I'm a paid up member of Restore Britain

wa'er
pure wa'er
tastes of fook all

Done no work again award
Back to back winner

the MI-5 and CIA made up ways to spy on you thought samsung smart TVs

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They call me Dionysian dreamer.
They call me Wodanic wanker.

bob katter x ed miliband hardcore

>>219352078
They've thought up better ways to spy on you

rorke spending years banging on about saving the west and now he can't even be arsed to make it happen

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Had a smoothie for breakfast but Im still hungry

drop the age to 10 from 16

>>219352078
What mongo plugs their telly into the internet?

why can't young people drive these days? i've got about 10 coworkers who range in age from 18 to 30 and aside from myself, only one of them has a drivers licence

dude cody chill out and sniff this I pissed in a bottle and it ended up like this. what is this?
>>219352098
no they havent

>>219352109
not good for the environment innit

got a 720p 3D telly back in 2011, was absolute shite

>>219352109
it's scary

driving is peng you incels should give it a try

>>219352084
the hermetically sealed shut-in

>>219352061
Sorry mate, Restore has already recruited ex-Tory councillors

>>219352171
would have seen the iceberg if he was actually looking through the lense i bet

poor people should not have access to parks

poor people should not have access to parks

poor people should not have access to parks

poor people should not have access to parks

poor people should not have access to parks

Clapping like a thirty year old man who just discovered wanking

>>219352181
councillors are entirely different

>>219352109
>pay for lessons
>have to wait fuck knows how long to actually take the tests because of the waiting lists
>pay for tests
>pay for car
>pay absurd insurance prices for first time drivers
>pay vehicle tax
>pay for petrol
>pay for checkups/any repairs
cant be bothered. luckily public transport is great in my area so i can just take tram/train to most places, and walk/cycle if i ever feel like it

it's wet and cold

>>219352109
expensive insurance so i didn't see the point. remember when i was like 21 and was getting quoted 4-5k for some shitt 1L hatchback

>>219352109
I can only drive automatic everyone takes the piss out of me

>>219352195
'tis the season

>>219352208
:(

poor people should be ground into fish flakes

>>219352073
neoliberal values will prevail

>>219352066
Genuinely mad we have an actual right wing party now. Hows the guardian and bbc going to describe restore if they think reform are far right

don't get the jar jar binks gimmick

>>219352212
sup crodie

>>219352237
its heatherfreak, isnt much to understand really

>>219352226
they're going to ignore we exist as long as possible of course
the neoliberal centre needs farage to save it

>>219352237
Someone who's seen too many George Lucas films

when i went mental and was sectioned i didn’t post on 4chan. not sure why mousenonce and heathernonce and the like do it

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The sheep love posts like this

>>219352249
the perils of howard the duck

>>219352198
just get your mum or dad to pay the insurance, it's not rocket science mate

/brit/ will just vote for the Conservatives again in the next election mark my words

ai is pretty good now how is man still getting the ai images from 2022 with no faces and all fucked up

*files my PIP claim*

Haha, what's up crodes

could really go for a peanut butter sarnie desu

americans love typing futbol instead of football

>>219352282
Mummy kemi

>>219352309
prolly generating them locally because he's also making CP with it

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unc still got it

rorke downloading 16/44.1 flac files off of soulseek

>>219352259
whales don't rape people though

>>219352109
learned at 25 when i knew i could buy a car right after passing the test. don't regret the decision

>>219352321
How did you end up like this?

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women will post this and see no problem with it

>>219352357
>he doesn’t know

>>219352259
Remember some guy saying how only humans have boarders. Its insane how stupid people are. Most animals even domestic cats are extremely territorial and will fight to protect it

>>219352386
what's wrong umpetal? x

>>219352211
same, but to be fair you literally can't buy manual cars anymore unless you pick up some 90s model shitbox so what's the point?

>>219352109
1. Expensive
2. Public Transport is good enough
3. Uber
4. Insane waiting times for tests
5. There's just not much incentive
6. Autism

>>219352370
starship troopers

>>219352418
>Insane waiting times for tests
i'm sensing an air of racism emanating from this post

>>219352401
millennials had it so easy istg

>>219352427
Fucking hilarious spot

having an umgasm

>>219352455
holy shit

>>219352370
They arrest you for tweets you don't think theyd arrest people for joining the wrongthink party?

