Robert the Bruce edition
>BREAKING — Rep. Lieu said Full Epstein Files Show Trump Raping Children.
robert the pooce
Janny, please delete this yank thread.
the burgers really are better at hungry jack's
zest
>>219356966It's so over. Nuclear war soon.
>>219356952get it knocked downget another statue of mel gibson in a kilt up
First can of wuinness down the hatch x
>>219357008yeah you already said
>>219356984the cronem
>>219356966>We totally have evidence of rape >Why didn't we publish this years ago when we were trying our hardest to send him to jail? >Uhhhh.... no reason
*pops head out of the janny bunker*is... is it safe?
>Sony Will Offset Soaring RAM Prices by Further Monetising PS5 PlayersWhat will you own? NothingWill you be happy about it?NoIs there literally anything you can do to stop it?No
>>219356952Outlaw King is a good movie for those who haven't seen it
it is all so tiresome
Just realised this week that a guy I've basically been working with for 6 months hasn't actually done any workFeel sick to my stomach because he probably gets paid more than me and I've been working my arse off in that time
>>219357036why don't they just get those slanty eyed lads in taiwan to make more RAM?
>>219357029Maybe because it spans across all parties and involves highly powerful and rich elites across the globe
>>219357058u've been done
>>219357036Starting a kickstarter to build my own chip manufacturing plant
>>219357059Because it's being scalped and hoarded by ai companies so people can make will smith eating spaghetti videos
>>219357058tell your boss, not us. we dont give a shit
>>219357065And yet while in full control of everything they somehow couldn't get this one bit out about Trump specifically?
>>219357021Not in this threadingtons x
gymskin just unleashed a massive aura pulse across the UK :O
The Epstein files are a democrat hoax which is why we've redacted 90% of the files
>>219357036>retards on /v/ actually thought Sony had their backThe state of those mongs
can't imagine being such a tiresome bore
Here's a concise video overview for "Clip: Yes Minister S03E06 The Whisky Priest":A Minister and a civil servant debate the morality of arms sales, questioning the role of government. Their conversation explores the complex relationship between ethics and political stability. The episode's humor arises from their contrasting views on government policy.
>>219357094The bit you just made up?
group of gen alpha dickheads on the train shouting and screaming in peoples facescalled them a group of gay cuntsthen the all started laughing at me and throwing crisps at me
Pig isn't even that good outside pork belly, roast pork and bacon. Muslims aren't missing out
Rorke was right all along until suddenly it's a hoax
John Cleese delivers a hilariously unexpected acceptance speech. The award winner thanks a remarkably diverse group of people, including historical figures and fictional characters. This is one acceptance speech you won't soon forget!
just wanked to a video of some girl giving a lad a bored handjob
eating a high protein diet is such a chore
taking a break to complain about women on /int/'s brit thread
Prime Minister Jim Hacker basks in the glow of successful Prime Minister's Questions. However, a seemingly straightforward answer hides a darker truth. This classic BBC comedy clip reveals the humorous consequences of political maneuvering.
>>219357149aha what is he like eh x
reckon i should become a gigolo because i've got a big knob
>>219357169>>219357165>>219357163>>219357149>>219357144>>219357142>>219357137saving all these top class posts for the new, were you?
>>219357165is there any way to make it less awful
James' butter obsession>Watching James toss off a whisk was not on my bucket list for today but here we are.James ignores Lucy's warning>James blaming Lucy for not warning him about the spicy sauce is the most dad thing he's ever done.James and Lucy YouTube chemistry>James went from working in a british broadcasted tv show watched by milions of people to satisfy the little ideas of L...James May eats spicy noodles>Never thought I'd see James May eating Buldak. Bless you LucyEve is popular with viewers>Love Eve with her tracking shots as James fires things to the bin
juul emptyfags gonenicotine pouches finishedwe're in the end game now
just seen rorke grab a man's willy in the atherstone ball game
>>219357186I got my good post out on the deleted new, hope the lads who saw it enjoyed it
wish there was a site like vocaroo where you could record smells and post them in the thread
>>219357186i don't have to explain myself to the likes of you
shut upjust shut up
Rorke gone quiet
caberge
>>219357208bizarre post
>>219357180Honestly, he's a national treasure wrapped in a layer of pure, concentrated chaos!He has this incredible knack for taking a moment that is usually "stiff and prestigious" and turning it into something brilliantly absurd. It's that classic Python energy-he knows exactly how to behave like a serious intellectual while saying the most ridiculous things imaginable with a completely straight face.He basically treats life like one big sketch, and we're all just lucky enough to be the audience.
