yuno edish
Sheffield
>>219375666NONCE FUCKING NONCE DIE
Norwich
*has my /brit/ career destroyed for sleeping with a prostitute*
>>219375688I don't think you know what a nonce is
just sissy hypnotised my dad
There are 5 Welsh billionaires none of them live here to be honest reading their names and early lives I don’t even think they are welsh so maybe we actually have 0
>>219375702you are a paedophile
>>219375688lady doth protest too much
>Yuno Gasai is typically portrayed as being around 14 to 16 years old in the series "Future Diary." Her character's age can vary slightly depending on the timeline within the story.right
>>219375728anime websiterage on>>219375736The one in the gif is 16, don't worry.
>>219375736every single time
>>219375761leftypol praying at his local mosque
Why is the BBC so obsessed with platforming and forcing these random urban blacksIt was "big narstie" a few years back until it blew up in their face
looks uncomfortable
bro is fucking cheeks bruv
>>219375761gay if you wouldn’t
>>219375761needs a bit more time on the oestrogen this one
the EA app is fucking dog shit. never using it again.
>>219375772that overused rorke talking point about how liberals are the real racists is 100000000000% true unfortunately
>>219375772> blew up in their faceBecause he pushed the gay guy who started grinding his arse on him? Why was that such a big deal
haha just heard a scouser doing one of those metal growl things
>>219375666mentally ill freak
nth for the baddiedem
really is nothing wrong with posting anime girls
chicken connossieur sex arse
never been able to get into a chastity cafe i always get horny so its impossible to get on so I have a wank then I've got no interest in putting it on anymore
>a chastity cafe
Btw because Andrew was arrested by plainclothes officers that means there's no bodycam footage which is very strange thing to do for such a high profile person
>>219375818trvke
>>219375807He made other comments which weren't in line with the middle class sensibilities of the BBC audience
>>219375815by far one of the least offensive and mentally ill things that gets posted here.
>>219375786Need havertz back pronto :skull:
Got a dildo I need to dispose of somehow. Bought it when I was high and horny gay but never used it because I sobered up. Don’t want to put it in my normal bin
>>219375772>until it blew up in their facewhat happened?I automatically tuned out of that shite so I didn't even notice them and channel 4 stopped shilling him
>>219375840:D
>>219375824howling at the thought of sissy boys in a cafe letting Joe Bloggs walk in and savage their tight pink arseholes leaving them dripping
>>219375840>>219375873ANIMEFUCKINGWEBSITE
>>219375666>those digits Kek >>219375818Trvke
JIBUN WO
>>219375864could throw it in the woods like people used to do with porn
>>219375864a high and horny mind speaks a sober heart
>/brit/ is terminally infested with tranime paedo cancerIt's over
>>219375864I chopped mine up and put it in a separate bag to my normal rubbish but as I was taking it out to the communal bins the bag split and little bits spilled out onto the floor. never been so mortified in my life I was scrambling on the floor picking up pieces of veiny cock praying nobody saw me
>>219375908The state of you.
>chopping up a dildo
>>219375908
>>219375908wailing
>’a’ dildonigga we all know its yours
never darken my doorstep again
>>219375908don't even know what to say about this.
considering purchasing a property for 98 million in new york
nigga was in the kitchen with a frilly apron on chopping up the dildo on a cutting board like gordon ramsey
>>219375947wait till their muslin communist mayor from uganda collapses the city. property will be much cheaper then
Deport immigrants?How about we deport all the transphobes and racists instead!
Mad how the Prince Andrew arrest is being memoryholed
how do you even cut a dildo they are pretty tough you’d need a saw or something surely
keep hearing purple rain on jewtube shorts
>>219375772They want the zoomer audience
>>219375984almost like he is lying and samefagging
how the fuck has canada not been rangebanned from this entire site yet it should’ve been done 15 years ago
>>219375984I used a stanley knife>>219375996I wish
>>219375996bet you're fun at parties
>>219375996Everything’s a lie to you. Boringgggg
why didnt prince andrew just get a noncing loicence?
Many years ago as a younger man wandering home drunk from some post friday toil pints in london I went into the harmony sex store in oxford street and bought a knockoff fleshlight and lube in person and there was a really fit girl working in the shop on the checkout. Used it a few times, I did, before it went out in the bins.
