malt shop edishprev >>219207022
>>219225744Now that looks like a good venue for my next box social
>>219225744why are you using a vpn?
>>219225786Am I invited?
big daaaaaawg
>>219225741you dont have to lie mr pendejoanyways i was planning a nice romantic getaway in hawaii what are your thoughts mr pendejo?
my faggot buddies are always blowing up my phone trying to get me to play video games every night and its annoying as fucki literally have zero interest in playing video games these daysand the times i do play with them they expect me to just play for hours on end and get pissy if i have to go do some chores around the house for a few minutes
keep getting raped by juggernauts in mw2
>>219225892>HawaiiOkay fly me over there and I'll met you there... I'm definitely not running away and enjoy the city by myself.
>my faggot buddies are always blowing up my holeUmmm gay
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3JoD5ukvggUThoughts?
>Coon ass nigga females like all types of niggas you prolly just a chopped stank naruto run in the halls ass niggacould a well-melanated fellow please translate this comment from an earlier thread?
Already injured my inner thigh at the gym
>>219225936mr pendejo i dont have enough to pay for your tickets
>>219225921Are you the anon who played Halo games on Legendary?
>>219226007You need to hit las vegas a little more then
>Mexicans think Hawaii is a cityJajajaja
>>219226040las vegas will not give me a job mr pendejo
>>219225816He's a regular poster it's not a vpn
just realized if steam ever goes down all my games are gone too. how do i cope?
whatever i post on redit it gets automatically deleted. god what a heavily moderated shithole of a site
>>219226074Then do some cartel business in vallarta and get some cash for me
>>219226095You could pirate all them just as a backup and keep them on an external hdd
Do you watch pranks ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdjDubfCmrg
How does one get a job as a cartel torturer as a gringo
>>219226095steams good for at least a decade or two and by then you should be over playing games anyway
>>219226150The fact that you want a "job" as a torturer rather than going into the torture business for yourself says everything about why this country is in the state it's in.
All the gym cuties were out in full force today and then some I've never seen before, sucks I had to tap out the cutest one had just arrived
I hate being latinx. White people look so elegant
>>219226233I've been pitching my torture extortion startup all over silicon valley but haven't found any investors
>>219226087He's been weirdly obsessed with /cum/ and box socials for like a decade too
>>219226288You can always mejorar la raza
The online shooter game market is truly cooked, COD and Battlefield are ruined, all that's left is zoomer slop
Had to think of Alligator Alcatraz todayWhat the frigg happened with that
>>219226288at least you're not an n-word
>>219226348Live service games made all the big studios kill themselves
This is incredible
>>219226016yeah now im trying to get all cheevos for mw2
>>219226420I don’t know how to read this
>>219226420Haitians are almost as bad as Somalis, gypsy tier diaspora
Even ugly girls are decent if they're not fat, women just can't lose
I remember a guy told me once that if Marx said "everything that people produces is for the people" that also includes the iPhone because those poor chinese kids make them so therefore is not hypocritical to own an iPhone and be a communist.
>>219225744>/cum/uhhh, you guys know cum is slang for semen right?
>>219226551>>219226551me on the left, you on the right
>>219226515>Mexican Intellectuals
>>219226523We have some alternatives in that case/spunk//jizz//nut//semen/
>>219226523wdym?
>get strange new captcha>fail>never see it againThis was the first time I truly failed one of these
janny had a melty
boiled sweet potato just tastes like nothing, its like eating solid matrix gruel
You are legitimately stupid if you boil vegetables (except in preparation of stews or to make your own vegetable stock)
>>219226735What happened irmao?
>>219226839The superior anon steams or blanches his veggies
>>219226761Put a fair amount of salt in the water next time
>>219226883That's midwit style.For me, it's roasting or baking or grilling
Any leafbros doing anything this (long) weekend?
>>219226931Mfer out here ingesting carcinogens epic style
Won't deign that with a reply
It ain't over 'til the fat bitch sings.
What has you feeling good on the Friday?
