failed normie editionprevious >>219391602
>>219393719This is how i feel every single fucking day if you even care
>>219393719Epic Fail LOL
I hate normies
>>219393755they hate you too. who hated first?
>>219393719love these lil niggas
Oh my God I just came so much. My undies are soaked.
>>219393772They did. I try to be nice to everyone but then they're mean back.
>>219393773She looks weirder than he does
>>219393780Blue: chadRed: chud
Couldn't sleep for shit so I just took a couple of hits off penjamin, shall be good and sleepy in a few minutes
Currently reading a latin american seethe posting on fb where they're seething about gringo expats gentrifying and ruining their neighborhoodsOne claims that Europeans don't bathe ever and smell horrible
lonely :(
>>219394001female?
>>219393949>gentrifying and ruiningParadoxical
>literal third worlders moving into a white neighborhood Beautiful diversity >Wealthy white people moving into a brownoid neighborhood and drastically improving itGentrification
Why don’t we have a Touhou Realm of the Mad God? Seems like a slam dunk getting dweebs to buy spins for costumes.
>>219394129I think just because touhou lost world was a flop
What about a Caillou Realm of the Mad God
>>219394160>take it outside of the series main genre>it’s shitDidn’t see that coming!
>>219394102one says the expats piss him off because he thinks they're just indebted losers who couldn't make it in their own countryAnother says he hates the Mexicans who enable and make excuses for the gringos & that these traitors just want to suck Mcdonalds flavored dick o algoThey're very graphic and sexual with their language despite posting non-anonymously on fb.
>Have a wide array of surface level knowledge>People think I’m smartI wish they’d just think I’m a normal midwit.
I smell like puke
>>219394225Nothing special
yeah, i'm thinkin it's pretty overbetter luck next time ig
Woke up with horrible stomach pain fli tried to throw up but nothing came out
>>219394260I would sniff her groin for hours
You ever go to sleep trying to calculate the odds of whether or not you'll wake up
My teeth feel so clean too bad my dental insurance ends in october so I only have 1 cleaning left
>>219394422I got the death clock from vsauce but it hasnt arrived after 8 months.
If any of you are ever bit by a snake, you know who to talk to to suck the poison out
>>219394448Do you suck the hardest?
>>219394430One time in anticipation of a surgery I bought 1 year of dope ass dental insurance. And it let you go three times a year. The hygenist was like uhhh yeah I guess if it lets you do that, yeah sure I guess it would be healthy, we can schedule the next one 4 months later
>>219394080obviously not
>>219394496Good. Now whats bothering you. Can't make any friends?
Momberg snores so loud almost impossible to snuggle with her
When I was a kid I had a hot female dentist with big tits, which she would always press against my head while she was working. I don't know why she needed to be so close to do her job but it was very grateful and did genuinely find it relaxing and comfortable
>>219394532Multigenerational living can be so tiring sometimes.
>>219393719Why robot humans and not robot animals? Seems easier to cross terrain with four legs and a robot pet sounds more society friendly.
>>219394744https://youtu.be/xd8dKY6Ozrg?si=0obW7BbN6OSTfJVx
feeling quite despondent about the future. that's how i know i need a quick goon.
>>219394858You dont feel guilty when you masturbate?
America beat canada in hockey
>>219395240KWAB
I'm so tired of these bitches just using me for my average sized cock jesus christ
Hash browns from McDonalds triggered my acid reflux
>>219395595It's about the greasiest thing on the menu
>>219395658It's the only thing I like from their breakfast menu
I haven't had McDonald's in over a decade but I remember that the breakfast burritos were extremely good
I still think about the smore mcflurry I had last summer
Forgot to take my meds so today's a no sleep day
>>219395802Are they sleeping meds
>>219393780Bro lost like 80% of his aura
>>219395826One of them is yeah. Guess might as well take them now but its cooked
>>219395903Won't you ruin your sleep schedule if you take it now
>>219395925Schedule?
going to throw these eggs awaythey taste like a toilet
Would you rather suck on jabbas tail or be thrown into the rancor pit
>>219396025what the F*CK are you talking about!
>>219396025suck on jabba's tail. i don't want to die.
