Fit anime girl edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCr5rNMV2k8
wish i'd been bummed by father garret x
hiring a gypsy to curse the fake new poster
>>98952545>>98952545>>98952545>>98952545NEW
>A council employee who stole nearly £900,000 from the accounts of vulnerable benefit claimants to fund a luxury lifestyle has been jailed for four years and eight months.>His work role was to manage state benefits on behalf of service users who were unable to manage their own finances and had no-one else to assist them.>However, investigations in 2023 showed several bank transfers totalling £893,296 to nine personal accounts held in his name, Bolton Crown Court heard.>Two BMW cars worth nearly £120,000 and several high-value items including computers and bikes were seized during a warrant at Shaw’s home in Harrier Close, Bolton, when he was arrested on suspicion of fraud by abuse of position and money laundering.>More than £53,000 in payments to different women with references such as “treat”, “allowance” “nice” and “ass” – which amounted to hundreds of pounds every week – were also made, the court heard.lol
>>219378321we call them travellers now Bruce
going to ask the proto when i can smell her asshole
>>219378340corrrr sexlucky lucky guy
um
>>98724976>>98724976>>98724976>>98724976>>98724976the new
>>219378340Is this real??
Do u kno where ya Katy is noh?I sed do u kno where ya Katy is noh?
does your mum ever slap you on the arse as she walks by?
Non exhaustive list of wog cultural tidbits that have become mainstream that I thoroughly dislike >Pretty much all modern slang>Slurring your words while talking>adding sound effects to normal videos >calling the police "feds" and acting like they're out to get you>calling random adults uncle and auntie>knivesHave I missed anything obvious?
>>219378364
not sure how to tell you this, heatherpaedo, but that bloke is white.
have you ever shot a gun before?
>>219378414embarrassingly, no
>>219378373Pronouncing "like" like "lahk"
>>219378373>adding sound effects to normal videosthats funny thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GVjKfroCEs
>>219378414In Las Vegas at a shooting range yeah
your katy did she register today? noh? oh...
>>219378373>have I missed anything obvious? romantic and social milestones in your youth
>>219378414no, had a chance but i was too pussy
>>219378414yeah few timesnothing too interesting really.
>>219378373All popular music since the 2000s? Or is british music still spared from the darkie scourge?
>>219378414yes several
>>219378445You are mentally ill
>>219378414
reckon his ai's cut him off from generating anymore caricatures of black men?
>>219378457depends if you consider dua lipa a darkie (she is)
>>219378473>.png
I just did some freelance recognising. I'm a super recogniser, you see.
when the police arrested andrew, do you think they frisked his bollocks
still feeling the effects of eating a whole pack of chocolate digestives. Can’t stop farting non stop
wish i could just go into a coma and be woken up once the jew situation is sorted
>>219378505Paging Netanyahu to send that drone strike for you now
>>219378505mcvitties is the greatest contribution the brits ever offered the world ong
btw heatherpaedo I will be spam reporting any and all posts you make tonight
>>219378497yeah they have to check if you've got any sharp objects
what a bizarre posting habit
>>219378532I truly deserve it
get her tesco express'd
I'm 36 years old.Want to know my biggest regret?I never joined the military.Join while you still have time lads. You'll regret it forever if you don't.
>>219378555*jiggles your belly*
>>219378414Used to shoot regularly before I had to quit. Did 22lr, 9mm and several bolties
>>219378373>>calling the police "feds" and acting like they're out to get youthis one is valid 2bh with white folk getting rounded up for saying shit on the internet
>>219378414only cap guns
>>219378568why would you regret not being cannon fodder
>>219378545Haha makes no difference
>>219378545haha makes no difference timmy
>>219378568i'm not masculine enough to pull off that look
>>219378583Yes it does because it causes you to melt down and self harm even further when you come back, which is hilarious and brings the date of your inevitable suicide closer
PSA: if you guys haven't tried adding a competitive / combative element to your hookups yet, give it a try. Especially if you're into rough sex, or if you've ever felt like you physically enjoy bottoming but have trouble bringing yourself to do it psychologically. It's a fucking game-changer.Been getting into this with my fuckbuddy lately. We're both straight-leaning bi guys who consider ourselves tops. So as a way of settling who has to "be the girl" when we fool around, we started deciding it with random competitions on on stupid shit. Like who won earlier that day at ultimate frisbee, best two out of three on a match in a fighting game, wager of specific sexual favors during poker, etc.Not only is it fun to add some stakes to whatever activity, holy shit it really supercharges the sex. Taking your prize after you win makes you feel like a conquering stud. And submitting to the other guy after you lose somehow makes bottoming feel way hotter, and less awkward too... like idk, it gives you an excuse/reason to just let go of your pride and really give into the other guy. Anyone else into stuff like this?