>>219357221looks like a prick in that hat
europe is past the point of no return
hate that cunt who links to the old under false pretenceswe ought to form a militia to go round to his gaff and gang rape him
>>219357224don't see how it is
>>219357225is this grok
>>219357198no one leaves the couch until friday
Grok, show me my RBRS gains
>>219357234no he doesn'tbe quiet
>go round to his gaff and gang rape himdont threaten me with a good time!
john cleese moaning about his divorces
Had a really grim dream just not even remotely related to Iran, I'll keep you guys posted though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXu_eL3IhE
>>219357237and what smells did you have in mind? 2 months matured cockpong?
>>219357236>he fell for it again
>>219357221AI sloppage
>>21935725048.2% since march. Wow.
grock, give billie eilish a gock
um
The thing you have to understand about a Finn in his natural habitat is that he is essentially a statue that occasionally says 'perkele' when it drops its keys. But then, they come here. And they discover... cheap fermentation. Now, most people, when they've had a skinful, they become 'jolly' or 'unconscious.' Not the Finn. No, the Finn achieves a state of kinetic sculpture. I watched one yesterday in the square. He wasn't 'drunk' in the traditional sense; he had simply reached a level of intoxication where he appeared to be fighting a duel with an invisible, twelve-foot-tall octopus.And he was winning.He wasn't shouting, mind you. There was no 'hey-nonny-nonny' or falling into the fountain. He was just standing there, swaying at a forty-five-degree angle—completely defying gravity—staring at a decorative geranium with the kind of intense, murderous focus usually reserved for a professional chess player or a man about to dismantle a live bomb.It’s the economy of it that gets me! He’d managed to achieve total neurological collapse while maintaining the posture of a slightly melted Olympic skier. It’s not a holiday, it’s a... it’s a structural failure of the central nervous system performed for an audience of confused pigeons! And then he just... blinked, adjusted his hat, and walked perfectly straight into a canal. You can’t argue with that kind of commitment! It’s terrifying!
Men are being abused every minute of every day in the UK. It starts when they are young through TV, music videos and female celebrities. It is constant and only gets worse as they get older. Men are being groomed into this abuse, but upsettingly, they do not see it as abuse. Someone must speak out and raise awareness of this manipulative and coercive practice.Who is to blame? The answer is simple. The answer is young beautiful women.
Bloody hell 48 2% what exactly is rbrs again and how do I open a stocks and shares ISA
basil fawlty extra narrow sex arse
wanking to half naked Japanese girls
>>219357236You have my cock!
Do zoomers actually think Hitler is coolI thought most people thought the Nazis were freaks
Are we still talking about Epstein? That creep?
>>219357313they've got naked ones too, you know
expecting snow tonight xahhhh
>>219357313alri rivers cuomo
deeply inhaling copious amounts of hydrogen sulphide
>>219357211sorry
don't like JAV because there's always a weird little naked jap fella which I don't really like seeing
i love the olympics
>>219357270actually i knew straight away because the old thread was made by me so the link had a (You) on it, but i admit i was advantaged in that regard and may not have been quite so lucky under different circumstances
hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryH5cga0yUI
amazon delivery has gone past the estimated time but i can see the van outside which has been parked up for over half an hourwhat the fuck is going on?
