Virgin and Child with Canon van der Paele, c. 1434–1436 edition
Jan van Eyck sub-editionTGIF
>>219398370Depends if it's annoying or not.
Might take a sick day
this is more like it, actual chinese chinkymight be dinner for tonight
>>219398372would love to see you try
>>219398407>meat>during lentPoland has fallen
might cop this jacket and formally enter my shagger phase
rumour has it that the lads at sverigetraden were planning on raiding a refugee shelter and kidnapping the young girls but the janny conveniently ignored this
>>219398427i lent your mum my meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuM4zFg-60
>>219398407bro thats a pic from google reviews
>>219398431>wax barbour, quarter zip, chinos and suede chukkasit's giving freshers week economics student
>>219398451everyone in your life would be happy if you died
>>219398396whoa mama
Psalm 911 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.[a]2 I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.”3 Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence.4 He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.5 You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day,6 nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday.7 A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.8 You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.9 If you say, “The Lord is my refuge,” and you make the Most High your dwelling,10 no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent.11 For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways;12 they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.13 You will tread on the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great lion and the serpent.14 “Because he[b] loves me,” says the Lord, “I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name.15 He will call on me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him.16 With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”Have a great Lent.
>>219398431seems like something people were wearing 15 years ago
>>219398427the bishop wouldn't accept proof of me being unmarried from the british government and made me fly back to britain to go to a church i've never been a part of to ask two people that have known me since i was 18 to swear to the priest i was unmarried. fuck them.>>219398453yeah it is, i'm planning my dinner tonight by going on google maps to look at local places.
>>219398451TR
A lot of devils in here too bad for them God has already won
"I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves."
>>219398468>>219398488heathens, infidels ..
>>219398477Good post
>>219398451fuck off forever and die a painful death
>>219398411addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet award
Read two short stories today from the victorian era, one English the other French. Both ended with all the main characters dying
>2.30am and a woman in the UK saw a migrant STARING AT HER THROUGH HER DOOR>She called the Police and they took him to hospital then released him>She asked what she should do if he comes again, Police said "Call us"
right well that's a bent willard
>>219398503>>219398505seek the lord. seek help
we are over nine tenths of the way through the working week toilbros
>>219398513grim
Just ate two bourbon biscuits
Christianity's moral tautologies
>>219398492psc
>>219398520>man looks through window>nothing happens>the endFantastic post
>>219398520fucking hell nearly shat myself
>>219398539two bourbon billy over here
>>219398523is it christlike to masturbate over videos of dead children?
why does pepsi max taste way better than coke max?
>>219398550My name is not Billy, it's Willard.
>>219398520he's having a mental health crisis or something
>>219398561All that max sugar innit
>>219398520what ought they have done? perhaps send them all to the jail? perhaps they ought to house and feed them..no no, that wouldnt work. lets get them to a proper head doctor who can prescribe them medication and get their needs addressed.stop and think for a moment, idiot.
>>219398561coke zero mogs pepsi max though
>>219398492what a waste of a long cock
Booking a flight to Japan so I can swipe that baby monkey's stupid little stuff toy off him
>>219398582Kys
>>219398577it's entirely sane to want to shag pretty ladies
>>219398555Using rhetoric correctly involvesmastering persuasion by analyzing your audience, purpose, and context (the rhetorical situation) to select the right tools. Effective rhetoric requires balancing Aristotle's three appeals—ethos (credibility), pathos (emotion), and logos (logic)—while employing techniques like metaphor, repetition, and clear structure to guide the audience toward your point of view.
>>219398561pepsi max is deliciouscoke has gone to shit lately.
Saw a looks after on tiktok that eats 500g of cane sugar a day in his milk lol chuds are so retarded
Are there any fake money havers here? Do you still believe it'll go to 1 mil one day?
>>219398561should try that new cream s*da pepsi max, it's very good
Right that's a man sucking another man's cock
got my cherry blossom essential oils in the diffuser this afternoon
>>219398584I
>>219398617is it anything like dr pepper?
neet hours /brit/ is comfy
LIVERPOOL
*taps the sign*
>>219398633not really. Bizarrely it tastes almost exactly like the original full-sugar Coke Vanilla from 10+ years ago.
