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I don’t care
Is this the one or will someone else bake a new?
>>219366881MILK NOW
is this the one cause I wanna post music
me as the dark spaniard
One day you're up and the next day you're downYou can't face the world with your head to the groundThe grass is always greener on the other side, they saySo don't worry, boys, life will be sweet some dayOh, oh, oh, ohOh, oh, oh, oh
>>219366965You forgot your mask, frog retard.
>>219366881Her name?
>>219366994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAptbOtZw6s
I'm claiming this thread under eminent domain
>>219367007cringe as hell
have to prepare my rotten browns for a dentist appointment tomorrow
>>219367007jason tier image
jason doesn't post here anymore its an imposter
Just sneezed and shat
Can't stop pissing
>what i ate yesterday500 calories>what i ate today890 caloriesstill fat
>>219367030oh, sorry.
>>219367065try eating zerozerozerozeroand see if ur still a fatty
I just took a Brian, and by that I mean I took a shit and flushed it
there was a short moment where yandex was actually a good reverse searchnow it never performs better than google even as google has gotten worsedo better ziggers
NYC's budget is $120b per year. GREECE spends $85 billion per year and they have A FUCKING ARMY AND A NAVY.
>>219367018What are you going to do with it
What board to talk about card games. Why does nobody talk about card games. Hearts, brother
>>219367095greece doesnt have thousands of corrupt jew politicians and an underclass of welfare leeches from latin america
>>219367091Google reverse image search actually isn’t that bad anymore if you reverse image search and then move the image over to their AI
>>219367107is there a website to play bridge on? i'd go for it if we can find 4
>>219367091yandex still works pretty good for me idk
>>219367080im gonna have to because i only have $100 left till march...
Did anyone here watch I am jazz?
canadians in /cum/ be like: bud stop discussing smelling my twink butt >.<
>>219367131good thing that's only 10 days
>>219367137Thoughts on candian farts?
>>219367132jazz inspired me to chop my cock off
>>219367118I wanna play bridge but only old geezers play it. Get tabletop simulator
a new study came out recently that proved there is an ongoing trans genocide in america.this isn't just internet posts anymore, it's real. i don't think there's hope for america.
Carney needs to send the neetbux now. Canadians are literally starving.
>>219367138yeah but......... still
What the hell is this, they removed all the flavours, so it’s just peanuts and raisins now?
>>219367145Did you feel the pop?
actually the patricians card game is gin rummythe one where you can take X amount of the cards in a discard pile, not just the top card
>>219367132no idea what is that
>>219367149gibmedats carneybux
>>219367157my stitches popped and feces started coming out of my neovagina
>>219367144I don't like farts or any gross stuff
>>219367173You forgot to dilate, tranny.
I really like solitaire but it's a solo game.
>>219367147i use it to play trench crusade sometimes.
>>219367158Actually it’s crib
Why is there always some faggot in /cum/ who talks about twink butts?
>>219367180In sweden we have something called "fisfest" its a party where gays get together and fart on each other. They go days, sometimes weeks without showering or brushing their teeth and just eat beans and other fart inducing food and fart at each other.
>>219367192nigga nobody plays cribbage, FOH
>>219367198People talk about what they likeSome people post about feet all day every day
>>219367199VGH this is what Sweden used to be about…
>>219367065I think I had about 1800 today but normally I keep it around 1000
>>219367199That's the most eurpopean shit I've ever heard.
Try and hate on this. This is actually based.
>>219367158gin is literally just a cheap imitation of mahjong.
>>219367199no way
>>219367233nice of Ford to let all of ontario tune in to watch our qt's humiliate the leafesses again
>>219367233Who cares about Olympic hockey?Still no Stanley Cup since the early 90s ...
>>219367095So NYC doesn't have cops and marine patrol units? They probably have more than enough people for an army and navy, but lack the formal organization.
felt like i was gonna throw up after running for a bit to catch bus (thought it was leaving like 15 min earlier than it did thougheverbeit so i didnt need to run at all?)
>>219367209Post about you knives and what you would like to do with them to other people!
>>219367242fuck mahjongg, fuck chicken hands, flowers, yakuman, tsumo, and fuck you
>>219367233any comment on today's result in womens curling?
>>219367233I thought it was going to be something based like announcing an improved athletics program for school kids
>>219367153This country is finished
Listening to Darkthrone and down with a cold. Comfy as fvkk. Thinking of making mozzarella sticks.
