Prime edition
poo smells lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBRMUWs8ij4
>>219260039
celery lime juice I made yesterday was great but it's already tasting strange now
calling me raped is a bit of an understatementthe truth is I've been utterly GAPED
Would suck a mile of black cock to have a single crumb of a her year old dried poo.
Listening to Jay Dyer helps me deal with my unnatural urges.
>prime 4 was dogshit
>>219259067sum real shit
the valentines day playthrough
rarity
lentwanker loves his lent
nth for the gyaldem
>>219261637>.<
>>219261650she looks impregnable
i've been told i have an egg shaped penis
>>219261650Blimey
>>219261658What makes you say that? Is it the high fertility markers such as large breasts, large buttocks and thighs, fat padding in the lower stomach area, fat depositing in the cheeks, healthy skin, hair, etc., and the positive mood? Or is it something else that tells you that?
Did a great poo earlier, Dad was happy.
Always wonder what it must be like to live near Abbey Road. That fucking crossing must be a nightmare.
>>219261650fat pig. women shouldn't weigh over 120lbs (50kg for you euros). and her blob-like body only looks "good" because it's being shaped by her clothes. without clothes she probably looks awful
>>219261650women? not a fan!
>>219261676cunts crossing their think they're john lennon lmao
Might learn French, move to Wallonia, live in a little hut
>>219261685Hot take
>>219261670No I said impregnable. So like a high curtain wall, murder holes, a moat, a barbican etc.
>>219258984how was 4?
everything I agree with online is written by a humaneverything I disagree with? written by bots
>>219261703awful
>>219261700Give me some climbing sticks and I'll impregnate the bitch
>>219261688need him jumped by a gang of skinheads
>>219261700cackling like a madman at this post
Here's something. Do five eyes countries have lots of spies in countries like France/Belgium and do they have lots of spies in five eyes countries? /brit/?
>>219261688lmao
The people’s army marches on ! Vote reform, get reform. #ReformUK
been 2 weeks now and the hydrogen peroxide stain on my stomach is still there. how long until it goes away?
Take back your country, British patriots!
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
>>219261722Why are these freaks everywhere. Absolutely grim.
>>219261670...yh
>>219261736LIKE A WET FISH
>>219261727Thought this was me again and it scared me Got the same body type and wall color
zionismionism
i'm too tired to even post on /brit/
>>219261718
Sikhs are bro tier
>>219261753This webm triggered my censored denial fetish x
>>219261738They love hijacking RW civnat movements by playing the bro tier sikh card so they can push them towards flooding countries with Indians
Yanks shooting off at half 3 in the morning about Reform
this looks fun
the listen
>>219261771jen doing femdom now or what?
Actually it’s 10:30 at night and I’m wanking in the shower as I post
>>219261789Boomers here love John denver
The listen
>>219261801Texas there about
>>219261782it's half 1 in the afternoon mate. never heard of time zones?
>>219261774The reason is more universal. recent immigrants think if they attach themselves to nativist movements they will be more accepted
>>219261808Completely off
>>219261810Hello fellow patriot!
*yells fartnigger as I fail to change a lightbulb*
yanks suddenly care about time zones and subjective experiences when they get called out for being obsessed weirdos in a general where they don't belong
>>219261810bruh posting from *checks time zones* Guam
>>219261805an interesting life, to say the least
retvrn
>>219261843Fuck off to /cum/
circumcised ghouls here to tell you all about the time zones they usually deny exist
Need an infusion of gyaldem
>>219261843
>>219261851can't post that
the semi-castrated judeo-muttoid freaks are here to tell you all about your country
>>219261851not allowed
>>219258984I hear ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE
Look at me, I'm American haha
>>219261853Neither circumcised nor timezoned, where I live... on the Reservation tss
>>219261843hawaii
>>219261843We need to go back
>>219261864luv christmas trees me
Never looked at a timezone map, some states are FUCKED tss
don't bully the yanksthey're good people
>>219261789BASEDDDD
>>219261890current flag is better desu
What was the deleted post
>>219261898no they're not
amerifaggots who worship the torah (old testament) and live in their cars are here to tell why you should destroy your nation's countryside for ford and general motors
>>219261922Absolutely not.
>>219261785yh speed junkies should do skeleton instead of speeding
Melty
this is madness
derretido
>>219261925oh yes they are
>>219261942portugal greatest alley <43
>>219261797Nah I wish although some of her ASMR roleplays could be classed as soft femdom. That's just an AI image.
meltdown about yanks as usual
>>219261961Haha....Ireland is also in green......hmm
>>219261949ohh no they're not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X65Rd7PYhqEAny Celtic man in
you guys think if she said hawk tooie instead of tuah it would have still caught on as big as it did?
