little big planet edition
>>219300532Extremely based edition
First indian itt
Mary-BethKarenAbigailSusanMaryTillySadieBonnieWho’s YOUR Red Deadfu?
>>219300532spongebob little big guy pants ok
>>219300568i liked tilly cause she's always nice
>>219300532Soyboy hipster coded
my girlfriend was saying some very lovely stuff in my ear but then i snapped out of my daydream and i am back posting on /brit/
>>219300532:')
https://www.childcare.co.uk/search/Jobs/Gloucester/Babysitter
So many peng manors cut down.
>>219300555:3
um
>>219300532cor loved that game on my ps3 back in the day
>>219300556Not quite mate, look >>219300555
>>219300625he would not fucking say that
I'll be voting for RESTORE BRITAIN in the May 2026 local elections
>>219300616
So we're all voting Restore Britain then
>>219300616I mean the national trust was created because death duties and tax was so high
>>219300616>during a number of years a number of things occurred for a number of reasonsgood to know
>>219300648yh
>>219300643>>219300648what makes you think you'll have a candidate to vote for?
Ah yes, a yank posting about manor houses
>>219300643Doubt they'll have any candidates in my area
dc;vr
Deport the browns
>>219300631rorke spongebob would
>>219300643>>219300648sorry, im voting nooneim conceding my vote
>>219300663I'll be runningYou'll vote for me wont you lad?
Rorke voting Restore Britain and having his bennies cut so Rupert Lowe can cut tax for his rich friends and send more aid to Israel
>>219300677yh interested to see if anyone runs in my area
*slides into the thread*
in the early 1400s, taxes on wool alone made up almost 63% of the English Crown’s total income
This country would be several thousand times better if there were no browns or non-europeans here.
>>219300681Noone? What party is he in then?
>>219300663I won't I live in hackney lmaooooo
>>219300682>I'll be runningNot good for the knees at your weight, Rorke. Be careful!
watching the hit Emma Watson movie The Bling Ring
leftypol loves the state too mucheven moderate ones do
>>219300704Why don't you run?
>>219300699>send more aid to IsraelHe's literally never said that, before you post your fake screenshot again
>>219300713ummm... just letting you know this could be interpreted as racist :/
>>219300674>destroy the heritage to pack in the boatmen based
not sure he's actually allowed to post that.
It's party time
rorke sent into an autistic frenzy upon seeing the word nigger posted
you will not post the cropped pony rule 34
>>219300743im an autistic incel neet i doubt i'd receive many votes
>>219300765Peng leng and delish
>>219300745No he’s just said that people protesting Israel should be shot dead, nothing crazy
deary me 2 grim webms
>>219300743The background check... um
>>219300788"people" protesting israel are almost exclusively radical muslims who hate Brits
>>219300795alri benderlad
the thread just went 'umplum'
This general needs a catford cat edition
>>219300766ugly womanugly tits
>>219300766Need to see her lovely pink pussois please!!
>>219300701bpcr
/brit/ is a pro israel general
Kill all people with sub 110 IQ and start over
>deary me 2 grim webms
>>219300827Dont believe that to be true
my bollocksthat axelush
>>219300805Another ziobot exposed haha
>>219300848Zesty ahh horse
>>219300649love the national trust me. need a gf to come walk around tudor houses with me when mumberg dies
>>219300848scrm
Ceaseless, unrelenting suffering
>>219300856You can oppose Israel while also opposing hoardes of browns descending on our city centres every weekend
>>219300854You dying a virginCan't wait
What should I do with the £400,000 my mum just gave me?
>ziotbotcan't even imagine the dusky unclipped paki nails that hacked out this phrase
do want a gay sex bf to go to free museums with and also who i can parade in front of my friends to show i am not a chopped and cooked unc
>>219300897kek this
>>219300895Fuck off and make some friends
>>219300903probably would fuck that and it's probably the most masculine thing you could do
>>219300895why she give you that?
