Slut edition
Last time I went to Suffolk it was literally full to the brim with niggersThanks Boris
>>219219464White knighting faggit
>>219219506Get in
>>219219476
everybody that got bullied at school absolutely deserved it. Its not like the hollywood films where the victim was some bright and amazing talent and was tragically bullied by cruel and evil jocks or something. Get real, the "victims" would bring it on themselves, shit themselves in class and pick their nose or had no impulse control and was cringe
The Nonce Domicile
>>219219524wonder what happened to the fella
>>219219520kiwtwm
>>219219529Someone in my year used to get bullied literally every single day because he had a sister 2 years above us he ended up having to move schools because it was so bad
>>219219529I didn't deserve to get bullied. It was all due to envy because I was intelligent and good looking. If I wasn't bullied I could've been a billionaire by me
>>219219571>because he had a sister 2 years above usWash she a TART or something?
If a woman sent you this emoji what would you assume it means?For reference this was from the blonde escort before our latest meeting.
fuck my gay chungus life
well from a business point of view
nobody is even responding to the escortmong gimmick so i dont know why hes still posting
Got 11 days to complete and post my PIP review team
>>219219506r/reformuk says they are just as British as you so shut your hole
>>219219597you must be in contact with some women in your life what do you do for a living?
why haven't we joined this exclusive club yet
>>219219640You have to pay $1 billion to join lmao
>>219219597she probably wants heart shaped nuggets lad
>>219219639>you must be in contact with some women in your lifeNot at all lolI only message my mum regularly
>>219219618For the millionth time, it isn't a gimmickI am trying to get advice
>The FA has charged Manchester City midfielder Rodri with misconduct for questioning the integrity of match officials in an interview after their 2-2 draw at Tottenham.
>Labour mayor is found guilty of helping hide her son's phone after he raped a 15-year-old girl>She had raised daughters and two sons and had set up her own taxi business that she mostly used to help transport people with special needs.Aside from the clearly fraudulent taxi scam going on who even decides who's going to be mayor of these places and why is it always some random paki?
right well thats me demoralised and full of existential dread
>>219219658do you work? yes/no
>>219219640Yanks are so pathetic it's unreal.
Why isn't thatching more common in England? There are only ~40,000 thatched buildings in this country. The Netherlands has ten times as many.
>>219219741Why do we need thatched buildings
>>219219741expensive, you have re-thatch something like once every ten, fifteen years and it costs a fortune
>>219219741the woman responsible died a decade ago
me when something is nice
>>219219741Get thatcher Joe on the horn he’ll sort this out
>wake up at 14:00 pm>already back in bedYep this is what life with narcolepsy is like
>>219219732the entrance fee is equal to half of kosovo’s GDP.
>>219219820> Kosovo's GDP was approximately $11.15 billion Me when I lie
>>219219780me when i was hereme when it's a joke
>>219219714ktim
>>219219741I imagine it's a massive fire risk, woke won't be having it
>>219219524rorke's home
>>219219838shit I meant Kosovo’s annual tax revenue
sucking down a sausage
Despite being recognized almost entirely as a lesbian porn star, Sandy prefers men in her private sex life, unlike many other porn actresses of this type. She married French event planner Romain Chavent in 2014. They have two daughters, one of whom was named Joylanie, who was born in 2015. Imagine googling your mom and the first thing that pops up is a video of her eating pussy.
Women’s skeleton bobsled is on lads
>>219219916Rorke humour
>>219219640>>219219654Israel didn't pay the $1billion to join that every other country paid.
>>219219464Jeez like take the compliment? Ugh.
>>219219935you’ve dedicated your entire life to baiting people online and you’re even shit at that
>>219219718Yes obviously, I couldn't fund my escort habit otherwise
>>219219961lol
>>219219916i dotn get it
genuinely think women can tell from the way i speak and carry myself that i'm a socially inepti'm not neurotypically divergent, but my life experiences have shaped me to be this wayi don't have the social experience to carry me in the conversationi just sit there like a lemon looking around for scraps of attention, no one initiates conversation with me
>>219219947trump is so fucking cringe
>>219219842Rewatching The Sopranos at the moment, this episode was last night kek
>>219219933i have never understood pornstars who upload videos under their real namewhy would you do that when i can find your entire family on social media in 2 searchesthat just seems like an accident waiting to happen
>>219219982modern ship no have big guns
>>219220000Cooking with conehead?
