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Jan van Eyck sub-edition

TGIF

>>219398370
Depends if it's annoying or not.

Might take a sick day

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this is more like it, actual chinese chinky
might be dinner for tonight

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>>219398372
would love to see you try

>>219398407
>meat
>during lent
Poland has fallen

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might cop this jacket and formally enter my shagger phase

rumour has it that the lads at sverigetraden were planning on raiding a refugee shelter and kidnapping the young girls but the janny conveniently ignored this

>>219398427
i lent your mum my meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuM4zFg-60

>>219398407
bro thats a pic from google reviews

>>219398431
>wax barbour, quarter zip, chinos and suede chukkas

it's giving freshers week economics student

>>219398451
everyone in your life would be happy if you died

>>219398396
whoa mama

Psalm 91
1 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High
will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.[a]
2 I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress,
my God, in whom I trust.”

3 Surely he will save you
from the fowler’s snare
and from the deadly pestilence.
4 He will cover you with his feathers,
and under his wings you will find refuge;
his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.
5 You will not fear the terror of night,
nor the arrow that flies by day,
6 nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness,
nor the plague that destroys at midday.
7 A thousand may fall at your side,
ten thousand at your right hand,
but it will not come near you.
8 You will only observe with your eyes
and see the punishment of the wicked.

9 If you say, “The Lord is my refuge,”
and you make the Most High your dwelling,
10 no harm will overtake you,
no disaster will come near your tent.
11 For he will command his angels concerning you
to guard you in all your ways;
12 they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.
13 You will tread on the lion and the cobra;
you will trample the great lion and the serpent.

14 “Because he[b] loves me,” says the Lord, “I will rescue him;
I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name.
15 He will call on me, and I will answer him;
I will be with him in trouble,
I will deliver him and honor him.
16 With long life I will satisfy him
and show him my salvation.”

Have a great Lent.

>>219398431
seems like something people were wearing 15 years ago

>>219398427
the bishop wouldn't accept proof of me being unmarried from the british government and made me fly back to britain to go to a church i've never been a part of to ask two people that have known me since i was 18 to swear to the priest i was unmarried. fuck them.

>>219398453
yeah it is, i'm planning my dinner tonight by going on google maps to look at local places.

>>219398451
TR

A lot of devils in here too bad for them God has already won

"I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves."

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>>219398468
>>219398488
heathens, infidels ..

>>219398477
Good post

>>219398451
fuck off forever and die a painful death

>>219398411
addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet award

Read two short stories today from the victorian era, one English the other French. Both ended with all the main characters dying

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>2.30am and a woman in the UK saw a migrant STARING AT HER THROUGH HER DOOR

>She called the Police and they took him to hospital then released him

>She asked what she should do if he comes again, Police said "Call us"

right well that's a bent willard

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>>219398503
>>219398505
seek the lord. seek help

we are over nine tenths of the way through the working week toilbros

>>219398513
grim

Just ate two bourbon biscuits

Christianity's moral tautologies

>>219398492
psc

>>219398520
>man looks through window
>nothing happens
>the end
Fantastic post

>>219398520
fucking hell nearly shat myself

>>219398539
two bourbon billy over here

>>219398523
is it christlike to masturbate over videos of dead children?

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why does pepsi max taste way better than coke max?

>>219398550
My name is not Billy, it's Willard.

>>219398520
he's having a mental health crisis or something

>>219398561
All that max sugar innit

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>>219398520
what ought they have done? perhaps send them all to the jail? perhaps they ought to house and feed them..

no no, that wouldnt work. lets get them to a proper head doctor who can prescribe them medication and get their needs addressed.

stop and think for a moment, idiot.

