Blind leading the blind edition
Right we're trying out a new thing in this edition where everyone is painfully unfunny but replies to their own shit posts laughing so people get tricked into thinking it was actually funny
jesus christ what a beautiful day
>Technology Secretary Liz Kendall is speaking to Sky News this morning.>Kamali asks about what powers the UK actually has to use against US companies.>He points out that Ofcom has fined 4chan hundreds of thousands of pounds but the owners are just refusing to pay.>Kendall replies that there remains the option of banning sites from access in Britain.It's over
Reckon God will make Yuno Gasai real and want to shag me if I properly fast during Lent?
dont really disagree with a single thing on the reform manifesto just think its too good to be true and we would all end up getting scammed.
Look on rorke's Works, ye Leftypol, and despair!
>>219293822Whats Rupert lowe got to do with Reform?
>>219291271the lads
>>219293809screaming
>>219293822you're a silly billy
>no evil girlfriend who will kill meit not right, truly.
>>219293862An incel wanker who quotes his fat smelly idol sasisideMARK between wanking over anime is it? Wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.
>>219293881Not an incel I just want a very specific type of girlfriend that doesn't exist.
Something of the Pakistani how people come here from the dogshit Brit/pol/ and try to make this Brit/pol/ instead
do you reckon semi fit women would let me nosh them off for freei'm not bad lookingwouldn't mind being locked in a cuck cage if they were worried about rape
>restore splits the reform vote>your party splits the green vote >Labour cruises to a huge majority off 22%Hehehehe
>>219293904you had a stroke or something typing this?
>>219293904Bloody racist Pakistanis coming onto/brit/ snd being anti migrantion and anti immigrant. Sick of em
>>219293920Not illegal to ask is itWell, maybe it is
>>219293921>>Your Party splits the Green VoteLOL
seasideMARK
>POLANSKI CLAIMS HE SUPPORTS ARTICLE 5 DESPITE WANTING TO ABOLISH NATOreally doesn't have a clue does he
>>219293963Its making a comeback x
>>219293979Miss him like you wouldn’t believe de lids
rorke splitting his vote with reform/restoreleftypol voting greens
Hearing your party has split the your party vote
could you spark her out
>>219293997It’s really not though, is it? We’re all behind Zacky P mate
what’s lib dem up to?
Rik the sociology student yelling for help from the world police
>>219293987He might be the most retarded bloke in politics, after David Lammy
>>219294014Expected them to go over the balcony
>>219294021dunno, you'd have to ask them
>>219294014She's a big lass
leftypol voting green because he's gayrorke voting green because things need to get worse before they get better
rorke getting ready for a week of hard graft aheadleftypol sat on his arse logging into his computer to send a few emails while flicking through reddit
squealing like a pig
would just like to thank everyone who didn't post obnoxious gimmicks in the previous thread, for those of you that, kindly fuck off and don't come back
Imagine if the Lib Dems weren't a pack of softcocks who got cucked on electoral reform (and inadvertently set a precedent for the Brexit referendum)UK might have a totally different electoral landscape by now if you could resolve party splits without splitting the votes in the ballot box
rorke stuffing a cat up his arse and having a wankleftypol having a horse piss enema
>>219294108seasideMARK
Should be me taking that axe to my bollocks.
>>219294108>for those of you thatfor those of us that what?
>>219294133did
>>219294123>it's been 15 years since this came outchrist i'm old
>>219294110True but that would require lib dems to be something they're not capable of beingAlways been a pack of wet wipes
>>219293904gp (good post)
this fuckin kevin baker has gone mad absolutely bit in the ed
Right lads, I need some serious advice here regarding the escort.I think she is going to mentally destroy me and the comment she has put on her AdultWork profile about "only continue seeing clients with genuine chemistry" has seriously made me anxious.Is it worth texting her about this before our next meeting or is that going to completely torpedo things? I am anxious that she has put that comment there because she plans to cut me off.
