Gyaldem edish
>>219263261>I wish women would stop posting about what they masturbate to all the time
Phwoar
nth for the holodem
https://youtu.be/N6dOtowkhGo?si=u6FsdYxZ7xFjniDm&t=246
>>219263299THANK YOU DORO
What nightmares have birthed ne'er sank in those dread depths as yet are imagined
sick of electric stovetopgonna buy one of these bad boys
Umm
>>219263390Do goyim really
is it bad
when the feelings right I'm gonna cum all night
Every single immigrant is getting deported.
>>219263372I always have thought threesomes are super gay, how can you get hard with a naked man right next to you?
>>219263410but who will run the kebab shops and wipe the bums in the old people homes
>>219263430big andy from the pub will
>>219263422you need to get harder so he doesn't out compete you
might not go outside today
>>219263471Heard that on a comedy podcast once, some study was done and guys get harder when other cocks are around as competition. Couple that with background 30% gayness on average for guys, it makes sense. Not gay.
>>219263422well it looks like he straight up licks the other guys dick towards the end so I guess they're not too bothered about the gayness
Now is the time that the tiny British men rise from their fields and shake the halls of power. Britian is saved! England, England!#RestoreBritian
Idris Elba confirmed for James Bond.
Rupert Lowe is a con artist.
>>219263306corr would shag her arsefink only seen her in three fingsthat tv showthe cyborg fing which was actually wuite goodand ummpavement video harnessyour hopes>>219263372kek genuinely dint expect that twist
>>219263582what you smokingbro is virtually geriatric
>>219263619why should they? bet there's nowt like a poz load
>>219263613Says 53. How old were the people in the 60s that looked like old wallets
Went into a Brewdog pub and ordered a pint of 'Punk as fuck' barmaid looked at me highly confused. Supping my pint I then realised that Punk AF probably meant alcohol free.
>>219263669
IRA...yes....very cool...
fink settle for nuffink my fave rage against the machine songemotiobal tour de forceportentiousinsidious brooding prowling riffspropa good banger dat wun
>>219263706for mebruce springsteens cover of warGOOD GOD YEWHAT IS IT GOOD FORABSOLUTELY NUFFINK(SAY IT AGAIN)WARHOOOGOOD GOD YEWHAT IS IT GOOD FORABSOLUTELY NUFFINK
>>219263706IRA = I Ran Away
need to drink her piss
>>219263800not sure you actually do need that, seems like a want
girls with huge foreheads and shite hairlines are still lovely but when i have a big forehead and shite hairline i'm balding and chopped and unc
>>219263800absolute hag diss wungreat example of a foid where 90% attractivenes sis the fact she acts and dresses like rancid thot
>>219263760actuallyIRA = Ireland's Republic Army
>>219263800is this what brits refer to as a slag?
>>219263800doesn't even hold a candle to are Kirsty
Good morning bbgirls>>219263390I've heard the new ones are good, I'm usually a gas stan and was shitting on those for many years but I got to use one recently and it was pretty decent.
>>219263880insanely fit
>>219263830dunno maybe you just have shit taste
curry for sunday lunch
https://youtu.be/5Y8P_g0Jg7Y
>>219263932pretty sure that's illegal
The London underground
>>219263940this nutter literally talks like the Joker
>>219263940
>>219263944had to use that staircase a few times it's a fucking ballache
>>219263932I'm thinking spachCOCKed chicken in the oven maybe...
>>219263279I AM SOUNBELIEVABLYHORNY
almost at once I begin to regret last night's steamingtoil
Most people in this country aren’t racistMost aren’t falling for the scapegoatingMost can see that blaming migration for everything is like blaming the fire brigade for the flamesBritain is a diverse, complicated, gloriously chaotic tapestry of cultures and communitiesWalk down any city high street and you’ll see Jamaican bakeries next to Punjabi spice shops. You’ll hear Somali mums chatting with Liverpudlian dads while their kids play football in accents no one can quite place but everyone understands.That’s not a crisis. That’s the cure.
