cube edish
Did you know that /rus/ has been up since Monday morning?>>219292426>>219292426>>219292426
anyone been to lost club in london? supposedly they didn't let diego in so i'm interested to go now10-6am tomorrow night25 quid on the door
>>219372153I come from a long line of dossers so it was important for my ancestors to distinguish varying shades of red in the faces of seething toilmongs
nth for the holodem
Genuinely grow up you unfunny spastics
Who's the most famous /brit/izen?
>>219372187
>>219372205only thing you'll lose in there is your anal virginity
>>219372217190
>>219372217Me. Anon
>>219372226is that what the infamous powder room is about?
>>219372217his eminence the shiek al-britaini
>>219372217Jimmy Carr used to post here
>>219372230Poweful...
damn baby that pussy neolithic cos it rocks
nth for Yuno Gasai
>>219372230that's brilliant
>>219372230Isnt there a literal public holiday named after one of these 3?
>>219372217Limmy
>>219372230This image shows a man wearing a hooded denim jacket, similar in style to the washed jersey hooded denim jackets available from retailers like George at ASDA or featuring a casual street style similar to brands such as Shein and Sinsay. >>219372272
>>219372230*paints the actual painting completely white*
>>219372217Jimmy Carter used to post here
>>219372250Alan Carr, not Jimmy you gimp
>>219372217i unironically have 2 premier league appearances
>>219372217Alan Carr used to post here
>>219372272Rita Ora can fuck off too
>>219372274Does Limmy really
drinking a coffee right this second SLURP mmmmmm ahhhh yummy
wonder how leftypol would feel if he raised his kids and china as literally no one would consider them chinese unapologetically
>>219372300Limmy would have a fucking woke heartattack after 5 minutes on /brit/
don't care what the other french said, i stand by RDR2
>>219372217Louis XIV was one of /brit/‘s earliest French posters.
>>219372272Dua Lipa literally posts maps of greater albania with a definition of the word autocthonus
>>219372301ohh shit we gotta real beanhead in here this morning
>>219372320it was shit, take off the nostalgia goggles zoomer
chapsam I mental or are allergies more of a middle class thing? All the posh kids at school were allergic to nuts or gluten or whatever the fuckDeano and Tyler could eat metal and they'd be just fine.Why is Tarquin's immune system so soft?
>>219372292>>219372297How did that come out? Did he dox himself?
Rockstar makes shite for the lower class
RDR2 was fucking boring but at least it was fun
>>219372333Generally less exposure to danger over generations due to being rich and pampered
>>219372318the prototypical whinging scotsman
>>219372331millennial *coofs*
>>219372217I've got an i10-index of ~200
Did you see andrew got nicked
>>219372333>am I mental or are allergies more of a middle class thing?Yes you are mental.
>>219372351what
>>219372334Why are white men doing this to themselves
>>219372333Knew a kid in school that was allergic to latex and he was poor as dirt
>>219372298After you rorke >>219372327She's a gunner and sings good chunes, she's staying rorke
>>219372356Not really, posh kids get exposed to far more food than chips-and-beans mongos
life in prison for andrewstein
>>219372373I'll take my apology in writing, ta xx
>>219372333lower class children just asphyxiate while their parents are distracted watching TV and playing scratchcards and smoking fags and drinking cider so they never make it to school
the working class just muddle throughmiddle class gets their kids tested
Am I mental?
RDR2 was woke too. Every slave in the game was somehow a master genius, witty and charming. And Arthur was like welllll i personally support BLM and george floyd ya hear
>>219372336Hes a chatty man
>>219372391Not saying we're definitely going to deport her, just saying she's not British
>>219372413>Every slave in the game was somehow a master genius, witty and charmingyou /v/niggas just make shit up to get angry at
>>219372393Why are you equating danger to food? In general poor people will have dealt with more disease and ailment over generations and thus adapted with more resilient genetics
>>219372331I wouldnt say it was shit. But i still agree with most of your compliants.
