vibecoding edition
>>219225280More like Rick Ruinin' Your Record
>>219225280*turns volume slider to 11**wins another grammy*
pooing a nigger into the sun
Got the old mout opened
right okay so that's my old new deleted for absolutely no reason
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/07/politics/trump-board-of-peace-meeting-gazaNext ThursdayAre you lads ready for some kino
>his station
>>219225390Metallica won their first grammy by turning the bass slider to 0
>>219225280good edishbought claude pro only yesterday and I've been vibecoding all day with itactually mental how well it workscurrently waiting for my session to reset so I can do some more vibecoding aaah im gonna vibecoooode!!
Clavicular ATTACKED at a club in NYC
so black pilledmight kms
20 fuckin' years, cock-sucka
Tonight's reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophonic_puns_in_Standard_Chinese
>>219225422he's such a lunatic
>>219225453Do a flip
nth for the holodem
>>219225458Not a peep
>>219225453ktim
it's like pottery
why does alcohol, beer in particular make you fatit's simply not fair
>>219225493Context: NTR is cuck stuff
>>219225474What are your Valentine's Day plans, lad?
flag on
Had a dream where I discovered Rita, Sue and Bob Too wasn't the first film. It wasn't even the sequel. Turns out it was actually the fourth movie in the franchise.
>>219225494beer is just fizzy liquid bread get on the brown spirits
gf has her knob out
have you ever seen how black people google thingsfunny
>>219225280>send mix into a limiter until you're getting 20dB of gain reduction>wins a grammyit's that easy lads
>>219225460Okay well keep all musings to yourself, we do not care about your beloved flat-faced Oriental things
Quite stylish.
trying not to think about the toilfu and failing miserably
think this would be grim. if somebody said you can drink this much alcohol for the rest of your life but if you go over that limit your lower intestine and arse will cancer and youll end up with one of these i would stay under the limit for good
>>219225494Beer is made of calories. On nights you're drinking remove calories from other places. Eat zero carb snacks.
>>219225280Canslad at his mac
>>219225458Just a kid...
>>219225561ok
>>219224990
>>219225544are cuffed jeans back in fashion?
gentlemen of /brit/, I present to you: the small file size nonce filter/^(1|2)\d{1,2}x(1|2)\d{1,2}/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by small file size filter;
It's looking lovely tonight
>>219225544no it isn't
the keen eyed amongst you will notice I've got my bum out
'dberg is fully gripped by the zogged up low iq right
necking coffee every hour so i don't fall asleep and miss out on abusing my liver with spirits tonight
>reasonOh he peekin'
new gimmickreposting /brit/ posts from 10 years ago
>>219225590No, I don't cuff personally.
>>219225596me in the hat
>>21922560820 years in the can made him significantly shorter, it seems
talked to a girl yesterday lads>see qt on metro>make eye contact a few times>ask for her number when we get off at same spot>she says no>walks away laughing with her friendit was really awkward, and definitely cringey, but im glad that im finally starting to actually talk to girls that i think are qtyear of the gf lads
love are stellahttps://www.tiktok.com/@stellaxfrancis/video/7589302278352293150
Posting in /brit/ under the Estonian flag what am I like haha!
>>219225596why is there a livestream of a random pub in liverpool
>>219225493I don't go searching for it but if a story with some good art comes along my way I'm not turning up my nose at it
Is it illegal to not leave your gf if she punches you?
>>219225664dont care who this random bint is fuck off
>>219225608its half 7 on a friday night what the fuck are you playing at the sooner you get on it the better no use necking spirits at 3am just to be hungover until tomorrow night at 10pm
Rorke is having a ROUGH 2026
cummed on gfberg's feet earlierwasn't as sexy as I thought it would be
>His favourite director is Nolan and Joss Whedon.>He browses Reddit all day in lectures and spouts memes to his friends or colleagues on lunch breaks nonstop.>Talks non-stop about Game of Thrones.Why haven't we got rid of normies yet?
Ocado man has been with my weekly shop ladsMostly Bighams, soups, stuff for sandwiches, fruit and salads but also got a few little treats x
>>219225654if some random freak just approached me and directly asked for my number i'd also say no
>>219225621I wouldn't bother I'll recognise every single one.
>>219225654FOY
>>219225493OOF
>>219225596me bottom left
Meltdown
>>219225690Young men are mostly gay or wogs so this makes sense
>>219225684shes a peng scouse girl
>>219225697Ktim 10 years ago lmao
>>219225695What was her reaction? Positive negative or indifferent
>>219225690this is why zoomer lasses want dicking down by millenial chads like me
>>219225690now remove the sensitive young men who just answered green so they could get alt girl pussy
Put some crispy chilli oil on the Ristorante Funghi Pizza lads it lush
>>54865495Would only care if it was my only son
>>219225511gonna spend all day throwing melties on /brit/
Where can I go if I'm looking for suits? I got an internship at JP Morgan in Bournemouth during April and I don't have a suit also are there any fashion faux pas in relation to suits(white socks etc), since I don't want to look like an idiot
>>219225690This account literally just makes shit up
got the liszt on
Sportsball is starting soon so you can all fuck off then and we can go back to having some decent chat yeah?
