pest editionprev >>219225744
maybe not all of you have realized that Panos Cosmatos was guffawing all the way thru making his own Pest adaptation, Beyond The Black Rainbow
Anyone else feeling zesty tonight?
I’m not gay but I do like watching penises ejaculate.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAB8dNMoXZ0
i have this doomerish feeling.
buddy whatchu eatin on
sup ma ninjas
>>219232127Just found out about this reddit thread where this poor guy posted about his wife cheating on him. They told him to divorce her. He agreed. She then murdered their 2 children. It's real too, jews articles and everything.Reminder: you do not hate women nearly enough. No matter how much you hate them, it's not enough.
'roni 'za for tonight
WTF I’m a girl? I just magically transformed into a beautiful women?!?! This is so humiliating. I’m so embarrassed I think I’m gonna pee. Mmmph oh no no no no I’m peeing in my blue jeans and I’m all wet now ;_;
>96% of the people who have used Canada’s assisted suicide MAID program are white.
Swedish meatballs
>>219232272We call them negerbollar
im poor today
>>219232247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bWLC8MjJIQ
>>219232285>dasher tip: $1.31
>>219232283
I usually tip 2.50, they get paid for the delivery anyways
After they deliver the food I pull up grok and take photos of the food to get my refund
>>219232255Wouldn't mind having some of that
>>219232355Did you know in Sweden we don't tip???
Was trying to blow smoke rings and wifeberg said I look retarded
>>219232415What are you and your wife doing tomorrow?
>>219232287Hey Slovenia, whats up, I'm not big into choir music except for some Bulgarian folk stuff and random songs I've heard that I don't know the name of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0G1WrVt9g
>>219232399I thought in all of Europe they don't tip
>>219232261Man the worst part is he just took it all like a bitch. Redditors are truly such pussy betas. Imagine not torturing or at least killing that bitch. He just let the police come and arrest her. Them afterwards her family members bullied him, locked him out of the house with all his stuff in it, blocked him from visiting the grave where his children that got murdered by his bitch psycho ex-wife were buried. And he just took it all lying down. Imagine not killing her. Imagine not torturing and killing her entire extended family. Man.
>>219232421Coitus
>>219232430Not true, you tip if you like the service and you tip however much you feel like. I tip bartenders all the time if they are fast and notice me.
>>219232421Nothing, he only gets to watch
>>219232447
>>219232415Weed or cigarettes?
i go to restaurants pretending that im finnish with a rallienglanti accent so that i have an excuse for not tipping
friend sent $30 to buy beer
>>219232421Nothing really, we're having brunch (not the fancy kind just a quick bite) with my parents and then we have dinner reservations at our usual date place which is a slightly upper tier "chinese fusion" place
>>219232486What are you getting appetizer wise?
My brother's marriage blew up and my dad told me he was sorry for my generation and that I was better off just getting Thai hookers.That discussion was completely unprompted btw he was just thinking out loud.
>>219232485Grace Jones didn't have this kind of body tho she had that same black SS lieutenant face
>>219232285>$20 for slopjesus christ
>>219232514
>>219232506Interesting. We should organize a /cum/ trip to Thailand to bang some ladyboys.
any real jeets here? whats it like being a jeet and aware of western society?
>"Right-wing ideas are transgressive and are therefore interesting, and sexy. (...) the Right is more erotic than the Left, is more exciting than the Left. The Left is boring, the Left is extraordinarily grungy and erotically unexciting."
>>219232486no sex?
>>219232506my mother is this way she overshares her thoughts and doesnt realize how weird or rude it is
Billions of normies will be having copious amounts of sex tomorrow while we're sitting here. It's NOT FAIR
>>219232531you know they only could have topped that by casting Ben Gazzara
>>219232567I think the cast was perfect, they used to show this a lot when I was a kid, channels here used to buy C tier american movies because the rights were cheap. Have you seen this one? I've probably seen it 5-6 times.