>>219352473
they won't political parties are the most protected class here

>>219352455
AI

>>219352401
Sam is married with children you homewrecker

rorke falling for it again with rupert lowe and restore britain

what's he like

>>219352480
They did it in France and Germany and those parties are less right wing that Restore

>>219352401
I was just reading LOTR you know

haven't eaten all day, no food in the fridge or cupboard
no money because i lost it all gambling
it's over

>>219352514
which one?

i reckon right
hear me out
we should vote for the conservative party

>>219352491
Rupert Lowe has always had more integrity than Nige. Doubt they'll be allowed to win anything but still dont seem to be Tory 2.0 like reform

>>219352515
on ramadan are you

might start playing call of duty again, is the most recent one shit?

>>219352515
good time for ash wednesday fast

>>219352515
giving up food for lent hardcore

>>219352534
best hope of getting labour aht init

>>219352534
Is priti still there?

>>219352548
nah lad i literally can't afford food

>>219352532
The Fellowship of the Ring don'tcha know

>>219352584
Reading about are Tom Bombadil is it?

Remember when you were somewhat normal?

>>219352226
>>219352247
They're going to do the same trick they did with the BNP and amplify farage to high heavens
Time to get him back on mock the week

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he's literally me

tom bombadill seems like a bit of a retard really

>>219352622
no x

>>219352622
yeah but i always considered myself abnormal back then which is weird

>>219352534
kemi badenoch is the most irritating tory leader of my lifetime. everytime she speaks she basically just calls everybody a lazy cunt who is only miserable because they dont work enough and we live in a welfare state, or to blame everyone else for immigration despite tories being allegedly right wing yet raising the number of visas handed out by ridiculous margins every year while continously pledging to cut migration. also, her being nigerian but forcing the essex girl meme is irritating as fuck, just act normal man no ones pointing it out

>>219352622
no
never
i used to be able to pass as a human being but i never felt like one

>>219352198
I don't get how people get these mad insurance quotes, only times I paid over a grand were for my very first car and when I got my first RWD bigger engined car but even that's pretty cheap now (350hp Jag for about 550 quid). Never had a black box either.

I'm schizophrenic and hear voices all the time they really do not end

omg bro i'm literally clav

>>219352649
that’s cool mate when’s the next book signing?

>>219352640
seconding this!

>>219352656
What do they say?

>>219352622
I remember when I thought I was but it turned out to be a lie and everyone else was just coddling me

>>219352628
do you also pay indians to spam posts about you on social media?

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>>219352663

got smiled at by a cute girl at the shops earlier and within a few hours i knew her full name and was perusing her instagram where she has many delightful bikini pics

>>219352656
it's fine

>>219352631
Just eccentric.

>>219352678
All sorts. Right now they're calling you a cunt.

>Jenrick says Reform UK would keep pension triple lock
Lmao

>>219352610
Fatty lumpkin

>>219352698
Bitch is FAR too ugly to look down on anyone

>>219352730
i hate pensioners so much its unreal

>>219352698
his best stream before he went schizo
he went politically correct after that

>>219352730
Based bennies party
No hardship for pensioners me lids

>>219352736
pointy elbows 2/10 would not bang

>>219352736
hope he sees this bro

>>219352730
Oh like the tories then

>>219352708
More a blessing than a curse

Get those pensions paid
Get the bennies flowing
Keep them taxex high
Keep the serfs slaving

>>219352778
Sometimes.

>>219352765
>>219352775
why are we pretending she isn't ugly

>>219352803
I'm bored

>>219352775
pancake tits
big nose
large forehead
has the uh "working class" demeanour

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>>219352730
WE'RE CATCHING UP FRANCE

WE'RE READY TO VOTE TO VOTE FOR THE PENSIONS TO LOCK TO LOCK

GIVEM ALL THE MONEYYYYYYYYY

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https://x.com/grok/status/2024137337274253366

>>219352832
chilling

>>219352730
Farage already said that isn't policy and Jenrick just said that without consulting him lmao

>>219352730
What's the restore position on the triple lock?

