasionally.
>>219213372If one of us doesn't feel like it, if I'm too tired or drunk after dinner or something else comes up I suppose. But realistically you're right, it's already a done deal
when toilberg asks me to do something i immediately forget what he said
Todays eats:>breakfast Nothing>lunchHandful of corn chips>dinnerChicken and vege soup, side of potato chips
I don't have a gf
>>219213398Unless that night in consists of smoking weed and watching telly, then you'll have carnivalmong having a 3 hour melty
>>219213234omdz rorke
>>219213402They’re so deluded it’s hilarious LMAO
Millie is missing. The 15-year-old was last seen in Wangaratta.
>>219213463shared in Swindon x
Why do escorts always make out they're super busy on their profiles?I mean literally what do they do? All they have to do is shower, shave their body hair and put a bit of makeup on. They don't have actual jobs.
>>219213402>incelcopenever been an issue for me no matter how long things were going onif you both enjoy sex and are attracted to eachother there's literally no reason except for rare exceptions that you wouldn't shag as often as is reasonably possible
>>219213463i look like this
think i'll need to filter "escort" at this point
corrr they sorted me right out x
How can I maximise my erection during sex lads?I'm not fat, in decent shape, I try to avoid masturbating, yet the last time I tried to have sex I kept losing hardness when she put the condom on. Should I just try Viagra?
how it's made, peanut butter
>>219213045what's the alternative?
>>219213516mix peanuts with butterwa la
Rosalina is missing.The 14-year-old was last seen in Mooroolbark about 8pm on 12 February.
>>219213342Mormonism is a spin off of Freemasonry. One of the many 19th century Mason cults, this one just stuck around.
hate seeing old people with dementia :z
>>219213527wallah indeed brother
>>219213463>>219213528eugh. the rapists can keep them
>>219213515sounds like an anxiety issuewouldn't resort to pills for thatfind someone you're comfortable with and try your best to stay relaxed & let things progress naturallyyou just need a couple good shags to get out of the rut, otherwise you're going to be thinking you've got early onset EDcondoms won't help
got a bottle of romanian wine i wanted to get a couple of weeks ago so will be giving my review later
imagine being called andrew and thinking you're cool lol. might as well be called gary or archibald at that point
lather dat peanuh butter on yo lipz n kiss me lil ah niga
>>219213579i look forward to it rorke x
>>219213599Bizarre post
>>219213593>t. d'shaun nbongo willis III
The other night while dozing off I suddenly remembered something that happened to me when I was younger. Think it was a repressed memory that surfaced, or a microdream that felt so real that I'm confusing it with a memoryBeen bothering me since, not knowing if it's real, and if it is that something like that happened to me
brits have to answer for releasing this hack fraud on the world
The conservative party has become a party of literally whos
>>219213644all the slop content he creates is because of you and your television culturecompare any of his US based shows to his UK ones, american consumers have the minds of children
just 2 more weeks until the ai bubble bursts
>>219213608Rorke
Rorke
stay clued up
>>219213708I GCSEmog this brainlet
>enter thread posts already hiddenscreaming that nonce is still at it
turns out I'm actually a pretty girl
sucking wotsits so they turn to mush in my mouth
>>219213708Sir Liam James Rosenior
>>219213552>You are married to her right lad?No I only have sex with escorts.>>219213577I had sex with her twice in January where I stayed hard in missionary.But I couldn't when I saw her last Sunday and I'm frustrated. Shall I just tell her we need to take it slow when I next see her?
>>219213765wrong end
>>219213765Grim
shivering in my smelly incel bedroom
don't think they have ABC anymore it's numbers now
>>219213608Quentin d'Arcy
>>219213790grow up little boy
rorke at the radar station
>>219213740Your da posts on /brit/?
>>219213720clueless timmy
>>219213819sacked tranny ahh insult
Okay, what are the best names for boys and girls? No ethnic ones, thanks
>>219213842RorkeRorke
traffic wardenberg hanging around like mans got no permit
i'm loving engels instead
>>219213407Watch Enemy at the Door
they call me hermoid
Rorke's not driven by fear, Rorke's just...driven by angerAnd there's no holding Rorke backAnd Woke's under attack, Rorke's just climbing up slowlyRorke's the one and only, and the seethe, the copeThe lies stumble in your mindThe fear, the hope inside, they hit here, hit here
sir arti choke
screaming
>>219213644Hate the way he does everything with such urgency
>>219213889The other half couldn't understand the question
>>219213889account run by a big 300 pound meatball looking ahh indian
>>219213860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvcoj0Oet_8
The Asian Fanny
jude could be out for 8 weeks hope he heal with stim
>>219213779explain the situation to her and if she's not understanding find someone else to pay
bruno mars does have some tunes to be fair
>>219213962ok
>>219213953bruno mars bar lol
>Britain's NATO ambassador, 55, who once left top-secret files at a bus stop has now sparked chaos after moving his 29-year-old Italian intern girlfriend into the official residence
God damn, 10 pin bowling showing me jailbait girls hugging when I got a strike. Based!