>>219232533I'd be down unironically, I've already been once to do exactly that.
>>219232602yeah Robert Vaughn is a fucking legend, it's a must watch
>>219232485this nigga look like a poop
Canada gold medal status?
>>219232630Sweden owned them
>>219232562hang in there bud
>>219232505No idea, probably these fried pepper things and the shrimp chips which is our normal order but I let her choose>>219232542The sex is implied
>>219232540if a jeet were actually here he would be integrating into local anglo canadian culture quite a bit more than 99% of jeetsjeets stick to their own social media and maybe facebook if that
>>219232682birth control status?
>>219232617Yeah, great movie. I used to be scared of Grace Jones as a kid lol. Lot of Van Damme and 80/90s Eric Roberts movies on that channel. I remember one where Van Damme has a twin brother who fucks his gf and it's a whole thing.
>>219232703She's infertile which is why she accepts living with a manchild
>>219232730also, watch The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie
>>219232745wtf. dont you want kids?
Hello
>>219232752Will put it in the "to watch" list.
Just coom'd. Should I now drink?
>>219232780hola senor
>>219232765Not really
Let’s have an estrogen taking contest. Let’s all become women with boobies.
>>219232792What are you drinking?
>>219232540If I were a jeet born and raised in the west id probably wanna kill myself lmao. Jeets managed to become more hated than niggers in a matter of 6-7 years.
>>219232792Replenish with semen, it's only logical
>>219232849Wodka
>>219232794hola
>>219232789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlMcIpSiDG4
>>219232910Is this slav-reggae?
Tonight I’m gonna get high and probably drunk too. Tomorrow I will go back to being a healthboy and lifting weights and other shit like that.
>>219232935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XGDRIFhvasit's more likely than you think
i like your nooks and crannies
Is twin peaks good?
>>219232910>Jah Division Thought it was gonna bee a reggae cover band lol, gotta offered to smoke tonight but refused, kind of regret it a bit. Russian reggae, interesting...you know this band 5nizza, I think they had lots of reggae elements, a girl from high school was a big fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3cAOYqQXEg
>>219232986Nah. Incel shit
what is your secret?
tooth still hurts lol thats it im dead
climbing the corporate ladder is quite the experiencecolleagues will be your friend one day and your enemy the next, and then your friend again a day or a week laterthe people that really hate you, they're the most superficially polite because they know saying hi first is a power move
>>219232986Definitely. Very weird show.
>>219233006I'm deeply closeted
>>219232506>getting marriedNo offense, but is your brother mentally deficient or something? Why would anyone do such a thing?
>>219233037bruh
>>219232988my god that is smooth
>>219233069I ain't comin' out though...
I’ve already told all my deepest darkest secrets to 4chan many many times. It’s an interesting thing about this place. Sometimes an anon will tell you who they really are. Or maybe it’s just another shitpost.
>>219232869>Jeets managed to become more hated than niggers in a matter of 6-7 years.I think their biggest problem is just their sheer number. There's just way, way, too fucking many of them. Like holy fuck there's so many Indians. In small doses a lot of things can be overlooked or ignored to some extent, but with them it's like, there's millions and millions and millions of them. It makes every little minor negative trait get multiplied x a billion which is enough to destroy any patience anyone had
>>219233056He was bald and overweight and settled for a fat woman who was nice to him and baked him cookies. So I think he assumed she would be the same nice woman post-marriage as pre-marriage. Her personality flipped and she's being weird and unreasonable in a lot of different ways.
>>219233070I like that guitar beach vibe sound
>>219233085i'd rather be gay than handle all those performatively feminine Balkan girls, and by that I don't mean most Slovenian girls, but those tanned Serbian-like girls with the leopard-print dress, I'm not like that at all
Gonna watch Can't Hardly Wait (1998) after I drink a few beers and smoke a joint
>>219232556>how weirdcan you give us some examples
>marriage badIncel thread
>>219233140>Serbian-like girls with the leopard-print dressThis is my sworn enemy, I don't like them and they don't like me cause they see I don't like them, but not all girls here are like that, I love our girls.