>>219372333Allergies are an autoimmune issue related to an overactive immune system, and it can relate to a lack of exposure to typical allergens as a child. Growing up, I had a richfag friend who had a live-in maid who always kept everything spick and span. He ended up developing a debilitating dust allergy, as his immune system overreacted to the tiniest amount of dust; it wasn’t used to it.
patiently waking for woke to make black tarzan
>>219372413you could kill that feminist though
>>219372410
>>219372413And all the white people couldn't jump!!
>>219372424multiple scenes of this happening. all black NPCs are super intelligent chads and all the whites are mentally ill hillbillies. It was woke mate
I stopped playing WOKE rdr2 when my character announced he supported posting the ponies
>>219372418Do you mean he posted “I’m Alan Carr” to /brit/, or he revealed his sordid past as a /brit/poster in an interview
The grand old Duke of York. He had 12 million quid. Gave it to someone he’d never met. For something he never did
I'm done skipping classes with you.
>>219372432>In general poor people will have dealt with more disease and ailment over generations and thus adapted with more resilient geneticsWhat the fuck does that have to do with allergies? You don't have more "resilience" against allergies just because your ancestors (allegedly) dealt with more disease (not true at all by the way and you can't prove it)
would you lads every marry a latinx
>>219372454keep it in reddit next time yeah? this is a pro andrew general
>>219372464nah
>>219372464i would never marry
>>219372333>am I mental or are allergies more of a middle class thing?You're just a bit dimLower class retards eat the same beige shite all dayThey'll never discover that they're allergic to shellfish or tree nuts
>>219372437no that's racist
lovely scottish plumper at the olympics
>>219372442No wokeness detected by me. I’ve only seen like five black NPCs in the game and one of them kept getting bit by a rattlesnake like three different times.
>>219372464already marriedgif related
>>219372460You're saying there's zero correlation between genetics and allergies?
you lot seem particularly pissy and nasty this noonwhatever could be the matter
>>219372187RUPERT LOWE will save Britain.
>>219372432Given that allergies are a side effect of a hyper-vigilant immune system, groups who are exposed to more disease over many generations ought to be more likely to have allergies. Maybe it’s got something to do with old money bourgeois having toughed it out in disgusting cities for longer, whereas poorfags are more likely to be more recent arrivals from the countryside, if this allergy class divide is indeed real.
>>219372501No
>>219372504I know lol
Niko Bellic in GTA 4 was woke too. A completely improbable, borderline homoerotic relationship with the Jamaican Jacob. There would be times where Jacob would be like ayyy battyman pussyole fuck off niko ya hear? and niko would always be like ha ha okkk jacob my friend see u around!!
>>219372466shame he's been arrested and will promptly be locked up in noncejail for a million years then innit
>>219372464While I’d strongly prefer my own people, I’d consider an Iberian woman. I would not consider an Aztec woman.
what would happen if a snake bit my bollocks
So you're saying?Are you implying that?You really think?Wow do you think that?Lmao you believe?
>>219372503this place is always catty, nasty and at each others throats. Same with /britfeel/ and brit/pol/ too from what i've seenmust be a british thing
Reckon this allergy thing is just chemtrails, big pharma making millions selling generic antihistamines
little rorke getting a stiffy playing GTA4 and not knowing why
>>219372504https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg
>>219372530There's only one way to find out FIIIGGHHHTTTT
>>219372503its the half term, school college and uni are out
>>219372530*sucks profusely*
>>219372413/brit/ enjoyed gunning down those KKK mofo, you don't belong here rorke
>>219372481ThisHard to find out you're allergic to anything when your diet consists of potato waffles and beans
>>219372530Gender confirmation surgery
RDR2 played the game for you. BORING
America saving our arse once again>The US government is launching a web portal allowing Europeans to bypass internet firewalls going up around the continent. The UK is leading the charge when it comes to egregious online censorship.>Reuters reports it was meant to go public at the Munich Security Conference but has been delayed. Internal legal disputes reportedly could further delay its launch. A State Department official insisted it would go ahead: "Digital freedom is a priority for the State Department... and that includes the proliferation of privacy and censorship- circumvention technologies like VPNs."You will NEVER EVER leave
oh thought you lot was talking about star wars cos i read RDR2 as R2D2
>>219372582Is this just Radio Free Europe for the digital age
>>219372582absolutely based
>>219372504Me and all my friends are members
>>219372582pretty based ngl
convinced the mongs on the internet obsessed with food and diet are all homosexuals. most people do not give a shit about what they eat, but theres a very vocal autistic community online who do nothing but complain and ridicule and mock and lecture on and on and on about le food. grow up
>>219372582Hmm yeah reckon I'll let the yanks see all my browsing history
>>219372582>*Blocks the portal*What you gonna do now?