>>219398561
coke zero mogs pepsi max though

>>219398492
what a waste of a long cock

Booking a flight to Japan so I can swipe that baby monkey's stupid little stuff toy off him

>>219398582
Kys

>>219398577
it's entirely sane to want to shag pretty ladies

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>>219398555
Using rhetoric correctly involves
mastering persuasion by analyzing your audience, purpose, and context (the rhetorical situation) to select the right tools. Effective rhetoric requires balancing Aristotle's three appeals—ethos (credibility), pathos (emotion), and logos (logic)—while employing techniques like metaphor, repetition, and clear structure to guide the audience toward your point of view.

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>>219398561
pepsi max is delicious
coke has gone to shit lately.

Saw a looks after on tiktok that eats 500g of cane sugar a day in his milk lol chuds are so retarded

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Are there any fake money havers here? Do you still believe it'll go to 1 mil one day?

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>>219398561
should try that new cream s*da pepsi max, it's very good

Right that's a man sucking another man's cock

got my cherry blossom essential oils in the diffuser this afternoon

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>>219398584
I

>>219398617
is it anything like dr pepper?

neet hours /brit/ is comfy

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LIV
ERP
OOL

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*taps the sign*

>>219398633
not really. Bizarrely it tastes almost exactly like the original full-sugar Coke Vanilla from 10+ years ago.

/brit/ is popping off right now

Clicking my fingers to the Lighthouse Family

>>219398577
I'm personally of the belief we shouldn't have schizophrenic Africans roaming the streets

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People think AI is bad, when they haven't seen THIS webm

please stop posting the cock

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*does this to you*

>>219398652
loved that so would love to try it
vanilla coke, cherry coke, the pepsi derivatives and beyond are great with rum, better than normal coke/pepsi, i recommend it.

>>219398652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKzgBInG2n4

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never thought id say this but i actually think id prefer the company of the australian to that of the brits and americans. at least they seem to be more down to earth and humble

>>219398678
catfish :D

landlord still not turned up with his surveyor but he did respond to my email reminding him that needs to provide at least 24 hours notice for access in the future with an apology so i suppose that's fair

>rorke
>mousey
>leftpol
>spaino
>cronem
>bradders image
SCREAMING

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Restore Britain councillors voting against pride flag bans on council buildings

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD

Might kill myself

it had dawned upon me that my uncle (mum's younger brother) is 38 and has literally never had a real wageslave job.

he went straight from undergrad into a PhD programme, then spent several years as a researcher at a university fucking around in a lab, then founded a small company based on his research and it's been making him over £200k a year with him doing 10 hours of work a week according to my (seething) mum. all this as a working class lad, his dad was (and still is) a lorry driver.

wonder if he's too late to ask him for a nepo job.

>>219398698
upsets the muslims doesnt it so im all for it

If a total stranger knocked on your door and asked to use your toilet would you let them
they don't look sketchy or anything they just seem to actually need to use the toilet

>>219398688
your image is unrelated to your post but its a nice dram that

>>219398698
I'm suspicious of how sensible and rational that tweet sounds.

>>219398712
Probably yeah, I've not got anything worth nicking anyway so might as well help out someone

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>>219398717
very astute observation

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>RESIGNATION – Cllr DARREN RANCE (RESTORE BRITAIN)

>Left Reform to join Restore, then resigned from Restore just two days later.

>He claimed Restore had been “bombarding” councillors and described the organisation as “sinister”. He has now asked to rejoin his former party

>>219398743
its all a big joke

>>219398688
Nice glass of this while reading a good book, makes you feel like an aristocrat.

>>219398705
*(might cost me my last ounce of mumberg's love since she hates him with a passion for being a spoiled brat and their parents' favourite)

>>219398712
Depends on their colour

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>>219398705
>my uncle (mum's younger brother) is 38

>>219398698
what possible justification would there be for banning pride flags

>>219398698
United Pozdom

>>219398765
i suspect rasheed has something to do with it

>>219398712
a woman did this once and it turned out to be a girl i knew when i was a kid and she was like do you remember me and i was like yeah

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>>219398734

Looking my name up in the Doomsday book

parcels arrived lads.

shall be setting up the home office for the rest of the day.

