Fate edition
everyone below me is gay
am bottom
Salvation lies within
>>219367240Yes you have to be careful but it is very good for inflammation, also I haven't gotten sick in nearly 10 years, during covid I was doing it every day and people around me were sick and I didn't get it, also common colds and stuff like that. I was around hundreds of people in 2021 and 2022. Look into it definitely.
aff tae bed for a poo
Fate makes me post my wife
I can even get an erection while doing a cold shower
>>219367306kek
>>219367313
might move to mt athos
get the posts made
>>219367306>>219367313>>219367327what's so funny friends
get the posts
>just noticed the worcester sauce been using on cheese and toast for past 2 weeks went out of date in....>july>fucking>2015
>>219367357just having a cheeky laugh in the morning
It’s almost that time
>>219367362if it was going to make you sick it would have
>>219367381
Shakespeare's grave marker:Here lies Bill
>>219367374>11:30pmnot that im judging you..considering making another cup as well. but its late.
never too late for a cup of coffee
Prick never told me which Doom he was playing
>>219367414it was an attempt at leebait but the guy doesn't know he only responds to mlp or barney shite
>>219367422Miss the days when this place was thoughtful gibberish
Cold hearted girlDon't hurt me like this anymoreI'm waiting by outside your doorSaying, "Baby, can we talk?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvH80tpiHN4&t=1swannagoaback
Stupid boyYou keep on begging but I won't let you inYou keep on cryin' but you know whatcha didI'll never let you back inAnd you say
>>219367457
>>219367399I wake up early
president toilet bog fart
>>219367457Why does he look so British
right don't all post at once
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kJSlcgA_Mz0
>>219367547fucking AIalso shorts should be Embed
>>219367535were watching nick fuentes
>>219367570lel, I wonder what annie did, she was probably a slut, I've seen this first hand.
>>219367570I'm glad annie has friends who care about her
>>219367570
>>219367379yeh its basically like ketchupdoesnt go off innitacid and thatlike it doesnt really taste offtho i havent had any other sauces to compare
>>219367398shit film>>219367414me?quake iii
>>219367621>quake iiiHighly based
>>219367645never liked those me
hi
the lenten kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMyyUVXKOrI
>>219367664mornin
might drink a million litres of beer later
>>219367690lying toad
I got my arm blown off in the war you kids don't know you're born
Anal sex.
wait wait waithow oldis gen A
>>219367728based
>>219367357penis shrinkle in cold
UK overreaching again, someone just needs to tell the government to fuck off
In bed. Farting.
>>219367281you've inspired me to try to get my tolerance back up to full on cold showers
keep typing out mean spirited posts and then deleting them me
>>219367547what's going on here then. 12 inches a day seems a little excessive
The more I use ChatGPT, the more I hate it. It's far too liberal, was asking it about the Chagos Islands and it defends Mauritius claim on them. Ask it if Mauritius should pay back the £3M compensation is received from the UK as part of the deal to separate the Chagos Islands and it's like no, Mauritius should not have to pay it back. Fuck off man
DO YOU WANT SOME LUCOZADE?
>>219367822Good to hear, dont rush it though, I'd advise you to start just with breathing for a few weeks until you can get the hang of it, watch the podcasts and then slowly introduce the cold gradually. Good luck anon!
cold showers are a meme for masochistic people
>>219367570brian giving poor megan and claire the ick
>>219367802You pay for FT?
>>219367899try it out
>mfw wake up and have to go to toil
>>219367930No I get it for free with my bank.
went back to windows for a week then fucked it off againwhy is it so bad lmao
>>219367886it literally makes stuff up to suit it's woke agenda then backtracks when you question it and tries to change the subject
>>219367886it's a computer mate it's not your friend
gotta get up for toil, today is dedicated to all my neetgods in the thread, stay strongx
>>219367932i have, there is literally no change except i dreaded going into the shower so much that i started to skip it some days
>>219367899and?