NEW BOPDEM' JUST DROPPED
>>219300890You can but Rupert doesn’t. He’s your average “civic nationalist” who loves Israel, same as your idol Tommy Robinson
>>219300849Me second from the left
>>219300932what was it
having a poo in the back of the vanx
>>219300949bizarre lie
Is he having a laugh?
>>219300919Bit of cheese Shlomit?
going out to shops to buy booze
>>219300946well that's grim
>>219300946disgustan
>>219300895with a £250 a day limit that will take you years to spend
>>219300964creaking
Get the Rorke chud freaks shifted over to Restore Britain so they stop stinking up Reform please and thank you
NEED to move here
>>219300895Fucking LUSHmummy and daddy gave me a similar amount a couple of years agoJust had it rotting in a savings account
Tommy Wobinson
>>219300994wish they would fill in the middle with a sea would be cool
Rorke getting blacked by the mandem behind camden morrisons
>>219300986That's not what overdraft means you retard (I know you're baiting but I have to say it)
Rorke having a cheese and onion pastie from pound bakery
tommy will have 100k people assembled in london again this summer and rupert will be the only politician allowed in, makes you think
>>219300945Because she's rich and wants me to have it?
>>219300958a pony telling someone shagging her to stop being rough
>>219301019can't help yourself can you bet you reply to sacked tranny too
Voting Reform so they change absolutely nothing and reinforce the Blairite status quo
>>219300895cor gizza quid
did the girl die and make funny face
>>219301026rip
>>219300759Is watching these people the closest you get to going outside and socialising?
>>219300895Had £1.1m in mine last year for reasons I won't go intoSurreal 48 hoursThought about disappearing
My favourite thing to do with my gf is this thing I call "buffet" where I lie in bed with my mouth open and she manoeuvres her chebs and fannard into my mouth
still haven't watched all of that webm, I don't dare do it
now do the one where you pretend the lass falling off the table died
>>219301085The Rorkes on their way to Asda for the weekly Kiev and Booze shop.
>>219301085leftypol rocked and left cowering on the floor
>>219301085ah yes the motability mongs
>>219301109Are you aware of anyone who can lay perfectly still like that after such a fall?
>>219301085kwabNEED this to happen to cycling mikey
>>219301081What happened to it?
mad how some people are just born rich meanwhile i was born to mentally ill poor peoplenot fair
Can we get a "need a film to watch" "watch hell drivers" OCD ritual samefag please?
>>219301025Tommy “I am Jewish mate” Robinson is friendly with Rupert “shoot all anti-Israel protestors” Lowe? That’s fascinating Rorke never would have guessed mate
*enters /brit/*
>>219301154millions must go achmed
>>219301103which webm? the one above your post?
>>219300959What about tins of painthttps://youtu.be/7fSvIMu5OuI?si=D7fCH5m_uhW5bCVv
the social contract used to be you traded 40 hours plus of your week in your 9 to 5 not just for a salary but for a sense of commitment back that you were investing your precious time and energy into something that offered long term protection and security and a shot at a comfortable retirement with sensible planningFor many people this upside simply does not exist in full time white collar employment anymoreCorporate slavery
SCANDALOUS!
>>219301154Rasheed mate you're going home lmao
>>219300995My parents and grandparents are dead. I never got a penny inheritance or any money from any of them after I moved out at 17. That was shortly after my parents took my entire college maintenance grant because, as they put it, they're maintaining a roof over my head so it's theirs.I agreed with them, still do, and am grateful for the years they fed and clothed me. Still stings to see people getting windfalls off their family like that. £3000 would've got me on my feet and set me up when I moved out but no. Not fair is it? Oh well, could always be worse.
>>219301185Do you have any idea what workers had to do to get that "social contract"?
>>219301203Titch at 22:04?
