vladigal edition
DISGUSTANG
dipsy dance, dipsy dance
done some really eggy farts
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live PGA tour Golf early coverage on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>219383577she looks like she fucks niggers
low quality threads tonight lads
>>219383266She was a qt back in the day
>>219383577imagine her clitoris, probably bigger than most men's willies
>>219383664a thimble is bigger than yours, though
>>219383654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jRQTj_k-1Q
>>219383656finna need some context chief
hi everyone
I think i'll watch a film while I do the washing up.
In OP's mind, that is his girlfriend.
>>219383703Hello bedsitman
>>219383645
shrieking out my window
just did a really big poo and it hurt my bumhere's a picture of my girlfriend
>>219383645>>219383720the absolute STATE of straight men
World war 2 was a religious war which would decide the world view of the coming era
a productive day
what are the legendary /brit/ posts?
>>219383577need her to rip my knob off
Sir David Byrne OBE
>>219383764foster
>>219383764'ped
>>219383782
My goat
Sir Brett cooper
>>219383718I'll be watching on my laptop screen, the TV isn't in my kitchen.
how could one keep americans filtered but still see when they've made a new thread?asking for a mate
>>219383577Why are the /brit/ thread in PARTICULAR so schizo?
>>219383798>plaid cymruwhat kind of celtic nonsense name is that
>>219383808she looks a bit like that ben shapiro fella>>219383821/^United States$/;op:no
>>2193838214chanx/^United States$/;op:no;
>>219383831>Why are the /brit/ thread
>>219383821after the flag add ;op:no
>>219383821dont know x
Playing a bit of GTA 6
I think I'm gonna die in thisHouse
nth for the gyaldem
>>219383844>>219383846>>219383864>>219383867thank you lads love you lads
>>219383831i really don't know
>>219383831lots of bored mentally unstable attention seeking 4chan addits
>>219383878learn to use AI you bonehead also, f*ck off
>>219383868does your uncle work at rockstar
>>219383909he owns it mate
>>219383906foster brother
>2026>uhhh...how do i ____unironically top yourself
>>219383918
>>219383577>>219383779yeah?
>>219383922Suck my tiny cock
>>219383878bit gay
>>219383922its ok they're retarded but we're the nuisance somehow
>>219383577>>219383664theres a video of her from camming days rubbing one outrather sexual i have to say
>>219383949obviously the faggot had a point to prove. probably brown anyway, no worries
>>219383664certainly bigger than mine
>>219383940she could actually rape me if she wanted to
>>219383877fucking retards
new bub games
>>219383751eat more fibre lad
>>219383944
>>219383720
>>219383751Here's a gif of my wife looking cute as always
>>219383842Trying too hard to fit in
ENTER
you joke about small willies but you dont know small willies like I know small willies
>>219383842did you know that the welsh call themselves cymraeg which is pronounced "cumrag"?
how do people on /sp/ have webms clipped 20 seconds after something happensproper freaks
oops the cheeky nap ended up a little over 3 hours. got sleep debt you see x
Worried my mate's wife will cheat on him at some point and leave him. They have kids together, but I get the sense that he kind of just gave up with things after getting married, like letting his appearance and fitness go.
I don’t respect Islam. I respect Muhammad.
cold rice and a little rat meat for din dins
*posts obnoxiously*
>>219384074what do you respect about him specifically?
feeling anxious and irritated
>>219384096british culture?
>>219384101prefer not to say
>>219384039and whats your problem mister!
>>219384058different delays across streaming services, remember the iplayer and itv x apps were about 40-60 seconds ahead of the tv channels
>>219384031stupid fucking whore i hate her
off to a gig at union chapel tomorrownever been there beforedeegs lives round the corner might pop in for a cuppa
>>219384085gymslop for me, frozen chicken, rice, and peas with some sauce
>>219384034I have the smallest knob on /brit/ BY FAR
did you know that in British culture when somebody is being nice to you, they absolutely hate your guts?
>>219384006stupid fucking whore I love her
feels bad man
>>219384150She must have a tiny knob and bollocks
GET EM OFF
Bloody hell this looks like shit.Why do you even exist.