>>219396044Answer >>219396058slut
>we need you to stay an hour later even though you finish all your work for the day because other areas of the shop have to stay late to finish theirs>oh and you're gonna have to learn how to do their jobs to help out>oh and you're gonna have to come in saturday to help them and now, i start looking for a new job
>>219396070>slutim a survivor. we're a dying breed.
>>219396106>breedget pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>219396106Wouldnt call being jabbas personal suck boy "surviving"
what if it was a female slug alien
>>219396100Wait for the busiest day of the week and tell them you quit
>>219396178Why not? Lots of people have lived as slaves? 3 meals and a bed isnt too bad.
>>219396339>>219396339
2 days until I end my neetdomtoday I will smoke weed and play minecraftone final hurrah before I am no longer allowed to freely use my time
Our American Raccoon Ice Princess won bros
>>219396352>>219396535do you really have nothing better to do than create new threads, post them here, and then post the content of those new threads here as well?
>>219396602Two different posters you schizophrenic loser
>>219396602Seething
>>219396625>>219396631two autistic incelpeas in a pod I suppose
>takes bite of cereal>immediately spits it out upon hearing the newsholy fucking shit…
>>219396650take your meds
>>219396650I have a gf, and you are seething because no happy cute energetic woman like Alysa would ever love you. Sad!
>>219396656What a cute puppy
>Muslim coworker is going through Ramadan >Tell the super old guy it's just like lent but harder
>>219393780holy fuck this shit is funny
>>219396806Offer him some pork
We need an architectural commission that takes down ugly buildings and replace with them Victorian & Edwardian architecture.
>>219396839Pork is so tasty. I like that Muslims keep pork affordable.
Anybody here look at pornography?
>>219397019
>>219397092If I don't see an alien in real life they might as well not exist
>>219393949Browsed expat Facebook groups for 1-2 months before noping the fuck out. The amount of reddit-tier snark and negativity is unbearable.t. Amerifat expat in Buenos Aires
>>219397019yes… YES!
https://youtu.be/7TRdx2tbUFI?si=eCw5I6Ypw83cSKAy
been low-key sick for a few days nowit’s like my body is waiting to be full-sick until the weekend
>>219397285Serously consider changing your lifestyle choices anon. Truly shameful...
why is the internet completely filled with troons just everywhere, absolutely everywhere
becoming a swiftieher lyrics are actually deep
Show me your entire pussy.
>>219397342it never began for mebeauty immortalized through the pen and the camera is all I have
Laying in my room crying and screaming and puking. Literally kicking my feet and giggling like a baby. Wawahahahaha!
>>219398025I want you to babysit my kids and start a business with me
So I was getting raped by Hitler but I remembered it’s time to become chinese. So I brought out the scotch tape and taped my eyelids back to become chinese and then I said “ping pong” I said “ching ching ping pong” and I shot a red string of blood out of the tip of my cock haha!
>>219398112Oh my gosh yes!
>>219398025me when the barista tries to cheat my mandatory 5 caramel syrup squirts at Starbucks
tummy burns but i want to eat spicy chips sooo badly
>>219397945he should lose weight and shave that ugly beard and get a personality other than fishing he gives off middle aged old man vibes
>>219398603Hayden is Kenough
>>219397945Everyone thinks theyre a baddie until diddy starts staring at them like a piece of meat
brotherberg went on a ride along with a police officer and saw a black paraplegic kill himself
>>219398897sounds like a good time
Everybody thinks they’re a baddie until their flight to victoria secret HQ turns out to be epstein island
Woke up at 5 to help mom get to work. I've got to stay up till she gets there. However my meds have made my blood pressure too low and I can't easily stand without fainting. I hope she's okay.
>>219398961lol youre so weak and pathetic
does anyone have a Crunchyroll password i could borrowi want to order something from their store, and users get a discount
The average American family spends $800 per WEEK eating at restaurants.That's $125,000 per year.If you threw that in an index fund returning 25% annually on average, you'd have $35,213,500 in 10 years.Stop eating out!