The trick to getting elected is to say you're gonna do things, and then not actually have any clear goal or plans to accomplish said things, but instead writing a vague manifesto about the city hall.
i drilled a ton of spikes on my fanny pack cause i just dont give an eff.......
>>219367253>Still no Stanley Cup since the early 90sMost of those American teams were mostly Canadian players. This is why the Olympics and International hockey is always more important to Canadians. When we can all play as one we dominate. Pic is active NHL players
>>219367253That was Montreal who won in 1993. Doug Ford is the premier of Ontario. An Ontario team hasn’t brought home a Stanley Cup since 1967.
>>219367271I'm not ashamed to admit I was cheering for the beautiful Italians over the nasty dyke Canadians who barely managed to avoid a humiliating defeat
>>219367271About the controversy or about the wins? I dont care about the controversy, I am watching for Gold
>laffs>1963>austin butthews>bitch shartner
>>219367270but dont overreact or anything
>>219367250What are you talking about lass, we embarrass you every time
>>219367320ACK
>>219367269This terrible stereotype needs to end. A plurality of knife collectors are not serial killers
I haven't eaten in 32 hours I think. Think I'm gonna go to the Turkish place during lunch.
>>219367319fuck you, FUCK yakuman, and FUCK chinese poker
I've never driven sober
>>219367301Your franchise owner jews are too poor to compete with American jews for the best players.
>>219367346god's strongest booze cruiser
>>219367340What are you going to get
>>219367233>incredible performancesthese niggas needed gary rules to beat THE czech republic
>>219367346Really? I got my drivers licence on stimulants and the lessons.
>>219367342it's not a bad game!!
>>219367359to be fair we needed garytime to beat sweden
>>219367340One day I went home and had a gin and tonic and everything instantly started spinning because I forgot to eat that day. 4/10 experience
>just noticed the worcester sauce been using on cheese and toast for last 2 weeks went out of date in...>july>fucking>2015
>>219367375that thing went bad between filthy frank videos
>>219367358I'm thinking lamb or beef skewers (comes with rice, salad, dzadziki type sauce and bread but I tell em not to give me bread) might get a lentil soup also, they make the best lentil soup I've ever had in my life. >>219367368Yeah alcohol will do that, I'm not a drinker but I've heard stories like that.
>>219367375thats what you get for eating stupid british food
>>219367375That explains your recent behavior
dentist appointment in 15 hours
>Leafs still making the “dey wuz Canadians!” excuseJust become our 51st state already.
>>219367375I just finished up my bottle last week that expired a couple years ago and it was fine but 11 years is a long time....
>>219367375Damn that's a lot, I have a fish sauce from a year ago but it just smells like bad fish like it's supposed to.>>219367400it's gonna be ok bro...
>>219367400Going to the dentist is one of the best parts of the year. Brush your teeth man
>>219367388Köfte, or actual chunks?
Bunch of winners here
Just shat. It was like a fist-sized chunk of hard poo just shot out of my ass. Very satisfying.
whats a nickname a /cum/mer gave you that you wish took off...ill start... glamcel
>>219367388Also is cacık exactly the same as τζατζίκι or what
I hate cavorting with retards but it sucks because I am one
Did Brian die in one of his rituals?
>>219367446Thoroughly enjoyed this post
just remembered that i already preheated the ovenhell yeah
All my poops have been soft and sticky. My butt hairs get crusty after a couple days if I don’t shower.
>>219367259why are you defending the obvious fraud and wasteful spending in jew york shitty
>>219367455Brian caught HIV from Matthew Zazueta at the /cum/ meetup, but then refused treatment, as he doesn’t believe in it
Six leafs in a row
>>219367463i bet you look just like that anime girl
why does this guy get more attention in your country than Amerigo Vespucci
>>219367468>Matthew ZazuetaWhy does he torment the /metal/ general?
>>219367469All me
>>219367425No the kofte is called adana kebap, I'm gonna get actual chunks. It's a really cheap restaurant for the amazing quality. Picrel is 8 euros and it consists of everything you see on the plate including the free bread in the back, without the lahmacun flat bread pizza thing. Same plate with 2 lamb skewers is 11 Euro. It's my favorite place in the city.>>219367450I'm not sure what it's called, it's this here in picrel, it tastes kind of cheesy rather than yogurty.
I hope my enemies get raped and tortured to death in a home invasion
>>219367477Is it one of the most active generals on the board?