>>219352832
woah…powerful

>>219352859
"Get those boomers back in the coal mines" is what I'm going to pretend they said

>>219352832
decided to deliver my baby sister to the nearest kebab shop after viewing this image

Why don't we quadruple-lock the pensions

racist barn
racist barn

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boston looks nice

Rupert Lowe has a net worth of 30 million meaning the common tactics of trying to buy a politician or decant them from bourgeois life don't worry

Equally it's not so much money that he's subservient to and palish with a global elite

Just want a party that is anti-islam, won't let in infinity bomalians every year and isn't a complete schizo-boomer/christian nationalist basket case about everything else

The boomers deserve those pensions, they fought in the war you know

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Rorke getting fooled again

If there's one thing millionaires don't like it's giving them more money

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The double-digits are coming lads WAHEY

nigels networth is only £3m
My parents are nobodies and their networth it atleast a million
Nigel needs to get his money up, start hustling

>>219352897
hello 2016mong

>>219352888
Cowards in government won't have it

>>219352892
Too many of THOSE people (Irish)

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>>219352892
Bigger than i remember

>>219352920
They shouldn't even be responding to accusations like that as it gives them power

just want a bloodthirsty, genocidal, neopagan esoteric-hitlerist party to vote for

triple lock the jannies salaries

>>219352653
no idea, i assume it's because i live in london and didn't have my own parking. once you get those things sorted it tends to drop quite substantially

>>219352951
Thats what she said!!! xD

>>219352920
Fooled how ?

>>219352967
The Rorke party ehh lad

heyyy
got any... GRAPES?

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>>219352730

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>Driver, 84, who caused death of pedestrian in car park sentenced

Sentenced to… 12 month prison sentence, suspended for 2 years
And an 18 month driving ban
Lol

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>>219352967
Here you go

>>219352976
Rorke is getting fooled again for another lambast, gungho, all guns blazing political party that'll do nuttin.

It's exactly like that song Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who

>>219352992
12 months is a life sentence at that age

>>219352935
those celebrity networth things are bollocks

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771431214760993.mp4

>>219353015
It’s suspended, she isn’t going to prison

>>219352992
18 months is mad

>>219353015
so is being run over by a blind old bat

The funniest thing about Restore is Raheem Kassem panicking on twitter about how the beast he fed all these years has turned on him and wants him deported now too
Leopards ate his face as they say

>>219352967
all of the major parties support this, but only for jews

who

>>219353008
screaming only just noticed the cunt in full fash uniform

Afternoon team, eating a double decker

>>219353078
l i t e r a l l y who

>>219353078
wow that's really fascinating rorke

>>219353025
Great. Thanks for sharing...

>>219353078
just looked him up and actually all his posts are about yank shite

>>219353012
>another lambast, gungho, all guns blazing political party
Like who? True better just trust the uniparty

destroy all wogs

chuds are a defeated people
they have a lifeline and all they want to do is blackpill
deanos will save britain and rorke will still seethe a post on 4chan all day long

my willy is lost in a forest of pubes

>>219353008
Lol

The funniest thing about 4chan is Kateem Ismee panicking on /int/ about how the /brit/ he fed all these years has turned on him and wants him banned now too
Jannies ate his face as they say

>>219353141
Whats the lifeline?

they unironically campaigned for brexit by saying that eastern euro immigrants were bad, and we then immediately had significant rises in total immigration with an even larger proportion of it being mena/south asian people. hilarious

>>219353107
Farage's old advisor who he ditched because he was too extreme, wanted BNP and Tommy to join UKIP, etc
>>219353130
Look at his replies, he's shitting on Lowe and Restore in replies to people supporting them

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>>219347863
>Remembrance of Morgott, the Omen King, hewn into the Erdtree.
>The power of its namesake can be unlocked by the Finger Reader. Alternatively, it can be used to gain a great bounty of runes.
>Though born one of the graceless Omen, Morgott took it upon himself to become the Erdtree's protector. He loved not in return, for he was never loved, but nevertheless, love it he did.
wonder what crossed her mind when she beat morgott

cute muslim girl who likes white men asks if she could spend her iftar with you, wyd?

why are we so stupid

>>219353172
you know fine well

>>219353168
howl

then he niggered away
(nigger nigger)
til the very next day

>>219353191
Duhhhhhhhhh I dont know

>>219353176
Ever been outside?

>>219352708
lol

why do women hide their feet in pictures now, they never used to do that

mad how they'll have the full camel toe on display with the knockers falling out but draw the line at letting us see their trotters

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>>219353189

>>219353218
feet are worth more and reserved for only fans

I get a bad feeling if I don’t make my usual posts on /brit/, feels like I’m “losing control” in some weird way when I can’t post at my usual times. Luckily people enjoy most of my gimmicks.