>>219261942Find it endlessly amusing that there was a very serious proposal to have us move to CET in the 2000s but it was utterly and permanently sunk as soon as the Daily Mail called it 'Berlin Time'.
>>219261942>madrid rome and kosovo at same latitude>sunrise, madrid: 8:08 am>sunrise, rome: 7:06 am>sunrise, kosovo: 6:33amcontinentals on a mad one
Might visit the Phillipines, take in the sites
>>219261980honestly yeah
>>219261942Why is China just one timezone
>>219261810how the fuck is it 1pm for you
>>219262000Fast runners
yanks and their thralls (yank arse lickers like >>219261968) want the whole of Britian to be motorways and retail parks running on Berlin time and populated by racially ambiguous browns
>>219262002He's Pvt Gomez, thank him for his service
>>219261942Madness?THISIS SPARTA
Big Ange sex arse
>>219262002never heard of time zones?
im a rizless unfuckable chud
>>219262025>83 degreesThis nigga boiling lmao
>>219262012Brexit means Brexit UKIP won
>>219262012You got 2 new Thatcherite parties coming in, your days are numbered dolefreak
>>219262000What excessive collectivism does to a nation...
Nigga is actually in Guam Buddy joined up in the navy and thought he’d travel the world nah nigga sit your ass down on Guam
>>219262015mad how millennials shit and pissed their trousers over this line
yanks are the most disgusting fucking judeo-parasites on earththey cut their male babies cocks off because their 'women like it that way' then claim to be masculine while cockless and oestrogen-poisoned yanks are pathetic manginas who can't fight
>>219262073give it a rest lad night yanks are comfy
>>219262053Would've sworn that was in the Caribbean. Here I am making foreign policy decisions thinking Guam's in the Caribbean.
You may as well just be a chat bot let loose on the thread, that's the degree of connection you have with society and wider reality
Why does he do it https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/0HhQVgxctHPJyoXFy0MaGg/
Please lord may i walk on your land
lent soonthat means fish sandwich fridays
Has anyone elses doctor prescribed them ADHD meds that they're not taking, I know it doesn't exist (because mental health issues are an invention of 'them') but I think the real problem is the fact that society is full of slop that nobody knows what they're actually saying anymore
>>219262089>Here I am making foreign policy decisionsGlad to have you here with us Rubio
>>219262110should be having fish sandwiches EVERY Friday (except the ones you shouldn't)
We all live inside my head
>>219262025when i think about american time zones i think of the relevant ones not the ones on tiny pacific military bases you fat retard
Octopus kebab
Few more games of Fortnite then I'm garn bed. Too fookin cold to be sitting up all night in this living room x
yanks scream and cry in ebonics about the fall of europe while sitting in their negrofied crime-ridden ghetto spralled in graffiti (sam hyde)
fish supper fridaysalways
I'm the funniest cunt alive
>>219262134i don't much care for this image
freak is still melting down about americans and literally none of us in the thread seem to care lol
the singular brit catholic and singular yank catholic posters (both irish heritage)
don't like fish
I'm the funniest cunt imaginable
the plural yank mutt cunt
why does he hate the americans so much
>>219262108There was protest in Britain where People walked all over a peers land in the early 20th century. Not sure what happened.
wonder what the /brit/cord is likecurious to see the innerworkings of the thread, the personality discussions, and the protogimmicks before they make it to the big stage
Now you'll get it!
>>219262166I shudder at the thought
>>219262166
>>219262166I was in it They pay for my silence I fear this is too much said already
>>219262108leftypol dying to take the land of private owner's and create another chaz where everyone is attempting to farm and failing with no law or order in sight
Do bongs actually find a cockney accent super trashy/low class? Is it basically the U.K's version of ebonics?To me it sounds trashy but still classy overall compared to us.
>>219262181why would they care about what you say if you're not in it anymore?unless...
You're so fucking droll mate
Got nothing against white Americans
Nigga over here giving himself mercury poisoning by eating all the fish in the ocean
*bluh bluh bluh I'm a gay circumcised faggot who hates europe and sucks the dick of the automotive industry*
>>219262197they are very powerful people with great means i cannot say any more i must leave now for my safety and yours
How you guys holding up
>>219262190i like it but it's not classy, it sounds fun and it's a fun accent to talk in for fun. sadly cockney's don't live in london anymore they all moved to essex and now the working classes in london have that ugly road man black accent.
>>219262211You’re not part of Europe Brexit means Brexit remember?
I'm hilarious
>>219262211>faggotfoy
>>219262211Many are saying this
>>219262237done that yank cunt
>>219262235*laugh track plays*
lovely zionist queen
I actually spent 4 hours writing a song to candice instead of sleepingI am grotty gnome ain't I.