Sperm counts have gone down 50% over the past decades
>>219227109This is due to box socials, drive in movie theaters and malt shops
Made dinner reservations for tomorrow
>>219227089Alcohol
i could make your bitch pregnant just by cumming in the same room as her
>>219227176Good thing I don't have a bitch. Your move, Paco
>>219226936Your mom
im sheepy
canada belongs to america btw
>>219227410All your jeets are belong to US
We won't become part of the US
Your mother’s vagina belongs to me
wait till chad finds out betas are capable of violence
When a nice guy gets mad, the devil shudders
>>219227478Anyone who isn't an NPC realizes this, idk why anyone takes this stuff seriously. Nothing ever happens
>>219227410fuck off, albertan
From Iran
>>219227632It's just a jeet nigga, chill
>Peru issued a government decree that classified transgender identity under mental health conditions, labeling it a “mental illness” for administrative and medical purposes. based
>>219227641Their religion was founded by a pedophile albeit
>>219227089cigarettes
>>219227674Even if you're sympathetic to troons, it's undeniably a mental illness
>The Trump administration has spent more than $1m per person to deport some migrants to countries they have no connection to, only to see many sent back to their home nations at further taxpayer expense, according to a new congressional investigation.>“The Trump administration is sometimes paying the country to take people, flying them there and then paying to take them to their home country. It doesn’t make sense,” one current US official told committee staff, according to the report, which is the first of its kind under the second Trump administration.kek
>>219227741I'd happily pay to send jeets away from here
kek
>end up at a poker night once ever one or two years>there's always at least one guy who doesn't know how to play
>>219227833Type of thing a 1/64th Cherokee would seethe about but all the Indians living on rez would wear proudly
>>219227845Imagine how mad the German who made this must have been at the "we don't do that in Germany" meme
>the government is still maliciously punishing that ostrich farm in BC for defying themTotal bureaucrat death
>>219227984Kat's leddit account
By calling him a "Sphinx," historians are admitting that there is no single "true" Jefferson. He is the sum of these contradictions. He is a creature that shouldn't exist, yet defines the very foundation of America.
>>219227965I'm thankful that I live in the timeline where llamas in the USA got classified as livestock instead of exotic pets. There are also a decent amount of endangered species that are exclusively traded as pets, but they're banned in order to "protect" them
>>219228127The Greek Sphinx: She is a predator. She sat on a rock outside the city of Thebes and stopped travelers. If they couldn't answer her riddle, she strangled and ate them. She is active, aggressive,and terrifying.The Egyptian Sphinx: He is a guardian. He sits at the "Gateway to the Underworld" or the entrance to temples. He doesn't move, and he doesn't hunt. His job is to watch over the sacred dead and the risingsun.
>have poker night every weekend>there's always that one canadian guy who shows up once or twice a year and has no clue how to play
>>219228171Yet Canadian school shooter was quite good
>>219228091nuke the canacucks!
cum sexpenis
What's with this swede and 1950s shit??
>>219228298balls ass shit tit fuck tits balls balls ass tits balls cock pussy tits shit fuck piss ass piss tits pussy ass tits balls
Bros let's get so friggin hyped about tomorrow!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc6z8nsXkT8žlate last night as I dream in dizzy sunlight
>>219228508no. shut up
I waited too long. She's already in a relationship. They're looking for an apartment together. I really need your help guys how do I deal with this pain without relapsing. Fuck valentines day. Fuck it all. >vihkan sind, vihkan end, vihkan ootamist ja üle saada. su kõõma nelgikimbu silla piirdelt üle saadan. sa faking mära. tõesti lahe päev oli täna :(
>>219228586who?
raged quit infection mode in halo reach
Today I ate McDonald's, haven't been there or at any fastfood chain in years and it was so fucking mid the burger barely had any lettuce or condiments on it and the bun tasted like shit
why is this place the dumping ground for incel europeans?
>>219228610a girl I hanged out with a lot but couldn't see since the end of last year. I thought about asking her out on valentines day. It's over. This pain man i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
HUGE curling drama r n. The entire nation of Sweden in mourning.>>>/wsg/6092118
>>219228662was she interested in you?
>>219228586Hold up a boombox outside her window playing a sad love song till she comes to the window, then you confess.