>>219233142I am watching 3:10 to Yuma (1957) and so far I like it more than the remake
Apparently hassidic jews know a way for section 8 to pay for their mortgage
>>219232395just take some
In my settlement agreement I told my lawyer to include the right to make memes, such as 'jaks, image macros, and others such humorous images or videos relating to the dispute and he said it was not a good idea.
>>219233164idk really what the payoff for men is in 2026The only guys who are in marriages nowadays are totally beaten down and pussywhipped
A girl I like asked for a movie recommendation so I gave her one and she texted me later and said the guy watched it with really liked it
>>219233207delet her number
satan isnt real even doe all the most rich and powerful people torture and eat children for some reason
>>219233147one day she randomly said that she wish she had adopted children in need from an impoverished country instead of giving birth to us because of like some personal sense of charity and concern for climate change, we weren't arguing she just randomly said it one day like it was a normal thing to say to your children, i was like 13 years old
>>219233205bullshit. only way to have kids in a respectable fashion
Should I take steroids?
>>219233229Jesus Christ man, what have they done to women in western countries...
>>219233147she also sometimes describes her sex life and even said she was engaging in sex tourism when she went to cuba with her friends
>>219233243take your meds, not your steroids, schizo
>>219233243if you want to be gay and die yea
>>219233243>incel-ebrity-clavicular-booted-fashion-121201664[1].jpg
>>219233239Sure, ideally we would have kids. But those kids are often being raised in broken homes and becoming ipad kids. And even forming a family doesn't seem to be happening until very late, couples have 1 or 2 kids. And it's stubborn and happens anywhere where feminism has taken hold. I think it's really a matter of survival that incels are able to role back some women's rights.
>>219233261Slovenia there's a Bulgarian band I always mean to share with you but I forget. I've drank beers with some of them a few times and have seen them live a bunch, you might dig them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kpzWVqtZhM
there was a girl that was killed in that shooting who was a big time anime fan
>>219233252is she hotactually I'd rather not knowgo on
Dating is an exercise in torture. Becoming a normie was a mistake.
>>219233290you know a lot of you Slavic ethnicities have this bagpipe-driven modern folk. I don't even know of any such project here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuXcBP98Cz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFXypUqBItM
>>219233318well she's really old now and she has a voice like marge's sisters from smoking
>>219233326I exclusively dated japanese exchange students in college shit was cash
I don't know what to tell ya bud
>>219232613Gross
im just an incel, there aint no dating, there aint no friends, theres nothing
>>219233343Thai hookers are cleaner than the women on tinder
>>219233328We have lots of it, tell me what you think...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IK0ZrMtOY0
>>219233337Dating a Japanese girl only sounds appealing becuase they're cute and attractive. I wouldn't want to get into a relationship that has a built in expiration date.
>>219233332by god that's the ticket
Women are just attractionslop.
>>219233359I don't care if it's the most sanitized butthole on the planet. You still fucked a man's ass and that's gross.
I sat next to a cute girl today and we didnt get a chance to talk and she left before I did. Many such cases. Sad!
>>219233398Men are irredeemably unclean? I don't understand this argument.
porkshops for supp[er
>>219233392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Wc7eW2Ckg
>attractionslopY'all need fresh air ffs
>>219233439Looks good
>>219233439who dat?
i could be sitting next to a cute girls for 12 hours straight and i wouldnt talk to her
>>219233373but chinese babies are cute
>>219233332I could say I didn't know Russian listened to the Pentangle but I have for 20 years and I'm Slovenian and this is exactly what more a Pentangle fan would want
>>219233439Nice sear, doesn't look overcooked, good job.
