Another day where i have to go to college for my fuckass stupid chef apprenticeship that i dont care about. Growing up with tinned tomato soup mixed with pasta fucked my view of food. How am i supposed to know what a steak is meant to taste like. I should have stayed at Mcdonalds
nobody asked
>>219316293I've only got 4 months left but i have to cram an entire 800 page book filled woth dishes ive never heard of. I dont know the parts of a cow, pig, fish. I dont know how the make salami or where proscuito comes from
>>219316293I asked
>>219316315German food is literally just cuts of meat and leftover bread
>>219316293>>219316315Chef is meant to be a loser job but im surrounded by people who have gfs and wives
>>219316399>chef is a loser jobi would never say this. you should see the chefs of perfection in sweden
>>219316277>>219316313If you're this uninterested in food you're probably better off in another career
>>219316313develop a visualization mnemonic system for cooking recipes
>>219316765Im stupid and cant sit still, 4 months left to tough out>>219316782Visualising BBCs for every dish
Some of the best chefs got into that line of work because of the bland food from their childhoods. Not only did it not hold them back, it fuelled them. But instead we've got this cunt.
>>219317071>muh dersireMe packing frozen food into Gastros to defrost and month old mould while listening to muslims obsessing over marriage isnt fuelling anything
>>219317156Surely you can find a better apprenticeship than that. There's no way that's the standard run for an apprentice in your country.
>>219317173They want cheap labour thats why apprentiships exist
>>219316277>>219316313>>219316399>>219316966Is it like The Bear?What's it like to be able to make restaurant quality meals for women and have constant raw balls deep sex because your ravioli is that good?
>>219317198My expericence is nothing like the bear because im a chud. Never had sex, never will. Coworkers shag tho, no one shouts. Everyone is foreign so its silence for the whole 8 hours
>>219317242You should pork some blonde german PAWG with pigtails in the meat fridge corr you'd be telling that story until your dying dayI don't think you realise the power you have anon, the quickest way to a womans heart is through her stomach
>>219317272Wouldnt it be her lungs and between the boobs
>>219317193They all exploit cheap labour. That seems like a universal part of being an apprentice. But they should at least be training you, as well.
>>219316399Chef is the Chad job by excellence, anon.Paul Bocuse was a polygamist and had like three wives.
>>219317487jesus
>>219316277Veteran hereDon't bother trying to explain to civilians what is like.They don't know what it was like in the trenches, we were up to our knees in sunflower oilYeah you see these burns? I got these when I was on tour in a burger joint. Some slant eyed peruvian forgot to turn off the grill and my hand slipped when I was slapping a waitress on the assThey wouldn't last one day down in the kitchens, I still get flashbacks to when I got the order in for 15 steaks on a skeleton crew. Now every time I smell hot, grizzled beef I want to kill every civvie who crosses my pathSemper fry, brother
>>219317949Theyll never get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K72qYLVZrnc
>>219316313Sounds like you genuinely don't have much of an interest or passion for this, why do it then ?I cook for a hobby and I can break down a chicken and a fish, I know some parts of the cow and a lot about cooking.
>>219316277Opinion on knorr stockpot?
>>219318505Because everyone said to do an apprentiship.
It's for your own good, with that education you can work at a better establishment, open your own place or work in a related field like agriculture.I don't think you lack passion OP, you clearly care about your job. You just need a change of scenery at a better workplace and meet better people. And that starts with upskilling yourself.
>>219318675>with that educationIm getting straight Ds tho
>>219318627Pierre is my god
>>219316277Are you the fag that spams those ratatouille ai porn and bell pepper threads? And no, only red bell peppers are good.
>>219318633Why do you care about what others want?Do what you want, what will make you happy now and later(thinking about the future is important but don't do what you hate)
>>219318959They're called capsicums
Why are you in college for something you've no interest in? Is this some German autism thing, where because you started it you gave to finish?
>>219319328Yes, 4 months left
>>219318810>Ausbildung>Straight D'sNigga how retarded are you
>>219319310germans call them capsicums too? i thought it was just us
>>219319518We do now
>>219319547Call them peperoni
>>219319486Cos i dont want to be a teachers pet. Like 80% of the grade is speaking releated
>>219319557These are pepperonis
>>219319602No those are peperoncini
>>219319602Your whore mom's TITS are pepperonis!
>>219319621What's this then
semper fry brother
>>219319652Salame ungherese (hungarian salami)
>>219318505A jobs a job
>>219316277Rip Dad makes this
>>219316966>Visualising BBCs for every dishthats kinda gay
They sent me home early
They sent me homo early
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Apparently everyone and their mother knows what Bavarian creme is except me because i grew up poo and sweets for me were off brand Haribos, Dried banana, and fucking fresh fruit. The fucking germans in paraguay know more about germany than my mum
>>219322904>i grew up poo
>>219322904*PoorP funny doe. But like everyone made stuff fresh except my family
>>219322923Did you grow up pee?
