The Goon Show: Goon Again The China Story edition
>>219276037You need help
>>219276108With what?
need someone to explain this one
>>219276299good pic
>>219276489what's wrong with his nose
>>219276528Coke problem
brutal mog
>>22114338Nice larp
>>219276592
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>>219276587holy fuck they are wearing padded shapewear at the fucking olympics now tooi've seen that girl's arse it looks flat and not perky she's definitely on the padded shapewear
>>219276627Powerful.....
>>219276587Left mogs right
my cat's breath absolutely stinkslike she's been eating my dads beery poos
>>219276037Reported for spamming/flooding Enjoy your ban dickhead
>>219276592when will he avenge his father's death and kill that manta ray's son in return
INTRODUCING Campaigners for Portsmouth. Meet Addy Mo Asaduzzaman, our campaigner for CENTRAL SOUTHSEA. The most densely populated ward with the most HMOs and no open green space. Addy, originally from Bangladesh, is ready to stand up for his community with Reform UK.
>>219276657
Poured beer all over my keyboard and now most of the keys are stuck and need to be pressed hard in order to register keypresses LOL
trying to follow this curling story and all I'm getting from it is Canadians are cunts
>>219276695Scanning image for British culture..........0%!!!!
>>219276708well perhaps you shouldn't have done that?
an interactive map showing where muslims, kebab shops, news agents and other undesirables are located so you can avoid https://peaceandquiet.io/uk
>>219276737A Brit posted it therefore it is British culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNXBg_rGfks
>>219276752ok
i still miss steve irwinhis show was pure kinoi remember him pissing off some venomous snakehe said it's so deadly he'd need protectionhe put on a pair of sunglasses and went right back to pissing it off
if steve irwin was living he wouldn't stand for this
>>219276752i live in that purple zone
>>219276752My area has the top rating but I'm seeing more and more wogs with each passing day
Wonder what Steve Irwin would make of labubu
>>219276037i blame the fact i am ugly from the fact my family comes from cork ireland i am planning on just getting plastic surgery and roids soon
NEED a better wardrobe for 2026, current clothes are looking tired.
If Christopher Reeve were here he wouldn't sit for this neither
Give me 1 hours notice and I'm 100% surviving an initial 28 days later style outbreak, I can guarantee it. Whether I survive attacks from desperate survivors or whatever though and I'm not sure.
watching the conjuring 2
>>219276824just go to uniqlo spend £600 buy 3 of everything and you're done.
Rorke coming back from his decade long retreat with Shaolin monks finally ready to save the west
another successful weekend completed
>>219276824I only shop at All Saints, P&Co and Urban Outfitters
>>219276867you are literally me, literallywe're the same person
Good old British countryside
is cork ireland even worth a visit
>>219276587Left is sugoi cute, best celebration. Julia needs to sit on my crutch phwoar
nth for the gyaldem
Janny sleepGet the ponies posted
>>219276679
>>219276904just say Corkno one is think of Cork, Iowoha when you say it
watching the figure skaters training
>>219276887any clues gained?
>>219276889oh dear1
>>219276976suppose so
>>219276974For me it's skeleton
>>219276679isn't this against the rules?
>>219276737ran it through AI for subtle connections:Australia & The UK: Steve Irwin was Australian. Australia is a member of the Commonwealth of Nations, and during Steve's lifetime, the British Monarch (Queen Elizabeth II) was the Head of State of Australia.Cultural Exchange: Irwin was arguably as famous in the UK as he was in Australia or the US, appearing frequently on British talk shows and media.Ross (Bob Ross): This is a Clan name of Scottish origin (Clan Ross). It typically referred to someone who lived on a promontory or headland.Rogers (Fred Rogers): A surname of English and sometimes Welsh origin, meaning "son of Roger."Irwin (Steve Irwin): A name with roots in the Scottish and English borderlands (originating from the Old English eofor meaning "wild boar" and wine meaning "friend").English: The text on the meme ("Be Kind To...") is, of course, written in the English language, Britain's most significant cultural export.4. Religious Heritage (Fred Rogers) Presbyterianism: Fred Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister. The Presbyterian denomination has its distinct historical roots in Scotland (The Church of Scotland), brought to America by Scottish and Scots-Irish immigrants. While the faces are American and Australian, the names, language, and political history binding them together have deep roots in Great Britain.