>>219225654Faint heart never won fair maiden. But you've got to make it into a conversation. Just straight asking them for their number makes it easy to say no.If she looks at you more than once be like>Have I got something on my face?and now its a conversation going on. You can tease her, act awkward. Say you were worried you had food on your face
>>219225770Have you really got nothing better to do?
>>219225664arrest him
>>219225561wtf is that
why are tories and reform such staunch monarchy supporters? cannot see them supporting any investigation into andrew
>>219225748Seemed to be slightly positive but she goes along with most things I do to her
>>219225775February 5th, 2015. One of mine.
>>219225590It's partially about the footwear. Boots come up higher on your ankle. Cuffing gets the jeans off the boot.Cuffing while wearing "trainers" would just expose your socks
>>219225682Hope she gives you another one for being a div
>>219225803what investigation should there behe fucked some stupid 17 year old whore decades agodoesn't seem particularly bad
Literally would never have voted for the Green Party in a million years before this year but Zacky P is a legend and I guess I’m one of those “zoomers” who will be voting for them now
>>219225844How do you know he only had 17 year olds?
I've watched several of his interviews and he seems very likeable. No nonsense and speaks his mind.Seems to be against the politically correct tide that is hitting America. America needs a strong man president like Reagan or pre-9/11 bush. Not limp wristed Obama or Bernie Sanders.It's a fucked up world where people think Hillary Clinton is the sane choice over billionaire businessman Trump.
>'We need to start killing them bro, and now': Chilling messages from underworld armourer who wanted 'race war' as he ran gun factory from his caravan on UK's biggest traveller sitehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15557159/messages-underworld-armourer-race-war-gun-factory.html
>>219225775black socks are almost always a safe betget some decent shoes to matchmoss bros is a good starting point and they'll do some alterations free of charge too. better to have a less expensive suit that fits you well than an expensive one that fits like shit
>>219225819yeah I remember all that, I was into punk music, wore doc martens and bomber jackets *cringes*
>>219225792None of us do lad, hence why we’re all here now
>>219225819Just tuck your jeans into your boots. Ey walla
cooking yet another big batch of chicken, spinach and gnocchi
>>219225857Could say the same of you
>>219225801That is a stoma young man. Many people have them. They cut out your lower intestine to your anus and you shit out of your stomach.
>>219225877hmm
>>219225858the nigga can't even sign his own name you autist freak
>>219225898What?
>>219225866They should do a chart where only men of 190cm in height can vote
>>219225890for what purpose?
>>219225910Could say the same of anyoneHe fucked a legal aged whore, big deal
>baited by 2016mong reloaded lmfao
Chinaman walks into a pub. Barman says "why the flat face?"
i have this theory that britain is anti anime because where other countries had native dubs ours were yanks and what they're actually reacting to is yank shit
>>219225915it's usually good for a weeks worth of toil lunches
>>219225939also anime is almost all shit
>>219225900grim
>>219225929He was a committed associate of Epstein who visited his island multiple times.Do you think he was like a vegan pervert? 'No thanks, I only take 17 year olds' lol
>>219225939No it's because it's childish and Japanese.
the earl of craven just flew over my house
*Rorke walks into a bar*Rorke: Ouch!
i liked cowboy bebop and ghost in the shellrest seems shit though
the earl of craven just pooed over my house
Trump would pretty much a lame duck from day one. no way the republican party backs him
you all wear fedoras
>>219225983He's retarded and so are his supporters
>>219225280https://youtu.be/slvZ0WQP9Is
>>219225939only jaded millennials are adverse to anime
>>219225939anime is strictly for JFs such as yanks and ESLs, end of
>>219225978kek this one is ancient
>>219225973watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>219225983And this has what to do with British culture exactly?
>>219225973watch gurren lagann
Does DTFIC ever leave? Find him fascinating, he’s always here beefing with someone
the world is healing
>>219225946any sauce on it?
>>219226029my autistic mate swears by this, but he's the good kind of autist where he's obsessed with working out and making money so he's a gigachad instead of a virgin
*sticks you to your chair*
>>219226061need this for the whole internetimagine just flushing india and america down the toilet
>>219226078didn't ask for your boyfriend's biography
>>219226097bummed that socialite freak
>>219226097done him right up his smooth twink arse
>>219225973neon genesis evangelion is pretty good if you can look past the fact that they're all 14
>>219225280is that robert wyatt?