>>219357364I like when they ship blacks in to shag em
>>219357374
>>219357374good evening umplum
Me? Listening to choons and necking ales.It's a hard life but someone has to fucking do it x
48.2% is actually crazy though
>>219357384bit gay
shitting and screaming through all the letterboxes on my street at 3am
>>219357376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8
>>219357385need a gf like this
this is what britain is about
>>219357407don't forgot to smash all the wing mirrors off
havent bit my nails in 2 weeks awardthey still look like shit
>>219357440dates are actually peng
cataloguing poo
>>219357250so what is this again
rorke getting dischared from A&E after getting KO'd 30 seconds into the Atherstone ball game
I will be voting Green in Gordon and Benson
daisy chaining my poos
gimmick idea: poo rorke
no more gooning for lent. edging is allowed of course
>>21935746925% Rolls Royce 25% BAE Systems 25% Rheinmetall 25% SAAB
giving up pooing for lent
>>219357420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXwYJyrKK5A
poo rorke into my rorke poo
The value of your investments can go up as well as down
>>219357393Nice mate, gotta get cosy
rorke smiling awkwardly as everyone sings happy birthday to him
chris eubank sex arse
>>219357526really?
>>219357392respond >>219357449
>>219357530classic ronke
>>219357530leftypol crying tears of gratitude
>>219357507how did you come up with this portfolio seems a bit random
>>219357526They have gone up and down since march, but currently after nearly 12 months, they are currently up at 48.2%
>>219357530leftypol not experiencing this because celebrating birthdays is racist and he cut off his family years ago
Grok, show me my each way Lucky 15 horse racing bet gains
>>219357507If it's such a good investment, why only 25% in each?
hipster music hour is it then?
>>219357550I still bite my nailsI let them grow once and it felt so alien well done though
grok give ruby granger a cock
>>21935757425% of what?
:)
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>bradders imageSCREAMING
>>219357600;)
>>219357594100, that's what percent means
>>219357574Funniest post in a long time
>>219357559past performance is not an indicator of future performance
love the contrast in tone between rorkeposts and leftypol posts
>>219357609um! x
>>21935761225% of what sum of money?
grok remove my sister's clothes and make her a futa
>>219357553cute :3
>>219357627whatever money you've got
>>219357440walking round 'scos with the missus and you blurt out "don't forgot the medjools luv"
>>219357635:/
*Hawaiian noises*
>>219357574scream
>>219357616That is true, however I would say 48.2% in 12 months is a much better investment than sticking your money in a 1 year fixed savings account for what, 5% or whatever it is banks are offering these days? Even if I lose money in the next year I'll likely still have more than in any other savings account
pooing shit out me bum
what's a futa
you wouldn't drink pint after pint of ruby grangers boot sweat
>>219357440those aren't rocky road bites
>>219357616yes it is
muslims eat dates when it's ramadani only know this because i heard someone at work talking about it
>>219357639exactly. glad you got there in the end
>>219357269could be anything reallybit like how you can put any sound on vocaroo
grorke down a litre bottle of off brand diet coke and eat a pack of morrison's bakery cookies
>>219357686FIFA ultimate team arse
>>219357676Your capital is at risk
>>219357574Great post.But on a serious note, it means 25% of my entire portfolio is in Rolls Royce, 25% in BAE Systems etc
off to ash wednesdayc u lads
nearly time for beddy bo bo's x
>>219357635grok can't do that anymore i don't think
Ngl this ale tastes like shit but imma drink it anyway x
can't lose weight on account of my mental health
sucking on a rather lovely vinho verde this eve x
>>219357708Indeed. And so far my risk has paid off by 48.2%
love a newcy brown ale x
>>219357159Ops at mcdonalds?
Anyone remember watching Prickly Heat in 90's/00's hosted by Julian Clary, Davina McCall and Denise Van Outen?