>>219375908Bro likes it soft
People get banned in /sp/ for using the term for Spurs fans which they use for themselves
you lot are weirdleast I never bought a sex toy
>>219376029What yids?
just saw some continental humour
Mad how it's impossible to have a political career in this country without kissing Sir Tony Blair's feet
>>219376029which is the one that calls themselves gooners? i see posts about gay gooner and jewish gooner pride and always howl the house down
wonder if they let you work in a sex shop if you're a virgin
its just a dildo ffs weve all got them
>>219376051horrible, hope you never have to experience such a void again
and what of the universal credit interview
Underage looking girls in the ad section? Deary me
rorke bringing up walton goggins and vin diesel when people mock him for his receding hairline
>>219376079was under 10 minutes and it was just sitting at a desk and a woman telling me to upload my cv and then to come back next weekit's so pointless I can't bare it
snorted some random powder l found in a drug bag on the pavement. Didnt know mephedrone was still a thing
>>219376090im jason statham but 'arder
>>219376111gayson gaytham
Miss max tempers like you wouldn't believe
>>219376108Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?
>>219376105they didn't even give you any money?
I disposed of my dildo by grinding it up into dust and putting it in a drug bag and just chucking it onto the pavement
>>219376119thats me powdered and put in a small bag on the pavement
On disability due to my crippling virginity
Think Bottom really captured /brit/ before it existedThe virgin humour, the incel flat, the sex sprays, the antics, slapstick humour, violence
>>219376133not until the 17th of next month>>219376141s
>>219376141Lol
off to take my sexy slut dog out
>>219376181:(
>>219376067it's actually pretty easy to hide your virgin aura. just learn to lock eyes with people and dont move your head around too much
Not snorted coke for three years now
heathermong booting up his gingerpaedo larp how droll
bums▲piss▲ ▲
>>219376200bros mastered the incel leer
>>219376200you can literally always tell even when you try to circumvent it with shit like thisi say this as someone who spent a few years as an obvious virgin
poo is as poo does, or so they say
>>219376154quite depressing that
americans are so stupid, i wish they'd hurry up and all shoot each other to death like they all clearly want to do
rorke suddenly remembering his very first minecraft world and shedding a single reverent tear
hiya lads x
rape
>>219376373ok
Just left a big narstie in the toilet
>>219376329hiya baaabe
watching tehnoobshow
eating a bowl of beige
and i'm gonna keep on eating pooooo
Shiiiieeeet if rorke gets reform elected we're finna be eating baked beans and spam for breakfast lunch and tea!
>>219376477spam is ok can live without beans
>>219376477don't look up what spam is a portmanteau of, jamal!
had a fleshlight which broke probably because my willy was too big for it and i just threw it in the normal bin
>"you can't have egg, bacon, sausage and spam without the spam!"
>>219376582boomers in hysterics at this
rorke's mind fading into a static-filled tunnel of overwhelm as the doctor diagnoses him with an allergy to baked beans
gg
Eggy bread with maple syrup down the hatch
>>219376619I'm fairness it is funny
penguinz0 as fallen off
>>219376648mental how i literally never have to worry about STDs unless fianceberg gets raped (or I get raped though that is thankfully less likely)
>>219376661is it finally time to talk about the penguinz0 situation
>>219376648AIDS?????
>>219376709Herpes probably
>>219376682You don’t have a fiancé mate. I agree though you don’t have to worry about STDs
>>219376607no frieren tommorow :(
>>219376661>>219376689the penguinz0 situation is crazy
A white boy in motion stays in motion
>>219376720NOBODY'S GOT AIDS
>>219376728well i do
Scranned this poo in the airport yesterday Inside was all meat and rice absolutely no vegetables Little wonder they're all fat
whats penguinzo
>>219376801get yourself to wendys and order the chilli and you will see the real reason
>>219376801brother you're the one who ordered it
>>219376803Nothings penguinzo with me, how about you
>>219376803spanish penguin
>>219376801grenguinz0
>>219376801Was in the states the other week and ordered a 'full rack' of ribsThey show up and I've got two sides of ribs, absolutely hilariously enormous plate of beautiful BBQed pork ribs that could feed a familyI said 'wow they're enormous, there's two of them!' and the server said well yeah a ribcage has two sides.A very good point indeed and something lost on the rest of the world, where a full rack is just a full side of ribs. Anyhow they were delicious, I ate one and a half and had one of the biggest shits of my life the next morning.
hahahaha hey lads!!