>>219384155>in British culture when somebody is being nice to youdoesn't happen
>>219384155I had a moldovan wine recently and i was very nice
>its okay when i do it>teehee im bent btw>stewpid yankees!! WAHHH get out this is a BRIT only threadyoure not even english you disgusting n*gger
>>219384138she loves the food
>>219384166Why the fuck are the figure skaters falling over so much this olympics
did 21.4k steps today
>>219384153Mine is 3 inches erect, flaccid it doesn't even come out of my body and instead I just have a wad of foreskin bundled up above my bollocks (which are also small)
>>219384189he does look like a tumblr lesbian
i don't hate yanksi just hate the yanks that post here
>>219384189they made harry potter into a troon? rowling must be seething
>>219384205german foster brother 67
>>219384214cracking under pressure and rigged ice
>>219384198yore supposed to paint the walls with it, not drink it
>>219384221you literally have to ply mine out with a pair of tweezers ladit is microscopicatomic even
>>219384227>i don't hate yankspost your dna lad, oh right. you have none povvo
>>219384233sc
>>219384223I was doing a delivery to a vicarage the other day and the vicar-lady looked like that kid.
>>219384214The ice is too slippery
>>219384262thought you were going to leave a month agodid you relapse again :(
>>219384248>>219384221Mine's the size and shape of a standard champagne cork
>>219384234 i'd crack her under pressure, iykwim
>>219384248yeah? well when I was younger I incurred willy debt so during puberty when it grew it was instantly used to pay off the debt with interest and I don't even have a positive amount of willy in this willy economy
>>219384119oh so it's THAT
>>219384264keep screaming silly faggot>>219384277im more british than you cry about it b*tch boi
leafbros...
What's got the yank seething this time?
I've written a screenplay about a /brit/poster who falls for a nerdy girl with glasses and braces in college and tries to pluck up the courage to ask her out for a couple of years. He befriends her, and she thinks he's sweet in many ways, but she finds it off-putting when he talks about race war and the negrification of the English lower class.The film is called 'Darren', which is the lead character's name (he gets teased for having a 50 year old man's name, which is why he starts reading about differences in skull size by race on Apricity as a teenager). The tagline is 'He can talk the rorke, but can he pork the dork?'.Obviously he doesn't, and the film ends with her going to university and getting her back doors smashed in by some buck nigger she's just met in a pub, whilst Darren watches through the window after turning up with some petrol station tulips and a family bag of Maltesers. Sorry if I've spoilt it for anyone btw. It's definitely being made.
>>219384312>yankstill waiting for you to prove youre even british is all, go ahead, take your time.
>>219384314alri darren
>>219384312he was raped and turned into a pedohis entire life is seethe, we just have to witness it
sooon
>>219384312sometimes he gets stuck and repeats the same thing for a few hourslet him tire himself out
thought you'd be used to foreigners coopting your spacessorry ig (i'm not leaving)
>>219384312Someone asked how to filter them lmaoThey're very sensitive
>>219384345Hope she breaks her neck
>>219384189My head was shaped like this as a childI now have a proper watermelon bonce
Flared horse cock
Pink Panther
watched Millennium Actress and had a cry T_T
white boy summer soon
>>219384345Sir Raccoon Bitch
>>219384214I'm surprised they haven't blamed the ice. if this was athletics or gymnastics they'd 100% all be seething about the surfaces
>>219384345the best part about figure skating is that the skaters have a very short shelf life so i wont ever hear about that gook ever again after 2 weeks
I haven't seen a yank post in years
>>219384345Is she the slag that was talking about how much she's shagged
>>219384351they were treated in a similar manner by the romans, its a cope. try your best to give them the benefit of the doubt. theyre too uneducated to realize it so it sucks they wont ever stfu but what can ya do?
>>219384358
>>219384312he craves attention because his parents abandoned him when he was young and the only attention anyone showed him was his german foster brother who raped him. this manifests as a desire to be abused reminiscent of that time so he comes to a place where nobody likes him and plays the fool
>>219384356not a patch on a knot and everyone knows itstop trying to spread a stupid kind of degeneracy when a perfectly decent degeneracy already exists
>>219384396Don't care about the tattoo. She bogged her face. So sad.