>>219219965then speak to the women at work and you'll soon gain an understanding that a face with hearts emoji means fuck allyou shouldn't need us to tell you this
white ppl fucking love their smart meters
>>219219933https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_(actriz_porno)Ay caramba
>>219220000>beef casserole powder>beef casserole vegetables>beef casserole meatmaking a casserole are we?
>>219220044
>>219219988good lad you are mysterious
>>219220015Right thats does now make sense
>>219220066alri sherlock
Today's Data Metric: Fast food outlets per 100,000 population 2024 https://fingertips.phe.org.uk/profile/wider-determinants/data#page/3/gid/1938133043/pat/15/par/E92000001/ati/502/are/E09000002/iid/94124/age/1/sex/4/cat/-1/ctp/-1/yrr/1/cid/4/tbm/1/page-options/car-do-0#1 Might shock you!
Anyone want some cuddly wuddly cuddles?
Diego won't be here today because it's the 13th so he's all scared an' that.
>>219219988Not a bong, but I saw this post when scrolling and I have to see I’m in a similar boat anon. It’s just hard, I try to be nice when people talk to me, arguable too nice sometimes, but I feel my ineptitude coming through more often than not. It wasn’t that bad when I was doing my masters because people there were legitimately receptive and nice. But now in a govt office, people either don’t want to talk to you or are just flat out judgemental cunts. I kinda hate it
Tesco mobile did market research 10 years ago and found the UK had 140 million active mobile phone accounts. Even when you count the few that might have two phones or dormant but still active accounts, it suggests the UK population is far more than 70 million
>>219220016
So yea just seen a video and im not sure if it's AI or not. Also my country is being raped to death. Also I'm broke and will never escape the permanent underclass. Good morning.
>>219220115Nah its cos he’s getting laid
>>219220130>I try to be nice when people talk to me, arguable too nice sometimesick
>>219219696me opening my christmas pressies
>>219220141I think most of that excess is just dormant accounts mate, people with money to spare can be lazy about monthly bills
>>219220130>I try to be nice when people talk to me, arguable too nice sometimesthis is me
>>219220181it would mean at least every man woman and child has at least two open phone accounts. Are you a retard?
fuck civlisationfuck the babylonian who decided to build a house one daydickheadcould've just stayed hunting antelopes couldn't younow we have this mess
>>219220145I HOPE YOULL BE SHOWING YOUR PUSSY TONIGHT BABEY
said i'd stop drinking but it's friday and a nigga thirstyshall i?
We need to arrest all boomers until we can figure out what the HELL is going on!
everyone stares at me when i go out because I'm ugly
the truth is that people see your kindness as weakness
Yabba Dabba Dooooo
>>219220222They don't.
dino crisis 1 and 2 on steamthink my weekend plans just finalized
>>219220000i don't get it
i hate "people"
>>219220247grow up
>>219220224this is true and i learnt it too late in life
Morning, lads
>>219220162>>219220185I just don’t want to be curt, or abrasive because I always despised it when people talked to me like that. But honestly maybe that would be better than having to put on some fake veneer for people.
>>219220256i don't like peoplei really don't like people
>>219220209gwon son
Might walk down to the local brothel later lads
the thing i hate the most about socialising is when some dickhead intentionally takes the piss out of you to feel better about himself and everyone around the table loses some level of respect for you
>>219220222220222
>>219220307that's when you glass him
>>219220307i hate this shit too
We've tried hate speech... now how about about Love Speech?
>>219220281mad thing is potato is a new world cropand somehow irish still managed to starve to death just by removing it lol. what these niggas even eat before america
might get on dating apps and see if i get my soul crushed aha x
Got 5 likes on Tinder already, and I am very far from being a 'chad'You ARE taking advantage of the pre-Valentines day surge in activity on dating apps, right?
>tinderno thanks mate
Airpod 4’s finna have built in cameras
>>219220204I reckon many people have multiple dormant accounts
tempted to get on the alcohol today and tomorrow because of the cold weather
>>219220307You should always be prepared to snap back at those freaks. If done correctly, and not in a bitter virgin angry type of way, the pay off of everybody laughing at your witty response is immense and worth it.