>>219372612I care about nutrition
>>219372614would rather that than my own government desualso they already know it anyway
>>219372614They see it all anyway
>>219372612Rattled.
reckon loads of whites will flee to america in about a decades time
That old Braithwaite hag whose mansion we burned down during that one mission, I found her charred corpse in the rubble while playing as John Marston. She had a nice necklace on her that I looted and sold to a fence.
>>219372532I don’t really mind. /brit/’s propensity for bullying is just a self-regulatory mechanism to keep low quality posters on their toeshttps://youtu.be/CM_wXCrcxnU
you're against the Online Safety Act? Why do you want kids to watch porn?
>>219372626>>219372633>They see it all anywayYeah yours maybe
>Here are your menu guys, have you been here before? Perfect, I'll leave you to it then, but can I just check do we have any allergies today?>Um yeah I'm allergic to potato waffles and beans
>>219372612If you're so depressed that you don't even care about what you put into your body which fuels your day to day life you honestly might as well just kill yourself
The online safety act should have make it compulsory to shakle a huge magnet to children that destroys all electronics within three meters
>>219372656>can I just check do we have any allergies today?Get asked this almost every time I eat out these days, never used to be the caseI wouldn't have ordered shellfish if I'm allergic now would I It's another manifestation of our culture of no personal responsibility
>>219372650
>>219372677Either they ask or they have to list all the ingredients on the menu and they'd rather do the former
biz idea: age verification boxers
>>219372666They should do a real life safety act where all British children are required to wear a retard helmet at all times
>>219372697What happened to just having a little asterix next to meals containing common allergens?
>>219372649If that were the case you would've fucked off back to /cum/ months ago
>>219372714That has literally never been commonplace and you cannot find a single example of that
>>219372660Doesnt really fuel day to day life, thats just marketing from the health industry to appeal to autistic losers like you who have a compulsive need to regiment every aspect of their lives. The vast majority of people in the world eat when theyre hungry and burn it off naturally. Dont project your illness on to others
>>219372724Ok what about an asterisk?
>>219372714Guess they'd rather ask than have a load of asterisks idk
>>219372481>>219372565you deny the BBC? >>219372397
>>219372612on /brit/ it's mainly spaki doing it because he's an insecure narcissist who needs to feel better than others in any way he can. very sad individual
>>219372582>american government sends the info to gchq>anyone who uses it is arrestedgenius
>food doesnt really fuel day to day life
mumberg's a staunch royalist and she was half in tears when I told her Andy's been arrestedwhy people fall in love with these german incestuous FREAKS I'll never know
>>219372758He's your dad
imagine the amount of dodgy porn are andy used to stroke his princely willy to they’re going to find on his laptop
>>219372612always blown away by the staggeringly incellious opinions you lot come out with
>>219372758they ruined his birthday wank
>>219372649pretty sure it actually comes from people being paranoid that any post they dislike is from some imaginary dollhouse character actually
>>219372718I’m pretty sure the DTFIC character is an amalgam of multiple Canadian posters by someone who likes playing with his dollies. I post to /brit/ pretty rarely, but get accused of being this known character
>>219372772yeah surely he didn't destroy every bit of tech he had while we let him be free for years
>>219372785even the way this is written you come across as a homosexual.
having one of those meal deal sushis with the little bottle of soy sauce
>>219372614some guy named ranjesh in arkansas is going to see all the weird french porn you look at and the 4chan generals you frequent oh no!!