>>219276902
>>219277005It is and I've already reported it as such
'member that autistic tripfag who was obsessed with spengler
wish they'd hurry up and invent a cure to having cold hands
Annoys me how "m dashes" are a sign of AI because I've used them for ages
some excellent cock bulges in the skeleton
>>219277054i'm talking about your post
>>219277080you should m dash under a bus you boring bastard
>>219277094Yes, I have reported it for announcing a report.
Dark blue only for me... brits dont know how good they have it
right that's it I give up on football betting its just pure randomnesslook at the fucking state of thiswolfburg are near the bottom and have lost last 3 games by the way
>>219276587butt was so perfect took me a second to notice how flat her chest was
Black bloke (upstanding citizen) white bloke (criminal, obviously)I wonder how many scenarios look like this in reality, 1 in 10, 1 in 20?
>>219277073if you werent already aware, these exist.
Honest to God I hate how incels blame women I just blame myself because I am a net negative as a human being
>>219277122nahhh not utorrent fc
Isolating myself so that 4chan is my only social outlet again award
>>219277011>>219277046>>219277077>>219277104Reported these too
was feeling stressed so i cleaned my room a bit and now i'm less stressed and much more cosy too
>>219277129Your guess of "1 in 20" is nearly spot on. In a random pairing, this specific dynamic (Black officer, White offender) would occur roughly once every 22 cases.It is actually more common than the reverse scenario (White officer, Black offender), which—while culturally stereotypical—is mathematically limited by the fact that Black men make up only about 13% of the prison population.
>>219277141Is there anyone self aware who actually does that? If you're not self aware you're basically disabled
>>219277138>>219277073you wouldn't need that shit if you had good circulation, which you can easily get by not having a shite diet and by moving about once in a while
>>219277203Most incels blame everyone but themselves I just see myself looking like this nigga
>>219277138>flameless warmthDon't believe that.
>>219277167mental how sad he is that he has such a strong compulsion to post that drivel he will do it in an empty thread
my god the uk is full of hateful racists. I can't believe rupert laws retarded new party is gaining tractions? you do realize he will fuck up your economy and comfy way of life?
>>219277129most blacks in the UK are normal people and nice to be around, their rep is just ruined by the 10% in gangs and 10% FOB migrants
when did you last have a tunnocks tea cake?
>>219277200Thanks ChatGPT but percentage of population by race is irrelevant here. What you need to look at is percentage of criminals by race.
Once herpes and aids is completely cured I won’t even pursue women anymore and just shag escorts, any normal decent woman you’d spend more than the £100 etc you’d spend on an escort to fuck them with dates and uber and time etc
>>219277264He needs intervention and 24/7/365 monitoring by a team of paychiatic and law enforcement professionals
>>219277297what about love?
>>219277297I have a wife and I just shag her when I want sex and don't need to pay her either
>>219277271
>>219277281>10% in gangs and 10% FOB migrantsi think you're underestimating the number of cronem, mandem and other undesirables. outside i see these far more often than a black man in normal western clothes going to work.
>>219277284who;s asking
>>219277288If you are looking for the frequency of the specific scenario you mentioned (a Black professional/upstanding citizen and a white criminal), the statistical likelihood is driven by these two factors: Staffing: Black individuals make up roughly 4% to 7% of the workforce in the prison and probation services (the "upstanding citizen" role). Offenders: White individuals make up roughly 72% to 77% of the criminal population (the "offender" role). The Calculation: If you were to walk into a random probation meeting in England or Wales, the chance of seeing a Black officer paired with a white offender is approximately: 0.06 (Black Staff)×0.75 (White Offender)=0.045 This confirms that the scenario occurs in about 4.5% of cases, or roughly 1 in 22. Your estimate of 1 in 20 was a very accurate statistical guess.
>>219277318I would prefer varied sex than love >>219277326You pay substantially more than £100 then if you are married
>>219277379Yeah but a marriage isn't a transaction is it
the chinese flu took this from mebeijing is lucky i don't have access to the nuclear codes
>>219277379>You pay substantially more than £100 then if you are marriedMost incel reply I've read all day. Sex to you is a transaction because you've been a shutin NEET freak your whole life and don't even see others as humans any more.
