waterstones edition
>>219313520>thats allexactly my point it is completely removed from its original meaning and is just a shallow day where people make pancakes and nothing more
mumberg is a chain smoker and the wallpaper in her room is yellow whilst every other room in the house looks whiteit's quite disturbing
>>219313539You just know
>>219313539
>>219313555time spent with the people you love is never shallow
>>219313539do love a waterstonesnice atmosphere in therei hear some have a cafe but ive never had the privilege of encountering one
>>219313557
>homer bimpson
>>219313556Back then nobody cared because it wasn't in your face about itAlso very few kids even watched Maid Marian, it was one of those programmes you just had on in the background as you left for school
>>219313539harlotry is the natural state of womanhood
https://youtu.be/BI3Vb3RMVRA?si=JqZdN_Of7_TwtJr1
eating crisps
>>219313635stop sexualising women
giving up poo for lent
Looking up my name on theunsentproject.com under light orange and wondering if it's about me or not
>>219313661What do you mean? Give up doing poos, give up eating poo? Give up chucking poo at brown people? Your post is too vague.
>>219313601one in my town has a costa on the second floorvery comfy
>>219313650what crisps x
Emma Thorne from the satanist thumbnail sex arse
>>219313660right well thats just mental isnt it?
>>219313660Man I'm really starting to get the impression they're making fun of american women
>>219313695um whats the full image
unemployed overwatch time
>>219313670mad how 2 of these quite vague ones are definitely about me
>>219313715literally mewhat rank are you :)
Just don't like vegetables. And while we're at it, those strangely flavored packets of rice. Really don't like those.
>>219313675don't understand how normoids get so excited about big chains and brands
>>219313719I'd tell you my name so you can look it up but everyone else would see it :/
6 foot 7 foot
>>219313735omggg everyone will see a name next to an anonymous postam sam :33
>>219313752ok corey
>>219313738
>>219313759genuinely knew a corey for like a week at a caravan site near you
>>219313777my family are gypsies so it's quite possible!
>>219313721dont play ranked stresses me outjust play quick play and lock in roadhog
>>219313788nvm it was connor both still irish diaspora iron overload names
>>219313793let me carry you kitten, I'm Master.
>>219313761she dead
>>219313802Corey is an American name though. It's not an Irish name, Shannon was my grandads surname so that is definitely Irish diaspora.
leftypol giving up being a bottom for lent (he doesn't last a day)
>>219313284niggas be spreading misinformation n shiet
Chillaxing in bed. Sleep soon. I did restart Final Fantasy XV. This game has a weird atmosphere to it can't really explain it well. I also hate the dodge mechanic
>>219313809no thank you not touching that shitewho do you main?
what a waste of money lol
>>219313539hate diss slut
>>219313844I'm a Juno main, personally. But I've been playing a lot of Mizuki lately because I find him quite funHope you're enjoying Roadhog
>>219313840night dude
>>219313859havent touch mizuki yet desu but juno is quite fun. though i usually get carried away with trying to be a dps so if im on support i usually stick to lucio thanks you too
right well that's a monkey going abso mental in the bath
>>219313848>2% north west englandwe might be related
>>219313860I'm not a fucking man
>>219313896well
>>219313896calm down fella
you guys ever.. actually never mind, not gonna bother with the nonsense I was about to say
>>219313888yay :)
>>219313840>Final Fantasy XVi love it, i loved it in 2016 when people were hating it too, im gonna replay it on my ps4 pro now
>>219313896>I'm not a "fucking man"Yeah we know that virgin
>>219313925go onsay it with your chest
>>219313815yeah, it's sad
.
Reading mine and my dad's discord messages
>Reading mine and my dad's discord messages
>>219313972ever gargle his bollocks?
>>219313970horrid catberg
>>219313999Never. He's a normal, good bloke.
wish I got a vape whilst at paki shop earlierwhat a foolish mistake
i got a mango one, me
>Care home resident suffers life-changing injuries after falling from window
rarity
>>219314035got cigstold myself that a cig every 2-3 hours is better than hitting a vape constantlywish I wasn't so wise sometimes sigh..