>>219294144Watched it for the first time when I was 15Just watched it again yesterdayShe's so fit
>>219294141did what?
kinder bueno for brekky
>>219294154>I need some serious adviceblow you head smoove off
>>219294163>>219294104
got the doja cat on
>>219294168GOOD post
>>219294154Give it a rest Tilde you boring bastard
>>219294154howling at how shite your entire life is going to be
>>219294156Haven't watched it in 10 years, might give it a rewatch soon
Need to stop smokingberg
>>219294193considered vapingberg?
>>219294189It was better than I remember itHaving her as my gf would fix me
>>219294154Try sending her a 100 messages
thinking seeing an escort soon not for gay emotional reasons l just want to shag a slut with huge tits
anime is such childish slop>but what about-yes all of it
>>219294193why, enjoy the little pleasures
>>219294193snus
got a snusberg in the now
>>219294206>>219294232>>219294233the nicotine effects sleepowitz and I want to run more bit silly running and smoking isn't it
leftypol unmasked
Toilstein has put Goals 2026 review in tomorrow morning with me blissfully unaware my only goal this year is to get the fuck out of this horrendous company.
sneaking around outside my neighbour's houses with a big sack that says swag on it
>>219294226but what about Samurai Champloo?
>>219294193It’s that easy
hi lads
>>219294256heard about syn?
>>219294226What about the tentacle rape porn
>>219294273Literally that Dale Vance guy who has made his millions on selling shite green technologies to the govt at huge markup Of course someone who gets to fleece all of our tax money is going to support the hand that feeds itThe whole 'Patriotic Millionaires' thing was the most astroturfed campaign in modern British political history
>>219294285zyn*
cowboy bebop is the only truly good anime
>>219294285>>219294307Had the worst sleep of my life when I used those. Same thing with vapes but not as bad, cigs effect my sleep the least
Need to quit going to tentaclerapepornberg
>>219294302>The whole 'Patriotic Millionaires'Genuinely was a thing when we had a community and national identity. Cadbury and quaker businesses
>>219294324well, do what works for you la
>>219294014crack and escorts don't mixevery time i've had a crack whore or even just shared crack with an escort it's ended up with them robbing me or trying to kill me
>>219294160nobody likes a smart aleck lad
>>219294317samurai champloo is well worth it
>>219294185Why?It's been shit already.
>>219294256general portion original and göteborgs rapé were my favourites
>>219294193Cut out the shite routine fags that don't do anything for youKeep the odd 'I've had a few pints and fancy a cheeky cig' in your back pocketVery easy to do and eventually it becomes second nature to be able to go out for a few drinks and focus on enjoying them without having a smoke
reading about a bizarre case where a japanese fella squoze himself into a squat toilet drain to peep on women pooing and got stuck and died of hypothermia
>>219294361>goteborgs rapesurely not
need to hoover up my evil smelly incel lair
worried i might have impregnanced gfblatt
>>219294365like the nutty putty cave but gross
>>219294353it's basically the same show so yeh
>>219294341thanks don't tell me what to do though
>>219294327They made their fortunes off the backs of the British people. They'd rather be in a room with a millionaire from India than a working-class brit.
>>219294365honestly if you die like this I think you deserve it
>>219294365>squozescreamingalso, there were a lot of alternative theories about this because of the size of the opening and the rest of the other bizarre unexplained stuff
anime in the current year all have titles like That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Girl and Shagged by my Best Friend
>>219294362Been trying to do this but always end up smoking everyday
Week four of being completely certain in my mind that I am leaving my current jobIt's fun being checked out, not sweating it or caring about anything other than keeping the lights on until you depart
>>219294387not at all>>219294390did, what you gonna do about it?
>its brown peoples fault that billionaire avoid taxanother cracker from rorke
Fate says Yuno Gasai won't be my girlfriendYou can't change fate, it's best that we don't try.
>>219294408Just the first stepHow about today you focus on not having a smoke until after dinner? Just set a daily mini goal like that.
>>219294398I dont believe that to be true.
>>219294406there wasn't any evidence of foul play though was there? fella probably just liked women pooing and ended up 127 hours-ing himself down there by mistake
really don't want to work on my diss but probably should since I've already procrastinated for a week
>>219294416Got another job lined up? Always enjoyed this period when I've handed in my notice, doing the handover and then just doing less and less up until the last day.
