Holodem edish
without heathermong around the new is always late
Forgot what I was gonna say
this place is your entire life
>>219297145A toast!
well this is what happens when you don't make a new you get this anime nonce edish
Rupert Lowe is anti-Israel is he Rorke?Is this the same Rupert Lowe who said people protesting Israel should be shot, yeah? Is that the same fella, Rorke?
nth for the gyaldem
>>219297169A cereal!Leave a like if you screamed at this post
and he's linked the oldand he's liked kurva anyatokand he's made a shite new
No games. No tricks. This is the ACTUAL new?
splarfed all over the thinkpad touchscreen
Gfberg is shy and gets me to do all the talking when we go to shops and that. Makes me feel like a proper man and that
ffs now look what you faggots have done, failed to make the new ans now some fat people i was hust there a few mini-outs so dr. poofterpox can transmit them whenever he's the inclination, no tattoos? n nornal
I am undone
right then that's just not on
return to toil in t minus 11 minutes and i already know i have so much shit to dofuck my black bastarding nigger life clean off
>>21929721098234 29873 42745 10923 23987 23987 08723 47142tomorrow 0400 hours
that is even more nonsense than a usual aussie post
>>219297203suck on what??
>>219297180israel isnt important
>>219297207She’s fat isn’t she?
>>219297210are you mousenonce's australian cousin
>>219297207imagine if you were both shy and fumbling around trying to get a table at a restaurant then you both get embarrassed and just leave corrr
>>219297203Um
well that's cropped MLP porn then
>>219297245Bizarre
mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
A plea: a plea for us to focus on the positives for a change. A plea for us to stop and smell the roses, to slow it all down and be more aware of what our words and actions create in this world. A plea for love and unity between all people. No more needless hate, let’s come together and together appreciate this little time we have on earth together. Let’s all look at the beauty and respect it and love it for it is beautiful and full of potential.
inhaled a packet of quavers straight down the gullet
>>219297265another day of incompetent managerberg trying to pass things on to me. not on is it?
Danniella Westbrook continues to showcase the results of her facial reconstruction surgery as bandaged and bruised star enjoys a dip in Dubai
>>219297248ummers
Having sex
licking my carpet
>>219297207I help the toilfu get things from high up because she's smol
>>219297243Not at all, if she was I’d still love her though. Shes a good one>>219297245Luckily for her I’m a rather extroverted chap. The personality test says I’m ‘ENFP’
catberg got run over in the street but now he uses his flat body like a wingsuit to fly around the house doing my fucking head in
>>219297284Uruk-Hai are rising again in Isengard
been off the muck for a few days. no porn, no tiktok, no instagram. resetting the way my mind views women
>>219297227tis a mind state often sold as a preem BD coming to all good chooms and gonks in the tri-state area, no chooms out there to have your back until you meet jackie, who you surprisingly don't already know despite streetkid v growing up in or around heywood and hanging out at the bar where his mum owns it and they lived how i feel, like a woman really
>>219297284Always funny how she keeps doing shit like this then seethes when EastEnders unsurprisingly keeps recasting Sam Mitchell
Knocking back a can of red wull x
might access some inappropriate content
>>219297329BasedDeath to doomscroll slop
>>219297318Scream he do be like that
the read
>>219297284Lookin good
get in x
I've decided I'm gonna text the escort this evening asking her if she's still happy to see me.The comment on her AdultWork profile is annoying me.
Dadberg just screamed 'woke is ruining this sh-' then slammed the door
>>219297329Good man. Once it’s proper gone you don’t even miss it.
>>219297330are you actually on meth or just using the suggested text thing
>>219297329swore off the muck myself so I'm in a better mindset before I make a move on the protogf. Been far easier this time than any of the other attempts I've made at nofap and I think it's because I have an actual tangible goal this time
was just visited by the spirit of my dead nan and she told me "good job" and "keep on spending all your waking hours posting about Rorke"
always found it weird that people with wives or girlfriends come to this incel chud website
>>219297329Your final challenge? Reject /brit/ and accept into your heart our Lord and Saviour; Jesus Christ.
>>219297366why would woke ruin shell?
