Fishing boats leaving the harbour (me going to bed) edition
Free Palestine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXNbfU0Ww_E
>>219287582good album that
>>219287447dogsh*t
>paraidse.
>>219287591Yeah monet is shit haha x
>>219287600Mad that i could rape her but would chose not to because shes a ching chong china (wo)man
>>219287611i was referring to the thread. nice try, though.
Never smoked it even tho I smoked a lot of cali and old school strains. Right now I got some wedding pie. It's nice but I really want to try cheese. Heard it got an amazing smellI'm literally going through the medical weed strains just to find something A bit similar to cheese in the geneticsDoes it really smells like cheese?
>>219287585It can be a strong high, and a strong smell, some people dont like it. Wedding pie sounds nice.>Does it really smells like cheese?Kind of
can't believe the news of prince philip's death broke on a tranny editionhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142787750/#142789332
>>219287447>Fishing boats leaving the harbour*Fishing Boats at Sea
>>219287648evil whore
>>219287660*stabs you in the eye *
>>219287637Wedding cake makes you horny, no? My ex smoked some and wanted to shag loadsCheese is quite pungent, yes.Smells really funky.
thought #136umchickens x
>>219287666checked
>>219287600very fit
>>219287676any weed makes me horny
Why are you up late brit?
>>219287676This>>219287691
>>219287600imagine how fucking hot this would be if this was an asian boy hiding a tiny penis under there
>>219287700im with my friends x
>>219287682I love to that thought!.... *Fucks you*
>>219287663what makes her evil
>>219287709
>>219287700playing asscreed origins againdrinking whisky again2meters of water on the road around my parts so no toil
>>219287721epic pwnage good sir
>Never smoked it even tho I smoked a lot of cali and old school strains. Right now I got some wedding pie. It's nice but I really want to try cheese. Heard it got an amazing smellI'm literally going through the medical weed strains just to find something A bit similar to cheese in the genetics>Does it really smells like cheese?
>>219287700was up til 3am last night. Slept 7 hours and woke at 10am. You?
>>219287700playing geoguesr
>>219287700Drinking brandy
>>219287700I slept from 6 to 12
>>219287663having sex out of wedlock
>>219287582They only decently performed it live once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X6cSjhZM0o Years later they tried redoing it like this but it wasn't as good
>>219287745yer on the brandy???
>>219287747Used to live vampire time. It completely fucks you up
>>219287731bordeaux?
>>219287718Give them a kiss from me>>219287731Does anything interesting happen in the lore past black flag? I'm didn't keep up with them
>>219287641I really want it. My plug had it but it sold out in days This fucking guy manBtw, is 2cb a thing in the UK? Here it's really obscure
>>219287763>Give them a kiss from meum um um u cnt say that x
Is it still a joke?
>>219287762upstream, it's fucked
>>219287760Aye pal dc
>>219287773Don't know mate are you
>>219287763yea but it's fucked, it's clear they don't know what they're doing
>>219287735I just woke up>>219287742You any good?>>219287745What brand haha like brand-y xx>>219287747Why
>>219287731What whisky
>>219287807She doesn't look like Joanna, I hope someone has the balls to tell her this
thought #134im a vibe (lol)
>>219287809>You any good?yeah x
Can't imagine a Frenchman drinking whisky nor ordering a takeaway I know these things must've happened but they just seem so sniffy and set in their French ways
>>219287807why the same game?
>>219287788He fucked a man and posted it online. Was he just joking?
>>219287771Aha xx>>219287793Shame I quite liked the modern day segments
>>219287447Of i were a deano id have this printed on my wall
>>219287761I was up last night working and couldnt sleep all day, work tomorrow is gonna be interesting but ill take 15 grams of creatine and a cold shower and ill be fine>>219287766>Btw, is 2cb a thing in the UK? Here it's really obscurenever tried it, I've only been in the UK two times, I hear its like mdma without the dopamin crash after
not capitalising my sentences cos im nonchalant af
>>219287853Bizarre understanding of what a deano isGo away and lurkmoar please
need to get down to Brazil for Carnaval next year
>>219287809>Why>>219287856
>>219287742you an osint man?
>>219287836Proud of you xx
need an italian titcow gf
>>219287853wtf
Edible situation got worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AuzJ2GBCGw
>>219287871Oof hope it goes ok
You can get high by rubbing toothpaste on your nipples
>>219287875havent had a titcow in a while
Why do you guys like mushy peas so much?