>>219372806He's a massive boomer retard mate
why is chatgpt always trying to give me advice nigga answer the question then sybau
I am stuck in the middle in your silent lifeSo solve me this riddle, is this goodbye?Men against timeYou men against timeAnd now all that was left of us was lied awayAnd I didn’t think it precious until todayMen against timeAre we men against time?And in clay and wind, in flood and fireWe weep and whisper of this one desireMen against timeTo be men against timeOur love is reborn a beast so quick and keenWhere the sword of Achilles will still sweepMen against timeWe are men against timeI am stuck in the middle so tell me which waySolve me this riddle, does this all make usMen against time?Men against time..
Andrew deleting all the desktop icons and thinking he's safe
>>219372818not as gay as that bloke's knob in your gobyou are what you eat
>>219372604based af
>>219372837howling
>>219372840now youre just code switching, you are a little fairy
>>219372840Your dad's your mum then
>MAC address? No, no. I use Windows
>>219372614Everything you do online is already monitored by the U.S. government. It used to be that they had to prioritize which raw data gets processed for lack of manpower, but thankfully AI solves that, so they can just build a profile on everyone.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upstream_collection
>>219372504Genuinely very funny to see reform shills screeching and crying
>>219372804Yeah, there’s two Canadians (to my knowledge) who post with extraflagsOnly know about it because one of them showed their flags
Not a fan of this homophobia I love and support you gays
might purchase a new phone, lads. dunno why, there's nothing wrong with the one i've got, but it's just something to do innit?
Andrew is absolutely serene right now because he always remembered to use incognito tabs
push-ups and pondering graphs, very punk rock
>>219372821love those cheeky little fish would love a full size one for my soy sauce at home
just completed the remastered Dead Space. very good. would recommend
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Filter* Canad*’ and in ‘GB’. 457 results found.
>>219372873genuinely unironically baffled by actual homophobia not joking not even gay
>>219372821>Supermarket sushiOh you poor boy :(
>>219372896>haha i'm really annoying and nobody likes meyeah nice one
>>219372786holy fuck they literally arrested bossman on his birthdaylmao
>>219372885>>219372821can't find sushi with those little fish for love nor money these daysthink a lot of places wokily discontinued them for environmental concerns
time for a wank*opens floorboard and retrieves bootstrapped Tails-OS on USB drive* im a privacy advocate you see
fucking wild that Andrew was arrested before literally any of the billionaire nonces in the US were. wish the law actually mattered here
>>219372901it yummystill hasnt made me sick yet
>>219372911Gonna cry?
>>219372901Do be a bellend quentin
>eating raw fishno thank younot a neanderthal you seelive in a civilisation that's mastered fire me
not on arresting someone on their birthday really should have waited until tomorrow
> Brits would overwhelmingly back Rejoin in new referendum
>>219372897Gays are simply disgusting and literally all of them are child rapists
they're animalsANIMALS
>>219372935Yawn, bore on EUmong
>>219372901was quite nice actually. not that i've ever had real sushi before.
>>219372217Poley has his own KF thread
>>219372897Mad innit. Love is love x not doing any harm is it? Get it taught to primary school kids right away
>>219372924wish we treated our figureheads the way they treat theirsthat's the proper way to diffuse anger, they've figured it out
>>219372897homo-adjacent behaviour this. have you forgotten what it is these people get up to behind closed doors? They unironically find it super hot and sexy to put their penis into a hairy shit coated farthole of another man. Its deranged and it should be outlawed when Lowe comes to power
honestly we had the best deal going of any EU member state and cameron managed to get even more for us lined upthe UK as a perpetual will they/won't they leave member of the EU was the best foreign policy strategy of our lifetimes
>>219372961Dont. Genuine problem with having the "good" version of something it ruins the cheap version forever
>>219372977>They unironically find it super hot and sexy to put their penis into a hairy shit coated farthole of another man.the way you've described that does make it sound quite excitingyou sure you're not a bender?
