3D tellies edition
I'm a paid up member of Restore Britain
wa'erpure wa'ertastes of fook all
Done no work again awardBack to back winner
the MI-5 and CIA made up ways to spy on you thought samsung smart TVs
They call me Dionysian dreamer.They call me Wodanic wanker.
bob katter x ed miliband hardcore
>>219352078They've thought up better ways to spy on you
rorke spending years banging on about saving the west and now he can't even be arsed to make it happen
Had a smoothie for breakfast but Im still hungry
drop the age to 10 from 16
>>219352078What mongo plugs their telly into the internet?
why can't young people drive these days? i've got about 10 coworkers who range in age from 18 to 30 and aside from myself, only one of them has a drivers licence
dude cody chill out and sniff this I pissed in a bottle and it ended up like this. what is this? >>219352098no they havent
>>219352109not good for the environment innit
got a 720p 3D telly back in 2011, was absolute shite
>>219352109it's scary
driving is peng you incels should give it a try
>>219352084the hermetically sealed shut-in
>>219352061Sorry mate, Restore has already recruited ex-Tory councillors
>>219352171would have seen the iceberg if he was actually looking through the lense i bet
poor people should not have access to parkspoor people should not have access to parkspoor people should not have access to parkspoor people should not have access to parkspoor people should not have access to parks
Clapping like a thirty year old man who just discovered wanking
>>219352181councillors are entirely different
>>219352109>pay for lessons>have to wait fuck knows how long to actually take the tests because of the waiting lists>pay for tests>pay for car>pay absurd insurance prices for first time drivers>pay vehicle tax>pay for petrol>pay for checkups/any repairscant be bothered. luckily public transport is great in my area so i can just take tram/train to most places, and walk/cycle if i ever feel like it
it's wet and cold
>>219352109expensive insurance so i didn't see the point. remember when i was like 21 and was getting quoted 4-5k for some shitt 1L hatchback
>>219352109I can only drive automatic everyone takes the piss out of me
>>219352195'tis the season
>>219352208:(
poor people should be ground into fish flakes
>>219352073neoliberal values will prevail
>>219352066Genuinely mad we have an actual right wing party now. Hows the guardian and bbc going to describe restore if they think reform are far right
don't get the jar jar binks gimmick
>>219352212sup crodie
>>219352237its heatherfreak, isnt much to understand really
>>219352226they're going to ignore we exist as long as possible of coursethe neoliberal centre needs farage to save it
>>219352237Someone who's seen too many George Lucas films
when i went mental and was sectioned i didn’t post on 4chan. not sure why mousenonce and heathernonce and the like do it
The sheep love posts like this
>>219352249the perils of howard the duck
>>219352198just get your mum or dad to pay the insurance, it's not rocket science mate
/brit/ will just vote for the Conservatives again in the next election mark my words
ai is pretty good now how is man still getting the ai images from 2022 with no faces and all fucked up
*files my PIP claim*Haha, what's up crodes
could really go for a peanut butter sarnie desu
americans love typing futbol instead of football
>>219352282Mummy kemi
>>219352309prolly generating them locally because he's also making CP with it
unc still got it
rorke downloading 16/44.1 flac files off of soulseek
>>219352259whales don't rape people though
>>219352109learned at 25 when i knew i could buy a car right after passing the test. don't regret the decision
>>219352321How did you end up like this?
women will post this and see no problem with it
>>219352357>he doesn’t know
>>219352259Remember some guy saying how only humans have boarders. Its insane how stupid people are. Most animals even domestic cats are extremely territorial and will fight to protect it
>>219352386what's wrong umpetal? x
>>219352211same, but to be fair you literally can't buy manual cars anymore unless you pick up some 90s model shitbox so what's the point?
>>219352109 1. Expensive 2. Public Transport is good enough3. Uber4. Insane waiting times for tests 5. There's just not much incentive 6. Autism
>>219352370starship troopers
>>219352418>Insane waiting times for testsi'm sensing an air of racism emanating from this post
>>219352401millennials had it so easy istg
>>219352427Fucking hilarious spot
having an umgasm
>>219352455holy shit
>>219352370They arrest you for tweets you don't think theyd arrest people for joining the wrongthink party?