/brit/ is popping off right now
Clicking my fingers to the Lighthouse Family
>>219398577I'm personally of the belief we shouldn't have schizophrenic Africans roaming the streets
People think AI is bad, when they haven't seen THIS webm
please stop posting the cock
*does this to you*
>>219398652loved that so would love to try itvanilla coke, cherry coke, the pepsi derivatives and beyond are great with rum, better than normal coke/pepsi, i recommend it.
>>219398652https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKzgBInG2n4
never thought id say this but i actually think id prefer the company of the australian to that of the brits and americans. at least they seem to be more down to earth and humble
>>219398678catfish :D
landlord still not turned up with his surveyor but he did respond to my email reminding him that needs to provide at least 24 hours notice for access in the future with an apology so i suppose that's fair
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING
Restore Britain councillors voting against pride flag bans on council buildings FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD
Might kill myself
it had dawned upon me that my uncle (mum's younger brother) is 38 and has literally never had a real wageslave job.he went straight from undergrad into a PhD programme, then spent several years as a researcher at a university fucking around in a lab, then founded a small company based on his research and it's been making him over £200k a year with him doing 10 hours of work a week according to my (seething) mum. all this as a working class lad, his dad was (and still is) a lorry driver.wonder if he's too late to ask him for a nepo job.
>>219398698upsets the muslims doesnt it so im all for it
If a total stranger knocked on your door and asked to use your toilet would you let themthey don't look sketchy or anything they just seem to actually need to use the toilet
>>219398688your image is unrelated to your post but its a nice dram that
>>219398698I'm suspicious of how sensible and rational that tweet sounds.
>>219398712Probably yeah, I've not got anything worth nicking anyway so might as well help out someone
>>219398717very astute observation
>RESIGNATION – Cllr DARREN RANCE (RESTORE BRITAIN) >Left Reform to join Restore, then resigned from Restore just two days later. >He claimed Restore had been “bombarding” councillors and described the organisation as “sinister”. He has now asked to rejoin his former party
>>219398743its all a big joke
>>219398688Nice glass of this while reading a good book, makes you feel like an aristocrat.
>>219398705*(might cost me my last ounce of mumberg's love since she hates him with a passion for being a spoiled brat and their parents' favourite)
>>219398712Depends on their colour
>>219398705>my uncle (mum's younger brother) is 38
>>219398698what possible justification would there be for banning pride flags
>>219398698United Pozdom
>>219398765i suspect rasheed has something to do with it
>>219398712a woman did this once and it turned out to be a girl i knew when i was a kid and she was like do you remember me and i was like yeah
>>219398734
Looking my name up in the Doomsday book
parcels arrived lads.shall be setting up the home office for the rest of the day.
>>219398712cant imagine any scenario in which id answer the door to a stranger
>>219398790ok
So far out of the politics loop that I've never seen anything about Restore outside of /brit/
>>219398765Pride flags are inherently politicalFire and rescue are non-political
>>219398805they're not a relevant entity
May as well drink all of the time, I have literally nothing else to occupy myself with and I live a very boring existence. Thought you lads should know that
>>219398577Probably in the middle of a sexual emergency. Nothing to worry about.
>>219398685Rum and cola of any description is a very immature drink. Far too sweet and sickly. Grow up.
>>219398784
>>219398712wouldn't open the door in most cases so for the type of people I would open the door to id probably let them yeah
My toilet broke a year ago and I've been flushing it with a bucket of water for a full year. I'm not joking.
>>219398823she is wet
>thinking in a world where corporations spend 100s of millions of dollars lobbying that (you) have any influence whatsoever.
>>219398813>Pride flags are inherently politicalwell yeah but if your politics are small government and libertarianism on every issue other than immigration, which would you seek to enforce authoritarian governance on what flags a fire station want to put up
>>219398821im a wittle baby dwinking wum and cowa
>>219398836get a hairy arsed bloke out to sort it
>>219398790give us an unboxing update
>>219398813>Fire and rescue are non-politicalFalse, Chief Fire Officers and their equivalents in councils are Ministerial appointees, with specific responsibilities assigned to them beyond the simple delivery of fire and rescue work, including an obligation to actively promote diversity within their organisation. Voting against the display or pride flags is them willfully not doing their job as instructed by their political masters.
>>219398847I'll start voting if the next 3 consecutive elections are decided by a single vote (within my consituency). Until that happens I can say conclusively that it doesn't matter whether I personally vote or not.
