stallone edition
no one asked for a new thread
>>219317014sc
we had a 50 year troon gropyer kill his children in the name of the white race today. Happens in the UK?
>>219317015You'll get a new thread and you'll be happy
>>219317043howl
>>219317051why are the tranners doing thiswhat's going on
new silent hill game is set in scotlandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvN3dP92wxUyou play as a black american man with a white english wife (who is probably dead)
𒀭𒊏𒁲 𒁲𒈠𒉡𒈠𒉡 𒈗𒁲𒉡𒈠
>>219317001um who's that in the background
>>219317108brits and americans need to be friends!
>>219317115kayleigh x
>>219317108they should send us monies then
> Small summary: Members of the Jewish community in Antwerp complained that unlicensed and unqualified Mohels were performing circumcisions. The Belgian state received the complaint and started to investigate in order to protect Jewish boys from medical malpractice. US ambassador to Belgium gets angry and calls Belgium antisemitic, despite the complaint coming from people within the Jewish community itself. Israeli diplomats are now praising the American ambassador.America is fucking crazy lmao
>>219317108
>>219317093Rorke
Morning lids, just got up. Finally feel like I have a somewhat normal sleep pattern for the first time in weeks. Having me first wuppa of the day now.
did I ask? did you ask? no one fudging asked
>>219317130americans love circumcision
>>219317108What
>>219317146um
tea squirrel greyhot
>>219317146right that's not on is it
femcel girls rule the world
https://arsenal.com/news/how-was-gay-gooners-formed
>>219317189
Todays eats>breakfastNicotine gum and green tea>lunchNothing>dinnerVegetable samosa and fried fish bites.
>>219317183I like her flower in this one
>>219317207Bro loves yapping
don't care for the sudden influx of bad posts here
>>219317207Pancake day though
>>219317234Don’t know how to make pancakes sorry
PAN CAKE CHEWSDAY INNIT
feeling very fucking incellish this pancake day
Brother is overcoming an opioid addiction with freestyle skiing.
Some call it Pancake Tuesday, others call it Chinese new year. Happy year of the fire horse!
>>219317283this but it's racial slurs
>>219317283mad mandem
It's year of the lemon and sugar
>>219317298haha
Just necked a shawarma wrap x
>>219317298Scromijes
just did an extremely smelly poohad to open all the windows after
>>219317226ktim
GOT THE YOUTUBE ON THE TELLY
do you ever have full conversations with yourselfi wonder what people would think if they could see me
right so who comes up with the name for generations then?
>>219317001Italian pride, based.We Italians have built the west.
>>219317371have conversations in my head 24/7can't turn my inner monologue off
>>219317368love me daily dose of asmon
>>219317371used to do that a lot when i were younger, sat at home alone just talking with myself
It pancake Tuesday x
>>219317376baby boomers were the start.then generation x came after then and "x" was supposed to be a placeholder letter until we had a real name for them. but we never came up with a real name so they stayed as gen x.then people assumed that because they were gen x, we were naming them after letters of the alphabet, hence gen y (millennials) and gen z.now we're using greek letters because we reached the end of the alphabet.
>>219317371I talk to myself all the time out of habit. Even I think it's weird af at this point. Reckon am destined for that loony bin me.
the toil freaks do be going to toil
>>219317439focusing on her bust here
>>219317368I don’t want to watch this mutant is he shitting on Rupert or praising him?
Rorke on a madddd one
you are boring go do something else
what if the holy roman empire had tried to make colonies during the age of explorationwhat if that happened
>>219317450ktim, though i am doing a toil poo that will transition smoothly into brekkie-break
>>219317466not sure what to make of this
>>219317474it was neither holy, roman or an empire
>>219317466that's MacRorke, rorke's jock cousin
>>219317488well it kind of was all three of those things when you think about it
mum told me to die last night but I don’t know if that was just the wine talking we will see today if she’s made me pancakes to see if she really meant it or not
>>219317001me on the left
at toil. the 'fee? I'm sucking it
>>219317496Do they think we have enough space for them here?
