fish supper edish
i will track mousey down and forcefeed him the GCSE physics syllabus
>We must crush the perception of Mothers not being Horny>Sex Expert Alexandra talks about Mother's sexual lustingThis is very important in Sweden.
>>219327414Peter Capaldi trooned out?
>>219327526the fish looks ok and the rosti thing but why a raw tomato and horrid kale
get the real /brit/ made what is this zoomer /BRiT/ bollocks fuck off
hate my life but not really doing anything to improve it. seeing the 18-24 unemployment rate increase right before i graduate uni wasnt exactly assuring
>>219327563What ethnicity is that person pictured?
if you seriously choose to support restore over reform you might be a retard. Reform is the only thing that can break the 2 party system and fix the economy of the UK
Don't know why that other anon was bragging about his science knowledge when he thinks mixing baking sofa and lemon makes salt
>>219327573Nowt wrong with kaleRaw tomato is nice, fresh and tangy
5G is absorbed more (affected more) by atmospheric conditions, than old (analog) radio which uses bigger molecules. also that lower frequency waves (1Ghz (like nearly bluetooth) compared to 5GHz or 30GHz). WiFi is 5GHzatmospheric things like water droplets. so when it rains how come 5G doesnt drop?
>voting
>baking sofa
>>219327595
>>219327601kale is grim mate
DC;VRB
>>219327596Sugar and lemon also salts your pancake for you>>219327618lol
mousey do you have anything to say on the allegations that you have been impersonating ziedy with a Belgian vpn?
Mates, it's Pancake Day and the sun is shining. Get yourself down the beer garden and get on the pull. All the chicks are feeling lonely on Pancake Day.
>>219327596What are the chemical products of mixing lemon juice and bicarb of soda then?
>>219327596not him but mixing a salt base with acid makes salt. if there was Na on the molecule if you mix lemon and baking soda you get CO2 and H3O (a common reaction). you also get a salt (base): Na (or whatever is on the molecule)
>>219327593She's Swedish, there are dark swedes
need to do something thatll take half an hour but cant be bothered how do i do it
>>219327595Thanks for the insight Brad but to coin one of your own terms, "blow it up your ass"
>>219327593ethnicity de mucho sexo
Spaino must have had the day off work or something he's been going mental with characters today
It's a hard life necking these wancakes but someone has to do it. This is me 5th and final one. Stuffed now x
>>219327714>spaino>workscreaming
Bitcoin was a pretty big subject 9 years ago (all of the videos are 9 years old)
hmm yes today i will argue on the internet
*sprays water on you*back to britfeel
>>219327767ktim everyday
>>219327765same age as the 'f
Lads if I give up booze for Lent am I still allowed to use wine in cooking? Was going to add some red wine to a lickle stew tomorrowIf not what's a good alternative? Chopped tomatoes or something?
>>219327660Sodium citrate among other things and the CO2 released is an agitator which helps remove grease >>219327662Makes a salt not the salt NaCl this is basic chemisrty no pun intended
>>219327725Wowee looks mega. Did you make them yourself? x
>>219327779you cook the alcohol off so yeah
>>219327628>integration is le bad!cope>>219327701nice argument
been goonmaxxing
>>219327779i'd say thats alri
The lads as it were
having a hoot and a holler
>>219327767better than talking about black penis constantly
>>219327657It's Tuesday, Lent and Dry February mate.
>>219327657too busy eating pancake
>>219327797>and the CO2 released is an agitator which helps remove greaseLMAO
>>219327682Ben Franklin was right…
>>219327828horribly burnt
>>219327779just close your eyes when you pour the bottle. god can't expect you to know whether or not it landed in the cooking pot
>>219327806its giving talmudism
>>219327779Tomatoes are good acidic veg yesOr you could do some vinegar or something citrusy to add some acidFor flavour I would just use whatever stock you like
Why do girls Hello Kitty-maxx??
i genuinely hate rap music. i post it here to trigger you guys and im sorry. i was raised in the deep south with a bunch of darkies. i dont listen to it at all regularly. anyway, i wont post any more music.
RSPCA giving gyppos money to stop them abusing their horses but it doesn't work and they keep doing it
>>219327871I have slippers like that
>>219327811Reform, Restore, Rebirth
>>219327862Kek fuck off
>>219327875Now just don't post anymore you raped cretin.
>>219327875you sound autistic
>>219327892Cool! Are they comfy?
>>219327906thanks dr. phil i really appreciate you analysis.
