Canadian heritage moment-editionprev >>219383785
Chewing on Dubai chocolate
I was going into costco today and there was a pedestrian traffic jam to enter and when I got through the barcode scanner it was literally just 2 dozen boomgroids standing there watching the hockey game on the display tv, blocking the main walking path off and a bunch of barely sentient muslim people behind them waiting for the path to clear.
>>219387253it is sorta strange in moments like that where you see all the people around you mindlessly reacting and it feels like you're the only one in the room with lucidity.
>>219387253I didnt even know canuckians HAD costco up there
Got myself Starbies
>>219387276Not only do we have costco but we still have the polish sausage version of the hot dog and pop
>>219387276costco is winning bigly their corporate policy is to reinvest so theyre one of the only megacorps that hasnt sold its soul to the stock market.
Seahorses are something else
Costco employees are basically the Gestapo. "Papers please" and shit like that. Total Nazis.
Jesus bleibet meine Freude,meines Herzens Trost und Saft,Jesus wehret allem Leide,er ist meines Lebens Kraft,meiner Augen Lust und Sonne,meiner Seele Schatz und Wonne;darum lass ich Jesum nichtaus dem Herzen und Gesicht.
>pop
>>219387333I was just listening to Oomph
>>219387330Dude I went in to take a piss before shopping one time and this karen carded meLike hoe I'm a 30-something white dude you don't think I belong here?
>>219387330>he doesnt have a costco cardLMAOing at ur life
Papers Please... now that was a game
>>219387345lol that’s even gayer than Rammstein
Bluepoint is shutting down
You know what? Not having friends maybe isn't so bad after all.
>>219387384#DoItForState
>>219387371>even gayer than RammsteinNot possible
>>219387335Pop = 1 syllable: short and to the point, rarely confused for other instances of the word "pop", accurately describes the phenomena of "popping" in the drinkSoda = 2 syllables: unnecessarily long-winded, soo duh sounds retarded like sooooo duuhhhhh - like that is what you would expect a retarded kid at school to say to himself, soda does not describe any aspect of the experience of drinking pop, so it's a purely vocab/technical word and its meaning cannot be inferred from experiencepop is just a superior word
Arguably bannable
Pop the Glock
>2 syllables is long winded
>>219387365The normal mode is so hard if you're playing it for the first time
>>219387384i swear i saw a similar video where they branded their bro but pushed in with a lot of force and went past too much muscle into bone or something
did you know englandistani's call them fizzy drinks
Texas will turn blue and the white fats will suffer a coronary which nobody will respond to, This is the century of brown.
>>219387453>normal modeDid that game have difficulty settings? It's been a while
I don't own any cats, and I am allergic, so I feed strays
>>219387333Wir schlucken Staub beim WandernDer Säckel hängt uns hohlDer Kaiser schluckt ganz FlandernBekomm’s ihm ewig wohl!
>>219387473They patched in an easy mode that lowers the daily maintenance required to keep your family fed and sheltered
Branding someone is absolutely retarded, it's not cool or sexy or anything
>>219387486Looks pretty well fed for a stray
Any Xenoblade fans itt
>>219387486Please continue being nice to and feeding stray cats <3
>>219387546It's 2026 can they not just lazer you or something
I dissected a (stray) cat once in biology class
Showed dadberg my energy drinks from Ukraine and he told me to throw them away
I have 2 gold teeth
I dissected a cockchafer in biology class
>>219387595I'd post the Harlan Ellison hate pasta but he was such a piece of shit that cat dissection would look good on his resume
That eel boss in Mario Sunshine was so fun, the one where you spray his teeth
It hurts when I coom
>>219387595When I was a kid I would kill lizards and dissect their bodies and stomachs I would slice their stomach open with a thorn from a rose bush I got very good at it
>>219387604Lol
For me, its the dragon roost island boss with the grappling hook
peak
>>219387636Lizards hate Canada so I never could do this. Only had mice instead.
>>219387640Have you ever felt Völlig losgelöst von der Erde?