>>219357686it's what aussies call football isn't it?
right well that's another £500 on the preem bondsplus the £1200 a month PIP just hit happy xx
>>219357264ebin :{D
Davina McCall sex arse
lads what part of a computer to you reckon its equivalent of a bumhole?
The only thing they fear is Rorke when he activates Monster Mode
smoking that crap that sent kanye west
>>219357765500 quid?i only win 25 quid 50 quid sometimes at most 100 quid a month and ive got 50k in theretakes the fucking piss
>>219357765premium bonds winnings on the 18th yeahok
>>219357782a computer eats electricity and farts it out through the screen
Moe Simpson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqBmeg4XmY*dances my asses off*
>>219357800i get 300-500 most monthsbiggest win was 675
>>219357735Don't you have to cash out though
>>219357765Quit lying it's impossible to get on PIP
>>219357796they say you are what you eatrorke:
>>219357831What?
genuinely got less than 2 quid in my accountmight get into selling my mouth when this vape runs out
beddy bo bos
https://youtu.be/RKybAhTw8iE?t=393
>>219357857>2 quidOpen wide
>>219357824youre talking buillshite
Gave my info away on surveys for pennies and still don't have enough to withdraw itIt not right
Rorke locking in to the study playlist he created in Year 10 (it's all Two Steps From Hell and film scores)
>>219357916get a fucking job then! scum!
>Nursery teacher who raped and drowned partner's four-year-old daughter by sitting on her in the bath begs for leniency as she faces sentencinghttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15571277/Nursery-teacher-raped-drowned-partners-four-year-old-daughter-sitting-bath-begs-leniency-faces-sentencing.html
right hes had a mare there
>>219357916that happened to mestill want my £1.68 that i rightfully earned but i think paypal probably steals it if you leave it long enough
Back from Ash Wednesday lads.Saw a few zoomerperms there that aren't there only sundays not sure what's going on there.
>>219357928Bit rude, remember the human mate x
>>219357845Don't you have to sell the stock to get all that money from it?
highs of 15 degrees at the weekend get in
er
>>219357906how are your opps 3 years old?
>>219357973second sentence is incoherent
>>219357916could've made more wiping my arse
any gay man in
>>219357765Get the cans in
>>219357993ktim
>>219357990>-3 today>15 on saturdayits global warming gone mental
the evil thoughts are returning
tasty dinner complete
>>219358002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbrx5mGRw5M
>>219358036wish hed make his mind up
>>219358036is deegs finally getting extradited
Mental how much the escort sending me this emoji cheered me up and calmed me down.
>>219357982Well yeah
>>219358064
>>219358036Starmer's in a right pickle over this
libido has just vanished all of a suddenhavent had a wank in ages and got no desire to eitherthe fuck is going on
>>219357055she is so fucking peng
>>219358036trump getting involved in footy transfers now is he
They're preparing for war againHAPPENING IMMINENT
>>219358074how long is "ages"?
>>219358094week and a halfsomething like that
>>219358073>redact the email it's sent to>don't redact that it's sent to mr powell mug! haha
>>219357440should have bought the jordanian ones
>>219358084what are u on about
>>219358094since the iron age
europe will collapse within the coming decades and no one is going to do anything about it
part time jobs are not really that bad
>>219358063I hope so, he's too cocky
>>219358107Our pals in the levant>>219358126I'm worried about getting older and weaker.
>>219358126mad how we brits are the only ones who can save them but thanks to brexit we get to just put our feet up instead
>>219358041Music sounds better with poo!
>>219358074You on SSRIs?
>>219358084I want it to happen x
>>219358159Same. Will be exciting!
Mental the Brits had David Nutt sacked for researching drug policy after hiring him to research drug policy
>>219358074
>>219358149nope
>Dates, west of the Jordan River:[>Dates, east of the Jordan River:0~
>>219358181He said himself this is because booze is the widest used. Should correct it for amount of use
I'm a spacker on benefits. Nice to meet y'all. Anyone else a spacker on benefits or is it just me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THt5u-i2d9k
>>219358208£1400 a month and my rent paid for waheeey
>>219358126>no one is going to do anything about itWell there is... one man...