>>219287849with origins there's a new modern day centered around a new modern protagafter 3, desmond is gonethen there's black flag/unity/syndicate where it's (you)origins/odyssey/valhalla, it's Layla, an ex abstergo engineer exploring things, ends up unleashing Basim who's Loki reincarnated or something, it's weird
omg wat is this site why did u invit me here
I love the idea of being a passport bro because geniuely I hate women in the us and I don't wanna marry a woman anyway because they legit piss me off >Constant complaining and nagging>Dumbass decisions >Never allowed to weakness >Must be over 6ft>Look like a model >Be rich>Have a nice house and car >Must have the charisma of Alexander the great>Etc When you passport bro you could just promise to marry a girl and ditch her because she would do the same to you
>>219287873thanks lad (im the one on the flag pin)>>219287873no too thick for that
>>219287809
>>219287875Die another day exploding diamonds case casualty
>>219287887IYeah thanks, I'll manage, done this a million times
>>219287905Hello 8 am a little drunk and if anyone sees my reflection in these bottles please politely ignore them x
>>219287901That's nice dearBless your heart
need a job but don't want a job
>>219287899Desmond u.u 4eva in r hartz
>>219287957Why the fuck are you retards here
>>219287946I.D.W.G.A.Jhttps://youtu.be/QbCd5m6tBSE?si=pIpUDNKfTPGWg-vd
>>219287904>no too thick for thatjust puzzles init
>>219287941Well honestly women lie and cheat all is fair in love and war so might as well join them
>>219287905Looks scrummy!
>>219287911what a film
>>219287946the plight of every man
>>219287967we're asscreed fans grieving, fuck off
>>219287986Fuck off to whichever godforsaken discord chat you belong to
need to abandon the english tongue but im but a mere monolingual mental midget
>>219287967I'm here to britpost :)
>>219287856Yeah pretty much. I found it a bit less euphoric than mdma but the visuals was fucking crazy.
>>219287977Mad that im going to give it all up for lent... :(
>>219288001gottem x
>>219287901I'm a passport bro but to US women. They're the easiest. Most US women have daddy issues and are really easy to get nudes from.
>>219287899>ends up unleashing Basim who's Loki reincarnated or something, it's weirdhas there been any consequences to that at alli honestly don't think i can bring myself to play any of them after valhalla, i managed the main storyline but it was so underwhelming
Discord has been working with Palantir
>>219287978I remember it getting sledged at the time but I thought it was kino, bond without all the gadgets is no bond at all
>>219287991i know of discord, don't know how it works
>>219288008good lad
>>219287986Ever been to Jarnac, champagne?
>>219288023Hilarious mate
>>219288017>after valhallathere's only been mirage which i recommendand the japanese one, which i haven't played and apparently has none of the modern world in
>>219288004I was offered 2 years ago but I already stopped doing drugs so idk, might try it in a few years
>>219288008It'll be good for you I'm sure! I believe in you anon! x
Ah yes, I'll invite all my other underage friends to join me in my super secret club (were britposting lol) x
>>219288026nope
>>219288022i liked the sword fighti liked the invisible cari liked halle berry's titsother than that, didn't think it was great
What's your random everyday carry item? I have a Gameboy micro with a flash cart and I'll just play on that if I'm commuting or waiting for something
>>219288059thats such a vibe
>>219288059pocket pussy
>>219288052About as useful as a chocolate teapot you
yanks actually be eating corndogs lol
>>219288059my old samsung with an audiojack that I can listen to music with
>>219288083theyre lengers
im so vibe coded
>>219288015Yeah but legitimately they are awful to be around I sometimes think I see why people used to slap and punch women
>>219288046You still smoke weed?
>>219288058>i liked the invisible carNo you didnt. Be quiet
>>219288059Gameboy, pepper spray, gun obviously
>>219287897taste good and good for you
>>219288112me in the car lol
>>219288059>Gameboy micro with a flash cartGenuinely no idea what this means
>>219287901>When you passport bro you could just promise to marry a girl and ditch her because she would do the same to youthe girl in question:
>>219288112crows :O
Drove by some guys shooting ARs the other day with my window rolled down and they fired right as I passed them. Had an autism flare up, scared me to death.
>>219288101Not really, I did on New Years though, did coke also.