>>219372979lil zoomer revising history (he consciously doesnt remember anything pre-2012)
>>219372977If we're outlawing gross behaviour the incels are getting exterminated
>>219372960Rattled ahahahaha
>>219372979english independence followed by a novel, modern british continuum was the way to go
>>219372924Even if nothing else happens within the U.S., the United Nations might try to pull something funny
bendercord on a mad one
>>219372979>honestly we had the best deal going of any EU member state and cameron managed to get even more for us lined upWe're not Poland
>Alan Carr posted on /brit/I've been in this bastarding thread since the beginning and have never heard of this
>>219372979and it only cost us 350 million a week
>Rattled ahahahahafew too many ha's therehe's on the ropes aha
>>219373004The UN can't do anything
>>219373004The un will never do anything ever
>>219372977what do they get up to behind closed doors?
Got a message of seasideMARK this morning with a link to his new channel. He said he will be back within a month, towards April possibly.
Its like buying a house, giving it away and then paying the rent for someone else.
>>219372993Mental how true this is for most politicsposting here kek
birds of a feather spaedo, rorke, and mousey
>>219373015You must have been off sick that week x
>>219372977yeah im aware gays do gay sex and largely enjoy bum fun i just dont have that visceral disgust most of you lot do that links it to something evil
Redditflags down again
everyone but me is rattled and crying and really really cross
I see there's been an update on banning 4chan
Rorke imagining that gay people don't wash their arse because he doesn't
Gf's dad assumes I'm an alcoholic because he is one.I drink like one beer a week.
‘To be British one must accept a piece of legislation from 2010’
>>219373004crimes against humanity is typically reserved for acts of genocide/mass killings of Innocents in wartime at any rate, UN has no enforcement mechanism. that would be the ICC and the US isn't a signatory
heterosexual people do not say "adjacent"
>>219373038Looking in the archive for evidence and screaming at this post
>>219373019>>219373020I’m not saying it’d result in anything concrete, but it could still put egg on their face like Putin or Netanyahu getting charged with/convicted of crimes against humanity. If nothing else, it’d likely create a hassle wrt certain individuals’ ability to travel.
>>219373071Ok
>>219373071aha
wonder if Andrew will try to plea insanity by way of him being a product of generational inbreeding
>>219373071Check his Twitter. He used to link the threads.
>>219373062This article has their rationale for CAH in more depthhttps://news.un.org/en/story/2026/02/1166980
>>219373090Was he the one posting tranny porn on Christmas Day morning?
>>219373086He will never admit even the slightest bit of guilt, ever
>>219373073Whole lotta nothing
found out about handy andy from one of my discord channels
Spaino has been an Alan Carr character this whole time
>>219373116there's a Changing Rooms discord?
>>219373128LOL
>>219373109think that was me, actually
The escort sending me this emoji honestly put me in such a good mood.
cutting the half time orangesthat's british
>>219373133yeah, laurence posts in there from time to time
leftymong washing his bumhole prepping for sex
>>219373144>The escort
No idea who Alan Carr is
>>219373144how many times you shagged her now
>>219373146ah jumpers for goalposts isnt itgrazed knees, beans and mash for tea, whats the score, 15-9 hm?
off to bed
>>219373172think ive seen her sucking off black knobs
you cant really normalise abnormal behaviour. A man taking it up the arse will always be abnormal. Theres a reason why less than 5% of the population are gay
>>219373159rorke bringing him flowers
>>219373174gay comedian who first rose to prominence presenting the friday night project with justin lee collins
>>219373172get her throat pounded
>>219373188What's wrong with being uncommon
more of a rosie jones man myself
>>219373058This is exactly why they should have been careful with how they word itBlairites were incredible at branding, naturally normies see 'Equality Act' and 'Human Rights Act' automatically think it's a good thing
>>219373202Don't know what the rest of that is either but thanks anyway
>>219373188> less than 5% of the population are gayLess than 5% are willing to put it down on a survey, probably 25/30% atleast who are DL
from what ive gathered from family and colleagues discussing traitors non stop alan carr did a good job on traitors
>>219373188It's not just abnormal it goes completely against nature, the anus is not meant to be violently assaulted hence why doing so leads to spread of disease and grown men in nappies
>>219373185cracking arse on her
got a massive stiffy now
The laddie doth protest too much
>>219373236why did nature make people gay what sort of mad prank is that
>>219373236Rape and gay sex is very common in nature
>>219373213i just told you
Got toil this afternoon not good for mental health
>>219373236Sending my nature arguments over the internet
just drinking this cup of tea here and you know what? it's shit.