>>219398712
cant imagine any scenario in which id answer the door to a stranger

>>219398790
ok

So far out of the politics loop that I've never seen anything about Restore outside of /brit/

>>219398765
Pride flags are inherently political
Fire and rescue are non-political

>>219398805
they're not a relevant entity

May as well drink all of the time, I have literally nothing else to occupy myself with and I live a very boring existence. Thought you lads should know that

>>219398577
Probably in the middle of a sexual emergency. Nothing to worry about.

>>219398685
Rum and cola of any description is a very immature drink. Far too sweet and sickly. Grow up.

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>>219398784

>>219398712
wouldn't open the door in most cases so for the type of people I would open the door to id probably let them yeah

My toilet broke a year ago and I've been flushing it with a bucket of water for a full year. I'm not joking.

>>219398823
she is wet

>thinking in a world where corporations spend 100s of millions of dollars lobbying that (you) have any influence whatsoever.

>>219398813
>Pride flags are inherently political
well yeah but if your politics are small government and libertarianism on every issue other than immigration, which would you seek to enforce authoritarian governance on what flags a fire station want to put up

>>219398821
im a wittle baby dwinking wum and cowa

>>219398836
get a hairy arsed bloke out to sort it

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>>219398790
give us an unboxing update

>>219398813
>Fire and rescue are non-political
False, Chief Fire Officers and their equivalents in councils are Ministerial appointees, with specific responsibilities assigned to them beyond the simple delivery of fire and rescue work, including an obligation to actively promote diversity within their organisation. Voting against the display or pride flags is them willfully not doing their job as instructed by their political masters.

>>219398847
I'll start voting if the next 3 consecutive elections are decided by a single vote (within my consituency). Until that happens I can say conclusively that it doesn't matter whether I personally vote or not.

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>>219398888

I'm American and am on a very important flight to the Middle East, can't say what though of course

europe will be totalitarian and brown in the coming years
i think america will fair ok though however
if we're lucky they might try to save us

does leftymong just pretend chinese people dont all look the same?

gays are so perverted
imagine having a fetish for getting a life ending disease

>>219398881
>>219398888
hmmmm

>>219398836
Could probably fix it with a visit to screwfix and a tenner. Could try not being a useless waste of space and see how you get on?

got an electrician coming over tomorrow. might completely shit myself all on the floor

>>219398836
lately I've been trying to get into the habit of actually solving problems instead of just living with them and letting them bother me for years
that's my lately I've been trying to get into the habit of actually solving problems instead of just living with them and letting them bother me for years story

Gfberg is white as marble but here I am wanking to Indian women again.

>>219398848
you really are living in 2012 arent you leftymong

>>219398907
Think you'll need a plumber for that

chinchin
daisuki

>>219398859
that was the plan originally but I've become accustomed to the bucket now. I can tell you that the advantage the bucket has is that there is no poo too big that it cannot be flushed by pouring a full bucket of water into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. The kinetic energy of the water falling from that height cuts through the poo like a laser beam.

obviously if someone ever comes over to the flat I'll have to lie and say "yeah haha the toilet broke a few days ago I'm waiting on a guy coming out haha"

>>219398909
inspirational, but too bad I'm lazy and cannot give a rat's arse about fixing the problems around me. yeah I'm the lazy and cannot give a rat's arse about fixing the problems around me man

replaced the plug on my alarm clock

easier than I thought

me? Iranian multi-billionaire

>>219398956
Wish you'd go back

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here we go
the pakichinkie on the way

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thinking about all the little english girls who got graped by paki groomer gangs

>>219398969
Just doxxed yourself idiot
Delete it

me? Billionaire multi-iranian

governments are phallic by nature which is why they should be small and put in chastity cages

>>219398962
i've never been to Iran though

>people start mentioning politics
>spam about poo starts
like clockwork. might be a bot

>>219398971
>graped
What's that? Something to do with wine?

