/int/ - >HALLO YOO-TOOB, TODAY VE DO A VERY FUNNY PRANK ON - International

Anonymous

02/16/26(Mon)17:58:10 No.219311455

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>HALLO YOO-TOOB, TODAY VE DO A VERY FUNNY PRANK ON MEIN ROOMMATE, GÜNTHER!
>VE VILL BE PERFORMING ZE NACKENKLATSCHER, OR IN ENGLISH, ZE "NECK SLAP"
>*front door creaking"
>SHHH, HE IS COMING
>*goes for the slap BUT MISSES and hits GÜNTHERS ASS"
>VAS???
>OOOH NEEEIN YOO-TOOB, VE......VE ACCIDENTALLY SLAPPED MEIN GÜNTHERS BUM-BUM!
>NEEEEIN, VHAT ZE HELL ARE YOU DOING KARL??? ZAT IS MEIN BUM-BUM
>ZORRY, GÜNTHER! I MEANT TO DO ZE NACKENKLATSCHER
>KARL, ZATS NOT HOW YOU DO NACKENKLATSCHER, YOU DUMMKOPF!

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)18:02:25 No.219311523

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)18:02:25 No.219311523

>non-german "humor"

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)18:10:56 No.219311694

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)18:10:56 No.219311694

>Gut evening supscribors ant velcom zoo ze Berlin Zoo
>Zoozay vee vill go to zee ze zebras, ze giraffen ant alzo ze zjimpenzees
>Ja hello misder zhimpenzee ja haha how do you do zoozay, woold you like zom of deez nuts haha?
>Ja no zorry monkee but zat is agains ze rools to feed you so you in fact cannot to have diese nuts haha
>*monkey throws turd at German*
>Florian mannnnnn.... hast du das gesehen
> hätte er mich ne kackscheiße aufm kopf plasiert der verdammte huansohn stinkaffe
>mmmmm ja aber warte doch ein bisschen....hmmmmmmm ja das gleich ne interessante aroma nee
>hmmm ja genau das ne richtige geile cacky oder was kans ja nicht glauben was ne strunzgutte scheißernkack
*Mmmm nam nam nam oh ja das tut mir gut mmmm*
Why are they like this?

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)18:14:41 No.219311778

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)18:14:41 No.219311778

Your joke Bombed so hard (bombed because albadogs are muslims and they're prone to blow up)

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)18:19:39 No.219311870

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)18:19:39 No.219311870

>>219311455
>ZAT IS MEIN BUM-BUM
zas ist*

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)18:47:11 No.219312377

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)18:47:11 No.219312377

this is so retarded

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)19:38:09 No.219313126

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)19:38:09 No.219313126

>>219311455
This made me chuckle but this post and dua lipa's sexy armpits unfortunately don't change the fact that Albanians are very close to chimpanzees genetically

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)19:55:49 No.219313345

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)19:55:49 No.219313345

nice to see they're enjoying our soft power

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)20:04:21 No.219313458

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)20:04:21 No.219313458

>>219311523
actually its a fairly accurate rendition of german "humor"
if OP only added some farting in there, it would be indistinguishable from actual german folk humor

Anonymous
02/16/26(Mon)20:06:59 No.219313493

Anonymous 02/16/26(Mon)20:06:59 No.219313493