I can't remember who the murderer was in Disco Elysium
>>219226097*kills you and then myself*
>>219226078yeah it's kino
>>219226097s
>>219226061THANK YOUNO MORE NIGERIANSTHANK YOU ELON MUSK
>>219226130deus ex machina commie on the tiny island in the bay
>>219226061>Filter out Israel and India>Reform plummets in the polls
doing a Ginsters in the air fryer
>>219226061Rorke's timeline about to get very quiet
10 year old post gimmick going well
people still use twitter?
>>219226116always with the caveats
>>219226058tbf he thinks those people are all one person so…
>>219226152Ohhh yeah
>>219226176no they don't because twitter no longer exists and has in fact been succeeded by a platform known as X
>>219226116i dont look past that
City are ripping Leicster to SHREDS
>>219226161just had some linda mccartney lincolnshires in the ol' air fryer myself
so this is rorke
i'm hungry for some tucker for my rumbly tummy
>>219225973Don't watch ghost in th shell series tho, it will ruin the film for you
>>219226214heemed that runt
i hate mondays
>>219226218Bruh
>>219226058He's always in a massive girly strop and if anyone points it out he'll get all passive aggressive and post something like "Struck a nerve, I see..."
in australia twitter is called hungry x's
>>219226214screamn
>>219226218Apparently she nonced someone
>>219226219Im having a complete salmon wellington to myself
>>219226211gf making you do that or your choice?
>>219226214AI sloppa
>>219226214communism just means sharing stuff, rorke
>>219226218she's a phony. that's rght, she's a big fat phony
>>219226218why would mr serika do this
7 scotch eggs about to be consumed
>>219226265idiot
>>219226265i saw this video ages ago
>>219226283dangerous and downright stupid
>>219226283runny i hope
7 bombarasclaat scotch pussyclaat egg
>>219226295how so
>>219226283dont eat me bro
7 poo eggs about to be consumed
>>219226306you'll get egg poisoning
*notes down "the lads love a scotch egg post"*
>>219226258haven't had a gf for years I just don't eat meat and like them
um...eating a scotch egg!*waits patiently*
>>219225544ive tried rocking boots like this you end up looking like a gimp or a redditor if you aren't a 6'4 hardman or literally on a job site
>>219226338woozle wozzle?
Eating two scotch eggs
Hey lads scotch eggs eh
*murmurs of "wozzle wozzle?" reverberate throughout the audience*
>>219225474she'd get it
enjoying a glass of scottish
>>219226319Nope
Rupert Lowe was told he's probably blown any chance of him receiving a knighthood after organising the rape gang inquiryHis response: "Don't Care"Make this man Prime Minister
>>219226376you'll see
>>219226364get whatyour penis??
>>219226159Bizarre cope
One minute you're a big scotch egg star. The next your just some schmo posting into the void.
>>219226309saw a japanese lady poo out an egg once
At the park and this woman runs past and then stops running and slows to a crawl right in front of me and won’t let me pass herI genuinely hate women
>>219226391sir blog on
>>219226218I require kirktext?
>>219226407hey!
>>219226391Wow so brave, don't forget to vote and tell your friends about it!
It’s Valentine’s Day! Yay!!!!!! I love you so much *smooch*
>>219226421Fish fillet
https://youtube.com/shorts/XN1FDZSzzwsDominance has just been asserted
The 5.5 inch BWC needs sex.
>>219226427psc
the greek schizophrenic vpn mong who is heavily invested in the politics of a country he has nothing to do with is here
Together for a strong Europe.https://x.com/bundeskanzler/status/2022371844020457634
>>219226421she's a fan of kanye west
>>219226415>>219226430Greekmong meltdown
>>219226448Stay mad, it amuses me
Hate the word Europe because it sounds like syrup and makes me feel ill
>>219226486Good thing you aren’t European so you don’t have to worry about it
>>219226486
>>219226463when are we rejoining
>>219226071it has a lot of creme fraiche which makes a kind of creamy sauce
So er. cans?
might try A1 sauce
new zealand sounds too much like poo peeland for my liking
>>219226509Soon x
chelsea 3 nil down already
>219226469Why is this attitude so common among annoying schizo autists?
hull-chelsea yeh?mmhmm, darkkis a hard one to watchwonder how sir rosenior feel bout it
might try Love
>>219226391It's bigger than Honours.Sir Rupert Lowe.Champion of the English People.
>>219226364
>>2192264633 men separated by nationality3 men brought together by pederasty
>>219226327fair enough, Tried quorn mince and hated it. I'd try veggie sosig if they were cheaper
>>219226532Self soothing defensive behavior Tries to reframe the attacks on them so they stop hurting them
What’s wrong with that?