>>219398888
I'm American and am on a very important flight to the Middle East, can't say what though of course
europe will be totalitarian and brown in the coming years i think america will fair ok though however if we're lucky they might try to save us
does leftymong just pretend chinese people dont all look the same?
gays are so pervertedimagine having a fetish for getting a life ending disease
>>219398881>>219398888hmmmm
>>219398836Could probably fix it with a visit to screwfix and a tenner. Could try not being a useless waste of space and see how you get on?
got an electrician coming over tomorrow. might completely shit myself all on the floor
>>219398836lately I've been trying to get into the habit of actually solving problems instead of just living with them and letting them bother me for yearsthat's my lately I've been trying to get into the habit of actually solving problems instead of just living with them and letting them bother me for years story
Gfberg is white as marble but here I am wanking to Indian women again.
>>219398848you really are living in 2012 arent you leftymong
>>219398907Think you'll need a plumber for that
chinchin daisuki
>>219398859that was the plan originally but I've become accustomed to the bucket now. I can tell you that the advantage the bucket has is that there is no poo too big that it cannot be flushed by pouring a full bucket of water into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. The kinetic energy of the water falling from that height cuts through the poo like a laser beam.obviously if someone ever comes over to the flat I'll have to lie and say "yeah haha the toilet broke a few days ago I'm waiting on a guy coming out haha"
>>219398909inspirational, but too bad I'm lazy and cannot give a rat's arse about fixing the problems around me. yeah I'm the lazy and cannot give a rat's arse about fixing the problems around me man
replaced the plug on my alarm clockeasier than I thought
me? Iranian multi-billionaire
>>219398956Wish you'd go back
here we gothe pakichinkie on the way
thinking about all the little english girls who got graped by paki groomer gangs
>>219398969Just doxxed yourself idiotDelete it
me? Billionaire multi-iranian
governments are phallic by nature which is why they should be small and put in chastity cages
>>219398962i've never been to Iran though
>people start mentioning politics>spam about poo startslike clockwork. might be a bot
>>219398971>grapedWhat's that? Something to do with wine?
>>219398904I did have a look inside at the time but there was nothing I could see that was visibly wrong with it. The problem is that the cistern no longer fills up with water. For a long time it did this thing where the water would slowly trickle into the bowl 24/7 but then eventually it reached a point where that stopped and evidently the cistern stopped filling up all together.I'm just not about that life, mucking about with toilets and that. >>219398909admirable. Couldn't be me. I will procrastinate even the smallest remedies for months if not years.
>>219398969three naan?
driving to bohdana zeleskiego immediately
>>219399007to save for later
look I’m tired of trannies poofs horse fuckers the whole lot, every day those pride flags stay up its another nod of approval towards them.ten years ago I wouldn’t have cared about rainbow flags but its gone on too far now
>>219398969>baby naanbread nonce
>>219398986poo posting is /brit/ culture. poltics isn't.
They're fucking horsesHorses
>>219399017cool it with the antisemitism
>>219398956oh yeah that country is over
>>219398999pathetic wastrel
>>219399025fairly sure it's actually just toby
>>219399027oof, zimbabwe tier
>>219399024grow up mate
stop giving it the big man because you consider that you'd fix your own toilet
>>219398976another street as there is no pin showing my location
>>219399020crumbling
>>219398999For me I get a tremendous sense of satisfaction out of fixing a broke thing. But I do own my house and that probably is a significant contributing factor. Having a shit on my nice functional toilet as we speak.
Love eating healthy for a week, feel morally superior to those who eat the goyslop
they are sexy though
>>219399051Don't fucking tell me what to do.
thinking about the time I was attacked in Paris and went to the police station in the police car with the perpetrator and he was begging the whole way (didn't apologise once)
>>219399061Iranians? suppose so
>>219399080away you go and clear some cunt's blocked jobby
>>219399084ummy
>>219399059I'll fix something you can learn to do in a five minute youtube video, but beyond that I'll just pay a better man than I to do it for me
>>219399084
>>219399096I'm only clearing my own jobby
>>219399084this femboy joke is going a bit far
what was it
enjoying some borscht
Shoving divining rods up my arse
what a cesspit this place is
>>219399137fucks sake
Virgin Pilot GETS ANGRY DURING TAXI | "That is incredibly poor" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX8iHTTiEx8
i remember watching one of mousey's streams and he had the horse girl in a bikini and every time she moved her tits were bouncing
oh no that's a back bum
right well that webm was hot
genuinely grow up you freaks
Dinner with the lads tonight
aww bloody hell did i just miss a peng gay sex webm?
