SEAblings edisi
Good Morning, SEAblings!!
>>219261206>super buuwe lost
Happy CNY!!
The world united and stand strong with /asean/.
>>219261206Thank you for mentioning brazil, my latino friends
>>219261258Didn't see you and India there ngl
>>219261258latinx*
Hey SEA monkey - go neck yourself, delusional chimps.
>>219261206Pretty sure Singapore would be on Korea’s side for that fight
>>219261206>not using seadancengmi
>>219261206Is vietnam the protagonist of ASEAN?
What the hell, flipbros? What's going on? Why are you selling your gold?
>>219261661money goes brrrr
>>219261661Sell high, buy low. Smart move.
>>219261661It's 2026 unc we don't use gold standard anymore
>>219261206>Indiawho made this
>>219261929Just saw this on Facebook
indonesian women are very beautiful
>>219261929we are sea saars
>>219261206isn't super buu more powerful than all of them combined?
>>219262243Yeah, that's the joke
What do indonesian women think of brazilian men?
>>219262302As long as you're white adjacent and rich, you're good.
>>219261206Why is Brazil here
here's your indog intellectual bros
>>219262442Si Pram legit intelek thoughUnlike fery
NOT cool indogs. This is why you get all the hate.Be better
>>219262414We will always take the side of the bad guys on the internet
cringe itoddler OP
He's a genius
>>219262511Kek indogs are jeet tier. Without the threatening and rapey presence.
>>219262409 >>219261929You know those engagement bait tweet that make you wonder where these replies came from? this one made in indonesia with replies accusing him of europe. like, I can't. are these bots or real american going >yurop ?>>219261206Spotting seamonkey is easyhttps://x.com/jjxjdhhjtjfrjr/status/2022837688769090002>>219262219 Yo sure it is not spic?
>>219262511We need to take the fall so others can move forward
>>219262548and Pinoy will remote all terraform robot workers from philiipines slum
>>219262511>Defending a KOREAN WOMAN, the personification of the whole of babel.
What is a whole of babel
>>219262607A whole is a whole
I always was questioned what do south east asians think about the fact that so many of their women have sex with european men?do you approve?
Whore of Babylon
Tower of Babylon?
I feel jealous that even ugly white men can get girls here easily, without any transaction at all. They just stand there and they get 9/10 baddies and fuck in a airbnb all day long.
im stuck step seabling
I’m very white by brazilian standards, german descent and all that, but I’m probably the most depressed person in this thread. Even when girls flirt with me, I don’t feel anything. I actually hate getting too much attention. Lately I’ve even felt like pulling away from my friends because I just don’t get any joy out of socializing anymore. People rate me an 8/10, but I still think I look terribleI love being "whito" :D
>>219262824Really? On this general of all places?
>>219262659they're rich
>>219262824Fujo can save you
pagi
>>219262471oh my allah
I'm the most depressed person in this thread. I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have a job, I'm broke and I cope with porn all day.
>>219262842What's the problem?
>>219263058No amount of autism makes blog posting on a foreign general okay.
I'm the most mentally healthy person in this thread. I have a girlfriend, I don't have a job, I'm not broke and I don't cope with porn all day.
Tranime
>>219263151post thai beauties
covfe tiem
when i was young i used to blame the government, as i get older im starting to blame the business owners
>>219263286
>>219263358
Post irl gf/crush and I'll gen her getting blacked
Da joos
hindi ko alam kung ano ang gagawin ko ngayong bakasyon
>>219263321oy vey that's sinophobic
No, I won't. I got banned last time posting my irl sister pic.
>>219263358>>219263380katoeys
Gen my sister
>>219263424literally me
>>219263478That's not your sister
That was his brother
His brother is a very hot woman
>>219263381
>SEAblingCringest monkey mentality award
We are monkeys
I though Thai people were meant to be tanned? All the Thai people I've known at work and school were
If KKKorean see SEA woman as monkey, how do they see caucasoid woman?
>>219263791Hanuman
>Monkey fights other monkeyb-but we're whiter, o-okay!
>>219263759Most of them just don't refer themselves as Thai-Chinese. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_Chinese
>>219263759Are PC cafes in thailand full of pencil neck boyfriends and thot girlfriends?