Rorke can’t conceive that Muslims might be good people
3 minutes until i am dragged back to toilthey can't make me toilthey cant
>>219297386gfs I can understand but if you're married with kids what the fuck are you even doing here
nofap and talking to women is the absolute worst combo. you will be misled by your dick and do idiotic thingsyou should always have a quick wank before and after a date to set your mind straight
>>219297386>incel chud websiteLad, you do know that all that stuff is satire right? None of us actually believe in that shite here.
>>219297405still got half an hour left, me
Something something Rorke XDDDDD
Why does he seethe so much over the Rorke gimmick?
>>219297405it's all so grim. eyes heavy with tiredness. i want to be free.
>>219297442feels called out by it
>>219297410>>219297415habit. been here since 2007. not gonna stop posting when there's nowhere else for me to go to on the internet. social media is horrendous
leftypol watching soviet womble
>>219297207Lachlan and pang pang going to the shops
>>219297463umwhat happens next
Something something leftypol XDDDDD
>>219297508What does pang pang mean
suddenly wanting to get sucked off by a horse
>>219297488>I’ve wasted half my life here no sense in stopping nowSo grim unk
>>219297388already switched off /brit/ completely much earlier than usual the last couple of days. evening threads always devolve into everyone just fighting for attention and nobody conversing with each other. scroll through a thread between about 6 and 10pm and it's just trannies, ponies, screenshots of graphs, all the X-mongs and people arguing about the same shite every day
>>219297386Millions of normal, well-adjusted people use this website every day. There didn't used to be incel freaks moaning about tfw no gf on all boards non stop, they used to have the common decency to keep it contained to /r9k/. Nowadays the website is finished and the most annoying boring one-dimensional porn-brained loser retards have leaked out and ruined everything because there is no moderation anymore.
>>219297488Have you tried X: The Everything App? Rorke’s a big fan!
>>219297284Would have her do vile things to me for a few grams of coke
>>219297530>i'm wasting my life here but it's okay because i'm youngthat's the grim thing. you're wasting your prime i'm wasting my boring wfh days.
>>219297545ziedy and heatherpaedo get on around 5, then sacked tranny when he gets off his shift at 7, and thread quality only goes down from there
x-mongs worst superheroes ever
Make me bitch
>>219297556So you’ve already wasted your prime and now you’re wasting the time other men your age would be spending with their wives and children. Sad.
>>219297553trvke
Who let leftypol into the kitchen!?
>>219297520Asian
>>219297553t. mongest of them all
>>219297557heatherpaedo is on here all day mate
>>219297553>Millions of normal, well-adjusted people use this website every daywhy
mirror mirror on the wallwho is the mongest of them all?
>>219297638Why not?
>>219297556really grim how many oldtroons actually believe this
>>219297599
>>219297583are my wife and kids going to be around me during my wfh on call hours? what else am i gonna. i need to be online for 3 days a day on call but have nothing to do so i watch youtube videos and post here.
Today's chat with ChatGPT is titled 'Breaking the Rut'
>>219297635he only starts posting in ziedymode once ziedy starts though I reckonyou can tell by the ominous posts about "The Belgian"
>>219297553You aren’t “normal” by any stretch of the imagination, DTFIC.
>>219297660I just talk to chat gpt about history
don't let anyone know but /brit/ is secretly the best place on the internet and its not even close
>tfw no Restore Britain gf
>>219297656You don’t “work from home”, you’re on benefits.
>>219297638Can't say cerain things anywhere else+anonymity means you're only judged by the quality of your posts and your history doesn't follow you
>>219297642DTFIC of course
>>219297656You could spend that time learning a skill or work on your hobbies.
>>219297689They ban you for saying the n word (sometimes)
>>219297599feel like a lot of these could just be audio recordings
life is grim
>>219297686only 18,644 councillors to go!
>>219297688owned that spacker, "working from home" my arse more like WANKING from home LOL
recon i'm the gayest straight man in historyfind vaginas absolutely disgustingthe girl i heavily fancied asked me to fuck her on valentines night and i just couldn't get in the mood touching her vagina is so disgusting couldn't get hard (was basically sober) both of uys naked etcjust grim>>219297707good postr
>>219297635Here and britfeel from around 10 - 10:30 in the morning every single day
>>219297638Obviously to discuss any of the numerous interests or activities that have boards named after them.