>>219233452fianceeberg
>>219233439Married? Looks awesome. This is the life I aspire to. Quiet dinner by candlelight with my love
>>219233439Based iphone poster
>>219233453WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy
>>219233467so which anon are you? i think i know of 3 married anons
I don't even want sex I just want to hold someone again
Fresh off a 3 day what's up
>>219233467Based. Take notes, incels.
>>219233494Talking about whether its better to get married or fuck thai ladyboys
you could still boot a computer from floppy disks at 2pm on a tuesday if you're unemployed
>>219233494We took molly and it just kicked in...
Refuse to watch Ryan Murphy slop. I don't care how good everyone says it is
>>219233487I'm the one who occasionally posts pictures of my dinners in /brit/ /cum/ and formerly /deutsch/
>>219233332of course if you haven't heard the Slovenian addition to psych folk then by all meanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzi-w0ylx1c
Worked temporarily with this girl the last two days and I could tell that she liked me. She laughed way too much at stuff I said that wasn't even that funny and was hanging around at the end of the day today in a way I could tell she was hoping for me to ask her out or get her number, but I didn't go for it. I'm not falling for an HR trap.
>>219233506Nice, gonna groove to some nice goa trance as you trip?
>>219233525incel
>>219233525AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like the womens jiggly and squishy bodies but they won’t let me touch ;_;
>>219233525She didn't deserve you king
if youre shy long enough you become stone cold, you wouldnt know about that though
>>219233531It's too early for Trance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IIHexu5Yys
>>219233513doesnt ring a bell. the married anons i know are: the anon who has a wife from brazil, catholic anon, anon with infertile wife
>>219233534I wish.>>219233539That's how I felt resisting. I beat the psyop though.>>219233552Thanks homie
>>219233562you just gotta come out of your anemone and jizz on some eggs
>>219233572what psyop bro, are you fucking with me?>>219233569these stories are ridiculous...
>>219233578Agree except science is not real
>>219233583The honeypot plot to get me an HR violation.
>>219233578I remember I had a neighbor with one of these signs and they put tape over no human is illegal
>>219233566I've recently become an eastern orthodox catechumen if that's of any interest to your anonwatching list
strawberry ramune and cobalt gum are a flavor combo to be reckoned with
>>219233618ill add you to my list.
>>219233618based>>219233607why would they do that? I mean America is so crazy they might be doing that but I doubt it.
a lot of my neighbors have stuff on their balconies but i never see them outside using it
Instead of dealing with my problems, I'm going to order some goyslop, do some drugs, get drunk, and watch movies all night.
>>219233525>temporarilythats not quite shitting where you eatmaybe farting
>>219233709he should go back
>>219233569BORING
I have to post a few things right here:>I’m a sexmoney millionaire >Dickmoney dollars for gold>Smoking exclusively the finest cheese>Monkeywater replaced my cock>Blew my cock off with chinese fireworks
How do you feel about the works of Cees Nooteboom
>>219233709good thing I'm an asian fetishizer
>>219233709really fink diss is a strawmannic conflation assuming that not wanting immigration is about racialistically not wanting other cultures as opposed to simply wanting to be selective about immigration for some perceived economic or social benefit of the country as a whole.silly to fink that anti-immigration is about not wanting hi(sp)an(ic)s or (paki)stanis and their foods in the nation
not just the illegals but the legals too
Momberg's going to Costco.
>>219233747Deez Nutzhahgoteem
>>219233747is that the guy who Zaphod screwed over to get The Heart Of Gold?
and the beagles and the eagles and the buick regals
>>219233649Obviously I don't think it was a setup, but it's still a trap either way. Not supposed to make moves on other employees in the workplace.>>219233692Good point, but wasn't sure about taking that risk. My supervisor that had my back is gone and I don't trust the new one.
I have a really strange texture of hair that feels neither straight, wavy nor curly, I don't see anyone else with hair like mine, it's chaotic, looks like an eldritch abomination, and defies gravity magically, like it is nearly 8 inches long and it's still growing upwards.
>>219233777ask her to pick me up a hot dog and pop
>>219233794Is there such policy in the company?