>>219262248Probably doesn't stop with you
>>219262251share it
Got the fear in me again that something’s gonna go wrong in my life
>>219262216Had a bit of a spell where I felt amazing for about 3 days and also thought the deep state was communicating with me through memes on Twitter, otherwise I'm strong as ever
>>219262267*laugh track plays*
No one even posted her best photo
You ever see a grinning peasant archetype like an ugly old bastard wagie that just seems happy living his hum drum peasant lifeHe has random splotches of paint on his shirt and he walks around grinning stupidly. His face is weirdly red probably from alcoholism Such people exist in this world
post her hairy pussy or FUCK OFF
>>219262265Not done yet
>>219262283Yeah i envy them
*laugh track plays*
>>219262278She looks extremely peng here.
>>219262297She is genuinely really pretty. Just put herself down
I'm literally the smartest cunt here
>>219262304Many such cases honestly!
>>219262304shes a french 4
>>219262306*laugh track plays*
>>219262312A French 4 is a Yank 10
just noticed my tea cup has a slight tilt
>>219262278a smile might be good
>>219262333Here's what I make of that
>>219262325nah we have bare lengers here bro shes got weird little beady eyes
>>219258984I want to play these someday
Here's my take
>>219262333Going to give your head a slight tilt if your hot mess don't stop piping down.
No opps eraLove everyone
Oh, I'm actually the most boring cunt imaginable
queen of /brit/
>>219262380love you
getting licked out off mikey
*Obligatory ‘right well that’s a …’ post probably made by the poster of the nsfw image to drum up attention*
right so thats the most disgusting image ive ever seen in my life
>>219262401
Got the Ye on
>>219262373
>>219262386Can't stop looking at her
My life is literally a sitcom
>>219262425'He made Graduation crowd' gonna get felted for this one
My life is nothing but a comedy x
just a really gay image isn't it
>>219262494He is gay
*raised by a single mother award*
>>219262494didn't ask for a description of your mirror lol gottem
>>219262479Here's my take
>>219262502only gay for a FEW people
When is this fucking Iran war gonna kick off. I'm bored af me x
Want to post the take so bad man
until I was 19 I had a body pillow of Yuno GasaiProbably wasn't appropriate when I bought it at 16 and definitely wasn't when I was 19
leftypol celebrating a kid whose first resort to an opposing viewpoint was to punch them in the face
>>219262536^.^ x
The ASU frat leader who mogged Clavicular has been outed as an Albanian Muslim
>>219262479tried watching that kinds of kindess film because I heard emma stone shags a black man in itshit film that made no sense and the scene only lasted two seconds
>>219262529LOVED squid game tbqh
>>219262479quite like these femdom edits desu
>>219262278I used to chat with her on discord and I think there's something genuinely wrong with her. It makes me sad
Detain. Deport.
test
I should be pink pantheress' yankee bf
>>219262580What are you testing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU&list=RD6ODNxy3YOPU&start_radio=1DETAIN/DEPORT
>>219262612*pulls the fell for it again award out of my closet, dusts it off* Your address?
>>219262623Excuse me?
>>219262557Aye it lush. I enjoyed all the seasons.
>>219262480is that trump
>>219262583she only fucks italian men
Millions must go.
Hold up I'm getting a phone call. Wonder who it is...
>>219262562They are lush and I mean LUSH x
>>219262647but what about the italian women?
>>219262658used to do wanks to femdom caption porn on tumblr when i was a wee lad ahha
Rorke hates this
>>219262647Luigi wouldnt know what to do with that if it came on a platter
>>219262672mixed girls are so peng ngl
Only a few weeks till I go my first holiday of the year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8FmgUtUxvE&list=RDg8FmgUtUxvE&start_radio=1
>>219262697Where you going? Wait hold on I'm getting another phone call
>>219262733Why are you gay
>>219262668I still do but not as much I did back in the day. Sex drive defo isn't what it used to be. Reddit is better than Tumblr for that stuff nowadays anyway.
Don’t watch porn me, bad for the mental health. I just make whoopee with my gf
like femdom but can't get off to sph because my penis is above average
*pinches rorke's rear when he's not looking then blames leftypol when he turns around to look who pinched him*
Total deportation.
>5am Fucking hell didn't realize it was that late. Think I'll neck them chippy wippies now then am off to beddingtons.
9pm this side. I'll be in bed by 11 as I've got church on the morrow
Watching Billy Moore's new vloggy woggy xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oer2vuRzAYg
Mad how? No really, I’m waiting… please go on. In what conceivable way is it ‘mad’
>>219262767Shit luck that de lid. Having a femdom fetish + a small penis is peak.
