Pic sort of relatedAldi sold me "creamy ranch" sauceWhat do I do with it? What food does it go with?
>>219302535americans dip pizza in ranch
My American friend told me you're not supposed to use it as a condiment but just pour the whole bottle in your ass so you can eat an entire rotisserie chicken without getting an indigestion.
>>219302573>americans dip pizza WHAT?!
>>219302535It's like fucked up mayonnaise. Go figure.