>>219297714that applies to everyone here i dunno why you're all getting rattled when i waste a couple of hours here but it's okay when zoomers are here all day
>>219297706Not a fan of his Hawaiian offering but you can't dent Dr. Oetker does make a fine thin crust frozen pizza
>>219297706zoom in on those price tags.enhance.dear god... 3.50 for mozzarellanearly a fiver for a goodfellas frozen 'za
>>219297642depends on how you define mong.
you can easily get away with a bit of imageboard use in your 20s because your high neuroplasticity as a younger person makes it easier for you to "recover" from melting your brain a bit with the retarded incel site after you stopthe older you get the harder it becomes for your mind to physically change and recover at a cellular level, think about how much easier it would be to quit smoking at 25 compared to 35
>>219297706love booths me but who is going and getting a frozen dr oetker pizza
neuroplasticitymong at it again
>>219297753much cheaper at heron
>>219297765This lad >>219297750
>>219297762or maybe just dont waste the best years of your one life here.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘DTFIC’ and in ‘GB’ and posts after 2026-01-01. 112 results found.Three times a day every day this mentally ill man posts this incomprehensible string of characters into the void. He needs help.
>>219297787
>>219297792reckon he'll ever gain a clue?
>>219297792mental how badly he mindraped you
>>219297747Not everyone. Toilers such as myself only hop on during their short breaks, can't do much in 5 mins. But an entire day at home? Assuming your boss doesn't stare at your Teams profile all day you can squeeze in an hour or two. And it isn't fine for zoomers to waste time either.
>>219297814blimey
>>219297810well that clearly isnt true.
unk with his completely solidified calcified mind literally completely unable to stop coming to /brit/ because it’s a habit as ingrained for him as breathingme with my Gen Z plastic mind choosing with my youthful free will to come here and rage bait him by posting about “rorke” (he will be physically unable to resist replying)
>>219297824what happened to marmiteman4? he looked like he was the voice of a generation ready to reclaim the country
>>219297814hmminteresting
>>219297736Thought you were Diego but he couldn't get within an inch of a vagina. Just snog her and do other kinds of foreplay
>annoying boring one-dimensional porn-brained loser retardktim
>>219297824ktimflag n all
>>219297686She's a former Tory who supported the Boriswave
>>219297814Are there any pixel art porn games
>>219297814Um corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>219297844ktim in my late 30s and literally can’t kick my /brit/ habit
>>219297853did all that mate she wanted a shag couldn't do it physically or mentally just find vaginas utterly hideous
>>219297854not a very nice looking cock in all honesty
>my penis>circumcisedick
>>219297791sometimes i like to shitpost for a bit in the evening and i enjoy my time hereyou're posting on 4chan at your desk in the middle of a workday because you have nothing else to dothink on that
I've noticed a sharp increase in young men wearing boots and straps like they did in the 80s and late 70s. It was very popular back then in Britain, many neo-nazis wore that style of clothing. However, it died out in the 90s and hasn't been around much since.Anyway, since last year around mid october i've seen at least 20 men of different occasions dressed like a punk. One guy who looked around 40 had a NF tatoo which means he's obviously a White Nationalist.Have you seen any Boot boys around lately? And why do you think it may be returning?
how long after a girl splits up with someone before it's appropriate to make a move on herI mean I'm happy to pounce straight away but maybe that reeks of desperation
right well that's a fella's knob
>>219297854that's not yours you scoundrel i've seen this very webm in the gay porn /gif/ threads
>>219297884more bizarre cope and projection to explain you wasting the prime years of your life here. im not that arsed fella, you're only trying to convince yourself its not weird.
Why yes i do have webms of other mens willys saved to my phone and then claim its mine in a thread full of men
>>219297824> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTYmPcP2BXs
>>219297906what were you doing in there?
>>219297913getting dick envy again are we, rorke?
>>219297934gay porn
poo rorke will be joining us shortly to clear the charges against his name
Got my Willy sucked on at a zoo once
>>219297957how is your sister btw?
They sell Dr Oetker in Serbia?
Mental how LiveLeak was a British website
>>219297935unlucky, but from a year in China I have learnt you want to stay far, far away from trucks at all times. the drivers do not give two shits about you, they never secure their loads, and they are usually super sleep deprived because they are only allowed to drive at night most of the time
>>219297890Depends on the woman
>>219297957sneak into the anteater cage?