>>219399154most modern games are like thatjiggle physics in video game breasts and arses sell
>>219399208Yeah, it was well grotty
betsy kettleman sex arse
>>219399208nah>>219399137
Taping elastic bands to my cock and pinging them hard
Tonight's entertainment
>>219399240
>>219399240sc
right well that gay webm killed the thread
finished my video game, will need to find a new video game to play
>>219399279Read a book instead
Feel like fried shit
no iranian ever called me goyim
>>219398743Least blatant reform hitjob
Contemplating a clue
>>219399279LA Noire
>>219399331thank you for supporting the Australian video game industry
putting sardines up my arse
Feel bad for that Kat Agrabah lass because she's spent all this time trying to meme her way into politics and she's going to get absolutely humiliated at the polls. Shame coz she's quite fit for a brown lass
>>219399331I don't speak French sorry pal.
>>219399339itadakimasu
Leftypops
it's around 10 past 1 in the morning and I'm toiling away in shit and muck while some bloke lays cuddled up next to his gf on a Friday night.it not right. the beta uprising needs to start, NOW!
>>219399355
>>219399347literally who
not sure if I should click that shit
firing hunks of shit out of my arse at breakneck speed
unfiltered every flag. giving people a second chance x
>lad at toil is leaving>woman at toil has set up a collection pot to wish him luck and stuff>I feel obliged to put something in but on the other hand I don't particularly like him at allwat do?
>>219399439i just did the same but i kept belgium and netherlands in the filter
>>21939944550p
never been in the break room at my work, I just go in, do my shift then leave. Everyone despises me.
>>219399462two utterly worthless countries. don't think I have ever seen a good post with those flags
going to filter my own flag and stubs so i can blogpost into empty space without having to read the mean replies in peace
>>219399445foids love doing this shit
>>219399475used to go in the break room on occasion at my old part-time job and every time i went in, everyone would stop their conversation.Found out months later there was a gang of self imposed popular staff who would just block people out of their inner circle. weird bunch
>bake bread>devour half the loaf as soon as it's cool enough to eat because freshly baked bread is so deliciousevery time
what if i was black
Joints are SMELLY AF, NGL.Cannae BELIEVE I would have these before School. Bet I STUNK like a SKUNK, BAKA...
dats rite work dat corner nigga get dat chedder nigga we waz KAAAAANGZ
>>219399524ktim in a few hours time
>>219399524finally managed to kick the habit after wasting so much time and money. lungs are probably black as tar as well
just saw a vid of an Australian porn star (male) who charges extra to shag black women because of the smell which makes it harder to get through the sceneDo black woman really smell different? Never been with one you see.
uncs are jealous
keely hodgkinson's arse
>>219399619/brit/ is an unc general you have to be 30 to post here
motivation to do anything has evaporated into nothing
just restored britain
last week I was in Brussels and I navigated the metro system all by myself :D
>trying to relax and enjoy my friday>toilberg keeps asking me to do thingswhat's his problem?
just blacked britain
This guy was a legend in north London. He shouted gibberish constantly in public.>Aaron, also known as Rufus, was a General Practitioner years ago, but he tragically lost his wife and children by accidental death. This event disturbed him deeply, and he was frequently seen and heard walking around Wood Green speaking very loudly in an indecipherable patois, for at least 30 years, and possibly since the 1970s.>He was an older black man who wore a trilby hat, and he was also known as the man with the shopping bag.>He was certainly very loud indeed, and this could be misunderstood as aggression, but if you spoke to Aaron kindly, there would be a softer but always non verbal response.
>>219399587I settled on keeping it to a minimum of a few grams throughout the week, and only after toil
>>219399698almost like you agreed to do things for him for money for 40 hours a week you little faggot slave
>>219399690is the city as bad as they say
>>219399690full off you know whos i take it?
>>219399708poor bloke
>>219399709recently visited new england and could tell everyone was smoking the pure strains (because its legal) ...smelled really good not skunky.probably like 90% + THC. desu not even worth smoking the sh*t unless its high grade. if it were legal here id probably stay high
what if there was a hideous ghoul that was only visible to you that follows you around, if you tell anyone else about it they'll think you're crazy
>>219399724i guess i was just in the centre part and the touristy places so was just like London really
>>219398606is that a no then?