I bought some cologne off Amazon bc I normally smell like shit and dried cum
>>219396806How the fuck is Ramadan harder than Lent if Muslims are allowed to break their fast literally every day after sundown? I sometimes do OMAD by accident, or without even trying
>>219398965Sorry
i want another lego set
Ate overnight oats with seeds About to play piano at a school
i was almost babysat by sandra bullock in 1996
>>219399237i was almost babysat by michael jackson in 1998
I'm returning to the US for the summer. After summer, I have to decide if I want to spend a year in the UK or in Germany
>>219399237How about Sandra Bollocks
>>219399369go to germany and meet footkraut
is it true? as we TOO comfortable?
love this music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7-bVQ5MOo4
>>219399369>spend a year in the UK or in GermanyWhat's the reason for this punishment?
>>219399602Postdoc stuff
If I ever did commit suicide, I would do it into my ass. Into my ass look at me I’m the captain now.
>>219399369What part of the US
>>219399722The Midwest
I’m just a simple “Bobobop” and I love you
>>219399446we could get even more comfortabler*makes hot chocolate*
watching the ndp leadership race from last nightnot great
White Canadians in Toronto have started shitting themselves at work and openly defecating in the street in order to conform with the new culture there
It's finally Friday
>>219400313yeah i saw that headline too. honestly not surprised
>>219400331It's friday, fridayGotta get down on friday
>>219400210How'd it go.
Time to get visited by my dad. I have replaced my cock with a raccoon.
>>219393773Alexa>survived stage 4 cancer, so she had to go through some real shit which means her childhood was tougher than most kids can imagine>her scar is always there reminding her not to take things for granted>has a biology degree>wants to be a pediatric surgeon to help other kids>successful at everything she doesGarrett>zero challenges>soft, cushioned life>absolutely terrible at everything>"Yeah I love football!">Kicks a ball at an empty goal, misses by several meters>no self-awareness>no desire to help others>works a shitty non rewarding job>dresses like a homoGenetics are brutal sometimes
>>219400331friday…
Wow did you guys hear about the UFO announcement?
Wow!
>>219400741Bullshit
>>219400774Is it really that hard to believe?
shut your fucking mouth goy
hello
broc, leema beans, 2 eggs, & sum chikin libers and gravy for brekka.
>>219400741>actually taking pakistani slop xitter accounts seriouslyHe called for the murder of all jews
>>219400842Hi
>tariffs are illegalAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY PORTFOLIO
>>219400931hows it going?
>>219400932No tariffs are illegal on stolen land
>>219400932Why are American courts so slow? Trump could nuke California and it would take a year before the supreme court could finally say it's illegal.
>TD bank offering 2% cashback to transfer your investments to them>look up their fees>it's 15 pages of fine print that nickle and dime you every whereCanadian big banks will collapse very soon when WealthSimple exists
its over
Canada should get annexed by America. Its the only thing that makes any sense anymore.
>>219400953How are you?
>>219401083is what I would say if I was gay
>>219401100>>219400953>>219400931>>219400842
>>219401052Better learn to suck cock, bro. You're done!
>>219401100doing fine. you?
>>219401146I'm doing fine too
>>219401151nice to hear
>>219401083I'm convinced that would have happened if Trump had asked nicely.
>>219401169Likewise
have you been to the cloud district lately
feel like being sick upgraded my food my palate, i dont taste or smell the food, i can feel its essence
My dentist was complimenting me for not having any cavities little does she know I drink soda and eat tons of chocolate everyday
i hope everyone here has a bad day
I hope my neovagina stitches dont bust open
>>219400932The equity market likes it. Tax cuts!
>>219401321wtf?!
Tummy burning after eating spicy chips
The queen of /cum/
you guys seem like best people out of all generals
>>219401555Yesterday you called us subhumans
>>219401555Thank you Poland, you are our greatest ally
>>219401555I like the Italian general because they insult me every time I post in there.
>>219401555
>buy caffeine pills>mild improvement in energy levels>feel extra tired when I stop taking them>sleep quality nosedivesfell for it award
>>219400795Yes, because despite how insane they are about israel, aaying you don't like them isn't actually illegal
Trump meltdown on Twitter
>started applying for jobs 3 weeks ago>no calls from any>finally got a call back from one two days ago>accept>first day is on monday>just got a call from another job with a higher pay>that wants to interview me on mondaydios mio
>>219401731Fr mayne ima start crashing out if y'all keep pointing that camera at me
>>219401768aint that how it always goes
>>2194017311000% tariffs on flipland
>>219401768whatsoevermaybe the toil in question?