Getting knifed up the arris

>>219353218
>trotters
Maybe if you didn't degrade women to the same status as farm animals you wouldn't have to wank to their pictures and would actually have a gf

anglo-saxon culture seems to exist only to kill, subjugate, spread degeneracy and simp for jews

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>>219353192
This you?

>>219353217
It's not funny it's seriously annoying having to live like this

>>219353237
which gimmicks?

>>219353237
Ktim when I'm not watching gay porn

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ISAbros we are so cooked

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Baby come back
I was wrong
I was
And I just can't live

>>219353279
why not both?

>>219353266
Just don't listen to them

>>219353008
omdz

>>219353267
Don’t want to say as people will make the obvious joke “nobody likes those gimmicks” but I invented some of the most popular ones and I maintain one of the most hated ones along with another big name poster (joint effort)

>>219353237
alri Titchmarshlad

done a lot of research and have figured out for 2026 the best age to be is 67

>>219353008
What the fuck is this little gang? Inspector gadget on the left next to a mod rocket, default boomer and the ghost of Oswald Mosley?

>>219353258
>get bombed out of mandatory palestine by jewish terror groups
>work with their newly established state once and end up with the suez disaster
>decide to spend the next few decades sucking them off
amazed we didnt just recongise palestine for the lols at somepoint in the 60s and then refuse to touch the region ever again. wouldve preferred some fun south american expeditions although the yanks defo wouldnt have allowed it

>>219353078
>Raheem Kassem
Havent heard that name in nearly a decade lol

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nth for the holodem

>>219353301
Grim

>>219353008
autistic freaks ahh party

Took a nap (lunch break) and woke up to a billion Teams notifications. "Please respond" "you there???" "This has been escalated" fuck off can't a wagie take a break Jesus H

>>219353360
>"Please respond" "you there???" "This has been escalated"
ktim to matches on dating apps

>>219353322
um based

saw a black guy and his chinese girlfriend in IKEA

children's content these days is bloated with uncanny content farm rubbish probably made by pajeets, whatever happened to soulful kid's shows like blue's clues?

>>219353303
Nope
>>219353336
How is it?

>>219353388
fuck off you’re lying!

hope scraniel is doing alright

Not sure what to do now team

https://youtu.be/4S4RfWeH9vA

rorke down for the count on this one

>>219353388
big brack cock

>>219353388
ngl I've seen the new chinese girls here dating every race
i saw an indian and a chinese girl together a couple weeks back

>>219353409
You are extremely mentally ill and cope by telling yourself it's all a gimmick

>>219353360
foy

wanking to Hinako

>>219353439
I wouldn’t say extremely as it is pretty mild overall, but I suppose they are OCD symptoms. I have a normal life overall though.

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>>219353322

rorke walking around town with a notepad jotting down the racial composition of every couple

Demoralising it is, this toil. Hope Iran sets off a nuke soon so I don't have to go in anymore

the fittest asians like the ones in porn are also cronem only

for timmy? it’s pang pang. best he cud do

>>219353461
Sure thing lol

>Jamaican neighbour is shouting at her children again

>>219353311
The lads as it were

>>219353522
Jamaican? That's rare these days

why can't redditors take a joke

>>219353522
Jamaica me crazy

>>219353493
>>219353534
who makes these posts? indians?

>>219353563
because they're all canadians

>>219353506
i've got the fleshlight that's modelled after her fannois so i'm spiritually cucking that bloke every time i use it

>>219353563
banned again are we

>>219353522
bombaclat yout tings, alrie?

>>219353568
you must be new here

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I invented all those gimmicks btw

Can’t afford to upgrade my RAM because they need it so heathermong can generate pictures of schizophrenic black men keeping a young blonde teen hostage on his couch wearing a Tesco carrier bag

>>219353578
no, just observed a thread where there were a bunch of them seething over obvious satire

>>219353603
why don't you just go to the local electronics store and steal some

>>219353536
I like in hackney there's loads of them

i love jews (african-americans)
not too fond of those fake larping jews

>Across all medical negligence cases in England, not just those involving children, it paid out £3.1bn in compensation in 2024-25.
That seems like a lot

>>219353406
steve was a schizo who spent all his time at home talking to his dog and various household items and writing clues in a notebook like he's tracking signals

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>>219353666
Witnessed

>>219353702
r a p e d

>>219353693
it does

Fourth wank of the day down the plughole

>>219353693
ARE NHS envy of the world

never wanking again me

>>219353779
proud

May have another double decker bar

london must be the most overrated place in the world
it’s ok but jeeez you can get ethnic food in any big city in the world calm down

>>219353693
Need to import more skilled doctors from India

>>219353803
all ethnic food outlets are money laundering rackets as well

>>219353851
you see rorke joan of arc was a woman which is an Othered minority much like blacks

>>219353851
they couldn't even get a french darkie to play her?

