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That's one bad hat Harry.
Having many stinky braps today.
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>>219343454mid
>>219343468>they had no idea what was comin'yeah obama was pretty disastrous and biden was a cia coup but we're healing
>>219343454Wow this girl is attractive. She looks just like the kind of girl you'd see in a university gym or some place like that.
Obama was so calm. Probably the GOAT at calmness.
District 9 is such an excellent film.
What is the duty of a good man? To submit himself to fate: it is a great consolation to be swept away together with the entire universe: whatever law is laid upon us that thus we must live and thus we must die, is laid upon the gods also: one unchangeable stream bears along men and gods alike: the creator and ruler of the universe himself, though he has given laws to the fates, yet is guided by them: he always obeys, he only once commanded. "But why was God so unjust in His distribution of fate, as to assign poverty, wounds, and untimely deaths to good men?" The workman cannot alter his materials: this is their nature. Some qualities cannot be separated from some others: they cling together; are indivisible. Dull minds, tending to sleep or to a waking state exactly like sleep, are composed of sluggish elements: it requires stronger stuff to form a man meriting careful description.
I deserve a bunch of (You)s before I even post in the thread
>>219343512https://youtu.be/5-6HX62ZoPc
>>219343528>the second his vice president got into office NATO went to war with Russiathe heckler was right...
If you can’t handle me at by dogshit schizo spam, you don’t deserve me at my kino 50-reply supreme (You)bait
Really want to sexo Miranda Lambert.
Give me one thousand (You)s
Just took a Brian and by that I mean a greasy turd slithered out of my ass and into the toilet bowl
dumb peanutposter
cute :)
I literally look like chudjakyou think youre fucked just because youre short or balding, but no, I literally have the haircut and glasses of chuddy
>>219343541There's never quite a place for me to say this but in his big end-of-presidency NYT interview Obama says America will never be able to keep Ukraine from Russia because it's existential to them
>>219343561eyes too big
drinking milk
>>219343561A beautiful English rose.
*blows you up with my mind*
>>219343556
Practicing painting cloaks. Trying to mimic the look of fabric with the little scratches/textures painted on.
my mind is blown
package has departed the north carolina facility
>>219343630Enroute to your bussy
>>219343630I hope the truck carrying your package falls in a river.
>>219343607For me?
Any of you actually suck dick or are you a bunch of fake niggas
Why did you quit stalking her bros?
Taking a shit and my poo smells a little bit like vomit what’s up with that
>>219343654
>>219343664i moved on
picking at my butthole rn
>>219343658yeah
>>219343664Made her shit private
>>219343654literally looks like a zombie
I feel like I need to start growing my own food and sowing my own clothes in preparation for what is to come
>>219343719You "sew" clothes, not "sow." You "sow" crops.
>>219343664she got engaged then had a baby then the BD left her and now she's on some weird "i dont need a man" type shit
>>219343741*sues your penis*
>>219343741he's never going to recover
i hate short men because they bitch and moan over a bunch of retards mocking them. They have thin skin and let people walk all over them. I don't hate them for being short, I hate them because they let themselves get hurt over being short.
>>219343741I thought it was supposed to be some kind of pun, but maybe I’m too charitable
What do you even talk about with women do you just go up to one and offer to place your penis inside her?
I always thought I was 5'11" but last time I went to the doctor she said I'm 6'0". But I think she was bullshitting.
>>219343719think it aint so crazy. world doesn't have enough enthusiasm for an apocalypse.
>>219343761doing an awful lot of bitching and moaning here anon
>>219343741I spell it howvr I want grammar nazi fuck off
>>219343782Docs have told me I'm 5'11" - 6'3"
its so sad how /mu/ has become complete dogshit. I found so many new artists and genres there and now its literally just gooning to pop singers or the same autists arguing about dave mustaine or the beach boys
>>219343664I reconnected with my oneitis from highschool and started catching feelings again. I had to cut it off since I'm with someone.
>>219343774I’m pretty good at talking to women, but I don’t know how to describe what I talk about. Sweet nothings, I guess.
>>219343653i hope your whore mom falls into a river
I'm exactly 170 centimetres.
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>>219343791for me its between 6'1 and 6'3 could be better could be worse
>>219343801My mom would be able to swim and wouldn't be ruined by a little bit of water, unlike your package.
it sucks how nowadays if you make even a single grammatical error people just resort to calling you an ESL
>>219343793how about the bitch boys
I learned English when I was 34. It's not that hard to not write like a retard lol
that package is going to be stolen
>>219343846Are you Pakistani?
>>219343846nigga fuck you fuck your flag fuck your personality
>>219343830Our countries are flooded with tard world migrants and you’re failing the shibboleth
>>219343793how is there always a kpop thread? i just don't get it
The prestige written dialect is EFL retard as seen amongst ai twitter. The funniest dialects are east asian ESL
>>219343854No, don't ever accuse me of that.
edgeworth needed to recuse himself from this case yesterday. pretty sure his ass would get disbarred for this lol
>>219343846go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of
>>219343864It annoys me that correct usage of semicolons and em dashes can now produce accusations that you’re an AI
>>219343870It's okay cause Edgey is so cute no matter what.