>>219367476Columbus was a racist chud that killed millions, maybe even billions.
>>219367485how many enemies do you have
>>219367495Millions
>>219367473i look like this
what does this word mean?
>>219367495Maybe even billions
I know the colonel's secret recipe
>>219367491So-so.
>>219367503lobbying has that name because people wait in the lobby of the legislative areas to try and influence policy. it's basically openly corrupt interference with the government.
>>219367503tried to influence
>>219367418bro you knowthey found honey in ancient egyptian tombs and they ate it and was finefink 11 year old worcester sauce is likenormal even
>>219367482Looks good. I like Turkish cuisine, but the Turkish restaurants where I live are kind of mediocre, so I only really get to enjoy it when I’m out of town
Just got back from Coke HQ and have the recipe in my hands. How do I sell this shit?
>>219367419problem is diss is clearly the only worcester sauce i ever had, at least in last decade, so dont really know what supposed to taste like outsude diss wun
>>219367509I know the kernel’s secret popcorn chicken recipe
>>219367446phwoarmy fave genre of pooberghad wun not long agomix of like liquidy stuff and slabsasshole was spasming for like 15 mins afterimagine how it feels for gay dude to take it up the asshole
nth for my wife!
>>219367523It's my favorite cuisine after Greek. These guys that run this place are special, it's a big family and everything is so tasty, I can see the old ladies in the back cooking which is a good sign. >>219367531Buy a new one bro it's 2-3 pounds no?
>>219367464phwoarmaybe use toilet paper?>>219367477corr watched couple varg vlog youtube vids recentbuzrum n that
>>219367521>Egyptian man eating honey>Fucking DIES>They just bury him on the spot>Future niggas think honey ok though
>>219367519can anyone enter this lobby?
>>219367503
I've been to the year 3000Not much has changed but they live underwater
>>219367556nahdont wanna like get new wun and discover the old wun was rancidjust rather stick to diss wunwhat you dont know dont hurt you innit
>>219367563no only lobbyists can because they're wealthy.
>>219367556Have you ever had Georgian food? I tried that for the first time last year, and was quite impressed
Please go away Brian.
>>219367574what's the criteria
>>219367563He’s talking about etymology; it’s not exactly literal, although it sometimes does literally happen as described
>>219367580saw good georgian film few years agobout dancingalsocolor of pomegranates innitlovely looking filmadditional? hamlet goshnashvili wtever fugg his nametsintskarolike in herzog's nosferatuabsolutely beautifum musicand wun of favorite films
>>219367580No, but I'm interested in all of those countries cuisines from that region, their pastries look good. I used to go to this Armenian restaurant Erevan and it was very good, unfortunately it closed. They had great beef kofta.
>>219367595Bri’ish peepo eat beans on toast lol!
WELL THERE'S ONE THING TO KNOW 'BOUT THIS TOWN:NOT A PERSON DOESN'T WANT ME UNDERGROUND(that's alright, that's alright...)
Oh yeah I saw a nigga at the bus stop who looked exactly like ChudjakAlso saw a group of white girls walking together which I thought was cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96Ig2S0IbU
why dont ordinary americans, or hell even state investigation departments just go to the DoJ and read the epstein files? The transparency act was supposed to me like the freedom of information act, right?
>>219367587well yeah you need to be wealthy, usually a big contributor to political events and donations. you hire a guy and give him 2 million a year to wyrmtongue politicians so you get what you want. basically every congressman has a flock of 10-20 of these people at all times telling them what they want.
do cummers like anime
Spinny, now we know we were wrongWe messed up, and now you're goneSpinny, We’re sorry we neglected youOh, we never expected you to run away and leave us feeling this emptyYour posts right now would read like poetry to usPlease /cum/ home, 'cause we miss you, Spinny(Spinny, /cum/ home!)Spinny, /cum/ home(Spinny, /cum/ home!)Spinny, /cum/ home!Spinny, can't you see we were blind?We’ll do anything to change your mindMore than a anon, you're our best friendToo cool to forget, /cum/ back, 'cause we are familyAnd forgive us for making you wanna roamAnd now our heart is beating like the saddest metronomeSomewhere, we hope you're reading our latest, three-word poem:Spinny, /cum/ home
>>219367596>color of pomegranatesI’ve actually seen that on account of a course I took in uni. Quite the film
>>219367622Yes
>>219367622i keep up with a few seasonal anime at a time. into the hobby but not one of the superfans
>>219367346Are you a drunk? Or just a ruralchad?