>>219398904
I did have a look inside at the time but there was nothing I could see that was visibly wrong with it. The problem is that the cistern no longer fills up with water. For a long time it did this thing where the water would slowly trickle into the bowl 24/7 but then eventually it reached a point where that stopped and evidently the cistern stopped filling up all together.

I'm just not about that life, mucking about with toilets and that.

>>219398909
admirable. Couldn't be me. I will procrastinate even the smallest remedies for months if not years.

>>219398969
three naan?

driving to bohdana zeleskiego immediately

>>219399007
to save for later

look I’m tired of trannies poofs horse fuckers the whole lot, every day those pride flags stay up its another nod of approval towards them.
ten years ago I wouldn’t have cared about rainbow flags but its gone on too far now

>>219398969
>baby naan
bread nonce

>>219398986
poo posting is /brit/ culture. poltics isn't.

They're fucking horses

Horses

>>219399017
cool it with the antisemitism

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>>219398956
oh yeah that country is over

>>219398999
pathetic wastrel

>>219399025
fairly sure it's actually just toby

>>219399027
oof, zimbabwe tier

>>219399024
grow up mate

stop giving it the big man because you consider that you'd fix your own toilet

>>219398976
another street as there is no pin showing my location

>>219399020
crumbling

>>219398999
For me I get a tremendous sense of satisfaction out of fixing a broke thing. But I do own my house and that probably is a significant contributing factor. Having a shit on my nice functional toilet as we speak.

Love eating healthy for a week, feel morally superior to those who eat the goyslop

they are sexy though

>>219399051
Don't fucking tell me what to do.

thinking about the time I was attacked in Paris and went to the police station in the police car with the perpetrator and he was begging the whole way (didn't apologise once)

>>219399061
Iranians? suppose so

>>219399080
away you go and clear some cunt's blocked jobby

>>219399084
ummy

>>219399059
I'll fix something you can learn to do in a five minute youtube video, but beyond that I'll just pay a better man than I to do it for me

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>>219399084

>>219399096
I'm only clearing my own jobby

>>219399084
this femboy joke is going a bit far

what was it

enjoying some borscht

Shoving divining rods up my arse

what a cesspit this place is

>>219399137
fucks sake

Virgin Pilot GETS ANGRY DURING TAXI | "That is incredibly poor"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX8iHTTiEx8

i remember watching one of mousey's streams and he had the horse girl in a bikini and every time she moved her tits were bouncing

oh no that's a back bum

right well that webm was hot

genuinely grow up you freaks

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Dinner with the lads tonight

aww bloody hell did i just miss a peng gay sex webm?

>>219399154
most modern games are like that

jiggle physics in video game breasts and arses sell

>>219399208
Yeah, it was well grotty

betsy kettleman sex arse

>>219399208
nah
>>219399137

Taping elastic bands to my cock and pinging them hard

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Tonight's entertainment

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>>219399240

>>219399240
sc

right well that gay webm killed the thread

finished my video game, will need to find a new video game to play

>>219399279
Read a book instead

Feel like fried shit

no iranian ever called me goyim

>>219398743
Least blatant reform hitjob

Contemplating a clue

>>219399279
LA Noire

>>219399331
thank you for supporting the Australian video game industry

putting sardines up my arse

Feel bad for that Kat Agrabah lass because she's spent all this time trying to meme her way into politics and she's going to get absolutely humiliated at the polls. Shame coz she's quite fit for a brown lass

>>219399331
I don't speak French sorry pal.

>>219399339
itadakimasu

Leftypops

it's around 10 past 1 in the morning and I'm toiling away in shit and muck while some bloke lays cuddled up next to his gf on a Friday night.
it not right. the beta uprising needs to start, NOW!

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>>219399355

>>219399347
literally who

not sure if I should click that shit

firing hunks of shit out of my arse at breakneck speed

unfiltered every flag. giving people a second chance x

>lad at toil is leaving
>woman at toil has set up a collection pot to wish him luck and stuff
>I feel obliged to put something in but on the other hand I don't particularly like him at all

wat do?

