Retvrn edition
ok bye
gay yank edition
>>219306297
recon i'm the gayest straight man in historyfind vaginas absolutely disgustingthe girl i heavily fancied asked me to fuck her on valentines night and i just couldn't get in the mood touching her vagina is so disgusting couldn't get hard (was basically sober) both of uys naked etcjust grim
my willy has never seen a woman ;_;
not sure why anything about william and his wife keeps making it onto the news, utterly pointless shite
drinking a pint of apple juice
this is why i only play single players gamealso because nomates
>>219306364cant imagine that this is true
>>219306358have to distract from all the noncery
Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead
>>219306348>the girl i heavily fancied asked me to fuck herhow do people get into this sort of situation?
Lessons in how to deal with women.1. If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.2. Treat everything she says as a lie.3. They are heartless manipulators. Everything they do is a test and a trick to bait you.4. Never trust them, ever.5. They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.6. They will mock you behind your back.7. Never do anything nice for them, there is literally no point. Do not offer them a seat on a train or hold doors open for them.8. If they work in a shop or store or whatever, just be blunt to them and don't smile.9. Realise that they have no conception of honour.10. Treat them with no respect.
>>219306388well ok it's not quite a pint but it's in a pint glass
rorke mate
all of us at /brit/ say rest in peace robert duvall
Most problems in society are downstream of low IQ. Eliminate all low IQ folx
>>219306407what do you mean? tbf it was unexpected as usually she wont go ebyond a bit of kissing but we just kept touching and then while we were almost naked she wanted me to touch her there etc
had my tea
>>219306348blogon
>>219306419Just say you're bent, you freak
I've been dumped.
fittest woman at toil smiled at me, might not kill myself today
>>219306448I mean how do people get almost naked with a girl and have her ask to have her vagina touched
>>219306484Do it in front of her and ruin her day
>>219306419All of this is true. I thought these ideas were just by divorced boomers or seething incels but after going out with a few women my soul has been hurt
>>219306419posted it again award
>>219306419i want to have love like in the hollywood movies
don't like foul whores like bonnie blue but i wouldn't care if a japanese whore shagged 10,000 men and was in 1000 JAVs
>>219306484ever shag her?
>>219306507she'll be upset for an hour then go home and fuck her boyfriend to get over the "trauma"
>>219306499you mean like how does consent work? usually girls ask you to touch them there or whatever especially if you're already near the areaif you are just otherwise playing and you suddenly stick your fingers in her vagina that's weird behaviour
>>219306484I asked out a girl at my work and went on 5 dates with her and then she just stopped answering my messages. She's still here and doesn't have a boyfriend a month later so I've not even been cuckolded.
>>219306484a woman called me good looking several weeks agoreally lifted my morale at the time, sort of worn off by now though
>>21930641911. Never be more polite than you have to be12. Never get invested
playign tf2 clasified :P
the other day a woman comes up to me and says you're proper fit, you should be modelling for gqi say no thanks, im making a shit load of money out of computers, and walk away
It's over for Rorke, pic related
Incel brigade out in full force today
>>219306608love it when this happens
>>219306553I mean how does a man get into a situation where a girl wants him to to touch her vagina and then tells him
Right well that content's not viewable in my region
just got out the shower mefeeling proper clean and comfy
Actually mental how well women manipulate men but also cannot do basic tasks or problem solving.
>>219306608screaming, this is me
eating lasagna and it's fucking horrible
time for nighttime winter olympics kino
>>219306419>If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.You can tell her, but only just before you shag her after you've been dating and are about to consummate it. If she likes you, she won't end it because you're a virgin.
all women are angles
>>219306674are you helen mirren 30 years ago?
>>219306608what were you worried about
>>219306640for a "first time" usually alcohol is involved or a strong emotional connection built over time (or both)sometimes tho girls just really horny tho and will be very explicitso it involve ssome level of foreplay kissing touching body rubbing and so on
Judeo hapa masterrace
>>219306696don't fucking do itdon't given anyone (man or woman) any reason to think less of you
>>219306475I wish I were a homosexual.Honestly, being a shy, quiet, heterosexual man is a death sentence.>>219306596"Never get invested" is very true.
