New goal gf edition
>>219228429if she had bigger eyes she'd be a young Thandie Newton
*opens freenet*time for a wank
>>219228431why was jeeves shagging underage gyals when he could have been porking kim jong-il
quite astonished by this little thinkpad laptop. 7 years of hard toil daily and its practically in mint condition.
cronem gettin dey tight meat, noh?
>>219228433Same rule as Chloe Grace MoretzIf you find her attractive, fair enoughIf you have a years-long obsession with her, you are a paedophile. This is the case every single time with ex-child actors.
mad how much porn can rot your brain. the state of some of these zoomers these days
The lads
>>219228484Makita for me
>>219228484handsome fellas
>>219228483I've been jerking to porn since I was 12. Sometimes 5x a day. 3 hr goon seshes
>>219228460She lactated -- you WHAT
>>219228484Corr spaff
>>219228484dewalt for me
>>219228460her big naturals soothe me and makes me think everything is going to be okay so I'd vote for her
Looks matched
>>219228460gwitwm
Just ordered a chinky takeaway now haven’t I? Gonna have to delete the DoorDash app.
was in the library earlier and some bloke was trying to take out a book by Nigel Farage, for some reason he felt the need to explain to the woman of colour behind the counter that Nigel Farage is just a great guy.
incels obsessed with "looksmatching"
>>219228559why is chinese food so different over there? you have those poxy little cardbox boxes you see the late night detectives eat in the hollywood films
Which European country would be ideal for me?>A country that has never had clones>A country without overseas territories>A country without a monarchy>A country without kings, queens, dukes, or any kind of monarchical title or rank>A country that uses the Euro as its currencyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro>A country that is a loyal lapdog of the European Unionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union>An anti-Russian country>An anti-UK country
shitting an arse from my arse
>>219228591you will die in costa rica
I will also be having Chinese food but homemade
>>219228580Don’t know. Have never had a British chinky takeaway.
>>219228578all rook same
>>219228429
pile of shit sat in the bog when i got homewonder who did that disgusting bugger
>>219228578and zoomers wonder why they're still virgins
>>219228614>tf>tpAlri Zhang
>>219228578the viet cong
is this an appropriate interview outfit for someone with £236 million inheritance and £600k passive income applying for a part time job at tesco?
>>219228603The United Kingdom is not a true European country
>>219228580that's what my local chinky does. only get tubs for saucy things
>>219228572They're such deluded sad sacks aren't they lmao
nth for the baddiedem
Need a mid looking girl to call my own
and the universal credit interview?
>>2192285785 for me
boobs > bigotsFarage is genuinely in trouble
>>219228688hawk tua
>>219228659I think you're lying now because you rudely ignored my answer to your question.
>>219228688Pam Bondi is a cunt but she has a great body
>>219228688shes got poo in her stomach
only a matter of time before the canadian kills himself. such a sad and pathetic poster on here
>>219228700went goodwas some nerdy 30ish white bloke
Africans on the internet are going to be something
Height is the single best predictor of attractiveness. Women literally can't tell if a 6'4 man is cute or just tall. It rewires their brains. That's why I wear 6 inch shoe lifts.
>>219228688fertile
>>219228727probably said similar to his colleagues about you
>>219228740brrrrrap peng ting yeeeah, COOOR: BRRRAAAAP
noticed a recent surge of age discussion online
>>219228752I look like a chavvy 16 year old tbqhclean shaven. always. (can't grow a beard)
my dashka
>>219228708SO. OLD.
jk rowling sex arse
wearing shoe lifts is fucking hilarious incels really have themselves on the ropes
We need more fit twink representation in the British media
>>219228578all of them. but i start with the first one because gott dam that flexibility fun asf my nigga
>>219228740same with muscles
>>219228782Seen her boobs
>>219228484Milwaukee for me but Hercules for tools I’ll only use a few times
:>>
>>219228792I'd shag her moldy old vag rotten
>>219228830Nah. Muscles help. But height is king.
>>219228818ummers
i kinda want a gf but actually i don't
>>219228548he’s spiritually Somali
>>219228851you and me lad, dirty dogs, kicked and beaten, bottom of the pyramid
And the lads? Waiting on the BIG burgers to finish with the chipsI put them in the overn myself, you see.
>>219228908Post pics lad
>>219228733imagine what ai does to an african brain
Eerily quiet out for a Friday night. Not a peep from the usually busy pub across the road
Why did the escort use this emoji with me lads?