>>219228644I'm already feeling really bad man you really dont have to kick me when im down. >>219228703very. she was into me when I wasn't into her. then some things changed and i developed feelings for her, but I waited too long to act on them and by the time I did it was too late. I cant hate her for not waiting on me, but it really does feel incredibly sad right now. I hate myself for being such an indecisive retard.>>219228707:--D lol she still looks at me the way she used to, I see she still likes me. But she has that guy with her now. That fucking guy. It's not his fault, it's not her fault, it's my fault for being an emotionally immature fuckhead. I deserve this pain.
>>219228371He's been doing this for a long time. If you can remember ye olden /cum/ he was the "swede" who would come in here and randomly seethe at americans
>>219228644Rasieren unsere KopfeUnd schlagen sie uns einDas ist ein IncelWartend auf den ThreadIncel, incelZiehen durch die /cum/
>>219225744>Unfortunately, you were not successful in the interview phase of the selection process and will not be advanced further for this position.
>>219228855hahaha loser
>>219228644A non-insignificant portion of these are VPN/proxyniggas. As for the rest I'd say it's because we speak English, we can't avoid tourists coming in here
>>219228799You're allowed to feel sad but if you have the motivation for closure or wanna fight to be with her, then I say tell her how you feel and accept whatever the results might be.
Not wanting children is not selfish
why has my package been stuck in germany for 2 mother fucking days i thought krauts were supposed to be efficient
>>219228906I agree, all browns should be encouraged not to have kids.
MY TOOTH HURTS BRO IM FUCKING DONE FOR OH MY GOOOOD
>>219228926Any race
>>219228683Umm Canadians have ZERO manners
>>219228897I don't want closure. I feel it's going to make things worse. I don't want to fight to be with her. I feel like I lost and it's over. But it hurts to lose. A wounded soul seeking for another wound is not a great strategy either I guess. I need to accept reality and move on. There are other women, but right now it feels like she's the only one. She's not even that good looking. sorry man i'm rambling, kinda unstable right now trying not to relapse.
>>219227741Cheaper in the long run than letting migrants turn this country into the shit holes they came from
>>219228927sorry bro no offense but it's nothing compared to the pain i feel in my heart right now :(
Why are all the American figure skaters Russians
>>219229000Find solace in porn
>>219229095we are like the borg
>>219228799i dont know what advice could pacify you because i have never had to deal with such a situation
im from winnipeg u idiot
>>219229079the tooth ache causes me further heart ache on top of my pre-existing heart aches. you couldn't even conceive of my suffering
I would take 2 Jason's and 3 lums if someone would take the German
>>219229184I was lightning before the thunder thunder thunder
>>219228586I’m just gonna get high af and goon
>>219229184footkraut is essential to /cum/
>>219229116I wish i could jack my heart off :( why do we have such a complex mating ritual as humans? I need to channel this hatred i have into something productive.>>219229136i'll pray you'll never have to either. Maybe it's good to not try anymore just to avoid this pain.>>219229165>belgium>sufferingpick one brochacho
>>219229184Same
Americans invented ass because arse was too profane for God, then they invented ayyy because ass was too profane for monetization
>>219229207i can't do that i'm an addick.
Happy valentines day. I hope it's better for you than it was for me.
no, wait it's ahhh, sorry, I'm 40 and Slovenian. But I have a point!
>>219229228Found this biih for you in the clearance section
Will I finally get a job if I send the recruiter a picture of my spread asshole with the words “hire me” tattooed across the cheeks?
>>219229305you do have a point. america has really insane almost taliban level public censorship. seeing naked tiddies and dicks hanging out in a public sauna is normal here, but would make you a sex offender for life in amerika.
>>219229399fuck she reminds me of her, minus the crazy freckles. i appreciate it though :D
>>219229399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQVkXfN2AgUhow do you rate this ESL Germanic accent
You look like this
>>219229541Rated
>>219229566Actually I look (and move) like this
>>219229566i look like this
Guys we shit the bed in figure skating
>>219229636i move like an invasive species, this shit ain't nothing to me man
>>219229659Ya lil nigga finna boutta cry after his runLanded on his arse twice like a BIG loser
>>219229693He looked so pissed on god
This is not a cum thread
>>219229636this has to be AI
>>219229730are you gonna sell your post for 10k euro?
