/int/ - If your country had a gf/bf, what country would it - International

>>219298267
bosnia as it stands now is a lesbian relationship between two bpd dykes that beat each other all the time,constantly threaten to go live at their parents,call the cops all the time,cheat and threaten to kill themselves if the other leaves but then have hot sexo and share heroin needles when nobody is looking.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:38:06 No.219299398

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:38:06 No.219299398

Slovenia

She used to mostly just follow along with whatever I was into at the time without really expressig any wishes of her own. Nowadays she keepa bitching and moaning about how she’s missing a few inches (of coastline) and how I’m supposee to give them to her even after she blocked all my invites from germany to join this huge house party with all the other eurobros. I’m honestly thinking about socking her in the eye.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:39:08 No.219299418

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:39:08 No.219299418

>>219299374
Moron, that wasn’t the question. The stoopid bosnianigger memes are all real lmao.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:41:39 No.219299465

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:41:39 No.219299465

>>219298267
This picture makes me extraordinarily sad :’(

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:43:22 No.219299501

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:43:22 No.219299501

>>219298267
kissing with thai ladyboy

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:44:59 No.219299534

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:44:59 No.219299534

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>>219298267

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:47:56 No.219299589

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:47:56 No.219299589

>>219298267
bf: argentine bottom bear
gf: argentine top femboy

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:48:02 No.219299590

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:48:02 No.219299590

>>219298267
Ireland would be a crazy schizo gf to a big rich dumb American sugar daddy. She'd scream and throw things at him but at the end of the day she'd happily swallow his cum for the benefits

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)09:57:24 No.219299754

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)09:57:24 No.219299754

>>219299418
bosnias gf is your mother the couple million of us all fuck her in her stnky whore asshole

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)10:00:10 No.219299798

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)10:00:10 No.219299798

>>219299590
h-hot

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)10:25:17 No.219300347

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)10:25:17 No.219300347

>>219298267
poland or france or spain or german boif (thats slang for bf)

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)10:27:54 No.219300415

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)10:27:54 No.219300415

USA is our abusive husband.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)11:02:03 No.219301288

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)11:02:03 No.219301288

>>219300415
SEX

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)11:06:40 No.219301403

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)11:06:40 No.219301403

>>219298267
Phili-
>>219298497
nvm you gross whore
I'm going stag

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)11:08:19 No.219301435

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)11:08:19 No.219301435

>>219300415
>cheat on us with europe and flirt with them and try to get their attention while calling us nazis for decades
>"hey western provinces you can come home if you want"
>"OMG RAAAAPE!"
lying bitch

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:12:01 No.219304331

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:12:01 No.219304331

>>219298267
spain

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:16:29 No.219304441

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:16:29 No.219304441

>>219298267
Argentina would be our abusive gf

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:23:03 No.219304603

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:23:03 No.219304603

my country would be the ugly fat hairy smelly incel that no biological creature would want to be in 100 feet radius.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:24:07 No.219304627

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:24:07 No.219304627

>>219298267
Too many to cite, but not Europe

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:27:53 No.219304743

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:27:53 No.219304743

>>219299026
My condolences

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:41:10 No.219305099

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:41:10 No.219305099

>Norway
Recent ex that we ended on ”good terms” with. Passive aggresively positive towards eachother.
>Finland
Codependant ex-wife and coparent. We’re practically still married. I just never get to fuck her anymore.
>Åland
Estranged child with Finland. Major identity issues. Expecting Finland to tell me he’s come out as a tranny any year now.
>Denmark
High school fuck buddy.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:44:26 No.219305171

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:44:26 No.219305171

Israel is our dominatrix gf who likes whipping us in the balls and telling us how much we deserve it for being so bad.

And we love it

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:46:04 No.219305205

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:46:04 No.219305205

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>>219298763
>is actually cheating on Canada-chan with Israel-sama
not even in geopolitics can you escape ntr...

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:47:33 No.219305240

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:47:33 No.219305240

>>219298267
Lithuania I guess. For some reason I think she'd be the taller one.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:49:32 No.219305284

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:49:32 No.219305284

>>219305171
Israel is the big scary guy that reams us in the ass like we're in a jail cell together and nobody steps in because he has too much street cred

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:49:41 No.219305288

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:49:41 No.219305288

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>>219305240
well she did use to be larger

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)13:51:51 No.219305337

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)13:51:51 No.219305337

>>219305288
BBW

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)14:15:42 No.219305905

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)14:15:42 No.219305905

>>219305284
True

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)14:20:48 No.219306042

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)14:20:48 No.219306042

>>219305284
>big
let's be real he's the tiny scary guy that reams your ass that you could totally overpower but you don't because you secretly enjoy it

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)14:28:16 No.219306241

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)14:28:16 No.219306241

>>219306042
Moishe "coin daddy" Goldstein is just trying to help us out

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)14:58:57 No.219307081

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)14:58:57 No.219307081

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>>219298267
North Korea. In an alternate reality where communism never ended I'm an ambassador happily married to a nork girl...

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)15:05:30 No.219307273

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)15:05:30 No.219307273

>>219298267
If you put your face up close enough to the screen you can almost smell the hedge funds emanating from this photo

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)15:11:43 No.219307431

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)15:11:43 No.219307431

>>219307273
>ikea furniture
>shitty wooden floor instead of a parquet
They're poorfag frauds. Probably renting instead of owning, too.

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)15:24:27 No.219307777

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)15:24:27 No.219307777

>>219298267
>gf
Sudan. She's extremely spicy and is a single mother for a psycho autistic kid (South Sudan).
>Bf
Israel. Will beat the everliving shit out of you and rob you but he'll give it back if you ask nicely