>>219399736Yeah full of bloody belgians
>>219399748https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Shinigami
>>219399795no this isn't a cool anime creature it's a horrible ugly pot-bellied goblin that drives you mad to look at
can’t think of Belgium without thinking about ziedy
what if my knob went up your arse
Okay yeah that’s too far stop that. I don’t like this guy anymore I’m voting labour
>>219399698Unreasonable expectations really. I've responded to two teams messages today and done fuck all else. Think I'll hang about at desk for another hour and a half and call it a day.
restore britain's save filewouldn't that be nice?
why does everybody keep calling me sir at toil? am i unapproachable or do i give off a authoritative aura or something?
>>219399867no clue rorke, why dont you just ask them
delete britain
bath night tonight x
>>219399848HOWLINGDolescum frogposters done in!!!
>>219399848This is based thoughbeitYou don't uplift a population by sedating them with money and television
>>219399848>street cleaning and litter picking Is he taking the fuckin piss I’m not doing that give me one of those office jobs where you do 30 minutes of work then chill at your desk for the rest of the day
Exclusively responding to my managers messages with the ms teams suggested replies, even if they don't make sense.
>>219399848take the piss
>>219399884alri leftypol
>>219399848rorke loving a politician that speaks out against anti-whiteness but then turning his back on him as soon as he talks about needing to do community service for benefits lol
>>219399893Okay but I'm on benefits and I would genuinely prefer this over fucking doing nothing because I live in the middle of nowhere so I can't find a job
so can i just hire a defense contractor to build me a tank or jet or nuclear missile or something?
>>219399766How's mum doing lad?
>>219399911Sorry mate you had your chance to get a cushy job and rejected itWe're gonna have you knee deep in excrement cleaning the sewage pipes of London with a toothbrush
i see 77th brigade have updated their nudge units on here about restore. only took them a weekbeep boopoh my dayzz rorke
test poo
>>219398688What about the Welsh?
>>219399924rorke: save the west deano: alright rorke we can save the west, all we need you to do is get a jobrorke: yeah actually just leave it mate
Spieß voran, drauf und dran,setzt aufs Klosterdach den roten Hahn.
latex and women wearing it
landlord has been and gone
plastic surgery making grown women look like they haven't even started puberty yet
>>219399897A lot of people aren't cut out for good jobs. You'd just be punishing them by making they do this shitty menial jobs. There might have been an argument for doing this if the UK were 100% white, but there are millions of brownoids already here and pouring in every year who will gladly do these jobs. And no, making some white scroungers do these jobs wouldn't stop brown immigration. Let the browns do it since there's no getting rid of them.
>>219399970did you….you know…
>save the westfrom what? itself?
>>219399959Fucking hate this gif, giving me acid flashback vibes, especially that bit at the start where kitty's face melts
>>219399963>he thinks you can save the west by cleaning dog shit
>>219399848racist dolescum so conflicted
>>219399972what did she have done, jaw surgery?
>>219399848oi mumsy, ive got me new jobwhat is it, mumsy? well, im a chimney sweep now, mumsythank lowe!
>>219399985from the cancers afflicting it
>>219399355howl
>>219399963we already have street cleaners and litter pickers mate and what’s changed??
>>219399996You can. It's part of the bigger picture; the dogshit littering our streets is a symptom of declining standards and values.
imagine being unwilling to clear wogs out of britain i would literally die for this cause
getting it watched
>>219399996>>219400022yeah lads, you being dolescum isnt a net drain on society
>>219400026get ready then because some mentally ill freaks on here would die to stop you
>>219399932You can go pick litter right now, this very second You won't and will find excuses not to, purely because you're a lazy prick
>>219400024yeah bro it's totally that and not the unaccountable elites
>>219400015all self inflicted
ate too much food time for a nap
>muh eliteschange the record leftypol mate
>>219400048that's kinda the nature of cancer innitbody turning on itself by producing too much of something
>>219399932move out of the sticks mongboy
>>219400068>>219400068>>219400068
people on welfare doing community service would be a net positive for everybodyyou think you would be busting your ass picking up trash?the government likes you're pretending to work, the person babysitting you all gets a paycheck, and you get to actually socialize with others outside of your smelly bedroom for once in your lifeeverybody wins!
>>219399848he has my vote
>>219400073I agree. We should also make them clean toilets.
>>219400043not for free
>>219400035My great granddad died in ww2 I have the right to have benefits I’m not taking 1 million pound a week or anything give me a fucking break man
>>219400026you can't. they're enmeshed
>>219400026food is so much better now though