egg, chips and beans edition
>It was reported that internal polling for Reform UK had themselves in first, with the Greens in second. The Greens also shared canvassing data, which is not equivalent to polling data, with Owen Jones, showing them 5 points behind Reform, with Labour in third.Even the greens don't think they're winning gorton and denton
now that aliens have been confirmed how do we get them in, fed, and housed?
Good morning lads, nth for my wife.
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/30282077/#30286083Was this meI don't even remember
>>219394719
>>219394732The real questionHow do we get them WANKED?
Fucking hell. Times going a bit overboard here on the Andrew story
>>219394749Dinnae care
get the anime watchedget the video games played
Might go to the cafe and get a full englishIt's on for free
MASSIVE fan of the thumbnail gimmick.
7 year old son, who's autistic with geography and countries, is starting to clock that all the dangerous countries are full of black people...
>>219394792what game?
>>219394816thanks x
need a haircut but i cba
leftypol will deadass kill western civilisation and call you a flagshagger for protesting
damn
>>219394768£5 billion investment to get reptilian barbers on the highstreet
Gfberg said to me last night "You make me feel sexy when I've never felt it before"Get in lads (She is proper sexy though)
>>219394820rorke: origins
>>219394820Don't worry the public school system will educate those dangerous conclusions out of him
can all the wagies come home and entertain us already
This general is actually dead
Don't get why people take so many photos
>>219394942it's 10am in the morning on a work daythough I suspect a combination of heatherpaedo spamming and the adblock shite has chased some people off
>BAE says its Eurofighter pipeline is filled until first GCAP assemblyGood morning RBRSisters. Ready for another day of gains?
>>219394942Tell the gypsy to fuck off and stop going on about his fake girlfriend that doesn’t exist and it will probably liven up in here
kill me
The wife
I'm genuinely posting from work so please keep this thread safe
>>219395007>lesbian labrys>lipstick lesbianload of shite
are we winning in the 6 nations?
>>219394986girl we can't stop winning
>>219394953You don't get most things
>>219394942>This general is actually deadUmm I think you mean site, sweetie 547k posts/day.750k in october 2024
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771581704624126.mp4
>>219395019no clue
any phimo cocks being posted?
Am I too early for homealone's award show
>what's a computer?That advert was ahead of its time. Who would have thought they would change it from Your PC to This PC and they would intentionally drive prices up to he point personal computers will be a thing of the past and you'll have to rent computer and only be able to use the internet through a Keir Starmer approved portal
Phimcel reporting in
Manifesting tonight's euro millions victory
>>219394953to post them on social media
>>219395056>rent computerthat's a good idea that
>>219395041well thanks for NOTHING
my phimosis because I stopped stretching and I stopped wanking with my hand.
4-pack of Next boxers arriving today, excited
from Your Phimo to This Phimo
it does say your computer when it's updating thoughit says don't turn off your computer
Fuck sake rorkes favourite scientist (he falsely claimed that black people have lower iq) has been caught on the island he’ll be raging
i don't believe phimo is real
only had 2 blowjobs in my life didnt think either was good really I just watched the tele during one and was thinking about asoiaf during the other but neither made me ejaculate
>>219395118Epstein the most connected nigga of all time. I don't get it
>>219395118oh my god not adult women
>>219395150innitjust stretch your foreskin nigga its not hard
>>219395153You secretly want to become a woman
>>219395153Love having my willy sucked me, maybe you just need a woman that isn't retarded
>>219395189or a man
>>219395189or a bloke, bet most blokes are good at sucking knobs
>>219395186not a secret id love to be a woman but sadly I am a man with a cock and balls so that is impossible
day 4 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
rorke drawing swastikas in tic tac toe
>>219395189to be fair both of those times the girl was rather... inexperienced...