>>219317500bet she loves you really
the severn estuary from space looks like britain is doing a poo
>>219317529she used to throw cutlery at me when I was a child
>>219317528so this is rorke's da
>>219317450Paying for our bennies. Lush x
>>219317545I kneel
>>219317496where yanks and Australians for or against Scottish independence or did they have no opinion?
lovely morning in Westminster
>>219317557Where yanks
>>219317121Silly goy
>>219317524what if we go on a diet?
where's your yanks at
might do somethingmight not
scream
rorke doing somethingleftypol not doing something
What are you ordering?
Still a bit wungry after necking that shawarma wrap so garn have a wustlerz now x
NEET chads stay winning
tf is going on in scotland?
>>219317713Is this still true in South Africa with inverted seasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5c3Qtcr_w
yay he's posting crap from reddit again!
>>219317706a salad lolthis is a salad tossing joke ;)lol haha
lass in the gym just stood looking at herself in the mirror for half an hour
>>219317797should have told her she's very pretty
anyone ever been to speaker's corner in hyde park
found this cutie patootie https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vns8dFwiGVAReckon she has an African boyfriend
>>219317735winning what? pathetic vermin awards?
>>219317849ausjeet
>>219317869why are you here all the time bro
>>219317849first impression is she looks like ruby
>>219317797Clearly doesn't think she needs to show any shame in front of you
>>219317892we wouldn't notice you all the time if you didn't post the way you do
been down the 9/11 jumper impact footage rabbit hole againthere’s one where you can see someone hit a lamp post and burst into red mist with a big wet pop
>>219317892ur confusing me with someone else lil bro
>>219317955wonder if we'll ever find LOL superman
>>219317892hope you realise most aussies here are pretty normal so when you come here posting about your imaginary african boyfriends you stick out like a sore thumb
i need to post every thought i have
exberg said she'd shagged a male escort once, thought only fat and old women did that
my parents could have been saved me from inceldom by simply restricting my internet accessbut alas here i am on /brit/
>>219318001also accidentally included an extra word in my post my suffering knows no end
Hate how cold me feet get
>>219318019want me to warm them up UM i mean what who said that
Books are kino they're like films for your brain
>>219317955the half crushed lady asking the triage guy to call her daughter was something else.
>>219317982wahey
I love y'all no diddy
Met a British bloke today, one of them full African black ones. I must say, I didn’t know they could be THAT British. Lad just spoke about his love for arsenal and hate for Manchester without clocking that I don’t watch any football. Nice chap
>>219318058love this
>>219318062i'm really trying. things ain't piling on but it still feels like i'm drowning.
>>219318072brit arabs are all mentalists but every black brit i’ve met has been sound, weird innit
Normies genuinely shocked we aren't america and aoc is 16
it's cold and rain herelightning
>>219318095wish I was there to keep you safe x
>>219318072Got anymore stories about things that didn't happen mate?
Never met a Brit Arab. But yeah Islam is a psycho religion so checks out
something about islam and british culture mixing that creates the most subhuman people ever
>>219318110is it that hard to comprehend that some people leave the gaff and meet people daily mate? Try going out more x
fed the catsfed myselfabout to bring in the laundryleaving for work one hour earlier so I can buy a new phone
>>219318001i only need a face surgery but even that’s too expensive for me
>>219318128It is when its you
fine 12 hours of alchie sleep which is different from normal sleep as it consists of unconsciousness then deep sleep then being wide awake at 3am then 5 hours of very light rem sleep with mad nightmares and horny dreams and awakenings
Necked that wustlerz now garn for a shite x
>>219318092Kek
>>219318165rorke mate why are you defending people trying to shag teenagers again
rorke having a melty at workleftypol giving him emergency therapy as an appointed Mental First Aider
incredible how badly torys have mismanaged the bbcits so bad nowit reads like a fucking tabloid
>be me since age 6>"just pass high school and we'll let you major in what you like">gets forced to study a healthcare degree>"don't worry son you're gonna make friends when you grow up">26>still friendless, always have been>"don't worry mate girls gonna dig you later">still KKHV>"don't worry you'll grow up to be confident and be articulate">still autistic and awkward in any conversation>people either smirk at my autism or act overly empatheticdoes it ever get better
mad that there are other virgins here besides me
>>219318186yer ma’s never mismanaged a bbc
>>219318180Am i? Bizarre that you think that
mismanaging my bwc
>>219318222Brice Waterhouse and Cooper?