>>219314004He was just protecting his mates
>>219314063not entirely sure this is true actually!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvgKo4y0c0Q
Doing a jig>Yaaa taaa tawww tawww *starts tapping feet*
>>219314078liked seeing him get fucked, didn't like seeing him suck a cock
>>219314078Peak!
new book pickup
>>219314076<100 puffs a day of cigarettes is definitely healthier than 1000+ of chinese rape chemicals
>>219313946I never finished it so I'm giving it another go. It's alright so far. I loved XVI
jewno
atb
Are there leftist baddies at Housmans near Kings CrossWill they berate me for supporting non-LGBTQI+ communism (i.e. og communism) and then we have wild revolutionary class action instigating sex for the entire long weekend
>>219314135i have the gbr tag on all of my guns in this game to let browns know i am superior even if they kill me
>>219314138gngn
I want to lick Emma Watson’s bumhole.
>>219314151:)
beagling a bagel
>>219314147shut the fuck up you melt
>>219313582Breedable though swarthy
(8) everything we need is all right here when we're with our team (8)
Rorke's not a fan of the leftist sex I see
Morning lads
>>219314210stephen merchants long lost brother
Shall be goin
nobody gets treated worse by society than white men between the ages of 18 and 50
>>219314261Now try being a woman
>>219314273That would require me to be insufferable
>>219314210Night
>>219314279Impossible considering you're already American
>>219314296You're British, In a majority of sane countries you're considered the most insufferable tourists
Without the ____ we would already have such beds. Imagine how good you would sleep with a respirator and all around you warm dark shallow water rocking you back and forth
>>219314167at least you posted a decent picture this time
>>219314312So speaketh our lord
>>219314312done him
>>219313582>going to the library for the sole purpose of meeting someone>meeting someone naturally
Fucking hate the ex, cant believe I allowed such degrading behaviour to waste my youth, now that my frontal lobe is developed all I can really hate is myself.
black men are so f'ing sexy
>>219314418Come to Brixton….
>>219314430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcW8VNwYvL0
Is "Restore Britain" a meme part?
>>219314460Party* kek
Hello /cum/, I am a thirty year old American male who lives at home with his mother.My hobbies are gaming, anime, and music. Let's be friends!
>>219314512.
>>219314512Do you like anime?
why are they like this?
>>219314512Don't play coy, answer my question
Land of the seethe, home of the knave
>>219314512I asked you a question.
>>219314534>My Black mates cock Is he from Edinburgh?
>>219314534Not sure what this is trying to say
>>219314534yh
>>219314543The zoomer nationalism spreads like an unquenchable fireA deportation religion, shouting my great-grandfathers nameBzw I didn't know zoos have wombat walkers
yanks posting about niggerdick again are they
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ac6feD1hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8KSAtos-dk
>>219314315>Imagine how good you would sleep with a respirator and all around you warm dark shallow water rocking you back and forthnot well at all i imagine
Eating beans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFbcp5CiFS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZvylOSy5A
NTH FOR MY WIFE GASAI YUNO!
>>219314635Sleeping on a ferry was the best thing ever<<<They>>> don't want us to sleep well so they raised the energy prizes so there won't be ferrysimulator beds rocking you gently from one side to the other
Really enjoyed saying faggot 3-4x earlier. Miss that word. Pretty hostile that one is though, I'll give you that.
>>219314697Libraries remind me of library porn vidsBut also of reading
>>219314700Really wish there were more boats in my life. Like looking at them. Probably only been on 3 boats in my life though, which is unfortunate.
>>219314714She kills a LOT of people in that library!
>>219314722That's fine, blades provide an enjoyable death I suspect>>219314717Baltic sea Finland Estonia it was
Think I'd go for a trawler or catamaran
been watchin truckdriver-fu youtubebizarte how hypnotic it is despite having almost no contentbut its kinda a breathe of fresh air coz its also content that is really difficult to like inflate into cringe and pretention and ridiculousness excrpt for wun dumb alaskan whore i shant name
Right time to sink another pint tin 4 pack for the nth time in a row
>>219314764Oiling up the bitchWas that an electric arc incinerating it?>>219314771Would love to experience such differences
>>219314790You’ve got work in a couple of hours lad take it easy
Trawlers actually aren't that expensive, 800k for pretty mint 90s models. Might consider getting one of these in a couple years.
>>219314672It's the unofficial anthem of America too.
>>219314796Only work I got is to ignore every problem with my life unto life itself
Or look at this. This is a 2018 for 530k and that's asking price. Madness.
>>219314820How’s the pay
remembering the days when i worked behind a till at a local gift shop in my late teensgirls my age always used to get flustered and blush at me as i charmed their mumsthose were the days
Here, look at this image. What a farce, 999 thousand for a Spiff 367 model.Madness!