>>219294431don't care, still want browns out (except the good one and the overseas territories ones)
>Team at toil was male-led when I started three years ago>Focus was on getting things done>Now it is female led after a series of moves and redundancies>Focus is on the most banal corporate-world shite imaginable with endless strategising, meetings, decks, KPI tracking, basically everything that isn't actually producing work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckqJwzM3ncturkish delight.
Just deleted my 500gb porn collection. All gone. Took me years to built it up.But my wanking days are over. I'm going to go to church every Sunday, and during the week when I can. Maybe even start volunteering somehow.It's never too late lads.God bless.
>>219294431Its because leftypol sees everyone as interchangeable. A billionaire moves to Monaco? Who cares. 100years ago it would have been unthinkable for a millionaire to leave the country for tax reasons social suicide. Now youre a sucker if you dont
just zipped myself into a suitcase and died
>>219294470who are you dissing, Keir Starmer?
spilled beer all over my keyboard and now many of the keys are stuck
>>219294507rorke mate...they have always been rootless cosmopolitans
>>219294521At 10am? Dear me.
favourite captcha challenge, lads?I'm a big fan of the 'find the image that is not like the others' challenge. a real brain-rubber
>>219294540cool it with the antisemitic remarks leftypol
a cock and balls
>>219294506pointless larp if you weren't already raised religious
>>219294472Yeah 90% sure, old colleague approached me and is poaching me for his new team elsewhere. Reckon the notice will be in end of Feb. I think to many people I work alongside it is very obvious I am done but managers haven't a clue.
>>219294540Ahistorical nonsense
>>219294503Women love meetings and I'm not sure whyThen get pissed off that you mention we've already discussed this
>>219294503sctimI've resorted to putting up with it and doing the bare minimum to keep her happy and her nose out of my business but my retard colleagues can't stop arguing with her and causing issues
Where should the new homeland be for the anglo people be?
>>219294588mars
>>219294570I was but I've never practised as an adult. Time to change that.
Wish l was a millionaire in Victorian London so l knew my taxes went to worthwhile things like workhouse gruel and rifles to shoot Africans
>>219294470It'll be alright, I wrote mine with ten days to go and it got a 2:1. Just enjoy the now and live in the moment.
be honest if you were invited into the satanic trillionaire occultist elite you'd join them wouldn't you. go to all their eyes wide shut parties and shag yourself into luciferian gnosis (like a sir)
>>219294552the number of spikes ones do my head inluv me dice. can do the dice lightning quick.
pam bondi absolute LENGERZ BRUV
>>219294595ftm niggas be like
>>219294595leftypols manwife
>>219294588Australia, settle it proper. You lazy bums have done a shitty job.
>>219294588wouldn't you like to know*clicks my fingers and steps through my newly summoned agarthan portal*
NoDont like that
>>219294595what kind of chromosome/hormones lead to this?
>>219294596time for escortmong to become christianmong!
NEED a /brit/ gf, simple as.
don't think i'll be opening that one
>>219294568Why did you delete this?There was a time when I expect paying taxes would have felt a bit like charity because it was actually going to public healthcare and poor non-obese British people that weren't pretending to have anxiety.
hey you lads see my wife around here? she's very hairy
right well that's a disgusting vile pooner with hairy tits and a weird clit
>>219294672yea we're having fun together
the problem with being religious is you have to be offended when someone criticises your religion and i can't be bothered with that
Get her poo eaten.
Used to be one of those centre left, self-styled "sensible" people who understood that capitalism works but we also need to look after people through social welfare.But after the last 10 years, I am become Rorke. capitalism and welfare only works in near-homogeneous populations with a balanced workforce. It has never worked anywhere else.
>>219294634test
>>219294693cute webm :)
>>219294673Rorke’s mams nudes have leaked?
>>219294663Income tax was like 10% and people did a lot of charitable public works because they could freely choose how to spend their money.
Calling all Falls Creek Feastival-goers! Did you misplace your mobile while you were having such a great timeGood news – it has been found and handed over to the police! It's now at Mt Beauty station, waiting for its rightful owner.