>>219306705...nh
off tae bed, dont feel right x
>>219306640women are whores they want cocks in their fannies
>>219306192me too (>>219306127 here, i included it within my very broad realm of 'publishing')
>>219306729>tell her>she expects you to be shit but will help>don't tell her>she'll think you're just shit in bed
>>219306700based.
industry was a bit gay this week
>>219306729Every women thinks I'm a complete subhuman who should have been strangled to death in the cradle They cannot think less of me
right so my bedroom smells like poo, anyone got any thoughts as to why?
>>219306732... post cute bod anyway :3
ah man the womens big air is so lame they can't do shit compared to the men yesterday
Part of the reason women are such cunts is because of desperate men enabling them.It's far more dignified to simply masturbate. I honestly have basically zero interest in women day to day.
>>219306724im anglo saxon hapa
>>219306739sameI've got into the habit of going to bed early and waking up early haha, it spices the days up a bit
>you tell the lads at the pub youre voting reform
>>219306802No idea why rapists and molesters are a thing, just have a wank mate.
the 18 year old gf
what constitutes an autistic special interest in archiving or publishing
>>219306802go back to britfeelworm
Tate and Clav are such a based duo
>>219306772I was also up against it from the start, like you and most others here.Am I going to tell people what they expect me to say to confirm their pre-conceived notions of me? Fuck noAm I going to make them feel better about themselves? Fuck no
Actually I have no problem with women because it is actually impossible to meet women.
>>219306813>waking up earlyhaha.... yeah
*takes a look at crime stats*NEKKERS, gotta be...
women don't exist you've all been psyopped by big tech and ai
I will never have sexthere's no situation I can imagine in any potential future where a woman asks me to have sex with her
>>219306857>Tate blowing smoke into Clav's face
had soss and mash and onion gravy for din dins. going to be tucked up in bed by 8pm. asleep by 8.30 x
hi :)
>>219306763oh that's the guy you're always talking aboutthe one who gets mogged in the club while jestermaxxing or something
>>219306902ummy
>mousey>rorke>leftypolSCREAMING
never heard of this clav guy before yesterday and now the cunts everywhere
https://vocaroo.com/1n84thhpFekubashy
YouTuber I use to watch has become a tranny and I didn't realise until I clicked on his video for like the first time in 5 years
my 16 year old son won't stop talking about 'jestermaxxing' and it's starting to scare me
>>219306934she cute?
>>219306834But that's true.I don't get rapists. The woman doesn't want you so it's pointless.
we're all off to bed x
>>219306962ever....
>>219306878stop making links where there are none racialist nekkers are not canon
Has a woman ever looked at you like this?
small boat crodie happy with new air force ones :)
beddy bo bo time x
6 7 scremaing
reading about asmr lesbian sex assault drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uNpd16MdKs&t=1244sangelica asmr goodnight moon ahahahaha good stuff
Having to show no reaction to gf accidentally breaking my hand with a claw hammer so she doesn't get the ick
>>219306985they have looked like that in my direction at people near me
>>219306976UM! x
Fate says I can't be womanWe can't change fate, it's best not to do anything.
>>219306985No they look at me like this
>>219306996
>>219306978*necklace going crazy*mmm... a lefthag...
>>219306998qrd?
>>219307022xx
wonder if /brit/'s been so slow lately cos we're all in beddy bo bo's
i like the way you lick the bowl somehow your method touches my soul it lifts me up to heights unknown
>>219307058I think he became a tranny because he has a small cock
>>219306608
Remember before you respect women that some of them have been stabbed to death by African migrants whom they were sleeping with
>>219307071*she and it's not that small
>>219306902Corrr wish i had someone to make me sausage and mash
rorke da shouting at the telly due to zonal marking
>>219307084post it then
*curls up like .gif related and falls asleep in my runt cage*
>>219307079Burn the coal
>>219307109Just looked it up, it's small and looks horrendous
cannot think of a single good reason to be awake at this time of year
>>219307137
Lotta incels ITT today. Get fit. Get your money up. Get laid.