>>219213972s
>>219213962“Thats what I like” Is good
The jacket. Cluegainers in CONTROL this summer. Quite stylish.
>>219213953didn't he have that song where he said "aa oh"
Just got word that Rorke has finished Ultra Sun and got the last Pokemon he needed for his dex. He might start Pokemon Shield tonight
i was up gooning until 3am again
>>219213988Grim.
death to anyone who holds their cue like this
Muno Brars
>>219213980the jaaaaaaaackettttttttt
got a hair or something stuck in the back of my throat and it's been thee for about 10 hours now. Doing my head in
Some good stuff in the files actually
>>219213953you and me baby we'll be fucking like gorillas
Should I go to a pool hall alone tomorrow or will I be made fun of?
Remember when I got a hardon in class and they called me stiffy Stevie for the next 4 weeks. Anyone else got any traumatising nicknames from school?
>>219213988up the arsenal eh lad
>>219214002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzg7Ybv2Pmo
>>219214016Pool is a solo game though
>>219214008show
>>219214016Errr, go to a multisport hall and try your hand at each of them
>>219214029seamless cardigan, shoes and bag look bent af ladstick a pair of footy shorts and a polo shirt on like me
just bought Total War: Rome II and Total War: Attila
>>219214029why you dressing like ruby?
I always get excited for summer this time of year don’t know why because I have no mates and don’t actually do anything in summer
>>219214062ok
Hayley Maxfield is peng
>>219214071
>>219213921horrible man
>>219214071we are your mates
Olivia Dean absolute lengerz bruv
>>219214029Quite stylish.>>219214071Gain a clue and your summer will improve tenfold.
>>219214080yuh x
>>219214095I'm not his mate actually
>>219214099get a pair of those big mexican pointy shoes
>footy shorts and a polo shirt
mumberg has purchased my incelbeers for tonight
>>219214029>wearing 5 topsit's not that cold here
>>219214098we do the best mulatto birds
>>219214071ktim and then i feel depressed in summer because of the untold pressure of "i should be doing more things" and then when i do those things i don't even enjoy them that much and i just want to be at home drinking and chilling out
>>219214117got a pair of hull city goalkeeper ones and a pair of blackburn rovers away onesno idea why really
>>219214098have you seen her boyfriend? I am literally more attractive that’s insane
>>219214155nakedmoleratatouille
can't wait for it to be lovely and hot just so everyone can fucking whinge about it
mad how I'm so frugal in most situations yet I spend hundreds on alcohol every month
>>219214202wise investment innit
might move to malta
>>219214155Not very tictac shaped, more of a suppository shape I suppose
>>219214202ktim
>>219213019Nah I’m married and I still have a reservation for my wife and I
>>219214175always notice these celebrity whores will date handsome men for years and then after going through about 5-10 they settle with an ugly lad
>>219214187You crave heat because you're high energy, probably brave and strong, and high vibrational. Low energy, low vibration, slugmen crave cold, wet environments so they can sink away and hide from the world. They're timid cowards.
>>219213931Thanks lad, that sounds good. Cheers.Like I said we've had sex before in different positions. Just don't know what happened last time. I did eventually cum but I couldn't stay hard during intercourse. It annoyed me because the previous time I was able to fuck her pretty hard in the missionary position.I'll just say something like>"You know I'm inexperienced, so shall we just take it slow? You can guide again and I'll try to relax more"Does that sound good?
literally need to leave right now to avoid being late for plans this weekend but gfberg has decided that she simply MUST find a pair of shoes that have been missing for months RIGHT NOW
>>219214247bro thinks that humans are stars in space LOL
>>219214246Usually because the ugly guy is a producer or owns a label or something like that
I know what I crave but I won't be posting it
>>219214271sorry yeah I hypnotised your gf to suddenly do that so that you'll miss the thing you planned for this weekend
>>219214271Women are fucking mentalWish it were still acceptable to give them a smack round the head
>>219214292slugman sensor went mental at this post
>>219214271I THiNK I BETTER LEAVE RIGHT NOWBEFORE I FALL ANY DEEPER
rorke making a faustian bargain with the job centre
was he wrong though?