>>219395189my willy is small all I can think when getting a blowjob is that she is also thinking about how small my willy is and getting no enjoyment out of it herself
never had my willy sucked. only shagged once
>>219395219>tic tac toeFOY!!
please ignore that anon implying noncery thats not me im not a nonce
so what do you lot think about the Dan Hooker thing do you think he’s actually a secret batty man or is his ex faking it
>>219395219It’s CALLED NOUGHTS AND CROSSES U BENCHOD
Noughts + Crosses is a British drama television series based on the Noughts & Crosses novel series by Malorie Blackman. The series is set in an alternative history where black "Cross" people rule over white "Noughts".In a dystopian London, Sephy and Callum fall in love despite the odds. Can they breach the divide between the black elite and white underclass?
Had my knob sucked loads but because I’m a chronic masturbator and have been since 16 it never did anything for me. Even sex doesn’t now
people aren't as friendly nowadays because they're all stressed about stuff they've seen on twitter and thst
demolishing the blairite consensus in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
>malorie blackman
have been shagging the sister of a lad who used to bully me in school
>>219395269hobo chess in swedish
There was a big spider in the bathroom last night so I just closed the door to keep it in there. It's big enough for me to wonder where it came from and how it even got in the house. I can only assume that it's somehow come up from under the floor by the sink pipe in there. Going to have to go in there and either smash it or get pint mug over it but they move quick when they're this big. Fuck SAKE
>>219395289Is actually a black woman
>>219395322Spray bleach on it
>>219395271
Let me start off by saying James Potter fucking deserved it. I fully support Voldemort killing him. He was a giant piece of shit. We would not have been friends in highschool. He picked on the weird goth kid, he sexually assaulted Lily, and he murdered his muggle neighbor. All documented, all true.But let's get to the heart of this review. JK Rowling is a cunt. And I don't like that word unless I'm visiting London and ordering Fish N' Chips. But she is. Everything about her is Cunty. Cuntastically Cuntish if you will. On a scale of Dolly Parton (0) to Anne Coulter (10) of Cuntify, she's a Kristi Noem (11). That's a lot of Cunt!If being Cuntlike was in the Bible, she would misquote it for her own justification of Cuntiness. If acting like a Cunt was taught in school she would be Stephen Cuntkins. I bet that if being a Cunt was an Olympic sport, she would boycott it because there was a Trans Woman in the crowd.She's the Kid Rock Halftime Show of Cunts. She's the Ted Nugent Babysitting Agency of Cunts. She's the Trump Presidency of Cunts. (Which is ironic because Trump is the Rowling of Bigoted Homophobic Bubba-Suckers)It's weird, I have never heard the term TERF before JK (Judgmental Kunt) Rowling. So I guess I'm glad I learned a new word, but at what cost? Kind of like when Susan Smith drove her kids into the lake and we first heard the term Fillcide. It is good we know the term? Maybe, because it's a word and knowing words is good. Is it good we know it because of such horrors? No. It's not. What I'm saying is that JK Rowling is the child killer of authors. And I think that's very accurate if you take into account what happens when Gay and Trans youth are not supported at home.
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?James Armistead’s life would make a great movie.Under Lafayette, the French general who helped the American colonists fight for their freedom, he infiltrated the British army as a spy near the end of the Revolutionary War.He once reported to Benedict Arnold, the traitorous colonist who betrayed his troops to fight for the British. And he provided crucial intelligence that helped defeat the British and end the war.Armistead was a slave in Virginia in 1781 when he got permission from his owner, who helped supply the Continental Army, to join the war effort. Lafayette dispatched him as a spy, posing as a runaway slave, and he joined British forces in Virginia who valued his knowledge of the local terrain.Once he’d gained their trust, Armistead moved back and forth between the two armies’ camps, feeding false information to the British while secretly documenting their strategies and relaying them to Lafayette.His most crucial intel detailed British general Charles Cornwallis’ plans to move thousands of troops from Portsmouth to Yorktown. Armed with this knowledge, Lafayette alerted George Washington, and they set up a blockade around Yorktown which led to Cornwallis’ surrender.Virginia lawmakers, after lobbying by Lafayette, granted Armistead his freedom in 1787. His owner, William Armistead, was paid £250.Armistead married, raised a family and spent the rest of his life as a free man on his own Virginia farm. He added Lafayette to his name as a token of gratitude to the French general.*Some sources list his birth year as 1760 and his death year as 1832.