>>219307147sorry that must have been mine
whats the white version of burn the coal
>>219307161hi
I really don't know what to do here. My son is 16 and he's always been the funny one in the family, cracking jokes, doing impressions to make us laugh. But lately it's like that's all he does and it's getting out of hand.A few months ago he started saying "jestermaxxing" constantly. Before school he'll go "time to jestermaxx today" or when he's on his phone he'll laugh and say "that was peak jestermaxxing right there." I figured it was some stupid meme at first but he literally uses it for everything now.He'll come home from being with friends and tell me "Mom I jestermaxxed so hard at lunch, everyone was losing it." Then he practices these over the top faces and dances in front of the mirror while saying stuff like "gotta keep the jestermaxx energy up." It's weird.I asked him straight up what it means because it sounded off. He got kind of mad and said it's about being entertaining so people actually notice you and "serious dudes just get ignored but jesters get the clout." He showed me some videos of this guy dancing like a maniac in a club and people in the comments calling it "jestermaxxing god tier." It honestly looked humiliating.Now he's doing it at home nonstop. He'll just interrupt us at dinner with some loud random joke or impression then stare at everyone waiting for a huge reaction. If we don't laugh enough he gets quiet and says "yall don't get the jestermaxx" and walks off. Family time is exhausting because it's like he's performing all the time instead of just talking normally.I'm starting to worry this is connected to some bad online stuff. I looked it up a little and it seems related to those looksmaxxing groups where guys fixate on their appearance and social rank but this version is just about acting like a clown for attention. He used to talk about girls like a normal teenager but now he says things like "foids only respect you if you jestermaxx correctly" which I had to search and it made me feel sick.
>>219307180drill the coal
um... so... why did they make a film adaption of wuthering heights as a porno? isn't the story meant to be all about a spurned lover domestically abusing his wife and trying to destroy the life of his childhood sweethearts family out of bitterness for her rejecting him?
>>219307180marrying an accountant
>>219307122this is sofucking cute UM
cant stop sucking on that nicotine
>>219307051asmr slag A did lesbo stuff with asmr slag B years ago slag A has since become right wing tradwife bait and claimed that lesbo stuff was sex assault slag B said it was consensual and slag A initiated it Crazy ASMR slag C jumps in to say slag B is a disgusting lesbo sex assaulter that made weirdo fetish pornCrazy ASMR slag C also made weirdo fetish porn but says that was different to slag B's weirdo fetish porn
>>219307213it's not a love story it's a fucking fuck story
eating some goldbears like a fucking child
>>219307137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcro7Hdpz6s
>>219307238feel loads better after stopping sucking the niccy jew
>>219307243get a life
beddy bo bos soon x
>>219307274fuck yours
>>219307269makes me feel too sad listening to his solo stuff
Indian zoomers are jestergooning to the British empirehttps://x.com/priestlyclass/status/2023337340257902935
>>219307234'
corr pooberg was in orderhad been orderedorder completionpropa good wun diss
I dont currently, and never have, cared what any Indians are up to
Quite literally doing a ooo
>>219307328>>219307337um X
>>219307294this is an image boardpost a screenshot or fuck off
>>219307294nigga why are you sharing an AI x post with 125 likes
It will be extremely painful
when is it beddy bo bos for everyone then
snowberg fucking up the ski jump
>>219307365s
>>219307379them being women is doing that
I can't believe Pinkpantheress bogged herself. So sad.
>>219306419>If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.Too late>Treat everything she says as a lie.Ok>They are heartless manipulators. Everything they do is a test and a trick to bait you.Ok>Never trust them, ever.Alright>They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.This shouldn't be an issue for me. I handle my own logistics.>They will mock you behind your back.I know>Never do anything nice for them, there is literally no point. Do not offer them a seat on a train or hold doors open for them.Ok>If they work in a shop or store or whatever, just be blunt to them and don't smile.Ok>Realise that they have no conception of honour.Alright>Treat them with no respect.Ok
Dobby from Peep Show BLACKED RAW
Once they discovered I'm not NT they abandon meThat's my current theory on being rejected
they got Quentin :(
>>219307413You're not New Testament?