>>219343856it's the internet though, this is where I go to unwind and relax. I don't want to be so high tense over my spelling. It's like being a turboautist over the newspaper (grammar and stuffs) versus what's in the newspaper (what the actual sentence is communicating). I know it isn't an either-or but I'd rather just put all of my eggs towards the latter
>>219343802sex
>>219343887shit I meant envelope not newspaper
>>219343887fuck of
>>219343862they're always dropping new g**ks but the supply will run out soon
My native languages are Hindi and Hebrew (I grew up in a mixed race household)Written English is very easy by comparison
>brain told me it was going to end in pain>followed my heart anyway>i am in immense pain right nowwhy does this keep happening?
>>219343885he is cute but he still should recuse himself from prosecuting with his own bloody knife as the murder weapon lol
>>219343912Jeez Louise
Got milked
>>219343912ayo stop the cap
>>219343884Em dashes were always weird. I haven't noticed people correlating semicolons with AI usage but if they do then I'm fucking screwed.>>219343862I have no idea. I genuinely think that vtubing and kpop communities are some of the biggest diseases on the internet.
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>>219343922Hah. London.
>>219343920
>>219343941Semicolons were always midwit.
>>219343920>follow my heart>it ends in pain>don't follow my heart>it ends in painLife is just suffering desu
Half-assed Semicolonoscopy
I can't fucking sleep because of this cough, it's like an itch in my throat that can't be scratched, took a pain killer hopefully it numbs the itch
>>219343677corr good kittington
>>219343941I initially heard people noting semicolons as part of the AI writing style early in the AI era, but then it petered out; perhaps the AI devs told the AI to stop using them
Planning out an ICE detention center in prison architect
Momberg has been on the phone all night.
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>>219343992youre defo ash
>>219344020Don’t forget to get the execution chamber up and running
>>219344027man i remember when these guys went silent for months and cancelled their tour and then dropped inanimate sensation and /mu/ went wild after all the fruitless "jenny death when" shitposting finally paid off. probably one of the last times i had fun on this godforsaken site.
aced my duolingo lesson
>>219344020corr good gameberg dissme?caesar iii
>>219344043We're going to be low and medium risk detainees at first but we'll work our way up to that eventually
>>219344049Woah. You must be practically fluent in that language by now
Get you one of these
democracy anudda decent arsed game
>>219344037Aktually LaCroix ChudYou're probably a troon beckett
>>219344070meow
>>219344070phwoaranudda good kittingtonshire-under-naze
>>219344067how about you shut up
>>219344106Hehehe...
>>219343964Midwits do not even know how to properly use semicolons. Semicolons allow you to connect related independent thoughts; your eyes register this clause as part of the same thought, but expanded. They prevent writing from becoming a spam of familiar sentences; they let you couple ideas neatly; they allow the reader a moment to breathe without halting the flow. Semicolons fulfill a much-needed role in English; they enable a flexible yet subtle foundation.
Yea so like I said
>>219344156There was a faggot in the thread today; he felt superior over grammar.
>>219344181Holy shit; you killed me.
>>219344156kek its not an independent clause if it starts wiv "they" since by definition it depends on anudda propositionmindbogglin'
kek funny how homegirl try to own a bitch by displaying the semi-colon but completely failed in the proper utilizationberg
>>219344201Holy shit isn't a complete clause; your example doesn't even apply well. You could have used a comma there; it would be fine.
I don't really get boners irl anymore only when I actively decide to jerk off and view porn. I just realized on a daily basis at work I get zero boners. How many boners do you get on a daily basis (not counting morning wood)?
propa laffinnot wun kneegro in the breadberg can use a hemi-colonhome girl askin for a heemed colon
Quite obvious you niggas don't know the difference between phrases and clauses or "independent" and "dependent"Let's leave it at that
yall niggas STEADY on some weird shit
>>219344209So, "They went outside." wouldn’t be a correct sentence to you? lol
finna goon on my penis; porn addict style
>>219344067I'm learning Brazilian Portuguese I want to speak it with Lum'sBra
woke up early kissed a bad bitch rolled me up a blunt all before i took a piss
so many nonsensical retard posts tonight
>>219344314you're welcome
>>219344156Get his ass
>>219344293He speaks english though
I need a tap n dye and some WD40
I need a back rub and a happy ending
>>219344274nah nah nah nahdont bait me into your bullshidhomes'fore muh pipe hiddin kneegrows go to town wiv a pair of pliers and a blowtorch
>SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVIN' SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME >VIETNAMESE STYLE FOOL, PLEASE
>>219344274yes completely incorrectjust not selfcontained
>>219344314there's a retard saying you can't start sentences with "they" and a retard screeching about "semicolons le good" and another retard screeching about "semicolons le bad". i think semicolons are for unc niggas frfr
wish i was a kid again and holidays actually excited me and my grandparents were still alive
>>219344346fyi vietnam has the best spas and are incredibly cheap, you can even hire multiple girls
>>219344367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw
>>219344245I don't get boners outside of my house, never did, in my house relaxed I get at least once a day, maybe a couple
Suetonius says that the formal study of grammar was introduced to Rome when Crates of Mallus was sent there as an emissary and then fell into a sewage hole, breaking his leg; he taught grammar to pass the time while he was convalescing.
