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Chewing on Dubai chocolate
I was going into costco today and there was a pedestrian traffic jam to enter and when I got through the barcode scanner it was literally just 2 dozen boomgroids standing there watching the hockey game on the display tv, blocking the main walking path off and a bunch of barely sentient muslim people behind them waiting for the path to clear.
>>219387253it is sorta strange in moments like that where you see all the people around you mindlessly reacting and it feels like you're the only one in the room with lucidity.
>>219387253I didnt even know canuckians HAD costco up there
Got myself Starbies
>>219387276Not only do we have costco but we still have the polish sausage version of the hot dog and pop
>>219387276costco is winning bigly their corporate policy is to reinvest so theyre one of the only megacorps that hasnt sold its soul to the stock market.
Seahorses are something else
Costco employees are basically the Gestapo. "Papers please" and shit like that. Total Nazis.
Jesus bleibet meine Freude,meines Herzens Trost und Saft,Jesus wehret allem Leide,er ist meines Lebens Kraft,meiner Augen Lust und Sonne,meiner Seele Schatz und Wonne;darum lass ich Jesum nichtaus dem Herzen und Gesicht.
>pop
>>219387333I was just listening to Oomph
>>219387330Dude I went in to take a piss before shopping one time and this karen carded meLike hoe I'm a 30-something white dude you don't think I belong here?
>>219387330>he doesnt have a costco cardLMAOing at ur life
Papers Please... now that was a game
>>219387345lol that’s even gayer than Rammstein
Bluepoint is shutting down
You know what? Not having friends maybe isn't so bad after all.
>>219387384#DoItForState
>>219387371>even gayer than RammsteinNot possible
>>219387335Pop = 1 syllable: short and to the point, rarely confused for other instances of the word "pop", accurately describes the phenomena of "popping" in the drinkSoda = 2 syllables: unnecessarily long-winded, soo duh sounds retarded like sooooo duuhhhhh - like that is what you would expect a retarded kid at school to say to himself, soda does not describe any aspect of the experience of drinking pop, so it's a purely vocab/technical word and its meaning cannot be inferred from experiencepop is just a superior word
Arguably bannable
Pop the Glock
>2 syllables is long winded
>>219387365The normal mode is so hard if you're playing it for the first time
>>219387384i swear i saw a similar video where they branded their bro but pushed in with a lot of force and went past too much muscle into bone or something
did you know englandistani's call them fizzy drinks
Texas will turn blue and the white fats will suffer a coronary which nobody will respond to, This is the century of brown.
>>219387453>normal modeDid that game have difficulty settings? It's been a while
I don't own any cats, and I am allergic, so I feed strays
>>219387333Wir schlucken Staub beim WandernDer Säckel hängt uns hohlDer Kaiser schluckt ganz FlandernBekomm’s ihm ewig wohl!
>>219387473They patched in an easy mode that lowers the daily maintenance required to keep your family fed and sheltered
Branding someone is absolutely retarded, it's not cool or sexy or anything
>>219387486Looks pretty well fed for a stray
Any Xenoblade fans itt
>>219387486Please continue being nice to and feeding stray cats <3
>>219387546It's 2026 can they not just lazer you or something
I dissected a (stray) cat once in biology class
Showed dadberg my energy drinks from Ukraine and he told me to throw them away
I have 2 gold teeth
I dissected a cockchafer in biology class
>>219387595I'd post the Harlan Ellison hate pasta but he was such a piece of shit that cat dissection would look good on his resume
That eel boss in Mario Sunshine was so fun, the one where you spray his teeth
It hurts when I coom
>>219387595When I was a kid I would kill lizards and dissect their bodies and stomachs I would slice their stomach open with a thorn from a rose bush I got very good at it
>>219387604Lol
For me, its the dragon roost island boss with the grappling hook
peak
>>219387636Lizards hate Canada so I never could do this. Only had mice instead.
>>219387640Have you ever felt Völlig losgelöst von der Erde?
>>219387663I always wanted a pet toad to feed mice too
Never played Wind Waker but I had those DS games, the train one and the hourglass one. Never finished them though
downloading porn, i mean why not, that bitch fine as fuck
Professor Layton was an S tier DS series
i would never hurt and innocent little creature that means i am better than you and fit to rule over you and those like you and if i so wish kill you
>>219387636t. pablo
>>219387716I'm White
>>219387644that boss sucked ass>scoprion thing is closing in on you>OOPS, GOTTA WATCH THIS LONG ASS FUCKING ANIMATION OF THE HOOK WINDING AROUND THE TAIL>OOPS, YOU DIDNT MOVE IN TIME BECAUSE OF THE LONG ASS ANIMATION, TAKE DAMAGE NERD
>>219387709So true
>>219387750Dude the arena was so cool though and you were swinging around everywhere
>>219387742nah, that's the kind of thing that violent aztecs do.