>>219228834seen her hairy tuppence
>>219228875ktim i like the idea but not sure the reality would live up to to expectationsimagine having to talk to it all the time
yeah? did the man put his reproductive organ inside the woman’s reproductive organ and procreate an offspring which then grew and developed over time and now spends all its time on the computer?
>>219228664me
>>219228938had two pints and dont even feel drunkthey watered down the pints so people dont go
>>219228939you ever think about cutting her limbs off and watching her dissolve in a bath tub?
>>219228957...yh
>>219228939because you paid her tofuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219228938bit steaming me. bottle of wine and 4 cans down the hatch and got a hardworking young brown man bringing me some more
just utterly fucked up a game of rematchruined everythingdirectly responsible for conceding 2 goalsteammates somehow visibly exasperated despite having voice chat disabled
>>219228962Think it's just the time of year lad. Hard to get that merry feeling when it's cold, grim and dark and been going on for months
I'm a massive gay mong
>>219228987But it was before our latest meeting.Yet afterwards she only used a normal smiley face.
>>219228664idgi
need a brown wife really
>>219228918Mum said no x
saw andrew neil at the crossing between hyde park and wellington arch looking sweaty and at quite the pace at approximately 11pm some weeks agomust have been out on the lash in knightsbridge with dianne abboot
>>219229028Are you Irish diaspora?
>>219229028you can’t handle them.
Pondering the realm... the New World.... Destiny... are Lord Jesus Christ....
Might just get drunk at home with gfberg tomorrow. Maybe go out for a pint or two at the pub beforehand assuming there's a pub that isn't packed
room smells of cockpong
>>219229021KTIM
>>219229063um hi x
>>219229026Attractive women are used as spies to seduce men with highly sensitive roles in military and government positions for the purpose of obtaining classified information
>>219229055And now only open to Indians
I have never been attractive to women
Just sneezed all over my phone
>>219229063an argument for circumcision
>>219229055mental that my ancestors didn't move to the us back in 1910s. i'd be living a large mcmansion, driving a ford f150 and shagging my latina wife rn
>>219229055let me in
Just yawned
just pooed my britches
>>219229044no i'm notyou need to let this obsession go
why isn't /brit/ entertaining tonight
So this is it then, the crew on a Friday night
why is texas being overrun by indians? seems to have happened quickly too
Can’t tell if I’m attractive or not and can’t tell if my ears ruin my face or not
>>219229139We're all in the other one
why is everyone on reddit such a lame little fageven twitter isn't as bad
>>219229139Sorry mate x
>>219229150We need indians to beat China in the tech race but wignats with no degree are sad
>>219229139what are you talking about, there have been some great posts in this thread>>219229063>>219228484>>219228700
>>219229139Hyper-virgin hours
just got a dm from the belgian, he'll be on in twenty
anyone else just completely given up on life? it's all shit, it's shit by design, it's never getting better, why even pretend it will?
right well that's that finished then
Executive decision: Eric Weinstein is allowed in the /brit/nostate
>>219229178Based Indiana
>>219229181ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXyPSWMxV7I
where on EARTH is carlybender
>>219229139sorry i was busy
>>219229181KTIM
>>219229181shit by design. so what? keep living it
do indians in texas wear the cowboy boots and spurs?
>>219229111>driving a ford f150 and shagging my latina wifeMe in 4 years >>219229112just get your bread up and move to latin america. If you can't get a bag in the UK you won't make it in the New World anyway
havin a ponder
>>219229218They do in Alberta
me
This land of such dear souls, this dear, dear land,Dear for her reputation through the world,Is now leased out - I die pronouncing it -Like to a tenement or pelting farm.
listening to austrian underground hip hop
>>219229055you don't hear much about the appalachian mountains
>>219229250shall be saving this as my new reaction image for whenever that australian lad posts a penis to the thread
>>219229247
I'm tired, /brit/tired of this world
cold in the living room
>>219229266can see your nuts
>>219229139Mid February. Spirits are at their lowest
alri cum shooters how's it going then, shot any cum today or still walking around with those loaded balls haha dangerous hope you shoot safely keep aiming for the stars my friendslatersssss
This is a cat
Bought some cans for later
hugged a toil lass on my way out and she said "great I'm all sweaty now"
quite like the idea of femdom and wank to it often but really doubt i would enjoy it in real life
>>219229183>not playing with stronger monsters onYou didn't beat the game
>>219229291so we have valentines day to cheer us up aha lads! a lovely day with the gf!.......oh.....