>>219301203It's just boredom mate, settle down
*slithers into /brit/*
>>219301219What the fuck
>>219301219
>>219301194Your parents sound like complete pieces of shit mate
multiple questions arise but of all of them why does the 4chan character have an antenna coming out of its head
>>219301240
>>219301219what did he mean by this
aff tae walk dog
>>219301256>t. Soft palmed tarquin
>>219301266Because it's really reddit now or something
Found that deleted post utterly perplexing and don't understand it. Can someone explain it to me
loving these entrances into brit LOL
>>219301165these ones are actually impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN15jX_-OeU
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
>>219300532loved that game shame the creative brits handed over the game to a jeet run studio and the entire franchise died
>>219301310why's that funny then
>>219301304Israeli content designed to bewilder and temporarily stun
>>219301330How new are you
>>219301256They had 4 kids younger than me to worry about, and it's not like they were rich. First ten years of my life I lived on a council estate so I was mostly just glad to be away from the boarded up windows and needles in the street and nonces and cars on fire.
Heatherpaedo is so mindraped about the Rorke gimmick he’s come up with all sorts of lore that it’s a singular poster, even has a name and family backstory for him LOL now he’s talking about him to his LLMs feeding his psychosis
>>219301310
My stupid bitch mum being a bitch
>>219301341sorry did I miss the laugh at dead children gimmick
>>219301345>5 kids while living on a council estate I'll say it again, your parents sound like complete pieces of shit
I'll inherit about £3mParents are fucking loaded and only have one brother who I'll have to share with you seeNot a lump that will let me live a life of mega luxury with lambos and yachts and champagne soaked fake tits in my face every night, but I can have a very nice and comfortable lifestyle dedicated to my passions as a result of itRight now I am doing an actual proper job for the skills, experience, contacts and the grounding with reality it offers. But I know I can retire and just do what I like with the rest of my time when they sadly pass.
saddens me to think about how most of /brit/ will never know the taste of a bbq shape
>>219301363Yes he's been doing it for years
>>219301363its another epic spaino gimmick we all find really funny
Rorke dying in a tragic accident at age 36 and they have to use his Year 11 photo day picture in the newspaper because it’s the most recent one
>>219301409ktiiiiiiim
thinking about your parents dying just to get their money is it? Must be monday
>>219301360Neeeeeeh
>>219301409ktim
>>219301348he's been doing the same thing on britfeel for years lad. create a character and build up daily lore about them and their family and friends. he a grown man playing with imaginary dollies online
>>219301409SCREMAIING
id pay 3 million to keep my parents alive
mad how spainlord absolutely mindraped you lot
i was a sega kid. no mario for me thanks
>>219301436well that clearly isnt true
>>219301360You the grey bubbles?
lads its getting a bit depressing in hereLets talk about something else haha
>>219301426Mental how mentally ill he is
>>219300946>zoom in>it just gets worse
2026 goals toil loomsit's all shite isn't itWe live in a hell imposed on us by people who had revision books with highlighted bits and sticky notes all over them during their GCSEs
How long does your girlfriend demand you last in bed?
I invented that gimmick btw
he's still rattled from the dad comment from earlier lmaonot my fault your father never loved you
>>219301070I leave my house all the time. Meanwhile 4chan is your social media platform, attempting pathetic conversations with strangers to feel like you have any friends (you don't)
>>219301409omdz
>>219301467only girls did that
>>219301409fuckinh howling
>>219301472This is such a big achievement for youMeanwhile none of us give a fuck
>>219300759Phillip in the boozer all day since he got sacked from This Morning
spaki melty
>>219301468Over 15 minutes
>>219301451does he do this one here like he does on britfeel >trip/avatar on like he knows its one of his dollies posting?
>>219301500LOL so trueNow he'll seethe for hours on end
>>219301085Gypsies?
>Italy's 'Lovers’ Arch' collapses into sea on Valentine's Day roaring
I did that and I’m not a girl
remember my dad used to tell me when I was a little boy ALL the time that he wishes he worked harder at school and I was like yh whatever now I think the same thing about myself everyday wow
fuck all y'all
>>219301484Exactly
>>219301484connect the two matewe live in a gynocracy
Uh oh
>>219301500you clearly give a fuck though. never fails to hit a nerve
>>219301478Nerve touched little lad?
is heathermong also the one who goes around calling everyone spaki?