>>219387663I always wanted a pet toad to feed mice too
Never played Wind Waker but I had those DS games, the train one and the hourglass one. Never finished them though
downloading porn, i mean why not, that bitch fine as fuck
Professor Layton was an S tier DS series
i would never hurt and innocent little creature that means i am better than you and fit to rule over you and those like you and if i so wish kill you
>>219387636t. pablo
>>219387716I'm White
>>219387644that boss sucked ass>scoprion thing is closing in on you>OOPS, GOTTA WATCH THIS LONG ASS FUCKING ANIMATION OF THE HOOK WINDING AROUND THE TAIL>OOPS, YOU DIDNT MOVE IN TIME BECAUSE OF THE LONG ASS ANIMATION, TAKE DAMAGE NERD
>>219387709So true
>>219387750Dude the arena was so cool though and you were swinging around everywhere
>>219387742nah, that's the kind of thing that violent aztecs do.
>>219387775Aztecs cut things open for barbarity I cut things open out of curiosity
>>219387384pov you just payed $5k and underwent weeks of hazing to make friends
shit bitch fag ass nigger fuck
>not having friends maybe is not
what is 1 ÷ 0?
>>219387835pendejo
>>219387853there are zero zeroes in a number, so dividing by zero always gives zero
>>219387867That’s NOT correct!
>>219387805you cut things open because there's an important part of your frontal lobe missing.
>posting webms on blue boards
I got two foods, tismalla
Next time I'm confronted by Gestapo Costco employees I'm asking THEM for THEIR papers.
>befriended some musicians last week>they've offered me more help and advice with my job life in a week than my old friend group did in 10 yearswere my old friends assholes? feels like i wasted a decade of my life with assholes because i picked the wrong friends at 15-16
>>219387888I don't do it anymore I grew out of it when I hit my 20s
Saw a missing cat sign above the missing person signs. How the fuck do you find someone's missing orange cat? They all look the same.
>Pedro Pascal as Heraclius>Shia LeBeouf as Phoca the Usurper>Anthony Hopkins as Heraclius the Elder>Kayvan Novak as Khosro the Victor>Dave Bautista as the Avar Khagan>Jason Momoa as the Khazar Khagan>Danny DeVito as Emperor Maurice>Yul Vasquez as Shahrwaraz
My grandma fell and I'm pretending I can't hear her
>>219387899Why would you not
momberg calls microwaves "the nuker"
>>219387965My mom calls handicapped parking spots "the cripple zone" lmfao
I feel sleepy I almost dozed off when I was getting my teeth cleaned
two cups of water that looks 200 degrees fahrenheitone part ramen cubeone part two large airfried eggsthey actually eat this shit in china
>>219386610Yeah it didn't desu you're missing the bigger picture which were the massive powerful civic organizations that no longer exist or have been defanged like big unions . Plus people in power wanted to counter Soviet propaganda which played up the issue or segregation Anyways not sure what giving nigs the vote accomplished. If that's your best example of the effectiveness of civil disobedience, it's not much
whenever my personal scheduled fasting periods end up on ramadan i just cancel them. dont want to be doing the same thing as browns.
ill never make it in life
>>219387965>>219387980mom calls that the whippersnapper
>>219388030that doesnt make sense. If student activism had nothing to do with it, why would they allow the press to show that the """"democratic bastion of freedom""" was racist and practiced segregation?
>>219388030Unions were stronger but they weren't the only reason civil rights legislation was passed. The Soviet thing is real but wouldn't have happened without protesters. Soviet media broadcast the image of repression and police brutality worldwide just like the news media broadcast it at home, and it was becoming a major PR disaster for the whole country. Here was the land of freedom suppressing democracy and human rights.
>you see, it wasnt student activism that caused hundreds of thousands of the boomer generation to drop out of school, burn draft cards and smoke pot, it was actually Nixon's 4D chess to um....sabotage the vietnam war effort
you gotta admit that my movie tagline's pure fucking chud gold
>>219388075The other anon could be an authoritarian retard. I've noticed they like to avoid admitting that dissent or challenges to authority could have a major impact or they downplay them when they do happen. They live in a world where all powerful elites can't be dislodged and control everything.
Been real depressed lately and opened this video out of passive curiosity https://youtube.com/shorts/-XAGwmOiWlQ?si=NacJpsa0iHNscFsSHalf way through watching it a guy walked past me in a t-shirt that says "god has a plan" on the back. I guess the big man really do be having a sense of humor
powerful
It's very important that you knock her up while she is young. You wont get another chance.