>>219314844My dues are paid twice over in faults
plain sailing
>>219314867Planer still, what will be shall be and what isn't, will
>>219314831Or 1x Motor, 40x wood planks and 240x nailsWell I'll sleep now
Here's a 2022 NORDHAVEN N63. 2.2m. Not bad at all.
Martini model
>>219314906How fast does it go
>>219314913Probably 50-60 knots in that thing
wish i could separate myself completely from the internet while still also being in the know about it
>>219314924Not fast enough!
aussies have sex with kangaroos
>>219314929Yeah but it's 2022, that's pretty good for 2022 if you ask me
Some smooth sailing if you ask me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_DvZmPAwuY
>>219314934i mean can you blame them
In rough waters so to speak
So poor my water's broke
ummie wummie
>
>>219315121yeah
>>219315071cummy wummy in my bummy
will we be watching?
grim
>>219315209why club when you can scroll
wanking my fucking PENIS until it shoots CUMthat's what i'm doing
Glad I didn't watch Avengers 1 last night. Very well could be dead right now if I did.
>>219315187no i'll just wait for you mongs to give me the highlights and make the necessary memes
>>219315278
>>219315317>Haha yeah it's funny because it's PORN but it's cropped out so it's SFW, hilarious Joke doesn't even work because ponies are against the rules anyway
>>219315317!!
>>219315324waste of a good bwc
>>219315334very subtle way of getting him to post the full thing you big balls pervert
>19 year old freshmanAdd it to the list
hi <3
any sleepy man in
>>219315380Sleepy man here, formerly hungover. I'll tell you one thing I'm absolutely not. I'm absolutely not cripplingly depressed.
I lay in the car all day while it rains because daddy said don't come todayalso I got my period
>>219313582I'd fuck her in the bathroom, if you know what I mean.
>>219315406are you a gril with a pussy :D
ahsbr uoooo dpgoo iegss osytt
>>219315433I see the pussies who live in the big car park and sometimes I give them treats from the dollar tree?
sick of all the endless titillation, need peace and harmony
>>219315457me too brotherme too
>>219315457Would love to go to India for 48 hours and skip the long flights. Wish India was in Vegas.
Get in a hatch at a casino and crawl out in Delhi
errrrr.... bit dead in here.
Need Emma Watson to flub my nugget.
>>219315545*nods*
morning lads
MY WIFE <3
losing my mind a little bit to be honest with you
>>219315603it's a good photo
>>219315647it's already gone for me and that's ok!
Got £28 to take me through to the 11th next monthSo far up shit creek I've reached the end
>>219315701Get the noodles in asap
got an evil butterfly feeling in my chest and i don't like it one bit!!
Being vegan is going to be tough. This food looks like shit. My least favorite types of foods besides peanutbutter and bread. And is jelly vegan? Is it? I don't think it is guys
>>219315800>is jelly vegan?nope
>>219315810Looks like blood. And peanut butter looks like shit. That's what I always tell mother.
>>219315800Get on the sheitan, trust me.
Please bring back the Concord jets
>>219315647there there dear it's ok now
>>219315840okay i'll get to it
>>219315810american jelly is jam not gelatin
>>219315847Thanks. I need to get to London.
>>219315727Actually it's 60p 400g packets of custard creams all the way
>>219315860Right well that was the second option
>>219315837Had a vegan burger the other day with fake meat that looked just like meat and vegan cheese, was delicious but was 17 dollars for the meal.
>>219315800jelly as in jam is vegan. jelly as in jello is not
>>219315869Sheitan is extremely cheap where I am, you can season it and cook it to your own specifications and I swear, it's the best substitute you will eat.
>>219315868I beg of you £10 sir that I may buy some KFCPlease help feed a poor beggar
>>219315889Ok what's your paypalI will unironically send you a tenner right now if you need it.
>>219315840
>>219315896Don't even have a paypal mate, situation's my own faultCursed be to that precious hell of mine, damned by my own hand
>>219315929;_; I would send you some money to get something to eat if you had something I could send you it by. Until then, if there's no other option, check Amazon for noodles. if not, go to b&m, their noodles are 65p for 100g.
whole house just vibrated for about 2 minutes for no reason
>>219315943>if not, go to b&m, their noodles are 65p for 100g.Oh cheers for that I'll check it out
>>219315967Best of luck my lad, it'll be okay. If you're on UC you can always ask for advance
wonder what neet activities i'll get up to today
might have some porridge
>>219315994good lad
it may have been a grave mistake to eat that leftover sushi
Where do fishes sleep
>>219316031i think they do that half sleep thing where they float in one spot with their eyes open
>>219316047Dead to the world no doubt
https://youtu.be/ATJwqp5twAgThis man is telling the truth. He was either hypnotized or lost it kind of or it's real.