>>219373258It didn't>>219373260Yeah for animals not for humans>>219373269Not an argument
>>219373263No you didn't
>>219373279mohammed
>>219373202>justin lee collinsArrested and career ruined due to mean texts
>>219373279massive truth bomb it is rubbish
>>219373178Seen her 5 times nowHad full intercourse 3 timesshe's given me oral all 5 times
>>219373268least mark coming back with some morning uploafs soon
>>219373289cant read?
>>219373268>>219373268
Paki PizzaBased.
Also is the lad who said he's seen a few escorts who've never used emojis with him here?What do you think it means? Do you reckon she genuinely likes me?
Where’s kernowqt?
>>219373297how many times have you replied to yourself blatantly to give off the impression that people give a fuck about your sad life?
>>219373285You don't care about living in a state of nature if you're prepared to use the internet mateYou eat gm food you take synthetic medicine you are not bound by some mystic pre human intervention world get over it
Sex outside of marriage is also sodomy, it's not just about gay anal stuff.
>>219373325le needlessly aggressive postinggrow up nobody is impressed
>>219373310Can't think?
>>219373328Screaming at the projection on this post
>>219373349shut up escortmong
>>219373355got brain damage have you?
>>219373320Black people :)
grow up you two
>>219373367You're delusional if you think you avoided any of that
detecting a seething poortherner in here today
>>219373328The internet is literally the end product of what is available to us in the natural worldWe haven't magicked it up out of nowhere, it's the cutting edge of human achievement Homosexuality is a complete subversion
>>219373348An gay means happy x
>>219373370Nah I already just did that one, you lose I win
escortmong crossed the line from annoying gimmick to ocd ritual self harm just so sad to see a young man ruining his life over something so pointless
>>219373325you are correct that he does this, but also, escortmong is more likely to be heatherpaedo now. he's posted about this emoji like 13 times this week
>>219373395You think arse fucking is magic lol
>>219373315Why if you're trying to be taken seriously would you admit that you're mentally ill
>>219373395why is it a subversion? nature just gives some people a dumb but harmless sexual orientation. like how it makes some people clever or particular about neatness
>being 30 and still being triggered by people having seggsCringe. It's also the thing you can't really ban. Touch grass and go to a orgy or something
>Searching for posts that contain ‘escort* emoji’ and in ‘gb’. 38 results found.If it's not heatherpaedo, escortmong is HIGHLY autistic for sure.38 fucking posts obsessing over what an emoji could mean.
>>219372293Really?
poo
>>219373455It's obviously heatherpaedo.He is in his 50s and seems the type to use escorts
>>219373315these freaks needed hitting as a child
>>219373455It's a gimmick for sure
>>219373469I think it was a legitimate poster at first because he would switch between /britfeel/ and /brit/ but now it's been usurped by heatherpaedo because he's a parasite
>>219373320>haha yeah I stabbed her to death on the bus broski!>Hell yeah!! how many times cody?>lol don't even remember it was cray! she kept apologising too>haha wild dude you are one far out hombre
>>219373471Or a lot less hitting
>>219373484Yep heatherpaedo steals any 'gimmick' if it gets (you)s
>>219373489The London transport version
>>219372599Not a super bad take, considering most of the stupid shit takes you post you moose abuser
>>219373463yh check the archives posted bout it before
yeah can we have a new thread please? thanks in advance
>>219373525Yeah I'll get right on it
how do you get bed ridden for weeks by doing 4 hours of work hahaha
>>219373515What team? You don't have to go about in length
i made the last one, not making this one.
>>219373564
>>219372935Either we get RESTORE to fix Britain or we get Greencucks to rejoin the EU so I can leave. As long as the uniparty loses, we win.