>>219384401this is brutal2 hour melty incoming
Cock shaped like an eve online battle ship iykwim
>>219384390no, she just has funny hair and a piercing so the incels are beside themselves with rage
>>219384401>he found out im more british than himpost your 23and me then seething fagget
>>219384432Awesomesauce!
my face when I poo
>>219384390no that's her
Been watching this anime called Medalist, it's about figure skating. I thought it was pretty decent so I tried watching the skating on the Olympics and it's so fucking boring
>>219384449Looks like my ket dealer
think of londonsmall citydarkdark in the daytimepeople sleepsleep in the daytimeif they want toif they want to
I didn't get to grow up in California and my life is completely fucked up because of thathttps://youtu.be/IaOb3B_nsY0
>>219384449wonder if he always sounded like such a nasally twatimagine that thing coming at you in a dark alley
>>219384440You have been defeated.
the final sixhttps://olympicstreams.co/figure-skating-free-program-women-s-live-stream/1/
>>219384471Its the eyes yh?
no vape leftno pouches lefti simply HAVE to have a fag and get some nicotene in me or else im going ot LOSE MY NUT
>>219384401ptsd from being btfo repeatedly now he resorts to "how do i block them"cry about it, bitch
>>219384478I lived in San Francisco for 5 years and seriously the Californian women are another planet of peng. Brits will never understand
>>219384449is that young mozza
>>219384486>forgot pic
oh he seething
>>219384529Hope she loses to the real chinks
>>219384506why do you spell it like thatbet you see the word like 10 times a day so you know how it's spelled
>>219384536yeah youre mad
>>219384485that's him re-raped
>>219384387I'm supporting racoon but I'm hoping petrosian lands a quad and takes gold
*marches into the thread*
might treat myself to a wank
>>219384560nicotene like benzene
Stop talking about the Olympics I don't care about that. We should be talking about my 51.3% gains
>>219384590Why does she walk like an autist
>>219384545why do you hate racoon for no reason?
>>219384590she walks like a wrestler
me? i did a 23andme and only had 3% british islesprimarily german/french from alsace lorraine and the other half flemishproper mutt, me
>>219384485the last two white men in /brit/
>>219384607why not 100% gains
CARMELLLAAA CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRRR
>>219384590POWER GAIT
>nicotine
>>219384584go ask your pa to use his CC and buy yourself one, now, loudmouth
>>219384590>rubbing nose>tonguing gums
>>219384590TAKE ME TO HIMTAKE ME TO THE SON OF A BITCH
Is it true that shoe0nhead is a woke lefty now? Haven't seen her since about 2016
>>219384590she is fucking sniffed up
>>219384615hate that stupid piercing myself
you may find yourselfliving in a shotgun shack
>>219384680that whole scene was lefties to start withsome of them moved to the far right, but she didn't because she has a real life
hey everyone shoenice again
islamic-comtent-v0-7pp1pchz6hkg1~2.jpg
attention starved parasites
>>219384750never forget that you are raped
ramalamadingdong
suddenly want to purchase a toyota tacoma on finance
just told rorke about ai and its blown his mind bless him
Thoughts about girls that pack a pussy down there?
Average /brit/ poster
listening to Aswad's crucial live release 'Live & Direct', recorded in concert at the Notting Hill Carnival, 1982
She identifies as bisexual and pansexual,[8] and is the first openly LGBTQ women's singles skater on Team USA.She has also been open about her struggles of being an elite-level athlete with ADHD
>>219384805https://youtu.be/pccd7gJwHPE?si=XvGJ0w_DtHAnnh9e
>>219384755>cmon guys keep wasting your time it'll make me feel better about your own shite lifegot better things to do then help you cope kiddo
I want to take her from behind, with her asshole staring me in the face.
>>219384795
>>219384680no she's a socially conservative progressive with a right-wing husbandvery red scare coded, although they would never associate with someone like her.
>>219384833*mylol
>>219384848umgiraffe
>quad missedfuck
>>219384854parents abandoned you 67??
>>219384848what that tongue do
tell you what, wogs and foreigners always bang on about british commentators being biased towards british athletes but this yank stream is much worse
>>219384870escort abandon you?
