purchase a pullup bar and begin training pullups edition
>Criticism as Reform UK-led Derbyshire County Council approves tax riseright
Emma Watson subedition
>>219240555turns out you cant do much when youre legally obligated to pay £10k per spacker per year on taxi fees
Bunch of 7 year old girls doing football training next to me in the park
the halloween 'stume
owbout dat pwix faishe when he saw da gyatt
WE are STILL winning boysgod save the king and provide donald duck many many burger
>>219240458can not fathom the volume of cvp today
>>219240649why do you think about black penis so much
>>219240594need an unemployed gf
>>219240641relevance to british culture?
>>219240641year 4
>>219240662you are weird
>>219240641please just fucking have sex rorke its not that hard PLEASE
John Cleese responding to /b/tards
>>219240684He isn't a rorke he's just your bog-standard /pol/-dwelling incel
>>219240679sup yodie
>>219240577At this point our only recourse is for underground vigilantes to go on spacker killing sprees
Feel like I should go out and do something just have no idea what exactly
just had a wank and now the left side of my brain hurtsis this some sort of valentine's day karma bullshit or am i having a stroke?
>>219240711i want off this timeline
You can just go to google images and search something like onlyfans leak and see vagina and boobies but without verifying your age so why isn't the uk government suing google?
>>219240742https://www.gov.uk/contact/govukStop being a coward.
>>219240649imagine allat cvp dropping on the gherkin then flooding the streets below
>>219240742google is protected by daddy trump
>>219240715do you really think supporting russia is a non rorkean positionfar-right, anti-west, incredibly edgy, only autists on the fringes are really into it (especially like four years in)
>>219240752I don't want to support the OSA which only serves to restrict our freedom and access to information. I was just wondering why Google is exempt but something like 4chan which is less popular is getting targeted
>>219240545I'll just use the monkey bars at the local playground and save myself the money
>>219240784oi, tankies are into it too
>>219240792Some of us can't do that for various reasons
hundreds of thousands of katy hymens gon be snapped today by bantu, igbo and coolie thugs
Did you get bullied by your hot Italian cousin?
me? pooing.
you're nobody 'til somebody loves yaand that somebody is mei love you
>>219240829x
>>219240819based
>>219240711roaring
>>219240797prefer to forget those types exist for my own sanity
doing some wrongthink
might do a wrongwank
where can i get some frog-tech? i need some massive gains
was watching bbc porn last night, i never cease to be awestruck by the size and destructive powers of their mambas
the world is so big and i am so smallit's all out of my control
watching the valentines-day-themed porn
chopped man epidemic
love that tiny fella from the fallout show who does the kubrick stare to everyone
Figure skating is actually pretty cool, albeit quite gay when men do it
>>219240711Not really. He didn’t read that massive wall of text, just responded to the tweet by some christfaggot whinging about Christ being mocked
aliens would be impressed by bbcs
idgaf about niggas idgaf about hoes
>>219240873there's something mesmerising about an oiled veined bbc sliding into a white woman that just makes you fixate on it more than the girl
>>219240899>>219240906i think you might have spent too much time on the computer
>>219240711he's just back-pedalling because he feels like he's contributed to the death of britain (which he has)
do I have to go to the library to get a library card or can I register for one online
mad how ching chongs existed before europeans were even in europe
>>219240918oooo 'ello x
anyone ever bought anything off facebook marketplace?Don't like the idea of meeting someone face to face and having to make small talk. Just want to collect my item then be on my way.
well that didn't work out as intended
remember when john cleese shilled for the lib dems lol
>>219240930Home gibbonfacedfreakensis
>>219240711>humorpost written by a foreign cunt so i dont care
>>219240964cared enough to respond ;)
bbc is the most popular porn genre BY FAR. it's a global juggernaut. people who try to downplay the power and influence of bbc are copers.
>>219240921>he's contributed to the death of britainwhat a hysterical reaction to guy who wrote comedies
does anyone want to beta test my app
>>219240931my timing was a mistake, but now i see it was a happy little accident xx
scientists at harvard university have reconstructed 3 model of hour julius ceasar might have looked
>>219240978and yet, its undeniable
>>219240974solely liking black cocks is bizarre behaviour when men of all races can (and often do) have giant williesyou're either just a closeted fag who likes black guys or you're just racist and you like the artificial taboo your mind conjures up im a literal fag and even we aren't into this shit
>>219240996caesar was a pajeet?
interesting how this got memoryholed
>>219241006jews brought it into the zeitgeist
need a midwest gf
>>219240996julius caesar delivered my starbucks the other day
>>219241006are you a top gay or a bottom gay?
