I worship baal
>>219342930no you don't
>>219342940I do you son of a bitch Fuck you
>>219342930
>>219342930Hannibal?
>>219342930Ok but do you worship him the right way? Do you even have an idol of him? Or you expect him to grant you boons just by claiming such worship?
But why.
mfw just learned recently Baal was a normal pagan god, the equivalent of Thor or Zeus. not some evil demon
>>219342930Iran is like the least Ba'al'ed'ified country though.
>>219342944you should worship my balls
there's a ruined phoenician temple dedicated to Tanit (Baal's wife) nerby. I don't know if it's the same Baal as the canaanite one though
>>219342930You're not Iranian
>>219342964No, virgin Ba'al could only get his dick hard when kids were set on fire. Meanwhile chad Zeus could get his dick hard on just about anything.
>>219342964Theres no distinction of a normal pagan god and a demon in judaism.Demon actually meant "foreign deity". Good or bad is irrelevant
>>219342930how do you worship himisnt that the guy that demands you sacrifice people for power
>>219342955No Baal >>219342961Idk man He looks cool
>>219342974Baal meant lord. It wasnt an actual name.
>>219342974They built a temple to a character from elden ring?
>>219342964wait till you find about yhwh
>>219342999and moloch was the practice of sacrifice
>>219342993I killed my disabled friend few ago for him
>>219343003Yahweh was an incel who shot his god school which is why he's the only god left.
>>219343015Wasted if you didn't rape and/or cannibalize them. You did though right?
>>219343011Yeah. It was heavily believed in all semitic cultures that sacrifying innocent souls was a symbol of devotion and the gods would bless them more.A lot of Israelites sacrified to Yahweh as well. Hell even in obscure Jewish mythology, like the ones that people like Epstein do, they genuinely believe in the power of child sacrifice.The story of Isaac being replaced with a ram is probably the most aryan passage of the Tanakh. In a normal semitic narrative, Yahweh would just enjoy the blood of Isaac.
>>219343028Baal didn't tell me anything about rape or shits like that He just likes blood i think
>>219343015thats not going to get you much. if conquest of elysium 5 taught me anything, you have to sacrifice cities worth of people to Ba'al to get anything worthwhile. Those little half giant Gibborum might as well be NBA players. I wanna see some real six fingered Anakites. some colossal Nephilim
>>219343046Also the flooding of Noah is a pretty Aryan passage too. God autistically killing people in a natural disaster is a must be in all cultures, and the fact that people laughed at the prophet also gives an emotional impact.But to be fair, not only semites sacrified children. To this day there are people in India doing this, the greeks, romans and vikings did too, etc. But among the Middle east, it was out of control
>>219343046It had something to do with Canaanite fertility rituals like "we give our bounty now to get bounty back later" this applied to crops and animals as well as children. It was more acceptable back then because kids would often die before reaching adulthood so they were expendable anyway and you could just make more.It's also why the concept of firstborns is so big for them. The story of Isaac might be Zoroastrian influence on Judaism trying to lighten and phase out that aspect of their culture.
>>219342974The Carthaginian deity is Baal Hammon.>>219342964Pagan deities are called demons in the Old Testament as if the ancient israelites believed in their existence but believed them to be enemies of God.
>>219342930what kind of ball? football or meatball?
>>219342930Who the hell is Steve Jobs
>>219343119Kek
>>219343119Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are main characters NPCs only know Andrew Tate and Pewdiepie
>>219343015kek
>>219343093Yeah, i think its less fucked up when remember that they lived in a desert, with like 0.1% of the comfort and food/water access we have now. Also they genuinely believed that this would work, so its not as fucked up as Epstein eating babies.However, some priests had a schadenfraude about it because they were pedos, and would demand their fetishes to be fullfiled in some ways, like making the death more painful, or sexually abusing etc.Thats why Israelites began to say that child sacrifice was LE BAD despite they themselves engaging on it prior. The contact with rival tribes made their rethink about child sacrifice.>>219343106Its not about being enemies. They believed Yahweh would be on terms with a lot of other gods, but there was no reason to write about that. Like theres no reason why to record "Yahweh got on terms with the gods of bumfuck tribe 300 miles northeast". So only the enemies are listed. Yahweh actually blesses a lot of pagan kings that were kind to the jews. I dont remember the name but there was an hindu king that granted Jews permission to live in India forever, so Yahweh granted him a boon of 1000 years living in a paradise.Judaism only began to consider Yahweh as the only god as a way of making international relations easier. Also their Temple being destroyed so prophets couldnt LARP about being told about the specific status of the gods of this nation A or B.
>>219343106>>219343175Like whats easier? To say that the only deity you can worship under your contract is also the only deity, or...That he is one about 1729186301019 deities, but when dealing with foreign people, you have to ask him what he thinks about the gods of that people.Option A is way more practical.Of course, in practice, the gods of friendly nations would be friendly, and the gods of enemy peoples would be also enemies of Yahweh. But they had to make a whole bureoucratic process of asking a prophet about that to make it more genuine.
>>219343015Based
>>219342930>>219342944Post IRREFUTABLE proof you worship Baal and ONLY Baal.
>>219343057bait or schizo?