>>219378615You need to be put down badly
>>219378568joined when i was in my early 20s but got kicked out of basic training
>>219378568My older brother was in the parachute regiment and in Afghanistan and he’s a bit weird now even though he’s been out since 2014
>be me>named Andrew>live long enough to see my name die out thanks to Andrew Tate and Prince Andrew
Oh Andy boy, kwab of the year
Symptoms - Borderline personality disorderBorderline personality disorder (BPD) can cause a wide range of symptoms, which can be broadly grouped into 4 main areas.The 4 areas are:emotional instability – the psychological term for this is "affective dysregulation"disturbed patterns of thinking or perception – "cognitive distortions" or "perceptual distortions"impulsive behaviourintense but unstable relationships with others
>>219378641mental how all he did was shag a stupid mental slut of legal age
>>219378641two of these people and now in prison and the other is dead
>>219378652mmhmm x
>>219378640might as well complete the triology
>>219378652and yet bpd doesn't exist
Andrew Vape
I fear I may have missed bins pick up and I'm too scared to look outside to check
sweaty olympic gf 2026 is still on the cards
>>219378682That how you cope, Timmy?
>>219378568I’m literally joining lol I have a date for the assessment centre and everything
>>219378670Andrew is not in prison.
what ever happened to machinima?
>>219378713Good luck mate
>>219378713My mate said he had to stand up and introduce himself in front of like 100 other lads. Not trying to put you off or anything haha x
>>219378740nightmare for me, that
he got dat bpd and dem tonsil stones, dat here we go
>>219378568I'm a speccy bam, I don't think I could join unless it's for an IT or admin role
>>219378703no, that's what many psychiatrists have concluded
Reckon Andy will "die mysteriously" in the next couple weeks/months?
>>219378699Ktim a couple of weeks ago so I resorted to walking dogberg super late at night and emptying my rubbish in the neighbours bins lol
>>219378568pretty sure they wouldn’t let you if you frequent this website. i imagine it would come up when they run a check on you.
as plato would sayknowledge is a process of remembering
>>219378773Andy Murray? Possibly
Toil doneOff homeA curry for tea perhaps I need to do something with all this bloomin spinach
>>219378763And yet it’s accepted by virtually all psychiatrists and doctors around the world. Cope on Timmy.
>>219378729Thanks>>219378740Like say your name and that? I can do that
>>219378414on a stag in prague I shot an AK rifle while extremely drunk
depar eht
>>219378757got to remember the phimosis that he apparently got rid of with rubber bands
>>219378783It might but they don't give a fuck about 4chan>t. Knower
*overtakes you on the motorway then pulls back into the left lane in front of you and drives slower*
Styx pumping on the air pods as I walk home
>>219378825seems like something they would care about, how do you know?