>>219241006lol bender boy bender boy
>>219240996always knew ancient rome was indonesian
>>219241018This was me though
>anyone who disagrees with reality is a /pol/ incelyes not just coping schizophrenia it's okay im sure Ukrainians arent freezing to death right now or getting yanked off the streets and thrown into vans
>>219241005no, it's very deniable banning comedy would be the death of britain
>>219241030come find out x
>>219241006visually there's something about it >>219240906and no, it's not homosexuality. i have no interest in going near any cock. all hetero porn shows dick.
>>219241040how are those frontlines moving Ivan?
>>219241058>no, it's not homosexuality>there's something mesmerising about an oiled veined bbcit's 2026 man for fucks sake just get grindr downloaded no one gives a shit anymore
join the armyfight for your countrytravel the world
>>219241058watching "hetero" porn makes you gay
bbcs know how to deal with pussy wh*te bois are more awkward
i don't have a middle namedoes that make me a runt
>>219241072forward
>>219241077watched a load of hetero anal porn and got a kink for it not even bent but ended up debasing myself and fucking a crossdresser up the arse to see what it was like because i couldn't find a girl into it
neighbour is on ozempic
muzzies in the gym are always such arrogant faggotsthrowing their weights when they finish a set, constantly flexing in the mirror, they're always the ones doing boxing shit in the gym when everyone else doesn't bother because they know how cringe it isthey're so fucking annoying
The average level of mental illness in here has skyrocketed in recent years. Literally years of near daily posts about black penis. Before the internet you'd scrawl this stuff on walls and it'd be seen when the police did a welfare check and you'd (rightfully) be locked up and lobotomized.
getting blackout drunk in tel aviv and waking up with your foreskin missing
happy valenpoo's day
Frozen pie in the airfryer, beer out the fridgeCooking time ETA 45 mins, need to be properly soused by that time to get the most enjoyment out of the pieHaven't planned my life ahead this far in yearsfuck it I'm gonna put the other pie in too
>>219241088got 3 menot even a tarq
>>219241075I didn't make the post I quoted, but it's not automatically gay to describe a penis awe and admiration is not the same as gayness. I assume that gays want the dick near to them. I just like watching it slide inside white pussy.
Jap curry is fucking rubbish
as a pakistani man i take advantage of white peoples sympathy and empathy white brits are so easy to manipulate, especially white womenthey throw themselves at you just because youre brown out of some weird sense of sympathy for brown people and immigrants just to show how "good of a person" they arebrown britain 2050
>>219241126WOOF!
>>219241126jewess ripping on that old anaconda tv show
>>219241131the very spicy stuff is pengers
>>219241118genuinely don't even know how to categorise you then i doubt you have a single drop of normal healthy human sexuality left in you at this point. serial killer shit i'd say quit the porn before it's too late but i think the damage is done in your case
>>219241131All Asian food is rubbish90% of it is just noodles and beans soaked in noodles-and-beans flavoured water
>>219241134how could this possibly happenwhat would convince people to turn on their own race and country?
live the jews meisrael more like BASEDraelamarite?
gonna watch some anime
didn't really like angela anaconda, i found it weird and unfunnylater i find out all the writers for that show were jewish
>>219241131it's nice but you can't treat it like an Indian curryfor me the key to a good jap curry is lots of carrots and potatoesand you need to put in garlic, ginger, chillis, and chocolateif you just use the curry blocks by themselves it will be mid yeah
>>219241187*flicks a coin through a nearby open window so you dive out after it and slams it shut behind you*
>>219241160how many combined views does bbc bmwf porn have? we must be talking close to a trillion
What are your fetishes?
>>219241214Commodities and the secrets thereof
>>219241214prefer not to say
>>219241192that kitchen is fucking filthy
>>219241214penis in the vagina
>>219241210i'm not taking part in your fucking serial killer wank rituals on here mate just go jerk off and be done with it you weird cunt
>>219241191Sister used to watch that programme and it shit me up every timeDeranged art direction for a kid's programme
>>219241214
Found a Facebook page titled "Indians of Adelaide" or something and I thought it would be full of Indians complaining about racism or sharing indian memes or something but it's all Indians offering other Indians jobs and rentalsI feel like if you made a Facebook page called Brits of Adelaide and used it as a platform to ensure the people you are offering jobs and houses to are the same race as you you'd get in troubleThat's my chud post for the day I don't normally do that but I do want Indians to get out of my country and especially my city please thanks x
sucking an earl grey
>>219241214big boobs and incest
>>219241214conscripting Ukrainians to fight in proxy wars
>>219241214people being ripped apart by horses
>>219241227I actually put effort into cleaning it, it's just that the other 3 people who live there do absolutely nothing
might buy a bed (single)
>Sir Keir Starmer: Vote Reform or Green and risk warthe fire rises
valentine's chcolates used to come in these cute boxes decorated with ribbons and artificial roses
404 BRITISH CULTURE: NOT FOUND
>>219241251>brit posters actually go outside >take pictures of trees and grass because its somehow a marvel to themaverage brit poster
>>219241293Fuck off did he actually say that
got mental health today
>>219241300To start: don't tell me to fuck off before asking a question. Cheers.