>>219401768hopefully it requires you to move back to Mexico.
>>219401807That's unconstitutional chud
>>219401786I stupidly told the 2nd job that I accepted the 1st but am still interestedhe said it's fine and we still scheduled the interview but I'm afraid he'll just write me off>>219401826firstly I'm as white as Caspersecondly chingate tu madrethirdly くたばれ、自分を殺してくださいuncultured bitch
what so we're just supposed to go back to letting india and china flood the us marketdoes anybody think this shit through besides some retards wanting their little plastic cheap shit
awwwrrr ching chong bing bong
so you saying the meaning of life is cumming in a vagina but im an incel?
No "emergency" tariffs boys, supreme court has ruled
>>219401898poland needs to improve its relations with china
>anime girl poster tryna act like he's not chicano
>>219401952that's a video game character you mouthbreathing retardpost bmi you illiterate, uncultured, unemployed, sexless freak
>>219401948Do you really think that will help you when russia and china finish conquering ukraine and move west
Orangeman shitting and pissing himself
>>219401982GET HIS ASS
>>219401986yeah, i think it'd be beneficial for everyone who matters
challenge: take a top down picture of your scalp after a shower
Fuck China and America
Guys, what do you think the aliens look like?
can anybody tell the shitlibs the ones financing the ukraine war are china and india the "global south" theyre always larping about doesnt give a shit about them
cia should orchestrate a nuclear war between india and china
Fuck Russia, China is Canada's economic partner now
>>219402024like your moms pussy
>>219402024
>>219402034unironically a good thing chinese cars will flood canada and factories will either move back to us or to mexicofuck leafs
don't worry chud, the chinese will have excellent dealer networks and long term support for their government-subsidized slave-built economic warfare slopmobiles
Euros already driving BYD all good
>>219402130While you get 3 for the price of 1 that's all nbd. But once they let the yuan strengthen, yea it's over.
>>219402170they literally have a separate currency explicitly for global tradechinese can do whatever the fuck they want
>>219402170>once they let the yuan strengthenThey will probably never do that
China is a non-threat. In fact every country combined on the planet is a non-threat at this point. The last year has shown that no country has any serious means of stopping the USA from projecting it's will on them anytime they want and the only thing stopping us is our lack of desire to do so.
Will the companies get tariff refunds
>>219402199Once they are satisfied they dominate the real material world of course they will
>>219402214therell probably be a bunch of lawsuitswho knows whatll happen though
Genuinely, what more could you ask of him at this point?
>>219402214It seems like it
>>219402258Nuke China and india
>>219402258Epstein files, indict sex traffickers and pedos
We really failed the white American race by not giving Ukrainian and Russian women free green cards
Epstein files are a nothing burger
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>219402289He already did all of that
>>219402258 Epstein files with no redactionsConsequences for raping, murdering, and sacrificing children to Moloch
By early January 2026, less than one percent of the files had been publicly released, according to a DOJ letter to U.S. District judge Paul A. Engelmayer.
>>219402335>Epstein files with no redactionsBet you want them uncensored too
Bill Clinton Bill GatesElon MuskDonald TrumpWill NEVER face consequences for LITERALLY eating babies
>>219402332Who did he indict?
>>219402024Similar enough to you, you don't notice when they're around.
>>219402258He's based for that
>Umm you want to see the names of pedophile zionist elite that run the NWO?>You just want to look at the pictures!
CANADA IS LOSING AGAINST FINNLAND OH NONONONONO
Releasing the files was a mistake, it made everyone go schizo
>>219402335>Epstein files with no redactionsThat would be illegal>>219402363Epstein and Gislaine the only ones confirmed trafficking
>>2194022582X the money for Israel.
Aliens are government psyop to distract you
>>219402363Who should "he" indict and on what charges? Be specific
>>219402395>everyone go schizoNo it’s just that the schizos were right the whole time (they were just a little off)
>>219402395Now i finally know why the alien info wasn't dumped earlier. People are way too retarded for this
ran out of tea so I put some jam in boiling water. it shall do
>>219402401Why would it be illegal? National security and protecting pedophile sex trafficking elites can’t work together
>>219402401There were co conspirators that were redacted, and less than 1% of files were released. You think a criminal organization is ran by 2 people?