>>219367622I've only watched a few episodes of Cowboy beep buup yeears ago and it wasn't bad at all.
>>219367631>>219367632Just got back into it and remembered how much I love Yuno
>>219367605i like baked beans
Is everyone in /cum/ white European??????????
>>219367630>I’ve actually seen that on account of a course I took in uni. Quite the filmi saw it too cause i someone who told me to watch it so i could understand christianity and i think i understood less
>>219367622I haven’t seriously watched anime in like 7 years. Even now, the only manga I read is isekai.
>>219367622Yes, but I don’t really watch series. I’m more of a movie guy in general.
>>219367616people are lazythey just wna watch soem retard rant about it misinformatively on youtube
>>219367640so do you have a girlfriend???????????
>>219367622I'm watching Dororo (1969) right now
>>219367661I don't need one because Yuno and I are happily married!
>>219367647I am Canadian :D
I'm watching three seasonal anime at the moment and Ive got a mountain of shows in my backlog
>>219367647go away mr lum.
>>219367650good film on christianity?spotlight
>>219367647some people dont consider bulgarians/greeks white so idk
>>219367668which ones are you caught up on?im starting journal with witch now to check it out but tojima is my favorite current airing show.
>>219367662I'm watching Jason's sex tape on onlyfans right now he sticks a ladel up his gaping asshole
One race; the human race.
one breed, the DOG breed xDDD
>>219367686>One race; the AMERICAN race.
are there talks about corruption in your country
Total shitbull extermination.
Israel is attempting to assassinate Trump and blame it on Iran.
One penis the human penis
Chicken drumsticks will marinate overnight in buttermilk, will deep fry tomorrow to make southern style fried chicken
>>219367702its the only constant
>>219367682tamon's B side, Android wa Keiken, and Osananajimi
>>219367702No, everyone here is truthful and looking out for the interests of Americans!
>>219367714really wondering how the MIGA base even exists at all after this month. Bondi's press conference was a disaster, senators and MTG are revealing damning stuff from the files, and now war with iran
>>219367686Are you implying that foreign or alien races aren’t human
>>219367718why dont you marinate it in fresh semen?
>>219367718is that kfc?
One rape the human rape
>>219367720havent seen any of those loltime to get busy
coyotes are having a yapfest outside
>>219367718nice
i still don't understand crypto currenciesi mean the part how you transfer ownership
>>219367746Its the same dish but kfc is trash
>>219367752looks like elton john farted on that
>>219367749tamon's B side is really good desu, the fuujo loves her idol,and Osananajimi has CF chads eating goodAndroid is shameless yuri ecchi and its great
>>219367759
word buttermilk makes it sounds nicelooking up what it actually is?awfullike what fugging mongolians drink wivout the alcohol
You ever tear your ACL?
>>219367604I’d say there are subtle shades of Turkish culinary influence in Georgia, but there are also a lot of things that are totally different from anything I’ve ever had before, which came together in quite a delicious way. Idk if it’s because they’re not Indo-Europeans or what, but they seem to approach things from a different angle
tbf i do like kefirlike how bubbly it isespecially when flavoubutseems diffrent innit
The government doesn’t want you to know that we humans are the actual aliens! Learn more at lemonparty(.)com…
>>219367762i'll check out tamon's b side for sure then.
>>219367774no because my only exercise involves walking to and from my bathroom/bed/table
>>219367774no but I tore my achilles tendon
>>219367774No, I nearly tore my elbow ligament throwing the javelin in high school.
>>219367774No but I pooped my pants
>>219367774I moderately injured my Achilles tendon once due to making a weird twisting movement while playing tennis. It wasn’t so bad as to require surgery (ie a full tear), but it probably took like three or four years to fully heal, and that was as a teenager.