what's the name of that jewish looking bint with the massive chebs who has a tattoo that says "anal"
Chinese girl at work absolute desperate for my BWC but I'm pining for the 5/10 manc bird who's nice to me and hearts all my messages, you see
>>219378817>Like say your name and that?Yeah I think so. No big deal. Just a little confidence boosting exercise I guess
>>219378803based on what evidence? there is none lolnone exists for adhd either. they're fictitious disorders that bring in A LOT of money
>>219378841ain't that guy dying of pancreatitis or summat?last i saw him he wasn't looking too good, missing a tooth and slurring his speech and that
>>219378845Abby Shapiro
>>219378867Can you provide evidence that it doesn’t exist? That doesn’t amount to your usual babble about how psychiatrists are punishing white people
>>219378844passed enhanced security check and regularly browse 4chan with no VPN
>>219378851>Chinese girl fancies meHappened to meGrim when this happens when all you want is a white lass
antonia romeo sex
*pushes the stop bus button a stop too early*
>>219378652covert bpd tends to touch men the most but it's not talked about since it's not as visible (it's more socially acceptable for wymen to freak out emotionally etc etc)
So what does the emoji mean then lads?Is it romantic or purely friendly?
me wifes fanny got some kind of pus infection so im goin to thailand for a ripstart
>>219378893fair enough
>>219378892>Can you prove God doesn't exist?It's for you to prove it exists, scientifically, not the other way round
never been overtaken everalways go minimum 95 on the motorway you see
>>219378927
*releases my pheromones into the thread which makes you all want to shag me up the arse*
>>219378927Disgusting sentence mate
>>219378944If you make a claim that it doesn’t exist, despite all evidence to the contrary, you should prove it, that’s just how it works
Got the urge to shag a twink up the arse all of a sudden
Who farted?
>>219378960bird at work does this
Diego day tomorrow
>>219378952For me it's cruising in the middle lane at 75
>>219378996it's been cancelled from what i hear
today we will finally work out if there is a god, here, on brit
breakfast (chocolate vitamin powder) and another cup of coffee. finishing the book today, a productive day ahead!
>>219378988I've farted at least 15 times this afternoon
on the 'rain
>>219379004Why what happened?
well that's hm stunlocked for the rest of the thread
ATTENTION /BRIT/ POSTERS:I will be making a RULE BREAKING post at 1740 GMTThank you for your attention.
>>219379026he's died, much to the dismay of everyone at /brit/
>>219379031Bracing with my finger over the report button
>>219379031you cant do that mate
>>219379044he's finally in heaven an angle
*sends you an emoji*
>>219379028He can’t really prove his point about anything really. He’s the living embodiment of “IT JUST IS OK?!”
Wonder what this rule breaking post will be
>>219379061well he died a virgin but he is an incredibly bitter freak of a man so i might not go that far
>>219379024on 'us meself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr89Tr4COacwhat the fucking hell
>>219379024...
No landlord has ever gone to heaven
>>219379024>>219379093bit much.
>>219379093>>219379024
on tenterhooks thinking about what this rulebreaking post might be
>an Epstein "survivor"lol everybody "survives" sex some lad just touched your fanny, its not like like you survived a plane crash or a war
Sucking a cardamom pod
>>219379139me at 2pm when the gasman is in my room to check the boiler
13 y o g's
>>219379147they just don't want to use the term "victim" because they don't want to define themselves by victimhoodstill, could've picked a better word than survivor
>>219379147>everybody "survives" sexwhat if they had a heart condition that would kill them if they got too excited
Screaming at this anthill willard
>>219379168>>219379147How about Epstein fuckees
didn't need to see that
right well that's a gross willard posted by a bloke who's probably severely mentally ill
right well then
I invented that gimmick btw
>>219379167Had foreskin like this and once I tried to fuck inbetween the mattress and bed base with a freezer bag and vaseline but ended up twisting it so much I had to go to a&e and it's still fucked to this day
>>219379229
Ultimately a very grim dayThe latest in a long line
>UK has not given US permission to use RAF bases for Iran strikeswell that's them done
The only gimmicks I've invented were stolen from twitter
>>219379229how does it get that bad or was it just born that way?
neoliberal bull logging in
Why does tooth ache hurt so much lads? Is there actually any fucking need?I've broken one of my premolars last week so I have an emergency dentist appointment booked in for tomorrow. The pain is so fucking intense it's unreal and it is RELENTLESS. When I was a teen I fell off my mountain bike going at speed and broke two ribs, it hurt each time I took a breath so I had to spend weeks breathing like a sniper doing the slowest inhales and exhales you have ever seen.This is worse. Need the sweet release of death NOW!
