Le cyclope édition
every woman should be put to death via electric chair
Well it's only fucking looming now isn't it
>>219281850It's looming harder than it's ever loomed before.
>>219281842pcsianftim
>>219281841bit harshi think they should just be jailed for life
>>219281830GoodWhite people need to other uppity gooks who think they're all that
>>219281853I wonder what happened to maisieposter
>>219281859It can't go on like this
>>219281860dont know what this means
>>219281830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5wjKmadkd4thoughts on living on a remote overseas territory?
>>219281864Prisons are paid for by taxes, you expect me to pay women's living costs when they're not shagging me? No chance
going to start a show that has 98 episodes now (each an hour a pop)Wish me luck lads
>>219281882
>>219281877Died in Afghanistan
Ok we need to talk about itWe need to talk about precum, specifically morning precumWhen your hard wood turns flaccid, precum leaks out of your dick, right? And it gets on your boxer shorts? How annoying is that?! Having a damp patch in your underneath in front of where your dick is
Well?
>>219281889would prefer gibraltar to be honest
>>219281942Me in the 10%
>>219281671??
arranged marriages but for white British folk
>>219281942going to have to side with the boomers on this one Hate fireworks, hate mopeds, hate house parties, hate noise of any kind.I am a 95 year old man and I don't give a shit.
>not good looking >Not smart >Not tall >No charming >Not funny >Pretty boring >Not special or unique God was cruel it's been downhill since my birth around 2003
>since my birth around 2003blud described himself like an historical figure
>>219281982Willy status?
>>219281942>doesn't research area >has a whinge when established establishment gets noisy >it’s the pub’s fault and I’m a victim boohoo
>>219281987on the bench lmfao
>>219282011>65+
>>219282009Last time I measured it was 7 inches hard
Why are 20 year olds posting in this general
>>219281941So change them?
>>219282017:/
>>219281889*spits on you*
>>219282029Because 4chan is for students and people banned from reddit for being racist
Have you noticed how older men don't really look and stare at young women the way young men do? And I don't just mean really old men but men who are 35 or 40+I doubt it's testosterone related, it could be more to do with the fact that they know they have zero chance with younger women so why bother looking? Young guys meanwhile think there's a chance, no matter how small or unlikely
nobody has the right to insult Islam
>>21928202425-49, but with sense
>>219282054ok
>>219282052Fuck off to Instagram
>>219282039who are supporting in the World Cup then Mr Belg?
>>219282027Youre fine then x
>>219282054it's 100% due to testi know this from my own experience
>>219282063Anybody has every right. That’s why it’s a right.
>>219282088Erm
one ring to rule them all? suprise, it is a bum ring
>>219282036They're not dirty, they just have a splodge of precum on them which is sticky and annoying Here's the thing, I already do something about this. I put a folded piece of tissue in front of my dick before going to sleep to catch any precum that leaks out. Does anyone else do this?
>>219282081englandthis is just a flag i post with
>>219282077Instagram is for wanking, 4chan is for catfishing
>>219282088um
>>219282103very vibe coded post x
bedtime soon x
>>219282088think her name i jodi taylor
UM
heard that if you're having suicidal thoughts they stick you in the psych ward, but i'm never NOT thinking about suicide so by rights should i not be banged up for life?
>>219282089Still a bet negative on humanity I want a bus to hit me
back in the day you could feel up the bird in the pub, slap her arse, go in for a cheeky peck.just cant do that anymore
>>219282088hope this was a consensual rape
>>219282088hot
>>219282112thumbnail looks like a black girl presenting
>>219282128whats wrong
>>219282129They only lock you up if you try and go through with it, but pussy out at the last second and ring an ambulance. Thoughts aren't enough
>>219282052Thought it was for jaded 30+ old Internet users who remember when they could say anything without beinf arrested
>>219282140AI slop
mum's thirsting over women younger than her daughter again
>>219282090But rich and famous older guys e.g. Leonardo DiCaprio still fuck young women like crazy because they can. They never had to think 'It's over now, I'm too old'
>>219282147?