Hello friends, friday night innit?
whom /retard/?
Is pootube broken for anyone else or just me?
>>219233826what that really is is a case of narcissism and that has a way of leading to self-regard, abuse, rape, genocide and the scouring of the earth
>>219233881I wish I had the balls to rape and kill.
>>219233858Hello, it's almost morning here>>219233879Youtube and my adblockers have been battling it out for a couple of weeks now, makes everything slow, I'm not giving in.
>>219233858>5:45 Friday night If it was summer it would be mid afternoon.
we wtahcing a movie boys
>>219233832They keep the policy purposely vague enough so that you're at the mercy of whatever they feel like doing.
anyone try that canadian dental care plan? It's a little late but I need this fucking tooth out of my head now
>>219233945i applied a while ago and still haven't gotten an answer back
>>219233929That's really unfortunate. A lot of people get married here that work together. I have two couples at my work but we are not a corporation or anything like a big company.
>>219233945It's helped my mom out a lot. She started having a bunch of problems with her teeth and gums a year or two ago and without the plan she wouldn't have been able to afford to see the periodontist.
Snacking on some nachos burrito tacos locus supreme from tacobell while watching superbowl highlights, what ya'll doin?
>>219234043Gonna jerk off and watch YouTube until I pass out
>>219234059Ya'll see the bad bunny performance? It was the bees knees I tell you what!
>>219234043endlessly downloading music, sorting it, playing the lambada with it...
I stopped watching porn because I cared more about the plot than the sex.
>>219234043Not many highlight worthy plays this year
>>219234119I jerk off to ASMR
I watch amateur porn.
I make my own amateur porn
>>219233951Yeah I can't see it happening in a timely manner. I either need to save up the cash and get it pulled or hurry up and get the job I'm looking at with dental lol>>219234004That's good to hear. I know a few people I'm going to turn onto this program. Hope it works out
>>219234160Can I watch?
Had a bad dream now I'm on the toilet farting up a storm
>>219234184Nah, it would be very inappropriate and shitty to share it.
>talking to coworker who is 28 sometimes >Yeah I just got off the phone with my girl...>She's a old mom not trying to be weird but I don't really date younger womenWtf bros, was he fucking with me why would someone share this with another personHe said it with a straight face though so it didn't seem like he was fucking around
I feel in the mood to play wizard 101 again I haven't touched the game since December but I will hold off till maybe April or May
>I have a really strange texture of hair that feels neither straight, wavy nor curly, I don't see anyone else with hair like mine, it's chaotic, looks like an eldritch abomination, and defies gravity magically, like it is nearly 8 inches long and it's still growing upwards.
>>219234192tell me about your dreami'll interpret it for you
>>219234225*28 something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2JOa3nAaC8top ambassadors to sweden:1. Japan2. Mexico
>>219234250What did you think of kwab god?
>>219234225ywnbaw
>>219234272never heard of
>>219233945I have it now but haven't used it yet
>>219234292Do you date a mommy?
I /cum/ from a land down under
>>219234225Sounds like a freak
>>219234311I'm also 28 and dating women younger than me is weird.
we live in the timeline where if normies see your weird ass computer UI they assume it's android instead of some weird h4X0r virus shit
Been watching tiktok videos about leftists literally crying while watching the bad bunny halftime show then somebody translating the lyrics and its just him singing about pimping hoes and licking assholes lolthe left consists of people so stupid they shouldn't legally be allowed to vote
do zoomers call millennial women aunt?
>>219234326why? what have they done to you in America?
>>219234341
>>219234326He specifically emphasized he only dates old moms. If he just meant he dates someone a few years older he wouldn't have emphasized old
>>219234361>Built for EBT
Fumbled a 6'3 woman
>>219234347Women 18-28 are still too immature. That's the modern Amerikkka.>>219234363Single moms tend to be clingy. Maybe he likes that.