>>219367990ok
the bullying of bald men has to stop
it's time to do something I should have done a long time ago..
dress down thursday today
new drake flavored sprite at mac donalds but it cost more than it should so they just lost themselves a customer
>>219367936mental how it never ends
>>219368025can hear the horrible screeching and noises they make from this image alone
Good morning my beautiful British friends
>>219368042thoughts on north korea?
It's surprising how few people want to move to a tropical beach, considering that for decades every other movie presented it as the archetypal happy ending. Character ends up relaxing on a tropical beach? That's how you know they won.
>>219367984tried it for how long? >>219368042mornin
thoughts on Restore Britain
>>219368042it's not a good morning, I'm ugly and not your friend
>>219368025god bless the japanese, those randy little so and sos
yea this ain't wholesome chungus i'll check in come eastertide or iran war
Todays eats: emotions edition >breakfast Nothing, hope>lunchHandful of blue berries, mixed emotion>dinnerNothing, complete dread and anxiety
>>219368103why aren't you eating anything mate
>>219368073I like they have the circled area to draw attention to the nipple play
>>219368128they literally all look the same
>>219367994can tell diss dog klan>>219368025you know they started making uncensored jav nowhoneslty not a huge improvement coz jap porn so weird and jap men so feeble that it kinda is still underwhelming
>>219368136true, for me its the big tits one
hatsune minori greatest jav performer of all time imo
>>219368128good lord look at the chebs on the middle one
>>219368164umm maybe for porn addicts like yourselfofcourse
why do they all squeak when they're shagging it's too offputting for me
LIVERPOOL
Any catbergs in?
>>219368175all aggressively photoshopped obviously
first 'ffee of the day
>>219368192*raises paw*
alright can you stop spamming jav images now
>>219368163I dunno the one you're talking about but I like Aika
'zza for tea tonight I reckon
off to work lads, have a good day
>>219368226based
>>219368226I like the slurping noises she makes during blowjobs
>>219368116Dread and anxiety
>>219368271I've never seen her do oral. Not a fan of oral in general. She's done loads of VR vids and I prefer to see as little of the male performer as possible so it's usually POV missionary with me looking at her face and body and away from the man's bits.
why is the old locked
>>219368322That's weird. Maybe the FBI are using it to track that yank nonce so they can finally lock him up.
Mad how asl used to mean age sex location but now it means as hell, even though it makes no sense.
>>219368357I remember age/sex/location can't ask people that now cos of woke
18, f, California
>>219368258Can you please warn us next time
going to brush my teeth
>>219368392what
>>219368417You can just post a pony if you want a 3 day vacation. It's unreal how quickly they show up.
cuck final boss
>>219368322wtf it is weird
>https://open.spotify.com/album/4oniyB3TRFhjglVSqVgy9e
> Tucker Carlson 'DETAINED' in Israel: Journalist 'dragged into interrogation room'
>>219368055bourne has my favorite seaside ending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8SiJDBcsVk
>>219368445
>>219368322Keir Starmers special orders
>>219368533toby no
Who remembers this one:My little pony Skinny and bonyMade out of plastic Walks like a spastic
love how the mods literally lock the other thread because of some retarded lee impersonator but let jav porn and webms of people playing with horse cock just ride in this threadgreat moderation definitely not a shithole site in decline
my tummy's not been very good of latethink i need to cut down on the dairy
>>219368322probably because so many posts got deleted, it was no longer past bump limit and janny didn't want it resurrected
Japanese cyclops with a talking nipple. They really have covered every fetish over there
>>219368390
>>219368533>>219368564>>219368608toby no.