>>219395327Who writes this shit.
Checkers is chess for retards
>>219395271>Dystopian London>Ruled by blackslol
>>219395314stopped reading after sister
>Malorie Blackman lives with her husband Neil and daughter Elizabeth in Kent, England. In her free time, she likes to play her piano, compose, play computer games and write poetry.[30]Oh she bleached
Didn’t read a word of that weighty novel
>>219395118The pictures at his house in London really are a nothingburger he was a socialite in the early 2000's for crying out loud pretty much everyone who ever made the news was probably there
>>219395384I wasn't there
didn't come here to read ulysses. please keep your post to 3 sentences or fewer
>>219395393I was
>>219395118oh nopictured with womenstrip him of all of his kudos, again
saying "why did they make black history month the shortest month of the year?" and immediately getting a black gf and £10000 in reparations
on a diet but want to get steaming later so just wont be eating today
Got toil again today team a 10 hour shift not good at all for my mental health
feed me
why do we have our own black history monthif we're going to be americanised mongs, then why not line it up with the yank one in octoberall that happens is we basically end up having two black history months, which is far too much considering 1 is pushing it
>>219395354you'd think so but i know how to play chess but haven't a clue how to play checkers
>>219395118>discovered dna>at epsteins houseyucky
Can I get steaming during Lent? What’s God’s official position? @Diego
>>219395463do whatever you like because god doesn't exist lad!
>>219394719The constituency is only 57% white. No way Reform win it.
>>219395463germans made a special bock just for lent, to drink that instead of eating
>>219395463jesus didn't turn water into milk did he lad get some booze down you
>white history month? you mean every other month of the year?
>>219395500ummypops
not illegal to wank to that is it
he's right you know
you can meme all you like but it really, genuinely is the jews' fault i don't have a gf
>>219395520fucking um
gonna get drunk and watch sliders
tomorrow the adidas joggers will be replaced with a fresh new pair. i'll be so back. more back than ever before
Still mad how 4chan continues to make the shitter and more annoying to use yet improve NOTHING
>>219395537had nightmares about kromags :/
when i die i want my grave to be marked by a katana stuck in the ground with a fedora atop the hilt
>>219395569had a wank over the idea of men being almost extinct and all the men left were basically forced to shag a hundred women a day
Not even American but that’s sad
10 hour shifts are fucking shit mate. Too long and tiring.
Feel a cold coming on
>>219395592how did they find that out from a survey
we're all lads here
careful around chinese people lads, they may be small and skinny but they're quick little buggers and they all know kung fu
>>219395613just a bunch of normal lads
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
>>219395618even if there were no flags I would know this was an australian post
>>219395613I am not
>>219395610To get this snapshot of linguistic leveling, Word Finder researchers surveyed 3,042 people, asking which accents or slang they use less, hear less or have stopped saying entirely.
Made a typo on a toil email NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWell, going to have to kms
me chineseme rikey fried rice and hot pot noodle
>>219395487You only need 30% to win in this country
Southampton was the first port in the UK to receive shipments of bananas from the Caribbean and distributed them across the UK.
Mental how aggravating niggers are
>>219394749Leftydad on a mad one
is it so wrong for a man to see a cute girl and feel and intense urge to shag her up the twathole?
>>219395654have nightmares about this
just been cheated against in an unrated game of chess. what's the point?
>>219394749>The bloke who calls you a flag shagger
Don't think it's worth posting my PIP form today because could be a queue and I've got work at 12:00 pm. I'll post it tomorrow
>US asks if they can use one of our bases to bomb iran on behalf of Israel>We say no>Magatards chimp out saying the UK is no longer an ally of the USAI fucking wish
>>219395641got a fanny then have you?