CANADA CAUGHT CHEATING AT THE OLYMPICSFUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!
Zoomer chicks who are like 19-24 crave millennial men in their early 30s.
>>219234397i've never found tall women attractive.i like a short and squat woman with roomy hips.
>>219234400That's a big generalization, not that men are that mature at that age.
my gf is 25 and im 35we started dating when she was 21
>>219234420
>>219234406What the fruit loops why did they allow this?
>>219234418She was wearing 3 inch heels towering over me and I was so nervous I couldn't keep it together. Gonna regret it for the rest of my life. You go months without seeing anyone close to that height.
>>219234420Hot.
>>219234440Somebody pointed it out and he started chimping the FUCK out! Canadians have no class at all
>>219234412>>219234420currently 25, I'd date an 18 chick. fair and square.
Tall women are hot, when i was in the Netherlands I interacted with some, definitely would.
>>219234400it's just that he emphasized old if someone tells me they like old moms im picturing like a middle aged woman not like a 30-35 year old
>>219234460nothing wrong with that
>>219234419True. In the past men would generally mature around 24. I'd say both genders are the same now.>>219234469Why not ask him?
There's this tall ass scrawny chinese lady dropping off her kids at daycare I always come accross when heading to work. Would not.
Saw a sesame seed in my poo today.
how many pillows do you have on your bed?i have four. one for my head, one for my right arm, one for my left arm, and one for between my legs.
I neglected to looksmax and now my life is over
>>219234497I don't talk about sex with coworkersMy instinct is to just respond with as little as possible until they shut up
i want to be an astronaut when i grow up.
>>2192345262 sometimes 3 depends on how I fall asleep, I do the pillow between the legs if I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep on my side.
>>219234555You don't have to talk about sex to ask what he means by older moms.
Everyone on twitter is now an expert at curling
Wait a minute, reddit has been telling me this was the most viewed superbowl halftime show of all time... but doesn't half time show viewership usually go UP instead of taking a 20% dive??Wow... really makes you think...
>>219234526Two. One for my head, and one to hug while I sleep. I need smth to hug, like I need someplace to put my arms cause I always sleep on my side.
Fans of Philip K. Dick's writings are known as dickheads.
Post tits, foid.
>>219234594I want to do a bump of coke with ijustine
Yeeeeeaaaaah I’m thinkin’ you should just go right ahead and milk me longstyle
>>219234628@Slovenia
>>219234628Me. I'm a Dickhead.
>>219234585It was weird so I preferred to just end the conversation . What kind of person brings something up like that out of the blue to a coworker, just seemed weird
>>219234631Judging by the writing style, it's the foid that was mad that her bf ran away after she cut him with her nails during sex.
grippen contract cancelled
>>219234668No, that was a tranny erp. Spinny was the last female that posted here.
Used the laser pointer and got kitty kot to chase the laser around the house >:)
>>219234653Maybe he's just a weird dood.
>>219234704Always fun
Is it so hard to believe females post on /int/?
>>219234717yeah
Philip K Dick seems to be a popular author worth discussing on here. Suits me fine, I've been a fan of his since high school.
>>219234717no, i've interacted with some
>>219234717Depends on how loose your definition of female is.
bitch
>>219234717why would they?
>>219232127test
yeah you laughin'niggas won't be laughin' when you get lit right the fuck up doe believe thatstr8 upniggas STEADY talkin shit til they get got
I threw some pottery today. They turned out decent, though a couple of them had some thin walls. They'll likely get through the kiln alright.
took and bath then finished the last papa johns brownies
Test
why not just do ether
>>219234767Do you want to do a ghost remake with me?
>>219234767Where? You go to a class or?
>>219234788that was so romantic
>>219234797There's a workshop near me. I pay a monthly membership to use the equipment, clay, and glaze.
Pakimaxxing
New:>>219234829
>>219234816Nice, you got any pics, I love clay everything for cooking. Got two big pots.
>>219235309>>219235309>>219235309new