>>219301524um is that a penis
>>219301515fuck love
>>219301542no thats me. but i only call one person that
Adam is really spiralling today. get some help fella
Nerve touching 'cord raid in progress
>>219301552You’ve called me it a few times and I can assure you I’m not spaino
Is this acceptable attire in which to quit my job and become a full time 4chan poster prone to mental breakdowns?
>>219301375Screaming
>>219301566righto
>>219301563Rupert Lowe's expected premiership isn't the best thing for his mental elves :/
>>219301542Different mental case I believe
>>219301566Just a dire poster ig
>>219301500LOL shagged him FIRMLY up his incel anus.
remember that the poster formally known as spaino or spainlad had his tripcode banned for posting cp on /sp/.
We really need some new dollhouse characters
>>219301622desu no we don’t remember that mate
Think Giorgia Meloni is the only politician I’d really like to chat withSeems like a genuinely interesting person
>>219301650I do
>>219301510>>219301618Just sad mate
>>219301650yeh we do actually
>>219301622This shit general is your entire fucking life. Wish you and that cunt both leapt off Beachy Head.
Is heathermong the one obsessed with posters that haven't posted here in years? Plays little games of lets pretend about them like they're still here
>>219301567clobber bee i thought you was dead
has something happened to spaino irl or something?he was always an annoying gimp but all this seems different. any loreheads know?
>>219301676lol
>>219301670if you're this touchy about what words appear in /brit/, maybe you're the one with an unhealthy attachment. think on.
>>219301678I’m in touch with him irl and he unfortunately had his mother pass away so he was moved into a full time care facility.
glad to have sorted that
>>219301704the old hag finally topped herself then
>>219301704does he still talk to his jamaican stepdad?
Thoughts?
Decided that goal-setting for 2026 at work infringes my rights under the ECHR
>>219301716comfyI would not look like that in this attire thoughever
>>219301716Cant believe bowel cancer took him at just 48 :(
any mid-30s, overweight, raised by a single mother, 4chan addicts in?
Mate from school has cancer and he’s only 33, got two kids and everything. Genuinely feel nauseous after finding out
>>219301375She only had two kids on the council estate. My dad died when I was 5 so that was 5 years looking after my little bruv while mum got battered by a string of abusive boyfriends. Then when I was 10 mum met my stepdad, moved to a good area and had 3 more kids. Those 3 hate me because I'm a loser alcoholic. I'd explain to them how different my childhood was to theirs if I cared, but I don't see my family any more. I did what I could to help raise them so I don't owe them anything. Sad but what can you do. I'm happy enough with what I've got.>Posting from your ip range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse Ah yes this won't get posted for about 20 minutes then
Reform inner circle are obviously very concerned about Lowe and his rival party, they’ve got all their social media warriors posting non stop shite on Lowe
>>219301757Screaming
>>219301716i look like this except imagine he was ugly
>>219301757*nauseated the thing making you nauseated is nauseous
>>219301757roarig
>Government abandons plans to delay 30 council electionsSir U Turner
>>219301763Why’d your stepdad take such damaged goods as your mumIs he ugly
>>219301757howling
>>219301763> I moved out at 17. That was shortly after my parents took my entire college maintenance grant>my dad died when i was 5So not parents then.
Something I don't understand is why heatherpaedo posts about wool sweaters so much
Sir Ike Turner
>>219301809you don’t need to know
>>219301757>Genuinely feel nauseousyour mate once he starts the chemo
>>219301832
>>219301810Ser Frank Turner
>dead children
>>219301832Kek
Does anyone have that heatherpaedo ai image with the weird alien looking guy with a pointy head wearing like a tin can with /brit/ written on it
>>219301832>>219301848>>219301844
>>219301853yes mate just having a wuppa woffee and then I'll post it, that okay?