>>219327779I’d say it’s fundamentally about intent. If you’re genuinely just using it as cooking wine, it’s fine. If you’re doing it because you’re trying to pull a fast one on God like a Jew, then it’s not.
Morning team. Going to get into the Dragon Quest series so I've bought Dragon Quest IX and Dragon Quest XI
>>219327927The humble "Chocolate Seal".
>>219327875Stupid raped paedoNobody is offended by rap music links and nobody even clicks your links lmfao
>>219327806Even if they all integrated I don’t want to be a minority in my own country. When I go outside I want to see other English people not Ranjesh and Ogubububu.
>>219327950hardly the morning is it
>>219327954
>>219327832It's true
>>219327927text 10080-POOSEAL to donate now.
Making a cottage pie but couldn’t afford (could but couldn’t justify it) cheese so hope the potatoes brown fine without it
>>219327871good designcute but strong willednot sexualised
>>219327954thanks, i think. anyway mostly i have to give myself sound advice because noone here has in any sense (in case you were thinking i needed your input to validate myself).
>>219327965I just got up because I have narcolepsy and mental health problems
>>219327927>double-choc seal with chocolate sprinkleslush
>219327950probably woke up with morning wood
>>219328005you sound autistic
>>219327802I helped me Mam make a few of them. Some stuck to the pan unfortunately but most came out okay. Blackcurrant jam was lushingtons x
pwn that n00b with the uber 1337 hax and the pr0n
>>219328003*has any
>>219328005it's still not morning, good evening would have been more appropriate and you know it
seal pick a mix
>>219327992Do you like cottaging
>>219327806They're not integrated though are they or they wouldn't be walking around with rags on their headThey still live a parallel culture it's just less blatant as with pakis and wogsAnd yes integrated is badI don't want them integrated I want them gone
The fundamental tension at the heart of all incel culture is that incels hate women and refuse to appeal to them yet desperately want to have sex with them, and this contradiction can only really be resolved through violence
>>219328020do you not feel shame that she is disappointed that you've done nothing with your life?
>219328005Except it's not the morning you fucking gimp arse spastic twat
this makes me boil with incel rage
>>219327985Giggled
Think I'm bored of wanking
>>219328019Been tested for that multiple times and I don't have it >>219328030Refer to my earlier point about having mental health problems
>>219328042it can be resolved by sending you to the mines while Chad breeds all the women.
need to get a job where none of my coworkers are indian and that's becoming increasingly difficult
Likely built between 1800 and 1835, it is a well-preserved example of early American residential architecture, with transitional Federal and Greek Revival features. The house was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2014.[1]
>>219328042they care too much is the problemit's not proper for men to care as much as we do about sex/women, it should be a secondary concernjust get on with your life
>Was wanked off, forced to give head by their biological (german) son. I wasn't fucked up my arse, thankfully.
>>219327993>not sexualisedhmm
>>219328100Work with one Indian and she's actually quite good at the job but a complete robotUnless I tell her do this or that she'll just sit around waiting for instructionsNo critical thinking or drive to just do something herselfIt's weirder still because we're the same level within the company, I'm not her senior but she acts as if I am
The Allen House is a historic house at 4 Burritt's Landing North in Westport, Connecticut. Built in 1958, it is the only known example in Westport of work by Chicago architect Roy Binkley, Jr., and is a good example of Bauhaus-style mid-20th Century Modern architecture.[2] It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2010.[1]
>>219328145ever shag her up the arse?
>>219328145women are naturally subservient and indians are naturally subservient so naturally an indian woman will take orders from anyone
Don't like pancakes find them disgusting and unpleasant
>>219328145have sex with her
>>219328137>i still with my parent, actually, as one has died>thinking about killing myself, I MEAN IT THIS TIME*crickets chirping*
i have a penis
>>219328174prefer waffles me
>>219328149Looks like a garage
YOU'RE DONE BUDWE GOT THE CHAT LOG
pangpang cooked sum up
Gfberg's always trying to use old wives cleaning solutions like white vinegar and baking soda and lemon juice, leaving it to soak, scrubbing away like a fucking mongMeanwhile if I need to clean something I just whack out some washing up liquid and it's gone in 5 secondsMental what a little bit of chemistry knowledge does for you
>>219328174find you quite disgusting and unpleasant
>>219328156>>219328179Nah she's a complete munter>>219328169Yeah reckon it might be some sort of inferiority complex
>>219328003Want some sound advice?Leave and never come back.
