Billy Connolly edition
don't think you even spoke to me once!
synecdoche newcastle
got dubs in the last thread after specifically asking to be check'd and not one of you bastards did
get rorke raped
那些智力超常的人认为已经了解世界
woman sex arse
which norwood are you?
>>219332939yeah? have a butch at these
synecdoche scunthorpe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFXvb0yoCw
10 years ago...
>>219332949leftypol turning his nose up like a baby given broccoli
>>219332951you are weak
beanz means farage
>>219332981Time's arrow
cat being a clingy little attention seeker again
in bed waiting for my tea to cool a little before i eat it
>>219332982sc
>>219333003pot kettle
>>219333011eating tea in bed?wrongun of the highest order
high vibration frequencies in the thread tonight, all the quarks are buzzing
the voices told him nobody leaves the sofa till next friday.youngness gonna have to piss and shit inside tesco bag in between rapidtaps.
Now for whatever reason, certain incidents have expired lately that, in addition to being dangerous, could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines.
>>219333033well that's him hammered up the arse
>>219333033
>>219333036comfy isnt it
What do you call a bird that gets average grades?A 'C' gull
What does God think about?
>>219333093Me
>>219333093new ways to make me suffer
the voices told him he can't leave his smelly bedroom until he ritualpostsheatherpaedo gonna have to piss and shit inside asda bag in between ip resets
the british polish gfhttps://x.com/oliviawazowx
>>219333091Comfy
>>219332743imagine them in the throes of some wild and debauched eyes wide shut-esque party corrr
>>219333125I actually have schizophrenia and I didn't do a single thing
Is Nigel in the beans? Simple question: yes or no?
thinking about big fat tits
watch out lads. there could be an incel, or incels, in this thread right now
need a motorbike
thinking about my wife yuno gasai
bark
Having a laugh over Japanese people remembering their national historyThe American commodore Matthew Perry arrives in the mid 1800s to kick the doors in on their little cosy life and the YouTuber is cagey about historical events until AFTER WW2
>>219333167>>219333167
with catberg
>>219333333
>>219333093How to make more indians
>>219333159HAVE SCIENTISTS GONE TOO FAR? IS THIS IMAGE REAL OR FAKE?89% OF PEOPLE GOT THIS WRONG
>>219333130not british enough, get her deported
>>219332597>teaspooneverything okay mate?
not yet>>219333333
umm I hate to mention this now rorkeypops but... I forgot my wallet in my other pants, can you cover this one for me?
>>219333186he looks really american
if you think about it /brit/ is at caveman levels of iq>grug think about big tits>grug doing poo>grug need motorbike>grug with pet cat
>>219333186still makes me chuckle when i think about how i got banned off reddit for reminding them ghislaine maxwell was a reddit modthey love their safe spaces and echo chambers don't they
>>219333266fatty
>>219333266now really think about it. if youre aware of that, then what makes you think your message will ever be understood by them?
>>219333266that's exactly how /brit/ should be
>"Hey man, I gave your girl a ride home last night.">"I have to say, she has a really awesome body man.">"You should be proud."How do you respond without sounding mad?
might top myself
>>219333266grugs never thought about motorbikes, stupid yank
>>219333266compared to the rest of /int/ this place is the pinnacle of discussion. 90% of /int/ is thirdies lusting over white women or posting endlessly about black penis
>>219333333.
>sexbots bad>lovebots good
>>219333317"that's a weird thing to say"
>>219333317thanks
>>219333192hate her
>>219333339grimmers
>>219333266i've posted highly intellectual and sophisticated ideas here before and it was a complete waste of timebest you lot will be getting out of me now is something mildly amusing or offensive
>>219333266the post that ended /brit/
>>219333130dangerously close to being fat
>>219333317I am very proud of my motorcycle!
>>219333338This general must seem completely alien to the rest of /int/, I can't imagine any foreigner would understand what the fuck is going on here.
>>219333365i knew i missed it but posted anyway
I met a seabird from Germany once, so I took him to a greasy spoon to try proper English sausages. I guess I took a tern for the wurst.
any sex pest in?
>>219333340ain't nobody else want keisha
>>219333367i feel thative put in effort into posts that just went into the void very annoying
>>219333340
>>219332872I drank SIX cups of coffee today
>>219333364why :(
>>219333382you went on a dinner date with a bloke?