Come on less of the horse willies please it's not even half past seven there's people eating breakfast
>>219368633pretty sure it's tobyhe's been obsessed with horse willies lately but he assures us he's NOT gay
Morning lads
>>219368583Get that fermented stuff in you. Kimchi and sauerkraut. Just a couple of tablespoons of one or the other with dinner and tea. And oats and yoghurt and a banana for breakfast. I'm semi-obsessed with prebiotics and probiotics these days and if it wasn't for the booze my guts would be 100%, 24/7. As it is I'm hardly getting any hangovers because my gut is filled with good bacteria. Not just good, the best. The SAS of gut bacteria.
The wife about the slice a [REDACTED]'s head clean off
>>219368733Post belly
momberg said get off the game
>>219368776It's a big fat horrible belly at the moment ngl because of all the beer I drink. And I don't exercise. It usually feels quite healthy though, and it's a lot better than when I was eating junk.
Muslim rorke be like: I only have one wife, I'm such an unlovable incel
The escort also sent me this emoji in her last message. Is this a good sign?
>>219368821it's ramadan, show some fucking respect
>>219368845Oh yeah it means you'll get a discount next time. Just scan that emoji at checkout
what prompt should l use for my next AI created erotica story?
being racist to a footballer is literally the worst crime possible you can commit
>>219368865Literally zero proof he was racist
>>219368865It's probably not but it's also objectively horrible so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make other "I'm pro racism "
Spanish boots of Spanish leather
>>219368865How so
>>219368892
>>219368908Ludicrous response from an unserious racist
>>219368921
>>219368733i think you gave me advice not too long ago when i had sauerkraut for the first time and it made my stomach feel bloated. i've had it a couple of times since without any issues whatsoever so i'm going to work my way up to having a spoonful a day. so thank you
>>219368940He's lying, you have to put probiotics up your bum for them to work, they don't make it past the stomach otherwise
>>219368892He's probably referring to an incident of racism to which people overreacted (in his opinion)>>219368865What was it this time? 2 years in prison for a Facebook post that hurt someone's feelings?
we're closer to 2030 than 2020
>>219368963He's referring to alleged incident of racism in a football match which to date no action whatsoever has been takenSome punishment for the worst crime you can imagine
>>219368959and? where else would i be putting the sauerkraut
>>219368959You have bacteria aiding digestion at every stage, from the mouth downward. It's not just in the colon. There's miles of intestines before you reach the stomach. This doesn't s what I've been led to believe anyway. If I'm wrong then I'm not lying, I'm mistaken. Big difference. But I don't think I am wrong.
> What was it this time? 2 years in prison for a Facebook post that hurt someone's feelings?
Using my vast experience of playing euro truck simulator to critique the driving of actual lorry drivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPWcHUTyrbAI've learned nothing
>>219369011Are you saying that doesn't happen? It's hard to tell what you're trying to communicate here. Can you try to be a bit clearer?
Going nutters without nicotine, it’s only been 2 days. Feel fucking awful
>>219369098Have an apple
>>2193690982 days? try 33 years! *starts shaking uncontrollably*
>>219369098Smoke some weed
>>219369098
sir lil peep
>>2193690982 days is huge. congrats
Dysphoria is hitting hard this morning
Can't believe it's Friday already
spotted dick
spotted a dick
>>219369059Yes that’s what I’m saying. Find me one example of someone being locked up for 2 years for ‘a Facebook post that hurt someone’s feelings’ just one
Will you ever preserve?Will you ever exhume? Will you watch petals shed from flowers in bloom?
Woke up to the missus on her side, being stretched by a BBC from behind
>>219369244weirdo
>>219369244blimey did you call the police?
Anybody want to sniff her pooey bumhole?
joe biden
You ever notice certain runtoids at work are literally constantly coughing?Doesn't matter what time of year, every day they have a coughing fit.
>>219369273>>219369227Pipe down little man, get back to work
>>219369098on the nicotine rn aha
>>219369273long covid
>>219369256But it was Parking Pataweyo..