Indogs are pure ragebait
>>219263951I found my new favourite niche micro ethnicity
>>219264143Soon you will have ten million Australian Chinese of your own
>>219264044the correct term is engagement farming chud
>>219264165I'm jealous
its 20 degrees for the first time in a while its a perfect weather for a walk
Japs will never stop seething and malding over this
[generic SEA male name] wake up...(you feel someone poking your face) [generic SEA male name]... I said wake up... (you slowly open your eyes) there! i was worried you might be dead. last night was fun hmm.. (you wonder who this person in front of you is) what's wrong? (her shining blue eyes meet yours with a sad look) (not knowing what to answer you shake your head) you were talking in your sleep last night.. saying stuff like corruption, peanut wages, mr lim and wmaf.. (she places her soft pale hands on your face) (she kisses you) (now you remember; it was all just a bad dream you live in Akihabara with your white girlfriend. the first 30 years were all just a nightmare. 10 hours ago you came inside your white girlfriend in japan, as a promise fulfilled years ago) (you place your dark arms around her waist, shaped like an hour glass and assured her it's all right and it's one of your night terrors) (she giggles) heehee.. silly boy.. im here to protect you then(she kisses you softly, this time on the lips) you will stay with me forever right [generic SEA male name]? (you give her a nod) hmmm? i didnt hear you say it! (she frowns) (feeling a little guilty, you say what she wants to hear and her face turns bright) i love you [generic SEA male name], forever. im not letting you go... (you feel the same too. you immediately forgot your dream in SEA and instead your white girlfriend helped you forget it)im not letting you go... [generic SEA male name]
>>219261206you are invited>>219264402>>219264402>>219264402
>>219261206>no gohan>no potarasits over
>>219264431Le fait que tu penses avoir une quelconque justification à spammer ta pornographie en ignorant les plaintes de ceux qui ne veulent pas s'impliquer dans ta dégénérescence montre à quel point tu es un être répugnant obsédé par l'idée de convertir le monde entier à tes vices de déchet. Tu penses que le monde entier devrait être saturé par rien d'autre que du porno, blatte talmudique. Pour toi, ce n'est pas suffisant que les gens ne puissent pas apprécier ta dégénérescence. Apparemment, tu penses que ceux qui ne l'aiment pas doivent se la faire imposer pour le reste de leur vie. C'est tout ce à quoi ce que tu penses, c'est tout ce que tu veux être, pour toi, tout devrait tourner autour des "chattes velues" et rien d'autre. Tu penses que c'est la seule chose que quiconque devrait regarder. Tu penses que les gens dérangés sont ceux qui n'ont pas envie d'être inondés de porno sur une planche bleue. Les seuls exploits dont tu puisses te vanter, c'est d'avoir propagé ces ordures talmudisées au point que d'autres te suivent, et tu fais sans relâche la promotion de ton occupation de pornographe. Ton existence ne tourne qu'autour du fait d'être une ordure, et si tu mourais dans un accident demain, ce que j'espère, je ne verserai pas une seule larme.
>>219263759most breedable thailansian breed in the nation, or i like to call it, "Koseki-Bijounian" BTW. cons. need money.
>>219264044This is what 0 animal protein+fat does to mfs
ok gembrot
>>219261206What the fuck is happening?
>>219264044
>>219265219it is over for you
>>219265306Why? What happened?
i ain't saying that if i was 35 fr unc
>>219265354>>219261761>>219261761low quality bait content. do not engage
>>219265384So the gist is that south koreans and SEAs fighting each other on twitter? Must be big news for SEAs. Because no one cares here
>>219265449Good to hear. Only one Korean diaspora under ameircan flag on /int/ takes it seriously.
why is asean so dead? what happened to the neets?
So who the fuck is winning in the SEA vs SK war. Any updates?
china
>>219265169richer than you
>>219265772Post-valentine daysWe're busy on dates with our gfs
proof?
>>219266079lack of animal protein+fat = sumbu pendek gampang terbakar bahkan di dunia maya simple as
Turns out i'm adopted and i'm recieving an huge millions dollar equity and stock inheritance from my dead bio dad which is also JEWISH. I'm going to jew the world with this KESEF
>>219266217Send some to this good goy please
>>219266105fvck successful normies ahhhhh
>>219261206>North Koreashould be replaced by Taiwan
>>219266217What car you getting niggah?
>comment about how filipino employers suck, low pay and dogshit culture>OFWs swoop in that it's better to work in the Philippines>they live and work in a different country>they live and work in a different country
Is this true?
Ada yang punya list SPG IIMS kemaren ga coy
>>219267182Mo beli mobil, kak?
>>219266217>JEWISHi recently read about how patti smith learned she was half jewish at age 70my question how would you not know? the nose is a dead giveaway, i don't buy it
CNY plan?
>>219267172>tragedi amplop coklatqrd?
>>219265219
>>219267381Kemarin ketemu satu cantik bgt pake baju biru tapi lupa booth apa
>>219266217give this goyim some money.
>>219267172
I suffer from chronic constipation which for some reason also makes me pee 20-30 times a day. What should I do with my life
>>219267172>>219268376What does it say?