>>219333359state
Where did the Manx shearwater fuel his car?The petrel station
>that's exactly how /brit/ should be>compared to the rest of /int/ this place is the pinnacle of discussion>grugs never thought about motorbikes, stupid yank
>>219333423well to tell you the truth i don't really hate her i just don't like her music that much
>>219333415madman
>>219333382
>>219333379just a stream of endless shitposts just spunked up the wall really. any legitimate discussion causes some posters actual distress and they'll go to great lengths to derail it
>>219333415Holy shit you are the caffeine king!
sexy girls like it when you shag them betwixt the fanny flaps
>>219333430yes I'm a raging faggot with a penchant for cockwhy'd you ask?
People who make fun of me for having been raped should be arrested and thrown in prison, where they would be raped.
>>219333317Hey man I got something to say, it's better to burn out than fade away!
>>219333452funny how retarded they are
sometimes fish sometimes shit
>>219333482who is this cutie patootey?
>>219333490CWLTSHC
my gf used to post on r/rspod until it got banned. now she just posts on the alt-right adjacent london lit scene twitter
>>219333482relapsed :(
>>219333482people who obsessively post about poor little girls who died in school shootings should be shot themselves
I've just given you three original jokes about my favourite birds. I bring mirth and culture to /brit/ on a daily basis and few of you appreciate me. In time, you'll recognise what a brilliant poster I am.
>>219333514not got one has she
>>219333490M-MallardLad is that you?
>>219333518i know the kind of person that you're describing and they are always deeply unpleasant to talk to in real life
>>219333518Post some accounts, wanna laugh
foids don't ever want to hear about your struggles. they hang out at the finish line and fuck the winners
>>219333503she was one of the victims of the sandy hook mass shootingthis yank posts her because he's a nonce who wants to molest children if i remember correctlyi'd filter his flag but i generally like americansdays without wishing /brit/ was on /bant/ so i could filter individual posters: 0
neurotic nerds
>>219333552it appears to be a mid alcoholic girl with clubbing of the fingers (possibly diabetes)
>>219333546cant tell these dayshe used to use 3 letter filenames for trans angels and 6 letters for bioholes
>>219333533
>>219333544the eyes of the body builder are the windows of the swole
>>219333544love you lad
must be strange to have a gf that posts on reddit or any social media like that ngl
>>219333569Women dont want a whiny bitch
Be Kind RewindUnderrated kino
>>219333569sounds like something 2pac would've said, except he would say bitches instead of foids
>>219333593excellent post
right that's not allowed
>>219333574yeah i absolutely hate him and dont blame you for filtering if you did ruins the thread for me
is Viagra safe to take? Don't want to end up with Priapism
Ruper Lowe just a nigga walking with his finger on the trigger making enough figures until his pockets get bigger
>>219333593
>>219333599thanks lad, I'll come to your next birthday party if you wantwhat beer do you like
might ask the toilfu to change her hairstyle to look like prime jennifer connelly
>>219333600my gf has a substack
The pre-Columbian Americas fascinate me more than any ancient culture of the Old World. I long for the return of the Inca Empire
There are just far too many genuine headcases that post hereGives me the fear if i’m honest
really wish the gf/wife posters would leave the thread
Prey (2017)Underrated kino
>>219333659dark city yeah?
>>219333668link?
im exploring my perks
>>219333631>and dont blame youcant imagine actually thinking anyone gives a flying fuck. p.s. noone asked and you cant prove youre british. fuck off back to cum you disgusting goblin
The Rt Hon., Dr Prime Minister Sir Rupert Lowe, Esq., PhD., BA Hons.
>>219333668that's way more normie than reddit
>>219333685you can thank them for potatoes.
>>219333707i lied she doesn't have a substack because she doesn't exist
>>219333640Dunno but I'll have to give it a try. Tried Tadalafil but didn't really work on me
We all associate marsupials with Australia, but it's worth remembering that they occupy a greater area of the Americas.
>>219333693>>>/britfeel/
I hear voices and haven't had sex in years. I want a relationship but I'm an autistic loser (that hears voices).
20% through 2026haven't done FUCK ALL
>>219333709the raped
>>219333685I find it so interesting that they built things like this 1500 years before the spaniards arrived
>>219333740>he ruins the thread for me
Mother,I can hear the voices mother
>>219333700mostly enjoyed it but started it on the hardest difficulty and got quite far but then realised i'd made it impossible for myself and tapped outcould replay it on medium difficulty but i've seen half of it now
>>219333065How did you end up like this?