>>219318198imagine if you were called jordan and you came from jordan that would be funny haha
>>219318193More of a guardian reaction man me
>>219318218replying to yourself and everything too
>>219318186cool it with the redditspacing pal
>>219318243that is funny
>>219318236look at jordan from jordan wearing his jordans omds im literally poo screaming as i type this
>>219318236I dont deal in hypotheticals
>>219318253>redditspacingdoesn't exist btw
>>219318248Thought i was replying to you bruce.
>"The creatures called women were given life to betray men"Oskar von Reuenthal
>decide to jerk off>opens porn>turns on bluetooth to link my earbuds>play porn>no sound>raise the volume to the max>start hearing moans coming from my neighbor's apartment underneath mei don't know how it connected to his bluetooth i almost shat my pants that day it was so scary
>>219318293fruity name innit
>>219318300me after reading your post
>>219318293why you quoting a fuckin anime character as if he’s some worldly philosopher you outrageous gimpoid
>>219318325he assumed that there were no animenonces here to get that reference but luckily we had you
>>219318300cant u get stoned to death or something doing that there
>>219317736Bit late ya daft cunt>>219317466
>>219318350probably looked up the name dumbass
>homer bimpson
>>219318300My phone connects to my car automatically and for some reason it started to automatically play a voice note from (ex) gf moaning. While my mum was in the car
Lovely shite that. Just what I needed.Having another wuppa now x
>>219318349scre
>>219318350you weren’t fully ensouled if you never had an anime phase
>>219318364that's even worse
>>219318386alri projecting outrageous gimpoid
>>219318316AI gem
>>219318325LoGH is kino, faggot
of curse I FORGOT to wash the Trousers
>>219318448you'd need to after all that pooing you've been posting about, smelly sweed
>see brits posting their DNA results on twitter>46% british and irish>58% british and irish>37% british and irish>28% british and irish>all of them claim to be british and post britslop edits dailyinteresting
Me? Personally I think graffitiing should be punishable by having your hands cut off. Low iq mongish behaviour
right well that's breakfast sorted then
>>219318404watched the show he’s on about 15 years ago in my smelly childhood bedroom, im not the one still banging on about it as a grown man
>>219317075>why are mentally ill psychos killing peopleImpossible to know
australian with a mullet and pube beard watching chinese cartoons in his shack in the middle of the orange desert, with an anime protagonist doing his trademark scoff on the tv screen
CORRR imagine the smell.
>>219318459im the one being grounded to a fine paste under a figurative heel
>>219318460nearly all iroids have some scottish or english dna yet they claim to hate the brits
>>219317051Whats a gropyer
>>219318467shut up gimp*spray paints this on the side of your house*
right
>>219317684Based kids
>>219318460ahem...