>>219297951They’re leng mate what are you on about
>>219297964dont think so
>>219297890just jokingly ask her if she's getting on the apps or something to gauge her view on dating again
>>219297909is it really bizarre cope?i'm a young retard on the young retard site, you're on old retard on the young retard site not rocket surgery is it
>>219297976They're utter shite you pot noodle eating plebe.
does the gay porn dance
Rorke's da driving his lorry with glass panels stacked in the back unfastened in order to kill cyclists under the pretense of it being an accident
>>219297951German pizza? Who would have thought it
>>219297989ebenezer scroom
>>219297890Say something like: "on the BIGGER and better things then ay? *wink*"
“Do you feel safe in London?”“No, I’ve gotta tell you, yesterday an individual walked toward me, I literally had to walk off the pavement into the middle of the road”“What was the individual doing? Was he drunk? Aggressive?”“He just looked you know, like you know, he hadn’t slept for you know, a week”Another one of the brilliant minds at reform UK
>>219297935Fuark
>>219297984maybe just dont waste the best years of your one life here.
Had sex in many an unsuitable for sexual activity places in my younger years. Not proud of it
loves talking about himself doesnt he
>>219297974it was a 4 year relationship so pretty major breakup. Shes very wholesome and modest and isn't the sleep around with strangers type. Shes also been friends with me for about 6 months so its not completely out of the blue
>>219298016Ok
>A man who went missing for almost two weeks and was found dead in a river struggled after a serious crash which saw him go to prison, an inquest heard.
>>219298017you heard the story about the couple here that were fucking at a train station and set off the sprinklers and flooded the whole joint?
have I done anything wrong?
he certainly doesmust be quite isolated a place, new zealand
>>219297976even a bog standard oven ready 'za from Aldi mogs it
>>219298035Nah
>>219297986Calm down Rorke
>>219298017any primary schools?
>>219298016right well that's not even close to an actual response so i'm just going to accept your concession x
>>219298039Tell them the poor spelling and grammar renders these accusations invalid.
>>219297979I've thought about asking her that then if she goes "ugh yeah back on the dating game" or something I'd say "maybe you dont have to search very far" with a sultry look in my eyes and a touch of the arm
might join my local Stand Up To Racism group, see if i can make some friends
don't like the look of that thumbnail so clicked my little x safety button
Bloody hell. He’s in a bit of a mess
>>219298056Nonce freak, expect a knock on the door :)
>>219298013>Being overtly aggressive is the only reason can be afraid of someoneHm
>>219298063its a response that completely dismantles your cope. but yeh off you scurry then
>>219298050a couple here were fucking at a train station and set off the sprinklers and flooded the whole joint
>>219298045Me after I swear I can handle bossman’s spiciest vindaloo after necking 20 pints
>>219298017my gf is too short and I'm too tall to even do it standing up
>>219298022If you realistically have a chance and there aren't extraneous factors (like they were living together and she's moving out or you two work together) then you're good to go whenever.
remember thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDk-UvUrglw
/brit/ is an old-timer general. i'm a cautionary tale for whipper-snappers. have fun, find love. don't end up like me.
>>219298082You’re afraid of the tired man on his way home from work? Poor baby
>>219298039>mannor
um um um
>>219298075just close the tab you slithering incel
>>219298096'
>>219298013Leftypol absolutely flabbergasted that some people are perceptive enough to clock when someone is a fucking mental stabmonkey
>>219298098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMlFYl6u1H4
>>219298100We wont, Rorke. Dont worry
>batarians
>>219298080you're the one who did it not me
>>219298115hey rorke i just pooed you gonna wipe me up?
>>219298091*smacks your arse and makes it jiggle*
>>219298100thiszoomers should be greeted at the door to /brit/ by uncs warning them to stay away with a sultry look in my eyes and a touch of the arm
>>219298097they were living together but shes currently staying with her sister, not sure if she's actually moved out officially yet. We were working together but she's left the job
>>219298045>literally puking his guts outFucking grimstory?