>>219268376Meant for >>219267587
>>219268405Just like my old man.What's your urologist said?
poor viet got killed by japanese for being too noisyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbRt8oPoaXQ
>>219268678I’ve been telling this 1st-worlders, if you have issues with immigrants you should take action. A little murder here, a little rape here. The immigration problem will improve drastically. You need to show your stance. Attitude is everything.
baru>>219266308
>>219269483It’s useless when they don’t report this overseas. There is no news about this on english websites and forums. That indog needed to link a Japanese video in Japanese.
>>219269522I don't like either, mi goreng is still too spicy for me.
>>219269522We have the halal version of buldak. They taste different. Koreans have always been sending inferior versions of their instant noodles to this country.
>>219269522I like buldak more for the spice, but my stomach can't handle the chemical spice at all..
>>219269603Buldak is not halal?
>>219269643all spices are chemical...
I queued with indogs on ranked and they played like bots lmao
>>>219261206> Implicitly, In the Name of “Uranus–Mercury”: > Those who bless any taxpayer of Tagalog descent are blessed in all ways. > And those who curse any taxpayer of Tagalog descent are cursed in all ways. [ 7 7 7 ] AMEN.
>>219269679Dasar goblok iq78, ngerti halal version kagak? Lu tulis flip ama bendera singapur, cuma pasti di belakangnya indog iq78 yah?
>>219269603>>219269679I misread it lel.
What did I miss?Why is ASEAN hating Worst Korea all of a sudden?
>>219268511That's the worst part, he couldn't find anything wrong with me and just gave me laxatives. And I went to one of the best private hospitals in the country.
>>219270009>all of sudden
just had sex all day in my cuntdoes this happen in you are cunt?
>>219270075What do you think though? Maybe it'd something in your lifestyle that's causing it?
Grats vietbros
why do I have a feeling that this is all going to shift towards sea uniting and they all start hating India together by uniting to defeat evil(low iq indians who are trying to join in to have fun by shit poosting) with the power of friendship(intra asia entertainment logistics or something). these things never end properly for indians who try to join in even though they should be involved in this because it has to nothing about them.
What's the best thing about being single in SEA?
>>219270169What the hell is crossfire legends?
>be me >Valentines day> tfwnogf
just bee urself
>>219270212I don’t even know what the best thing about having a gf is because I’ve never had one to begin with.
>>219270264i was jacking off all daybrutal shit i heard so many high schoolers fucking like rabbits in the dark corner of our neighborhood yesterday
>>219270264I wish I could understand the use case for having a gf
Literally just talk to a bitch and don't be awkward nigga it ain't that hard
>>219270165Almost certainly the lack of movements. I started to have trouble shitting during covid but thought that it would get better after I landed a job but turned out you don't get to move around a lot doing office work either
>>219270466Fuck off aliff aziz.
>>219270426Emotional support?Someone to be there when you're sad?Cuddles?
>>219270476Go to the qt intern's table every now and then.
>>219270169Based Viets, winning a Chinese FPS online game>>219270190Should have prayed to Lord Vishnu for national wisdom instead of national pride.
>>219270075If youre pissing too much, maybe you have electrolyte imbalance since salt is required to retain water in body and drinking RO water will make you piss minerals.If youre sweating too much, take more salt, else eat more potassium and magnesium. Try drinking those oral rehydration (usually for diarrhea) sachet 2 times a day too.
>>219270612>take more saltBut that would make me heavier
I'm happy that we don't have any western sex tourists. I wouldn't be able to cope if my sister got a BWC bf.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771129621504920.webm
ew flat
weirdos
>>219270756it's not that difficult imho. my aunt and cousins have all married white men and we can sleep knowing our family's status have upgraded and our genes have been improved
>>219270756>>219270811Muka busok mcam indon
>>219270476>Almost certainly the lack of movementsI can see the connection between a sedentary lifestyle and being constipated. Still, I hope your constipation attacks ceases so you don't have to worry about it anymore.
>>219270264Acquire a chindo gf
whorei is an ugly bogged whore that got ran thru by papuans
>>219271055no money
>>219270476Embrace your inner SEAmonke and eat a banana
>>219271053stop posting delicious food at night
Eat Zucchini
Please stop wearing polyester
>>219261206How did we end up in this fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gyEjFfdiM
>>219272179>>219272334
>>219271485>tfw just ate oneHow did you know?
