>be English cuck>import printing press from Germany>replace "Þ" with "th" because you don't have your own printing press and have to rely on a foreign technology
>>219305839ðat’s crazy, dude!
>>219305839English uses the vowel Ö all the time, but use different letters for it>girl>earn>furWhy not just write görl, örn and för?
>>219307483All of these get converted to a short u when you convert to "caveman speak" (e.g. actual phonics) because that's what the sound is, a short u. It may be a particular sort of short u but it falls within the natural range of short u.Why don't Germans and other submissive Euros stop larping with umlauts and intentionally misprounouncing English words to try to shoehorn in umlaut sounds where they never belonged?