>Arsenal fired a kit manager who Israel supporters accused of antisemitism even though the Football Association (FA) told the club he had not breached any of the governing body’s rules
missing work on account of bad mental
>>219395715rasheed
>>219395537Listened to a stupid creepypasta inspired by itI think it was thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu1cclFgyws
>>219395715>on behalf of IsraelAh yes because taking down the Iranian regime wouldn't serve the purposes of the American empireGod you lot are fucking stupid
>>219395271i've seen this and like most black alternate history fiction it's unintentionally something that if written by a white person they would call racist because the depiction of blacks in power and controlling society is one of a tacky, distasteful, almost trumpian look and feel.
>>219395715why do they need our bases dont we only have cyprus anywhere near there? just fly from israel
>>219395733The american 'empire' exists to serve jews
might have a beer tonight, or a few, perhaps even several
>>219395712Post it whenever, they won’t see it til Wednesday anyway
>>219395776good post
don't see many people called percy anymore
hate having obligations
>>219395670They will need over half of all White British votes to come close to that. Big ask.
>>219395776Just been to the shop to purchase some, now en route home. Gonna get some pyjamas on, light a candle, bust out the lubrication, chrome cast the gay pornography onto telly, choke my chicken like it owes me money, spunk, take a nap and then wake up and get steaming
>>219395776good lad. for me its one beer I have in my fridge while my wine breathes, then my wine then whisky until I pass out
lads we can't let the muslims implement sharia law. they would take away women's rights and stop them from voicing their opinions
>>219395764No it doesn't. It exists to serve the American and international liberal elites, which are primarily made up of white people.
>>219395487Nobody cares about reform anymore. Rupert lowe exposed them
>>219395746They use Diego Garcia as you don't need permission to fly over other countries. Another reason it's retarded to give up.
>>219395829Only woman’s opinion you hear is your mum telling you that you stink of piss
>>219395829There will come a point that even the normies won't stomach it anymore and political islam is the rubicon. Right now it hides under the guise of 'local independents' but when it becomes more organised there will be a split between the complete leftymongs who view it as a tool to destroy western capitalism (like the idiots they are) and those who think actually this is kinda getting away from my LGBT inclusive utopia.
>>219395840LOLmaybe some, but primarily? lmao
Trim or nah?
>>219395840Ok Chaim thanks for sharing your opinion
>>219395870Yes, primarily.
>>219395873Little monkey fella
>>219395850we should sell it to the anericans instead
>Diego Garcia? Triffic likke player.
>>219395863>is the rubiconthat's now how you use "rubicon"
>>219395875Wrong, dumbass Both Bidet and Orange Man have jewish kids and grandkids They are clearly the ones with the power and influence. If you think some anglo-saxon "white" only group is the one doing this shit you are mentally deficient
I’m voting for whichever party announces an actionable, realistic plan to grind up nons and burn them to heat pensioners houses.
>>219395850why are we doing that then what are mauritius gon do do they even have a military
>>219395892Remember this guy on I’m a celeb he’s a footballer I think
>>219395204They're not good at handjobs, I can tell you that.
>>219395896Shut up poindexter
i work for a yank tech company and they've started rebranding AI to 'assistive intelligence' instead of artificial intelligence
>>219395926foy
>>219395926step in the right direction honestly there's a big difference between utter ai slop and enhanced tastefully by ai
wish you could smoke on planes stilFucking woke ruins everything
I work for a boring blog company and here’s a boring blogpost
whenever i make a post people should be like "haha here he is! another banger from the big man!" and whenever im not around people should be saying "hey where's the big man? i miss him"
It’s utterly over for leftypol and civic nationalist faragefags
Rorke wrapping an FPV drone in bacon
>>219395926dystopian hellscape
off to aldi for some bits
>>219395939Blog on
>>219395733No it wouldn't
>>219395942haha here he is! another banger from the big man!