>The fact that in a lot of the most important roles, that without a 10% black racial quota, black representation would plummet to 1% to 3% sounds to vast numbers of people, whether left, center, or right, like racist pseudoscience discredited by The Science.>The basic statistical facts about racial differences in IQ have been hidden from the public to prevent whites from getting rid of affirmative action because the gaps are so large. But now whites are getting rid of quotas because they assume that the race gaps in IQ are so small.lmao BASED
>>219367594Give me one job besides nurse and retail worker that pays decently and won't be replaced by AI = all Indians. Not even engineering majors are doing well. I had a friend who did a triple major in Electrical, Computer Engineering, and Computer Science at WPI and took forever to get one job. When he finally did after thousands of applications, he came to realize he just fucking hated his job. He was the only white guy there and his job was completely JEETED. He had to deal with jeets on a regular basis and they couldn't do fucking shit it just drove him the fuck insane that he quit and now he lives with his parents doing jack fucking shit. So don't even tell me "muh do a gay ass trade like electrician" or some bullshit because that's just an early death
new lana del taco song sounds like a fucking kate bush song
>>219367777From what I've seen they a lot of dried fruit like dates and pomagranite and nuts, fenugreek seems interesting.>>219367779kefir is so good
>>219367817I don’t know what her songs sound like.
for me?prunesi actually love prunestaste so goodand good for the poostein
>>219367817i only remember summertime gayness because it used to be blasted all over the readio
>>219367824nigga there is no way you havent heard running up that hill, they pushed the fuck out of that song all over the radio when Stranger things was big
>>219367839*radio
>>219367841Is she like Taylor Swift? I have no fucking idea who the fuck she is. I've heard that song by sabrina carpenter the espresso song I found it to be pretty groovy pretty sexxxy
>>2193678411. I don’t listen to music.2. I don’t watch normie slop.
>>219367833what expensive foods? nuts and dates?
>>219367814There are two career paths I’d consider to avoid jeets. Being a lawyer seems like a good pick. They don’t seem to have seriously infiltrated that field, and worst case scenario, you can just retreat to your own small legal practice. Alternatively, you could look at commission-based jobs that require people skills and schmoozing, since most clients don’t like being around jeets; commercial real estate, for example.
i think y'all are subhumans goyim low iq retards (with some exceptions)
>>219367867okay
>>219367867>with some exceptionsim the exception right
>>219367779We love are kefir don’t we folks
keep gambling on farts and I can feel the odds stacking up against me
>>219367881no, you are the sexception
Being sober sucks
>>219367867wtf bro
>>219367867not me tho i learned polish at uni
>>219367833Nigga can’t afford nuts
>>219367912sorry, i take that back
one time a level 60 polish warlock kept making me try to pronounce polish words and laughing at my attempts.
>Organizations that professionally track mass shootings using police records and public information had not, as of August 2025, published data matching the numbers in the social media charts and one gun violence archive operator said there have only been 5 confirmed transgender persons among the hundreds of mass shooting perpetrators.
I'll never lose weight if I keep drinking every day
SPILLED KEFIR ON YOUR KEFFIYAHDONT TOUCH ME BITCHDONT TOUCH ME
>>219367973nice try, alcoholics anonymous, I'm onto your tricks
why is mexico part of the general? they have more in common with the latam general. Should we kick them out?
>>219368004They have their own general too.
>>219367968People like to fudge the numbers by saying that blahpipo shooting each other over drug corners is the same thing as Columbine. Turf wars and other nigga moments are not what people mean when they say “mass shooting”
I remembered I still have Xbox Game Pass, so I decided to play a few games before I cancel my subscription. The price increase is crazy. I have been playing Need for Speed Unbound. I used to love those old Need for Speed games when I was a kid. Here are a few notes on Need for Speed Unbound>Really long campaign>Kinda clunky handling that takes a while to get used to>The worst writing and voice acting I’ve maybe ever heard in a video game>And the characters never shut the fuck up they are constantly talking>Weird incongruous visual style>Terrible soundtrack>Annoying and tedious police chases>Still pretty fun when actual racing is happening >Lots of good customizationI don’t recommend this game. Play Forza Horizon instead for a casual racing game. The new Forza Horizon comes out in a few months. Those games are so much better. Or play Need for Speed Carbon for a classic Need for Speed experience.
>>219368004How about we kick you out
Just gushed a huge fart
>>219367233i miss rob ford so much bros....
just remembered on saturday i have to go to the club... sigh
So go back to the cluuuubBare it all
>>219368046hair of the dog and wean off.
>>219368046how bad is it for you? i have a cousin who is an alchoholic who is always in and out of rehab, he has been struggling to stay clean for decades.
>>219367065Have you considered meth or cocaine abuse?
Some guy at work just got fired because he refused to stop vaping out in the open with his big dumb modded vape that blows huge clouds
>>219368046no
>>219368019remember playing wun of old Nforspeed games had like best graphics i eeever seen at time or so i thoughterroneous or notthat memory will always stay wiv me to the dying bed
phwoar may hafta fokker-planck a bitch into helmholtz levels of decomposition
I dont even know how you can get addicted to alcohol. Shits expensive and the hangovers get worse the more you drink when you gain better tolerance
>>219368081This is anti vape discrimination
Favorite disney song?