>>219376884Ive been sound the statesTwo weeks in Florida mainly
>>219376884was it a big solid shit or a squirter
>>219376892*flies across the thread towards you and rapes your mouth 100 times a second*
YOU KNOW MY MAGIC IS STRONG
>>219376913*spends many years in therapy trying to recover from the trauma of this*
>>219376892my mum says im not supposed to talk to you
>>219376732なんで
I lust for skinny zoomer girls
>>219376938come on lad i've got plenty of weed for us to smoke, don't you want to be cool?
>>219376970my dad said his friend did a weed smoke once and he died from cancer the next day
Yoo what the fuck
>>219376970lemme cheef it a couple time bro
Britians being Chads
Anime mong in full force today, what causes this?
It will be extremely painful
>>219376801Wtf is it
>>219377021They’re fit as fuck
i lust for old boomer men
We eating a nice late lunch today ain’t we peeps
>>219377066for you!*deports everyone on the plane*
sick of all this pooposting
Freshly laiden poo, still glimmering
quick poo then I'll put tea on
oop
my butt is full of poop
I really hope this isn't one of you lads gfhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771237552986111.webm
>>219377100grimmers
>>219377167Wonder why Mandelson hasn't been arrested given that he's obviously guilty of the same thingSomehow he was allowed to avoid that embarrassment and the police have simply searched his properties without an arrest
Baby poos, never worn
minion Ernest Hemingway be like "For Whom the BELLO Tolls"
we don't have gfs
>>219377184fucks sake
>>219377184thats so hot
>>219377184one of my favourite vids to wank to thatlike the one where he facefucks her on the bed and then shags her rotten
reckon in the morning i'm aff tae the beach to perv on bikini sluts
>>219377213Yikes
>>219377229get it linked
>>219377229sauce
Not sure what to do with my evening
you lot are so mentally ill
all i wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
uk flags posting bout how much they love black cock again, business as usual
>>219377260beers? the vidya? a cheeky hand shandy, perhaps?
>>219377265let me in
on the mixing alcohol and benzos again, what am i like x
mad how there is people who bought bitcoin when it was worth 120,000
got one of my teeth taken outi can now suck dick again
>>219377265she’s cute tho and its hot watching her slob on cock, I ain’t watching it for the raceplay cuck shit
>>219377285for me it’s mixing alcohol and weedthe weed gets you high and the drink cuts off all the anxiety associated with it so the whole experience feels like when you’re cutting paper and the scissors start to glide
the lad who played daniel in karate kid (1984) was about 22 at the time. thought he was about 14
>>219377231banana
>>219377309can you drink through a straw with your teeth shut
canadian and australian flags massively derail and ruin this thread
foy
>>219377331fuck i love weed hey, it hell gets ya high and shit
the best option is currently to emigrate to america then return to europe and flex on europoors
>>219377354and the rest
>>219377334It was supposed to be Charlie Sheen but he turned it downHonestly reading that bloke's life story he's the luckiest motherfucker to have ever existed, constantly made dumb decisions and fucked up and people just kept doubling down on him more and more, chance after chance, he literally couldn't make a mistake without landing in a pot of gold afterwards, and he's not even a good actor ffs
>>219377379quinon… get the fuck to ya room… NOW CUNT
>>219377380
Everything is fate
>>219377417he doing all that but all he needs to do to get 5 stars is to just never speak to me during the ride
might move to americabecome an uber driverdoor dash driver
>>219377334That's how movies always are. The "high schoolers" will be in their late 20s lol
https://youtu.be/p48-G4KmRXk
half of /brit/ getting deported when mr lowe gets elected
>>219377393yeah well people with rich famous parents get a million chances don't they
>>219377426not reallyif you spend all day in your bedroom on /brit/ it's very unlikely anything meaningful will happen in your lifeif you spend all day outside meeting people and doing things it's much more likely
rupert 'ruby' granger
>>219377302That file name xD
>>219377441yeah but i'd only notice that when the teenagers visibly look older, this lad genuinely looks much younger than he was
the grangler now that was a gimmique
>>219377456Sorry but you seem to be mistakenI wasn't saying it was my personal belief, that's the catchphrase of the man portrayed in the image
>New James Bond media is using the phrase "His Majesty's Secret Service"Feels weird.