>>219358182erm why are you offering me the key you stupid bitch
>>219358208just you
Whats the rent on a place like this then
aff fae a CT scan to see i've i've got brain AIDS
>>219358181who was the man who did that report into drugs and then he died, I think he was also a Nutt
>>219358225James may?
>>219358181>David Nutt sacked
gworn t'pub
>>219358232you have to unlock before you put your penor in it
>>219358239i get this fully paid for on PIP and DLA and housing benefit
>>219358259at least its not gay aids
>>219358239these areas are never once seen
mine didnt come with that
>>219358267Sir Charles Richard Petty Bigham.
he's posting rap music !!
she was insaisne for ths
>>219358305was gonna say I don't remember that extra bathroom on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxcit`s Still .. Waster Wednesday .. not This papist `Ash` .. rubbish....
eating some cold chips
>>219358239If your apartment can accommodate a grand piano in Seattle you're a millionaire
Business idea: Live-in physiotherapist for a radio presenter's retired father
Kelsey Grammer is an evil ass nigga
New>>https://www.frasieronline.co.uk
>Palestinian Child Dies After Stepping on Mine in West Bank
>In 2013, Bigham's created "Swish Pie", the world's most expensive ready meal at £314.16, as a publicity stunt. The pie contained lobster, turbot, scallops, smoked salmon and oysters, poached in Dom Pérignon champagne, topped with truffles and a gold leaf crumb, and a side of Beluga caviar.
nigga name grammar
>>219356952my cousin got married at Dunfermline abbey where he is buried.although I think his heart got taken on crusade then laid to rest somewhere elseholy fucking based huh?
>>219358362what a mong lol
>>219358362
bigham's stargazey pie
>>219358362should have mineded his own business
right well that's him scammed then isn't it
>>219358362i am anti zionist but come onjust watch where you're going nigga lmao
Niles?
>>219358370
happy galentines day :3
>>219358390drop nerve agent on the hellhole that invented this
>>219358370How'd ya cousin die? :(
>>219358350Are radio psychologists millionaires in america?
wish i lived in Akron, Ohio
Oh aye x
going to have steak, chips, and eggs
>>219358419its just a fish pie you mong
>>219358413I know left is but is right also a well you know
>>219358382
>>219358370How old was your cousin?
>>219358419don't think dropping nerve agent on cornwall would make much difference
>>21935845012
>>219358424Say word? Tryna link up with Cyraxx?
>>219358419
>>219358431restore yourself back to /britfeel/
>>219358448:)
rorke downloading 0 byte .htm files again
love foidshate women
>>219358409not for me, frasierI've got tickets to the opera!*minces off*
>>219358431How do you feel about the fact we live in a URINE NATION?
>>219358431Rorke after his bath
>>219358431get him shagged
a male character could rape a young girl onscreen and women would still defend and worship him
>>219358448AI slop
>>219354046>>219354046>>219354046
need to win the lottery so i can be mega wealthy and live in luxury
>>219358485i right click and save as when i see something good though x
>>219358491I'll be waiting for you to call me when maris has a crisis
>>219358485bloody benchod rorke!!!! do not download the 0-byte files!!!!! configure your browser correctly!!!!
>>219358517I also deserve this
you guys ever notice there's only 1 black guy in fraiser
* coughs loudly *New?
>>219356952>>219356952>>219356952
>>219358540what a fine programme it wasfine programme indeed
>>219358513comedian wahey!
>>219358560>>219358560>>219358560>>219358560
>>219358556Make the new you lazy cunt
nova edição>>219355544>>219355544>>219355544
>>219358476
FINE i'll do it, just wait a second
>>219358580>>219358580>>219358580
Cam Winston...
>>219358540Most diverse of the semi-regular cast is an Italian Australian with a Shittish accent