>>219328199rare good one Zeigster
nth for my wife Yuno
Washing down them pancakes with some cloudy lemonade x
the prospective punt
>>219326392>Why did you let her go when it was obvious she's taking the piss?because I have to. there's an HR policy where everyone gets 3 mental health days a year with no questions asked. managers aren't allowed to say no unless there's an urgent work reasonI knew what she was doing and she knew that I knew but she doesn't care about this place or other people. she's never interested in putting the work in, even made a stupid comment to her friend about going home because she's feeling rough and "flat as a pancake", which says it all about her attitudeanyway I'm on the bus home now and don't care
>>219328192yeah, not the best view. i think they did that because (blacks) live there and the decorations are tacky. in that image, you cant see the decorations, its a lovely house though imo
since when were emojis allowed in filenames whats that about
>>219328100Same just want them gonedon't care how based and bro-tier they are, they have to go.
>>219328189They're alright but essentially just larger square shaped chips with holes in the them>>219328206You're off the team and your dad is a fat man >>219328226It's lush x
>>219328234nigga takes the bus and thinks he's a big boss looool
>>219328216Want some sound advice? learn to ignore people. start with me
>>219327725you got jam on the tray, oh dear
>>219328200Sounds like gfberg has gained a clue whereas you're a little consumerist mong Send her this way I'll show her what a real man is like
>>219328188Because you are one x
got the primitive technology on
>>219328236thoughts on New Hampshire?
>>219328230hapa square jawline
>even made a stupid comment to her friend about going home because she's feeling rough and "flat as a pancake", which says it all about her attitude
Should girls smoke?
>>219328283thank you for supporting the australian youtuber industry
>>219328255Want some sound advice? Don't be raped.
>>219328284literally none. oh wait, cheese. am i close? no idea
>>219328284prefer the original
Would you eat thishttps://youtu.be/OZtKZzidNoI
>>219328234>even made a stupid comment to her friend about going home because she's feeling rough and "flat as a pancake", which says it all about her attitudeAbsolutely screeching she's done you againWhy didn't you just let her go home a bit early in the first place, don't be such a jobsworth bus boy
>>219327657>>219327821lent starts tomororw you clwon today is the day of carnivali will going to the church party later with loads of alcohol and foodget chatting to the birds haha x
>>219328300sure, if their husband or father allows them to
Rorke growing his own lemons in his filthy smeggy bedroom for cleaning purposes
>>219328302>Want some sound advice?From you? not really.
>>219328290pretty sure she's white, she's from england btw
>>219328300that lad behind her is very punchable
>>219328330
>>219328143??
>>219328300No, it causes rapid ageing
whatever happened to jontron? heard he became a rorke
>>219328332"she" is from mars mate
The Nathan B. Booth House is a historic house at 6080 Main Street in the Putney section of Stratford, Connecticut. Built in 1843 for a prosperous farmer, the house is a well-preserved example of transitional Federal-Greek Revival architecture, and the area's only known gable-fronted house of the period. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1992.
>>219328330Why not?
>>219328300sure. it is a helpful signal that they make poor life choices and I know not to give them any of my time. same as tattoos
>>219328234Mugged you off not once but twiceI'd honestly just hand my notice in if I were you
>>219328326you can't grow lemons
Should Swedes be banned from /brit/ for asking useless, time wasting questions with a pointless lust provoking image/video?
>>219328319>>219328342>>219328350I see
>>219328301do you like bub games
>>219328355will examine her fanny and give it a good rogering and report back
>>219328234>managers aren't allowed to say no unless there's an urgent work reasonSo if there was no urgent work why were you so stubborn about letting her go in the first place?
Rorke's mother cleaning her son's filthy bedroom
>>219328386i imagine you'll have a hard time finding it but good luck to you
>>219328395power gone to his head innit
>>219328357
>>219328306Ok fair enough.>>219328307Comedian
>>219328405Yeah bet he feels really powerful sat on the bus lmao
Acceptable Age Range for someone in 30s for Dating Apps, LADS?
>>219328234alright then jobsworth
>>219327875the fuck is this video
rorke going patrick bateman mode on the bus to work
>>219328407Do you have any idea how raped you are?
>>219328432Benito Foucault
>>219328431they won't even see you unless you're in their range so whatever you like
I missed out on having fun and dancing around in the street>>219328300I missed out on partying at the Olympic Village>>219328065I missed out on holding someone>>219328372I missed out on dating apps>>219328431I missed out.*stomps feet**jumps up and down*I missed out!