I'm kinda hungry, mamon.
>>219402425All schizos are "a little off"
I love having so many interests. Crazy that most people are literal Zoloft minded lazy husks who just want their spare time filled with Netflix and culture war stuff.
four letter wordstarts with kends with e
>>219402395trumps planhis team knew that even though trump was literred in them, they cant do anyfing and the story itself is so much bigger than trump it distracts from his schizo presidency
>>219402528Kale
>>219402449Because you would be linking thousands of potentially innocent people to one of the worst possible crimes. Because you would be exposing victims and their families.>>219402463And if they were citizens of a country where human trafficking is common then what? Epstein's island wasn't even under american jurisdiction and if you read the files most of the people he was involved with weren't american. Do you expect russia to allow America to start indicting russians for trafficking russians? These replies make it very obvious why you need to redact so much from public files because people go full schizo witch hunt mode
>>219402513>heh the things I enjoy are better than YOURS, you shouldn't enjoy what you enjoy btwyou're crazy
Can of duh? More like can of farts
>>219402539>US Virgin Islands aren’t under US jurisdiction We should arrest the president of the USVI for allowing it to happen
This genius is saying that it’s okay for me to kidnap people and murder them in the US as long as I kidnapped them from another country
>>219402567Would be easy. The Maduro arrest proved this
>>219402567Obama?
Time for a refund, burgerboi.
gonna put on some warhammerslop and play the elder scrolls v: skyrim by bethesda game studios
>>219402653Wait, WHO pays for tariffs?
>>219402653Mexico still has a higher GDP per capita than china
>>219402539>And if they were citizens of a country where human trafficking is common then what? Epstein's island wasn't even under american jurisdiction and if you read the files most of the people he was involved with weren't american. Do you expect russia to allow America to start indicting russians for trafficking russians?A lot of this is untrue, he had a ranch in the US and apartments in NY, Lex Wesner is American, there should be investigations. How do we know if there wasn't any trafficking in America if less than 1% of the files are released? Its still illegal to traffick victims even if they are not citizens
>>219402613It’s not Obama’s job to prosecute the current president of the USVI for shielding pedophiles from prosecution Why isn’t he helping us, since we have no jurisdiction in his independent nation?
Let’s just make this clear real quick:Little St James is very much within US jurisdiction and this tard just googled who the president of the USVI was and figured out it’s part of the US
>>219402719>How do we know if there wasn't any trafficking in America if less than 1% of the files are released?Do you think the government doesn't have access to the files if they aren't released? Do you think the general public are the ones who indict people?
>>219402773You don't think the FBI could be protecting powerful individuals?
>>219402795Do you think releasing the files would stop them from doing it if they were? Do you think you would even be able to tell who is really to blame and not if they released the full files? Hell, reddit genuinely believed the tip hotline emails in the files were all 100% confirmed true, do you really think the general public has the problem solving skills required to not ruin peoples lives over simple name drops and misunderstandings?
>>219402853If would let the public have a better picture of who's involved, the files were already ordered to be released. I trust the public more than the government, the DOJ actually did the opposite, they redacted names of possible co conspirators and released names of victims. I dont really care if someone billionaires life is "ruined". I think the public deserves to know.
i have zero interest in this epstein guy and anything related to him
>jew imposed tariffs on chinkshit "legally" through congress >chink accepted them because jew was weaponizing the trade deficit>tariffs stayedCan't Orange man do that?
damn, im handsome
>>219402551no you can keep enjoying the mind numbing horseshit that you enjoy, and I shall keep making fun of it.
>>219403039sexy aahhh nigga
>>219401083I’m trans btw not sure if that matters.
>coconspiratorsRemember when thomas massie listed off supposed coconspirators who turned out to just be part of a police lineup?
A day of very strange poops today
>contrarian altniggers are now minimizing the epstein files because they've become too mainstream
>>219403044You don't even know what I like, chuddy
>>219402959>I trust the public more than the governmentAbsolutely insane take.During COVID we had massive world wide riots because the general public assumed some cops killed a guy who ended up having a lethal dose of fentanyl in his system.Over the last few months there have been riots in minnesotta over ICE officers who have in the process found and rescued over 3,300 missing children in the state during the operation. The general public is stupid and venal
https://youtu.be/y549gDNLxQUThis is what free will looks like
>>219403098It do be like that
>>219403111What your saying is stupid, files are released relating to crime, think about any public cases, files were released so the public related to the crime so the public knows who were involved. You're argument is that we should just trust the government bro, they know what's best.