>>219298122not rorke, i voted for corbyn and for remain
i'm not like that other anon, i'm an old timer too but i want you to waste your time here, i want you to end up bitter, miserable, depressed and lonely like the rest of us so keep posting, keep entertaining me please
>>219298139he was injured
Bro is posting nude photos of women in a sfw general lmao. This nigga gone cray cray
>>219298150corr more of that
wish I was a shagger
>>219298090can you articulate an actual reason as to why it's not sadder to still be hanging around here as an oldtroon or is it just going to be more vague "stop wasting your life sonny" shite when i'm not even doing that to begin with
>>219298171*shags you*
leftypol going to flirt with the single mums in asda
>>219298118But that’s not what he said?
>>219298139Don’t know the story but that looks like a hell of a lot of clotting arterial blood in the stomach. Man’s incredibly doomed.
>>219298150:)
>>219298176all the things you think i am and doing are also not true.
>>219298183Are you so retarded that you can't read between the lines? This might not be the country for you mate
Why do people look down on white men dating Asian women. Asian women are well fit and generally more pleasant to be around
>>219298228
sucked a poo back up my arse for later
>>219298204plain old 'cism, plus a lotta men's minds are so warped by porn they assume you have a small willy if you go for them, this is made doubly bizarre when you can find vids of petite asians being split in half by footlong meat missiles at the click of a button
>>219298230niggas so gay even his dicks bent
Oh aye x
you know you're fucked when you're so addicted to 4chan that you have to be banned to take a break from the site
>>219298228kek
>>219298230imagine trying to show your mum something in your iphone gallery and accidentally scrolling past the tranny cock images
are belle
fannois
>>219298255>me when I see a colossal sword
>>219298228there's going to be some serious allegations come out once he dies isn't there
stop it nowyou've had your fun
>>219298266don't look very nice do they
need a hobbymight get into sucking knobs not in a gay way just for developing a skill and sense of satisfaction
gullible leftymongs getting hoodwinked by paedos and islamists again
Jannie’s day off, clearly
lol
>>219298316you never know, you might have a talent for it
>Well no he didn’t say that but it’s what he meant!!Right then
>>219298317>Islamists and paedosSame thing
>>219298352you might be autistic
>>219298325they're on strike in regards to a wage dispute
seriously though how do you earn money in today's world without having to suck a man's knob or two
>>219298352Yes mate, problem? You must really struggle to hold a conversation with people
>>219298352Hello autism
>>219298237ummmmmmmmmmmmm
>>219298371don't be a male prostitute
>>219298138Ask her out then
>>219298352bro needs everything explained to him literally and explicitly lmao
>>219298371Scamming
*starts playing the Mount & Blade II Bannerlord theme tune and slapping my fat belly to the beat*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWLnIcOgK4E
grokberg in the bin starmzy isn't fucking around
>>219298392who knew pic related was simply attributable to leftypol being an austistic retard lol
>"I have to write more Dunk and Egg," Martin continues. "There’s supposed to be another Fire and Blood book, too. I do think if I can just get some of these other things off my back, I could finish The Winds of Winter pretty soon. It’s been made clear to me that Winds is the priority, but … I don’t know. Sometimes I’m not in the mood for that."just 2 more books then he'll get back to writing WoW
If george orwell wanted to criticise stalinism and totalitarianism why didnt he just do that instead of writing about animals?
>>219298416cunt hasn't even smashed the gangs yet but he thinks he can take on robots
gordon browndavid cameron they never did anything wrong
>>219298441right well that's not true I don't know anything about politics but even I know brown sold all our gold and cameron set off brexit
>>219298448And he called that old lady a bigot
>>219298426he obviously told D&D the ending and they did such a bad job that he doesn't want to relive it having the same ending play out in the books too, so he's just doing side quests until he dies
>he's just doing side quests
>>219298441Cameron's second premiership 2015-2016 set off the entire gigashambles that the country is in nowhe's only second in blame to Blair
>>219298487Love seeing the random shit that triggers you Rorke
new>>219298485>>219298485>>219298485
>>219298487meltdown
australians have gone to bed now. imagine them all tucked up with their koala-themed bedspreads
>>219298503fucking mong
>>219298510imagine their big australian knobs curled up in their little pube nests
>reading obese author's rape fantasiesNo thanks
NEW>>219298532>>219298532
>>219298539fucking stupid twat
>>219298558Right well that's just rude
I invented that gimmick btw
>>219298426jewish sloppa
girl the post count
dadberg is playing 'we are chalie kirk' song