>>219399439
i just did the same but i kept belgium and netherlands in the filter

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>>219399445
50p

never been in the break room at my work, I just go in, do my shift then leave. Everyone despises me.

>>219399462
two utterly worthless countries. don't think I have ever seen a good post with those flags

going to filter my own flag and stubs so i can blogpost into empty space without having to read the mean replies in peace

>>219399445
foids love doing this shit

>>219399475
used to go in the break room on occasion at my old part-time job and every time i went in, everyone would stop their conversation.
Found out months later there was a gang of self imposed popular staff who would just block people out of their inner circle. weird bunch

>bake bread
>devour half the loaf as soon as it's cool enough to eat because freshly baked bread is so delicious
every time

what if i was black

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Joints are SMELLY AF, NGL.

Cannae BELIEVE I would have these before School. Bet I STUNK like a SKUNK, BAKA...

dats rite work dat corner nigga get dat chedder nigga we waz KAAAAANGZ

>>219399524
ktim in a few hours time

>>219399524
finally managed to kick the habit after wasting so much time and money. lungs are probably black as tar as well

just saw a vid of an Australian porn star (male) who charges extra to shag black women because of the smell which makes it harder to get through the scene

Do black woman really smell different?
Never been with one you see.

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uncs are jealous

keely hodgkinson's arse

>>219399619
/brit/ is an unc general you have to be 30 to post here

motivation to do anything has evaporated into nothing

just restored britain

last week I was in Brussels and I navigated the metro system all by myself :D

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>trying to relax and enjoy my friday
>toilberg keeps asking me to do things

what's his problem?

just blacked britain

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This guy was a legend in north London. He shouted gibberish constantly in public.
>Aaron, also known as Rufus, was a General Practitioner years ago, but he tragically lost his wife and children by accidental death. This event disturbed him deeply, and he was frequently seen and heard walking around Wood Green speaking very loudly in an indecipherable patois, for at least 30 years, and possibly since the 1970s.
>He was an older black man who wore a trilby hat, and he was also known as the man with the shopping bag.
>He was certainly very loud indeed, and this could be misunderstood as aggression, but if you spoke to Aaron kindly, there would be a softer but always non verbal response.

>>219399587
I settled on keeping it to a minimum of a few grams throughout the week, and only after toil

>>219399698
almost like you agreed to do things for him for money for 40 hours a week you little faggot slave

>>219399690
is the city as bad as they say

>>219399690
full off you know whos i take it?

>>219399708
poor bloke

>>219399709
recently visited new england and could tell everyone was smoking the pure strains (because its legal) ...smelled really good not skunky.

probably like 90% + THC. desu not even worth smoking the sh*t unless its high grade. if it were legal here id probably stay high

what if there was a hideous ghoul that was only visible to you that follows you around, if you tell anyone else about it they'll think you're crazy

>>219399724
i guess i was just in the centre part and the touristy places so was just like London really

>>219398606
is that a no then?

>>219399736
Yeah full of bloody belgians

>>219399748
https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Shinigami

>>219399795
no this isn't a cool anime creature it's a horrible ugly pot-bellied goblin that drives you mad to look at

can’t think of Belgium without thinking about ziedy

what if my knob went up your arse

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Okay yeah that’s too far stop that.
I don’t like this guy anymore I’m voting labour

>>219399698
Unreasonable expectations really. I've responded to two teams messages today and done fuck all else. Think I'll hang about at desk for another hour and a half and call it a day.

restore britain's save file
wouldn't that be nice?

why does everybody keep calling me sir at toil? am i unapproachable or do i give off a authoritative aura or something?

>>219399867
no clue rorke, why dont you just ask them

delete britain

bath night tonight x

>>219399848
HOWLING
Dolescum frogposters done in!!!

>>219399848
This is based thoughbeit
You don't uplift a population by sedating them with money and television

>>219399848
>street cleaning and litter picking
Is he taking the fuckin piss I’m not doing that give me one of those office jobs where you do 30 minutes of work then chill at your desk for the rest of the day