>>219344379Christmas is over dumbfuck
why cant the mods start banning this brit again?
>>219344379You and most people
>>219344414mousey? just filter him
>>219344360Subject: theyVerb: wentAdverbial: outsideSentence: they went outside
>>219344408i was thinking about halloween
>>219344340Do I look like I know what a jpg is
Oh my God I just came so much bros
>>219344441loser
>>219344441Cracked the case very nice
>>219344414He’s not doing the schizo meltdown thing and he’s not posting the mice so there’s no reason for bans
>Adverbial
>>219344395it's all association and conditioning though you dont get boners outside the house cause your mind assumes you cant get sex. if you thought sex was a possibility outside youd start getting boners
>>219344456he posts random shit that ruins the flow of the thread
>>219344444
I'M CYOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
>>219344456The bong itt is mouse nounce? I thought that was someone else
>>219344469shit get, bummer
>>219344462:(
>>219344484There are at least two bong flags here fyi
>>219344465I think it's more like fight or flight response, I'm in a different state of mind when outside
Reminder that I am AMERICANI post here to be with my countrymenI am NOT mousey
>>219344532nice dogs
>>219344532disgusting
so it's cool that michael jordan is grabbing boy butts?
>>219344551I'm getting sleepy. Anyone else tired?
>>219344551he was taking ice off his shirt chud
>>219344543Thank you>>219344549As if your stompers are better
>>219344572they arent covered in that much fur frodo
nervous about my dentist appointment on thursday and embarrassed about my mom making the appointment for me because the secretary mentioned it in a voice mail to me
>>219344634That is kind of embarrassing. Oh well, your nervousness works to explain it.
>>219344532FK gooning to this post
Seeing brown pipos posts online changed the way I view latinosit's weird passing by one and thinking how they may have some weird racial complex about wanting to be white
>>219344551nobody said it was cool, just nobody cares about it kek
I need to start working out again might go back to the YMCA
nothing is worse than when something you likes goes mainstream and they do a whole 180 and get sanitized and corporatized
>>219344665Wtf is YMCA, is it the same one from the gay song
>>219344698not gay you poopie pants
>>219344693true especially for lolcows once the reddit crowds find them its over
ugh i have no idea how im gonna get rid of that tree. still thinking on it. the powder goes up to the roof line so it wont be easy to get at, but i can't just leave it like that.
>>219344698it's a gay hook-up spothas some work-out equipment too so it's not too obvious
>>219344737That stinks.
>>219344713The writer literally said it's about gay culture, it is so obviously gay I wonder how you even had the thought of it not being gay
>>219344752What is it thought, isn't it a Christian thing how did it end up gay
We hate ICE and Trump in /cum/
>>219344797we love ice and hate trump
>>219344797I condemn ICE and Orange Man for not going far enough, and the latter for being a golem for the Jews
>>219344532nice tootsies
>>219344797I love ICE so much i decided to live in a country named after it
>>219344828We love are ICEland don’t we folks
>>219344784It's a christian community center mostly just a gym really. Some are also homeless shelters
>>219344847Fascinating how strong religious institutions are in America
>>219344797lmao lil buddy got deported did he
>>219344753it is what it is I spose. maybe itll be alright there for a few days cause getting ropes out will be hard
have to wake up at 10, what the hell am I doing
>>219344888The YMCA is partly an outgrowth of this Victorian-era religious concepthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity
>>219344960funny how that came back
>have had a cumflation fetish since I was 13my life is over, I don't even struggle to talk to women and I'm quite attractive but I know none of them could ever satisfy me
>>219345100>none of them could ever satisfy meSounds like you're the one who's too low in cum to blow a woman up like a balloon
why am i awake? wtf is wrong with me?
tossing a baja blast in the fridge
7 hours 15 minutes till pizza time
>>219345124yeah that too, it's anatomically impossible
>>219345136i bought 4 cases of baja blasts
>>219345157i got a 24 pack from amazon get on my level
goodnight
High fructose corn syrup soda barely tastes like anythingYou need sugar in your MFing drinks
>>219345194gn
dadberg came to me concerned asking if im depressed because im sleeping all day little does he know im kicking it with my best friends all night in /cum/
>>219345213Could just have shown him the thread and read a few posts to reassure him
>>219345213We’re quite the crew
>>219345202high fructose is much sweeter it's sickly even. pure sugar is weak sauce in america
>>219345239hes seen the site before but only commented on the porn banner >>219345245true that homie
>>219345262Strangely enough all corn syrup drinks just taste like carbonated water to me
>>219345279the only think thats even like, close to high fructose has gotta be molasses or syrup you know? candy corn is way sweeter than anything made from sugar it's just a fact. you're from iceland so you're already on shaky ground but you must have had candy corn no?