>>219387775Aztecs cut things open for barbarity I cut things open out of curiosity
>>219387384pov you just payed $5k and underwent weeks of hazing to make friends
shit bitch fag ass nigger fuck
>not having friends maybe is not
what is 1 ÷ 0?
>>219387835pendejo
>>219387853there are zero zeroes in a number, so dividing by zero always gives zero
>>219387867That’s NOT correct!
>>219387805you cut things open because there's an important part of your frontal lobe missing.
>posting webms on blue boards
I got two foods, tismalla
Next time I'm confronted by Gestapo Costco employees I'm asking THEM for THEIR papers.
>befriended some musicians last week>they've offered me more help and advice with my job life in a week than my old friend group did in 10 yearswere my old friends assholes? feels like i wasted a decade of my life with assholes because i picked the wrong friends at 15-16
>>219387888I don't do it anymore I grew out of it when I hit my 20s
Saw a missing cat sign above the missing person signs. How the fuck do you find someone's missing orange cat? They all look the same.
>Pedro Pascal as Heraclius>Shia LeBeouf as Phoca the Usurper>Anthony Hopkins as Heraclius the Elder>Kayvan Novak as Khosro the Victor>Dave Bautista as the Avar Khagan>Jason Momoa as the Khazar Khagan>Danny DeVito as Emperor Maurice>Yul Vasquez as Shahrwaraz
My grandma fell and I'm pretending I can't hear her
>>219387899Why would you not
momberg calls microwaves "the nuker"
>>219387965My mom calls handicapped parking spots "the cripple zone" lmfao
I feel sleepy I almost dozed off when I was getting my teeth cleaned
two cups of water that looks 200 degrees fahrenheitone part ramen cubeone part two large airfried eggsthey actually eat this shit in china
>>219386610Yeah it didn't desu you're missing the bigger picture which were the massive powerful civic organizations that no longer exist or have been defanged like big unions . Plus people in power wanted to counter Soviet propaganda which played up the issue or segregation Anyways not sure what giving nigs the vote accomplished. If that's your best example of the effectiveness of civil disobedience, it's not much
whenever my personal scheduled fasting periods end up on ramadan i just cancel them. dont want to be doing the same thing as browns.
ill never make it in life
>>219387965>>219387980mom calls that the whippersnapper
>>219388030that doesnt make sense. If student activism had nothing to do with it, why would they allow the press to show that the """"democratic bastion of freedom""" was racist and practiced segregation?
>>219388030Unions were stronger but they weren't the only reason civil rights legislation was passed. The Soviet thing is real but wouldn't have happened without protesters. Soviet media broadcast the image of repression and police brutality worldwide just like the news media broadcast it at home, and it was becoming a major PR disaster for the whole country. Here was the land of freedom suppressing democracy and human rights.
>you see, it wasnt student activism that caused hundreds of thousands of the boomer generation to drop out of school, burn draft cards and smoke pot, it was actually Nixon's 4D chess to um....sabotage the vietnam war effort
you gotta admit that my movie tagline's pure fucking chud gold
>>219388075The other anon could be an authoritarian retard. I've noticed they like to avoid admitting that dissent or challenges to authority could have a major impact or they downplay them when they do happen. They live in a world where all powerful elites can't be dislodged and control everything.
Been real depressed lately and opened this video out of passive curiosity https://youtube.com/shorts/-XAGwmOiWlQ?si=NacJpsa0iHNscFsSHalf way through watching it a guy walked past me in a t-shirt that says "god has a plan" on the back. I guess the big man really do be having a sense of humor
powerful
It's very important that you knock her up while she is young. You wont get another chance.
>>219388261can i knock you up?
>>219388192>They live in a world where all powerful elites can't be dislodged and control everything.that's true doe, now more than ever.and even if they are dislodged, they are immediately replaced by different upstart elites.you could theoretically prove me wrong by providing one single counter-example in history but you can't
>>219388261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shdfTLxot4Q
Might genuinely make myself a ham sandwich with a cheese bagel
>>219388060perfection is the enemy of joy
Sorry kid, I'm Hag Only
>>219388253Been over a decade of this guy as a politician and I do not understand why either his supporters or his detractors take anything he says seriously.
>>219388192>They live in a world where all powerful elites can't be dislodged and control everythingThat's true
>>219388261but why male models
>>219387384Is that ASU frat leader?
>>219387923>doing it past single digit yearsPablo confirmed.
>>219388289THIS! SO MUCH THIS!
>>219387276My Costco membership card worked at Costco in England.
you ever make a post then update the thread because you want to see your post?
>>219388333>t. richfag
>>219388289
>>219388355Literally every time
>>219388333It even works in the Shanghai Costco t. Slant Whisperer
>>219388334me when Royals and the cha cha slide pt 2 come on
lois.... i'm dying... auuugh
>>219388273Authoritarian regimes have absolute power until they don't, and they aren't necessarily replaced by equally repressive authoritarian regimes. Just like democratic governments, authoritarian ones are subject to the typical pressures of macroeconomics and foreign support but have the added liability of generally higher corruption and secrecy and governments that are wedded to one party and/or individual or small group, plus the fact that much of the populace hates them.