Quite drunk for a Monday, luckily tomorrow shall be another WFH day with minimal actual work being done. The ride continues. Keep having recruiters contact me about jobs where I could make 15 to 30k more than I do at the moment but I'd have to commute further than my ten minute drive, at least two days a week with an hour or more in the car or on the train, and then I'd have to actually do work for most of the day instead of shitposting and scrolling away.
>>219307399mum said she fancies her
pc gone mad
pink pantheress year 10
>>219307426Nerotypical
wow there's pedophiles all over these pdf files
>>219307399she was munted before can't be any worse
>>219307424Who is Quentin
>>219307424quentin letts?
>>219307444
>>219307399Don't keep up with zoomerculture but googled her and she's pretty fit. Would bang.
>>219307424tarantino? i didn't even know he was sick..
>>219307459lad who posts about black willies on here
the boy's a liarrrr~
>>219307439>>219307444um x2
Knights of my willy kingdom
>>219307399millions of zoomermongs fooled by a fringe
>>219307503odd post
>>219307439is your mum a carpet muncher?
>>219307402actually hate dobbyliterally the minute she came in is when the show started going down hillnot gonna lie a few great episodes afterbut generally the show quality just took overall downward trajectory
>>219307465>>219307475Quentin who gherkin posts here
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
she has a thing for black womenglad masked singers over now sick of hearing how fit maya jama is every saturday
>>219307529who?
>>219307535good post
>>219307439
Just fell asleep in a big pile of warm cotton sheets fresh out the tumble dryer.
>>219307535>>219307475Stop posting pop culture references you unfunny turbo normie
got mental health
>>219307535banger
>>219307545is your mum a lezzer
smells like farts under my duvet
who tf Quentin?? ToT
>>219307581yh have 2 mombergs
>>219307553would sling my bwc down her gullet
>>219304526
>>219307546heatermong's matehe says "sup crodie x" to him
>>219307535you lot LOVE to tell us how we gave up our guns and such... go on, show us american boy!
>Frail pensioner was mauled to death by pack of 10 XL Bullies owned by drill rapper after she was left in charge of them in 'tragedy waiting to happen', court hearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15564209/Pensioner-limited-mobility-left-XL-Bullies-mauled-death-court-hears.html
>>219307596hot
>>219307610rorke and leftpol's valentines day
mental illness
>>219307615sybau French faggot
right then
>>219307648
>>219307634I haven't posted this in ages, leave me alone
Still working through a few things are we heather
>>219307587Quentin from TheBookClub. He shilled his YouTube videos doing a Sam Hyde impression on /lit/ which gained him a sizable audience. A couple of years ago his family cut off his monthly allowance causing him to have a mental breakdown which he directs at this very general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5y9EM08-9I&list=OLAK5uy_lChPoZrXVU1enfsEKARcJavj4pG2S5J20&index=13
>>219307693Unraped
>>219307691yeah that's not the gherkin poster lol
watching coventry vs middlesborough x
i'm all out of semen
>>219307702sc
coventry!
>>219307702bodied him!
Have had African neighbours for a few weeks now, think Rorke might be right
>>219307702
>>219307693can we get your thoughts on the viral six two development?
>>219307730Once wanked so many times in a day that it felt like air was coming out my Japs eye
so bored. wtf am i supposed to do in the 3-5 hours i have before bed
an entire world addicted to short form videois this the end game for entertainment?
>>219306275I am still so pissed off about hr that I legitimately I actually want to scream
>>219307702sent that nonce freak flying
>>219307702:')
>>219307769Yes
You can drink the tap water anywhere if you're brave and pure of heart.
>>219307715Huh, an insider. What do you know?