>>219328431They say “half your age plus seven” for social acceptability
stay clued up
>>219328315>>219328395because there's still non urgent work to do and it's disrespectful >>219328254didn't say I'm the big boss but managers and team leaders like myself are expected to follow the HR policies. sadly some people take advantage of that
MotherI can hear them, mother
>>21932843124 and up
>>219328474>sadlywhy do you care
smoking some of that skitz hydro
>>219328462At least you didn't miss out on drinking with girls, right??
>>219328450
>>219328474disrespectful to whom
>>219328236Doesnt look very bauhaus to me but then i am not an architect
>>219328471reckon it should be 1/3 your age plus 7
>>219328314no
>>219328474>and it's disrespectfulTo who? Your fragile little ego?
had a 19yo gf when i was 27, roasties were seething
>>219328495That's me
>>219328503erm
>>219328492destiny got destroyed in this debate
>>219328495>you're
13
>>219328507me but 18 when I was 26
>>219328462you haven't missed out on anything that might happen in the futurewhich could include all of those things including the olympic village
>>219328234>I'm on the bus home nowThe final nail in the pathetic coffin
>>219328499The Marcel Breuer House II (also known as the Breuer–Robeck House and New Canaan Breuer House I) is a two-story modernist house at 122 Sunset Hill Road in New Canaan, Connecticut, United States. Built in 1947, it was designed by architect Marcel Breuer as a home for his family. The cantilevered design, featuring glazing, wood, and stone finishes, helped bring attention to Breuer's fledgling architectural practice in New York City. The house was generally praised when it was completed, and it is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.
>>219328234>3 extra days of annual leave>only for people with bollocks big enough to blag a mental health issuedevious policy that has the straight-laced timid worms seething
>>219328533i kneel
Took the bread crusts out and broke them up for the birds to eat
I love (old) houses
>cronem when dey meet katy on bus 25
Girls just wanna have fun!
>>219328556do they come close?
>>219328497it's disrespectful to me and other colleagues and to customers
Rorke never using his 3 allocated mental health days despite having mental breakdowns on a weekly basis
>>219328492>At least you didn't miss out on drinking with girls, right??On that one? I missed out.
>>219328507What do you even do with a gf? all my videogames are single player.
>>219328535do you reckon those 70 year olds that go to the olympics to do bowls have a shagaround
>>219328573No but I could hear them making birds sounds
Leftypol in a permanent state of psychosis
>>219328577how
Japanese potato pizza. Everything is better in Japan
>>219328581girls are like cats, they just sleep all the time and get grumpy if you wake them up
>>219328572Well they shouldnt. No one should. Ban fun
>>219328606neoliberal pod person economic unit food
>>219328065
>>219328606>Goyslop, Japan8^O
need Swedish pink pussy sat on my face
Need to wash my ALDI uniform team
>imperial core workers organize for higher wages>porky freaks out>outsources the jobs>proles in the global south get the jobs>porky gives imperial core workers service sector jobs>proles in the imperial core screech "they dun took r jobs!!!!>proles in the global south screech "you fucking treatlerite you don't produce surplus value like a true prole!!!">porky laughs at how everyone is too mad at each other to be mad at him>the fight has moved from abolishing class society to arguing over whether first world workers are just indirect slave owners of the children mining cobalt>rather than giving workers of all countries a better life by expropriating the expropriators and abolishing wage labor and class society, we now dream of making the first world worker live like the third world workermaterial explanation?
>>219328492>Not an apology in sightRude
busting for a shite all dayback in my grim flat now going unleash hell
>>219328637Bet it reeks x
>>219328606that's just hash browns with some chinky eyed ingredients on top!
japan is mogged in every way by china
don't like this thread :/
>Ouchie-wawa! No pitty-pitty, mesa friends! Mesa lookin' wit' de spyglass and seein' de land-o right dere! We-sa gonna be safe and sound in de new home soon, okie-day?
>>219328637get mucky?
im a bit of a silly billy :/
>>219328661nihao brother
right so that's mickey mouse navigating an inflatable dinghy filled with refugees onto the shores of dover
My wife looks good
>>219328065why?
>>219328656Just smelt it and it doesn't really smell of anything >>219328677No but I always wash my work uniforms after wearing them
Genuinely haven't laughed so hard in ages thinking about this tie done up to eleven team leader getting savagely mugged off by some girl coasting a jobYou just know he's on 33k, lives somewhere like Swindon and irons his socks
>>219328687>>219328661scr
Noticing things
>>219328678she thought it was a snakeand hit it with a rakeand now it's only two foot four
>>219328637It’s fucking minging
why are the jannies on /sp/ so fucking strictthey delete every other thread for being "off topic"
>>219328713>irons his socksGreat another thing to be self conscious about.