>>219384840She was 16 here btw
>>219383633i don't have a ticket
any women aged 20-30 in the Manchester area want to have disappointing sex tonight? let me know
>>219384636>Irish>WhiteLmao ok
>>219384897If there’s grass on the field play ball.
so here we are then................... the lads
>>219384910going to second this request in case theres more than one
>please, please act like a fucking retard and argue with me. IM desperate for attention and my life is utter shit and if you keep going back and forth it will make me think were all retarded (like me)clear enough?
it's over
>>219384886clearly not if she sent me this the other dayfoster 67
>>219384882Americans don't pretend to be impartial. It's the team USA broadcast
>>219383577sex
>>219384939grim
>>219384850>very red scare codedNo idea what this means zoomer
friday tomorrowanyone getting on the booze after toil?i ami'll get a takeaway an all
I have a sneaking suspicion about olympicsnonce but don't have a high enough place in the pecking order to say it outright
>>219384927fair enough can't disagree
business idea: bras for cats
>>219384940happy for you. truly am. do me a favor and never @ me again and i MAY consider leaving you to this dogshit hellhole you call a thread
might go to america for the next summer olympicsnever been before
>BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor found dead in suspected suicide hours after release from custody
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771303493639237.webm
>>219385010yeah nah
>>219384969don't tempt me frodo ahah
>>219384969yes I've had a very stressful week at toil so will be on the booze. might get on it early me
>>219384967shut up unc
>>219385007I wish
>>219385010vile
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771526481079355.webm
3 days until I see the escort again lads :3
Scrooming
poor amber if she didn't miss a little spin yesterday she would've meddled
Sir Saxe-Coburg and Gotha
>>219385079You have to love him
>>219384939figure skating needs to be the last event, the olympics has lost its biggest hype
>>219385033hard weeks require the most boozemaybe even a takeaway (collected to not give money to a non)
>>219385081hope the japs fucking wipe the floor with the yank whores
>>219385081leftypol dyke deserves to lose
olympics are fucking boring as fuck
stuck in a hole in the fog
>>219385071It lovely
>>219385134Feel free to continuing posting about poo, no one's stopping you
>>219385106Retvrn to competive painting
>>219385155i haven't even made a post about pooi just find figure skating a bit boringsnooze fest innit
>>219385134>fucking boring as fuck*yawns*read a book lame-o
>>219385169Not as boring as you
feeling contempt for the average person
>>219385134I'm just holding out to see if are liu comes out to icedancerreckon it's a ruse
>>219385134this but football
>>219385208there is absolutely not a single chance she does
D-day tomorrow
*skates a figure eight on your stomach*
>how could one keep americans filtered but still see when they've made a new thread?asking for a mate
>>219385223well I'll develop life long debilitating trust issues if I've been lied to then
>>219385225Getting dicked eh
>>219382700KILL YOURSELF
please fall please fall
youre a fucking retard, mate.
>>219385254i hope so
no apprentice thread, game's gone
>>219382700You should be fucking killed
why does this one upset you lot so much
>>219385293scrmaing
>>219385225d-day was ages ago
great bottom on her
>>219385268>>219385293/sp/ tricked me too
uh oh melty
great thread, btw.can we get some more whiny bitches crying? really enjoy hearing it
>>219385338she really is actually quite uglylike a goblin in slap
still the most entertaining one by far
>mfw an american was fat near me
>>219385358You have no idea what you're talking about you stupid little trollopShe's an angel
Mouse keeps prattling on in the Mousecord about his 'eye-talian' rootsLike he's a fucking yank
>>219385358you'd cum your pants if she even smiled at you
>>219385345>>219385228
>>219385380>>219385342
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>219385383>>219385380baited for this exact response
>>219385393Thanks la
Appreciating the slow mo arse shots
>>219385422>>219385422>>219385422
>>219385407oh no i've been done
dog shit yank edishoshityankedishyay.
>>219385358she's the most adorable girl i have ever seen
The gingerpedo melty started earlier than usual today I see.
constantly fondling my balls to make sure i don't have ball cancer
cute