>>219294708don't recall arksing
>>219294731Ridin with biden 2036
galunga
>>219294698so weird seeing her as an old person why doesn't she look like hermoine her whole life this isn't right
rorke is the kind of man who spits on the ground when he's walking
>>219294740Imagine if this is some creepy incels phone and the girl doesnt know shes his lock screen
>>219294731creasign
I don't know about you lot, but I'm moving to China as soon as possible. Praise lord emperor Xi
>>219294761>and lo, rupert rose from the ashes>and it was good
>>219294769She’s an onlyfans porn star lol
had a dream where I kept crashing my car
>>219294761OH FUCK
having a biblical name is an automatic win in my eyes
>>219294815happened to me often on the week of my test
anyone else proper full on hate yanks like actually fucking despise them
>>219294761it not right
>>219294811So i was technically right
>>219294777chinese fannies aren't any smaller lad
>>219294831Hi mate :)
this woman at work seems to really enjoy telling me when I've made a mistakeshe has this very smug look on her face and she'll just state that I've done something incorrectly and wait for my reaction without actually telling me how to fix it, she also brings up ones we've already talked through repeatedly as if she doesn't remember but I think she does it on purpose.
>>219294831alri Goliath
>>219294843Depends if they are saying things I agree with or not
>>219294843yh need them all killed horribly watch them do the whole raging navy seal copypasta shit at us after this
>>219294831don't know if my name is biblicaljust know it's greek in originsmeans vigilantjust give me a reason you pricks...
>>219294843yeahx
>>219294831might call my son Jesus
right now I have to clean my desk and floor because beer is all over the place, never drinking ever again
>>219294761only time their sausage rolls are hot
women aren't real rorke
>>219294831Ham
>>219294876alri Odoacer
My name is EugeneFuck knows why my parents thought that was a good name to pick for a baby in 1996
>>219294914fucking state
>>219294911GIVE ME A REASON *pretends to punch you*
>>219294900This is 100x more grim than those "men live like this" when its an empty room and a tv. Just screams bland souless person
>>219294900mad that there are people younger than me who are already divorced
off skiing soon
>>219294914they HATE you
>>219294914we're reaching levels of over previously thought impossible
>>219294843
>>219294900leftypol's mancave
did a massive sloppy shit this morning
>>219294914
Wherefore women are more compassionate and more readily made to weep, more jealous and querulous, fonder of railing, and more contentious. The female also is more subject to depression of spirits and despair than the male. She is also more shameless and false, more readily deceived, and more mindful of injury, more watchful, more idle, and on the whole less excitable than the male. On the contrary, the male is more ready to help, and, as it has been said, braver than the female; and even in malaria, if the sepia is struck with a trident, the male comes to help the female, but the female makes her escape if the male is struck.
it's been years, possibly decades since i saw an advert that didn't have at least 50% brown people
>>219294932interesting people don't base their personality around their bedroom decor
looks like we have an interesting man in
>>219294952and that's important to you, is it?
>>219294994yes im gay for blacks
scared to eat, might go straight through me
>>219294951talking out his arse really wasn't he
>>219294914>my name means noble-manNot a catastrophe is it
what's mental is the university i went to is 95% white and in their promo video literally, LITERALLY everyone in it is black, brown or asiannot a single white person
I’d smell her stink.
Think some managers micro manage just to make themselves feel useful
>>219295008well yeah you're australian
I go to my garage to exercise but in reality I'm just escaping the family and having a big dirty wank
My bedroom decor? Well I've got a picture that my mum made me on the wall, and a table with an old PC on it. Computer desk, little fridge, and a cat tower for my cats. Minimalist, clue gained, etc etc
>>219295054fridge in the bedroom is just abysmal
microwanking in the kitchen
imagine holding a big slimy human brain with both hands and shagging it
You’re aware that I’m gay?
>>219295087Yeah but I’m not going to bum you, as I’m straight.
>>219295061no it's very usefulit's one of those small 16L ones, I store it under my computer desk and it's holds bottles of water You don't expect me to drink warm water, do you?
wanking to bmaf porn
want to be rich so fucking bad wish some billionaire somewhere could just siphon off 50-100m for me
>>219295121Hope they make you do some vile things for it
bmbf must be the rarest porn pairing
>>219294934You're probably wealthier as wellMarriage, not even once
>>219295129Makes you think
>>219295087
>>219295121same it's a fucking travesty that hasn't happened to me yet
>>219295085Bit of a mind fuck that x
>>219295125this is what the zoomers call a trvthnvke
>>219294994when they're telegraphing their intentions towards white genocide then yeah it is
>>219295129the rarest is Asian man Black woman
Gay batty men like willies up their bums.