>>219214309just smack their arses
>>219214271women are basically childrenyou've got to tell her firmly to get in the car
might get on the incelbeers
>>219214333who, jeff?
>>219214333We at /brit/ stand with Sir Keir, Sir Jim and Sir Rupert.
>women are basically childrenbit noncey
>>219214328kek kek kek!!!!!!!! I am ROOOOORRRRKKEEEE!!!!
Sir Keir Mandelson
>>219214400meltdown
Well that's a swim session booked at 17:00 then isn't it
hello my cheeky little incels
some leftypols are starting to blame immigration on rorke maybe they'll fully pivot against it
>>219214397>comment about women being immature>immediately thinks of having sex with childrenconcerning post
>>219214426hi
>>219214417um
>>219214426*makes incoherent whimpering sounds like a goblin*
Mid-20th-century education emphasized content knowledge and coincided with unprecedented IQ gains. Late-20th-century education claimed to prioritize “learning how to learn” over memorization but implemented methods that neuroscience now reveals were actively hampering effective learning — coinciding with stagnating or declining IQ scores.
can't wait for new gimmique season
>>219214466Don't give a fuck
>>219214466could have been all the shit skins
I sold all of /brit/'s intellectual property I hope that's ok
>>219214502is that why i've been seeing ai generated ads with rorke's likeness on gay porn sites
ghislaine maxwell soapy titwank
faustian
>>219214020I had a seizure and pissed myself and everybody called me wee wee herman, which did eventually turn to just herman after a couple of months, that one stuck for the rest of my school life
catberg curled on the bed snoring like he's just been down the mines for fourteen hours
>>219214589not true, but i believe it
>>219214602bro acting like he pays rent
>>219214611why are you speaking like a favela dwelling ESL in a tiktok comment section
>>219214557>just about makes it through 100>lets times it by 10
>>219214645i know you are but what am i
>>219214672fucking done him
My grandpa keeps talking about Clacton like it was the Miami of the UK during the 60s, right before cheap flights to Greece and Spain became a thing. is this true or is this old nigga just capping? That place literally looks like a shithole
liberal....liberal liberal liberal liberal happy fun la la la human smuggling fentanyl deaths
>>219214711Yes Britain had thriving domestic holiday destinations before cheap flights made them obsolete
sick of seeing bints driving suvs
>>219214711My granddad and grandma would always go on about Blackpool, they both worked at the same place and once every year there was a weekend when all the people from work would travel to Blackpool and stay in a hotel somewhere. And a few times my granddad would take grandma to Blackpool anyway as a treat for them both. Must've been nice back in the day
>>219214762simpsons spoke of this
got the stardew valley with sex mods on the go
>>219214602Pics of berg?
>>219214711Watch Carry On Camping (1969) or Holiday on the Buses (1973). That should clear everything up.
anyone want to have a go on my arse?
seagulls on a madone
2 more hourscronem waves done
>>219214865MITOMAAAAAAAAA
Shit done
>>219214860grow up
got fingered by grey aliens at pine gap and no one believes me
Boris Johnson was an ottoman spy
The belgian flag, what is his deal honestly?
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?The Greenwood District in Tulsa, Oklahoma, also called "Black Wall Street," was a thriving hub for Black businesses in the early 1900s. Unfortunately, it was destroyed during the Tulsa Race Massacre in 1921.
>>219214711Only for Londoners. Everybody else went to Blackpool
learned a new term today, "eskimo brother" which is a lad who has had sex with a girl you have also had sex withseems kind of fucked up conceptually
could very well go another decade without a shag
>>219214906he's a gay paedophile
>>219214886pine gap northern territory or pine gap south australia?
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
theres a lot of nonce shit going in yakuza 3
>>219214915timmy got a lot of brothas
>>219214938got what was coming to him
my bum smells
what the fucking kind of /brit/ is this
>>219214994>>219215003scfawojtgfa
*grows up**be's quiet*okay what now?