>>219318526>60% south yorkshirealri spastic
*plop*
>>219318526Hate when they say "and ireland" like it isnt completely different.
don't know what i am as i don't want to give my dna to some company
>why yes, I did send off a sample of my DNA to Bill Gates and Blackrock so I could find out how much of a mutt I am
>>219318481*red desert
>>219318498*slowly grinds off your hands with a rusty cleaver*
>>219318584yeah wouldn't want them to er... clone you or summat
Interesting how great a conversation killer stories of your overseas travels are. Same goes when someone tries to give me theirs. I just nod and smile politely and will the conversation on as quickly as possible
nary a word of that bruce thesis
>>219318601like in that simpsons and futurama crossover episode where all the aliens look like bart
>>219318634i like hearing about people's traveli'm a nice bloke you see
>>219318654Nah it's like when you're talking about something and then someone tries to relate it to something they saw or did overseas it seems like the response of every one else is like "yeah mad that" followed by awkward silence
kind of difficult to connect if you wern't there to experience it yeah?
grim
*starts casting meteor*
>>219318688You sound autistic
Weather doesn't seem too bad today. First clear sky day in weeks. In the mood for a few jars now.
>>219318720Yeah but nah I've just been paying attention to when people respond positively/negatively to things I say lately. It's very easy to tell when people don't give a shit, don't understand what you're saying etc
Rorke’s mam buying the pack of pre-made microwave pancakes and the little bottle of Jif lemon juice
What are Virgin Media like as an ISP regarding pirating stuff? I don't want to have to deal with letters and all that silliness, just want to be able to steal my movies and games and TV shows as is my god given right as a white man.I'm with Sky at present and they have never sent a letter or given any indication they care. But they're charging me £31/month and it's time to switch so I can save some dosh.
>>219318634This only applies if youre autistic
>>219318761Can't imagine being this poor and eating stuff like this
>>219318755>yeah i’m socially disabled but it’s not like it disables me socially or anything
>>219318761lush
>>219318799It’s all Rorke grew up eating, he doesn’t know any better
Oh aye x
Leftypol foregoing pancake day as its an antiquated reminder of a Christian and undiverse Britain. Starving himself in solidarity with Ramadan and his muslim mates (he has none)
>>219318791the whole letter thing is a complete myth, the ISPs literally couldn't care less
>>219318791been with virgin media for ages and pirated shitloads and have never got a letternever seed me
>>219318791honestly, it depends on what their boss at american motion pictures decided to tell them to prioritise this month.
>Mobile Jobcentres hit the road in six new areas
How hard is the average “white van man”? They are the only people I won’t tailgate when they go slow because I have this idea in my head that they are all hard as nails
>>219318811So why is it every time I mention something I saw or did overseas that relates to the conversation it gets flat responses and why do I observe the same every time someone else does the same?
if i had someones telephone, email and address how could i significantly make their life worse without doing anything illegal
>>219318887Sign them up for the Mormons, Jehovah's witnesses, and the scientologists
>>219318863most of them cant fight they just talk a big game
terrible sleep lately. it can't go on like this
>>219318907you cant do this anymore due to woke and email verification
only time I've had the Jehovah's Witnesses at the door is when I've lived in povvo areas. They prey on poor thick mongos (such as myself)
>>219318831Bit of a meaningless exercise when you go on eating milk eggs and sugar same as ever the following day
>>219318820Hilarious that poms think the UK is this sleeping lion waiting to spring back to ruling the world. You're done. Your time is over. You barely have a functioning army. Britain will never again be a world power. You're not even in the EU. POLAND has a higher GDP and stronger military than the UK.
>>219318887Pretty much nothing that doesn’t cross into illegality. What has the person done to you?
>>219318791get on the cityfibre ladhave like 25 operators I can choose from and just switch every year to one that is <£25 for 1gb when the cunts try to charge me £30+ after X months
>>219318918Surely you can leave a phone number?Or I'd go up to one on the street and say I'm interested and leave the phone number/email/address for letters
>>219318928That and your cities demographics are irreversible. You will never be able to walk back London, Birmingham, Liverpool and Bradford being 80% non-white, it's just not feasible.