>>219352473they won't political parties are the most protected class here
>>219352455AI
>>219352401Sam is married with children you homewrecker
rorke falling for it again with rupert lowe and restore britainwhat's he like
>>219352480They did it in France and Germany and those parties are less right wing that Restore
>>219352401I was just reading LOTR you know
haven't eaten all day, no food in the fridge or cupboardno money because i lost it all gamblingit's over
>>219352514which one?
i reckon righthear me out we should vote for the conservative party
>>219352491Rupert Lowe has always had more integrity than Nige. Doubt they'll be allowed to win anything but still dont seem to be Tory 2.0 like reform
>>219352515on ramadan are you
might start playing call of duty again, is the most recent one shit?
>>219352515good time for ash wednesday fast
>>219352515giving up food for lent hardcore
>>219352534best hope of getting labour aht init
>>219352534Is priti still there?
>>219352548nah lad i literally can't afford food
>>219352532The Fellowship of the Ring don'tcha know
>>219352584Reading about are Tom Bombadil is it?
Remember when you were somewhat normal?
>>219352226>>219352247They're going to do the same trick they did with the BNP and amplify farage to high heavensTime to get him back on mock the week
he's literally me
tom bombadill seems like a bit of a retard really
>>219352622no x
>>219352622yeah but i always considered myself abnormal back then which is weird
>>219352534kemi badenoch is the most irritating tory leader of my lifetime. everytime she speaks she basically just calls everybody a lazy cunt who is only miserable because they dont work enough and we live in a welfare state, or to blame everyone else for immigration despite tories being allegedly right wing yet raising the number of visas handed out by ridiculous margins every year while continously pledging to cut migration. also, her being nigerian but forcing the essex girl meme is irritating as fuck, just act normal man no ones pointing it out
>>219352622noneveri used to be able to pass as a human being but i never felt like one
>>219352198I don't get how people get these mad insurance quotes, only times I paid over a grand were for my very first car and when I got my first RWD bigger engined car but even that's pretty cheap now (350hp Jag for about 550 quid). Never had a black box either.
I'm schizophrenic and hear voices all the time they really do not end
omg bro i'm literally clav
>>219352649that’s cool mate when’s the next book signing?
>>219352640seconding this!
>>219352656What do they say?
>>219352622I remember when I thought I was but it turned out to be a lie and everyone else was just coddling me
>>219352628do you also pay indians to spam posts about you on social media?
>>219352663
got smiled at by a cute girl at the shops earlier and within a few hours i knew her full name and was perusing her instagram where she has many delightful bikini pics
>>219352656it's fine
>>219352631Just eccentric.
>>219352678All sorts. Right now they're calling you a cunt.
>Jenrick says Reform UK would keep pension triple lockLmao
>>219352610Fatty lumpkin
>>219352698Bitch is FAR too ugly to look down on anyone
>>219352730i hate pensioners so much its unreal
>>219352698his best stream before he went schizohe went politically correct after that
>>219352730Based bennies partyNo hardship for pensioners me lids
>>219352736pointy elbows 2/10 would not bang
>>219352736hope he sees this bro
>>219352730Oh like the tories then
>>219352708More a blessing than a curse
Get those pensions paidGet the bennies flowingKeep them taxex highKeep the serfs slaving
>>219352778Sometimes.
>>219352765>>219352775why are we pretending she isn't ugly
>>219352803I'm bored
>>219352775pancake titsbig noselarge foreheadhas the uh "working class" demeanour
>>219352730WE'RE CATCHING UP FRANCE WE'RE READY TO VOTE TO VOTE FOR THE PENSIONS TO LOCK TO LOCK GIVEM ALL THE MONEYYYYYYYYY
https://x.com/grok/status/2024137337274253366
>>219352832chilling
>>219352730Farage already said that isn't policy and Jenrick just said that without consulting him lmao
>>219352730What's the restore position on the triple lock?