>>219288119It's some lonely cunt shit
>>219288112Im still trying to groom a crow.
>In a statement published on social media on Sunday, HM Coastguard Southend said: “HM Coastguard Southend were called out this morning to reports that an Amazon delivery van had driven via Wakering Stairs onto The Broomway, which is a 600-year-old six-mile ‘walking’ path out into the Thames Estuary, following a GPS route to take it onto Foulness Island.>It is thought at least 100 people have drowned while trying to cross The Broomway, which is not suitable for vehicles and should only be walked on with a guide who knows the mud flats. Sixty-six victims lie in Foulness churchyard, and many more have died on the sands over the centuries.>The “brooms”, bundles of sticks and twigs attached to poles, that marked the path for centuries and gave The Broomway its name, have since disappeared.sometimes i forget how old this country is
>>219288080is google maps broken, dickhead?
>>219288059Chewing gumPurseTissuesSunglasses if it's sunnyUmbrella if rainyGlasses caseLove in my heart and a smile on my face C: xx
>>219288151no condoms, i suppose?
>>219288119>This nigger doesn't know what Google search is
You guys smoke ciggies?Of course not, it's too expensive for you .
>>219288145I didnt say "where is it" you stupid amphibian bastard
>>219288120Your suppose to nut and leave nigga not marry
Hilarious that you've decided to invade what is essentially a general that used to be the reserve of 30 year olds with whichever gang of retards you've brought with you
Mad that i have to wake up in 5 hours and im not tired and i will feel awful tomorrow
I'm watching Prison Break.Apparently the first series is the only good one.Any knowers in?
>>219288112qrd
>>219288159I do but I wouldn't if I was in the UK, the prices there are RAPE, if this happened here there would be riots in the streets.
>>219288151I love the attitude! Xxx
i've seen /brit/ go from a-level twats to uni twats to toil twats
my peenis weenis of course :D
>>219288156What on earth for?
I'm being made fun o! Xxx
imagine being a retired porn actress who was mostly active around the 00s/early 10s doing the dirtiest shit imaginable for not all that much pay, and then a few years later all these young sluts start popping up becoming millionaires by posting selfies on onlyfans where they don't even get their fannies out
>>219288175the first two are good
I have to go to work in 6 hours. There's a room with a big couch where people can sleep, glad I don't work in a corpo job.
if i was a porn star i would only do lezzer stuff
>>219288179None of your business
dont call them foids bro
>>219288159thats so vibe coded
>>219288137Bame Amazon driver died trying to go through this crossing
>>219288175I remember it being good but it does sort of get worse in later seasons. Just watched the backend of the movie "feedback"- SHITE
>>219288181>There would be riots in the streetsThe one thing I learnt about Bulgaria is that Bulgarians will protest about anything.
>>219288206dont call them moids sis
>>219288198Gay porn has its upside then? x
>>219288203no one watches lesbian porn except males who are so insecure in their sexuality they won't watch anything with a guy in it
Googling how to post on 4chan, let's see what comes up
>>219288151knew you were a girl, or pretending to be one
>>219288193*muffled FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
>>219288228>males who are so insecure in their sexuality they won't watch anything with a guy in itktim
>>219288175My mum was watching this and she told me her complaints. We looked the show up on Wiki and her same complaints had been made by viewers at the timefreaky
>>219288206this, i cringe every time i read it.>>219288216Depends but when it comes to ciggies it's gonna be a bloodbath. >>219288227kek
>>219288112looks cool and spooky, but when they do this they never stop cawing loudly all night. absolute hell when it happens right outside your bedroom window on a weeknight
>>219288203I read last night Celeste Star has kids, twins.
Me? I smoke cigarettes
>>219288228Ktim, I hate watching a guy in porn cause I get jealous that he gets to fuck a pretty girl. If it's a solo girl I feel like it's personal for me
>>219288232Wdym? Who else do you think I am in this thread?
>>219288273How much, I do about 8-10 a day.
>>219288273How much is a pack of Winstons or whatever?
>Me? I smoke cigarettes
>>219288203You'd be gay for pay lad let's face it
Me?I take pictures of women who don't smoke and I ask Grok to make videos of them smoking.
>>219288228Not true, I know at least two straight girls that watch lesbian porn, one of them was my gf.
>>219288285>Winstonsthats for poor people who cant aura farm x
this is such a vibe lol
>>21928828536 pounds
>>219288295Do you think they get paid more to bottom or top?