>>219388261can i knock you up?
>>219388192>They live in a world where all powerful elites can't be dislodged and control everything.that's true doe, now more than ever.and even if they are dislodged, they are immediately replaced by different upstart elites.you could theoretically prove me wrong by providing one single counter-example in history but you can't
>>219388261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shdfTLxot4Q
Might genuinely make myself a ham sandwich with a cheese bagel
>>219388060perfection is the enemy of joy
Sorry kid, I'm Hag Only
>>219388253Been over a decade of this guy as a politician and I do not understand why either his supporters or his detractors take anything he says seriously.
>>219388192>They live in a world where all powerful elites can't be dislodged and control everythingThat's true
>>219388261but why male models
>>219387384Is that ASU frat leader?
>>219387923>doing it past single digit yearsPablo confirmed.
>>219388289THIS! SO MUCH THIS!
>>219387276My Costco membership card worked at Costco in England.
you ever make a post then update the thread because you want to see your post?
>>219388333>t. richfag
>>219388289
>>219388355Literally every time
>>219388333It even works in the Shanghai Costco t. Slant Whisperer
>>219388334me when Royals and the cha cha slide pt 2 come on
lois.... i'm dying... auuugh
>>219388273Authoritarian regimes have absolute power until they don't, and they aren't necessarily replaced by equally repressive authoritarian regimes. Just like democratic governments, authoritarian ones are subject to the typical pressures of macroeconomics and foreign support but have the added liability of generally higher corruption and secrecy and governments that are wedded to one party and/or individual or small group, plus the fact that much of the populace hates them.
Norway stole the Olympics from us. We need to annex Svalbard as punishment.
>>219388397>and they aren't necessarily replaced by equally repressive authoritarian regimes.there are times when people say 'Remember the time they took Barry's small intestine right out of his ass with a pair of tweezers? Man, fuck that, I'd rather have a cold one in my spare time, you know?'
Happy 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter where you are on the political spectrum, I think we can all agree on one thing. Mass immigration of jeets is diastrous for your country.
I shit you not one time someone argued with me in real life that Red Hot Chili Peppers is goth and he was 100% sincere. Male btw
>>219388421They literally always win the Winter Olympics thoughbeit, they are the all time leaders in medal count and gold medal count. We should guilt trip them into diversifying their team with more somalis so they win less medals.
>>219388397political power is a farce and politicians are puppets controlled by those with real power, which is conferred by money, land, assetsthere's also the military
https://youtu.be/MiY5auB3OWg?si=9JlWgqNA1bgxysGB
>>219388435>gothThis term is meaningless nowadays
>>219388443They win by cheating. They use dark Old Norse magic to curse the other players. This was well established by many independent journalists.
why do you think women often say attractive women over 18 getting a lot of attention look 14
>>219388449Yeah the unknowable unfalsifiable undefined elites...
>>219388475Nothing makes a hag seethe more than seeing a younger woman get more attention
>>219388456If only it had some sort of definition including only a specific genre of music...
>>219388479yes they meet in shadowy rooms to discuss their plans5-star hotel meeting rooms, private suites, banquetswhere else would they go?
>>219388253This guy used to be funny in a trolling, making you laugh at other people wayNow he's just retarded and orange
>>219388421mf's invented new events to get that medal count
>>219388275
>>219388500If you're talking about the original music from the 1980s, yeah. Beyond that it has expanded and warped into a meaningless label (red hot chili peppers is still wrong though obviously)
Don't have any meat in the houseDinner will be lentil croquettes, mashed potatoes, and peas
>>219388565i got some meat for ya
>>219388549>If you're talking about the original music from the 1980s, yeahyeah indeed!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a2YH2ZRw2Q
Dude 12 medals for 1 kind of sport
I refuse to piss and I don't care about the consequences. I'm in charge of my body and not the other way around.