>>219241291I got a queen size bed so my dog can have half to herselfshe only sleeps in my bed in the winter so I look forward to winter every year
>>219241256c'mon lad they wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so completely and utterly insufferable to be around in literally every possible way
>>219241316Get off the vent or I'll have you bent
>>219241320:3x
>>219241320UM x
>>219241251very pretty, i'm jealous
be ok
>>219241297trees are a marvel
>>219241307Waaa heyyy mental health lad
>>219241293war where?you mean like gaza, ukraine, Venezuela or iran, all supported by kiddy fiddling kier?
>>219241328i found a ring in 'ere last night
>>219241320feel like dogs would stink up the bed quick
just got a massive wank by the missus
got a single incelbed but my cat sometimes sleeps on the pillow next to my head
Mars bars
grinding to upgrade my satchel in red dead 2 x
>>219241353I don't notice itDoesn't mean it doesn't stink but it's not like anyone else is gonna be in it
>>219241214TightsBrother/Sister incest (blood relation only, no step-siblings)TeethNursesZombie girls but its rare outside of 2dSlime girls and insect girls
>>219241354massive wank for a massive wanker
>Farage: No concerns over Reform UK treasurer being named in Epstein filesrorke now supports rape gangs
>>219241362fried in huge vats of vegetable oil
>>219241383nigga jerking off to bugs and slime
>>219241214been wanking to WMAF for almost a decade now
might eat some crunchy nut
>>219241391Right...
>>219241383t. haven't been outside in years absolutely howling at you
>>219241399True>>219241410Untrue I went to sports direct yesterday
>>219241406plenty of nuts right here (in this thread)
>>219241354well i just had a wank to lovely lilith
>>219241214Erotic hypnosis
>>219241406clusters?
imagine wanking with nickelodeon slime
you guys are gross
apple and mars bar sandwich
Discussing each other's fetishes like a bunch of prime weirdos?
>>219241466*licks my hand and smears your face with it*
English folk musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfGJTRCMRLk
>>219241432used to listen to quite a bit back in the day but too much of it is of poor qualitywho do you enjoy?
>>219241468prude detected
don't have any fetishes me
>>219241474Not listening to it. I mean control of women.
might get some chickpea and lentil stew with some olive and oregano sourbread
>>219241468ewww sex is yucky!!! bluergh!!!!
watching videos where black americans react to out of context clips from old british sitcoms
Sir Dogpilled Appreciator
>>219241480ah fair enough, I shouldn't have assumed.
one time the gf cried during sex but made me keep goingngl it was very very hot
>>219241475>>219241485unironically, sex. grow up
>>219241486saw one where a fat black lass watched bernard manning. pretty good
>>219241473same melody as 'when the king enjoys his own again'
>>219241451its women made out of slime and they can morph and are slightly translucent if aliens are real I hope they're like that
>>219241493this never happened did it
>>219241475>>219241485Perverts
>>219241486ayyyYOOOOOOOOOO dis nigga just fell through the muhfuckin BAR shits wild
>>219241484This faggot is wearing two scarves lmfao
>>219241514Sir Topcomment Pilferer
>>219241517you are seriously mentally unwell
>>219241523
>>219241539???
>>219241542Aren't we all?
thinking about slime girls
clussy hit different yo
>>219241531a dommy special
>>219241542actually it's quite normal for men to have fantasies though
>>219240813mmmhmm dey snappin' 'n' spannin' crodieI hear the quick taps echoing around the dark streets of london (and the white ones too) x
finally managed to pull out the rod from the ground. looked up a guide on the internet that said that you need to a wrap wire tightly around the base of the rod, put a log near it and use some other rod to hook up the wire and use it as a lever to pull it up
>>219241596yeah about being wanked off by fit nurses not wanking to sludge and ooze
>>219241594why is he dressed like badly drawn boy
Yipee, all my friends are on /brit/ today - and it's a good one!
>>219241219work at shell, medo you have any questions about the industry?
>>219241612slave to the oppressive society that wants to control your fantasiesnot me, my fantasies are as fantastical as they should be
>>219241594the night timeis the right timeto fight crime
>>219241608Rod Steward over here
>>219241644Which is thicker: blood or oil?