>>219220384why would i want that
>>219220397have you ever felt the inside of a vagina
>>219220353i keep getting likes on bumble but the cunts want me to pay 20 quid or something to see them
>>219220307develop a backbone
>>219220392you don't though do you, you're just being a little contrarian fanny because you're a little freak
a thing that i hate: when people pretend that being non-binary makes someone not a man or a womanthey'll be like "oh they're not a man/woman, they're non-binary" when they clearly are a man with a penis or a woman with a vaginait's an identity like being gay, it doesn't make you something outside of a man/woman
2014 sabrina carpenter sex arse
>>219220281Trevor Noah is the most American person to exist.An unfunny brown person.Doesn't get more American than that.
>>219220409Yeah 100% if you don't stand up for yourself, you're gonna lose so much respect that you will never get backBut sometimes when the roast is too brutal you have no way to hit back. You always gotta say something, but not always will you have so many optionsDepends how much of a shagger the bloke is
>>219220460checking wikipedia to see if this is um or not
>>219220460fucking UM
>>219220460UM
Wish more women were open about foot fetishes, can't think of anything sexier than being wanked off by a cute girls feet
I regret so many things in my life manWhen you're up against it from the start (like most here), your choices are even more crucial in saving you from the pits of hell
>>219219506Went to Colchester once thinking it'd be alright as it has a castle, felt like going to London, full of chavs, darkies, and foreigners.
>>219220533That's most UK cities desu
>>219220525This is the number one rule for your setIn order to survive, got to learn to live with regretsOn the rise to the top many drop, don't forgetIn order to survive, got to learn to live with regretsThis is the number one rule for your setIn order to survive, got to learn to live with regretsIf through our travels we get separated, never forgetIn order to survive, got to learn to live with regrets
MELTDOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!
>>219220525ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim
chelsea hull tonight so I got that going
>>219220281>Not from America >Not an American citizen >Doesn't like America>Doesn't like American citizens>Thinks he should get to set rules in how America governs itself There should be a rule in America that Trevor Noah goes into a wood chipper feet first.
>>219219597My manager at my old job would send stupid emojis like that all the time, I think she sent me that exact one when she asked>'Anon are you free for a call?'and then I was sacked.
>>219220525good post
Lord of the Rings is actually like 9 books
>>219220548Nah it had a different feel to it, not that many darkies in Norwich btw, plenty of eastern euros though.
>>219220564Wasn't really
>>219220525Fucks sake man…
avin' a few alcoholic cider beers aren't I?
>>219220458And more confusing still is do these people have a sexuality?Like OK you're non-binary. But who are you attracted to?
>>219220557true
bumhole smells like skips
>>219220595I thought it was
might have one of those gay ipa crates of beer
>>219220397why not save time, everyone can see all the pics herehttps://x.com/Steven59066/status/2022052070178926703
>>219220602If you're non binary and only attracted to other non binary you're gay, but if you're non binary and attracted to someone binary that's straight
>>219220609/brit/ zesters getting ready to have a taste
>>219220525I think many young people would be saved if the senior figures in their lives made more of an effort to help them realise how up against it they really are given their material circumstancesinstead everyone seems to delight in having it obscured from them and letting them work it out for themselvesand if they don't, well, diddums !
Rorke now thinks that 140 million people live in the UK and somehow this fact has been covered up by governments, corporations, international organisations etc for many yearsHis source: Tesco Mobile
never been further north than bristol me
>cider pintsisn't this from when heathermong pretending to be human
if you were a condiment which condiment would you be quiz
alcoholic lager beer
Would you have this with rice or noodles?
>>219219712I think we got to vote on our mayor. I didn't know it was going on but we got Luke Campbell which is a fucking result. Mate of mine said he met the lad at the boxing gym we went to. Said he was a bit boring.
