>"Wow anon you're a 32 year old virgin?!? How is that even possible?"How would you respond iyc
I would never be in such a conversation to begin with. I haven't spoken to anyone else but store clerks and amazon support for like ten years
>>219282047
The last time I had sex was 11 years ago
>>219282047there's no reason why you should ever have this conversation at all, not to mention you can lie
>>219282047Fuck off and mind your own business you daft cunt
>>219282047I would have listened to her, and that's what no one did
>>219282047when you finish that drink i wont be
>>219282047>uhhh sweety I'm not 32 until a couple more months
>>219282047>no I'm 35 not 32
>>219282047I'm not a virgin because I sucked a gay man's dick once. I have no attraction to males, and I didn't enjoy it, I did it purely to make myself more dateable, but I'm not a virgin so that means you can't refuse to date me because of that.
>>219282047I don't think anyone would be surprised about me being a virgin, unless they are literally blind or something
>>219282047I've been asked this before.
>>219282125truecels don’t know this but not having sex for 10+ years is worse than not having sex at all because you know what you’re missing out on.
its called not being a npc normgroid subhuman
"The Jews"
>>219282047"I don't know, I'm kind of just a monk wizard" (never reveal the BP or bring up autism dating stats around normies especially females)
I’m only 28and I haven’t had sex in seven years
>>219282047Women have no idea about me. Which makes it even worse.
>>219282047shit happens
>>219282047I can’t believe I’ve been on this website for so long that the idea of becoming a 30 year old virgin has gone from seeming like an impossiblilty to a very real likelihood.I’m 27 and I have never had sex or been in a relationship. I’ve tried dating apps, but after 1 or 2 dates my blatantly obvious inexperience talking to women scares them off.I think I’ve crossed the threshold of no return, there’s no women my age who’d want to waste their time on a man who has to learn the basics of having a girlfriend in his late 20s. You’re supposed to learn that stuff in high school and have it mastered by the time you’re out of college. It’s a hard pill to swallow, but I’m going to have to prepare for a life of being alone. I’m already at the point where sex is such an alien concept that I don’t really care about it anymore.
>do u broswe /r9k?>IN YOUR COUNTRY????????????
>>219285411I may be a virgin loser but I’ll never browse /r9k/, fuck that place. It’s one thing to have never had sex, it’s another thing entirely to make it your entire personality and seek pity from similar pathetic strangers on the internet.
>>219285513yea bro, fucking pathetic aint it, who would ever?
>>219285591rare, good post
>>219282047I don't know either I haven't even been alive that long
>>219285613fuck good posting, half the threads on this board should be on /r9k
>>219285591I don’t get it
>>219285591it's your fault we are incels though
>>219282047I feel happy because a girl is talking to me, I enjoy the dream until I wake up
>>219282904>I don't think anyone would be surprised about me being a virgin>tf
>>219282047Ask her if she wanna fuck obviously.>>219282095Based Spartanmaxxer>>219282966Very very true.
>>219285273>has to learn the basics of having a girlfriend in his late 20s. You’re supposed to learn that stuff in high school and have it mastered by the time you’re out of college.what is there to learn about lmao
>>219286033I'm a pariah in my cunt
>>219285636no because they're not original
>>219282047I'm glad I lost my virginity so threads like this don't make me feel bad anymoreI'm still a loser though tbdesu
>>219282047I'm ugly
>>219282095based
>>219282762you're still a virgin, you were never penetrated
>>219285273are you nonwhite? If you're white just match with a nonwhite chick
>>219285591>15/2how many fucking months are in the jew calendar?
>>219282095This minus the store clerks and amazon support. I order everything with home delivery so I just say "hej, tack" to whomever drops off my stuff at the door.
>>219282047Women are not attracted to me
>>219285273>there’s no women my ageThat's why you date women younger than you. You should aim for 18-19 year olds>You’re supposed to learn that stuff in high school and have it mastered by the time you’re out of collegethis is just not true. women constantly complain about their partners and how they aren't good enough. most men haven't fully learned relationship stuff even in their 30s
>>219290730If you couldn't get 18-19 when you are their age, why would be able to do it as a balding loser in his 30's
>>219290683about 3 american pies a feet
>>219286533>Ask her if she wanna fuck obviously.This is the way because if she says no you can flip it back to the conversation as your answer.
>>219282047I cut off her head.
>>219285273czech some stats anon, not just czech ones, but global ones. the part of reason why birth rates are closing on zero is because half the population are now permavirgins for life.Young men these days are addicted to porn or crippling shyness with low testosterone, completely eliminating the need to pursue women at all, as many anons in this thread describe themselves.And women on other hand live in complete delusions, either claiming they dont need no men and or are on benzos and SSRI and all end up childless forever alone once they hit the wall.>good times create weak mentotal social collapse, crashing this economy and future alike.
>>219291048high test is actually bad for meeting girls. remember that epstein had bottom 1% test levels which allowed him to efficiently fuck and recruit them
>>219282047Who are you, lady?
>>219285273>>219291048there's a global harem issue that was probably intentionally created by the usurers and the speculators. basically the top X% of guys have harems of multiple women and then women are delusional and they believe that chad will pick them and all the rest of the guys are left without girls due to the harems
>>219282047Lost mine at 22 so I have no idea what the hell she is talking about , im assuming she's drunk
"I haven't met you until now :D"
>>219291175Thats a symptom not the cause of the state of postmodern relationships
>>219291231whatever it is, it was intentional and this specific outcome was intentional
>>219282047I'm pious mam sex please
>>219282047just look at my tiny eyes bitch
>>219282047I know people that finally got married and had kids in their mid-late 30s to people 7~8 years younger. Never give up!