I like how this is considered anti social or bad >Dumbing yourself down for others is not good >If you have to change a aspect of yourself for someone then they aren't your friend
>>219316086Yeah that's bullshit
>>219316067did you see obama confirmed aliens are real too
Robert Duvall died
>>219316096Saw that, don't know what to make of it
>>219316086I used the word "frugally" while talking to the toilfu recently and she didn't know what it meant so I had to dumb myself down and say "not spending much". What was I supposed to do, just keep saying "frugally" and expect her to eventually figure it out?
>>219316109Does he know?
Lord, do not rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your wrath.Have mercy on me, Lord, for I am faint; heal me, Lord, for my bones are in agony.My soul is in deep anguish. How long, Lord, how long?Turn, Lord, and deliver me; save me because of your unfailing love.Among the dead no one proclaims your name. Who praises you from the grave?I am worn out from my groaning.All night long I flood my bed with weeping and drench my couch with tears.My eyes grow weak with sorrow; they fail because of all my foes.Away from me, all you who do evil, for the Lord has heard my weeping.The Lord has heard my cry for mercy; the Lord accepts my prayer.All my enemies will be overwhelmed with shame and anguish; they will turn back and suddenly be put to shame.
"i want me gold"why are irish peepoos like that?
>>219316095Btw this is what my dad meant by being a smart ass and talking down to people >I talk about how I went to cape Canaveral one summer from Boston to watch space launched >Talked about the space center Apollo >My favorite planets and moons Btw they are Saturn and titan >Tell them I like to write the note of planes I fly or trains I ride
>>219316162they're a primitive race with a love for shiny objectswe still love them though
>>219316122I had to explain I wasn't being serious when I compared returning from my trip to being Lucifer falling from heaven
>>219316167you didn't do anything wrong there
thinking about things
>>219316198I legit don't understand how I was talking down to any of them I guess I also just find planes and trains cool as a kid I also don't really like American football or British football only baseball and hockey
R8 this poem
>>219316263what is cockroach milk
>>219316278it comes out of his mums turkic breasts
>>219316288um
>>219315187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INj37CO3DMQ
>>219316288screaming
I am scottish and that's alright
>>219316384For some
it's so darkfeels like it's been winter for a year
Might start writing down my thoughts. A journal, if you will.
>>219316424Blog on
>>219316426I will do exactly that.
17th February 2026,My new blog as it were...
half way through february and I have done NOTHING so far this year
Having SEXDoing DRUGSDrinking BEERThree things I've done so far and it's not even March
Can U b o K ?
>>219316479never had sex or done drugs ever in my lifefeeling lifemogged
>>219316403the night is always darkest just before the dawn
>>219316486I can b o k
>>219316490There is more to life than that I did drugs and had sex but I enjoy black coffee and walks more
>>219316490Was in a psych ward for a while and 1/2 the patients did coke and smoked weed whilst there, you aren't missing anythingSpoke to a nurse who said that some patients who are admitted are first time weed users who develop psychosis due to the stuff it's laced with
it pancake daydid you know there are 3 people in england with the surname pancake but 1226 people in the usa with the surname pancake?
>>219316527weed psychosis always spooked cause i heard about my cousin going nuts from it when i was a kid
>>219315981get your car windows tinted dark so you can have a wank in public
>>219316529the flamboyant american pancake vs the humble british pancake
>>219316540It's not just weed that can cause it, met someone who developed a lifelong condition because they were given a date rape
so hows getting a gf '26 going so far lads
>>219316529I like the idea of making pancakes but it's such a messy chore to make them and they go cold instantly
>>219316527what the fuck kind of weed are people smoking that's "laced" with other shit? What's wrong with a good old score of Stardawg from the bloke behind the pub
>>219316529those aren't pancakes, those are crepes
>>21931610995, just a kid
coffee is a drug
>>219316613Coke or other hard substances which are poorly cut
>>219316590not looking good!
crepes are a type of pancake
>>219316590might have to focus on gf '27 at this rate
people say alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink
mad how even ai porn is actually fucking terrible and everything is filled with it now the jews even took wanking away from me
been arrested for pushing clarkycat onto school kids again
>>219316590prefer not to say
>>219316702ever done cake?