>>219395964if you had a company and knew ai would improve it drastically what would you do then
>>219395959If this is true restore is over.It will just become another joke party like reform
>>219395733Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven
>>219395959Be surprised if that bloated hog is even still alive at the next election Seriously he's comically unhealthy
>>219395959basedget noel edmonds for pm
>>219395959I've seen this utter slop post from about five different slop accounts in the last weekAlso absolutely NONE of these 'The British Patriot' type accounts are actually followed by worthwhile right wing British voices. Just pure enagementslop for MAGAtards and indians.
>>219395978reject homosexuality
new Andrew pics are grim
>>219396005We know, heatherpaedo had a meltdown and spammed them for hours
andrew never even got charged with anything. Told you it was all a sham
>>219395996the internet is so tiresome with how everything tries to gaslight you with fake information im so over it
sausage rolls are a bit grim really aren't they
>>219396041Nah
>>219395959Clarkson said he cannot be friends with people he voted brexitHe's a Cameronite ToryZero chance he joins Restore much less stands for parliament given his ill health
any white supremacist far right extremist man in?
You're all my only mates
>>219396073ok
How did they convince some random woman to do her prison sentence?
stopped watching the fallout show because it's boring as fuck
>>219396095Picture on the left has clearly been editedWell done gammon retard
Why is he lying? Do internet chuds really think this way? They think the average person is hateful like them?
>>219396097I liked it
will ausrorke make it out of the globohomo libtard hell he lives in and be able to make it to nippon paradise?
Might end up buying the Pokemon FRLG roms for Switch, even though I know they're just selling roms and a shit emulator
>>219396103get out of here schlomo
>>219396112Why are you obsessed with this crackhead
Decided to eat some peanut butter tray bake for breakfast. I'll pop the laundry on and deal with spiderberg after I get some scran in me.
Zara Larsson BLACKED
wonder if i can use my lack of empathy and self-awareness to get rich
>>219395776drank yesterday so not drinking today me
That post just reminded me, but I always found it funny how the progressive left waffles about not shaming people for their appearance and hates slurs and all that shit but still calls people gammon and occasionally retard, and make fun of their political opponents for looking weird
>>219396203Not sure lad, but you could certainly use it to be an autist
Why yes, I will go digging through a mentally ill man's background.Oh, shit...
>>219396224poof
Keep getting loads of smeg bits stuck on my hand after I wank lately
best friend here is going on maternity leave in april. might fucking quit honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uywdzvBXd-oMad that Ghislaine and Epstein are both in Israel walking free
>>219396237do as i say not as i do
>>219396112Diddyblud ain't wrong but he's not right either :skull:
>>219396239can i use autism to get rich?
>>219396095Gummo Kardashian
I watch all 378 youtube channels that this guy has.
>>219396254are you the dad
>>219396254is he gonna poo it out or will they do a c-section?
>>219396280obviously not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNX46GThcrY
>>219396251Stop touching your bell end while doing it then you fool>>219396254cuck
>>219396254>best friend here is going on maternityHow's that work?
>>219396254why is your best friend a woman? are you gay?
aff t'pub
>>219396314best friend in the office and no>>219396312after you give birth you get time off>>219396306lol
>>219396342ever shagged her up the arse? ever thought about shagging her?