>>219226534What channel is it on mate? x
Where is the threadmeister?
Liberty stands for freedomOh hail the flag that set us freestanding righteous symbolic of strengthour hopes for freedom to beMy friends, not so far awayRules will reunite hand in handOh hail! Liberty bell!True freedom for all men.Fighting hard for the futureThe promise of a better dayFor tomorrow we drink from the cupthe wine we fought for todaymy friends, let us sing a songsing a long ring a bell, liberty!Oh hail! Liberty bell!True freedom for all men.
>>219226463same energy
Sir Brown Bricks in Minecrap
a vee gannsausage roll
a spark just came out of my computer box
>>219226529lying twat
put an almond croissant through as a normal one on the self checkout earlierget fucked sainsburys
>>219226584can't eat them am allergic
>Nigel Farage labels Jim Ratcliffe a 'tax refugee'
>>219226578sounds like you're posting pure fire!
The minute the rule of law collapses im raping as much as possible
dont have any opps me
>>219226584nick a bag as well eh lad?
>>219226559bbc one x
business idea: European Confederation of National Socialist ethnostates united against Judeo-American capitalism and Asiatic Bolshevism
white british men that are lonely and sad, ought to travel to London and seduce a nigerian descent woman
>>2192265124 cans of '64 down, might switch to the voddy
>>219226463let me inukip mongs got me trapped here on poo island eating chlorine chicken
>>219226600Lmfao you can't Barrage the Farage
Just woke up from a nightmare:(Can I jump in bed with you guys?
alri
>>219226626always thought that attempt at a slogan was extremely autistic
might get steaming and rewatch the matrix
>>219226532Are these schizo autists in the room with us?
>>219226610this is the one
They finally patched the Just Eat 80% off glitch ladsI scammed bossman out of so many burgers and kebabs and ‘kizzas with it last week ughhhh
Girl I’m seeing is Chinese. Got me saying ^^ and ^w^
>>219226600I'm genuinely starting to get bored of this nigga
it snowing
>>219226600>>219226673Nigel Farage has defended Jim Ratcliffe, describing him as a “refugee of the British tax system” and saying his comments on immigration were “correct.”The Brexit billionaire sparked controversy this week after making inflammatory comments claiming the United Kingdom had been ‘colonised’ by immigrants.
>>219226610
>>219226633saw a gentleman of african complexion through rubbish out of his car window so i picked it up and passed it back to him saying "you dropped your rubbish" then he got out and threatened to "do me in"
>>219226633ROCK THE CASBAH
>>219226620>>219226639Good ladsMight stay sober
kamran not 2 weeks off the boat, a devout young salafi about to hop on his bike to deliver 10 cans of madri to a drunk kafir
that's how its done ladies
>>219226620Hotellad!
>>219226692and then you woke up
>>219226682go awayo one caresno one wants you herewe would all benefit here from not seeing your posts, ever. we could live better lives if we never saw another yank post unless we went were the yanks were. fuck off, yank. you will never be Britishjust stop talking. no one replies to your posts
>>219225718>>219225493What's this then
>>219226628Depends if ur fit or not
>>219226695canslad sober on a Friday night? Surely you jest?
>>219226744*sucks in beer belly and stands on my tip toes* well fit
on the booze again 3 days in a rowgot issues with my mental health you see
>>219226742good post mouselord
>>219226729I feel I should point out that photo is a couple years old now and I'm not currently in the hotel
deposited a tenner, wanted to double it to have a £20 bet on the footy, won my first spin on roulette and carried on until I was £120 up then lost the lot
gimmick idea: posting high-resolution screenshots from a popular TV series
>>219226791good lad
going out shopping now for drinks and then will lock myself up for the weekend in my incel dungeon
>>219226791our farter, who shart in walmart
Just bought an NFT
>>219226799
>>219226806Dogbergs are so stupid
>>219226743girfriend was cheating with best friend, all his friend group backed his gf and best friend over himhe got cucked and ditchedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NI8le4hmI
>>219226752Ah trying not to be a mad lad
>>219226791last weekend of boozing before lentbit early this year but we'll manage
>>219226766ive been drinking pretty much every day for the last few months
>>219226806Gay cure?
watching classic top gear and pining for the old days
>>219226827GOOD post
>>219225445>programming in your free timeFucking why? I say this as a software engineer with a CS degree.
>>219226806pride vibes at the johnny boothiykyk xx
>>219226861not good mateneed to pack it inyou and me both
got a pizza and chips delivered but they forgot the chips and drinkif I request a refund for those will the pizza man see who refunds? I don't want them to spit in my pizza next time
>>219226882
POST COUNT POST COUNT POST COUNT POST COUNT
>Mother shook daughter, two, to death and lied she had choked on biscuit
>>219226865
>>219226619i like this poster