>>219214994grow up mate
>>219214906Ziedbelg origin storyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guySo he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child...And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insaneThere is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for "Ziedbelg" if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himMaking a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
>>219214976Those games any good?I like yakuza movies but I heard the games are very wacky and almost parody-ish
>>219214994
>>219215036genuinely horrifying
>>219215031They're all bangers honestly. The later games overdo it with the whacky japanese comedy routines but its all back-to-back kino
>>219215031Yakuza 0 is aiight
interesting. This had flown under my rorkean radar but I shall be looking into itsaw an article the other day saying teh government were writing off several billion pounds worth of councils' SEND debts i.e paying for spackers to be ferried to and from their daycare. Course it turns out it's a money spinning scheme and of course it's the usual suspects behind it.
>>219215027literally all of this was made up by the belgian flag to perpetuate his demented posting rituals btwjust filter and ignore
>>219215036>What "working" from home does to a fellaGood lord, just go to the office.
mihai was one of the most boring dollhouse characters in /brit/ and im pretty sure most of the talk about him was mihai himsel samefagging for attention
>>219215031the street fighting is fun as fuck
>>219215027I can already imagine his micropenis leaking looking at this expose.
>>219215031
>>219215091>>219215068
the scrandemic
shoutout to my niggas on /brit/, keepin it real
>>219215031Go play them and find out, not like you're busy is it?
cheeky date lined up for saturday
>>219215127nigga trying to depopulate the world of mushrooms one kizza at a time
>>219215114cant wait to kick women to death in gta 6 hope the woke havent got rid of it
>>219215151corr lucky git
>>219215127>Bossman I want my pizza soggy
ordered a big mac and got a chicken big mac. day ruined. might gwan tek mi own
>>219215151Go on my sonCan already hear the plapping
might gamble all my money away on sports betting
The Deegsy Awards have been postponed pending the AWOL status of the host
I like Alison Hammond, she's probably the only black woman I can see and not be instantly annoyed
>>219215065It's been a little trick for a while now>get your kid a motability car>get them assessed as SEND>now they're entitled to transport to school>register as a taxi company and use your motability car to take them (£30 each way tyvm)In towns these days it's nearly impossible to get a taxi around school opening and closing times as they're all on these jobsSEND is bankrupting councils up and down the country
tonight thank god it's them instead of you
>>219215179dont know why you cant get the mcchicken toppings on the chicken big mac it'd be much better than the normal ones
!phwoar!JUst got out of SSL (ShiftingSandLand) and there's sand in my arse crack.
>>219215200you have to see a doctor, this isnt normal mate
>>219215202mad how her and josie are the most succesful people from all of big brother
feels so oppressive that it's illegal to drive drunk, i understand not getting behind the wheel when you're absolutely blitzed but the legal limit is way too fucking low, not even a light buzzi reckon if they increased the limit then people would actually pace themselves in an effort to stay under it while still being comfortably drunk, if we have a system where they can blow over it after just a couple of beers then people stop giving a fuck and if they're going to drive drunk then it's not going to matter to them how drunk they are and are more likely to drive while completely smashed
>>219215225loved the pakistani music from that level
>>219215208If it's not this then it's something else. Once this loophope gets closed, new ones will be uncovered and exploited above and beyond their intended purpose on a mass scale, to extract taxpayer money and funnel it into brown pockets.There will be no end to this. This is what it means to be a 'trust based society' while opening the door to those who have been conditioned to take as much as possible, all the time, with no morals.
i don't shag
86% of crashes are caused by sober drivers. Really makes you think
>>219215275should give it a try sometime lad, feels propa nice on the ol' 'ly
>loophope
no time for shagging, got video games to play
yawning in front of my 105 year old nan and accidentally gleaking all over the top of her head
>>219215208>SENDbasically we're bankrupting the country whilst promoting breeding absolute fucking mongs.Xi wins again
>>219215354bet this sounded really funny in your head
produce the newmix the ingredientsand throw it in the oven for 5 minutes
granddadberg lied about his age so he could enlist during ww2, wonder if the older lads in the army used to bully him about being a zoomer
>>219215371its funny on the screen too
>>219215398grim that when they were having a group wank they'll have been doing it with underage lads
>>219215225a wee man with a red hat typed this post
>>219215398I bet he was the bottom of the company
>>219215225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xYz4zTED54
alright fucks sake give me a minute
i'm like that thing at the end of everybody loves raymond where it says "where's lunch?" except i'm "where's the new?"
come on then get in here>>219215492>>219215492>>219215492
>>219215468good little pet x
>>219215450>use instruments from different Koji Kondo composition for Koji Kondo composition>slap your name on it as if you made it all by yourself