>>219388397The whole "democracy v.s authoritarianism" thing is fiction
>finally get the cute girl I think likes me at uni after chatting for a week to grab pizza w/ me after class>finally make the move>"*shock* Are you hitting on me!?">"*laughs* We can be friends, but I'm gay, I like girls! *leaves*"
>>219388503>now
>>219388479>UnknowableNTA but seems pretty knowable to me. Those with large amounts of influence and powerDo you think there aren't people with more power in gov? Not sure what point you are even trying to make
>>219388607baffling post
>>219388607maybe in America where the cops are assholes regardless of the political system in place
I hates the constitution
>the canadian constitution is literally written in maple syrupHow is this country real?
>>219388488So you can't dribble for fucking shit motherfucker fucking
queue the 'Cop dynasties' speech from Inherent Viceno way I'm googling that cause the people who wrote and recorded it were obnoxious themselves
>>219388684MY future stan lee cup MVP Macklin Celebrini
it might actually be truly over
>the people rule because every once in awhile you put paper in a box and because journalist retards can spout garbage freelyYep that's an illusion . Anything else you're confused about bud
>>219388717do you think the vietnam war and french revolution just didnt happen?
>>219388612Happened to me too. Tbf I was mostly just desperate for intamacy at the time, so I wasn't that upset when she turned me down
The canadians here are going to do just like the tranner who shot up the hockey rink when they inevitably lose the final to the USA
>>219388717don't be a commieit's not about rulingit's about the state not packing its entire population into giant assrape gulags in the desert, creating a criminal society which goes on to invade its former subjects for years because they're the BITCH
>>219388734our boys have been playing like absolute SHIT, betting on canada is ez money
The vietnam war never started. The vietnam war started so it could never end. The vietnam war was fought by chimps.
>>219388730
I don't watch sports. I watch cultured content, like anime and anime pornography
>>219388730What does the Vietnam war have to do with anything
>>219388710
>>219388802And what was it good for?Absolutely NOTHING
>>219388821Every time I hear the American national anthem I kneel
>>219388802do...do you even understand what happened in vietnam?
I never want to visit Vietnam because I hate Anthony Bourdain so much and he apes the country so it must be shut
>>219388747we should put homeless people and criminals into assrape gulags though
>>219388847america couldn't outjungle the monkeys and started seething and burned everything
I am 29yrs old and never had a gf
>>219388791but theres plenty of anime about sports
>>219388607Oh yeah it's not like we can measure these in indices that are published yearly and there's significant similarities between reports from different sources...>>219388619Sure there are people in power but they're not nebulous or undefinable.
>>219388861i played indoor volleyball in high school and only recently started watching haikyuu and its so hype. teppuu got me into mma as well./
>>219388858not only is that not what our mission was but it wasnt even what happened
>>219388872we had to stop communist george washington from liberating his people
>>219388888
>>219388889Yeah, that's just great
>>219388854t.ankie
'Hey, fuck you, buddy!'
>>219388909i'm a fascist
>>219388930They're both pieces of shit systems. Mussolini's Italy wasn't as much of a dumpster fire before the war but then again Italians never obey central authorities
>>219388867>there are people in power but they're not nebulous or undefinableNever said they were. Seems like you're arguing with strawmen in your head
Ive been watching body cams on youtube and i must say, american cops are angels.I would not last one day dealing with americans.
I'm back from my week long banI missed you guys so much
>>219388889Nice try
I had to jack off to Mr. Feeney because my sister's tits were so huge
>>219389001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjkdjb7WNshail hail anon!
>>219388612You made it further than most of the loser incels here
>>219388997It depends. All of the ones I've interacted with have been very professional and do things by the book. They'll be like "sorry the cuffs are uncomfortable, we can move them to the front when we get to the station. Don't hit your head on the car roof." My state (MD) trains and pays police pretty well though. I've heard of police in Louisiana pressing obvious BS charges to extort bribes in exchange for release.
>>219388997they act way more polite now that bodycams exist, you should be able to tell that they're using a workplace voice.
>>219389001why were you banned?
>>219388951>They're both pieces of shit systems.what if we mix them together?
kpop? more like gay slop
>>219388733>I was mostly just desperate for intamacy at the time, so I wasn't that upset when she turned me downPretty much the same situation here, definitely going to make my class awkward as hell though for the rest of this semester. Luckily there's a girl in my film class I have an eye on, hopefully it goes well tomorrow.>>219389025>You made it further than most of the loser incelsI like to think of it like that too.