>>219220671reckon i'd be mustard
>>219220643insane how so many boomers and gen x parents decided to just not raise their kids properly and take pride in it
>>219220683No
sisterberg back from work and once again taking a loud, high pressure piss in the toilet
>>219220671Franks Red Hot Sauce
>>219220680freddo's are australian did you knownow the whole british economy is based off themwhat are they like
>>219220683I've heard yanks call spaghetti noodles
>>219220643born into a pit of crocodiles
>>219220657not everything has to do with your thread dollies lad
>>219220698She fit?
>>219220698corrrrr
>>219220698corr is she fit?
>>219220656Um lad the UK ain't even that bigJust drive up there one day
>>219220698like frying chicken
>>219220698heard any loud, high-pressure sounds coming from her arse?
>>219220693What's insane is that every parent not only thinks they're a good parent, but good enough to give advice.
>>219220698ever shagged her up her high pressure arse?
>>219220698Finn Detrolio, my arch nemesis
>>219220746I don't find her attractive, sorry. Would rather have the waitress
>>219220715Dollymong is literally here ALL day hallucinating about his dollies it’s mental, every time you pop on he’s raging about heatherposter. Sometimes impossible to even guess what posts he’s referring to
winter olympics snowboard lass with frogs on her braids
>>219220206think hunting all day and shagging all night with no taxes would have been a better life yeah
>>219220484One way to knock them down a peg is to look a bit confused, wait until any laughter has died down then pretend you didn't hear it and ask them to repeat it. They either can't do it or will do it sheepishly, because the humour has been and gone and now it just sounds like a cunty thing thing to say.
>>219220651SC
>>219220716>>219220718>>219220723..yh>>219220736innocent croat poster>>219220739..nh
>>219220683I'd have it with cornbread & butter x
>>219220778>braidsThey're plaits mate, braids are what blacks have
>>219220729don't want todon't like northerners
>>219220778Women deserve the universe
>>219220683Or maybe just a big hunk of quality sourdough bread
>>219220812
>>219220803true enough
>>219220812looks like ai
>>219220705We call spaghetti spaghetti
>>219220785good shout thati'd rather just get back at them instantly thoughdon't waste any timewhat if the laughter doesn't stop, you just look even more of a mug just sitting there silently
>>219220812uncanny valley aah filters
right so we're posting gay porn now
>>219220863/brit/ meetup
>>219220863Me in the middle
leftypol's endgame exposed
hate when people show you ai videosit's like telling me about a dream you hadi don't care this means nothing to me
>>219220879that's gay porn bruce, a known posterthat's his 'mmick
>opens /brit/>immediate gay sex
>>219220888that's a nice fannard
>>219220889lol
>>219220903where!? WHERE!? *starts hopping up and down like a dog*
>>219220812Sauce?
beautiful fucking giant brown TITS
>>219220888mad how yanks had a civil war over whether or not pic related should be property or not
>>219219464as I grew up I started to understand what this means at first I didnt get it and was on neither side now I know she is wrong
>>219220903bet it helps with your cortisol spikes
>>219220888the image that ended rorke's racism
first bokkle open
need a lot of you dead
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll,I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
>>219220952ram it down your incel throat
>>219220927you can just tell she's bwc only
he didn't delete the gay porn
black pussy CHANGED rorke
any good hitler documentaries? >>219220927lengers
right, time to swipe right on some black girls
hate how downing a multi without much food makes you feel like shit
>>219220963Was just down pub standing on a table saying this
>>219220952on my first alsohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770999865790781.webm
>>219220980/brit/ is a battyboy general matey, no yucky fannys allowed
>>219220842Is that cave street fisheries?
Wish I had a job where I could just hop onto a train each day and work from a new location with complete and total autonomy
>>219221016cheers lad
>>219221005gosh anon, you're such a baka!
>>219221005Weenie hut Jrs is down the hall to the left
I'm like, So what? I'm drunkIt's the freakin weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun
>>219220938I don't have cholesterol
>>219220962Good post./brit/ is a straight vagina loving community
ytbois dont stand a chance
I might stram strema* stream*
>>219220029>The Smiling Face with Hearts emoji depicts a smiling face behind three hearts. It is commonly used to represent love or romance or to say how much somebody really likes a person or thing.you sure?
carnival this weekend
>>219221022become a train driver then
>>219221061The cure to female depression?