>>219229817It's real bro
The bacon Hot Honey McCrispy from McDonalds is really good.
>>219229890I tried the jalapeno burger a while backit was not very spicy at all but the flavor was really sth specialMcD's knows its shit
Wish we could go back
i only ate fast food once last year because i was on a road trip
>>219229932people today fear to live in the moment bc you're always just one fuckhead with a cellfone away from being the next "cringe god" on the internet. This constant paranoia and self censorship isn't healthy these days.
[Intro]We have a poem here, it's called "Whitey On The Moon"It was inspired by some whiteys on the moonSo I wanna give credit where credit is due[Verse]A rat done bit my sister NellWith whitey on the moonHer face and arms began to swellAnd whitey's on the moonI can't pay no doctor billsBut whitey's on the moonTen years from now I'll be payin' stillWhile whitey's on the moonThe man just upped my rent last nightCause whitey's on the moonNo hot water, no toilets, no lightsBut whitey's on the moonI wonder why he's upping me?Cause whitey's on the moon?Well I was already giving him fifty a weekWith whitey on the moonTaxes taking my whole damn checkJunkies making me a nervous wreckThe price of food is going upAnd as if all that shit wasn't enough:A rat done bit my sister NellWith whitey on the moonHer face and arm began to swellAnd whitey's on the moonWas all that money I made last yearFor whitey on the moon?How come I ain't got no money here?Hmm! Whitey's on the moonY'know I just 'bout had my fillOf whitey on the moonI think I'll send these doctor billsAirmail specialTo whitey on the moonHere's my version:I done failed out of schoolWhile whitey on the moonHow did whitey done get up on that moonA hot air balloon?The moon is far and math is hardYet whitey on the moon
I enjoy seeing my soles covered in dust. I enjoy the sight of holes and garbage left behind. I enjoy the lack of stares from other members of the human race. I enjoy the childish pride of seeing what others do not pay attention to. I enjoy seeing and being in those places of abandonment, where nature isn't kept neatly into a pot, but cracking through the cement. I remember as a child, seeking out the unused parts of the school, the piles of trash between walls, the theater with nobody in it.It was a precious thing
>mexcriments like seeing trash and decayExplains a lot really
just blind bought an obscure cd for $25
>>219230160Mexico is the spaghetti western that never fell out of fashion
>>219225744>went to ask about my applications>all said they're not actually hiringits shitty out there
Words. Meaning. Pourpose. It is an ugly thing. I want to move away from it. I don't want to fear thoughts. I don't want to read words. I don't know how. I am inept at this thing they call living
>>219230245porpoises are indeed hideous, please upboat
can we dumb vance already and make rubio president think hispanics would vote for rubio
driving home drunk in a cab and the driver is giving me life advice. issa vibe ngl.
There's actually no way you can contact the landlord directly. "Customer service" calls go to a call centre in India.
At one time i am bored and grasping at pourpose from every side. At one time i am fleeing from it like death itself. Too many words. Too many explanations. I would not be this man if i were not alone
>>219230304i can just walk down and talk to someone anytime i want
Momberg doesn't want to hang with me I give her so many suggestions and she refuses all of them I think she hates me
>>219230333Get some bitches to hang instead
Talk about something else
>>219230322I can't.The Indian at the call centre told me they can't help me and I have to contact the manager of the building directly but we don't have that here. There's no number or anything that I can find.
>>219230357Where do I find bitches
Still going through my poop backlog after not pooping for a few days
>>219230333sad. my mom always wants to hang even when i dont. i love her ngl. she wasn't there much when i was a jit, but she's trying now and i appreciate it
>>219230373okay, sir, what would you like to talk about?
>>219230373El Japon, huwat is jheir problem, omie?
america fuck yeah
Japon sí es cagada
Looks like another year solo on valentine’s day. Maybe there’s a single foid lolcow farm who will fuck me if I advertise myself there
>>219230387My mom gives me the bare minimum amount of attention just to shut me up and completely ignores me in favor of the TV the rest of the time
It's unironically actually for-real literally true, I think.