>>219389030That's standard cops though, they do that over here too. I meant having to interact with you guys. How could I have killed him? I dont even know him. I didnt know it was illegal to shoot a dude in the head etc.>>219389034Still, you have to be an angel to have the patience they do talking like that.
>>219389072it's not hard to stay in control of your emotions when you know that your opponent will have their world come crashing down on them if they do anything.
>>219388997depends on the department. cops in my city were so bad that the fbi was investigating almost all of them, neighboring city had to cover for them due to it, and police chief blew his brains out rather than face jail for corruption.
>>219389021Thanks mate>>219389037Literally no reason. I was accused of "proxying, vpning, or using tor". I don't know how do any of those, otherwise I would have just evaded the ban. Originally I was banned for 90 days, luckily they accepted my appeal but still kept me banned for 3 days after the appeal and I don't understand why.I'm just glad it wasn't for 90 days
I find the unerringly greedy and entitled yet physically weedy Jews of Uncut Gems and The Sopranos very charming, ngl
bet the farm on a double tap to the back of the skull suicide within the next week
Bros... janny removed that webm I posted where the guy got branded and they shoved it all the way into his chest. I'm scared a ban is incoming! Help me!>>219389001Welcome back anon. The gulag is a scary place. A week long is insane.
>>219389090No, but to do it again the next day. I could never.>>219389098chicago?
>>219389102grim
>>219389102I get that all the time. 0 clue why. It usually goes away after a while, it's weird as fuck. I'm not on a dynamic ip or anything and definitely not an exit node or VPN user. So annoying
>>219389107america seems to be the great satan
we all assumed the anti christ would be a person but what if its a country or some other abstract entity
>>219389114burbank california.
>it was 1-0
drinking liquorice tea and its so tasty>>219389107holy shit lolthey were right.
>>219389146it's a self-fulfilling prophecyhonestly let the kikes build their temple and see it does nothing, then we can move on from this abrahamic pyramid scheme
>>219389107Dude Lex Wexner epstein's financier
>>219389150yeah mexicans are not great either.
>>219389146Peter Thiel thinks its an AI overlord
>>219389146the anti christ was obviously the roman emperor and people who think otherwise are incapable of looking at the bible as a historical document.
>>219389183Trajan was not The Black Goat Of The Woods, he was just a guy with a bad haircut
>>219389146because it explicitly says it'll be a person, you silly ganso
Obama is the antichrist
>>219389199>Trajan was not The Black Goat Of The Woods, he was just a guy with a bad haircut666 is nero dooftrajan was based af
>>219389208I dont see Obama being named 1400 times in the epstein files
why shouldn't everyone who visited the island die?
>>219389223because do you really want lawyers with the legal precedent of executing people for knowing someone undesirable?
>>219389211well it was Trajan that the 2nd Jewish war took place, leading to the slaughter of 100k's of Jewish civvies and decades of protracted destruction of cities from the Levant to Cyrenaica, Nero didn't even do anything. The first war was Vespasian, with Masada and that
>>219389238>slaughter of 100k'sWe don't downplay or diminish the Holocausts here. Get the fuck out. Now.
>>219389146>he doesn't know about gog and magog
>>219389251*underTrajan slaughtered so many Jews that there resulted a genetic bottleneck by which Jews are half European to this day
>>219389238Nero used to feed christians to lions lol he was based. Trajan squished out the jewish bug but John was writing from Greece. Revelations was predicting the destruction of the 2nd temple in alignment with the "Christ's body is the temple" theology in the gospel.
>>219389257>Boris Nikolic That's the advisor to Bill Gates
>>219389272He turned them into sandals
Alysa Liu is so fucking hot WTF
Just ordered an earwax removal kit
>>219389294what kind?
Not a big fan of Vegans
>>219389282>Alysa Liu is so fucking hotYeah but her coon hair is vile and so is her putrid piercing
My new doctor is an absolute MILF.Tall, blonde, half Swedish half Polish. Really glad she didn't stick her finger in my butt or touch my balls during the physical because I would have been very uncomfortable and probably gotten a boner during the ball touching
>>219389304>you asked your doctor her ethnicityPablo detected.