As a man, I have been made to feel uncomfortable on hundreds of occasions because of the outfit worn by a woman. Large ripe breasts on display barely contained by the fabric of a dress. Splits on dresses that take the eye on a journey up a smooth leg, beyond the thigh and to the bare flesh of a hip. Leggings so tight that a shapely pudendum can be admired. The sneaky thong peeking above the waistline of a tight pair of jeans. And who can forget the fixation of rock hard nipples poking through a thin t-shirt when a sudden chill hits. It is commonly accepted that most abusers do not see themselves as abusers.
>>219369326I just look as much as I want
cloggy you should really be sectioned
Too facking cold to do anything
19 minutes into toil and I might kms myself
Got the poo on
opening facebook for 2 minutes at the start of the day is great it reminds me that everyone in my area is a wanker and that we should all be nuked by russia immediately
>Tech platforms would have to remove intimate images which have been shared without consent within 48 hours, under a proposed UK law.Sir Keir is not messing around
>>219369393>facebook in 2026
I work for rorke
put your back into it, the line must go up
We defeated the wrong enemy in ww2
remember when the pensioners were freezing to death remember when the kids were starving to death
Imagine the flatulence.
Imagine, if you will, sucking on her perfect pink nipples
>>219369556ok now what
>>219369582That's itThat's the post
Muslim leftypolBa'athypol
>>219369363In a BBC breeding camp for young white women where I can goon nonstop
>>219369620Gets to a point where it's sort of bordering on ziedbelg levels of pathetic
okay so the new just dropped >>>/gif/30284561>>>/gif/30284561>>>/gif/30284561
>>219369287You're brown
>>219369669How so?
>I'm pro racism
>>219369668that's not the new!
rorke be like 'vote reform we need suella braveman back in power'
>>219369708what did she do wrong?
Right so that’s me fallen in love with a girl and told her all me secrets and that and spent all me time with her then she says she don’t want to date me and that. Lovely jubley
>>219369726Never experienced this meFirst woman I opened up to went on to become my wife aha
had quite enough of living
>>219369741Lovely mate, hope you continue to have a good life with her. We all deserve that as long as you treat her well
Imagine you could control other people's bowels so you could be in a coffee shop sat near some cute girl and you just make her drop the loudest smelliest fart ever.
>>219369760
>>219369181/lgbt/ broken?
what if you had a daughter and she became a slag?
>>219369780I wouldn't have a slag daughter because it's the parents' fault for not bringing her up right if she becomes a slag
right
right well I'm not going to NOT wank to that am I
*like Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks*TOOOBBBBYYYYY!!!
um
>>219369807what if you didn't bring her up right because you couldn't be arsed?
big wankbig pooi really need a (You)
>>219369853(You)
>>219369631Hell no
>>219369881ziedbelg also has several rituals which he undertakes that are about his single fetish.
1. Primal/Instinctual EnergyPeter Gabriel – “Shock the Monkey”:The monkey represents raw emotion, instinct, and suppressed desires. The tribal face paint amplifies the idea of a primal, almost ritualistic energy. The video frames this against a sterile, modern office space—symbolic of repression and societal rules.KMFDM:Often taps into aggressive, primal energy through pounding industrial beats and confrontational visuals. Lyrics and imagery focus on revolt, breaking societal norms, and letting raw human instinct emerge against mechanized or controlled systems.Basement Jaxx – “Where’s Your Head At”:The video literally shows scientists with monkey heads controlling humans, flipping the idea of control and instinct. The repetitive “Where’s your head at?” lyric echoes a call to awaken awareness or primal thought, disrupting the expected “rational” order.
i don't like people who say screencap instead of screenshot
New>>219369898
Got a leak in my garage, which I was gonna fix but the rain is washing away all my jizz stains on the padded floor so I might not bother...
Just went through a red light at the roadworks now I know what it feels like to be a gangster
Need to get up and do a poo and have a shower
alvin simon theodore doot doot doodoodoodoot doot doot doodoodoodoot
>>219369918
Thats it I'm printing the screen