>>219263372Mental that
>>219263984>blaming migration for everything is like blaming the fire brigade for the flamesabsolutely baffling statement, genuinely bizarre
20mg diazepam down the gobbeddy-byes for me shortly
>>219263984This unironically for Americasend em all back for Evropa
>>219263998incapable of parsing its meaning?
>>219263984https://x.com/nazirafzal/status/2021917125808730364Going to put an end to this (You) baiting and point out this is simply a copy-paste from Xitter.
>>219263372Fucking hell janny what are we paying you for
>>219264018nobody works at the weekend therefore NSFW is allowed x
>>219263669Name?
it is what it is
flying under the radar
feeling love in my darkened chud heart
>>219264001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0G1WrVt9g
>>219263880it's just so depressing that there are humans who look like that while I barely even look sentient
bummers are deaf
showertoil loomsthen coffeetoilthen cyberpunktoil
>>219264092she's gonna look terrible in 8 years
>>219264105and? at least she was beautiful once. I was never beautiful at all.I don't understand why some people think that's some kind of gotcha like it lessens anything at all
>>219264140Idk I just wanted to make you feel better. She is not beautiful to me...
>Idk I just wanted to make you feel better. She is not beautiful to me...
Thinking about all the millions of sticky willies after having sex last night
Thinking about california all the millions of pretty ladies down there
>>219264181>She is not beautiful to me...It's true, I would never approach her, I don't think she is attractive. If I see her I'll immediately profile her as a whore and a shitty person.
>>219264200bit gay
>>219264228Why is it the worst? They are having fun.
Literally all the biggest Australian nationalists are greedy immigrant anti-British Euro-mutts whose family moved to a British realm and now try to claim that Australia is non British so that their foreign families feel at home.Never seen a Canadian nationalist before
Millions must gowe
>>219264426phwoarlotta words here
fun fact: 1 out of 10 americunts lives in a caravan.
my smile and optimism: gone
>>219264675that can't be true
>>219264426You look like this
can't imagine the type of grotty mong to stay up all night seething about americans
>>219264699look it up. its a complete shithole with a handful of wealthy oligarchs at the top. its ironically similar to russia
>>219264784I'm seeing that about 20 million live in mobile homes/trailer parks which is still more than I expected. But they are a big country, they say they are 350 million but i think it's more like 400 because of all the illegals.
>>219264813scrm
>>219263279have either of them taken asian cawk before
overwatch is back and i am loving it lads
>>219264846been playing loads again me
local highstreet has>3 paki food supermarkets>3 chinky food supermarkets>2 normal super markets>3 paki corner shops>1 polish food shop>5 charity shops>6 foreign barbers>1 normal barbers>2 Indian cafés>3 normal cafés>9+ takeaways
>>219264890I'm shopping from the Polish spot, their sausages are so good.
>>219264899Had my polish colleague bring some polish sausages to a barbecue and to be honest they're just sausages, nothing special
Every person claiming disability is a massive selfish cunt. They think their money is just magicked out of thin air but it comes from the fruits and labour of their fellow man. If they had any sense of decency they would get over their imaginary mental health diseases, suck it up and get a job and if they can't do that then just end it all so they're not such a parasite on their fellow man but will they do that? Of course not, and why won't they? Because they're massive selfish cunts
>>219264890oh yeah I forgot >4 betting shops
>>219264908There are many types of polish sausages, depending on the region and cuts they use. I used to go to this Polish/Czech butcher in Greece and they had a big assortment, unfortunately they closed because of shitty supermarkets.
>>219264908i've found the samealso cured meat in general is just a bit fucking shitfresh british sausages, can't beat them
>>219264890in the 60'70s there were sex clubs with people fucking on stage
>>219264953what does that have to do with anything
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrow
>>219264979And what of the neets? What will we be doing tomorrow? I'm thinking I'll lay in bed on my laptop until I feel ready to get out of bed, usually around 1 or 2, then head out and pick up some food. Naturally, I'll be back at about 3 to post on 4chan and play videogames.