mad how heatherpaedo ran off with his tail between his legs
>>219379270I over stretched it as a child because of phimosis
Just won £25 on online slots
I had this suckbuddy I fooled around with back in high school. We'd bet each other blowjobs over video games (mostly Super Smash Bros or Mario Kart lol). Somehow that felt like a less awkward way to initiate sexual shit with each other, I guess. Felt "less gay" to suck dick if you were doing it cause you lost a bet rather than just doing it for free, y'know? It also felt way less embarrassing for the guy giving head if the other guy played it cool and pretended to focus his attention on the TV/game, instead of sitting there watching you suck him off.It was funny though cause we'd often throw matches to get to the action quicker. And if we were both in a dick-sucking mood, this meant that sometimes we'd both try to throw the match at the same time, and end up playing like absolute dogshit against each other lol.We tried a couple bets where anal was on the line. We were both pretty nervous about trying to take it up the ass, so those were genuine competitions lol. However in both cases (he won one, I won the other one a couple months later) we both wimped out pretty early on so we didn't really follow through.
school girl socks
the real gimmick were the friends we made along the way
kizza on the cards. Just thought I should let you know
>>219379028I was busy at the checkout to reply to that mong
>>219378713Good man. I imagine it'll be something to be proud of long after your career.>>219378758They basically let anyone in as long as you don't have debilitating health conditions.>>219378783Stop being paranoid. No background check is going to pull up your 4chan posts.
just gave away my personal info for 20 pencefuck online surveys I'm done with that shite
ATTENTION /BRIT/ POSTERS: I will be making a NONCE post at 1755 GMT Thank you for your attention.
>>219379105lucky bastard, i would drink empathchan's piss
>>219379356You got bodied mate. Just accept that you have no argument, admit you’re a midwit paedophile and go back to posting about black penis and stealing biscoff eggs from asda
>>219379355arent you next to italy why would let a 'ki make your 'zza
Struggling to get my head around the concept of jaywalking being a crime
Ruby is at Coopers!!!
Sucking an Aldi 'zza
everyone gay wit a thong in they bussy
*sets alarm for 17:54*
Tommy in the USA
still howling at that phimo knob that lad posted earlier
might solicit the services of a sex worker
>>219379394kind of like jayposting except you're walking
Rorke blindly believing in spurious and scientifically unsupported conditions that were invented by very untrustworthy people
>>219379427are you
>>219379427Bigger than you and your dad's combined pipsqueak
>>219379355>go France (souf)>all the cafēs just do sausage and chips, and pizza
>>219379427enjoy thinking about nobs do you mate?
>>219379427looked like a water balloon
>>219379427Extremely vile picture isn’t itWhoever posted it must be a serious wrong un
good morn lads
>>219379427nice one mate aha>>219379447he is, problem?
>>219379417thank goodness he's safe
Poo Seal Roaring
Day 2 of lent lads >>219379247Looks lovely though
Phimo Cock Roaring
*squares up to you*
Borderline incel disorder
>>219379436if you do then be sure to constantly tell us about it and ignore the transactional nature of paying for sex with someone
really want to stay in bed and not do anything for the rest of my life, must be nice having cancer
Tommy Robinsons fruit juice
Did a foul viscous poo in the middle of a footpath that had the texture of aero chocolate mousse but more orangey in colour.
>>219379481mew>>219379494sc>>219379502mewsc
poo shrieking
Chicken phimo and chips for dinner
>>219379509what do you mean ignoring the transactional nature? it's implied by the fact that it's a prostitute
>>219379463morning
business idea: nigel farage meal at mcdonalds
Yuno Gasai must have the greatest pussy ever
>>219379534
crazy how it is da joos and rorke was right all along
>>219379395heading there now to chat her up
Right where is this post we were promised them
>>219379553>pussyactually she has a...