>>219272147Jo, why girls do duckface
>>219272384lmaoterminally online twitter schizos are cringe and funny at the same time
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>>219272611best one so far
>>219270756Stop posting porn and respect your fellow femanon here
>>219272772
I miss pumping my cum inside pussy
>>219272795to be fair, the earth one tastes like shit
>>219272840post more food
>>219273067
>>219272829i read this as nasi kerbau
>>219272829nasi krawu > nasi kerabu
>>219261206what’s going on between SEAs and Koreans? i clicked the wrong thing on twitter and the algorithm threw me right into the middle of this war. now my entire timeline is full of you guys
>>219273460As always, blame Elon Musk.
ujan-ujan jadi laper ges
>>219272532Grats Brazbro
>>219273460...nothing
Got any flower?
men give flowers not the other way around
what about gay man
>>219261206here asian bros. Keep reminding the gooks that they are the most cucked people on the planet. Imagines cutting off part of your dick just because you want to appease to your occupiers
they get straight to having sex o algo
>>219273845No surprise that SK and USA are also the biggest exporters of cultural rot to the goyim.
>>219273128delicious
>>219273845>Imagines cutting off part of your dick just because you want to appease to your occupierswho gonna tell him ?
u cut kamboja?
Yes.
i thought mainlanders dont do that
>>219261206who was in the wrong?
had severe phimosis, so had to do it for sex (didn't get anyway)Some of the dumb mainlanders did it to last longer.
tmi
>>219261252just noticed the black woman does the troonjakhow did they know???
>>219268376amplop coklat emang isinya apa gan?amplop soal ujian kah?
>>219274536Women
Any good pirated anime streaming site? Animepahe doesn’t load for me. Could be just my ISP.
just torrent AV1 animu on nyaa maybe
aninowlunaranimeanimagkaguyahianime
>Come home, brown man.
piracy is theft chuds
>>219275037Anime nexus, thank me later.
>>219272532I'm not that invested in Korean media so I don't have a dog in this fight.
>>219275465tuna sashimi?
watching the kmjs stream in my country
>>219275553nah, just normal country side fish.
Holy kek there are ongoing war threads on the log and here you are just chilling discussing anime and piracy>>219274702
Apa ngga dingin ya Ini ujan deres aja selimutan masih butuh kehangatan
nose is still runny
>>219275939thick skinned/bermuka tebal
eat something spicy o algo
>>219275909ugly pits
>>219275037nyaa
>>219275798not your personal army
>>219275465Would
I’ve got a good amount of money and I sometimes think about just moving to some rural or beach town in sea. I don’t have a degree though, so the main thing stopping me is not having a job there
>>219276011mine is blocked :(
>>219277386Just do a degree?
>>219276011>>219277442Tolak Angin and go to sleep
>>219277386You need $2-3 million at least for SEA. I've done the math, if you don't have anywhere near that you are fucking yourselves over when you do need to move back. Why $2-3 million you ask? because 3% of that is $60k-$90k without having to work and you can live off of investment gains.
>>219278355>3% p.a after tax>xe is planning to inherit the money to their children or worse, their governmentchat recheck this guy math
Can't sleep
>>219279635I'm night shift and just came to asean to post that I can't sleepMy nose is also blocked (almost always)Fuck our chud lives
>>219279741Ask your gf to do a sleep call
We all are monkeys
>>219279847No one will ever love me especially cute asean women because I am poor, tired, balding and won't pretend to think it's okay to kill unborn babby
>>219280163Have you considered kidnapping and brainwashing? Perhaps even a child or a baby, for more effective grooming. I heard it happens a lot over there.
>>219278355Gua rasa ini agak anggap enteng birocrazy di SEA. Pajak? Biaya transfer? Kurs? Ijin tinggal? THR? Pungli?
>>219279881i look like that
I give up on applying for work.
gm chuddies
Gagal maning, my fankui.
>but I was told china's the one that causes all of the problems...
>>219285190釜底抽薪
>>219285190just one more uninhabited island to rent out to sexpats and we'll finally be rich...so filipinos say
>>219261206Brazil is the greatest ASEAN country.
>>219262397I love jilbooba
>>219267532Mau ke pecinan minta angpao
go block
Lah u sape mpruy?
70% of laos GDP come from cyberscamming.When the US left the country the Chinese went ahead and grabbed everything.
kontol tolol
New bago maybe?
>>219285806You know, when your estimate gives you a fantastical result like that, perhaps the estimate was based on nonsense.
Just shaved smooth like a new born
pic?
>Just shaved smooth like a new born
hi laokot
baru>>219269454>>219269454>>219269454
cmon
FUCK IT
new/bago/baru>>219288163>>219288163>>219288163
bump it
NOW
pasok/masuk>>219288163>>219288163>>219288163
>>219286580we don't have pandan flavor here, make me sad
>>219288520eww, pandan by itself reeks of cum and tasteless. it should be paired with something else
>>219288975shut up