>>219264952Sometimes when immigrants go abroad they don't bring their A game for some reason or do things differently, for example a lot of anons say I'm going for a Greek gyro and when I asked them what meat they say lamb and it's usually a minced big slab of meat which is absolute anathema, Greek gyro is pork and it's actual cuts of meat stacked on top of each other, this minced shit is fake and gay, and I've asked probably 15 people.
>>219264890Because the supermarket chains outcompete everything else so it gets turned into money laundering
should try and at least leave the house today. maybe a walk to the shops
>>219265003This is about America btw.
love her so much
>>219265023She isn't even fit
>>219264675that's not true
I'm an unfuckable rizless chud and I HATE it
>>219265112don't talk like that about yourself fren
>>219265112
>>219264804perhaps but i doubt the illegals are living in mcmansions
crabs in a bucket mentality is very strong in here
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?June 19, 1865: Juneteenth marks the emancipation of the last enslaved African Americans in Texas, two years after the Emancipation Proclamation.
>>219265190
>>219264675Not true, but what's wrong with living in a caravan?
>>219265048>She
>Rich foreigners, including Britons, have been accused of paying to shoot children and pregnant women during the siege of the Bosnian capital in the early 1990s
ozempic is chubby genocide
>>219265218how much did they pay
>>219265181>but i doubt the illegals are living in mcmansionsYou would be surprised.>>219265232best plaps btw
>>219265184That’s just Britain’s mentality in general, but yeah gets amplified here
>According to US Census figures, more than 20 million people, or 6% of the populationSo not 1 in 10 but not that far off
Giz a sniff Emma.
They don't want you owning your own pc
Is it too late to get a 20 year old wife with a midlands accent in 2026?
timmy’s texts left unreadcvp has flownits irreversible
>>219263306She's so astonishingly beautiful
>>219265256>Britain’s mentalityIt's just human nature. Many countries seem to think they are special in this regard and have their own names for it, but it's nothing special to any particular nation.
>>219265271who?
>>219265307Incredible, who is she?
mad how you can open /brit/ at literally any time throughout the entire day and there's the little belgian talking about child rape and nigger dicks this is his entire life
>>219265304Them.
sucking down my protein porridge (porrdige with prodtein powder)
>>219265272>midlands accent What’s your damage anon
>>219265272is that even a tning
>>219265318>any time throughout the entire day Not strictly true, though he is here daily. There's always some other regular lunatic and feeble-minded freaks here
>>219265318you are weird
>>219265318worst is heatherpaedo because he's not even interesting, he's just literally parasitic
>>219265331like, whey oat man
need to take teh rotten mouldy bins outits giving me disease
https://scontent-cpt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/464825538_8534372596659213_4161818718368278379_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=MD5R2BU9tE0Q7kNvwF3FF_y&_nc_oc=AdnnRRteo-t6NSZDu2WDK6Ng7-52V4R3UcaUoFg8aUjlbkueoXiMYNDOkWeUAwb_g10&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-cpt1-1.xx&_nc_gid=9kc_SfV4vCAGEUxS94Czow&oh=00_Afu3YhOEqMVQmkbuDn6NZQVFjrZhF_W2Qzeqh8mcNGJNLQ&oe=69976758
>>219265383timmy’s crush
>>219265383I'd rather not
not a fucking chance in hell
>>219265361you have probably thousands of hours over several years spamming posts about niggers raping childrenwhat the fuck even happened to you?
deary me
>>219265422err, no, you are being weird, sorry mate
John McCafe
>>219265372Beautiful post
>>219265433are you even capable of basic self reflection anymorehow did you end up like this?