>>219352832woah…powerful
>>219352859"Get those boomers back in the coal mines" is what I'm going to pretend they said
>>219352832decided to deliver my baby sister to the nearest kebab shop after viewing this image
Why don't we quadruple-lock the pensions
racist barnracist barn
boston looks nice
Rupert Lowe has a net worth of 30 million meaning the common tactics of trying to buy a politician or decant them from bourgeois life don't worryEqually it's not so much money that he's subservient to and palish with a global elite
Just want a party that is anti-islam, won't let in infinity bomalians every year and isn't a complete schizo-boomer/christian nationalist basket case about everything else
The boomers deserve those pensions, they fought in the war you know
https://x.com/RestoreBritain_/status/2024152296444092501Rorke getting fooled again
If there's one thing millionaires don't like it's giving them more money
The double-digits are coming lads WAHEY
nigels networth is only £3m My parents are nobodies and their networth it atleast a millionNigel needs to get his money up, start hustling
>>219352897hello 2016mong
>>219352888Cowards in government won't have it
>>219352892Too many of THOSE people (Irish)
>>219352892Bigger than i remember
>>219352920They shouldn't even be responding to accusations like that as it gives them power
just want a bloodthirsty, genocidal, neopagan esoteric-hitlerist party to vote for
triple lock the jannies salaries
>>219352653no idea, i assume it's because i live in london and didn't have my own parking. once you get those things sorted it tends to drop quite substantially
>>219352951Thats what she said!!! xD
>>219352920Fooled how ?
>>219352967The Rorke party ehh lad
heyyygot any... GRAPES?
>>219352730
>Driver, 84, who caused death of pedestrian in car park sentencedSentenced to… 12 month prison sentence, suspended for 2 yearsAnd an 18 month driving banLol
>>219352967Here you go
>>219352976Rorke is getting fooled again for another lambast, gungho, all guns blazing political party that'll do nuttin.It's exactly like that song Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who
>>21935299212 months is a life sentence at that age
>>219352935those celebrity networth things are bollocks
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771431214760993.mp4
>>219353015It’s suspended, she isn’t going to prison
>>21935299218 months is mad
>>219353015so is being run over by a blind old bat
The funniest thing about Restore is Raheem Kassem panicking on twitter about how the beast he fed all these years has turned on him and wants him deported now tooLeopards ate his face as they say
>>219352967all of the major parties support this, but only for jews
who
>>219353008screaming only just noticed the cunt in full fash uniform
Afternoon team, eating a double decker
>>219353078l i t e r a l l y who
>>219353078wow that's really fascinating rorke
>>219353025Great. Thanks for sharing...
>>219353078just looked him up and actually all his posts are about yank shite
>>219353012>another lambast, gungho, all guns blazing political partyLike who? True better just trust the uniparty
destroy all wogs
chuds are a defeated people they have a lifeline and all they want to do is blackpill deanos will save britain and rorke will still seethe a post on 4chan all day long
my willy is lost in a forest of pubes
>>219353008Lol
The funniest thing about 4chan is Kateem Ismee panicking on /int/ about how the /brit/ he fed all these years has turned on him and wants him banned now tooJannies ate his face as they say
>>219353141Whats the lifeline?
they unironically campaigned for brexit by saying that eastern euro immigrants were bad, and we then immediately had significant rises in total immigration with an even larger proportion of it being mena/south asian people. hilarious
>>219353107Farage's old advisor who he ditched because he was too extreme, wanted BNP and Tommy to join UKIP, etc>>219353130Look at his replies, he's shitting on Lowe and Restore in replies to people supporting them
>>219347863>Remembrance of Morgott, the Omen King, hewn into the Erdtree.>The power of its namesake can be unlocked by the Finger Reader. Alternatively, it can be used to gain a great bounty of runes.>Though born one of the graceless Omen, Morgott took it upon himself to become the Erdtree's protector. He loved not in return, for he was never loved, but nevertheless, love it he did.wonder what crossed her mind when she beat morgott
cute muslim girl who likes white men asks if she could spend her iftar with you, wyd?
why are we so stupid
>>219353172you know fine well
>>219353168howl
then he niggered away(nigger nigger)til the very next day
>>219353191Duhhhhhhhhh I dont know
>>219353176Ever been outside?
>>219352708lol
why do women hide their feet in pictures now, they never used to do thatmad how they'll have the full camel toe on display with the knockers falling out but draw the line at letting us see their trotters
>>219353189
>>219353218feet are worth more and reserved for only fans
I get a bad feeling if I don’t make my usual posts on /brit/, feels like I’m “losing control” in some weird way when I can’t post at my usual times. Luckily people enjoy most of my gimmicks.