>>219318928Shh let Rorke dream, he’s harming nobody
>>219318943It's amazing how quickly a once great world power can fall into irrelevancy through nothing but mismanagement
Only 3 sleeps until the Deegsy Awards
brother just called me fuming saying that due to government cuts the parachute regiment will no longer be parachuting out of planes
Today I learned that the Easter bunny is BANNED in fascist Australia, presumably because of the woke
>>219318965how many thousands of times have you posted about how much you hate the UK this is getting ridiculous lad
>>219318863Why tailgate anyone?
>>219318965Brits be like>Glory to the British Empire!While one of its longest lasting legacies is that Ghana is a sex tourism hotspot for British grans.
mental how epstein and co ripped a baby in half on his island and ate its intestines
>>219318938had a look just there but all seem to be ~£25/month or sothere's a deal on uswitch for Virgin Media £19.99/month for 512Mbs, fixed for the first year then after that it goes to £23.99 for the second year. Seems a decent deal to me.
>>219318983thats what happens when your entire political class is directly descended from prison wardens
>>219318998Don’t think that’s true though is it lad?
>>219318994Why drive 28 in a 40
no pancake ever called me nigger
he’s still fucking going jesus christ
>>219318996baited noone award
>>219318634Normgroids can't help talking about travel in every interaction they have. They travel purely to have that topic and response to give
>>219318978What will they be parachuting out of now?
Father Christmas doing an Acknowledgement of Country when he lands in Australia
same party m8
>>219318932unrequited love xx
>>219319016i saw it on the 'net so it must be true
>>219319041It's not bait it's an actual thinghttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DSyTQFTkU4S/?hl=en
>>219319063rorke is voting restore now
>>219319063arlfella’s never seen a flag he wouldn’t shag
no russian ever called me goyim
Which of the chud parties is Dommy Wobinson supporting? Or is he starting his own as well?
>>219319055Nothing they just won’t be able to do jumps anymore.
>>219319094Nige kicked him out of reform but I don't think "restore" will let him in eitherAnyway he's a mossad agent
>>219318991he usually gets a lot of people riled up tbf this is just a slow day
doing a vbp
any power bottoms in? x
>>219319094Rupert wants to cut ties with Israel so definitely not restore
>>219319104theyre budget cutting their legs off? starmer's britain
lads
get the early new made
>>219319142yeah?
sun's out bums out
how has no one made a gilligans island style sitcom about epsteins island yet the idea’s right there
>>219319134No he doesn’t, Rorke
we are paying illegals £6,500 each because their phones got confiscated at the border and apparently that was a breach of the ECHR
another day having to apologise for other people's mistakes
>>219319074baited noone award
>>219319074i don't have an instagram account can you take a screenshot
rorke's got his cock out
leftypol waking up refreshed after a night snuggling with his pre op mtf partnerrorke waking up hungover after 7 pints of spitfire ale
>>219319061I used to autistically call him father Christmas as a kid as that's what dadberg drilled into me but ala is, too, call the jolly fat fella Santa these days
>>219317791lol
leftypol and Rorke putting aside their differences and buying a nice house n a nearby village and opening a bike repair shop
edward playing with his leftypol and rorke action figures again, making up little stories about their lives
>>219319235Rorke on the job hunt
>>219319055Tanks
its all rorke and no vag with you lot
Adam give it a rest
>>219319282janice is gagging for it
i don't like trannies because they're offensive to look at
>>219319116he's a member of advance UK and rsstore is about to annex them besides I don't think rupert "if that makes me racist then so be it" lowe is turning down those juicy 100k strong unite the kingdom rallies
ash wednesday tomorrow lads and ladetteswill you be going around with a grey cross on your head like a weird cultist
got my knob out
>>219319311How to get AI gf
>>219319331try /eire/ with that one
>>219319282Rorke bragging that his gf pulls in six figures at Meta
>>219319331i will get teh ashes but i will not be going round "like a weird cultist" what a strange comment
will be leaving if its not made
>>219319358>>219319358>>219319358
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