>>219328623>>219328669George lucas said he got inspiration from star wars by watching movies from the 30s, 40s and 50s. Is it possible maybe he accidentally and subconsciously made jar jar a racist caricature because of that?
Noncing things
profile of this one escort asks that you mention your ethnicity in your opening message. she's clearly had trouble with gentlemen of a more melanated persuasion in the past
>>219328704because she's having sex and i'm noti hate normal attractive people because i'm a bitter incel
actually killing myself, writing the note and getting drunk nowgoodbye lads
>>219328781What's it say
>>219328752jar jar is just like one of the characters from Triumph of the Will
>>219328781um pls don't x
>>219328781may you find peace
>>219328746they're extremely strict on /a/ got banned from the entire site because I took the piss out of someone but happened to post a soyjak with itapparently that's off topic even though it was literally still discussion of the anime
>>219328605because me and other people have to pick up the work even if it's not urgent and then customers lose out because were not doing other things
>>219328781gta 6 comes out this year bruh, you gonna miss it
she's a 23 year old little child you sick FUCK
>>219328781See you tomorrow
>>219328781
>>219328815they've already got gta 7 in the afterlife
friendly reminder
>>219328809lol
>>219328809>because me and other people have to pick up the workWhy?
>>219328833this xexcept gingernonce
>>219328781pic or fake
>>219328781ah... don't do it...
‘cide is troon tier
>>219328781Think of all the good brit posts you'll miss
You clearly need to see a psychologist, your behaviour has evolved
Can't stand weddings me. What an awful narcissistic event, not to mention how much of a waste of money they are. Does anyone actually enjoy them?
>>219328881wish he would come back x
>>219328901corr
>>219328932yehlots of people
>>219328909link me to the good brit posts
>>219328932>Does anyone actually enjoy them?Yeah, people in loving happy relationships
>>219328825Sexy bellybutton
Always put my washing on at 20 degrees celcius. 20 is plenty.
>>219328821Once you start noticing how some people weaponize language you will never be unable to unsee it.When they catch a 16 yo black kid making a graffiti, its "black thug with gang affiliation"When its a 23 yo white woman making trashy and selfish life decisions its "Just an immature kid making mistakes, others should have known better"
this escort has slightly yellow teeth which i actually find quite sexy, adds character
>>219328752Hows he racist?
>>219328932Grow up rorke, you're not a teenager anymore
>>219328932they're just a day for the bride to be the centre of attention and have all the excitement of planning and hen do and everything. then when it's over they realise a few months later they've changed their mind and you spent £26k for a big party for her for nothing
>>219328932My brother did a big traditional wedding, and my sister did a low-key event with very few attendees, no catering, no venue, etc. I used to think I wanted to do a very small wedding, but the latter sucked
got some 'ki scran ordered
Can't stand people who are in love, makes me sick
>>219328958way too cold
lets be honest: random access memories was shite
>>219329003the local dominos seems to have reshuffled almost its entire staff to indians and as a result the pizzas you get there taste more paki-esque than before
>>219329040IT WAS GOOD FOR WHAT IT WAS, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT WAS 2013
>>219329042i never bother with the big fast food places anymore, it's all shite and overpriced (and run by Indians)
i have literally no friends and a tiny extended family so when i have a wedding it will be loads of gfberg's people and about 4 from my side
>>219329040get lucky was song of the summer
>>219329042>the local dominos seems to have reshuffled almost its entire staff to indianswtf! the exact same thing happened to my local Domino's. Use to have an all-white team for about twenty years. Now 100% brown.
>>219329057even at the time it was lackingcompare it to discovery and its just nothing, meh, "fine"
>>219329003Souvlaki?
>>219329003nah because why did bossman just bless me with a free nutella, cream and marshmallow pancake dessert for pancake day?
>>219329073You're inviting all of us, right la?
>>219329095Nah, Nashville spicy chicken for me
>>219329042Dominoes fall off should be studied
>>219329114>>219329114>>219329114
>>219329065tell me about it, i worked as a delivery driver for pizza hut for a while last year and almost the entire staff were indians, they were always fucking around and half-arsing everything, but the manager was also indian so if anything went wrong he'd blame me and never the other jeets because presumably they were his entire extended familyalso, if you saw the hygiene standards in that kitchen you'd never eat pizza again
>>219328781pscr