Getting knifed up the arris
>>219353218>trottersMaybe if you didn't degrade women to the same status as farm animals you wouldn't have to wank to their pictures and would actually have a gf
anglo-saxon culture seems to exist only to kill, subjugate, spread degeneracy and simp for jews
>>219353192This you?
>>219353217 It's not funny it's seriously annoying having to live like this
>>219353237which gimmicks?
>>219353237Ktim when I'm not watching gay porn
ISAbros we are so cooked
Baby come backI was wrongI wasAnd I just can't live
>>219353279why not both?
>>219353266Just don't listen to them
>>219353008omdz
>>219353267Don’t want to say as people will make the obvious joke “nobody likes those gimmicks” but I invented some of the most popular ones and I maintain one of the most hated ones along with another big name poster (joint effort)
>>219353237alri Titchmarshlad
done a lot of research and have figured out for 2026 the best age to be is 67
>>219353008What the fuck is this little gang? Inspector gadget on the left next to a mod rocket, default boomer and the ghost of Oswald Mosley?
>>219353258>get bombed out of mandatory palestine by jewish terror groups>work with their newly established state once and end up with the suez disaster>decide to spend the next few decades sucking them offamazed we didnt just recongise palestine for the lols at somepoint in the 60s and then refuse to touch the region ever again. wouldve preferred some fun south american expeditions although the yanks defo wouldnt have allowed it
>>219353078>Raheem KassemHavent heard that name in nearly a decade lol
nth for the holodem
>>219353301Grim
>>219353008autistic freaks ahh party
Took a nap (lunch break) and woke up to a billion Teams notifications. "Please respond" "you there???" "This has been escalated" fuck off can't a wagie take a break Jesus H
>>219353360>"Please respond" "you there???" "This has been escalated"ktim to matches on dating apps
>>219353322um based
saw a black guy and his chinese girlfriend in IKEA
children's content these days is bloated with uncanny content farm rubbish probably made by pajeets, whatever happened to soulful kid's shows like blue's clues?
>>219353303Nope>>219353336How is it?
>>219353388fuck off you’re lying!
hope scraniel is doing alright
Not sure what to do now team
https://youtu.be/4S4RfWeH9vArorke down for the count on this one
>>219353388big brack cock
>>219353388ngl I've seen the new chinese girls here dating every race i saw an indian and a chinese girl together a couple weeks back
>>219353409You are extremely mentally ill and cope by telling yourself it's all a gimmick
>>219353360foy
wanking to Hinako
>>219353439I wouldn’t say extremely as it is pretty mild overall, but I suppose they are OCD symptoms. I have a normal life overall though.
>>219353322
rorke walking around town with a notepad jotting down the racial composition of every couple
Demoralising it is, this toil. Hope Iran sets off a nuke soon so I don't have to go in anymore
the fittest asians like the ones in porn are also cronem onlyfor timmy? it’s pang pang. best he cud do
>>219353461Sure thing lol
>Jamaican neighbour is shouting at her children again
>>219353311The lads as it were
>>219353522Jamaican? That's rare these days
why can't redditors take a joke
>>219353522Jamaica me crazy
>>219353493>>219353534who makes these posts? indians?
>>219353563because they're all canadians
>>219353506i've got the fleshlight that's modelled after her fannois so i'm spiritually cucking that bloke every time i use it
>>219353563banned again are we
>>219353522bombaclat yout tings, alrie?
>>219353568you must be new here
https://youtu.be/a6fbew_H7bg?si=AAeCZfwMBJ6RmbKl
I invented all those gimmicks btw
Can’t afford to upgrade my RAM because they need it so heathermong can generate pictures of schizophrenic black men keeping a young blonde teen hostage on his couch wearing a Tesco carrier bag
>>219353578no, just observed a thread where there were a bunch of them seething over obvious satire
>>219353603why don't you just go to the local electronics store and steal some
>>219353536I like in hackney there's loads of them
i love jews (african-americans) not too fond of those fake larping jews
>Across all medical negligence cases in England, not just those involving children, it paid out £3.1bn in compensation in 2024-25.That seems like a lot
>>219353406steve was a schizo who spent all his time at home talking to his dog and various household items and writing clues in a notebook like he's tracking signals
>>219353666Witnessed
>>219353702r a p e d
>>219353693it does
Fourth wank of the day down the plughole
>>219353693ARE NHS envy of the world
never wanking again me
>>219353779proud
May have another double decker bar
london must be the most overrated place in the world it’s ok but jeeez you can get ethnic food in any big city in the world calm down
>>219353693Need to import more skilled doctors from India
>>219353803all ethnic food outlets are money laundering rackets as well
>>219353851you see rorke joan of arc was a woman which is an Othered minority much like blacks
>>219353851they couldn't even get a french darkie to play her?
