I'm on the blue team
God doesn't exist
>>219315452I prefer the gods of my people
>>219315452Protestant but in a Martin Luther way not an Evangelical one.
>>219315538Lutheran?
>>219315452Mormons aren't Christian.
>>219315555Yeh. Evangelicalism is a CIA psyop to pull lower-class White Americans and Latinos away from legitimate Christianity and get them to support zionist schizophrenia.
I'm agnostic but my family was Irish Catholic
>>219315571True. If Mormons are Christian then so are Muslims.
>>219315555lutherans are the hippies of the protestant world, the least strict and always leave room for forgiveness. Evangelicals are the exact opposite and they're annoying fags about it
>>219315452Catholicism = Prosperityis what I'm getting.
>>219315654They're just places with more recent influxes of immigrants, which is why they're economically more bountiful
>>219315664California and NY have both been historically very Catholic.
>>219315642That’s Episcopalians
>>219315584My family used to be German Lutheran too, then they converted to Catholicism when they came here, and now most of them go to random evangelical churches. There’s a Lutheran church in my city, but it’s the only one. There are barely any Lutherans here anymore since most Germans left that tradition. Personally I think Christianity is kind of over. I just can’t really believe any of it. I even studied for a while to convert to Catholicism, but I gave up because it sounded ridiculous to me.
>>219315671NY was founded by Dutch Calvinists so no. It only became Catholic after Ellis Island migrations.California was first Catholic (right after native pagan at least) but that was like three missionary outposts, most of its Catholic population comes from recent Hispanic immigrantion.
>>219315452>team I'm a solo player.
>>219315679Does your family speak Hunsrik? Are there a lot of Lutherans in south Brazil? I figured most German-Brazilians would be from Catholic parts of Germany.
>>219315452Mormons, obviously.
>>219315766No, we don’t really speak German anymore. Only my grandma spoke a bit of German and it wasn’t hunsrik, it was some kind of low German dialect. She married a Brazilian guy with Portuguese and Italian roots and they raised their kids Catholic. And yeah, I think only a minority of German immigrants here were protestant. It’s really rare to find people who are 100% German here, I only know a few. Most people are mixed and the German language is dying.
>>219315452Now zoom out so we can see the christian vs non-christian ratio. Extra points if you exclude expired boomers from the ratio.
>>219315679kinda similar here, my mom was raised as Lutheran (the city where she was born even has a holiday for Marthin Luther), but she concerted to Catholicism when moved to the city since there wasn't any Lutheran church. She often talks about it and wishes to return to Lutherans.
>>219315471LARPaganism is cringe even for Euros with actual Abstammung, which Americans do not have.
>>219316402There are more (young) people in a pagan themed music event than there (young) people going in church THOUGH.
>>219315471>I prefer the gods of my peopleVishnu?
>>219315469>>219315471>>219315690>>219316076>>219316605
>>219315452The Standard of Truth has been erected; no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may rage, mobs may combine, armies may assemble, calumny may defame, but the truth of God will go forth boldly, nobly, and independent, till it has penetrated every continent, visited every clime, swept every country, and sounded in every ear, till the purposes of God shall be accomplished, and the Great Jehovah shall say the work is done.Joseph Smith Jr.
>>219315452funny how all the relevant areas are catholic
>>219317983Wait until you see where the Jews live.
>>219315452I once dated a girl from Utah, I remember she got drunk and had to carry her to her apartment. Are people there really practicants? I had the impression she was not used to drink and barely managed to not pass out. It happened in my cvnt, and no, I didn't take advantage of her, but It taught me not to take pity on anybody.
>>219318136Not everyone from Utah is mormon.
>>219315452crazy how evangelicoids are scum in every country
>>219315452>catholicism in the northeastJesus has this place really been micked/ravioli'd/beaned this fucking hard?
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>>219315452What happens in the Mormon corner of Idaho?
my county is pink so I guess I'm pink
>>219319050gay
>>219319123taci, pazzo
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>>219318136Exmos are like secular Muslims.
Real Americans are protestant
>>219320241factually incorrect statement
>>219319260THE FUCKING FINNS VOTED HER OUT OF OFFICEFUCK U FINDLAND!!!!!!!