>>219230201MaybeA lot of americans flee into nature or abandonment aswell. In fact their examples are infinitely more famous. But the way disorder and order mingles is different. People let the cracks seep into civilization here. There they are more neatly separated.
>>219230431do you still live with her?
>>219230373I can’t believe the US lost in figure skating
>>219230398I don't know. Videogames or something.
>>219230458Unfortunately yes I wish I could leave this house
Mom doesn't consider reading to be a hobbyWould you prefer I was into video games you old bag?
>>219230431my mom gives me plenty of attention. my dad is passive though
>>219230467the baguette judge rigged itfucking dogs
>>219230497i like reading and i hate video games. i see it as a waste of time
>>219230497Your mother is dead and youre blaming the things you don't like about your life on her
>>219230488my dadberg used to be like that. he turned around when i left. they never realize what they have until it's gone
>>219230381Outside
>>219230545No she's still around
Cheating leafs
juat arrived to herzegovina but i have to go back to belgrade on wednesday to see my shrink
cnn is collapsinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhQb4vrEEPA>>219230497reading is for fags
>>219230511My dad bitches nonstop I can barely stand him just a few minutes ago he got into a fight with my brother over his pizza being too crispy
>>219230538Boomers dislike vidya because they lack the mental energy to actively engage in them and avoid getting shot.basically if you suck at videogames you suck at life
at the end of the month i'm gonna go to stockholm with momberg and sisterstein. hope some brown doesn't stab us to death
listening to Sparks
>>219230562cheating bastardsleafs and baguettes really showing their true colorsthat on top of euroids price gouging americans on drugs
>>219230589both of my parents bitch all the time about my behavior. they complain that i don't do anything but the thing is i can't do anything because of my mental illness. i wish they were more kind
Have no desire to get married or have kids iih
>>219230647Do you have a jobWhat do you eat?Who pays rent?
>>219230597idk that's a weird way to look at that. i dissagree
Remember kids: when you a muhfuckin stone-er, you're not supposed to get a boner.
going to an annual checkup sooni think i should be all right but hopefully everything is fine
>>219230674>Do you have a jobno but my shrink told me to help my parents at their job 3 days>What do you eat?my favorite meal is 5 fried eggs without bread. it's hard for me to chew and swallow carbohydrates>Who pays rent?mommy and daddy
I want to have sex with effeminate men but I want to minimize the number of faggots I encounter, how does one accomplish this?
BRUH OHMYGO
currently traveling from bileca to trebinje. it's a 30km ride. can't wait to arrive to smoke one. cigarettes are one of the few joys i have left in my life. another one is the /cum/gen
>>219230778post a pic
>>219230800
>>219230227I found a song by the band and it fucking suckedreally hope this guy lets me cancel
I'm hungry
>>219230820spooky road
>>219230857is that a skunk on her head
>>219230842there is no need for that kind of language you subhuman austrian barn cleaner junkie. i actually like you. not a fan of weed though. haven't had it in 10 years. it used to make me shitless scared
>>219230899everything in serb small cities is spooky. they're basically third world. people there are talking monkeys
>>219230921coon
the sexy MILF youtuber that I traumatized has a new videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-jds_Q04dg
>>219230923I despise you having no gear yet I'm cutting up some škija with toeclippers rn, damned shit tobacco, I'd rather have the chem-drenched commercial varieties
my game plan right now is to be angry so i don't get scared. i hope i will stay angry for a long time to prolong the appearence of fear
>>219230982škija is super based. i love strong cigarettes. my ciggy choice is old yellow short camels
So I have a crush on a Korean Canadian woman. But I have read some disturbing things about asians in North America, namely that they ride the "cock carousel" hard while in college, specially with white guys. What are your experiences? Is there a differences between asians that grew up in the west vs asia? I imagine western asians are not that attracted to white guys because familiarity breeds contempt.Also she had a strict upbringing and is very close to her parents. They wouldn't have let her just be a slut, right? How common is it to go to college outside your hometown? She's from British Columbia. She's cute, but not exuberant.