>>219282107Not bad thinking, but I’d be angsty over getting tissue glued to the old chap
>>219282166Bizarre post
>>219282112lmao
>>219282161No that's called meeting up with friends of a similar age and talking quietly in a pub frequented by retired and/or divorced old men
just woke up
>>219282147genuine mental illness this
>>219282189Alright Neo
>>219282131Can i have your stuff?
>>219282173bet she's packing a monsterlet us see you tease
Gandalf's just fallen down Moria lads. can't believe he's gone :(
>>219282175they have higher test
>>219282189horrific
>>219282206r
>>219282186Comfy
>>219282173well we don't fucking know because this tease hasn't shown her cock yet
>>219282196to, at a glance of an unclear image, picture a woman in a seductive pose when i am in fact a heterosexual man? what's mentally ill about that?
>>219282173can't find her channel anymoredid s(he) nuke everything?
>>219282250having an ebony fetish
rorke trying to do a bunch of fancy shit like listening to classical music, reading the financial times and drinking craft beers only to realise it's all shit and he has pleb tastes in everything
>>219282166um?
>>219282189Wish I could go back to that life of staying up all night playing games
threads have been very incellious today
>>219282270don't have an ebony fetish, only reason i pictured it specifically as a black woman is because of the brown colour dominating the image
>>219282229i knowit's extremely grim
>>219281941Never had this issue, sounds like an infection.
>>219282112catberg on a fucking madness
>>219282296brown coloureds dominated your mums arse last niht
>>219282248>her cock
>>219282294*sniggers and mumbles some incellian gremlin words*
>>219282088got hard at this...
sick of the woke tranny agenda
>>219282221Rorke shedding a tear for Gandalf's sacrifice Leftypol explaining that he actually said "you cannot pass!" in the book
really want to do drugs today home my old plug is still dealing
just unhinged my jaw to eat some ham
>>219281853this her nigga wat
>>219282329Tbh if catberg was a waiter I'd imagine they'd do that
>>219282296
>>219282189Since about November I've been waking up between dawn and 8am, and going bed around midnight and I must say it makes me feel quite happy.A day feels like a day, you know? Rather than just merging into one blob mess.
put too much pepper in this soup haven't i
>>219282218thick vein too that wraps up to her bellend
>>219282401you bloody idiot
>>219282380Sophie was always the gay one, Maisie was just playing along
LOVE eating some sardines in tomato sauce in the eveningsMaybe it's because I used to fish them at draynor village in runescape as a kid
>>219282414Monke :)
>>219282414absolutely disgusting
>>219282414rorke having his bi-monthly bath
>>219282401Waiter waiter there is a fly in my soup doing backstrokes
it cold
Rorkević
>>219282178I can vouch it doesn't do that. The precum just goes on the tissue, sometimes I 'jelq' my dick because I can feel the precum waiting to come out. I let it go onto the tissue, fold the tissue in half and put it back in place in the front of my boxersIt works great and I've been doing it daily for 15+ years
>>219282463Bundle of joy
>>219282407Again >her
>>219282487trans women are womenfucking get over it
>>219281803my fav paintingi'm just like himstaring at women but not allowed to touch
>>219282497Are they though? Sounds like degen cope to me
>>219282401make the soup bigger without adding more pepper
>>219282497
>>219282513yes we are grow up
ian hislop
It suits a lot of incel men to believe that "trans women are women"
>>219282497leftypol on the ropes
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)Boots with the fur (with the fur)The whole club was lookin' at herShe hit the floor (she hit the floor)Next thing you knowShawty got Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe
>>219282540Begin with your fanily
women will post shit like this and see no problem with it
lucky he's a fanily guy
>>219282519
and now the bells are ringin' alalalalalalala
>>219282566behead neurotypicals
Got sausage and chips from the Chinese and the gravy was sweet
Fucking exhausted team. Been up since 4:00 am as catberge woke me up for his breakfast by scratching and biting me. Then I walked to work, did a 10 hour shift and walked home.
Surreptitiously googles heady smell
>>219282616ywnbaw
>>219282571Posts like this are why women didn't have rights for centuries
>>219282612why you getting sausages from a chinese?