>>219265432Rorkina could at least have got some new frames
anything mental or mad to share lads
>>219265432billions must dilate
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217916238/#217916844He did have a moment of self reflection but he must have checked /gif/ or something after the new year
Sunday 'pression looms
>>219265480obviously not him
Charlie Veitch spammer has been awfully quiet since he got arrestedAlmost like he was Charlie himself
Rorke - as per usual - turning a blind eye to this
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/209969102/
>>219265482i just pulled the lad off myself to natalie mars taking two cocks up her arse then drinking her own pissfeeling 'pressed in the post coom clarity
>>219265505fake doctor image
>>219265504*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>219265518
>>219265505How great would it be if the first man on Mars was some drongo from ballarat
>>219265515Why the fuck does this have so many ghostposts
>>219265518*his
>>219265541entirely possible now we have a space agencythe future is star trek ships full of bogans colonising the galaxy
>>219265544Was the last thread posted before the hack
>>219265505now that i think about it australians have done nothing important in science and technologyat least new zealand has ernest rutherford who spent his early life up to adulthood in new zealand before moving to cambridge
BUILT
dont know what a ghostpost is desu
>>219265578what a horrible image
>>219265573we created the wifi you're using to post this drivel right now you blithering idiot
>>219265578mistakes into miracles...
>>219265232There's a chubby/fat/thicc girl on my team in work with the perfect body and fat distribution, and now she's on some weight loss pillI hate it, the wrong girls are on it
that's me been done
>>219265601that was headly lamarr you dumb bogan
>>219264713No i don't, you probably do
>>219265637ts is NOT tuff rorke :withered_rose:
>>219265637Imagine them all just swarming onto him cor
Destroy the entire world
>>219265657ywnbaw
used to talk to natalie mars around a decade ago
got the frasier on
>>219265634>it's your pet the freakin' HEAD HUMPER
donald trump being killed spectacularly by a sophisticated assasination plot
ting
brotherberg is always clicking his toesevery step he takesbizarre
I am hungry......
thirsty me
i hate normies
>>219265663rorke mate i know you've been chained up in a cellar with 4chan as your only contact with the outside world for the past decade but this stopped being a relevant meme in like 2020
>>219265693every move he makes?
Going to church.
bit of rape
really tempted to become schizophrenic
>>219265674sherry, niles?
right well I'll get up now and eat some crisps and biscuits
gfblatt wants to do a katsu curry for sunday dinner
brushing my teeth with talcum powder
>>219265709*sadistically rapes your arse with a jack hammer*
frasier is for child molesters real niggas put seinfeld on. crucial to mention neither show is actually any good though
don't usually order takeaway deliveries but the stupid car won't startshould be 20 mins or so until the smelly curry man drops off my scran
>>219265737eh? whats that? cat curry for dinner? I guess thats why they call SEA girls indo-chinese!
>>219263279
>>219265770>frasier is for child molestersi'll give it a watch then
On break at toil feeling a bit mentally unstable and my bladder and bowels feel looser than usual
>takeaway deliveries
Me? Off toil tomorrow so I plan on staying up late playing EU5 while watching a 6 hour documentary on the Franco Prussian war.
if the business is true someone go smoke that yute
I have a knob
>>219265783You're shiTTing yourself. Poop is coming out of your asshole.
https://youtube.com/shorts/7yqSqAmGkfUKek this is rorkes da to a t
nth for the baddiedem
Good morning I hate women
should i poo
>>219265770/brit/ is a frasier general
>employed woman>is actually a sacked trannywho writes this shit
>>219265783I bet if you had ovaries you'd be feeling that too.
>>219265812morning mate x
leftymong seethes at frasier because its exclusively white
Why do fucking normies talk about their fucking kids all the time? Nobody fucking cares
ye
tried reading a william faulkner novel yesterdaytried that is..