>>219368081i had a job where smokers got breaks but non-smokers didn't.
>>219368119that's illegal
Some aspects of the US would be improved if we adopted Bird First policies where we put the needs of birds above all else like the economy, taxes, etc. For example birds do better with sodium-vapor street lights and as a result humans benefit from the more aesthetic look of yellow lights at night
corrlove a good birbingtonshire
>>219368112only 83 files is kinda crazy
>>219368098Those games were super cool. I remember the graphics seeming amazing back then as well.
>>219368133>those moles Bitch needs to wash herself.
>>219368126The reason we no longer have yellow lighting is because jews hate you and want you to suffer. they hate anything aesthetic
Birds are my natural alarm clock. If you get up when the birds start singing you are in mesh with nature
>>219368133Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Let’s me suck milky me hungry! Mommy!
Peeing and pooping and cumming give me more joy than anythingMoreso than drinking coffee even
i think it's time we admitted we're all gooning right now
>>219368140Are the moles gonna wash out nigga
>>219368140What do you think moles are
Mexicans post like 4channers even on regular social media. They have zero sense of shame even on facebook they're ready to rip out some stuff like "fuck your whore mother"
Fart for me and I'll five you a toonie
huwhitoids
I've decided I'm racist against Koreans.First it was those Buldak noodles and now it's some takeout from a place I really like but it's only Korean food that has made me shit lava out my ass.It's so acidic it feels like it's stripping skin off as it comes out.
>>219368172They're disgusting and a sign of poor hygiene.
>>219368020this general would be dead without me.
phwoarlove a good covfefe
How are you anons holding up?
>>219368046Don't dwell on it lad, just straight back to the pub
Asians (not counting indians) look too clean and quiet to be racist against them. I can only be racist against loud and smelly races
>>219368221It's alright I just got approved for a small apartment so that's nice.How about you?
>>219368228To them, you belong to a loud and smelly race
>>219368228i can be racist against them because they are sneaky spies
>>219368046Go to the hospital or rehab. The DT can kill you.
>>219368144The early bird gets the worm but the hawk gets the bird.
>>219368221i'm pretty good. i feel at peace with the world.also what the other anon said you should share too.>>219368234congrats! will it be easy to move?
I can't get an apartment because I have 12 felonies and my credit score is 290
>>219368262The system truly is set up against you
>>219368221Ill with the common cold.
>>219368262How does one get multiple felonies i was under the impression it was sort of a one and done dealWhat did you do anyway?
ReviewtechUSA looks like he reeks of pizza farts
>>219368262arbys...
>>219368260Yeah I think it'll be pretty easy. Only thing I'm worried about is my home gym setup but we'll see.>>219368262>I have 12 felonies and my credit score is 290Fuck bro that'd do it
>>219368234Nice! Big space for your needs? I'm not too bad. I think I have strep throat so it hurts to swallow and chew food but it could be worse. I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.
>>219368262wtf did you do
>>219368140...what?
>>219368262We don't have felonies in Canada albeit.
If I had money like a professional athlete I would just give it to you guys
>>219368317What do we have, feloonies?
Good one
>>219368332First thing I'm gonna do when I'm rich I'm gonna buy my mom a house on a farm.
My legs are itchy can I get you guys to scratch me
>>219368335Hehehehe
>>219368348I'd get my mom some foot cream I think she likes that stuff
>>219368372Whoa cool
Eight leafs in a row
>>219368372freakin badass
I wish I had a wasian hottie gf. I would pulse chunks of cum inside her every day :)
Gonoherpasyphilaids
>>219368317>>219368335fagonies
I love poastan on /cum/ with my iPad because it means I can literally talk to you guys while I’m shitting. I am shitting right now.
>>219368412>CHINKS OUT!>JEWS IN!
>>219368412Get they ass
>>219368467howabout neither
>>219368466stinky
>>219368466I shit with phone in hand all the time. An iPad seems unwieldy on the can.
>>219368475Eye>>219368479It would be but I have a counter right next to my toilet.
>>219368502I mean I do too but it's not really big enough for a tablet. I have a Samsung tablet and I'm terrified of dropping it every time I use it (rarely these days).
>>219368521>>219368521New