god i wish i could suckle a phimo willy
>>219379574thames valley police got him before he could post it.F for 5.55pm noncelad
Anybody remember when Anonymous used to do marches in London? Maybe we should reignite the anonymous movement in order to protest the government banning 4chan
why are jews good at making moneyaside from the interest-free loans that aren't available to goyim
>>219379578God I wish
>>219379595Careful mate the foodmongs WILL do their nut in at this
>>219379537tell it to the resident escort mong here, he'll probably ignore you
>>219379605lmaoing at that fella at the bottom
Growing out a goatee
>>219379595Just done my nut in
>>219379553more of a yuno miles kind of man myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH7uVz1vYWQ
grr that pic reposted from twitter has properly dun my nut in!
might have high cholesterol due to an unhealthy dietfeeling more prone to heart attacks and strokes
>>219379646looks peng
>>219379646omds rorke
>>219379606Probably a combination of how they're raised and nepotism.
BPD was removed from the the ICD, only to be reintroduced as a result of last-minute Jewish lobbying
>bpd denial>random painting jpgs>avatarflagging>ritual twitter reposting>phimo cock talkthe unholy trinity of heatherpaedo posting
>>219379664>>219379666You just replied to heatherpaedo.
>>219379657get on a low-fat plant based diet
>>219379657Eat more choccy, it helps
grillin, chillin, and always drillin
>>219379657Eat less cholesterol>>219379664Nope
I didn't tip for my coffee and the Starbucks woman gave me a sad look
>>219379681that would be a quintity actually, and you can't forget him talking about irish diaspora, which would make it an unholy sextity
>>219379694No
Nobody:Tony soprano on /brit/: shucking a gawlf bawl
>>219379751Americans don't still tip for coffee do they? Thought that was an old fashioned thing
rorke getting cornered by leftypol and beaten to death
asked chatgpt if it's jealous that humans get to have sex, and it asked "are you?"done me there
My revenge for every loud and obnoxious yank tourist in London and Edinburgh will be refusing to tip minimum wage employees here
>>219379805Bro got done by AIJust put the fries in in the bag bro
Almsgiving via (you)s to mediocre posts
going on a liquid diet. starving myself. let the (hunger) games begin..
>>219379680You see, I told you not to say it was “da jooz” because that’s not an argument. You cannot point to any specific reason at to why BPD should be classified as an illegitimate disorder Keep coping timmy, you have a personality disorder.
who would win: 1 50ft rorke or 50 1ft leftypols
>>219379849Why are you replying to yourself?
lol somebody has already thought of my idea
>>219379837TR
>>219379860he cant hear his inner monologue over the other voices in his head
>According to the authors, Borderline Personality Disorder emerged as a category during the heyday of psychoanalysis, where it was used to designate cases that fell “on the border” between neurosis and psychosis.>Despite being classified as a personality disorder (PD), the authors argue that the features of BPD do not align with the consensus understanding of other PDs. For instance, “its diagnostic criteria are not enduring personality traits but rather fluctuating symptoms and behaviors.”>“The triad of unstable mood, erratic relationships, and disturbed behaviour may be readily identifiable but that does not make it a personality disorder; chronic sleep disturbance creates the same symptoms.>Interestingly, the authors state that both the DSM and the ICD research committees initially rejected the inclusion of BPD, but the category was ultimately included due to pressure from powerful interest groups. They note, “It is not only Big Pharma that can influence diagnostic practices.”