>>219389297DebroxDrops and a bulb syringe
>>219389294be careful it doesn't suck your tiny little brain out of your head
>>219389294I ordered this too, with like a camera to see into your ear. Imagine my disappointment when I looked inside my ears and saw there was no buildup after decades. I guess it makes sense but your ears don't clog up with earwax it gets pushed out of the inner ear slowly. Unless you have hearing issues/know you have a blockage don't bother.Also you need earwax to protect your brain, so don't scrape all of it out.
>>219389309She was a hot white lady with an accent and a weird name, I was so curious I had to know. I'm white too
>>219389304let it happen and then say: what are we gonna do about this, doc? then wink
>>219387188lol
>>219389319>not being able to recognize Scandi or Polish namesPablo detected. how many times am I gonna need to say it
>>219389304>Really glad she didn't stick her finger in my butt or touch my balls during the physical because I would have been very uncomfortable and probably gotten a boner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPDi7fhRpeU
It's the year of the fire horse, astrology girls are saying something big is going to happen this year. Last time it was a fire horse, the Chinese Cultural revolution happened
>>219389341Xi will die and China will either implode or become an aggressive expansionist state
>>219389341>astrology girls are saying something big is going to happen this yearEveryone and their mother thinks Trump is going to do a real big funny in Iran, that's not surprising
>>219389341another self-fulfilling prophecywasn't the cultural revolution supposed to remove such archaic beliefs from the chinkies?
>>219389352>or become
>women into astrology said something will happenAre you guys retarded?
>>219389373chinese people believe in it and will act accordinglythat's what makes it self-fulfilling
>>219389373uh huh
uh...what
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way-Boca-Raton-FL-33432/87660584_zpid/
>>219389394you guys believe really, really dumb shit, huh?
>>219389426If like 10 of us /cum/mers go at it I'm sure we could afford it
i believe whatever you tell me unless i have reason not o
I can't wait for all the mean girls to ruin computer science they way they ruined nursing
>>219389457the plan is to let women ruin everything and then sardonically laugh in their faces as we lay dying in the ash and rubble
>>219389457sorry to break ur bubble but Zoe Quinn already happened
>>219389457>can't wait for all the mean girls to ruin computer science they way they ruined nursingHow did trannies ruin nursing, it was already awful before they got involved
*burstprime slampig, that Zoe Quinn tho, godDAMN
This is bullshit Boneless wings are just nugs
>>219389537
>>219389533everyone's been telling me the German style pork shank you can get here's all bone, well you know what, I'm taking the dive (into the beer garden)
still sickberg
Eating dinner. Lentil croquettes, mashed potatoes, and peas
>>219389559you cant add berg to yourself unless its a bodypart or organ
>BLACK HERITAGE MONTH WHEN'S WHITE HERITAGE MONTHThere are 6 of them...>MarchFrancophone heritage month >MayPolish heritage month>JuneItalian heritage month>JulyCanadian heritage month>SeptemberUkrainian heritage month>OctoberGerman heritage month>BUT I'M NOT THATDude. Just go to their festival. In addition to your appearance not standing out there, they don't care. I've picked a heritage other than mine to participate in every year. I go to their parades, heritage festival, dances, banquets etc..There has never been any problem whatsoever with that.
>>219389571>>219389571I'm basedberg
>>219389574If there is a decent sized Greek church in your area they probably have a Greek festival every year too
>>219389575based on what?
>>219389579Probably.
>>219388612you can fix her
Whole world run by a bunch of pedophiles
>>219389574>>BLACK HERITAGE MONTHI'm not joking at all when I say this has been by a mile the quietest and least "Black" Black History Month in my lifetime.
>>219388503He was always retard but in 2016 he had people around curtailing him from ruining the US. This term he surrounded himself with yes men, so he can just fuck up the entire world right before dying from being too much of a dumb fucking cunt.
>>219389587>you can fix herI already fixed one but the difference is she didn't turn down the offer in the first place.I also sensed a bit of cruelty in her laugh and the expression she made when she left, which given she's a half Black progressive didn't surprise me.
>>219389592Instead of lobbying to make prostitution legal or lowering ages of consent, they just molest girls on private jets. If that's not the point of fuck you money I don't know what is
cant stop thinking about snow.
>>219389683snow deeze nuts
>>219389683infaaamah a skiddly diddly di do lay