>>2192825664/10 in California
>>219281942>choosenot my problem lol
>>219282487I really dgaf, ship has long sailed with the whole gay rights saga so I don’t see the problem with adding tranners into the mix
Leftypol cycling round centre parksRorke rollin roubd butlins
>>219282616must have been brutal for someone who suffers from narcolepsy you're made of tough stuff x
>>219282655Never tried Chinese but mumberg wanted it
we're all in here btw >>219282609
>>219282566>>219282663
>>219282693
>american flag>awful postmr yank begone
>>219282685vile cunt
>>219282672sorry but im not calling men who blatantly get off on larping as women female or letting them into the same spaces as actual women and girls no matter how much they whinge
/our guy/ Magnus Carlsen wins a chess world championship once again
>>219282678Yep I was very tired throughout
you're an indian not a cowboy it's just a matter of when you get your small pox blanket not if
wassup my homiesits ya boy rupert we finna clean the hood
>>219282760He’s got a gentle face and kind smile. I trust Rupert.
>>219282736did the man with good memory remember the optimal way to move the shaped pieces of wood did he?
How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Just one, if you give her compliments she'll light up the whole room!
Sorry he's actually norwegian
>>219282715>american flaggoing to wait for you to post proof youre even british. have none? stfu then
>>219282778They’re gonna do all they can to destroy him not unlike Corbyn
Going to be another night of generating AI images of me and seasideMARK together on a date again
women are currency
>>219282796I won’t let them.
>>219282794more proofs than u tubby mutilated golem
>>219282779actually it was Fischer Random so no he didn't remember, he calculated on the fly. that's you done
>>219282803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR2JlDnT2l8
Drinking combinations of alcohol sugar and citrus in increasing strength, hoping they will cure my cold\
i am an incel i hate women !!
>>219282817>apu.jpgnice. going to post it, or....?
i am unemployed and it is time to play overwatch
2 golds lads
>>219282846ktim
I am genuinely so pathetic in how I've ended up relying on validation from a prostitute. She's a popular escort so I have to book a week in advance. She honestly lives rent-free in my head. The problem is she is my type (natural looking, smart, feminine, soothing).What have I done? I lost my virginity to her so I'm emotionally attached to her, basically the city bicycle. But realistically she doesn't give a shit about me. I'm half-expecting her to cut me off after our next meeting because she's put some stupid comment on her profile about "only seeing clients with genuine chemistry".
drinking a bo'o'o'wa'a
>>219282881Take it to /Britfeel/
>>219282857why is she blushing
>>219282861nobody cares, it's the 6 nations
the bluetooth device is connected uh successfullay
>>219282881
>>219282829worked your way to the limoncello?
>>219282881>I am genuinely so pathetic in how I've ended up relying on validation from a prostitute.stopped there.
>>219282881this nigga cant even pay for pussy. OH MY DAYS
>>219282871who do you main
my shenis is hard
>>219282894Lost to scotchland. Oh dear oh dear
>>219282909foster brother
>>2192829136 7 SCREAMING
Did initially consider a few jars tonight but I'm physically exhausted I need to look after my body and give myself time to recover
>>219282934sixxxx sevvvven
rarity
>>219282937I'll look after your body ;)
six tewwwsix tewww
>>219282871doom
havent posted here in 5 months watched silence of the lambs today, quite the anti-troon film
>>219282908Have some lemonade left from xmas and drinkign it mixed with vodka
>>219282979was planning to rewatch that myself like the bit where the prisoner says 'I can smell your cunt' to clarice
>>219282919meant to reply to this :/>>219282978
>>219282987So posh radler
>>219282979are you the English lad who moved to Spain in your childhood
>>219282524Autogynephilia
>>219282987enjoy x
>>219283001it's a sweet flick
got a sore head ow my head
>>219283047hope they shot that horse in front of the others as a warningstupid beast
>>219282979you didn't, you just saw the thread on /tv/ like i did you prick
>>219282937consider a rope
surreptitiously scranning the proverbial sex arse
>>219283047posted it again award
was playing cyberpunk and realised i missed an iconic weapon (which i will never use i might add) in the previous mission so i rolled back a previous save and sacrificed a solid 2 hours of my life
updated x
anyone else seen that 88c bus in glasgow lolmade me giggle haha
Albania just hoovered up a few lines and now wants to fight everyone in /brit/ the madlad
I don’t think they have bloomin’ onions in the UK. In the UK a bloomin’ onion is just a regular onion but said emphatically.