>>219262797No more night guard anymore de lad x
>>219262817>church on the morrowMuricans
cba to post but I shall anyway
vibing, im so vibe coded x
>>219262900glad you did your posts always bring a smile to my face
>>219262873Aye it a shame lid. Night Guard gone, Wumpa Committee gone, Helper's world collapsed. All lost like tears in the rain x
im scared lads
>>219262900
the one fella I was fully attracted to offed himself nearly 5 years ago nowthere was one night we were drinking and I rested my head on his shoulder, honestly never felt more content than that momentaside from that I've been mostly into women but if he were still around and willing I would have been a gayman
elites create 2 hour long boring podcasts about all kinds of boring corporate "initiatives" . why do they do it
atb x>>219262914kill yourself sean
>>219262915not my problem
Finished off them chippy wippies x
>>219262934
>>219262934killy willy yourself you massive spastic x
how I picture brits that stay up til 5am
Got the weeknd on x Will be giving up this scandalous music for lent
SnipSniper rents a motel room. Copies the key. Relaxes. Goes on holiday. Some months later returns in disguise. Or rather, as he is. Makes a shot. Leaves.Repeat with a spud gun. A plastic tube with an electric lighter at one end, sealed. Shooting a payload pushed in after flammable material.Shoots a series of grenades. Puts a sinker painted the same colour of the hotel down the side, aims it with a fishing line into an opened bin. Attatches the equipment. Drops it down the tight line. Pulls the line up. Lays back down, relaxes.Another day closer to where dollars don't matter.Wakes up on a train. Some time later. Tries to go back to sleep. Wakes at the end of the line. Asked to leave. Leaves. Stays in a bush beside the train. A shaped hedge. Just enough to save the sitting guards glued to their phones in their booth occasionally watching cameras and doing the rounds.Another day. Change in the ticket office. Leaves a ticket on a seat outside. Whoever needs luck can take it. Sneaks on. Is caught. It's him. Sorry. Uses his own ticket.Nothing's changed. People oblivious or on side of terrible things continue their lives. Would do in mOST situations. 2 weeks inside to save the world was too much for them. Ok with all their freedom taken away, not ok with making freedom for others. Pessimistic attitude proven true and ignored. Sniper strokes a toxoplasmosis. Washes his hands, washes his face. Armpits. Then everywhere. Hose to a tap to a nozzle.Another day dollar less. Practices on people close range. A compressor, a chamber, a barrel. Fhoot. They fall over. Unhand the biceps of a cuffed woman. He undoes the cuffs in uniform, then chasing an imaginary criminal. Disrobing carefully in an apartment entered through the window. Up a weighted rope elevator. Just a rope. And a weight and a wheel. Invented. From no book. Nothing handed down. He pulls up the weight with a winch. From a boat trailer. From a dump.An apartment with no door. And no sight. A wall. Another
>>219262934anyone else think her mouth looks big and imagines her with a bunch of hotdogs stuffed in there but not in a sexual just she looks like she could fit a lot in there?
>>219262967
RUSSIA JUST INVADED POLAND AND THEY ARE BUMMING EVERYONE
Flips and viets are the only chinkies that can really become american
>>219262947You first babes x
>>219263002what a fantastic post to make in the british general
Off to beddingtonbergs x
WHAT GRAPHICS CARD YOU PEOPLE OF COLOUR HAVE? IM A 4080 SUPER KIND OF PERSON OF COLOUR
wew
Morning team. Fell asleep around 2:00 am and the catberge woke me up at 4:00 am by biting and scratching me for his breakfast.I don't feel too bad considering the lack of sleep. I will buy a monster energy drink on the way to work to give me a much needed boost
>>219263053right
always need to shit shortly after a monster energy
>>219263053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgbkvaLy3Lg
>>219263088It does that to me too. Probably the sugar alternatives used in the sugar free ones causing it.Maybe I'll have a normal sugar one
>>219263053catberg did that to me too sort I got her an auto feeder but I'm thinking of trying to get her off it now since I want her eating more wet food
>>219263053
>>219263027Seethe on Kim
>>219263107Yeah I don't think dry food is good for catbergs long term plus he would probably eat all the food in the auto feeder and want more>>219263120Good morning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranks_and_insignia_of_the_Nazi_PartyGermans really are autistic.
>>219263137
Have to get dressed soon. Urgh. Can hear the wind outside as well team
Caught in a blind flurry
been snowing all night where i am
Mental this month marks 3 years since Greggs unfairly dismissed me for my mental health
Aw sick it's my favorite poster captain who asked.
I asked
>first run>dodges through 2 waterfowlsWew
FOR ME IT'S VIDEO GAMES AND YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAUD1GNPv3Y
>>219263208Would you take HHL's virginity?
>>219263208fink you should dismiss yourselflittle MAN
>>219263237I wish women would stop posting about what they masturbate to all the time
>>2192630475070ti
>>219263279>>219263279>>219263279
>>219263221Niggas from the bottom really like that
>>2192630479060 16gb>>219263246This, twitch and sports
>>219263261All the charms of Sycorax, toads, beetles, bats, light on you!