Friday the 13th guys
toilfu i've never met in person heart reacted to me telling her to have a good weekenddoes she want me?
>>219229296This is my cat
>>219229334Hadn't noticed
>>219229275Based
>>219229339no, girls use the heart emoji like a thumbs up
>>219229339She wants the D
>>219229342Handsome devil
>>219229324I have a gf but we don't give a toss about valentines. Rather go out when we actually feel like it and everywhere won't be packed
>>219229369no they don't she loves me and wants to have my children
>>219229317she's done you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bw-G4Ubof8
posting alan titchmarsh at 22:04 every daywhat does it mean?
>>219229242Tiredberg
23y/o khhv me
Catberg sleeping on my bed
>>219229401well you know one thing about the movie in question is that it wasn't actually any good unless you wear a death metal T shirt and weight more than your average panda bear
>>219229427me in 3 months
>>219229420Been a gimmick since before you were born sunshine
Everyone will be having sex tomorrow
rorke burying his poos in the sandboxleftypol squatting on riverbank to gain perspective on his new countrymen
>>219229420https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/Titch/how the fuck am I only finding about this just now
I would have the honour if you could verify me as the /brit/ Welsh Mogger
mental how much of a boring wanker I am
they never make zombie movies set in medieval times
>>219229456Not me. Sex on valentine's is performative and cringe
That's insane!
>>219229456The /brit/ lads will all be here
Apparently the thumbs up emoji is seen as aggressive, that's baffling but explains a lot
>>219229480bet you're not really boringbet you've just got low self esteem
weigh, not weight, alri, just like John Lennon couldn't tell the difference between a thicket and psychedelic drugs
>>219229458
>>219229484https://store.steampowered.com/app/3073940/God_Save_Birmingham/
>>219229492i am really boringi literally just work and wait to go back to work
The blonde escort I see has a nice looking pinkish pussy but it doesn't taste goodAlways tastes quite sour and fleshyThe other escorts I've seen tasted way betterWhy is that? I know she's been an escort for about 6 years so has she literally showered so much that she's lost her natural taste?
Alan Bitchmarsh
mong preventedreminder to install the small file size mong filter today!/^(1|2)\d{1,2}x(1|2)\d{1,2}/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by small file size filter;
>>219229513Probably drinks a lot of alcohol and it turns it acidic
You're here now because nobody else wants you
got the melancholy tunes on
>>219229420We all have our routines. Our rituals. They're sacred.
>>219229549fuck you
>>219229509nah x
>>219229546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYsMIDKeMCIWOO!
>>219229549very interesting text on this image, enjoyed reading it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIm0fsMo0Rg
>>219229554:)
>>219229496
>>219229524imagine climbing up after her haha
>>219229528install 4chan-Turbo from github it got semantic filtering oh and it lush
>>219229513Shoving your face in a whore’s minge sounds pretty grim, can’t lie
woah unc dropping bare tunes :skull:
>Clavicular ATTACKED at NYC club
>>219229150Texas is the worst state and giant shit hole ran by around 100 people total with their 1000 hatchet men usually judges It's basically lower second world so they'd let Indians in .Every gas station has armed guards and fent and meth addictsEvery bridge has homeless families It's fucking disgusting. It's like a giant Oakland california in a hell swamp half the year then frozen hell that loses power for weeks twice a year
>>219229571love dis choon
and uh i feel kinda free... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjdFqQjlRJk
mental how many trancriptions there are for the drum track to in the air tonight that are incorrect
who else vibin x
>got the cans in have you?>got a lot of them? Big amount of cans is it?>going to drink them then?Lads, how do I even respond to that
The female orgasm is a myth. Squirt is piss. In /brit/ we know these facts to be truth.
he peekin
>>219229625not mehad two beers and dont even feel itgoing to bed
>>219229631I've been drinking your moms piss then
>>219229631Feminine hands typed this post
>>219229600
mad how canada went from being universally considered the best country in the world to being regarded as a jeetified dystopian yankland in like 10 years
gfberg never lets me order booze off the apps and goes mental if i even suggest it. have to get all our booze in by 10pm from the local otherwise we're shit out of luck.