>>219295169my gay joke response was less homosexual than this
what's it like being gay on /brit/?do you want to shag other posters?why not meet up with them and shag their arses?
don't want to work just want to play with my knob
>>219295175remember a /b/ thread like 14 years ago where someone said that "ambf is rarer than CP prove me wrong" and everyone started posting CP haha
Lucy Let Me
>>219295129love wanking to people of all colours but jewish porn producers always have to keep up the interracial roleplay angle don't they can't i just watch two hot people fuck without them constantly going "OH YEAH BABY FUCK THAT ORIENTAL ASIAN CHINESE YELLOW PUSSY"
>>219295184Stop advertising the shit YouTube videos of your parasocial friends
>>219295169grow up rorke you're in your 30's now ffs believing all this guff
>>219295200sending this post off to gchq
>>219295183unlike you i actually am gay so i can out-queer you with my eyes shut you filthy breeder tourist scumbag
>>219295200>hello everyone. i am a pedophile. please laugh nowget better material
>>219295186…yh
>>219295186i only bottom and it's hard to find a guy who tops around here
>>219295184>netflix>documentary Has there ever been a decent one?
>>219295220don't go picking fights you can't win hun x
The team xFor a UK region there's an awful lot of not UK pokemon. Like this turtle, we don't have snapping turtles here
>>219295206BLACKED titles starting to sound like tabloid headlines>White woman TIRED of small dick white men and gets fucked by a REAL BLACK MAN
>>219295186ive met two guys off /soc/ before, i think ive had enough of guys off 4chan. they'd have to be really hot to get me to do it again
>>219295247No they're all horribly biased shite
>>219295249you will find that you started it... friendo
>>219295259>>219295236think you two might enjoy each other's company
>>219295259jesus christ i've never even thought about fucking guys from 4chan you must be suicidal even grindr is scary enough
>>219295250>Like this turtlethats a cat
>>219295288remember getting some guy from grindr to walk into a random house kek
>>219295223looool done that nonce
Got to nip into the office to ship some kit to another site. Reckon I should treat myself to a shit canteen sausage roll or a shit canteen portion of chips?
>>219295297so it is
>>219295250meowth doesn't look like that
>>219295310Nobody cares you boring dickhead!
>>219295288psychos are more likely to use grindr, it's just runts and neets herealso whats the worst that can happen someone raping you? isn't that what you're there for?
>>219295184Genuinely fucking hate people like this. Bring absolutely no value into the world. Braindead gormless mongs sit there recording themselves watching a video and do stupid fucking over the top reactions to entertain their mong viewers. Sick of it
>STARMER CLAIMS HE "DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING" ABOUT LABOUR TOGETHER SMEAR SCANDALHe can't keep using the same excuse surelyHow can he not be aware of anything happening in his party
It's the redemption of the penis
>>219295310*yawns loudly in your face then clobbers you to death with a sausage roll*
chemo cali fornication
>>219295310>2 sausage rolls>chips, portion of>beans>red bull, can oftidy little meal now that is now isn't it?
sincerely doubt there are three separate gay australians ITT at least one of you is pretending
now we have a scientific label for rorkes
>>219295332For me it's videos where people react to videos of other people reacting to videos.