>>219301791My mum was pretty fit and a proper tradwife. You'd have no clue she'd had such a grim life if you met her. Also my stepdad was an absolute legend who had no problem taking on a single mum with 2 kids. And he got 3 great kids out of it who all got my mum's great genes.
>>219301363Yes you did. Again. How new are you?
>>219301853
>>219301832fucks sake
>>219301853not in the habit of collecting images posted by deranged schizophrenic paedophiles personally to be quite desu
frankie on a normal one
>>219301765Reform aren’t worried at all.Restore are essentially the most recent in a long line of unsuccessful right wing parties, but with the most compelling leader to date. The issue Rupert will run into is that there isn't anyone else with any credibility who will want to join, and you'll attract a bunch of nutters who will make everything about Islam, Jews and minorities. That's why basically all the people supporting Lowe so far are alt right online media figures and neo nazi twitter accounts.
>no gf on valentine's >>no gf on mahashivratri >no gf on chinese new year >no gf on those muslim and christian festivals starting in a couple of daysloneliest week award
>>219301808Mum and stepdad if you want to be pedantic. He was my dad a lot longer than my biological dad.
>>219301882his finest work
Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead
>>219301882Fucking SCREAMINGHG what does it mean?>>219301889Threw out your dad’s hard drives then did you Rorke?
>>219301882Literally me on the left
>>219301915genuinely hysterical to imagineno christmas present is making that hurt any less
>>219301882Cracking up at the mentally ill shite he must have had to put in to prompt that LMAOOOO
>>219301897Got a gf but she’s on another continent
>>219301915right well I think you’ve gone a bit too far now
>watching a restaurant review of a place in London>while ordering the guy says "can we do the"Absolutely detest this rancid little AmericanismIt's snuck in so subtly as wellNo you cannot "do" the apple strudel
>>219301944Couldn't get far enough away from you could she lad
>>219301944'
If you can’t pull in India you’ve got a big fucking problem fella
>>219301895>there isn't anyone else with any credibility who will want to joinunlike farage who has found such great people like zia yusuf, nadine dories and nadhim zahawi
>>219301965can't be asked about this mate
>>219301965>I'll get the>can we do the>the ... for mehow fucking hard is it to say please can I have
No response from the escort yet lads, been 2 hours since I messaged her. She hasn't read it yet.I am convinced I have been rational. It's completely absurd that she thinks she can just drop clients based on feelings.
I don't know, can you have it?
>>219301966Met her whilst she was doing research here but now she’s back home in Europe She wants to move here at the end of the year no reason to be nasty to me lad
Eating with Tod actually needs to die, every time I see his face I just wish he would drop dead
>>219302021omg
>>219302021borke and leftydog
Mentally ill spammer waiting for the new
>>219302027he got sponsored by the Qatari government recently to go over there and rave about their shitty knockoff kebabsentire comments section was clowning on him for supporting a third-world fundamentalist dictatorship and taking their oil and slave moneyabsolutely destroyed that runtazoid
>>219301997>like zia yusuf, nadine dories and nadhim zahawiHate to break it to you mate but those people are a lot easier for the general public to stomach than literal Neo nazis from Twitter
What’s that cocteau bitch even saying
>>219302057He's an absolute hack with literally no actual opinions of his ownEverything I see from him is just him soy facing about some "hidden gem"how many fucking hidden gems can there be really
>>219302088Can’t believe you lot actually watch that fat cunt how shit are your lives
just realised I haven't been outside in two weeks LOL
might start having sex with them
>>219302121i don't watch him as suchjewtube sharts seems to think I want to though
>>219302027>>219302057>>219302088Eating with Tod is based and that's just a factEarning bank from soy Londoners watching his "mmmm the food" short form videos while being a reform supporting chudHe's gamed the system spectacularly, Tod won
>>219302168>>219302168>>219302168new
I'm making a new, no one make it
>>219301988a royal lineage heiress from australia wanted to marry me last year but I said no
>>219302186>>219302188lol
>>219301965>To start we'll have your...make it stop