>>219288297based
Remember if you can't beat join them it's ok to cheat and beat women they would do the same to you
Me? I smoke Henri wintermans or café crémes
>>219288281I don't think you're anyone else but you. But other night I asked if you were female. Now you've said you carry a purse
Bought a 20 dollar pack of Marlboros from a vendor outside a train station there. And I'm a goddamned Zyn man.
>>219288297https://vocaroo.com/1jnd9c14v4IB
Reminder women are dogs who won't fuck me and I'm the next Eliot Rodger
>>219288301Winston code is the shit. Aure farm? Zoom zoom>>219288319What. The. Fuck.
>>219288332>Henri wintermansI still love you the girl from Mars
If I make a bad post and people talk shit about me, I get sad and leave for a few days and then come back
>>219288342ktim
>>219288348>Winston code is the shit. Aure farm? Zoom zoomWhat. The. Fuck
>>219288334I think I'm a different person sorry >.<
>>219288348Nah it's probably about 16-17 pounds. Which is still rape.
Rorke putting all of his eggs in one basket
I'm the top dog
>>219288356There are no bad posts except nonce shit.
>>219288376Here's my take on that
just put all my eggs in one basket
>>219288360You're a filthy disgusting zoomer and Winston code is good Got it?>>219288366For us it's 10 pounds. Can't believe something is cheaper in jewville
>>219288380‘
>>219288300>Straight girls watching lesbian pornAh yes...>>219288324Pretty sure they get paid certain rates for certain acts performed. Might depend on your agent etc too
>>219288332>café crémesthe cigarillos?
>>219288385LOL!
>>219288400Yeah that's the one, in the little tins
When I smoked the packs I brought to the UK and had to buy 2 packs I almost had a hard attack.
>>219288398How much do you know about it anon?
>>219288376i'm britains deadliest man
big mistake they made with ac origins was remocing the codex and putting it all in the tour mode or somethingi used to read those
>>219288300all the girls i've known who mentioned watching porn said they were primarily into hentai
>>219288394Please see >>219288376
on the room temperature waters
>>219288341ROARING
>>219288427A top dog is still a dog. Sit down boy
>>219288412my old man smoked those long agolooked cool
>>219288425why? if i want to read the lore i'll just look at the wiki
Yes, I would like to have a single cigarette which would contain the strength of a whole pack, thank you.
>>219288433All bark, no bite
>>219288356sametoo sensitive me
>>219288341alri borat
>>219288442This is 4chan how would I bite?
>>219288434Yes, it's the perfect aura farming technique
>>219288420
Rorke's oral fixation getting him into trouble at the local gay bar
>>219288356*laugh track plays*
>>219288438yea well they the wiki ingame
>>219288455Sit down boy
>>21928839410 pounds is still a lot, why are they taxing this shit so much I don't get it. >>219288398It's a thing look it up. I didn't believe my ex but she showed me her bookmarks, it was clips of two gorgeous blondes sensually kissing each other and eating pussy. >>219288426never heard of that
>>219288457full cigare is over compensatingcigarillo is just in the zonegoes well with a mustache
did 20 reps of the 1 plate bench earlier
>>219288470So I'm the dog now? At least I'm fucking bitches you virgin
>>219288112alfred hitchcock predicted this
>>219288472never heard of hentai? first day on the internet?
did you just feel that? the whole timeline just shifted..
>>219288493Hans Moleman reminds me of Mousey
Any Liverpool supporters? Any Liverpool haters?Holla at me
>>219288418I mind seeing a documentary about the industry and one of the guys they followed said he never did any of that stuff and talked about pay for different kinds of scene he did. Was actually quite sad as he said the woman don't take it very personally and are basically heartless whereas he felt every woman he fucked he had left a part of them with or showed them a brief glimpse of his soul. Next thing you know, you're late 30s and you can't have any romantic relationships because you're a greasy porn actor. He had shagged loads of fit birds but they were all pretty much soulless by the seems of it can't remember fully tho
imagine being french
i never understood the anti bullying thing because bullying has a use which is correcting the issues. bullying worked for me it taught me i was a net negative so i should never talk, never express myself or talk to others unless i need too
>>219288484Anyone who says smoking isn't cool are fags
Yeah, I smoke. Big deal
>>219288495No I meant never heard of women watching it, at last not here, that ex was the biggest fan of Naruto though, still couldn't make m watch it though. >>219288516Ex Man U fan here, I haven't watched football in 10 years probably.