would rather be born in some poor thirdie country and be normal than be born in a rich country and be a mentally ill autist
>>219379837I hope you’re keeping off the coffee. It doesn’t count unless you do, since coffee is an appetite suppressant
>>219379902TR
>>219379841are these the lads what made the original halo games
mental how much he should be killed
>>219379897lol no. need to do buy some more creamer come to think of it
third worlders are too low in consciousness to be mentally illthis is why blacks in particular are prone to schizophrenia when moving to the first world their level of consciousness is raised too quickly
>>219379922>my thwead wahh!!!get fucked loser
>>219379948Incoherent post
couldn't get the phimosis ring in last night and ended up spaffing what with all the fiddling of my sensitive willyshall be giving it another go tonight
On the break time at toil team got some chicken and duck sushi, mexican chicken wrap and a pepsi max cherry
>>219379902wtf i live in maine
>>219379955Don't have a meltdown TR
>>219379968it isnt
>>219379979prove it
really need a showeri fucking hate showering
how am I supposed to forge a relationship with these types of people
>>219380016yeah we know
>>219379948>material surroundings raise your consciousness/soulhylic tier post
just got off the phone with the big DJT apparently we can expect a yank to have a meltdown here
>>219379987do you think mental illness isn't a thing in africa
>>219379977drinking a fairlife choccy protein shake for lunch i bought a costco yesterdaylost 100lbs (down to 200lbs, 6'4) x
>>219380018>how am I supposed to forge a relationship with these types of peopleMaybe stop being a chud freak
>>219380018Mental how fucking stupid women are
>>219380018move to the 2 constituencies where reformers live
>>219379948I understand what you mean, I have spoken to some africans who are alright but with others you are clearly aware of the limits of the conversation. Its not even to do with language they just are incapable of understanding some abstract concepts.
>>219379948pretty much the same reason hamsters sometimes just die when you take them home I think
>>219380018not everyone is as invested in politics as you are green voting women aren’t a different species
>>219379849i can't help the fact that jews were at the forefront of creating inventing disorders without any scientific evidence to back their theories upbpd doesn't existit's called having fucking moodsit's usually women who believe in these unscientific labelsi suppose you think the myers-briggs personality test is scientific as well?
remember that utterly mental yank who made his own swords out of scrap metaland then there was that other one called chinyank who worked on aircraft and had a chink wife and was very seethefulwonder what they're up to
>>219380060green voting women think a right-leaning lib dem has a hitler shrine in his bedroom
and i'm gonna keep on eating poooo
>>219380076Why are you having a debate with yourself?
>>219380087no
>>219380109hideous freak
doing some big right wing farts
>>219380076well of course few mental disorders actually existmost of it is loosely defined nonsense people can self diagnose with for excuses for their behaviour. overpathologising poor habits and spiritual emptiness.
>Questions are often posed about the difficulties associated with diagnosing psychiatric ‘disorders.’ It was recently asked whether it was more difficult for girls to be diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).>In view of the fact ADHD has never been scientifically validated and is a fabricated psychiatric label, any difficulty is going to be whether there’s a willingness of the person doing the labelling to carry on the fraud.>Diagnosing anyone with ADHD regardless of their age or gender is going to be a matter of opinion. There’s no doubt some children can have difficulty sustaining attention in tasks or play activities; they might lose things necessary for tasks or activities, they might get easily distracted, have difficulty playing or engaging in leisure activities quietly, or talk excessively.>These sound like normal childhood behaviours that go hand-in-hand with the excitement, anticipation and activity of childhood, but for a psychiatrist, it’s part of the list of diagnostic criteria used to label children with ADHD.>Normal childhood behaviour has been redefined by psychiatrists to the point where dangerous psychiatric drugs are used to suppress such behaviour. The propaganda regarding childhood behaviour has been cleverly worded to sound convincing, and its being regularly accepted without inspection.>Parents however are left in a difficult position with few options. Every loving parent will do whatever it takes to protect their children and to that degree, they believe what a psychiatrist tells them.https://www.cchr.org.uk/behaviour-is-not-a-psychiatric-illness/
>>219380087swordmong probably died
>>219380018It took four generations of female voting to destroy the West. Western women’s most salient political issue is being allowed to murder their own child. Wild times.
>>219380135>overpathologising poor habits and spiritual emptiness.Good description of you desu
heathermong having his weekly over his parents sending him to his regular therapy session
>>219379893>>219380144feel free to stop posting any time
>>219380160done 'im
>>219380087literally who?
>>219380135
>>219380123RIP frank hassle
>>219380155but that's not even on the table in the UK and they're still commies
>>219380144did you cut off contact with your mummy because she made you take your meds
>>219380167fat
Bro posting Tom Cruise quotes now
>>219380207>>219380207>>219380207