>>219241655haha
going to fizz up some water then play some cyberpunk
>>219241651actual legit schizo right here boyskek
having sex with a woman later. pic unrelated
>>219241644do you feel bad for the ecological collapse
>>219241671worse combat than skyrim
>>219241671you are extremely mentally unwell
Just sneezed
>>219241607When did you break up with your girlfriend?
off to use the multi faith room for my other faith activities
>this guy posting on 4chan while hes inside a woman
feeling especially blackpilled and furious today
The Man from the Daily Mail is a perfectly accurate account of Ireland
>>219241656oil>>219241687yhwe were actually big into clean energy until recently though
>>219241721hello yesi too am an unborn child still in the womb
>>219241697nothing wrong with skyrim combat
>>219241722ktim
>>219241706quick tapquick snapkaty girl got backbig batty get slappedplap plap plapyeah she under attack
not going out today i dont want to so
>>219241607mmhmmsup crodie
>>219241683
>>219241726~30% of melbourne looks identical to this
>>219241724How'd you get the gig
>>219241756>>219241755you are extremely mentally unwell
how old are you my pretty little misshow old are you my honey
>>219241762mmhmm like dat
>>219241776grad programme after doing chem eng at uni
Keir in this very thread trying to dissuade you from enjoying a sultry woman shaped glob of slime
hope we all have great times having sex with our wife / girlfriend later, since today is the day when we should definitely be having sex with our wife / girlfriend
>>219241798A potent mixture
>>219241785
>>219241806was giving you shit for this but 1000% would
feeling poopilled. feeling shitemaxxed
sex sex SEX with scotch girls
>>219241762>moderm musicsounds like the type ape noise shite youd hear blasting from some mixed race chavs ford focus on a council estate
>>219241762tight bars crodiespittin nun but factsspoke to yodie he'll join us soon
>>219241836Double plus good
>>219241767>>219241791she gettin' the small boat valetine special xthey're on our shores and in our women (well, girls)
>>219241851yuhh just composed it rn cracka thx
>>219241762Break up was that bad yeah?
>>219241857dude its like the book
>>219241853thxthe belgian comes den we ridebut I got a date with katy first crodie x
>>219241775grimmersat least you have sunny weather
fuck me, I think I just had the best peach ever
Katies inspecting their friend's cvp left deposited on cronem's t-shirt around his abdominal area
got the asmr on
are you hyped for the new season of "teen mum uk" on mtv?me ? yesrewatched geordie shore like 5 times now
like this post if you're having sex later
>>219241901I'm bookmaxxed
>>219241915dats gud cuzsnap a valentine katie
neck sounds great
Oopsies haha
im 1 hp from death in silent hill with no healing items...
good day for business if youre a prostitute id imagine
>MTV is still a thing
just keep breathin and breathin and breathin and breathin
just seen a grown man with a backpack, what is happening to this country
cronemposting mongoloids
:)
>>219242043:(
splarfing all over my thinkpad keyboard
leftymong taking it up the wrong hole to own the reformfashies
dude its just like 1984 haha*hits the dystopian soma*
popping to the shop, you want anything?
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion,Upset stomach, diarrhoea
>>219242085grow up
>>219242085biscoff egg please
>>219242085yeah get us a packet of pizza shapes haha cheers mate i'll pay you back tomorrow
>>219242085cornetto
rorkes 98 year old nan coming out as nonbinary
>>219242100MAAAAAAATE, that's what I was going for
>>219242085The inexpressable lack if you will
haven't bought anything off the internet in two monthsthere's nothing to buy
>>219242085can I have some sweets please
really fancy playing botw, don't have a switch or gaymen pc
cvp?
>>219242085bag of skips and a double decker please lad
>>219242138it's shite unless you like half baked minecraft gameplay
>>219242085long weight please mate, you'll have to ask them at the counter
>>219242138Can't play it then, oh well. Maybe you can step outside and bore real life people with your drab musings?
>>219242149corrrr
never could get into No Man's Sky
Hasn't the cronem poster been outed as that mentally ill lurch The Book Club?
>>219242153sent the new guy out to get a "fat cock rammed up my anus" the other day haha
>>219242152corr might play the 'raft, /brit/ server when?
>>219242160sent that dull vagrant back to the respawn point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWqTym2cQU
I can't make threads
>>219242186if they let me join not a single one of you would escape unraped
>>219242186/britfeel/ has one. It's a /britfeel/ sort of a game, see. Go over there and join theirs.
NEW>>219242206>>219242206>>219242206
just don't understand this tracey emin art