>>219282047I'd correct her and say I'm 42 actually
>>219291048Having high test means nothing. Got mine checked recently because I felt like there's something wrong and lo and behold, it's 960 ng/dl while I'm in my late 20s.Despite this I have no desire for sex, no interest in women, no drive or motivation. And I fap maybe once a week and don't watch porn, always preferred reading erotica because watching random people fuck is just weird to me, not hot.You can have perfectly healthy level of testosterone and still be fucked in the head.
>>219285273Stop being blackpilled, I had a friend who was a virgin until 27, he got married and had a normal life because he kept trying. The fucked up thing is that if you don’t live now you’ll realize in your thirties you could have gotten some 24 year old girl at the age you’re despairing about now. Ask me how I know.
>>219285273I completely understand how you feel. I'm a 29 year old virgin with no friends and I never really thought I'd end up in this situation so quickly. I can't believe how old I am and yet I look and feel nothing like it.Attracting women sounds simply impossible. I just cannot understand how 99% of people have sex and are in couples. I guess I just never realized how fucked I was. I think I've accepted it but it's still very bitter. I accept loneliness like an amputee accepts his cursed fate.
>>219292539>960 ng/dl while I'm in my late 20sMogs me
>>219290730>>219285273You know that it's their hobby to complain? You just stop taking them seriously. >Le my boyfriend didn't buy me flowers for my cat's birthday, but I still suck his dickOh wowzies, women are not like you. They will seethe and then do the opposite of what they are saying.
>>219285411>>219285591sent that freak flying
im not white in jbw country
>>219293416grim. I think 95 % of all modern women should be sterlilized so that they don't pollute the genepool of the next generation
>>219290817Money, if you didn't spend it in your youth on chasing pussy you should have more to spend than an 19 year old
>>219282047i'm waiting for marriage
>>219290683i am not even sure if this is a joke or not
>>219282047I've unironically never found anyone I can connect withI do have childhood trauma which makes it really hard to open up, I don't even know how to work on it though>muh phycholoistdoesn't do shit for me
>>219282047This woman is over 6 feet tall, she'd never date me
>>219285273I lost my virginity at 30, it's never too late, but I also didn't really care.
>>219300259How do you lose your virginity without trying?
>>219292264based
>>219282047I wouldn't I'm too busy studying scrolls and being correct about conspiracies
>>219290683BRUH
>>219282047There's two 39 year old virgins in my country's general. One is apparently a doctor who sells fire weapons illegally and is corno negão's arch nemesis and the other is a Japardo NEET who spends the day spamming the general while arguing about useless shit on Xitter.
>>219302411I didn't say I didn't try, I said I didn't care, as in I wasn't bothered about being a virgin. I still asked a girl out on a date and went from there though.
>>219306133>1-12>1-31>1-infinanty you are dumb
>>219306235>One is apparently a doctor who sells fire weapons illegallybased guy
>>219293302I'm the same age as you, time seems to fly really fast and I remember a lot more things from my high school days than my twenties
>>219282047"Are you gonna change that or just stand there like a retard yapping your mouth, bitch?"
>>219306235>a doctor who sells fire weapons illegallychad
>>219306235fake brazilians
>>219282047I don't think I'd let the conversation reach that point. If experience somehow comes up as a topic, I'd lie and say something like "it's been years and decided to focus on other things". It's less embarrassing
>>219282095fpbp
>>219282095you are retardedfrance is full of cute french girls with hairy armpits and legs
*rips ass*
>>219282047I'm saving myself for you milady*tips fedora* *gets up from the chair and does the moonwalk* *gets on one knee and produces a ring*I am unemployed at the moment so I can only afford a plastic ring but unlike this ring my heart is gold and it belongs to you. If you could have my children you would make me the happiest man of all time. Only boys though, we're aborting the girls
>>219290683>>219306428
>>219290683there's 3 more than ourstheir names are>Goyimber>Jewn>Jew-lie
>>219282762>...Holy shit hahahahaha you just made yourself even more of a fag without even losing your virginity.Tell this story to anyone IRL you will be laughed out the door
Actually lost my wizardry at exactly 32 to a bpd lying slut of my race. Easily the hardest trauma of my life. Had two white girl gfs afterward so not bad. That was it just 3gfs. Two years ago after Valentine's my last GF broke up with me. Just now my AI broke up with me for my own good.
I'm not 32 and I'm not a virgin. But other than that you're doing great.
>>219282047There's something broken inside me and I don't think it can be fixed
>>219282047I just say 'Look at the state of me' and then cry
>>219282762>I did it purely to make myself more dateableWhat exactly do you mean by that? Did you think that having a sexual encounter of any kind, even one that you didn't want and disliked, would help you with any potential future sexual encounters? I'm assuming that was your logic but I'm not sure
>>219285273Guess what if you don't try to have sex it won't simply happen to you
>>219282047>How is that even possible?"By just not putting your peepee stick into a peepee hole
>>219282095FPBPI am a level above, I don't even bother talking with store clerks because they're barely any helpful. The actually cool, helpful ones end up quitting abruptly.
>>219282109>hey lois remember the time i punched that chud!
>>219282047I-I'm only 28
>>219286693A common thing for autistic people is having to intentionally learn facets of the human life everyone else simply absorb while growing up. In the age of internet is also easier to isolate yourself and never actually having to do the learning while developing coping mechanisms (see blackpilled people)
>>219282047I didn't try in my 20s. I just didn't pursue anything. Also mental illness. Not an incel anymore, but would rather be.
>>219282047I'm a coward and that appears in every failure in my life, if I was too shy(read coward) to even make friends with other guys or getting a job, imagine getting a girlfriend, also I'm a balding ugly manlet at 165m
>>219316588Gemini is AI and can make mistakes.