>>219265818say whats the deal with this employed woman, he's not employed and he's not a woman
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771149293668708.webm
he was great in sideshow bob tbf
mental how shit and uncomfortable public transport is but its the only real sustainable solution to traffic
>>219265827rorke secretly wishing there were more cam qinston episodes
catberg embarking on one of his trademark mad ones whilst the secondary 'berg observes pensively
got a lobber on watching (female) arses at the winter olympics
would rather get a tesco meal deal to eat in the comfort of my smelly incel hovel than go to a fancy restaurant
>>219265855skeleton is it
>>219265842mental
>the Czechs actually voted for a communist government after WW2. lmao
>>219265840lmao
>>219265844can't even afford a tuktuk to drive to and from the rice fields quan?
>>219265842white women are absolutely cooked arent they
having a laugh are we
>>219265831It's a topic where if you as the listener ever say anything bad they have the upperhand and nomies are evil people that only care about social heirarchy
>>219265870tuktuks are indian you mong
Only saving about £500 quid a month and I have £1200 of disposable income, feels like I could do more
>>219265872it's just satire, calm down
>>219265888yeah but they have them in thailand and indonesia so i assumed they have them i all rice countries
>>219265844gday just the pork banh mi and a pepsi max cheers boss actually just make that regular pepsi
>>219265890virtually everyone in the country has the same problem
I love my fat boy so much
Any of you lads have an OLED TV? Worth the extra money or should I just stick with LED?
>>219265811this is what zoomers call "aura"
>>219265872nigga that is the most obvious satire i've seen today you might just be autistic
>>219265910Worth it if you sit in front of the TV six hours a dayOtherwise don't bother
facebook meme group had a vote to remove all south east asians for being unfunny spastics
>>219265910yes I've got one and think its worth it as I spend all my time watching kinos and its a step up from the tv I had before
>>219265890I get 400 quid universal credit every month
destroy everything that exists
>>219265916It's a Chris Chan cosplay surely
>>219265899>>219265921Obviously its satire mongs, just not very funny is it
>>219265934SIR YES SIR
>>219265934y-yes chef!
hate people who aren't from one of the four cardinal directionsoh you're from the "southeast" are you? well which is it? south or east? make up your fucking mind you non-euclidean mong
Pretty girls don't do stinky farts, surely not.
>>219265929they are THE most insufferable cunts on the internet, people give indians and brazilians shit (rightfully so) but seamonkeys are on a whole nother level of unbearable. they're all anime pedophiles still stuck in 2013 mentally
>>219265959bet this sounded really funny in your head. I bet when this played out in your mind everybody was howling, cheering at your brilliance
just got up and opened the window
>>219265961How does it feel to have been posting Emma Watson poo and fart fetish posts to this thread for almost a decade now
>>219265973like to outsource your self-worth to the opinions of others do you? think everyone else thinks the same way as you do in your fucked up insecure head do you?
>>219265973christ you brits are miserable
It's all kicking off in Ashland!!
>>219265987you are by far the most sensitive and insecure freak on here, and thats including DTFIC.
>>219265992rename it gashland then we'll talk
heh
>>219265997keep a running canon of all the various /brit/ personalities and rank them by their various attributes do you? think i fit neatly into one of your autistic little boxes?
>>219266005
fucking hell that absolutely broke him lmao
>>219265997>yeah no real friends
>>219265908cute>>219265910I've asked this question to a guy who is in the know and he said to never buy OLED, they break easily because of some shit they are made of I forgot.
>>219265992a 1.1 military train came through again? don't fuck with me mate I will actually go outside irl and get pictures of it myself at 3amor is it just homeless people smearing shit on the signs again? it's a holiday weekend so he won't delete until tuesday morning
>>219266011you've been done mate
CHEEKY BUGGER
>>219266052smarmy blighter, i won that argument
I'm going to get up from bed and make some toastYes
>>219266052you have to actually do someone in the first place to be able to say this mate lol
>>219264228why are whites not allowed to have fun again
>>219266076>>219266076>>219266076
>give proportional response to cunty post>"WOW YOU'RE LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN IN TEARS"just fuck off
>>219266085maniac