>>219307769not me I read books
>>219307688Thoughts on Nepal puss?
happy chinese new yearalthough you can't call it that anymore
that awkward moment when he's smaller than you
teach rorke how to dougie
alright I'm outta here
>>219307792The Chinese want you to call it Chinese New year it's only the seething Koreans and Hong kongers who don't
already in bed myself
>>219307795Sir Rope Blaster
>>219307651>>219307648:)BITCH
>>219307769nah in the future there will be neuro stimulation perpetual entertainment for the proles
>>219307814got told off for this at workapparently one of my colleagues is koreanmind you, it was some woke bitch who told me off, not the little korean man
BOP IT
>>219307868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vay5SgNPpk
GONG HEI FAT CHOI
Actually a big fan of my Nigerian neighbour Larry, we're on good terms where we say hi to each other and that's it. Never caused me any trouble, never complained, has been known to put my bins away when I've been away from my house and I've done the same for him. Much better than the single mum with 3 kids by 4 different fathers on the other side (even though she is fit in a slag way)
>>219307888what did you just call me
>>219307917 GONG HEI FAT CHOI
is there a single picture of cami without 5000 filters on
poorly dogberg x
Trans allies assemble
Just got back from the office. Time for a Bigham's. Watch the football. Bed.
chinkies setting fireworks off now
literally nothing wrong with using gender affirming filters
>>219307948*unsheathes cock*
nth for the gyaldem
>>219307943hes doing poops out his mouthnot a vet myself but i reckon that should be coming out of his bum
>>219307948I'm only an ally for the hot ones
i don't shag
>>219307938
very zoomer in here tonight
job ad for bending spoons on linkedinlmao those parasites can get fucked
flatmate out again tonightnever invites me out and always wakes me up when he comes back
does general anaesthetic knock IQ points offmumberg had surgery on Tuesday and now she's massively retarded somehow
>>219307702roar
>>219307999s
>>219307993There's a war on femboys currently in Amerikkka
>>219307999howl
Pigeons are homeless now because we bred them for war and then abandoned themif you think about it it's kind of the same for humans. human population massively expanded with industrialization for labour and consumption and we're being abandoned and culled
>>219308012When did you break up with your girlfriend?
>>219308013most likely on a bunch of pain meds
>>219308031theyre not homeless are theythey live in the wild
nasty piece of work me
watching millennial french youtubers to perk myself up
>>219307702OH NO NO NO NO GINGERNONCERS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>219308047you're probably not as bad as the ones who post the bradleys to tragic eventsif you do do this, then yeah you are
>>219308025wtf
why does AI say 'isn't just ...... it's .......'
>>219308031bet you bred a lot of pigeons, you dirty little fucker
me? in beddy bo bo's.
>>219308025he still put the trash in the bin
>>219308099based x
just realised I picked the wrong job when I was 22 and that my career prospects were far better at the firm I turned down instead of the one I joinedmad how easy it is to cock up your life
>>219308043city pigeons are descendants war pigeons and they literally have to beg for food from people and raid bins rather than scouting the forests for seeds because we domesticated them moron
>>219308061he hasnt posted sincesc
>>219308013only if you're already low iqbut as the other guy said more likely massive other drugs afterwards
>>219308081Influence from corporate slop writing
>>219308124sounds like they're surviving fine
>>219308025Racismlad caught in the wild
>thinking that's the real gingernonce
wonder if the ex still has my knob pictures in her phone
>>219308137do boardroom chairman write isn't just a thingmabob it's also a thingamajig all over executive summaries
mental how city pigeons wear deodorantI'm a bit rural so I'm used to them smelling like shit
>>219308151Meltdown
>>219308155absolutelyshe'd be waiting until photo viewer zoom was powerful enough to see it
>>219308009You're probably not fun to be around. This is actually a you problem. First bit of advice would be to stop spending time on 4chan.
>>219308159It's more like a marketing writing style done by people who have 2:2s and ESLs with an MBA
>>219308173:D
>>219308140getting their little feet all curled up and lopped off probably because of some infection from raiding some manky mcdonalds hamburger out the binthats not a life.
>>219308181I know I'm not fun to be around
>>219308188at last i truly i see
attention needed
New>>219308233
lads... the... *drops to my knees and starts gasping for air*... the post-count...
>>219308200Sort it out then dickhead, read 'how to win friends and influence people's and then practice.
>>219308310don't really wantflatmate used to be my friend, that's why he's my flatmate
kirsty muir facefuck