>>219353851
visegrad are cucks to the us empire. they ask for this

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>>219353693
lol

Do Restore admit that we live in a URINE NATION?

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>>219353719
Someone post the jester .webm, need a reaction to this clown

used to fantasise about building a time machine so i could go back to 1431 and rape joan of arc in her cell so she wouldn't have to die a virgin

>>219353851
The maid of Ouagadougou

>>219353803
povvo cope
i live in middle class white area without tourists and with large green spaces and good independent shops
2nd most significant theatre scene in the world
one of the most significant art scenes in the world (and it's mostly free)
only reliable place in the uk for constant great parties (admittably on a global scale this isn't great)
one of the highest number of michelin stars in any city
major art house cinemas and openings happening
beautiful architecture and absense of skyrises (albeit somewhat ruined by developments in teh east)
obviously it's nto all sunshines and roses and you need some cash but only nyc beats it unless you want a slower pace of life then u have different discussions

>>219353891
>fibromyalgia
Not a real illness

>>219353851
“Scottish”

>>219353923
great gay scene as well, eh deegz?

think my anus might be leaking

>>219352555
I always wanna go back and play the old ones but no way with the security vulns

>>219353932
Dont think youre one to comment on whats real and what isnt

>>219353923
not arksed am i

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>2nd most significant theatre scene in the world

why you all complaining? Joan of Arc was black in the end

Doctor was on the news yesterday saying he his bosses called debt collectors to get back money from being overpaid. His bosses never told him he was overpaid, and sent a letter to his old house 4 years ago.

>>219353923
ah ok it has shops and restaurants. good stuff.

>>219353967
scream

>>219353954
for the uk yeah
we even have notting hill carnival and a lot of street parties but cbf nothing compared to south america or even med
>>219353962
incel
>>219353969
lost literate povvo
(literally didn't evne mention shops lmao but that's true as well)

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>>219353385


>>219353478
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Whose job is it to make up these charts and hexarchies? looks fun how do I get into it?

>>219353985
>we even have notting hill carnival
wow brilliant lol

>>219353923
contemporary art and theatre is all shite. i’ll admit london has good galleries and museums though, but so do loads of cities. michelin stars are largely a meme too. but yes there are nice parts of london, there are also abysmal parts. like any big city or at least most

>>219353851
fair enough, doubt France has any more white catholic lasses left to represent Joan

>>219353985
fucking idiot dumb dumb no learn read write

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>we even have notting hill carnival

>>219353985
>good independent shops

get it made

>>219353923
>good independent shops
such as?

>>219354034
>>219354046
>>219354046

homealoneeverywednesdaynight

>>219354020
lmao holy cope
how low is your iq
>>219354024
uve been done
>>219354049
doxalvb einfo

so many indians in australia now even the chinky eyed lil chinese fellas are being displaced by them, the invaders driving off the previous invaders, would be funny if it weren't so grim

Landlords are scum simple as

full of wogs though

>>219354034
It's in the microwave, Rorke. You slept in

had debt collectors trying to get in my flat once cos the old tenant had some unpaid debt. Had to ring them after getting some letter being all like "we will come in your property and take your stuff to pay off the outstanding debt." then when i confirmed they have the wrong house, they just said "ok" and put the phone down. Rang them back an hour later to confirm i was off their hit list and the same guy who was threatening to take my stuff starting going "calm down mate i'll remove you from the list, why you panicking for?" erm probs cos you want to take my tele and computer?

>>219353923
>i live in middle class white area
Unless you're somewhere like Richmond and thus completely disconnected from all the positives you mentioned this doesn't exist in London

>>219353923
>i live in middle class white area without tourists and with large green spaces and good independent shops
Just say Hampstead it's quicker

Australians be like *kills the aboriginals*