>>219403184Files were already released. I never said the government was trustworthy, just that the general public is much less trustworthy and also retarded
>>219402975Yes we know you're more into dogs
Dad is watching anti trump facebook reels at full volume again
>>219403231Less than 1% were released
Celebrini is a hack
When did maga become a bunch of bootlickers?
>>219403078well what did you eat
>>219403296In early january according to a DOJ letter to U.S. District judge Paul A. EngelmayerIt's not early january right now
You practically never see criminal cases like this get such massive info dumps and the retarded schizos show exactly why that's the case
>>219403296that estimate is of total file size, so you're likely advocating for the release of many uncompressed video files of the crimes being committed. Or, considering what is in the over 3 million files already released, downloaded pornography videos from various websites.
>the public or the da government pick a side on my stupid made up binary hur dur I'm retarded
>>219403325a long time ago, when Steve Bannon was quietly fired and they kept on acting like everything is normal.
coughed up a huge snot ball while blowing snot chunks from my nose
>>219403382No proof will ever be enough>>219403403>Steve BannonAh yes. Epstein's friend
Feel like I'm on the cusp of another panic attack
>>219403344>In 2020, investigators estimated the files totaled up to 50 terabytes, while in 2025, officials wrote that they were “looking at approximately 14.6 terabytes of archived data.>The outlet noted that, so far, 3.5 million files have been released by President Donald Trump’s DOJ, totalling “more than 300GBs” — which amounts to just 2 percent of the total data that investigators had discussed “just last year."Your right its 2% now
You have to understand that for us Latinas family is everything
Why are trashy poor people so disgusting? Why can't they just dress and behave like normal people?
/pol/ schizo is here
i know for a fact if i started on anti anxiety meds i'd be limp, im half limp already
Winds howling...
Dios mio I have a full day of wearing airbrushed t shirts and eating takis and working 2 jobs while in high school tomorrow
>>219403338Thinking about it I did eat raw pork “Tex Mex” style yesterday At first I was just super gassy like megafart followed by a few nuggies shooting out of the arse at max velocity until I released the plug that unleashed a load of ‘rrhea
>>219403459The first thing you'd do if you were covering for powerful people is to delete the evidence. If they really are covering for them then you're never going to see what you want>>219403497They are poor because trashy
Threadcuck? Hello?!
>>219403579Zweibelmettwurst sounds good
>>219403264please stop spreading niggerthread propaganda. i have never fucked a dog
>>219403647There is concrete evidence you have raped multiple dogs
I have to do my eyelashes and nailsThey need to be longer
>>219403588Destroying documents is big crime, not sure if they would do that, they didnt do that to the JFK files, just keeping some them sealed
reading a criminal law textbook. i have an exam in april
>>219403666show the evidence
>>219403737They found your dna on the collar and on the tail
>>219403693You don't think the FBI could have deleted evidence to protect powerful individuals?Interesting. Maybe we should all start requiring some evidence before making assumptions
>>219403737Prove your innocence how about that
>>219403755But they found german semen on its paws
>>219403773How does one prove something like that
>>219403802SeeHe’s guilty of being a dogfucker
>>219403757>Maybe we should all start requiring some evidence before making assumptionsYes release the files
Epstein is a nobodyPeople way more twisted and powerful are behind it allThere will never be anything incriminating on record other than the few scapegoats they want you to find
New coomer edition when?
Just for the record… it’s time for a new
>>219403942Ok make one
I want to make cheeseburgers tomorrow. However, I would need to visit the grocery store in order to do so.Truly an ethical dilemma straight from the pages of Greek tragedy
>>219403939never please
last thread evar
We should dedicate the new to a rare metal, like copper
>>219404128No
>>219404128no
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01683518.mp4
>>219403773everyone is innocent until proven guilty
New>>219404280
The US American bastards should pay reparations for the long term damages that Ronald Reagan did to the global economy. They can share these reparations with the British, who should pay for the damage wrought by Margret Thatcher!