>>219221040iron is rough on an empty stomach that doesn't make me soft lol
wish I had someone (female) to get pished with
>>219221061the amount of times I (a man) have wanted this (@ a woman) is an unreal amount of suicide attemptsbtw youre a faggot cuck wigger kys the shit I would do to date a qt nurse
>>219221061lmao she reported him though so he obviously fumbled it
>>219221061So how did he get found out? He asked her on a date and she agreed so did she tell on him after the date idgi
>>219221074Are you from 1895 mate?
>>219221099thought you were gay
jelqing my 4.8in bwc with coconut oil
>>219221120no? the person I replied to obviously is (gay for wogs)
the /brit/ travelling circus will be in Cheadle this weekend!
>>219221098right well you don't, none of us do, so you'll be getting on it with the rest of us here now get that alcohol down you, get the tunes on and the slags posted, you poof
on my way to the carnival at the pavilion
>>219221061Would knock this little roidhead out
>>219221134oh sorry I mistook you for our resident schizophrenic retard
this place would improve if you reported the nonwhite woggies out and didnt filter out just saying
>>219221063
>>219221134And you’re a little bender who fantasises about cutting his wrists and behind saved by a female nhs nurseGet a fucking grip you’re no different to a gay
>Dollymong is literally here ALL day hallucinating about his dollies it’s mental, every time you pop on he’s raging about heatherposter. Sometimes impossible to even guess what posts he’s referring to
>>219221159you want to fuck me so bad
>>219221179and you worship niggers
dont know why he just greentexted a clearly true and fair observation of a mentally ill poster on here
Screeching. Hinge has decided I'm just a vile contemptible little incel that it simply won't show me any standouts at all!
>>219221213Wasn’t even me you replied to mate
>>219221217WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!!!?!?
>>219221217rorke hates this
>>219221217right that's racism solved
>>219221221they've sorted you into the ugly chud lane ladit happens
>poo colored skin
>>219221217janny delete this, reupload the gay porn and delete this again just to be sure!
>>219221220Your dollhouse deflection might have worked if you hadn't spammed the thread on the botnet with your little catchphrase for months on end
>>219221217I’d spaff in 10 seconds
Can say in all honesty I have never found a black woman attractive. I can understand when they're hot such that people who ARE attracted to blacks will find them attractive, but they do nothing for me.
>>219221260Right. Great. Thanks for sharing rorke.
>>219221260feel this about blokes
well I'm done, I look away for a few minutes and missed a controversial post
might stream
>>219221260the only ones people like are usually ones that look white too lol
>>219221245battyman
>>219221252you are profoundly mentally ill, don't reply to me again.
Right off to the pool for a swim so I am
>>219221286
>>219221313haven't been swimming since i was 10 since i'm ashamed of my body lol
>>219221300I accept your concession
>>219221300heatherpaedo
always hear police sirens when i put on my autism ear protectors. Wonder what that means
if I'm cooking some burgers under the grill can I also cook a large mushroom in there with the burgers at the same time like a portobello mushroom?I can't be arsed using a pan etc I just want to put the mushroom in with the burgers and leave it there
>>219221260That’s normal. Everyone has a type.
>>219221329Don't do it that makes mustard gas
>>219221327they know...
>>219221313I remember your post about this mate, good luck with it and make us proud
currently in scarborough didnt know there was any such thing as fish and chips cafes
>>219221313alri Meursault
set an alarm on my phone to wake me up early tomorrow so I can start the shagging with the girlfriend early
>>219221344know what? and who is they?
>>219221376this will never be me
>>219221376Just stay up til past midnight
browncripply chink wheelchair boy has a mental breakdown whenever black people are mentionedif [black person] is in thing it is suddenly about his brown skin and cripple legs (his legs dont work). also how he thinks he is white
>>219221376this post is incelophobic
>>219221313have a nice time xx
How we suppose to go back to being friends when we just shared a bed?
>browncripply chink wheelchair boyKTIM
>>219221260K purple aki
>>219221413just keep sleeping together you can be that kind of friends it will be fun
staying in my room all day today just like yesterday but six nations with the lads tomorrowthey're all shaggers you see, so they don't have gfs
>>219221490>>219221490>>219221490
>>219221488>doesnt need to toil>goes to the ruggerstarq cunt