>>219229627well it would help if someone asked you those questions first daft paddy
>>219229627Post a picture of them x
>>219229665Japan next
>>219229660meltie
>>219229660the orlando asian mogger sends his regards
Ah yes, an MP4 that'll get me arrested for sure
i don't get it
>>219229676japan just voted the far right into power
wonder if the toilfu is thinking about me right now
using rorke's life support to mine crypto
>>219229699Canada did tootoo little too latejeets are already there
God save Quebec
>>219229699the same far right that has overseen the importation of jeets in the first place? lmao
no sad valentine postingsnot allowed
>>219229713>Canada did toowhen you go back to your timeline can I come with you
>>219229674I just asked myself them since I'm Billy No Mates, aren't I?>>219229675Mum said no x
what's the definition of far right
>>219229691
>>219229691wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of these
bet it feels good to kiss an foid :(
>>219229700probably wanking off to Mark Weston, who just won Team GBs first men's gold medal at the Winter Olympics since Torvill & Dean in 1984
Feels good being indian. Lotta scared timmies. We'll take good care of your women
>>219229713>Canada did toono they didn't lol, they were about to until Trump had a tantrum and torpedoed the Conservatives in Canada like a month before the election
>>219229733slingin food on dem ruowds star
>>219229691My brain immediately associates these coats with the smell of BO
>>219229746looks like mr robot
why dont they do mixed luge doubles thenthe man could slot into the woman for extra traction
>>219229754have you ever had a girlfriend
pscrimage (poo scream image)
>>219229755oh lol I forgot about that
now blondes are showing up everywhere on the internet, again (like on the int log, smoking a bong), I am thinking about her and just realizing that if I woke up paralysed due to some drug then idk wtf that when, that I woke up and was paralysed that she knew that I was going to do nothing when I woke up?
>>219229700women dont have the ability to think about whats not immediately in their vision
>>219229760corr imagine mixed skeletonprone bone style
>>219229768psc
We hate our women don't we lads
has anyone else noticed that despite my basic level of education i lack even the capacity to organise my thoughts such that when i type all that comes out are loosely connected and barely coherent ordered sets of words that in the end amount to nothing more than a question mark paraphrasing nothing?
>>219229726Why would you ask your mother?
>>219229513see, blondes
>>219229806we do!
>>219229806no?
dude im so high
>>219229811Cause mumberg pays for the internet
>>219229660now post the one of her getting raped after
kek timmies eating out prozzies
off to bed
>>219229836No she doesn't
rorke apologising for cumming on the prozzy's arse
womfy womfy womfywho else womfygot a wot noodlemommys shagging step daddywomfy womfy womfyim womfy
>>219229828Patriot. >>219229806Pinhead.
kek daquan sitting on the internetwhats he doing with that computer? lmao. lil monkey fella
>>219228484do tradesmen make bank in the UK or are they impoverished?
pissing CUM out of my SHITHOLE like a MAN
>>219229760Question is, which is rorke and which is leftypol
>>219229726Don't be shy you are a sexy sex girl baby
>>219229828See a bit if areola in this image. Better hope the janman doesn't have such a keen eye for these things as me
>>219229178Americans are such cattle for them evil corporations The amount of them who see 15 minute cities as some machiavellian plot as opposed to a matter of convenience is barmy.
im womfymax womfyeveryone at school hated meim a failurewomfy night tonightwomfy tomorrow
>>219229773Who is that /brit/
>>219229928You alright mate?
>>219229896
I too am womfy
okay im clicking "get CAPCHA" over and over again lol I hope this costs the servers money (not leaving a tip either LMAO) seems that half of the CAPCHA images (in base64) end in the same 2-3 chars, and the other half, the same
>>219229940God that's a cutie.
only poors, nonwhites and subhuman city dwellers use public transportationthis is a simple fact
>>219229946womfy?
>>219229940is it weird that i find this type of asian more attractive than the pale "cute" ones from japan and korea
>>219229980Okay but that still means we need public transport doesn't itUnless you want those mongs on bicycles on the road
female toilberg keeps on calling me "young man"bitch youre literally only 2 years older than me
having a wank not because I feel like it but because if I don't have it now I won't be able to fit in another before bed
/brit/ is faster
>>219229806no I'm actually extremely fond of them
one CAPTCHA please what will I do with it? nothing, for 30 seconds LOLhaha!CIA seething
>>219230013really hate these massive retards
>>219230013why did i get a stiffy watching this
>>219230013I need to suck his cock
>>219229858Well technically the dole does love
>>219230015Devilish
New>>219230035
>>219230028why must you be so mean to hossberg
(8) A LA NOCHE A NOCHE YEHHH (8)
>>219230040
>>2192300071 million little mexican fellas all believing this is a real woman
>>219229806nopull HHL's flaccid cock out of your whinging little mouth, fuck off back to /britfeel/, and hop back into your childhood bed - your mum can hear you wanking
