>got a puppy>take him 2x to the local park daily>literally superpowered girl magnet, 5+ girls cold approach him every dayalso no it's not because it's because they want to have sex with him, his penis is very small. so if you are looking for a gf just get a dog, internationally speaking
>>219343318But she would want the dog, not me
>>219343318I knew a guy in college that got a dog specifically to attract a girl and he did and married her. Make sure to take advantage of the pup stage, OP.
how long did your dogs live anons? my dogs live up to 9 years.
>>219343318So how many of these girls have you made your gf or had sex with?
>>219343588OP just got one but if you can bag a girl "friend" who frequents the park for her morning routine or at the very least who's around the local area pets are great conversation starters."Oh man I want a pet too but my place doesn't allow it""What pets do you want, like a dog or a cat...."It is so easy to go from there with girls Istfg, and if you can talk to her on a bench daily as she pets your pup? The deal is sealed bb
>>219343536One 19 years, three others about 16 last one 12
dogs are too much work desui feel guilty when i can't give him attention
>>219343536that's not a dog
>>219343318i wish I could take my dog to parks but he's a fucking schizo and only goes to the same places over and over even if i try to take him to new ones.
>>219343675racist
>>219343318don't forget one thing. they are interested in the dog. not smt connected to the leash
>>219343713dogs tend to take after their owners
>>219343672I just stopped giving in to the whining for attention because otherwise I'd be walking him 5 times a day. Well, the real cheat code is getting another dog but that's also more work
>>219343713That's not schizo, mine is schizoI don't take my dog to dog parks because he will snap and attack any dog that looks remotely like him. He is friendly to humans if they interact with me first, he will groan to anyone who tries to touch him before interacting to me but not bite unless they try covering his eyes or touching his ass, still I won't let he go anywhere other than my street withou a leach, he will usually act bored around other dogs, and run away if the other dog acts agressive, unless they look like him. If the dog looks like him he gets vicious and even try to bite me if I try to directly contain him. I love the darm thing but he's a little funny in the head
>>219343732ermm did you read the post he has a small dog cock