>>219333726the american ones are a bit naff tbf
>>219333751CWLTSHC
>>219333735ktim
>>219333735It's slipping away!It's slipping awaaaaaaay!TimeIt's slipping away!
>>219333732>>219333735KEK THIS IS ME
42.9% since march is actually crazy to be fair
rorke doesn't THINK so, he KNOWS SOGOT IT?
>>219333735POOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rorke rorke rorke sahur
>>219333837Is that Worker and Parasite
Benfica will defeat the perfidious Madridians.
>>219333854endut! heck hock!
>>219333749Nah the Inca found those and went with it
>>219333700excellent game
Redditflags down AGAIN
>>219333868
>>219333882Get a real hobby
>Stay bombad and relaxed, 'cause meesa got everytin' under control on dis bombad dinghy. Meesa seein' da shore right over dere, and it lookin' mighty cozy for all yousa. Weesa almost dere, okieday?
the royal family protection team costs the taxpayer £150,000,000 every year!WOW!
>>219333756the raped
>>219333882
thoughts on Lotus Easters?
Feeling a will to "do things" is a child's mindset.
>>219333931look like a band of friendly fellows
>>219333890cats can smell blacks and they don't like it
>>219333901remember wanking to suicide girls when I was 13 years old
>>219333951Worth every penny, however I say this as a non-taxpayer.
>>219333951uhmmmm the royal family bring in 150,000,001 quid a year so heh also, uhm.. yeah... you're brown
>>219333706nah not a fan of the 40s noir kind of look, I was thinking more Career Opportunities with the Tifa style curtains
>>219333961Not at all bad, though I often get the impression they’re aiming to be a UK Infowars, and it doesn’t come off that way
had pancake
catberg is my hero, he means the world to me, i would die for him
>>219333990done 'im
were paki/jeet/sikh grooming gangs really a thing since the 50s? or are chuds just lying?
>>219334006:)
>>219333962Perhaps, but what’s the alternative? Entropy?
need to cook for dinner
>>219334005they remind me of poshy and cool, must better than american shit we have. I like the calm demeanor they have even if they have cheesy jokes
>>219334014post catberg
>>219334029:p
funny how the palace of Versailles generates more money from tourism every year than Buckingham palace… despite France having no royal family… which is funny because I’m always told we NEED the royal family because of the money they generate!
>>219334026Yes, ever since they arrived to these shores they've been grooming white girls. And before them it was Chinese men who groomed white girls (both in the UK and the US).White flesh is worth a lot to them.
currently working for free like a fucking janny
>>219334070:-þ
local catbergs are all nutters
>>219334063these are my two 'bergs moulting away on my sofa, the catberg in question is the one on the right, the one on the left is a little prick
dance for me baby
>>219334090why not use a female relative as bait and extort them? seems like a good way to make money and fuck them up
>>219334127KTIM when I'm reporting posts
image folder is too big and disorganised and it's making me unwell
>>219334142love the orange one's face
this is the person who you have collectively decided to get behind and defend. youve made your bed, now lie in it.me posting Catherine Violet Hubbard started as ironic joke because picrel is constantly shitting up the thread with his fetish. i bet youre regretting it now.I BET YOURE REGRETTING IT NOW
>>219334155erm excuse me announcing reports is against the rules
mad how people used to be like 'let me use the house telephone to call and speak to a man about making a pizza for me'
>>219334154Brits aren't smart enough to do that
Sometimes you tell lies so long... you don't know when to stop......you don't know when it's safe.
>>219334172Are they your own photos or random cancerous meme jpgs collected over years of inceldom?
>>219334172ktim urgently need it sorted
>>219334177he does the most adorable puss-in-boots eyes when he wants food
>>219334142they look like they have contempt for you
The taxman wont be happy with me if he finds out about all the sidework for cash Ive been doing
>>219334204random cancerous meme jpgs collected over years of inceldom
Strange how there are no christian jews, innit? You can have non-practicing jews, but you can't have christian jews.