>>219288504>mash potay
>>219288519wish i was
>>219288519*imagines it*it's normal to me
manly australian women admitting their habit of watching hentai to their friends
was talking to the proto the other day and the topic shifted to medications and she just casually mentioned how she was on birth control for a while during uni. not sure how i feel about that, obviously i know she's had boyfriends and stuff before but it just feels weird to mention that you were once taking pills so that a bloke could creampie you without knocking you up
>>219288527ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED
erm
>>219288529Damn bro... Thought you were a cool guy.Jk you are
>>219288534lolzers
>>219288532wish i were*you atleast have the bad english part down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItOi0yj1qBI&list=OLAK5uy_nAq3_igz6agpvgAnuSBUgd3Fox-okpL9o
You're cool you're cool, you can be my friend
>>219288547lol, I don't care anymore bro, it got boring, I used to go watch the local clubs here as a kid, it was fun.
>>219288534can I be french too? we can trade lives and you can be bruce for a day.
never saw the karate kid, maybe i should get round to watching it just to tick it off the box
>>219288566Local clubs is so fun man, so sovlBy chance my local club is one of the biggest in the country (pic rel) but small clubs are fun as well
unsettling to have your window wide open only to hear your neighbo(u)rbergs having a conversationcan't be in my own bubble and enjoy the fresh air unfortunately
>>219288566For me it's metalurg Pernik
That's so funny, you're so cool
>>219288518Grim
Ha Ha ..Yep ..Danny Vs. Food Formerly Danny Rate My Takeawayis now WearingSimilarclothestoGary Eats !!
>>219288594You got a problem?
>>219288567these days anyone can be french as long as they're brown, just show up with no passport
>>219288581the jaden smith one is the definitive version
bit lively in here
the battery in my car is fucked and i had to get a new one but i got it for free because the old one was still under warranty, get in lads i say get IN
>>219288585>Local clubs is so fun man, so sovlIt is but here there's fights and bullshit and people hunting each other in the streets. I used to play in my team when I was a kid (fat kid btw) for 3 years. We won the national champtionship 2-3 years ago and I didn't care, my friend lost his mind though.
>>219288601veolia wont hire me because i have a criminal record... c'est fini
>>219288611get a battery maintainer and leave it plugged in when you don't use the car
Banging bitches in my mum's appartment in Tel Aviv which I rarely leave unless it's for smoke breaks from chatting with my other NEET bros online
>>219288611enjoyed this short story
Kek he's mad about something Pathetic
>>219288621the fuck did you do you prick?
Some of you are barely out of the womb
>i have a criminal record
just saw what i consider to be one of the most quintessentially pornish porn clips ever (without grossing into the grim kind of porniness) starring a very porny looking actress (again, without the grim stereotypical porn look where they're got massive fake bolt-on tits and bogged faces)just the sheer pornographic factor if this piece of porn is really off the charts, but not in a grim way. anyway i had a wank.
>>219288623what are you talking about? i'm having the battery replaced, the other one was just a bit of a dud for some reason
>>219288638yea im in your mother's womb ahahaha *snorts accidentally followed by an uncomfortable silence*
>>219288657batteries get damaged if they go below a charge threshold
>>219288663Fuck off to whichever website you've come from
>>219288589top kekBtw Pernik is a punchline her just how Essex is in the UK
knackered me
>>219288611
But yes we should bring back bullying I mean bullies always succeed in life such skills they learn from it makes it better in every aspect
>>219288644Now that's what I call porn '26"You can wank to it"Available from all good retailers for the low price of 15.99
Bro I get so much pussy you're a virgin*cries myself to sleep at night*
>>219288714Oh that's what your mad about Well, keeps being mad maybe you'll change something in your life because of that
Just starting Stargate Atlantis s4Unreal how they just suddenly decided to kill off characters left and right
JK you're cool
>>219288539the thought of a woman having sex with anyone but me is such an evil conceptall women should be killed
Why yes I do smoke cigarettes, what of it
>>219288714I've definitely not cried in front of a girl hehe...not me...
>>219288734>>219288734>>219288734
Gfberg is getting on contraception next week meaning I will be able to creampie her and not have to use these blasted condoms anymore. They ruin sex imo
>>219288695you need energy yam for nightshift