>>219353851visegrad are cucks to the us empire. they ask for this
>>219353693lol
Do Restore admit that we live in a URINE NATION?
>>219353719Someone post the jester .webm, need a reaction to this clown
used to fantasise about building a time machine so i could go back to 1431 and rape joan of arc in her cell so she wouldn't have to die a virgin
>>219353851The maid of Ouagadougou
>>219353803povvo copei live in middle class white area without tourists and with large green spaces and good independent shops 2nd most significant theatre scene in the worldone of the most significant art scenes in the world (and it's mostly free)only reliable place in the uk for constant great parties (admittably on a global scale this isn't great)one of the highest number of michelin stars in any citymajor art house cinemas and openings happeningbeautiful architecture and absense of skyrises (albeit somewhat ruined by developments in teh east)obviously it's nto all sunshines and roses and you need some cash but only nyc beats it unless you want a slower pace of life then u have different discussions
>>219353891>fibromyalgia Not a real illness
>>219353851“Scottish”
>>219353923great gay scene as well, eh deegz?
think my anus might be leaking
>>219352555I always wanna go back and play the old ones but no way with the security vulns
>>219353932Dont think youre one to comment on whats real and what isnt
>>219353923not arksed am i
>2nd most significant theatre scene in the world
why you all complaining? Joan of Arc was black in the end
Doctor was on the news yesterday saying he his bosses called debt collectors to get back money from being overpaid. His bosses never told him he was overpaid, and sent a letter to his old house 4 years ago.
>>219353923ah ok it has shops and restaurants. good stuff.
>>219353967scream
>>219353954for the uk yeah we even have notting hill carnival and a lot of street parties but cbf nothing compared to south america or even med>>219353962incel>>219353969lost literate povvo(literally didn't evne mention shops lmao but that's true as well)
>>219353385>>219353478corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Whose job is it to make up these charts and hexarchies? looks fun how do I get into it?
>>219353985>we even have notting hill carnivalwow brilliant lol
>>219353923contemporary art and theatre is all shite. i’ll admit london has good galleries and museums though, but so do loads of cities. michelin stars are largely a meme too. but yes there are nice parts of london, there are also abysmal parts. like any big city or at least most
>>219353851fair enough, doubt France has any more white catholic lasses left to represent Joan
>>219353985fucking idiot dumb dumb no learn read write
>we even have notting hill carnival
>>219353985>good independent shops
get it made
>>219353923>good independent shopssuch as?
>>219354034>>219354046>>219354046
homealoneeverywednesdaynight
>>219354020lmao holy copehow low is your iq >>219354024uve been done>>219354049doxalvb einfo
so many indians in australia now even the chinky eyed lil chinese fellas are being displaced by them, the invaders driving off the previous invaders, would be funny if it weren't so grim
Landlords are scum simple as
full of wogs though
>>219354034It's in the microwave, Rorke. You slept in
had debt collectors trying to get in my flat once cos the old tenant had some unpaid debt. Had to ring them after getting some letter being all like "we will come in your property and take your stuff to pay off the outstanding debt." then when i confirmed they have the wrong house, they just said "ok" and put the phone down. Rang them back an hour later to confirm i was off their hit list and the same guy who was threatening to take my stuff starting going "calm down mate i'll remove you from the list, why you panicking for?" erm probs cos you want to take my tele and computer?
>>219353923>i live in middle class white areaUnless you're somewhere like Richmond and thus completely disconnected from all the positives you mentioned this doesn't exist in London
>>219353923>i live in middle class white area without tourists and with large green spaces and good independent shopsJust say Hampstead it's quicker
Australians be like *kills the aboriginals*