>>219231130get a job, loser
>AOC Delivers Presidential Vibes At Munich Summitshe said america was turning away from 'Atlantic partnership' somebody's got to explain to me how the party that is always bitching about how money should be taken from the military to fund their latest pet project are the same ones now beating their breast about a military alliance and a 'retreat' make it make sense please cant somebody explain this to me
>>219231183she is a fucking retard
is this picture rage baitlike fuck am i gonna commute to work on a surf board
the fear will appear. the only question is when. i feel so bad and helpless. i'm afraid that i will go to hell all the time
it's friday the 13th and I just heard a knock on my window
>>219231233well that would be because you're a Bosnianthere's no god, Enes
>>219231230there, there. i hope we will get a reward for suffering in the afterlife
>>219231246there is a god. and i'm not bosnian but serb, newfag. repent
i guess i will try to simply ignore the fear and focus on some positive things in my life like going to stockholm soon
>>219231288it's good of you to take your dread demon to nice places.
nice thing about god is that he never gives you more than you can take
>>219231323kek'd. i took him all over europe. i see him as a buddy after all
i really appreciate you guys always being there for me
>>219231326there still is no god, Srđanethere will be one day, maybe soonbut there's not one now, nor ever before
>>219231401that's blasphemy. there is a god and that's our lord and savior jesus christ. repent
why is everything so depressing
It seems there is alcohol in Bosnia.
the thread seems dead tonight
>>219231470normies are preparing for tomorrow
Remember when everyone had spiky hair
>>219231459i can't drink because i'm taking antipsychotics. god i would KILL for just one night of getting drunk. i love alcohol so much it hurts
here in brazil its carnaval not valentines
>>219231530we have that too, we call it pust
i try not to think about things that scare me but it's so hard. i'm really trying my best. fuck... it's all so tiresome
>>219231539slovenia is literally western europe in every single aspect there is. you guys are more germanic than slavic
>>219231574actually, our kurenti are shared with bulgaria and sardinia and were brought here by refugees by the ottomans, then made into a panslovenian tradition by a priest from Ptuj in the 1950's
i want to kill everyone in the /ex-poo/ general. they're all retarded and evil
>>219231539Where are the slutty outfits?
If I could do it all again I'd stay in college and study abroad in the czech republic
>>219231602
>>219231637one of the comfiest countries in europe. entirely white, based gun laws and easy women
Jap obessision with maid outfits makes otherwise good shows cringe
i love you guys so much
any show with maids is 99.99% chance of being shit regardless, unserious anime with fanservice is already shit by default
my mom and i watch never have i ever on netflix
>>219231660>Entirely whiteBased>good gun cultureDangerously based>Offroad motorbike cultureGiga based>easy womenEvery time I mention wanting to live in CZ people assume it's because of this or porn, but I had little interest or knowledge of the region in that respect. It's everything else that got me interested
>>219231530https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771016192665434.mp4
My husby lost
>>219231735their version of countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCmRga2fIy0
>>219231746You can't trust effeminate men for anything
ice skating is ultra gay
>>219231769NTAH
>>219231770Except speed skating and hockey
maybe my parents and i are gonna go to priboj tommorow to visit my grandpa
Slavic names need a vowel or two
>>219231762It's campy and I love it
>>219231826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zZJI1zocHA
gonna watch the original 1957 version of 3:10 to Yuma, what will I think of it?
all i want in life is to cure myself from OCD and other mental illnesses i have
I don’t know if I should get drunk or just masturbate
>>219231841idk but the remake has to be seen to be believed
>>219231840seems nice. i love ethno music
If you were to masterbate then in the last second before nutting, you stick the tip in a vagina and cum, is it still masterbating or did you just have sex?
>>219231831Črt is a Slovenian male personal name desu
good night brossssssss
it's pronounced churt, it means devil in the old pagan Slavic belief system
>>219231890sex
if youre masturbating and theres a woman watching thats already sex
also, the remnants of the former Ljubljana cemetery are still called Navye, which means the afterlife in Slavic paganism
>>219230152Whitey ain't on the moon no more. Get over it.
Why come the sneakers don't be freeWhile whitey's on the moon
>>219232127>>219232127>>219232127new