>>219377471Yeah I agree
Rorke trying to hit leftypol with a poison dart fired from a blowgun, but accidentally sucking instead and getting the dart stuck in his throat
when i've finished dragon quest 7 i'll play FF9
fucking spewing steve irwin never got to see the big lez show
you want to move to americai want to move to the hebridestrade ya passport
>>219377526yeah?
>>219377510think that might be bullshit.
still waiting for the sauce
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C41i3R5bfw
>>219377536probably yeah
>>219377510very manly features on this woman
>>219377554given youtube up for lent me x
>>219377578load of bollocks
All trannies should be put down
>>219377554been banned from manny hasnt he and good riddance
>>219377554zionist wanker
Xbox go to Blacked.com
>>219375728>>219375736lady doth
need a lactose intolerant who i can cook dinner for and spike her meals with dairy products
>>219377591even me?
:/
oswaldo mosley o algo
>>219377642Honestly one of the most inconsistent pornstars everSome scenes she's literal 0.001% goddess some she's just so meh
thinking about getting back into antisemitism again
On a wfh toil call with a bunch of Indians
So Ofcom is going to shut down 4chan yet I can still go to google and search a pornstar's name and see hardcore porn of them in the image search results without Google verifying my age or identity and this is not a problem?
Rorke reading 1984 and say it's unrealistic because if it was really 1984, Noel Edmunds would be the guy on all the teles
>>219377725because it's about censorship not porno?
>>219377725easier to fish all the sharks out the sea than make sure kids don't go swimming apparently
>>219377725did you just Google Ella Hughes?
>>219377755Noel St. Edmunds
>>219377642which XXX star is this?
how many times do we have to tell you, rorke? we need you to upload your ID to protect the children
i'm 31 and have never had a gf and am a virgin unless you count prostitutes
>>219377725You will verify your age.You will protect kids.You will comply.
we leave coverage of this live gold medal session now to rejoin Wogga Noggachoggadudu in the studio reading from the iPad
>>219377754what's happening in this video I don't get it, are they releasing some chemical into the suit?
>>219377790ktim but 29!!!!!!
wish jackie and v hadn't tried to do that konpeki plazaheistjust goes to show you should trust a black man or a prostitute
>>219377808nothing gets past you does it mate
>>219377790I'm a vegan apart from all the cheese I eat
>>219377808use your fucking brain you complete mong
was hungry so i cooked myself a big honkin steak and took a couple of bites and now i'm full
>>219377825yeah but what is it?>>219377828I am but what is it? stink spray? that rotten fish stuff? I can't read the blue label it looks like kanji or something
>>219377754Pretty sure the Geneva convention made this sort of thing illegal
people still pay for sex in 2026?
>>219377790prostitutes dont count
>>219377863no i haven't done it since 2020 since you ask
>>219377865what if one of them lets you spaff on her tits without charging you extra for it
>>219377858he released a load of bees in there you imbecile
smells like gay porn in my office
People on /brit/ really do be like "I'm scared to hold a girls hand but I'll happily pay for an escort to come over and shag"
KEK THAT IS ME
>>219377939am honestly more nervous about going to the barbers for a haircut than i am about going into the brothel
i've held hands with 2 girls actually
>>219377954>flaghello saar
mental how it's not actually illegal to just fart on someone
>>219377939surely they're going to the escort's place?
>>219377964mum and grandma dont count
>>219377968Wouldn't you be fined if you gave someone pink eye?
>>219378003just don't give them pink eye thensimple really
what happened to britused to be buzzingnow it moves at a glacial pace
i get no respect on /brit/ i tell ya
Was meant to go for a haircut today now it's too late. fuck
>>219378003Here in the UK we have to sign a ledger when stepping on and off escalators so that if someone develops an eye infection a few days later the person who stood on the escalator in front of them can be tracked and fined.
>>219378018work ends around 5pm for most people, have to account for, say, 30 minutes to get home?
shouted and sweared and the road works people as I drove past on my way back from work they just looked at me though
>>219378027ktim but yesterday and i did get a haircut
>>219378050Right well that's just rude :(
in dire need of some cheese
britain is never coming backleftypol has destroyed it