>>219277400
LMFAO2 SHOTS ON TARGET2 GOALSFUCK MY LIFE UPI CAN'T WIN
>>219277428
When am I gonna stop hearing about women’s football???. They have to shove it down people's throats constantly to try to make them watch it, or offer the tickets ridiculously cheap (and sometimes free) to fill a stadium.I don't think we need to aggressively force this "both genders are the same" stuff on everyone 24/7. Men just tend to gravitate more towards football, just as women tend to gravitate more towards shopping and baking. Of course some men like baking and some women like football. But we have innate differences as genders, and football is a way of expressing tribal, war like instincts that usually lay dormant in us.Even when women do like football, most of them watch the men's game. It's not as though people don't know women's football exists. As hard as they try to push it, the numbers just aren't there.I think it's partially an ideological thing (and probably comes from the same place as DEI, ESG etc) but also just a profit thing. Imagine if they could make double the money from football! But it won't happen. I'm sorry but when you've seen Michael Owen, John Terry, Kevin DeBruyne Thiery Henry etc, it's just not entertaining to watch women performing at a much lower level than that.There was even the story of the under 15s boys team beating a professional women's team. Stuff like that just doesn't do the sport any favours. Moreover, there is a general lack of humility about it, and a lot of sanctimonious, self-pitying remarks that come from the female players/managers, trying to scold people for not being interested as though it's somehow sexist, when in fact women don't enjoy watching it either.Football even at the highest level can be a boring sport. When you go to a non-league level, it's really just not fun to watch for the average person.
Test
>>219277428is this based or cringe?
>Hearts
>>219277478twills is such a bully
>>219277478ping canadian schizo
>>219277400This was over a decade ago.
>>219277458Ah just like brexit. The people who will be dead soon are the ones fucking up the country for everyone
>>219276684lol so happy reform is getting fucked in the asshonestly fuck farage he is just as bad as the others
house of commons if only peng 18 year old girls with nice arses could votethat's what i support
>>219277428why are young people in anglo countries consistently libtards?
>>219277456>SvanbergSweden mentioned!
just remembered that 16 year olds are allowed to vote in the UK
>>219277541High levels of education
>>219277458PHWOARRR PROPER INGERLAND
>>219277519I don’t know how people can’t see straight through Farage and Yusuf. Maybe they don’t want to idk
>>219277541young people are objectively naive, inexperienced and susceptible to emotional manipulation they have never had to shoulder real responsibilities
>>219277456This is what happens when you don't Gamble Responsibly
>>219277552>hey everyone im a nonce!!!a desperate plea for help
had my teanothing more nowperhaps a few peanuts in bed if i get hungry
>>219277591>susceptible to emotional manipulationYou can literally make 6 figures a year posting refugee fear porn AI slop because reform gammons will eat it up 24/7
>>219277591maybe but in other countries they are way more right wing
>>219277591Boomers are manipulated by Indian bot farms all day
You lads have a good Valentine's Day then?
rorke slapping leftypols arse and saying heh bet you like that ya poofter
lol what is this Leipzig game hasn't scored for 2 years then scores a beauty
>>219277458Need Restore pronto
>>219277689yh sucked the gf's knob
>>219277689got very drunk and ruined my keyboard by spilling beer all over it. same again tonight I reckon
>>219277591this post sums up the kind of yank analysis you get when it comes to politicsthey'll always find some way to justify the group being incapable of voting in their own interestyoung people vote on something they don't like - they are naiveold people - they are senileeducated - brainwashed by universitiesuneducated - are easily manipulatedironically they are the ones who have voted most against their own interest
roughly 13 days left in February to salvage this month.
>>219277730get their balls drained
>>219277428>>219277458no source
These dutch athletes I want them I need them all
>>219277541estrogen in the water supply
/brit/ has been getting a lot more leftypol lately
>>219277698pudendal nerves in the bum are directly connected to arousal in the genitals so everyone can't help liking being smacked
might be depressed but i don't believe that it's real so we move on
>>219277777checked. wp
>>219277745?
shidded and farded
>>219277777quints of dubiousness
Screaming out loud
>>219277777fuck you
>>219277428this doesnt seem right
oh if only Diego was here, he'd boot you lads into space
>>219276752>watford>okload of bollocks
I'm an unfuckable rizless chud and I HATE it
>>219277843disintegrated that freakazoid into a small pile of ash
Soilmaxxing my pants
leftypol is full of self hatred
>>219277843comparison doesn't really work because tommy robinson isn't as likely to rape a child as a man from afghanistan
>>219277152ktim
might engage in some edler scrolls lore videos tonight
Hope you lads had a good weekend?I'm feeling pretty run down, the gf has juiced me repeatedly since Friday night up until this morning. I'm pretty much shooting nothing at this point. I don't even have the energy to play vidya, think she might be a succubus
do you even need to have a social outletwhat's the harm in just not talking to anyone
Thoughts on Legend of the Galactic Heroes, lads?
just nicked this from cum lol
>>219277843what point are they making here, that that is a bad thing?