>>219396272My favourite video of his are all the ones about Hitler he made many years ago where he'd use an unflattering thumbnail and call him an idiot in the title, just so people know he hates Hitler
>my best friend is a woman >and I'm sad cause someone else is shagging her and now I can't see her Omdsssss what a little vf
well I've only gone and wanked to reagan ridley foot fetish art on deviantart again didn't I
whats wrong with having women friends?
just done an absolutely toxic poo in the 3rd floor toilets if anyone wants a sniff
>>219396408best friend in the office. sad because i literally only know her here and my job is boring as fuck anyway so it will be even worse. grow up dickhead
>>219396428*runs up the stairs on all fours*
just learned that in Poland people under 26 are exempt from income tax
wonder what it was like to be a little slanty eyed fella back before technology was invented, working as rice farmer and doing slanty eyed stuff like meditation and eating on the floor
>>219396466they don't do any of that anymore, they just post on r/aznmasculinity about white penis
>>219396448Good job we don’t have that here since I’m 25 and never had a job I would’ve wasted it
>>219396466>>219395638
>>219396448blew my mind when i learned that but it was too short lived
So how long until leftypol realizes all of his beliefs are being used by jews to exterminate white people?
My best friend is a woman but she's a lesbian Only person from school that I still talk to
>>219396483you got me, i like to refer to them as slanty eyes, what are you trying to prove?
>>219396478internet's ruined them just like it's ruined us
Will be jokes when we cut Scotland and wales off and they become proper third world and start having civil wars and famine and shit. Will be waiting by the border to tell them “told you so”
>>219395372reminds me of black friday cat
weird posters with casual female friendswhat do you even talk about with them?
>>219396466ask your neighbour
homosexuals/transvestites in here taking the role of a womans expected response to some of these posts. Its the same when someone posts about immigration, a deeply mentally ill poster will start calling you "rorke"
>>219396513Half of all births in England were non white lol
>>219396504sorry that’s not allowed you’re a cuckold now according to some on here
>>219396513Real wife beater energy
Love my wife
carberg passed its MOT so I treated it to some petrol
>best friend is a womanlmfao
all women are made for it
>>219396531Irrelevant to what I said
Sucking down a Monster Viking Berry the now
>>219396555How so
>>219396548give it a little kiss
>>219396560State of you
>>219396542that looks like a cartoon underage girl i dont think that can be your wife
>>219396448They just have a higher tax-free allowance. In the UK the tax-free allowance is £12,570 and the median salary is £31,620. In Poland the tax-free allowance is £24,000 if you're under 26 and £6,200 if you're 26 or older and the median salary is £18,000.They have free uni too tbqh while student debt raises the effective tax rate for young people in the UK outside Scotland.
just want it to be dark already so it can be socially acceptable to sink pints :/
watching a youtube video and thought the guy sounded a lot like varg and turns out he's his son
>>219396551Your best friend is your mum
scottish comedy but a rule is put in place where you cant talk about where youre from and you cant talk about your silly accent
>>219394704half english breakfast? semi english breakfast?
>>219396566she's 16it fine
>>219396540Am I wrong though? Do you think scotland and wales are going to become world superpowers if we cut them off? Stop smoking crack
>>219396591nonce
not many banks around these days hate being given cash its miles away to deposit it
Prime Minster Rupert Lowe MBE
>>219396591Do believe she's 14 as they're middle school students
funny how all these anime children are 1 day above the age of consent for any given country
Black
had sex with a 16 year old girl when I was 14 am I a big nonce
I honestly worry for Lowe, I don’t know what happens to people who get on Farages bad side
>>219396621just false, because of timelines she is 16
>>219396640
>>219396640no she was actually
>"you can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam!"
Thinking about it, you won't be able to complete the Pokedex in FRLG unless they also release RSE, XD and Colosseum
>>219396640*deletes every you ive given you as to not be caught in the epstein-like scandal*Vile bastard you are
yeah the royal family is over me thinks
someone post that japanese girl webmyou know the one
Need to stop touching my dihh
>>219396666Why are you paying for roms
>>219396697Haven't (yet)Probably won't now that I can't complete the pokedex
>>219396689here you go mate
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849229586711.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849269073584.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849305908945.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768849337491665.mp4
>>219396676Why? No royals are implicated in this picture
Don't care about the paedo royal familyI support an independent Scottish state you see
>>219396695You need to stop talking like a wog
>I support an independent Scottish state you see
>>219396775>>219396775