>>219295333Starmer's just a nodding nothing-personHe's steered entirely by his advisors
>>219295280..mayb>>219295288i was 16 the first time i did it, and he made me piss on him kek, ive never used grindr i think thats even more shoddy than 4chan
https://www.mylondon.news/news/east-london-news/resistance-blocks-east-london-bailiffs-33404534>Hackney Council’s attempt to move a family of five into temporary accommodation was scuppered by an ‘eviction resistance’ that forced bailiffs to turn back around>Ms Oppong moved into the flat nearly 20 years ago, when her sister-in-law, Janet Antwi, was on the tenancy agreement. Janet later moved to America but was unable to return, Charity said, but she stayed and continued paying the rent.So you manage to snag a council house, move abroad and instead of giving it up as you should hand it over to your sister in law to enjoy heavily subsided rent for 20 yearsThe council find out you've been ripping them off for two and want to move you out and a bunch of commie larpers block it
>>219295352Literally me
Cider, pint off. Then I keep it moving
>i was 16 the first time i did it, and he made me piss on him kek
>did di onyx … ? a … ?>yeh crodie>ba … ? >bash, yeh >say no more x
-Right-Lads-Off for a poo. Be back soon. Behave yourselves.
>>219295361i get why some people hate us ngl
>>219295362Leftypol
It's the cleanest greenest meanest penis you've ever seeneth
>>219295352this is just what autism meant 40 years agoinflation is so bad in this country its affecting diagnoses
get the local newsite slop posted
it's only 11:16. cba
>>219295323>>219295340Yeah fair, that's me done then.
>>219295386cold dialogue
>>219295389fucking hell lol
>>219295389would shag them all
>>219295362>Janet later moved to AmericaMad how wogs just have free reign to move wherever they want
looking at buying a small flat in the barbican estate. flats look good but too many foreigners in the areaanyone know what it's like there?
Rorke getting his Universal Credit sanctioned for using the Jobcentre computers to send racial slurs to footballers instead of searching for work.
>>219295399https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/trapped-home-wheelchair-housing-crisis-33418057rorke
>>219295389The fuck is wrong with white people man even the black guy looks uncomfortable around these freaks and they are helping his mum stay in her fraudulent council house
>>219295428ok
>>219295427no you aren’t, rorke. be quiet.
>>219295421They're a low inhibition, high agency bunch
>>219295351i always thought there were only two
>>219295452not rorke. my next job requires 3 days a week in office and i ain't renting. barbican looks like a good investment while i'm at it. i saw studios for 2000 a month there.
Bear in mind social housing rent in hackney is in the region of £700 per month for a three bed Vs £2500+ if you're renting privately So this person has fraudulently saved something in the region of £400,000 from the council and not only are they not punished, they're offered a different council house elsewhereBecause of an autistic child that wasn't even born until 13 years into the scam
>>219295314he adapted to live with savage seafaring people apparently
>>219295479Oh wow 400k over like 20 years wow big fucking deal you realise we have a £30,000,000,000 black hole ?
in bed farting
>>219295468No you didn’t, Rorke. You can’t afford it.
coughing up black chunks
>>219295505mental how she scammed the council out of a house worths of money but still needs council housing
jamals kill changs and accuse arabs and latinos of sucking up to white people and wonder why every race hates them
>>219295467*stares at you*
67
>>219295514google "average senior software engineer salary london" and compare the monthly earnings to the monthly mortgage for a studio in the barbican estate then i'll accept your concession
>>219295505is that not where the black hole is coming from
>>219295505hackney council didn't have a 30 billion pound black hole last I checked unless we're talking about your mum there leftypol
>>219295468how's it an investment when you'll be renting
sex with Hinako
>>219295505Maybe if every wog under the sun weren't scamming us we wouldn't have a massive blackhole
>>219295552you can't read. i literally said "i ain't renting"
>>219295479Alright? Not everyone has a really straightforward life like you. Some people bash up against the safety barriers before knocking down all the pins.
>>219295548have you considered a leasehold in the gherkin?
>>219295560Leftypol straight in with the "white people scam too" without a shred of awareness
get the new posted so i don't have to reply to these benders any more
so this is it.. the last /brit/
no hablo ingles
>>219295479why do you care about some black woman scamming the zionist occupied paedo government
>>219295505why is leftypol like this
Sir Bump Limit
get 'er to 400 lads cmon
bump
>>219295597Because I live in this borough and know how stretched housing isWhy should someone gaming the system be rewarded for it
michelle mone stole £125m from the taxpayer during covid and has never faced any type of punishment for it. But rorke is fucking seething because some African in London got a free council house
so... the new...........
>>219295641
>>219295634well its not just one african is itit adds up leftypol
girl the post count?