>>219277243Who is she?
Playing mewgenics and looking over at my cat wondering what his stats would be irl
>>219277925dunno but ended up here for a reason can only assume it'd be worse if not
>>219277903no i don't have a gf, in fact i've never had a gf and i'm 23 years old. my life is actually quite miserable and lonely. haha x
Why is dommy fleeing again? And why does he need a gofundme for fleeing
>>219277903>the gffuck OFF
playing a video game
>>219277777the best Canadian post in a while ngl
>>219277888>>219276186
>>219277957>23little babby boo hooloads of time to turn that around
>>219278003how
>>219277961Uno reverse
all my gay little vitamins have arrivedbalanced dieters on the fricking ropes
anyone else love watching dashcam crash compilations or am i just a psycho
>>219277957haha
I'm a Sensitive Young Man who isn't cut out for this world.
>>219278023you and all of 2010 youtube bud
>>219277968Israel is expensive
>>219278023I like boat crash compilationsthe slow inevitability of it all makes me laugh
can't even do one press up
right that's our female skeleton athlete completely fucked itstupid bitch
>>219278023more of a bodycam man myself
skiing in 2 weeks
why do people who havent even reached the age of 30 yet think they're oldat 23, being a teenager is 4 years ago for youyou are absolutely nowhere near being old
>>21927810223 is unc
>>219278102theyre nonchalant just like me
>>219278102
MATT WESTON
>>219278081that shits too violent even for me
>>219278102your life ends after 25
>>219278102i think you need to accept that many humans are complete mongs. you will encounter these mongs your entire life so save yourself some grief and get used to it.
is blackpill law?
>>219278023mongs accelerating into the dangercan't watch it because anybody can see they're gonna crash, but their ego is hurt so crash because they're mongs
>>219278122ktimulating
new gimmick become woke
>>219278149yh..
>>219278102when i was 18 i used to think 25 was oldnow im 31 and think im not that old im just a young lad
>>219277957I only got my first gf and lost my virginity at 25 lad. This is my second gf, only been together a couple months. Hang in there lad, plenty time.>>219277970Call down lad, you an r9k refugee? Heard they were shutting it down, shame really, have some good memories of the place from when I wasn't a shagger.
>>219278160the future is darkwoke
why do femoids do this
>Call down lad, you an r9k refugeeIs this why this general has been flooded with retards recently?
>>219278114right no it isn't this gay meme has to stop
I use my car dash cam to spy on the toilfu when she leaves work before me. I have not wanked to the footage.
DOUBLE GOLD FOR MATT WESTONUNSTOPPABLE
I am 33 years young and it is ME who posts "um"
the lunch
>>219278201seems so
>>219278102Here at least...probably using high school as a reference point. Most graduate at 18 so 23 is a full 5 years later
>>219278195outright lies, very disingenuous of them
>>219278150that's every uk dash cameras video just full speed a mini roundabout so they can beep at people
>>219278175performatively saying lad to appear more normalkill yourself
>>219278195its something like the woman not feeling threatened sexually so feels ok handing out the complimentshe wouldn't do that if fiona was peng
>>219278222lol it makes it look like it's chewed-up food
>>219278122spot on. essentially an excuse shirk any responsibility. the sooner you realize this and start taking care of yourself the better.
>>219278195countersignallingit's the ultimate insult
>>219278081copslop
Half of you don't even belong here, fuck off to whichever rock you've crawled from
>>219278208didnt think he'd come back from that +0.3outstanding
might just give up and start a food truck business
>>219278207>I have not wanked to the footage.Oh yeah felt the need to clearly state that did you?
peter mandelson and peter crouch should start a podcast and call it 2 petes in a pod
*scurries back underneath the dank slimy rock i crawled from*
>>2192782881 pete and a paed'
the bag of haribo tangfastics has been OPENED
>>219278288Based>>219278303Basedado
femdom is the futurre (of my wanks)
might start smoking again. gives brief instances of purpose through the day
>>219278303scrom!