Norway stole the Olympics from us. We need to annex Svalbard as punishment.
>>219388397>and they aren't necessarily replaced by equally repressive authoritarian regimes.there are times when people say 'Remember the time they took Barry's small intestine right out of his ass with a pair of tweezers? Man, fuck that, I'd rather have a cold one in my spare time, you know?'
Happy 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter where you are on the political spectrum, I think we can all agree on one thing. Mass immigration of jeets is diastrous for your country.
I shit you not one time someone argued with me in real life that Red Hot Chili Peppers is goth and he was 100% sincere. Male btw
>>219388421They literally always win the Winter Olympics thoughbeit, they are the all time leaders in medal count and gold medal count. We should guilt trip them into diversifying their team with more somalis so they win less medals.
>>219388397political power is a farce and politicians are puppets controlled by those with real power, which is conferred by money, land, assetsthere's also the military
https://youtu.be/MiY5auB3OWg?si=9JlWgqNA1bgxysGB
>>219388435>gothThis term is meaningless nowadays
>>219388443They win by cheating. They use dark Old Norse magic to curse the other players. This was well established by many independent journalists.
why do you think women often say attractive women over 18 getting a lot of attention look 14
>>219388449Yeah the unknowable unfalsifiable undefined elites...
>>219388475Nothing makes a hag seethe more than seeing a younger woman get more attention
>>219388456If only it had some sort of definition including only a specific genre of music...
>>219388479yes they meet in shadowy rooms to discuss their plans5-star hotel meeting rooms, private suites, banquetswhere else would they go?
>>219388253This guy used to be funny in a trolling, making you laugh at other people wayNow he's just retarded and orange
>>219388421mf's invented new events to get that medal count
>>219388275
>>219388500If you're talking about the original music from the 1980s, yeah. Beyond that it has expanded and warped into a meaningless label (red hot chili peppers is still wrong though obviously)
Don't have any meat in the houseDinner will be lentil croquettes, mashed potatoes, and peas
>>219388565i got some meat for ya
>>219388549>If you're talking about the original music from the 1980s, yeahyeah indeed!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a2YH2ZRw2Q
Dude 12 medals for 1 kind of sport
I refuse to piss and I don't care about the consequences. I'm in charge of my body and not the other way around.
>>219388397The whole "democracy v.s authoritarianism" thing is fiction
>finally get the cute girl I think likes me at uni after chatting for a week to grab pizza w/ me after class>finally make the move>"*shock* Are you hitting on me!?">"*laughs* We can be friends, but I'm gay, I like girls! *leaves*"
>>219388503>now
>>219388479>UnknowableNTA but seems pretty knowable to me. Those with large amounts of influence and powerDo you think there aren't people with more power in gov? Not sure what point you are even trying to make
>>219388607baffling post
>>219388607maybe in America where the cops are assholes regardless of the political system in place
I hates the constitution
>the canadian constitution is literally written in maple syrupHow is this country real?
>>219388488So you can't dribble for fucking shit motherfucker fucking
queue the 'Cop dynasties' speech from Inherent Viceno way I'm googling that cause the people who wrote and recorded it were obnoxious themselves
>>219388684MY future stan lee cup MVP Macklin Celebrini
it might actually be truly over
>the people rule because every once in awhile you put paper in a box and because journalist retards can spout garbage freelyYep that's an illusion . Anything else you're confused about bud
>>219388717do you think the vietnam war and french revolution just didnt happen?
>>219388612Happened to me too. Tbf I was mostly just desperate for intamacy at the time, so I wasn't that upset when she turned me down
The canadians here are going to do just like the tranner who shot up the hockey rink when they inevitably lose the final to the USA
>>219388717don't be a commieit's not about rulingit's about the state not packing its entire population into giant assrape gulags in the desert, creating a criminal society which goes on to invade its former subjects for years because they're the BITCH
>>219388734our boys have been playing like absolute SHIT, betting on canada is ez money
The vietnam war never started. The vietnam war started so it could never end. The vietnam war was fought by chimps.
>>219388730
I don't watch sports. I watch cultured content, like anime and anime pornography
>>219388730What does the Vietnam war have to do with anything
>>219388710
>>219388791I'm going to boo the anthem and not because I want canada to win or anything but because of blump and the fact that hockey symbolizes white supremacy
>>219388802And what was it good for?Absolutely NOTHING
>>219388821Every time I hear the American national anthem I kneel
>>219388802do...do you even understand what happened in vietnam?
I never want to visit Vietnam because I hate Anthony Bourdain so much and he apes the country so it must be shut
>>219388747we should put homeless people and criminals into assrape gulags though
>>219388847america couldn't outjungle the monkeys and started seething and burned everything
I am 29yrs old and never had a gf
>>219388791but theres plenty of anime about sports