>>219283115is it a revolver?
>>219283116>Louisiana are you brown? why on earth would you want to move there? also>California and New Mexico??
>>219283088nah i did. i'm not albanian/paedophile so i don't browse /tv/ i also watched pulp fiction recently, followed by django unchained. it's quite mental how much tarintino loves the n word. he might even love it more than me, which let me tell you, is an awful lot
>>219283001the wokes censored that line out in some newer versions
>>219283115>playing so called video games
Wish I could get the right help and support to make my life more manageable
>>219281803https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124546072891
i wear my heart on my sleeve
>>219283151nah it was some gimmicky melee weapon and i don't really use melee weapons
>>219283156Maybe married a whore in a prison in France.
>>219283116swear texas used to be a little to the rightthere's no way it's right dead in the middle
>>219283164nothing wrong with that
for anyone feeling sorry for themselves I've attached an image with a few photos of Serge Gainsbourg with Jane Birkinhe also famously dated Brigitte Bardot
>>219283171Ignorant post from a backward country
>>219283171fucks sake
installing the TAP Air Portugal app
if you can't listen to sister ray and immediately hear how tvu laid the groundwork for everything good in the 70s, 80s and beyond, music may not be for you
>>219283170>still crying like a 12 y/o but in their early - mid 20syou have no idea how f*cked you are in life already. best of luck bent nonce freak
https://youtu.be/fKvXPzoa6ps
>>219283186i'm all about revolversfound a nice one once and that was it, one head shot, one kill
>>219283199lol
haven't smoked weed in years but i reckon it's fun to smoke with a good friend but grim to smoke alone, even grimmer than drinking alone
>>219283173I have a habit of taking my shirt off
if you can't listen to sister ray and not immediately start sucking on a ding dong, music may not be fore you
>>219283214I'm 29 you clown
the raped
>>219283233hi
>>219283161no doubt absolutely sick to the back teeth of them
>>219283246nigga you have balls
>>219282913I can and have.I just have turned into an emotional wreck.
>>219283246even worse. protip: start learning from your mistakes without having to repeatedly learn lessons the hard way as if ANYONE on earth cares (they dont)
>>219283241I COULDN'T HIT IT SIDEWAYS
>>219283260scream
>>219283276morning gaypornlad
>>219283276Unironically not gay
Patrick hast du kleingeld
major 67 event taking place
>>219283276me on the left
Mojito sub edition
>>219283271she's literally setting up to block you. you're so bad that she doesn't even want your money if it means being anywhere near you
big fan of chicken and beansmexicans knew what they were doing
>>219283309Why are you posting excrement
/brit/ be calling anyone lad like “hello gaypornlad” or “haha its cplad”
>>219283259Nice made /posted the original in brit
>>219283156I've been very interested in Louisiana lately. Seems pretty cool. The only bad things about New Mexico is a lack of good jobs and too much sun, don't mind the latinx and injuns. I'd live in Mexico itself desu.
>another reddit screencapJisatsu shiro
>>219283338Top answers please
>>219283367fuck me he is gay
>>219283320mojito at this hour
>>219283367this all sounds very gay
Just lay down in bed. It comfy and it lush
>>219283373>New Mexicoyoure retarded
>>219283406
for me its Indonesian Telegram channels
>>219283367does this man support or oppose hypergamy?
>>219283007hes dead now though
>>219283442Hitting up those rent boys eh
I need Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a stinky fart that goes straight up my nostrils.
>>219283442what could possibly be going on there that's worth joining?
had the foreign e-gf coming to australia to finally meet in person but the plane she was on crashed and she died, that's just the way it goes for the likes of me, the universe is conspiring to keep me a virgin
sucking on a chopped cheese the ocky way
>>219283484i think he's nonce posting
hole (the band) made some kino songs
>>219283528Bit early you cunt
>>219283528girl the bump limit??
>>219283523I think theyre under appreciated
>>219283528
>>219283546Isnt it 300
>>219283428I'd live in Chihuahua and fall in love with the Mexican girl in the west Texas town of El Paso
>>219283557deffo mate its pure sexism
right that's a woman thrusting her penis into another woman's arsehole