Matt Weston x Tabby Stocker double-ended sex arse
>>219278208they actually do mixed skeleton?what happens if the chap gets a knob on
>>219278231>just full speed a mini roundaboutyou've got to drive over that roundabout otherwise you're not getting return on investment on the dashcam
>>219278333they do it one after the otherno sex skeleton unfortunately
>>219278333It's like getting a mushroom in mario kart
>>219278240Who shat in your cornflakes lad? :)So hostile
you're telling me this man is not on normal courtyard exercise?
>>219278208do you think they ever...
Introducing Restore Britain's first ever councillor, Maria Bowtell.A patriot!
>>219278316>purposenot sure you know what that word means. i think distraction would be a better word for it but i havent given it much thought.
i think figure skating is the only co-ed olympic event but all the dudes are fagoids so it's ok for them to lift the girls up by their coochies and shit
>>219278245They still watch out for the ugly ones
>>219278366welcome to the team, maria!
>>219278366Get her shagged on camera x
>>219278317so this is [insert name of /brit/ personality here]
>>219278366
>>219278359i don't like people giving condescending advice and acting like they're normal people on 4channel.org>i'm just a normal shagger lad aha just be normal ladi hate people like you
>>219276684>>219278366reform are finished
>>219278366maria sounds foreign, why not mary?
Wait so does Rorke still like Reform or is he a Restore Britain man now?
>getting your clothes from uniqlobender shit
wish AOL chat was still around and had the same exact interface as 20 years ago why can't things just stay simple and consistent
>>219278426rorke has moved to restore britainhe was disillusioned by the onboarding of tories into reform
>>219276684wot if we made a nationalist party...and filled it wiv foreigners...
wish there was a political party that was liberal but didn't support trannies and open borders shitsuppose that's too much to ask for x
>>219278431seriouslyuniqlo is rubbish
>>219278463unironically any of the northern Irish parties
>>219278431
get the video watched, get the quiz done, get the mini-course completed
>>219276566>>219276566>>219276566New
>>219278493ummy
>caring what another man wearspoof
>>219278507Bottling your gayness
>>219278395I didn't say I was normal, you have projected this. Just because I've managed to shag 2 women by age 31 doesn't mean I'm some kind of chad. I'm on 4chan for Christ sake. Do you think escortlad is normal? Didn't really give any advice either :/
canadian onamadone
if I could just have everyone's attention for a moment, I've got my bum out
>>219278533haha yes lad we're all just lads here xhang in there ladkys
>>219278507i'll fucking kill you
>>219278568*pulls your trousers up*
>>219278463French liberal or Anglo liberal?
>>219278568
Have you checked out Rubes' new channel
It's not funny if they don't ban me wtf
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink.
>>219278666
>>219278571That's not advice, you're a mong.
>>219278631what is it
>>219278649Why are you purposefully trying to get banned?
There is a quiet gurggle from the arse end. I shall commence to inspect it and return.
rapid
>>219278670:)
>>219278664alright lad just hang in there lad
things haven't been the same since obongo was first elected
Leftypol learning Arabic Rorke learning Yiddish
oh god I gotta lose weight
>>219278719You have some schmutz there lad
>>219278680Stupid gimmick
>>219278670sex toy reviews
>>219278366>foidfucking spastics
>>219278731bulk time
>>219278748Cry harder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1gDwXGsdlk look at him go
>>219278743Bizarre
Back to the gimmick drawing board I guess
>>219278707>advice to encourage someone to persevere, remain patient, and not give up during difficult, stressful, or trying times. While intended to show support and foster resilience, it is often viewed as a generic, passive, or dismissive phrase that may lack practical help, potentially Invalidating the recipient's feelings.Right, that's me done. Best make dinner.
Going to post a rulebreaking post
>>219278778Yeah
Am I muted lads?
>>219278804good lad haha off to make dinner are we lad
real new>>219274125>>219274125
going to be in bed showered and toothbrushed by 7.30. lights out 7.45 x
>>219278822You shouldn't do that
>>219278838
>>219278828negative
>>219278830Yeah brb lad
>>219278838well that's the old
>>219278828yeah
>>219276566>>219276566>>219276566
>>219276566>>219276566
Sir princess Diana
>>219278870s