>>219334172i moved 6000 grok videos into their own folder the other day and now my downloads folder is more manageable
>>219334055They definitely have the genteel vibe down. It’s just refreshing to have an alternative to the endless leftypol rubbish. Ole Carl has built something pretty cool
>>219334222that's because they're cats
>>219334142how about cleaning the sleep out of their eyes. imagine how uncomfortable that must feel for them
haha he wants to eat Emma Watson's poo. love to see it
>>219334229Delete them all NOWNo recycling bin, delete them
>>219334236bob dylan
>>219334238post grok video #2222
>>219334251best yank ever
it's the Year of the Horse ladspost horses
>been working on this project since November>deadline is tomorrow >toilberg pings me today at 4.30pm and says he wants a bunch of extra shit he never mentioned in the 3 months I've been doing this>still working at 9pmI hate toilberg so much
is rorke a bad bitch
>>219334250fuckin veterinarian over here
>>219334142Need to see a roasting tin
>>219334236There are about 1.5 million messianic Jews globally
>>219334251
watched Colonia the sexiest Emma Watsom movie since The Bling Ring
can't have anything good memissed out on lifemissed out on loveit's just me and my nervous incel demeanour vs the world
>>219334272he's utterly done you
used to be friends with a messianic jewgood guy, minus the whole... you know.
Need this swede out of business
Imagine getting so mind broken over the internet by some random fat wop that wants to eat Emma Watson's shit that you seethe about it for ten years straight lmfao
need to tell the proto that i want to penetrate her hairy vagina
>>219334262i would prefer not to!!
>In 1973, Lena is a strong, independent and adventurous West German Lufthansa stewardess and is in relationship with Daniel, a West German journalist and leftist activist living in Chile who eats her poo
>>219334336all while he mostly ignores you except to taunt you about the fact you were rapedemmayank battered that freak
>>219334336>Imagineimagine a reading a book you fat fuck
hey leftypol hit my music!!!
>>219334265'orse
schizoposters treating /brit/ like the battleground of a holy wareveryone else posting about tits poo and beans
>>219334379Did you ever go to university?
>>219334379I'm 00:02 into this on audiobook
>>219334409Did you read a book today?
new geowizard video
imagine dragons
remember that aussie who used to talk about TF2 a lot
>>219334420Did you ever go to university?
>>219334414This is NOT funny
>>219334409imagine, if you will: reading a book you fat deranged fuck up
>>219334442Did you read a book today?
>>219334444Did you ever go to university?
>>219334442yeah stfu fatso
this thread is epic sauce
>>219334464Did you read a book today?
Oh lord they’re stuck in a rageloop
>>219334457Did you ever go to university?
wish there was a North American general that the two retards could fight in
>>219334489Did you read a book today?
Oi, colonials. Knock it off.
>>219334501imagine
>>219334484Did you ever go to university?
>>219334509nearly 10 years ago and he still spams emma watson scat disgusting behavior
why does he pretend to read books?
rorkeypops observing this battle
>>219334509Did you ever go to university?
Did you read a book today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmidmD7FQk
the escort used the emoji with me again today ladsis this a good sign?
>>219334555Some of one, aye
https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1r7eob9/Black pussy CHANGED rorke
they’ll gaslight us in to believing it’s ramadam another 10 times by the end of the year just watch
>>219334142orange one looks like a little cunt too
>>219333706labyrinth actually
>>219334555/brit/ is my book of choice
>>219334552You ever have a meaningful conversation? I mean, one that isnt full of sardonic comments in an attempt to make yourself feel better at other peoples expense while making yourself look like a complete muppet by asking idiotic questions. no?
>BREAKING: Sir Rupert Lowe pledges to deport anyone who uses the incorrect spellings of "color" or "pedophile" to the USA where they belong
>/brit/ mfs in their smelly bedrooms hoping mummy and daddy stop fighting soon
>>219334142Pet owners are fucking disgustingClean your house
>>219334651close the tab
>>219334623Okay but did you ever go to university?
>>219334641Paedophiles of colour applauding at this news
>Rupert Lowe exposed as antisemiticI do believe they have secured a new party member.
Spaino I think this arc is a bit of a lame duck. You've posted it 5 times at least and it's yet to yield a single (You). Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and move on to something else. Quickly
>>219334662Keep dancing, roach
are we still DC;VR?
oh my christ they're still at it
>>219334662Okay but did you ever lose weight?
The raped vs The damned
>Rupert Lowe makes more money from social media than every other MP combinedgenuinely mental, farage should be on-par at the minimum
>>219334716Did you ever go to university?
>>219334725Fantastic post Rupert
>Rupert Lowe makes more money from mossad payments than every other MP combinedgenuinely mental, farage should be on-par at the minimum
>>219334699we DC;VRB now
>>219334719who are you talking to? are you the thread spokesman or some shit? lmfao get a life loser
>>219334750>>219334750
